You see this cute little adorable face that reminds you of my cute big adorable face? This is Logan at 11 months old, beginning the coke addiction that has trouble him for many years. His little face is very misleading. Dont let those big innocent eyes fool you into believing he is the innocent little two year old he pretends to be. He has to big loves in his life, no not me and Lance (although I'm sure we're up there), he loves;
Coke, and
Shiny things (coins, jewelry etc.)
Let me explain, when you can't find Logan or he will not come when you call = big trouble. As it means for most kids. Once their quiet you need to find them. As many of you know most the time he as taken a
crap somewhere or is getting into my
makeup. The other day I found him here
In the closet
Sucking down coke as fast as he could.
"Here you go momma." Luckily he handed it over.
This, unfortunetly is not his biggest crime to date. I have been missing my wedding ring for over a month and after turning the house upside down, going threw everything in the vacuum (gag) and taking flashlights to all vents in the home I had sadly given up hope.
Despite claims that I KNOW I left my ring on my nightstand (the only place I take it off), Lance still claimed I had lost it because, well, I loose EVERYTHING. Anyway like I was saying, after about a month Lance calls me and says he has a yellow and black suprise. Here are the things that go threw my head:
This would piss me off.
He as been very close to selling our place without my permission, so this would also piss me off.
I though of curtains or clothes, but nothing really clicked nor do I want yellow and black curtains or clothes. When I get home he hands me this:
Yah! Logans Tonka truck. Then I get kinda mad cuz I was all excited for a suprise and I get a truck, he as a weird sense of humor and I accept this as my super fantastic prize until he says to look into the drivers seat...
What is that you ask? Yes of course its my wedding ring that Logan STOLE that I DIDN'T lose. I've never wanted to hurt and kiss my child at the same time.
No, thats not a mans veiny gigantic hand that is mine, with my ring on which I haven't taken off since. Lesson learned. So let it be known to hide all coke and shiny objects around my thief of a child. He is a freaken cute wicked boy.