When you're feeling lonely and sad, just think about the people who really love you and care about you, and know that I'm one of them.

Feb 8, 2008

Today, I herald the imminent demise of my youth.

Huzzah?

Déjà vécu

http://lethelee.blogspot.com/2005/12/someday.html

Everyone Loves the Salvation Army

Someone buy this for me please. I want it.
Thank you. :)

Deep Thoughts

So I intend to quote Clarence Thomas at every job interview from now on. Who is he? He is the second African-American to serve on the highest court in the United States. Wikipedia it.

“Clarence Thomas once said that good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. Well, I concur.”

And when Job Interviewer Guy snubs it or denies me that awesome job, I shall say, “What? Are you racist?”

Pastafarians and Panda Porn

Fascists. Pssht.

Student Punished for Spaghetti Beliefs

So I am thinking of becoming a Pastafarian. Pasta-what, you ask? Pastafarian. It's a satirical religion created entirely in response to the proposed teaching of intelligent design. Besides, any religion that requires you to dress up as a pirate is totally legit. All of the naysayers will be singing a different tune (probably a pirate shanty) after the Spaghetti Monster comes down from the heavens to reclaim his devoted followers, leaving the rest of us drowning in sauce - preferably pesto.

Check out this excerpt from http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/ (Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster) and the accompanying graph which, might I add, is gloriously insightful.

"You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature."

There are some people who believe in the Bible and sport the little "Jesus Fish" on the back of their cars. Some people are pro-evolution and sport the "Darwin Fish" on their cars. Pastafarians? They sport the FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) on their pirate ships cars. And if you are pro-creation, bid now. Heh heh. :)

In other news, panda porn? Wow. This is amazing. Notice the name of the AP writer - WATCHARAPORN TAITHONGCHAI. *laugh* You have GOT to be kidding me.

Quote of the Day

"When you judge people, you have no time to love them."
-Mother Teresa

Poignant. *strokes wise beard*