Guys and Dolls

Everyone should watch this video at least once! This clip touches on the controversial and tabooed topic of sex doll usage among men.  It is indeed intriguing to learn that some men are willing to pay thousands of dollars (4000 pounds) for an artificial companion. I think it is a social issue that deserves to be explored on, because these dolls do not serve merely as sexual companions. To some men who lack social skills and have difficulty forging relationships with others, these dolls come in handy. This video documents a few brave guys stories of the possession of Realdolls, a silicon doll that is customized head to toe according to the buyer's wishes. You can choose its weight, hair colour, eye colour, breast size, waistline and even pubic hair colour!  This doll, albeit not realistic looking as Madame Tussaud's wax figures, deserves credit for being modelled to look like a real life human. Each doll is equipped with full genitalia, a movable tongue to facilitate kissing, as well as joints, which enable it to bend, just like a human being. I must admit that I kind of shuddered when I watched one of the guys frenchkissing the doll passionately. It is not natural, but it is not wrong too. It aroused a bit of sadness in me because some of these men seemed really happy around their alternative partners when they are isolated and lonely amongst others. Doesnt this remind us of the virtual world versus the real world scenario? We all want to be who we want to online and in reality we are worlds apart from our virtual selves. I especially like the old man who dresses his dolls well and takes nice photographs of them. He appears to treat his dolls as forms of artistic expressions. Watch this clip with a pinch of salt. Do not be quick to condemn their actions.      

    

Confessions

This is one of the most amusing and outrageous confessions I have read online after the confessions pages mushroomed within months.Pardon for the pictures, I took screenshots of the page using my mobile phone.

  

Needless to say, I am amused at how "innocent" and "gullible" this local girl from a top notched university is at matters of the sex and the human anatomy. Didnt we all learn about the reproductive system back in our secondary school days? Where all of us will go "ooh" and "ah" when we see artist's impressions of the human anatomy in our science textbooks? That used to be my favourite chapter and it's always a breeze to study that chapter for exams. Haha. I am lecherous at heart, I confess. Probably things are different since she enrolled in a girls' school. Eh, but the artist impression is pretty realistic, I dun recall seeing any index-finger-thick-penis on the pages. If index finger size is the norm, then guys wouldnt need to fret about sizes already. You mean you thought it can be smaller than the index finger?  It's kind of scary to imagine grown up guys with index finger sized penises. Screams! But there is one thing I have to agree with her, I have no idea how does a circumcized or uncircumcized penis looks like. I only know that circumcision involves the removal of the foreskin and it's more of a practice for muslims, religious reasons. So, I googled (when in doubt, always google!) and read that circumcision is actually better because it is more hygienic as the foreskin traps more dirt underneath. So uncircumcized guys have to be extra careful regarding hygiene, must wash the insides of the foreskin thoroughly otherwise it becomes a breeding ground for bacteria and infections will arise.    

If this post is really true, I am happy for the girl because she realizes this now and not on her wedding night, when she gets freaked out by its sheer monstrous size and runs away. Then, I should stop being sceptical, there really is the existence of such pure and innocent girls on Earth! Haha...Then again, I am not even sure how credible this post is. Hmm, but who would be so free to write such a long and nonsensical confession if it isnt true? This is also known as "trolling", a term created by the youths nowadays. Haha, I should be ashamed by myself since I am part of  generation Y yet I am getting increasingly confused by the internet lingo I see nowadays. Oh yes, 9gags and meme is all the rage now but I find myself unable to assimilate into this popular culture. I must admit, I am getting old!       

 Before and after circumcision. Wait! This is the index finger sized penis she was referring to! Hahaha... Chuckles. This one should be that of a baby's. Oops... so some artists arent that good huh. 

Credits to: http://www.theworldtomorrow.ca/page/4/   

Saw this online and decided to share! Apologies, but this post will be predominantly in Chinese.

女：老公，宿舍就我一个人，我害怕。你陪我聊天

男：恩，我现在有点忙

女：哦，好吧，那我挂了

男：恩

几分钟后

女：老公，忙完没？我一个人在宿舍，我害怕

男：（放下手中的事情）我陪你说话，哄你睡觉

女：有个男孩追我，我给他说咱们俩孩子都能打酱油了，嘻嘻

男：哈哈，小坏蛋 

过了几个礼拜。。。。。

男：（您拨打的电话正在通话中）
（12:10 您拨打的电话正在通话中。。。）
（12:40您拨打的电话正在通话中。。。）

女短信------我一个人在宿舍，我有点害怕，正好有人给我打电话，就聊得时间长了点，别多想，早点睡吧

终于1:10电话通了。。。

男：谁的电话呀？

女：朋友的

男：我都不知道你还有这个地方的朋友哦

女：XXX。我什么事情都得向你汇报，都得让你知道，我很累，挂了，睡觉了

男：你一个人在宿舍，我给你打电话吧，不想给别人机会。我陪你说话 

女：不用，早点睡吧

男：我。。。 。。。（电话已断）

爱情就是这样，总是一个人很热的时候，另一个人很冷....


过一阵子，热的变冷，冷的变热，角色互换，尝到了当初对方的滋味....

当两个人都意识到得时候，也许会更加珍惜对方，于是有了执子之手，有了白头到老，有了相濡以沫......

也许两个人都意识到的时候，躲开对方，因为爱过所以不能当朋友，因为爱过所以不能当敌人, 于是有了两个最熟悉的陌生人。有了这么一种现象，结婚的对方也许不是你最爱的那个人。


情侣们好好想想，对方给你发短信或者打电话，你是不是没有回，没有接，不管你在做什么事情！

而对方还在等待着你回他，一小时，两小时，半天，一天。还在傻傻的等着，而对方却不知道他有多想她。他会胡思乱想，为什么不理他。

如果一个人在对方发短信或者打电话的时候都能及时回对方，陪你聊很晚，那说明他真的很在乎你！

无论在什么时候，在做什么，他都拿着手机，不是为别的，就是怕你给他发短信他没看到，没能及时回你，怕你担心。

所以请不要给他冷淡！ 爱情美丽又苦涩，神秘令人向往，抓的住又抓不牢。抓得牢又抓不住。让人着迷不已，让人疲惫不堪。爱情很难，又很简单，爱情难，难在两人不能同心协力，爱情简单，简单在两人可以心有灵犀！

This message originated from China I think, judging from the conversation and the choice of words. A little preaching towards the end, regardless of that, I cant help but agree with it. It makes a whole lot of sense!       

Did You Know

Fellow Yishunions/Yishunites (referring to people who live in Yishun), did you know that the Golden Village cinema located at Yishun 10, is the first Golden Village cinema to be built in Singapore? It was built on 28 May 1992, and now it's finally close to maturity, 21 years old! Heh, now you can boost to your friends about this region's big brother. Who says yishun is a boring place to reside in? Move aside, Cathay Cineplexes, Shaw Cinemas, Lido Cinemas!


 I always think that yishun 10 looks like some sci-fi or futuristic place. Look at the rocket design!
A random note: Bedok reservoir's version of the Berlin Wall is returning to its owners soon... I am sure the residents will be upset about this decision. I have seen it once, but I can't say I fully appreciate it. Hmmm...

Homemade Wanton Noodles (Dry and mainly Ketchup based)

Mom decided to cook wanton noodles for the family on a Saturday afternoon, which was prompted much by her impulse. It was a pleasant surprise to us anyway since her culinary standards are known to be slightly above average than other homemakers, in my humble opinion. The impressive thing about mom is she can reproduce the dish when she sees stalls selling it. Taste wise, though not exactly the same, her efforts are still worth commending. If at first she doesnt succeed, she will try again multiple times till the taste is almost right. Some of the dishes that mom cooked include: laksa, chicken rice, rice dumplings, ang ku kueh, suan pan zi (teochew dish), braised pig trotters and the list goes on. Over the years due to the aging process, her taste buds have become less sensitive. Thus, her dishes have become more salty. Hence, we do our part by asking her to go low on her seasoning. My sister says I should compile a list of mom's recipes so that we can pass down some of her dishes down the generation. Yep, probably I should really do so!  Eh, but probably for those food that I like! Haha.

 A must-have for wanton noodles: slices of char siew (pork). This was purchased from a stall in the coffee shop. Mom cant prepare her own char siew yet! Haha. She isnt that skilful a cook la. I hate char siew or anything with a distinct porky smell. That doesnt mean I stay off pork totally though. Dim sum is still my weak point. Heh.

Green leafy chye sim to adorn the dish. These vegetables were slightly boiled for a minute or two so as to preseve their original crunchiness and to retain their vitamins.

Mom's special homemade gravy for the wanton noodles. Made of shallots, ketchup, oyster sauce, chili sauce, sesame oil.

 The finished product. Ta daa.. Does it look delectable to you? Oops, I forgot to take a photo of the wantons!

Recipe is as follows.
Wanton Noodles (for 4 pax)
Ingredients
1 packet of chye sim
$2 worth of char siew from the coffee shop
$2 worth of minced pork 
1 packet of wanton skin ( if you are lazy, can get ready made wantons)
minced meat
1 small bottle of pepper powder
1 teaspoon of light soya sauce
a pinch of starch powder
2 small onions
a pinch of salt
2 to 3 drops of sesame oil
1 to 2 tablespoons of oyster sauce
3 tablespoons of ketchup 
half a cup of water
300 g of egg noodles/ kolo mee (my mom used the latter and she got that from Malaysia)  It is preferred cuz it isnt that bitter like other yellow noodles.

Procedures 
1. Wash and cut chye sim and onion
2. Cut char siew into thin slices 
3. Then to prepare the wanton filling, mix the minced meat with a pinch of salt, 1 teaspoon of pepper powder, 1 drop of sesame oil, a pinch of starch powder  and 1 teaspoon of light soya sauce.
4. Scoop a portion of the meat and wrap the wanton using wanton skin
5. After the wantons are prepared, boil both the chye sim and wantons. Add wantons first before chye sim to prevent the chye sim from turning yellow. Drain the chye sim and wantons.    
6. Turn up the stove to low heat. After the wok heats up, stir fry the sliced onions until they turn golden brown to resemble shallots.
7. Then add in 3 tablespoons of ketchup, 1 to 2 tablespoons of oyster sauce, 2 to 3 drops of sesame oil  and half a cup of water. (the thickness of gravy should resemble the photo, if not do not add in water all at one go, add and observe)
8. Stir the mixture and slowly simmer for 1 to 2 mins. Then turn off the heat. 
9. Then in another pot, scoop a portion of the noodles and quickly dip it in boiling water for 1 minute.
10. Drain the noodles, run running water over them. Then dip the noodles in boiling water quickly then drain.
11. Noodles are now ready to serve. Pour a few tablespoons of the gravy over the noodles. Mix well.
12. Place wantons, char siew and chye sim on the noodles and it's done!    
                
Anyway, photos of this size will be uploaded in the future because I have received a few requests to upload larger photos! Eh, maybe it makes food look more appetizing... But I have no DSLR camera leh, which explains for the poor photos. Or is it just my lack of phototaking skills! Haha. Of course, being a foodie at heart, this request is nothing to me and I'll be glad to comply.  

Suck a Boob

My friend shared this piece of shocking news on facebook, so here I am, doing the same!

 

What do you think of this news? Is it just another gimmick or is there some truth in it? Apparently it's from BBC, which in my opinion, is a reliable information source. Haha... regardless of its reliability, there is no harm in testing it out. I believe all couples out there will be very glad to learn of this, because it means another reason for intimacy! And no one stands to lose anything from this sensual, playful and pleasurable act. So suck a boob, save a life today!