Monday, March 29, 2010
SO its been officially 1 month++ since i last blogged, its just because my life was so boring till all i did was eat and probably sleep.
But, Guess what, life just got a bit more interesting. First off, I pass my FA WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO.
My grades are now at Entrepreneurship - B
Marketing - B+
Cognitive - B
Maths - B
Financial accounting - C
So my final GPA dropped a bit so what, its still above 3. So yea, gonna celebrate this friday with a booze party over at Keith's house. Seems everyone from the skype convo did well, so they are gonna join in the celebration.
Next is, ima part of the FOP in my school, today first day of training, damn shag, stupid shouting of cheers where all i did was generate noise as thats all i could do at the point in time. Tmr another day of training, not exactly looking forward to it, but its bound to be better than my other activity, meeting my school's discipline master. Cause my mum is gonna make a scene with him again, gonna be interesting but ima gonna be in the middle of it all, so its good or bad depending from the point of view.
10:50 PM
Monday, March 1, 2010
Finally, i felt heaven for a while, the bed i was longing for for 3D2N is finally back in my arms. AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! That fluffy pillow, even bed and a nice bolster to hug to sleep. But all this came at a stupendous price. My arms legs and face was under siege from sunburn. Nothing to say except i have defeated a rumor. People say i cannot survive without facebook for 3D2N, But i have prove them all wrong, WAHAHAHAHAHA, i survive not only without facebook but also with no form of technology near me. Now i shall go and let pictures do the talking for me, its not a lot since most of the time all i am doing is just trying to not drop dead and give up, rather than cam-whoring.
New friends i met on the camp. Fantastic bunch of people.
Finishing the ration left after the camp, we had fun till the end of the camp.
And finally, a boar i wish i can just slaughter and bbq it, but i can't for some obvious reasons
8:55 PM
Sunday, February 14, 2010
All i can say now is "
Marist are so godlike we can not study and still get 'A' by bullshitting through it". That basically just explain the way i prepared and did my exams.
Now to something more relevant, 恭喜发财, for those who suck so much in Chinese that they dun understand, that sentence means happy new year. Had a better bounty this year, compare to last year, this year is the most profitable year so far.
Then some of my friends were asking me, where is lesson 3 of your 'How to be annoying?' So it got me thinking, is being annoying something you can teach or merely guide? Then i got tired of thinking about it cause i very tiring for me to think. So i decided to answer only if people ask me about it.
11:41 PM
Thursday, February 4, 2010
SHORT
8:45 AM
Monday, February 1, 2010
Gossips galore, I have a real juicy piece of news, very delicious in fact. First thing in the morning, a Student took pictures of herself and the boyfriend doing stuff. Tee Hee, I just happen to know the guy, shall say no further cause the police are involve, yes the police.
Now see that list, its the best profit i made in elub so far.
Nothing else to update on, other than the fact i found a new noise after minutes of research, which has proven to irritate people beyond you imagination. Its been copyrighted and the new noise is NYAAAAAA~. Use it at your own risk, i was nearly kicked by my friends cause i was testing their limit with my new noise.
1:26 PM
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Yes, the world shall end in 1 week all because i have started to think. Reports are coming from all over the world of people dying from shock after hearing that EUGENE A.K.A THE
RETARDED IDIOTIC ANNOYING BASTARD is actually THINKING.
Now, bring you a new edition, CHAPTER 2 of annoying people. This chapter explains how to choose a target to irritate properly.
Some annoying people that knows how to irritate properly dun know how to choose the right target, Which results in them appearing on the news with the headlines: BOY BEATEN UP FOR BEING GUAI LAN. So this chapter focuses on picking the right target.
So now, you have some irritating noise or that Stereo with you, who do you use it on. Using it on family and friends are fine, BUT, please do it in moderation, even friends and relatives can crack. Now, on to strangers, Do not target anyone who looks like they are going to kill you even without your irritation. Do not target people who are already being targeted by other annoying bastard. Lastly, do not target people who are from the gahmen or the authorities. You do not wan to try it, trust me.
So thats the tips, now go and practice. Its time for annoying people to shine.
9:28 AM
Saturday, January 23, 2010
This is Professor Eugene Teo, P.H.D in annoying other people, giving you a checklist of how to annoy other people.
Checklist
- Create your own random unique noise. If you need the guidance, come find me
- Keep repeating those noise in front of other people.
- When they ask you to shut it, stop for 10 seconds, then start again
- If that doesn't work, try repeating a new noise, its probably because the old noise do not have that"GOD, I SO WANNA KILL HIM" factor.
- Or, you can just keep playing that irritating SNSD song, it actually out irritate me in irritating people.
New friends i met on the camp. Fantastic bunch of people.
And finally, a boar i wish i can just slaughter and bbq it, but i can't for some obvious reasons
