Friday, June 20, 2008
HAHA ok thanks ppl for tagging on my DEAD blog.
(even if its spamming :D)
but seriously i wont be using it anymore haha
and i dunno how i manage to rmb my pw but yeah
Friday, April 20, 2007
geog test was horrible, terrible and VEGETABLE haha
a very agressive one vegetable lol
mapwork was crap
at least i know i got south korea correct
history test was even worse
10 marks for one qn?!
i dont know how i wrote my ans until it spread to opium
PE was funny
mr sequira said dylan was cockeye
and then sinyong purposely kick the ball so hard
we had to do the basic stuff
and mr sequira asked marcus to protect him from the ball
he might as well have hit his own head with it
neway i still prefer to play games tht doesnt require
the feet kicking the ball
then during english
mr ahmad asked us to arrange our tables
ahh i'm sitting at the doorway
where teachers could just catch you doing ..
stuff.
after eng was geog
judy ng is evil
she made us take our all our socks and shoes
and walk over the dusty and dirty classroom barefooted
oh yeah the best thing was tht
there was no art! whee ...
i rather run around the school taking down posters
then trying to fix a pathetic model
when we know we're getting nowhere
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
MUTANT LOSERS THEME SONG
(teen titans)
when theres trouble you know not to call
mutant losers
from their tower they can trip and fall
mutant losers
when the gonzilla's on the attack
Cabbage sits there and scratches his back
cause when the world hates losers on patrol
mutant losers, scram!
with their super gayskills they unite
mutant losers
always met a plumbabe tht they liked
mutant losers
they are hot chicks on the run
they'll keep chasing plum until shes sweet
cause when Cabbage is losing all control
mutant losers, scram (x2)
if their heart is dead, we better slack now
you can drink and sleep and eat
when you catch them there werent be any doubt
they've been thrown into the bin ....
thrown into the bin ....
M-U-T-I-L-A-T-E-D---L mutant losers, scram! (x4)
when theres trouble you know not to call
mutant losers
from their tower they can trip and fall
mutant lsoers
when gonzilla's on the attack
Cabbage sits there and scratches his back
cause when the world hates losers on patrol
mutant losers, scram (x2)
1,2,3,4 scram!
mutant losers!
happy birthday to Jeremiah!! haha
this song is dedicated to him:
happy birthday to youyou're born in the zooyou look like a gorillaand you sing like one tooA VERY AGGRESSIVE VEGETABLE
by sam and sirui
with help from liney and sheen
(remember to read aloud)
Cabbage whistled the tune of popeye the sailorman
through his nose, like Spongebob Squarepants
Sourbabe rolled her eyes and check her skin
ooo .. she was so smooth
that the light rays bent in the same direction
and you could see your reflection on her
Cabbage teased her
" i love good reflectors"
After admiring her perfect figure
Sourbabe and Cabbage went to a romantic place
designed to cater to couples who love
shooting themselves with rubberband.
the School Dental Service Box
There was a sign hung up on the wall.
Instead of " LOVER BIRDS"
it was "LOSER BIRDS"
they played games like
hanging themselves on the fan,
racing with toilet brushes and
competing to see who was fatter than the other
In the end, Cabbage lost because:
Losers are not people who lose but
people who give up/ quit
(copyrighted from poster in canteen)
He became very very very aggressive
and burst into a prickly and pimply pickle
who ate his own stomach contents
Unfortunately, Sourbabe continued laughing at him
She laughed until Cabbage got even more aggressive
and bloated into a LIMEGREEN balloon,
getting stuck on the door
of the School Dental Service Box
From tht day onwards ..
he became a decorative ornament
(more like a punching bag) for KFC day
Kill Farting Cabbages Day
He changed into a hot ..
i mean cabbagy chick
wearing translucent skirts with Sourbabe
They invited the squashed
GONZImato to join them
She had only one hair strand left
but it was so rough
tht it reflected light in different directions
making her hair look like hairy potter
After thinking for 1h,
they decided to form a GAY gang, the ...
CABBAGE MUTANT NINJA LOSERS
*powerpuff girl theme song
its sing along session!!
"Cabbage, hes a sissy loser
Plumbabe, she has a sexy figure
Gonzilla she is a balding lychee
Power-vege destroy the world
(bridge)
Causing crime
Trying to kill humans
They come in always late
the power-veggies
POWER-VEGE!!
dah dah dah dah dah
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
this title is copyrighted from nickelodeon
but it still suits the story neway
(read it aloud. its funnier)
A VERY AGGRESSIVE VEGETABLE
by sam and liney
with help from sheen and shanny
Green. Crunchy. Delicious?
oh not this one. more like ..
Rotten. Slimy.
LIMEGREEN blob of fibre and vitamin L
("L" stand for losers)
with little sharp things protruding
from his L-shaped mouth.
He sat on the flower pot
sucking his elongated pinky, meditating
" ohm ohm, wawawa,
i love my sourbabe (sourplum) "
and who was he?
Cabbage. yes, theMutantCabbage
the very aggressive veggie
Everyday he would use his gay mouth spray
with
softsoap essences. HAHA
He would throw a party once in awhile
to celebrate the birth of a new leaf
One day, he planted himself
in a field of hairy cucumbers ..
and got stuck. lol
Cabbage got very very very aggressive
and exploded into a pumpkin
He started sashaying towards
GONZImato, the veggie form of gonzilla
However he realised tht he was
too fat and too round, so he decided to roll.
GONZImato being attracted by his girl charm
started smooching him ( we will describe no further)
He screamed like a chicken. a boneless one.
" Ahhhh! dont kiss me!!
i must stay true to Sourbabe!!"
With tht, he became very very very aggressive
and
poof! with little twinkling cabbages
he turned into a Cinderella carriage/coach
and squashed
GONZImato into a potato
oh no! he was late for his date.
he used PANTENE shampoo for "beautiful" hair
and rushed to the nearby provision shop
Sourbabe was waiting for him
in a sweet femine tutu made of mimosas
As you should know,
mimosas are also known as touch-me-nots
so when Cabbage touched his darling
the mimosas closed
revealing wrinkled, pinkish skin of a plum
Furious, Sourbabe dragged him off his feet
all the way to
JEREMIAH'S BEAUTY SALON
for hopeless situations
while Jeremiah was trying to fix her mess
Sourbabe blinked her eyes flirtatiously at Cabbage
with wind in her curly locks
she swayed from side to side
and giggled " i love cabbages"
Sourbabe stared at Cabbage with beady eyes
Cabbage looked at her and said
" huh? oh yeah yeah i love cabbages too"
"oh you're pathetic..." Sourbabe sighed
" who says so? i can whistle from my nose .."
to be continued ...
Saturday, April 14, 2007
sports meet was so fun
hahaha ...
at first everyone was like not enthu
but then after tht it got more and more exciting
especially during the mixed race
when we were the only school
which dropped the batton 4 times
4 TIMES!! and we still got first!!
isnt tht COOL or what?!
the guy tht knocked down the girl
haha he must be feel embarrassed
later sheen, me and liney went to marina square
we were going to meet woony there
she came late ...
we persuaded sheen to go bowl with us
hahaha dragged her back to where we were standing
darn guys couldnt decide whether to bowl or not
in the end only yeshen played
with some of woony's friends
and
us of course. woony, sheen and me
the outcome was obvious
woony won. she thrashed us all ...
at least i got 2nd hahaha
P.S to find out more about softsoap.
pls go to
www.shanny.com. haha
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
SOURPLUMH2O when he was a young plumSourplumH2O loved playing hello kitty
and dressing up barbie dolls
Everyday he would sing this cheer to himself:
(in the BINGO melody)
"there was a guy who 很难红(nanhong)
and nanny was his namo
N-A-N-N-Y
N-A-N-N-Y
N-A-N-N-Y
and nanny was his namo"
one day, his friends decided to
squeeze him inside a plastic bag
with all the other sourplums
he struggled and kicked and screamed
" ur cant do this to me!! i'm as cute as a powerpuff girl!!"
unfortunately he could do nothing
splat! his face was squashed...
"ahhhhh! my nose is in my brain!!"
looking at his surroundings
he saw another sourplum and said
"hey you, why the sour face?"
the other sourplum curled up into erm ..
a plum. and didnt answer him
suddenly he was pinched out of the bag
argh! his butt got torn off. Ouch!
no wonder ..
hansel was leaving trails so tht
he could find his way back home
finally all was left was his eyeballs
he thought he was going to die
so he went to do what he always wanted to do
DANCE BALLET
jumping into his pink tutu
and twirled around to the song of
dont you wish ur plumboy was hot like me
after tht he went to sing
月亮代表我的心
and then went to 'escape theme park'
flushing himself down the toilet bowl
while eating his own ear wax
finally he went skinny dippping and spa
sourplum reached home
and sang himself to sleep
"who's the leader of the gang
tht's made for you and me
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E"
"chuala lalala i love to pee in the sink"
at last he closed his eyes
"i'd like to give 3 roses to a hairycorn"
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
TRILOGY ABOUT LOSERS is dedicated to
theMutant Cabbage and the rest of the ppl
involved in this story
we would like to thank
sheen, sirui, mel, jacqueline and waiiwaii
firezhawk, cabbagehater
otter and otter( these 2 are imposters)
for supporting us all the way
and giving extra details
tht could be added into the story
this is also a WARNING TO LOSERS
dont ever ever ever become a
L-O-S-E-R LOOOOOOOOOSER