Today I Found Out

Today I found out that the Lazy Deb wore a used dress to the debutante ball!!! What's with that? But her description of it did sound quite lovely. My hope in life is that I will be able to see her wear it one day. She still has it and she can surely still fit it.


*If you wonder what happens at a debutante ball, there's a great OC episode to watch. However, as far as I know the Lazy-D's dad didn't get punched by the people he swindled like Marisa's dad.

Hiking

The other day, Elin and I wanted to go hiking. We were going to go here:



Then we found out the laz-Deb was coming, so we went here:



Also, we discovered that she lacks the arm strength to put a bottle of salsa in the fridge, but is capable of opening it and leaving it on the counter to spoil.

Somehow, I still love her.

Un-hoon-ployment

Guess who has re-entered the workforce? That's right. The Lazy Deb has gotten herself a job again. It was strange and almost eerie to come out of my room this morning to find her NOT on our couch. To find her laptop with NOT her little fingers attached to it. It's hard to imagine what she might do for work. I keep thinking that her interview must have gone something like:

"Now, you do understand that you will be expected to lounge on this couch for 8+ hours a day. Are you willing to do that?"
"Yes, I'm very dedicated to that type of work."
"Also, we really are looking for someone who has a passion for wasting time on the internet and who has a high level of facebook mastery. Is that person you?"
"Absolutely."
"Now, there may or may not be some mindless reality tv show playing in the background, will that impede your ability to do your important work on the couch with your laptop?"
"No, not at all."
"Wow! You're exactly the job candidate we've been looking for! Welcome aboard to our lazy company."

Isn't that the interview you would expect? I'm not sure if that's actually what happened or not. I'm not even totally sure where she is right now. But our couch seems to have a lonely frown. And she's out there somewhere... Wearing business casual...

She Can Get Dudes...

From the comforts of her own living room. Today a locksmith came over to fix our door (about time!!!). He actually came twice. Once when Michelle was home, and then again later when I was home. She must have really made an impression on him. When I was home he was like,
So... you live with Michelle?
And I was like, Yeah.
And he said, Is she single?
Yeah.
REALLY??!? She's a cute girl!
Yeah.
No way! What is she into?
Uh...hmmm... What is she into? Uh.... Like, uh.... I don't really know...
You don't know? But she's you're roommate.
Yeah, but... (How do you tell someone what a super lazy person is "into")... She likes to watch movies (?)

(Boring talk about locks. Blah...Blah...Blah...)
Well, I hope this works out for me. Put in a good word for me with Michelle. I'll take her out on a date if she wants me to.
I'll let her know...

*Text message sent to Michelle*: "The locksmith wants to ask you out. He's asking me what you like to do. He seems like a catch."

Impressive. Most of us at least need to get off the couch to get dudes.

Hmmm...

NOT TOO LAZY TO RIDE THE RUSH COASTER AT LIBERTY LAND!!!

She's In France Right Now...

But don't worry, the only food she's not too lazy to eat is McDonald's. That's the only food she's eaten in France. She's way excited about the Royale.

Sometimes.....

laziness isn't a choice.


We lovely you Lazy-D. Don't worry, elin will type the letters into your keyboard.

M O N S T E R . C...........