Monday, December 10, 2007

T-Minus 16 days and counting.........

I don't think I've ever actually been excited about getting back to the 'Skee before..

  • Finished up my classes last week. I sort of decided not to take a test that I didn't think I needed. It was looking like i might not actually pass math, dun, dun, dun. But after some quality schmoozing and eyelash batting, I was able to make it out of there with a B. What can I say. So the term ended up pretty good. I can now add another A and B to the ever growing collection.
  • It looks(fingers crossed) like I might be getting a new job pretty soon. I'm SUPER excited about it. It is with the Center for Appropriate Transportation. It is a non-profit org. that is mainly focused on community involvement in manufacturing, using, and advocating sustainable modes of transportation. They do all kinds of cool stuff. They build their own bikes, rent out shop space, run a GED program, and last but not least a bike messenger service. I would be starting out as a messenger but I'd have the opportunity to get involved with everything else as well. So I would pretty much be getting paid to train and learn how to work on my bike; not to mention awesome access to all kinds of quality used parts and sweet bikes. Plus, it would feel so good to actually do something that I cared about and could feel good about! I had an interview, phone interview, and a ride along so far. Hopefully I will hear back from them with a definite answer within the next couple of days.
  • I started my training program in earnest to get ready for next season. It hasn't been exactly fun lately. It has been super cold, windy, and rainy here so I have been stuck inside alot. Riding on the trainer is actually a pretty good work out and you get more out of each hour you spend on it compared to the world, but it drives you pretty crazy. I've lost a little bit of fitness from the end of last season which is pretty hard for me to stomach. But apparently that's what your supposed to do so your body can re-energize and build up stronger. I've got 12.5 hours scheduled this week which is the most I've done in awhile.

I think it is about all I have for the moment.




L

Monday, December 03, 2007

Don't Vote For This Guy!

But laugh at his commercial........


Saturday, November 17, 2007

Hey,

  • Tuck and Dave came and went too fast. We covered alot of ground! I think we probably spent at least 15 hours in the car while they were here. Saw alot fo beautiful country and had some good times. One piece of advice though, if Tucker is not having a good day DO NOT let him drive! Anyways, we saw the Spruce Goose, Redwoods, Ocean, "Crater Lake", and countless mounains. Oregon is a beautiful, beautiful place. I would post the pic's but Dave is being lazy and hasn't gotten them to me.
  • I only have a couple more weeks left of classes in this term. I just need to hold everything together and do well on my finals and it should be another successful term. Just chipping away at it.
  • The rain has started. I don't really mind the rain, except when I have to be on the bike for hours in it. It has also hurt the wallet a little too because I've had to buy some nice gear that allows me to still ride outside. The trainer is nice because you get to sit inside all warm and dry, there is unlimited food and water, and all. But it drives me crazy! The longest I've been able to ride inside has been 2.5 hours and i literally start talking to myself by the end of it. Ohwell, everyday I get out in the cold, dark rain, someone else is sitting at home on the couch being lazy. I'll be smiling all the way to the line. Only 3 months till the first race of the year!
  • I think I am going up to PDX with Hailey for Thanksgiving. It should be alot of fun. No one has ever taken me to meet the parents before......guess I better pull out that old etiquette thing. Shrimp fork, salad fork, dinner fork?
  • I'm super excited about coming home for xmas/new years. It has been along time since the entire family has been together, at least under happy circumstances.... I can't wait! Dec. 26. Did someone rent a margarita machine?
  • Otherwise I can't think of much else going on.....

Friday, November 16, 2007

Here's a clip of me at work today..........

Thursday, November 01, 2007

If anyone has tried to call me recently, I haven't gotten it. I got a new phone, it doesn't work. My number might change too. I really don't know. Verizon=Epitome of bureaucracy.

atsiv4@hotmail.com if you need to get a hold of me.

Lenny "off the grid" Stewart

Sunday, October 28, 2007





  • Melancholy......

The word actually sounds like the feeling it is describing.



I learned a valuable lesson last night. Even on Halloween, in a college town, with 20,000 drinking students, it is not ok to walk across the street with a beer in hand. "Hey You! Stop right there! Can I see some identification." Yes, once again Lenny the rebellious bad boy has gotten into trouble with the law. Open container violation, thank you very much.

I was at a halloween party with some friends about 4 blocks from my house, I had walked there. We were walking literally across the street to some other friend's house when the cops pulled up. I tried to toss the beer I was holding but they of course saw it and singled me out. Do I look like trouble? Who looks at my face and thinks,"Wow, that looks like a tough guy, I bet he's up to no good". Anyways, it is $115 base fine and a required court date. Hopefully I can just pay the fine and be done with it, but since I have a history of hooliganism, I'm sure it won't be that easy.

Why do I feel like this society is always trying to demoralize me and run me into the ground?

Ohwell, what can you do....



  • In brighter news, it has been gorgeous here this week. I got a good 230 mi. in on the bike in crisp clear autumn weather, it was pretty amazing actually.

I don't know how I forgot to mention this, but we got chickens at the house. 4 of them actually. I'm pretty excited about walking into the back yard and picking up breakfast....

I hate work. If it wasn't the best possible scenario that I could ask for, I wouldn't be here another day. I just feel like all of my enthusiasm, ideas, and creativity is completely wasted on mundane tasks that anyone could do. I know I get paid to do my homework, i get to take classes and ride my bike all day, and on and on. But it drives me up the wall....

School is going well, I just had my midterms. I know I did pretty well on both of them. Looks like a couple more A's for the transcript. The funny thing about it is, I'm still not trying very hard at all. The only difference now is that I actually turn things in when I'm supposed to. I can't wait until I get these lower level classes out of the way so I can take something more challenging.

Nothing doing on the girl front. I discovered that I am really bad at this whole dating game. It would be much easier if we could be more like peacocks or something, "Hey baby, like my feathers?" I guess it is because I spent all of the years I was supposed to be learning it, preoccupied. I've found that I just can't talk when I'm around someone I'm interested in. It makes it pretty difficult. Maybe I will actually ask her out one of these days. God knows I've practiced in my head hundreds of times. Whatever, I was thinking about joining the seminary anyways.


Well, Holla at 'cha boy.
Lendo

Saturday, October 27, 2007




Ducks win again.....national title?

Who wants to drink hand grenades and hurricanes in N'Awlins?



p.s. they should probably not call them hurricanes anymore, at least not down there.....

Sunday, October 14, 2007




It's Official.

For the first time in a year, I'm coming home.

Dec. 26-Jan1.

You will never be the same.

Get Ready!

Monday, October 08, 2007

I simply couldn't resist........

Well, one week and all the wiser. The bday was fun. I'm now 22. Sweet!

Anyways, I thought I would throw this up here since I thought I was particularly clever in a couple spots. It is just a little something that i did for Soc. and definitely didn't put much time into.


As men in this society, we think that we are free from all of the senseless rules that women subject themselves to. For example, we are free to wear white after Labor Day, still not recommended, and we don’t have to worry about matching our shoes with our belts. However, as I have started to think about it, it is amazing just how many unwritten rules there are that govern our manly interactions. From our handshakes, the tried and true Double Pump, to the way we tie our neckties, always the Windsor, there are hundreds of rules that we follow everyday.

One area that I find extremely interesting is our public restroom code of conduct. The public restroom has become a very uncomfortable place for most men in our society. We just want to get in, get the job done, and get out as quickly as possible. I’m not sure when exactly this behavior changed. During the times of the Romans, the public bath was an integral part of a person’s social life. People actually enjoyed gathering in the public restrooms. Today, resting is just about the last thing anyone does in our public bathrooms. People don’t even want to be in there long enough to properly wash their hands and now you want them to see each other naked? Not going to happen!

I am afraid I might be violating the “Man Law” by discussing this; after all it is very possible that women might realize just how insecure we really are. However, Is anyone familiar with the urinal selection process? There is a very elaborate set of rules that pertain to exactly which urinal it is acceptable to use. These rules are based upon the urinal configuration, which urinals are currently occupied, the urinal separation status i.e. “urinal stalls”, and many other factors. Allow me to walk you through some of the things men take into consideration. When entering a public restroom a man first observes how many other people are currently in the restroom. It is a very vulnerable time and we want to take a brief survey of the other occupants and how we would fair in a bathroom brawl. Men won’t pee if they are intimidated. This brings us to Rule Number 1: Always find the urinal that is farthest away from the door and any other person. If there are three urinals and only the middle is unoccupied, wait until an end becomes available. Rule Number 2: There is absolutely no recognition of any other person while at the urinal. No talking, nodding, or acknowledgement at anytime. Rule Number 3: Under no circumstances, can you look anywhere else but the wall directly in front of you. If you so happen to look at the man peeing next to you, he is fully justified in making sure that is the last pee you ever take. What happens if you see another man’s penis on accident? Are you gay? Are you checking him out? Only someone who was looking for a date would dare look at another man in the bathroom.

While I have lived my entire life following these rules without question, I wondered what would happen if I dared to break them. Is there a Department of Urinal Mainstream Pee Policy (D.U.M.P.P.)? A Police Investigating Social Secretion bureau (P.I.S.S.)? I was going to find out! Five unlucky individuals were randomly selected to be a part of my experiment. I conducted the tests in a hotel lobby bathroom at the Holiday Inn here in Eugene. When an unsuspecting test subject walked into the bathroom I followed them in and walked up to the urinal immediately next to the subject. Once the evacuation process began I would look over at the individual and say “How’s it going?”, a standard American greeting that requires no response. I was very careful to keep my eyes above shoulder level; I was definitely not prepared to delve into American men’s homophobia! The results were as expected but lacking the dramatic responses that I was hoping for. Out of the five tests, I was only once acknowledged; although even then it was only with a curt “Fine” before they quickly headed for the door. Every other time, the man kept his eyes firmly on the wall in front of him as he was trained to do. It was as if I didn’t even exist. While the other subjects didn’t voice any responses there were some obvious visual clues that gave away how uncomfortable they really were. People would instantly get tense and look nervous; the looked like they didn’t know what was going to happen next but were afraid of what ever it was.

I’m not sure why we are so uncomfortable in the bathroom. I mean it isn’t like what we are in there doing anything different than everyone else. Men crowd the urinal like a little boy hiding a treasure that he doesn’t want anyone else to see. I don’t get it. Everyone pees! Everyone has a penis that looks exactly like yours! No one cares about your special friend Winky, or whatever other ridiculous nickname you have come up with for it. I am confident that all of the current social norms surrounding the public restroom are based upon the incredible insecurity of the American man. Every day since the day we were born there is an incredible emphasis placed on masculinity. Everything that we do has to be considered masculine, from the sports we play, to pretending like we never cry. It is all a big show. We are so afraid someone might question our masculinity we put on this elaborate testosterone fueled show just to go to the bathroom. It is just another area where this insecurity is displayed. Men feel so vulnerable and exposed in the bathroom, that they can’t even muster the courage to say “Hi”. So the next time you are in the bathroom deciding which urinal to take, I dare you to use the stream less traveled.

Monday, October 01, 2007

So I came home from work last night to this........



Gotta love roomies.......

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Some mas pictures de Tucker.....


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And check out my profile pic. Pretty classy!

Sunday, September 23, 2007


I'm sitting here at work, bored out of my mind, and it hits me......I'm almost 22
In a week, I'll be another year older. Crazy. I guess I'm offically all grown up now. The only milestone birthdays I have left are...well I can't really think of any, but I'm sure there are a couple.
I've been feeling really old lately. Is this what it is like on every birthday from here on out? It is more depressing than anything else.
What happened to the last year of my life? And more importantly, what am I going to do with the next one?
I'm pretty happy with the last year. I think I did about as much as I could have with what I'm working with. Moved to a couple new towns, found something to be passionate about, met some great new people that will hopefully be with me for awhile, discovered what good beer is, started takings classes and doing well, lived the big city life, got out of the big city, won a race, moved up a racing category, and more. Overall not a bad year.
I think the next one is going to be pretty good too. I don't know why exactly but I got a feelin', and my feelin's are usually right..........
School starts tomorrow at 8am......
Too early.
I'm pretty excited about it.


Things have been pretty great the last couple weeks. I don't know why exactly but everything just feels good. I've been getting some good training in, been having alot of fun with the roomates and neighbors, and even starting to hang out with people that I don't live with. Maybe the social butterfly of yore is making a comeback? I've been in hibernation for quite awhile! I might even start talking to girls again. I don't know though, one thing at a time.

Eugene is a totally different place when all the kids are here. I literally have to dodge people running out in the street on my way home from work. I've never really been around a big college atmosphere before, it def. gets pretty crazy when the lights go down. I've managed to stay out of most of it though, both out of financial necessity and an overwhelming desire to sleep.

I just found out Dave is going to make an appearance in the "Eug" in Nov. Pretty stoked. Haven't seen him in too long, Jess I promise to keep the Coeds off! Needless to say, there will probably be more unremembered pictures from the playground.



I think that might be all I have for now........
A-Town Down

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Duck's Roll Again
52-21

One more week of summer.....


  • I'm sure that sounds pretty weird to everyone else who has been in school for about a month already. We run on a different schedule here on the left coast.
  • Our new roomate James moved in yesterday. I knew I was going to like him from the second he pulled into the driveway, kayak and mountain bike on the roof. I'm looking forward to getting to know him a little.
  • I think I've got my classes lined up for the term. Looks like I'm going to be taking Math and Sociology for sure and maybe another class. I haven't really decided yet. I don't want to cut into the bike time too much.
  • I've got my winter training plan all set. If I can stick to it I should be flying by next spring, at least for me. It should work out to be between 11 and 15 hours a week. Guess I'm going to be spending alot of time on the trainer.
  • All the kids are moving back to town this week. It is pretty crazy to see how much more alive town is.

Over and out

Monday, September 10, 2007

It's a Pic-a-Ganza!


"Forget Livestrong, I'm TooStrong!"



"This is the longest 7 miles of my life!"


" Mommy, why does that man have four calves?"

All pics courtesy of atsiii.

Sunday, September 09, 2007

Saturday, September 08, 2007

This is how we roll.......




So, I don't mean to gloat......Ok yes I do!


Ducks roll as Wolverines suffer worst loss since '68

ANN ARBOR, Mich. (AP) -- Michigan got embarrassed again, just in a different way.
A week after being upset by Appalachian State, the Wolverines were handed their most-lopsided loss in 39 years as Dennis Dixon and the Ducks cruised 39-7 on Saturday. Dixon accounted for 368 yards and a career-high four touchdowns.
Michigan (0-2) has opened a season with two straight losses at home for the first time since 1959 and has dropped four straight, dating to last season, for the first time in four decades.
Unlike the stunning loss to the second-tier Mountaineers, the Wolverines didn't even keep it close against Oregon. The 32-point setback was Michigan's worst since losing 50-14 at Ohio State in 1968, the season before Bo Schembechler's debut in Ann Arbor.
Michigan hasn't won a game since Schembechler died the day before the Ohio State game last year.
The Ducks (2-0) beat Houston handily in its opener, then were even more dominant against a once-proud program that boasts the most wins and best winning percentage in college football.
Dixon led the way with his arm and feet, throwing for 292 yards and tying a career high with three passing TDs -- to three receivers -- and running for 76 yards and a score. Jonathan Stewart ran for 111 yards and a TD.
Michigan's Chad Henne sailed an ill-advised pass into double coverage that was intercepted with the ease of a punt return and a lower-leg injury knocked him out of the game for the second half.
The Wolverines led 7-3 late in the first quarter on Henne's touchdown pass and stopped the Ducks on a fourth-and-goal at the 1 early in the fourth.
Between those two plays, Oregon seemed to do whatever it wanted against Michigan.
The Ducks led 32-7 at halftime and coasted to the victory against little resistance.
Michigan Stadium's aisles filled with fans that had seen enough after Oregon made it 39-7 in the third quarter and the Big House was so quiet that a small pocket of Oregon supporters could be heard chanting: "Let's Go Ducks! Let's Go Ducks!"
Dixon and the Ducks' spread offense, which is similar to what Appalachian State runs, had its way. Oregon racked up 624 yards, the second-highest total by a Michigan opponent in its 128 years of football.
But what was startling was Michigan's inability to score with an offense widely regarded as one of the nation's best a little more than a week ago.
Henne was just 12-of-23 for 172 yards with a touchdown, which tied John Navarre's school record of 72.
Mike Hart, who was hobbled for the second straight week, had 127 yards rushing for the Wolverines, who host Notre Dame next week.

I'm sorry Dora, JJ, Rachel and everyone else that decided to go blue. Looks like Lenny was right again. God, why does this happen all the time? Sometimes, I even suprise myself.

Some links to pics from the race...........

I'm in the Middle

On the back left

Thursday, September 06, 2007

Here is a pic from the Time Trial at the race last weekend. You'll notice that I'm about as unaerodynamic as a brick compared to everyone else. I think with all of the aero gear I probably could have shaved of at least 45 sec. I gave up 2 min to the leader, something I def. have to improve for next year.

I'll post more pics as I find them.

In other race news, I took 4th in the last Crit of the season. For the third consecutive tue. crit, that is an improvement on the personal best. A couple more weeks and I could probably start winning them. Ohwell, it is a good way to end the year.

P.S. Notice how smooth my legs are! Slippery!!!!

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Eugene Celebration recap:

Well the race went pretty well overall. Aside from the first day fiasco, I feel like I did about as well as I could have.

The time trial was definitely a learning experience. I didn't really know if I was pushing too hard or not hard enough the entire time. I finished the 7 mi course in 16:47, about two minutes down from the winner. So not terrible, but two minutes over 7 miles is pretty significant. I bet if I was decked out in all the aero gear like the other guys, I could probably instantly shave of 30 sec. or so.

The Crit later that day was not fun at all. It was a throwdown showdown from the first lap. We ended up averaging 25mph for the race. I was right where I wanted be the entire race. I worked my way up to the top 6-7 guys with a couple laps to go, right where you want to be in a sprint. I just didn't have a kick at the end. I ended up rolling across the line at the end of the pack. I think I gave up 8 seconds or so to the leader.

The next morning was the climbing stage. I was a little intimidated at the beginning because I didn't really know how things were going to go. The race started out pretty slow and easy because everyone knew what lied ahead. I made it over the first main climb with the pack. Then I just slipped of the pace on the second climb. Me and another guy managed to hold pace and not lose anymore time. We summited the climb probably 15 sec behind the leaders. Then after a sketchy descent we managed to chase back onto the lead group with about 15 mi to go. Since I was 20+ minutes back on the GC from the first day, I told another guy I would do some work for him. He was third overall and we were going to try and get him the win. I ended up attacking off the front three times which totally zapped anything that I would have had left for the finish. It felt good to work for someone though and I know I would come through with the pack either way. None of my attacks stuck. I got dropped on the sprint for the line and the brutal 9% kilometer uphill finish. I came across the line in 10th 55 sec. behind the winner. If I hadn't attacked off the front I probably would have been close to the top 5. Ohwell, it wouldn't have made much difference.

So in the overall general classification I finished 26 min down on the leader for jaw dropping 29th place. However, 23 of those minutes I lost on the first day in my double flat, get lost, disaster. So, assuming the I would have finished with the pack on the first day, which I would have, I would have only been down 2:45 sec. Which would have put my into 10th overall, not bad at all for a first stage race.

I think I will just win it next year.

There is another crit that I might do tonight just because it is the last race of the year. Then I am going to draw up a good solid training plan to take advantage of the next month and a half with out rain. After that it will be a couple weeks off and I'll start getting ready for next season.

Look out Lance.....

Sunday, September 02, 2007

Eugene Celebration Stage One:

Well there isn't too much to say about the race yesterday. With about 5 miles to go I got a flat rear wheel. I had a semi-fast wheel change and as I was trying to chase back onto the group, I missed the last turn. I didn't realize I had missed the turn until about 3 mi. later. So I turned around and just did an easy spin in. No reason to kill the legs for last place. As it turns out, I wasn't last though. I wonder why the guys behind me even showed up?

I'm off to the time trial this morning. Then the crit i this evening. At least it can only get better.

Lenny

Tuesday, August 28, 2007




I don't even know where to start. I guess the beginning is as good a place as any.

I drove to Portland last tues. and picked up the guys from the airport. It was really weird for me. I'm not used to seeing people I know, especially in my new surroundings. I think it is really awesome the some friendships are able to transcend contexts. Anyways, I'm not going to get all mushy on you, yet.

After picking them up in PDX we mobbed down to Eugene, of course only after I drove us in the wrong direction for a couple miles and the obligatory stop at Burgerville. We made it down to The Eug around 9:30 or so and pretty much just called it a night.

Day 1: The next day we didn't waste anytime getting the show on the road. We drove out to Cougar Hot Springs, and boy were we in for a treat! The hot springs are about 1.5 hr away, but the drive is beautiful. It felt great to be on the road with old friends on a gorgeous morning. After stopping to fill our coolers and harass the local redneck population, we made it to the hot springs. Since this was the first time out west for both of the guys, I was hoping to get to show them some of the wildlife that isn't found wandering around MKG. I had no idea that we would luck out on the first day. The hot springs are only a half mile or so off the road, it is a real easy hike. We were a little dissappointed to find out that there is a $5 cover, but that isn't too much. It was a quick nice hike back to the springs, and that's when we saw them. There were probably 5 or 6 bear and their wives lounging around the pools completely naked. Now I am certainly no stranger to being naked around people, I can't even repeat some of the things that I instigated in the wrestling lockeroom. This was a little bit akward though. We were outnumbered and probably 20+ years younger than everyone else. I think the guys were a little weirded out. I mean who wouldn't be? There were testicles between knees and belly-buttons between breasts. They really aren't kidding when they say what goes up must come down!


Needless to say, I was naked and in the waterfall in minutes!

That night we camped out about 20 more minutes past the waterful in a really nice spot just off the road. Beers, Brats, and Bros. What else do you need? It was the kind of thing that guys forget to do. We caught snakes, threw rocks, chopped wood, got dirty, drank beer, talked about girls, ran over stuff, it was just an all around good male bonding.



Day Two: We were back on the road pretty early the next day headed back for EUG. We made it back home and picked up Hailey, one of my roomates, and headed out for Triangle lake. Hailey had told us about a place where the rock is real smooth and you can slide down it on rafts. She certainly didn't let us down. The place was awesome. There were rocks all over the place to climb on, cliffs to jump off, rapids to run. It is totally secluded and unpoliced. Perfect way to spend a day. The unporportional amount of good looking girls didn't hurt either. On a side note, is it just me or are younger girls starting to look older and older? After thoroughly wearing ourselves out frolicing in the sun, we made Hailey drive home and pretty much all passed out on the way.

After a couple hours nap and a good hot shower, we dragged ourselves out of bed for a night on the town. We ended going out with the Caitlin, Hailey, and the three girls who are going to be living across the street from me. Good times were had by all. Who knew Craig was such a dancer, move over Napoleon! Somehow the three of us ended up standing on the chairs and dancing in the windows, I don't even need to tell you how much the ladies loved us.


This is what happens when you are the first one to fall asleep!


Day Three: Not even a pretty solid hangover could stop us from rallying the next day. We had a ROAD TRIP to do. We didn't know where we were going, where we were staying, or what we would be eating, all we could hear was the call of the open road. After some sweet talking Hailey into coming with us, the four of us were on the road with a three days of unknown and Portland on the Horizon. After a beautiful drive over to the coast we made our way north up the world famous Highway 101. Honestly, it is stunning. There was one thing that we hadn't counted on though, and that was the attack of the RV's. The number of land yachts cruising the coast is insane. Every single campground and RV park was totally full, and there was no national forest in sight. We ended up driving all the way up to Lincoln City looking for a place to stay. With a little bit of luck and desperation we wound up at a KOA campground, seeting up the tents in the middle of the volleyball court. It was a really lovely location. We were right next to the septic tank, surrounded by yelling kids and wanna be campers. At least we still got to pay $35 for the night! Obviously, we were up and out of there as soon as possible the next morning.

Day Four: This was probably my favorite day out of the entire trip. I just really don't think it could have been much better. Rolling out of the driveway, and unto bluffs overlooking the ocean never gets old for me. We started heading norht on 101, hoping to camp out somewhere near Cannon Beach. We learned our lesson from the day before and did a little research before it started to get dark, and we were pretty much willing to stop anywhere that we found a spot. It was just a great day. We broke up the drive by stopping to take some picture with these crazy cut-outs. We even made it until 12 before we started drinking. We stopped at the Nehalem Winery and tried all kinds of wines that none of us, or at least the guys, had ever heard about. Who knew there were so many different kinds other than Boone's Farm and Mad Dog.
After the winery we were back on the road looking for a place to camp. All the places we wanted to stay were full, but there was one in particular that I wanted to check out. When we got there, Oswald West State Park, the sign said it was full but I had a feeling that an unmanned campground wouldn't exactly be totally punctual with its sign. From the parking lot it is probably just over .25 mi and 150 ft down to the sites. The provide you with wheel barrows to get your stuff down there. There are only 25 or so spots. Everything is right on the woods and each spot has its own little enclave and is pretty private. We walked around looking for a spot and it looked like we were going to strike out again. Then I saw a little girl help taking off a rain fly and jumped at the opportunity. It turned out that they were just starting to pack up and were headed out. Lady luck strikes again. The campground is awesome. There are a couple of surf breaks right around that part of the coast, so the entire campground is full of younger people. There is a really nice beach about 3 min from the tent and what seemed to be a couple of good hikes. I wish we had had a couple more days to just bum around there.

After setting up camp we went to check out Cannon Beach. I think I've told most people already home much I like it there. We got caught in a little but of rain, but after knocking back some beers sitting at the visitors center, the rain passed and we were out on the beach. Cannon Beach is beautiful. It would be awesome to spend a summer living there. Nothing too excited happened that night, we made our way back to the camp and spent the evening roast dogs, making smores, and evaluating the current state of America. I was a bit of an instigator, knowing that Sorenson bleeds red, white, and blue and that Hailey pretty much can't stand being American. In the end I think we all "agreed to disagree", quote of the trip, that and "Hailey the Liberal, Communist".

Day Five: Portland Bound. I'm always a little sad to see the ocean in the rear view mirror. One of these days I will finally live on it, I just keep getting closer. I was excited to get back to Portland though. We made it to the hotel around 1 and pretty much had a throw down show down for the first shower in a week. After a week in the woods nothing is better than the three S's, Shower, S***, and Shave. Devine. After getting all cleaned up we went and wandered around downtown. It was pretty fun, even if Sorenson can only walk a couple of blocks without complaining. We meet up with Hailey and a few of her friends at the Portland City Grill. We quickly realized we were in over our heads when three beers cost more then 3 pizzas at little ceasars! We hurriedly made our way down to the yamhill pub, my personal favorite, and got three pitchers for the same price! We did a little bar hopping and wound up at Blitz where I knew the bartender. It was a pretty quiet Sunday night, but the guys were all I needed. After drinking, pool, shuffleboard, and tater tots, we started walking back towards the hotel. I finally couldn't take it anymore and hailed a cab, just to find out we were only about 5 more blocks away. I was pretty much asleep before I hit the pillow. The worst thing about it, I slept through breakfast the next morning! Thanks for waking me up Hail!

Day Six: The Final Day. Wow this has gotten long! We had to be out of the room by 11 and the guys didn't fly out until 7:00. What should we do? Let's go to the Zoo! It was big fun, I don't know who was more frightened us or the animals.

Then it was off for the airport.

All in all, I think it was a really great trip. I was definitely sad the see the guys go. I had gotten used to just waking up and spending the day with them. If it was up to me we would have spent another couple weeks just driving around. It was hard to say good bye at the airport. Especially since I didn't exactly know when the next time I would see them would be. I don't know why everyone won't just follow me around wherever I go. Why do people have to live their own lives and why doesn't mine coincide with theirs? The one thing that was comforting is that we have been friends for this long even after I left home almost two years ago; and that even after two years they were still willing to fly across the country just to hang out! Hopefully someday soon I'll be able to repay the favor. Boundary waters canoe trip anyone?
Well, the fellas came and went way too fast. I just got home yesterday from our mini-road trip. I'll be working on getting the pictures and a little summary together. I'll try to have it up within the next couple of days. TRY!

Monday, August 20, 2007

Howdy Howdy,


Well, Craig and Sorenson are flying into Portland. I can only imagine the rediculous shenanigans that we are going to get ourselves into. I'm not entirely sure what we are going to be doing for a week, but I know it is going to include camping, beaches, beer, ocean, mountains, beer, kayaks, girls, and maybe a little bit of beer too. I'm sure there will be plenty of pics to put up!


Me and Roxy, that's my bike, have been on bad terms lately. I don't know what her deal is. I just bought her some new shiny bling, pedals, and I upgraded her saddle but she is still giving a hard time. I had the ride from hell yesterday. First of all, ti was raining. That alone wasn't a big deal, I was excited to try out some of my new rain gear anyways. So I went to do some of the climbs for the race coming up. Everything started out ok, the rain even let up a little bit. After about 1 i made it out to the last store before going through the woods. I had two full bottles and a powerbar so I didn't think I would need anything else, a decision I would come to regret. A half hour later I made it out to the biggest climb. I was feeling pretty good and I wanted to push it up the climb so I would know what it was like under pressure. I made myself go up a gear higher than I will in the race just to grow the leg strength a little bit, and make it seem a little harder. The climb takes pretty close to 45 min, and I was actually feelin pretty good up it. Then everything changed over the top. It started raining, again. Now it wasn't exactly pouring, but it doesn't take much moisture to make bombing a mountain pass at 50 mph very unappealing. So after grannying my way down the descent I had another solid hour back home. Then it hit me. It's called the wall and I ran right into it. I totally bonked with 20, not flat, miles back to my house. I ran out of food and I was nursing the only bottle I had left just to make it last. It also didn't help that all I had had for breakfast was half a take-out box of white rice! So my hunger shakes and empty feelings aside, Roxy wasn't liking the rain and she let me know it by creaking in the bottom bracket with every revolution. So here I am, an hour away, hungry, thirsty, wet, tired, and with a uncooperative ride. I finally suffered my way home. I wasn't even able to get my heart rate past 140, my legs just wouldn't go. I was exhausted. It ended up being a 65 mi. 3500 ft sufferfest. So I ate well and went to bed early. I woke up this morning ready for a rest day, and looking forward to getting out tomorrow. Well, Roxy had other plans. As I was getting ready to give her the weekly rubdown, I noticed the front tire was flat. Not a big deal, slow leaks happen. The I'm cleaning the back wheel, "Huh, I wonder why this is so hard to turn? Oh I guess the broken spoke the has the alignment all messed up, might have somethng to do with it." So either I was hammering hard enough up the climb that the lateral force snapped a spoke, or Roxy was just upset and wanted to let me know who was boss; hopefully it was the former!


Ohwell, that's what seperates the boys from the men. Hopefully someone I will be racing in about a week was sitting at home on the couch because they didn't want to get wet.


Well, I guess that is enough rambling for now.


Straighten up and fly right

Straighten up and stay right

Straighten up and fly right, Cool down, papa, don't you blow your top



ATSIV

Monday, August 13, 2007

So here is the new crib........




It is official. I have signed the first real lease of my life. I'm tied in for an entire year. That is a pretty big commitment for me. For the last couple of years, if it didn't deflate or fold up, I probably didn't own one. However now, within a matter of days, I have a couch, bed, and desk. None of which will fit in my car! Crazy, I might as well just put up a white picket fence, buy a mini-van, and a golden retriever. Ok, maybe that is a little too dramatic, but I might still get the dog. We don't have to be out of our current house until the end of this month, so it is probably going to be a pretty gradual moving process over the next couple of weeks. The new house is only four blocks from where I am now, so it should be pretty painless. I'm really excited about it the fresh start. My last two living situations, it felt like I was moving into someone else's house. Everyone was already established. I didn't really have any say on decorations or anything like that. This house is like a blank canvas. The landlord is totally fine with us painting and everything. I was even on *cough* martha stewart online *cough* the other day and got a really good idea. I guess you can use some kind of starch to paste fabric on the wall. So it is like non-permanent wallpaper.

Also, I couldn't go through with it. I was supposed to start at Hollister yesterday. It was an internal battle for days trying to convince myself that it was ok to go in. But when it all came down to it, I just couldn't go through with it. Damn moral compass. Who would have thought that standards could override short skirts? I guess sometimes guys actually do think with the right head!

Hasta Luego,
Senor Lenny

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Update Time.........
Coupla things.

I think I have found a place to live. Hopefully I won't end up camping out in the jeep after all. We, Caitlin, Hailey, and I, found a house right by campus that isn't very far from where we are now. We just put in out application and everything today, so barring any credit issues, we should have a lease signed within the next couple of days.

I've been riding pretty hard the last few weeks. I'm trying to get in soem last minute training for "The Big One" at the end of the month. I'm going to try and race as much as possible between now and then. Most of my training has been low intensity aerobic work, so I'm trying to get in some high intensity work. I've raced the local crit the last few weeks and done pretty well. I took 7th last week and 6th this week. So for to consecutive weeks I've improved on my best placings. So, I'm still improving. When I started doing those races I was taking 18th and higher. The main difference is I'm starting to haev a kick towards the end of the race. I think I could have done better this week, but I was in a bad position going around the final corner. I caught got by myself in the wind with a ways to go, longer than I wanted to sprint! There was a photographer there this week, so I posted the links to some of the pics of me. He even got some photos of when I was attacking and trying to get off the front. Then if you really want, you can play where's waldo in the other pics and try to figure out which legs are mine. Speaking of legs, notice how mine are the only ones not shaved. They called me the Yeti last week. I think I'm going to take the plunge for the stage race. Maybe the hair is keeping me from winning?

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Otherwise not to much going on. I did something the other day that most people probably thought I would never do. But I promise my motives are everything but honest. I got another job............It is only working one or two days a week, about 8 hours. Hollister. God I'm embarrassed to even write it. Here's what happened,

I was sitting in starbuck's minding my own business. I had just finished up a meeting with a couple potential roomates. Then this really cute girl smiled at me from across the room. At first I thought nothing of it, then she stood up and started walking my way. So I'm thinking to myself, "Self, just relax, cute girls randomly approach you all the time. Just smile and try to think of somethign witty to say". So she sits down and we start talking. At this point I feel like i'm the Fonz himself. "HHEEYY!" Turns out she worked for hollister and was out trying to find people to work there. My initial reaction was one of disgust. A) Hollister and the likes has been something I've scorned for years, and to this day don't own a single shirt B) I was just totally used. Then I started to think about it.......They have about 100 people on staff, I don't know anybody in town; I'm not taking classes for a month and a half or so, I could use a little extra money; Most importantly, I used to date this great, not to mention, beautiful girl who worked at Hollister, there has to be more of them in there. Think about it. Have you ever walked into one of those stores and walked out without wiping the drool on your shirt. I don't think so. So if I have to sacrifice some of my personal morals in order to work with beautiful women, I think that is something I'm willing to do. I mean that is the same thing as getting married right? Only in this situation there is more than one girl.

The Sorenson/Craig reunion is lass than two weeks. I just found out that I was able to get the time off of work. So the serious plan making has commenced.


Holla at ya boy,

L'Sizzle.

Monday, August 06, 2007

I'm kind of scrambling to find a place to live at the end of the month. I put an ad. up on craigslist and I got this beauty of a reply. Not even I could have made this one up. I had to share it.



Dear Lenny,

Im a student named Johnny G looking to move into new shoes by the end of themonth. I believe I have had a similar experience to the one expressed in yrcraigslist sentiment so im reaching out because I ride my red road bike milesand miles like you and its potentially exponentially cheaper to slip into a pair of shoes than one-two bedrooom spots are cheaper split than a one bed bungalow. If you know...what i mean. So let me know Lenny if you would be interested in searchin for a new place with me, or would like to meet, or whatev the stitch inyour head may be. Write back hastefully and I would appreciate thee. Peace pc.

Duly, Johnny G.

Verbatim, what he sent me. I think I have unknowingly discovered the next Eminem.


Lenny

Monday, July 30, 2007


Well he did it. It isn't exactly the way you dream about winning the Tour, but you can't complain. This was a pretty taxing tour for me. I can only hope that things can only get better from here.

Everything is going pretty well out here. I haven't been up to much. Mostly just working and riding my bike, what's new. I'm really excited about school starting again but I'm not sure how I'm going to make it work. All I really want to do is ride my bike and go to school, but then there is this whole money thing.....I don't understand why someone won't pay me to ride? I mean yeah, I don't really win races or get much publicity, but I try hard. So if anyone wants me to put there name on my jersey I'd be more than happy to, for a price.



So, I think I kind of had a pretty major revelation about what I want to do with my life. I don't know how it happened but it just hit me the other day. Wave power. Why the hell aren't we using it? I don't get it. Granted I don't know much about it, and I have only been learning about it for a grand total of a week. I just can't figure out what our problem is. A guy created a device that was 90% efficient back in the 70's! As far as technology goes, 30 years is an eternity. So if we could be that efficient that long ago, what the hell is going on. We can put people on the moon but we can't make a wave move a generator? Houston, we have a problem!
I don't really want to be an engineer and design a better light bulb. I think there are people who are way more capable. I would rather been in a room full of people than buried in charts and formulas. I want to convince people to use the options that are already available and will be soon be developed.
So here is me idea. Maybe I'll start an NGO advocating wave power to the third world and other struggling countries. If countries could successfully harvest wave energy they would be able to get out from under the ridiculous loans and constraints of fossil fuels. We essentially control these countries just because we control the energy. We come in and build these huge energy infrastructures in countries just because we know that they will never be able to pay us back. We then have a huge voice in their policy decisions, and people think that imperialism is dead. And the whole time this is happening, waves are hitting the coast going to waste.
So, I'm going to go to Costa Rica, install wave farms, and rescue the country from US and save the environment at the same time.

So another in order to help me do this, I think I am going to go to law school. UO has an environmental and natural resources law program that I think would really help me. Since as far as I can tell the only reason we aren't progressing with alternative fuels is policy, changing policy is probably the only way to move forward. I think it would be a perfect fit for me. I like to read, I like people, I like having clear and defined goals, I like having tangible results and feedback, and I like to work very hard for something I believe in.

I know all this probably sounds pretty random, but I guess I had an epiphany....



Bike racer by day, saving the world from imperialism and inevitable destruction by night......
Lenny Stewart

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

To follow up yesterday's good news, what is wrong with people?

Vino Dopes

I just don't get it. Why is it every time I start to look up to a person it turns out they cheated to get there? I just don't understand it. It really has me pretty depressed. I am out there earning my miles with sacrifice, blood, sweat, and tears; often all on the same ride! I'm alone for hours on the bike, going up climbs pretending like I can attack like Rassmusen, weaving around cracks in the road like I'm trying to find a clear line to the finish, pushing myself to the limit like I'm time trialling around Paris like VINO, and I come home and read about these "men" who totally disgrace everything that I dream about. So far I've had three heroes stolen from me. Landis, Basso, and now Vino. I loved everything about them. And they weren't even men enough to keep a needle out of there arm. I love to win, I'm as competitive as anyone of them, but not more competitive than moral. You don't win for any other reason but yourself, the money, fame, recognition all comes secondary to an overriding desire to be the best. What is a win if you can't look yourself in the mirror afterwards?

I know most of you are pretty unfamiliar with the sport of cycling and I can only imagine how it looks to the general public. However, contrary to popular beliefs, it isn't a sport of cheaters. There are millions of amateur cyclists around the world who race clean. People who just do it for a love of the sport. They aren't going to make a living doing it, in fact most of us are working some other mundane job just to have the opportunity to race. We squeeze as many hours as possible out of the day. Your are either up with the sun to try and get a ride in before the day's commitments, or you are racing the sunset to try and make it home before dark. Cycling is a solitary sport that requires countless hours and miles to be successful. We don't do it because we think that someday we think we will ever be a professional, no one honestly thinks that there bike will make them rich someday. You do it because it is an internal battle with yourself, how far can you make yourself go, and how much better than that guy next to you. And unlike these so called heroes, who are willing to sell themselves out for a victory, the only reason we ride our bikes is to better ourselves, and we would never sacrifice everything that we have worked for, just for 15 minutes of fame. There are incredible cyclist out there, just don't get too attached to them, because it could all change tomorrow. I guess I've learned that I need to be my own inspiration and not rely on anyone else.....

Monday, July 23, 2007

So I have some good news........











A couple of the fellas are making the trip cross country!
Sorenson and the Craigger are coming out 8/21-8/27. It's going to be ridiculous!



Men, lock up your daughters and hide your wives, the boys are back in town!