Paris: a backdrop for "A Tale of Two Cities," a city for lovers, a place with an immense history, and most recently...a playground for Lauren Posey. That's right people, Paris doesn't know what hit it. It's definitely been a ride. It all started with the 9 and a 1/2 hour plane ride from SLC to CDG that began with a TSA officer searching my backpack and commenting on the amount of snacks I brought. I ain't no boy scout, but I know to always be prepared.
Then the plane ride, at first I was seated next to this extremely handsome gentleman, however flashes of the movie "Taken" came into my head and I saw myself six months down the road in a prostitution ring. Not this girl. Luckily there was a seat with an empty seat next to it, so I lucked out on this flight...or so I thought. About and hour into the flight I noticed there was a family seated in front of me that had to be the family from "Home Alone 2." Seriously, people kept coming back from all parts of the plane, and they were part of the family! To boot, directly in front of me was a blonde haired boy about 7 years old (Macauley Culkin anyone?) The best part was about 4 hours into the flight I had just dozed off during "Water for Elephants" (as had the rest of the plane) when Macauley turned around and started poking me repeatedly in the leg. I guess I must've glared at him pretty good because he immediately turned around and sat down quietly.
Well I arrived at CDG in one piece and all I needed was to take the metro to my hotel. Well good thing every sign is in French and I don't speak a lick of it. Luckily my Spanish skills came into handy as "billetes" means the same thing in both languages. I don't think I stuck out like a sore thumb, other than the fact that I got off and on the same train three times because I wasn't sure if it was the right one. Okay France, you got that point. On the train I sat in a corner with my suitcase blocking the seats so no one else could sit by me. Well in France that must mean "come and wait for me to move my suitcase so you can sit directly across from me," as one gentleman did. The scary part: he pulled out the Quran and started singing prayers quietly to himself.
Okay France, the score is 2-0 and you're up.
Finally, after I took a much needed nap in my hotel, I went sight-seeing! I followed a street that looked like it went in a good direction and hoped for the best. Luckily the best found me. I turned a corner and there was the St. Sulpice Church. This isn't like your average Mormon church meetinghouse on the corner (although it seemed that churches like these are on every corner in Paris). It's like something I'd only heard about in my World Civilizations class, but now I actually forgot what every arch or dome was called (sorry Val!)
MoTab ain't got nothing on the organs of Europe. Granted this is a much smaller one, heck, look at the detail! Can you imagine being a citizen of Paris in the 18th-century and coming to this church? HOLY HANNAH!!!
A few more streets up and I was already at the Cathédral du Notre Dame! Hunchback anyone? It's so much better than the pictures, and the best part was walking along the river right next to it. I didn't get to break out with the song "Out There," but I still enjoyed myself.
Ah, my favorite part thus far: Cimetiére du Pére Lachaise. It's basically a place where a bunch of famous people are buried, i.e. Chopin, Oscar Wilde, Rossini, Jim Morrison, and Maria Callas was buried there, but then transferred to Italy (at least that's what I think the French on the sign said). At one point I think I was heading toward Bizet's grave when this guy looked at me and asked me where Jim Morrison's grave site was. First of all, do I look like I know where I am, and second, do I look like an 80s rock fanatic? The answer to both: no. I did feel that my trip was like a jihad that paid homage to all the great composers of the past. I've paid my dues.
I stumbled across this beaute! Um, you can basically guess that this will be on my grave (however I found the Sorcerer's Stone last week, so I'm going to live forever). A little morbid, but why can't all graves be like this?! Not sure why it says "Enfin Seul," which means "alone at last," at the bottom, but hey, that will probably be on my grave stone too!
Next, I took a short train ride to le Arc de Triomphe! Oh, and on the way to the metro a guy stopped me to asked me directions in French. I felt like my snarky attitudes and sideways glares had finally paid off. Even though I haven't learned the language yet, at least I fit in. Anyway, although the Arc is a little touristy for my taste, it was still much bigger than I thought it would be. I snapped a few pictures, went through the underground tunnel to go see the arc, then headed back. No need to dawdle.
Other than the cemetery, this has to be 2nd coolest part of my trip. I saved my baguette from dinner last night and brought it so I could have a snack. Eating a baguette with cheese in front of the Eiffel Tower has always been my dream. I can now check that off my bucket list. Next I want to eat a hot dog in Central Park...but that's beside the point. Again, the Eiffel Tower was much bigger than I thought, but I guess I had a weird perception of Paris.
I snapped this while riding to the Eiffel Tower. If you can't tell...it's the Eiffel Tower. A little artsy, but you have to be when you go to Paris. Gotta be cliché. (Yeah, the people thought I was nuts for taking a picture on the metro.)
So far my favorite picture of the trip. Paris is really like something that I've read in a book. When I see these sites that I've learned about in every history book, it's just unreal that they are real places. Although I wish there were more English signs and English speaking people here, I've made it. I do a lot of head nodding and I've mastered the phrase "je ne parle pas Francé." It does the trick.
Tomorrow: Musée du Louvre.