12.12.12

Hmmm I know it's a bit late to be posting about 12.12.12 . But who cares

I was too lazy to blog few days back.

Its saturday I'm at work now, not selling rooms to those arrogant/kurang ajar Bruneians . So yeah I've got nothing to do now , so might as well blog


11.12.12
Was cooking at home, suddenly craving for sardines, look around for the can opener , then realize that I threw it away because it rusted . So I got no choice butt to use a butcher knife to open it.

One misses shot and this happened

Boooo no one to blame but myself, but it's weird that it didn't hurt much. Alot blood was gushing out but like no feel at all.

So this happened 11.12.12

The next day , while going home from work, my motorcycle broke down , on top of a hill. I was very lucky, it broke down exactly at the "simpang" so I can just Ine in before being hit by the cars at the back. This happened 3 times as it broke down 3 times on the same day.. ==. Reason For this, lazy to do maintenance== have to blame myself again..

So I have to push the motorbike for around 2kms? But lucky it was downhill so it's quite easy and chun chun i got enough money to pay for the repairs,

Bought the lottery that day but no luck! Ish! Oh well, at least nothing worst happened in this unfortunate day.

Now 21.12.12 , have you stocked up on your can foods??!

Stock up now!

Random photos from phone

So my colleagues and i made a group chat thing in Whatsapp. We chatted almost everyday sharing perverted photos and talk dirty. So now my whatapp photos are like ...a lot.

Normally funny photos like this

So yesterday my company organised a charity food fair thing, we were asked to buy 2 coupons worth Rm 20. Just like what CHMS love to do. FORCING US TO SPEND OUR MONEY FOR CHARITY.

Force us to give to chairty. THEN WHO GIVE ME MONEY? @!$$#%#$ mcb CHMS.

Anyways, all the foods are quite expensive. Eg.

This spaghetti costs Rm10 , which means 1 coupon gone just like that. I bought 2. Cost other things cost more......

What is nice to see, is that all the head of departments are here , sitting there halau lalat( chasing away flies) a.k.a NO BUSINESS.

There even asked the Live band to perform and put seats there to attract humans. But still no business! ohhhhohhohohoho!! sibeh song to see their "aiya, no business face"

We were waiting until the last minute, so that they have this lelong, buy one free one, but being SY, known for being cheap. They didn't  do it. MCB. bring all those foods back and rot meh ?! damn! cheapskates! Rather rugi also don't treat staffs better. But then all those foods, confirm they take back and re-sell again. mcb!

Anyways!

Even this christmas tree at hotel also damn lousy! Only one ornament! because ornament are too "expensive" these days. A 4 stars hotel can't afford it....

We took photos of the girls laundry outside, while waiting for them to get ready , send them via whatapps, threatening them, if they don't come out soon , we'll send it to everyone. hhahaa! of course these are not really theirs!

DAMN MY FACE IS ROUND!! NOOOOOOOOO!!




Spends all my time online browsing through these photos, took a photo of it and send it through whatsapp.

AWWWW!!!!!!!

LOLOLOL

Oh speaking of whatapp. People need to stop sending all those spam messages, eg. if no send whatsapp kena charge and etc... aiyo..hotmail has been sending those for how many years. and then facebook. now whatapp..... even if they charge, we can use other apps wad....


kthxbye!

Crime Scene Investigator , ME

It was a working night like any others, then suddenly this dude, say he wanted to check out at 12am, normal check out 12pm.

He just checked in at 4pm, it's his money, so whatever.You want check out then check out lo.People now damn rich. Anyways, after he paid and left, me and my colleagues went to the room to check the room for missing items, these are normally done by the housekeeping department but i was curious and bored. so i went along.

Upon entering the room, i was surprised coz the room looked really unused, everything seems untouched, even the bed itself.

So i hopped onto the bed and started jumping ( with my knees). Yes, i think everyone still do this when no one is around in the hotel bedroom. HAHAH! So anyways, it seems weird that the bed and everything else look soo untouched, so i kicked over the waste bin and try to see what's inside.

And i found CONDOMS

Used and unused one.. so i use the nearest pencil to pick up the used condom , to see if there's any DNA inside. Then the smell of "you know what in a condom" almost caused me to throw up. Ran to the mini bar for the free bottles of water and realized that it was gone. And think, Ohh drinking after sex. Understood.. and i went in the toilet for the tap water instead. Irrelevant!

Friends are laughing at me and we are wondering why there are used condom, but the bed is not messy at all. Thinking that he "DIY" into the condom, and that's why he checked out early. And when i turn around and i saw....

WHATTTT! lost it and laugh like what in the room.

Panties?


So he didn't DIY afterall. They did it at the chair! HAHAH that's why the bed was not used.

Case close!


But then ! why did the girl leave without her panties?! why?????  Since we have time, we decided to re-enact what happened

maybe something like this happened?

HAHHAHA!!

but that doesn't explained why there are no struggles in the room! HAHAHA wtf wtf,


It was quite a fun night! Have lots of fun and laugh.

I'd be a boleh tahan crime scene investigator . No??

Till next time then!

bye!

Tiger Stripes

So recently i got this massage coupons. 2 hours of body massage for Rm 49+(rm 52)

I was supposed to go with my friends, but those two put me aeroplane for 2 days straight. =.= so i decided to go by myself! hmph!

So when i go to the spa, those spas ladies and aunties are looking at me weirdly, as if they are expecting some uncles who need "special needs" wth! i can still picture their faces in my head! That "hmm what is he doing here" face.

So i was assigned to this indon aunty who is quite funny,the first thing she asked me was, "SIAPA MAMA KAMU?(WHO'S YOUR MOMMY?) I was like WTF! what kind of questions is this, Is that some kind of code? or do i look like underage kid and need parent's supervision to go to this "grown up place" ?? I guess i will never know.

So these are the aftershots! these proves once again, im too old to be 21. hahha!

Until next time! which i don't know when!

Bye!!

Hello.

Hello!


Long time , long time, there's isn't a need to update  coz there's nothing much to update. I will summarize all the things that happened in the month of October, those important ones and those i can still remember; lol!

One of the more important are, I MADE KIMCHI AT HOME. Homemade kimchi and it tastes very the good, very the authentic. im very proud of myself, although almost none like kimchi as much like i do in my family, so i can haz all of them to myself! lolol  too hard sell?  I brought some to work and friends, and the comments were PRETTY GOOD. yeahhhh


I just made a long term investment with ALL my savings. Long term investments, probably won't get this money back in these 5 years , well that's what you called a long term investment! and no! it's not those direct sales businesses hahah!

I got sick last month, just 1 day before pay day, which means i had to stay home and rest on my pay day, went to the panel doctor  and they gave me panadol....wthhh....imagine having to pay rm 30+ to get panadol from the doctor. I would be pissed, but then the company is paying,so oh well.

So last month, i'm heavily sex-ting (in a funny way) with a friend from work, it's so funny that i had to  put it here. If the HR saw those texts, we will be terminated immediately. lol! yes i checked with the HR. HAHAHA!

Oh yeah, since we are getting our bonus in January , i'm gonna tell my boss that i will be quiting after CNY. I just made this decision today, all of a sudden. Well, have been thinking bout this again for quite a few time, but with no back up jobs and so many things to consider, it's very hard to quit , just like that . You know. So yeah! im gonna tell my boss any of these days, consider this a 3 month notice. But i think i really need make this decision and quit!

yeah!

thats probably sums everything up, till next time! maybe 15days later? hahaha


Goodbye!

One month

one month!

Today marks the 30th day. I did not step foot into a mall, met with friends ,yumcha with any friends.( Colleagues doesn't counts)

30 days ago i went to KK, 20 days ago, i went to Singapore. And ever since i landed back in Miri, i have not spend a single ringgit on stuffs( things sold in malls). Food and Fuels doesn't count.

Unbelievable!! everyday it's home and work, home and work! Need some friendly contact with friends already! If not i will get crazy, interacting with stupid guests everyday, especially on Saturday. Arghh!

These spoiled humans from Brunei,mostly malays but there are some chinese as well . ... Eish! no point saying much bout them!! Just cursed them kao kao and wished they die in a car crash for being an idiot they are.! die motherfuckers die die die!!

The best thing to do is just try to forget! i wish it's that easy!



Bye!

Run!

Been sleeping quite well lately, even with all the nightmares i've got.


All involving me running away from people. May it be from drug people, tax people and etc.Almost every night i have these similar dreams.

Wth!?My dreams are sub consciously asking me to pay all my debts? hahaha

Then i go ahead and paid Rm 800 to clear some of my debts! wth! broke and rotting at home beginning of the month~~~

So there's this app, where you can meet china girls everywhere.



Type Wechat in your itunes or Androidmarket?

Competing with Whatsapp, Line, Viber and etc. meh, just another social app. Download it to meet people near you. and when i on it at work(hotel), you can see alot of china dolls also known as KFC.


Using hotel rooms as background, very funny eh! hahahah

Bye!

Follow up

What! Been five days since i came back from Singapore!

Landed on  Wednesday, i squatted at home for that five days, seriously i didn't go out at all. (going out as in, go malls/work and  meet up people). Sat there and watch movies and played games. ><"

Such good life, woke up, eat, online, nap then eat , online, sleep again.~~~~

But it got kinda bored after the third day.

I start work tonight! booo..

So follow up on the previous post, nothing much to add.

Just wanna highlight some of the things i did in Singapore.

1. Touch an IPHONE 5. Ernie got the newest Iphone5 i think on the third day it was launched, and i'm the second one to touch it!! I was there during the unboxing! the phone is LONGER!

 While he was playing it at the coffee shops, random people wanted to look and touch it, he actually let them touch and hold it!! I was so afraid people are gonna just took it and ran! Well, this proves that Singapore has low crime rate? Unlike Malaysia, you chill at kopitiam and left your phone on the table, people just swipe it and ran. =.=




2. Ride ROLLER COASTER for the first time in my life.
Twice in a row some more! If my first time was in Genting(malaysia), i probably won't play it, coz i don't believe in Malaysia's safety procedure. hahaha!

We only played the Cyclons( blue one)twice! coz the red one will make you puke coz it spins around way too much.


3.Went to the supermarkets and check the price of Babies Formula( baby milk powder) and diapers

Was talking bout babies and why people don't wanna have babies anymore and etc, so i told Ernie that because baby formulas are mad expensive nowadays, one small can costs about RM 160. He was like wtf, and he can't believe it, so we went to the nearest supermarket and see for ourselves. We found it ,and for one small can it costs about SGD 80. He was like WTF!!Y SO EXPENSIVE. it was hilarious to see actually. hahahaha

Wanted to check the price of diapers also, but we kinda forgot.


4. Did something weird at a phone shop.

Ernie wanted to get phone case for his new iphone, so we went to this phone shop, while he was searching for the case, there's  this display counter(like the one show above) where they display all the Samsung phones, so i stood there and played with some of the gadgets. All of a sudden , i saw an Iphone amongst all the Samsung phones, so i took it and pull it towards me, turns out, the iphone belongs to a dude standing next to me, he had his headphones on and put his iphone on the counter, as he play with Samsung Tab.

He looked at me, says THIS IS MINE and smile

 OMG, i diu lian daooooo..laugh like an idiot there and told ernie about it.

5. Went to a casino for the first time and won money!


ermm these are some of the highlights i guess. Can't remember much since there's no photo's to remind me .

Holidays officially over and heading back for work again..sooo lowwww payyyyy....


bye!

Singapore Day 2 & 3

ALL THE PHOTOS I TOOK IN SINGAPORE ARE NOW GONE!( aside from the Day one photos, if i haven't blog about it, it would have been gone as well) details below..


Day 2 Monday

Woke up at 7am, prepare and went to get my new iphone!

Singapore is so user friendly, it's so easy to travel, the MRT  are so easy to get, not complicated like the one in KL.  I'm proud to say i didn't get lost even once! *proud*

So i got to this Taiseng area, where the iphone service center is located and meet up with wenjiunn there, found the building. Wait for 10minutes, wishing they replace my iphone 4 with a iphone 4s, but no. They gave me a new iphone 4. The service girl, well, very "friendly". She say Please and thank you quite alot, but sooo fake. Not genuine. Bad actress. I can do "Fake" smile sooo much better! HAHAHA!

Anyways, i got a new iphone! although still no SIRI. So here is the reason, i back up everything to itunes before i gave them the phone, so while i was in Singapore, i use the new iphone to take photos,and when i got back to Miri, i restore everything back to this new phone, which means all the old things come back, but all the new photos in the new phone got erased. So yeah, that's that.

So after that went to Chinatown, do some light shopping and went home! Reach hostel at 1pm! ahahah! sleep till 4pm, i went to Bugis then meet up with wenjiunn,mak and ernie for ramen dinner .

No photos....everything seems duller...


Day 3 Tuesday- Universal Studios!

Woke up at 8am, wanted to blog about my Day2 , then suddenly ernie text me and say we'll be going universal studios early, initial plan was to depart at 12pm,  so we went for breakfast at Wendy's.Arrived at Universal Studios at 12pm, and there's almost NO people there!

Syiokness!!!


Went in and played .

First thing was the Madagascar Boat ride thing.(wait for 5minutes) Kiddy. Next ,was the  Shrek Roller Coaster( wait for less than 5minutes) then, coming out a little bit wobbly and dizzy. WTF! Then i panicked, how am i gonna play the Blue and Red roller coaster?!?!


after these, was JURASSIC PARK! one of my favourites things in the world! 2 years ago, when we first came, the Q was horrible, so we have to skip the entire jurassic park. So this time, we went for the canopy high high thing, waited for less than 10minutes. finished that. Then the water raft thing! Didn't get too wet, got lucky.

went for mummy ride. then transfomer, this make me kinda dizzy from the 3D.


Then, BLUE ROLLER COASTER!(waited for 5mins) was sooo nervous, but i trust singapore won't killed me. First time we sat at the middle row, i can't scream. The voice won't come out. hahaha!

Time flies and it's over, ernie say he wanted to go again and wanted to sit on the first row, so we went again! The Q for the first row is abit longer, but less than 10minutes also. I was afraid that i will vomit, so i put a candy inside my mouth, but as soon as the ride started , i was afraid i will choke on the candy from the screaming, so i spit it out and it hit me on my face. HAHAHA


After second round of roller coaster, feel abit dizzy liao. hahaha so rest for a while and went for lunch at the jurassic park food court, it was 3pm.

after that , was another round of jurassic park water raft thing!(less than 5minutes) and this time, soaking wet!!

Went to waterworld for the water show. nice also!


Was super tired after this. Went back to Vivo city and watch Dredd at TGV with ernie.


The day kinda end like that.


This trip post is sooo boring and lame!

i will stop here and post again , tomorrow!


walauuu...


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Singapore trip Day 1

Hi! From Singapore!

Has been here for about 9 hours now, reach changi airport at 12pm chun, and was greeted by Mak( a friend of mine in Singapore) , totally shocked to see him there.

From far I can see a guy holding up an iPad with name written on it, the first thing in my mind is that;" wow Singapore damn high tech, use iPad instead of paper" so i was about ton pass him by Liao, then i suddenly saw my name on the iPad , it writes Nge koyu , I blanked for a second there and look up to the face, and it"s Mak!!! Whoaaa!!! Hahahahah

Bought a Singtel SIM card for $28 and meet up with wen Jiunn few
Minutes later, he was still hungover from partying too hard the previous night lol wth.

After that they accompanied me to check in to my hostel which was at Lavender?? Lol when we got there , nobody was there so we went for lunch.


After that we went back to the hostel to check in, and somehow I offended the hostel guy? Some misunderstanding here but oh we'll malas explain hahaha

After that Bugis here we go. Sooooo many people! Sooo packed soooo tiring sweating like a pig and feel like wanna go home HAHAHAH!!

So far haven't gotten anything yet..oh yeah from here we travel to marina sands and we went to the casino!!

Long story short, I won $85! Hahaha sadly no photos are allowed inside ..


After that was see see look look at he hotel there, transfer here and earn sgd kan Bestt hahaha anyways , the F1 thing was just opposite of us , took a few photos but F1 , mehh not really interested lol.

By this time it's already 6pm. Wanted to try Subway , but too many people, ended up trying MOS burger, always promoted by Miao, tried it and ohmy, delicious and price is okay too.

Forgot to take picture, hahaha reach hostel at 730pm, talked shower and rest, tired die blogging on bed now haha and damn these mosquitoes!


Ps: I'm not sure how all these pictures are going to be arranged , just see only , will arrange it when I'm back in Miri

Good night! Need to rest for tomorrow!

THIS IZ A POST.

I IZ BACK FROM KOTA KINABALU(KK)

I didn't get the job i wanted to get, booo, end of story.

And now,  photos!


I was traveling via MASwings, and we picked a seat at the middle, which is a good choice, if you are using airbus and etc. But NEVER do this when you are travelling via maswings, because you will sitting next to the propeller =.=, it's very very noisy.

Was taken inside the plane, see how close is it to us?


The plane is so low, outside people looks so near also. Inside the plane, if you are 180cm and above, you will hit the ceiling.

I can finally haz in-flight meals!! "champagne" and MAS famous peanuts!

first meal there was sabah style kolo mee, where they give you mee, and soup full of porks!


Went to Suria Sabah, the malls there are huge, it's much better than miri, don't understand why bruneians like to go miri, miri shopping sucks! sabah is soo much better.haahaha


And the toilets looks like this!

The walls are glass, makes you wonder how to pee, i didn't get it ,so i used the stalls instead. Fyi, if you are travelling to Sabah, be sure to have lots of coins! because toilet per entry is 30cents, i use coins for toilet till pokai(broke). no coins at all left in wallet.

Had lunch at this place coz there was sooo many people inside , so as typical malaysian , having the mindset, "wow so many people ,confirm very nice"

Went in and order some chicken and it taste bad, real bad. never eat at this shop! and the price jialat!

We watched 2 movies in KK , one is the 贞子 3D,i never watch horror movie at cinema one, this is the first time, and it's kinda bad. A japanese ghost story somehow kena spoiled, coz it's very Amerian horror, watch it yourself, good thing didn't spend extra on the 3D.Watched this at Suria's Golden Screen.

The next day, Resident Evil was showing, we were at OneBorneo, so we decided to watch again, coz miri cinema sucks balls! can bankrupt! stupid miri. Anyways, Golden Screen has this policy that 18+ movies, those under 18 are strictly not allow to watch. While buying the tickets, the ticket salesperson actually asked my friend, "itu(pointing at me), berapa umur dia? (translate: how old is he?) got happy dao, my round fat face looks under 18! yesh!!!!! HAHAHAH






The popcorn i think is more delicious than the one in seri Qlap!

 Can't believe how round i've become....wthhhhh

I IZ CYCLOPS! PEW PEW PEW!

Ahhh resident evil in 3d，not really worth it, watch normal one can liao. hahaha for Resident evil rating, ermm 7.5/10, not bad, but no storyline, just throw in everything, and now have to wait few more years for the next one, aiyo tiring ..

Had burger king, which was quite normal also? nothing special about it anymore? hahaha

Went clubbing, drink away the sorrow~~~~ hahaha mcb fatface!

finish one tower, not bad also. hahaha only 3 of us.


fatface and ugly hair! too stressed.

Wanted to edit these 2 pictures, but mehh too malas.

There was one incident, while i was at the toilet, some guy was "checking me out", and asked me where i come from and etc.. HAHAHAH! i say not from here(kk) and kinda dashed out the toilet. hahaha


Spent around 500-700rm for this trip! wtf@!@


don't know where all the money goes to....haizz..

Oh we stayed in 2 hotels, both ok ok only, the second one very spacious, but have almost nothing inside, no phone to call down to the reception, no shampoos and etc. I wanted to steal the comforter, coz it was soooo comfy, but at the end no jadi. hahaha!


Unlike AirAsia's terminal, Mas terminal is very empty! where you can shoot horror films!

 Not even a single person!

it's like i own the place. hahaha

On my flight back to miri, the stewardess is the prettiest stewardess i've seen so far in my life! huge watery watery eyes! but she seems abit annoyed, and wanted to get off work, guess it is normal, everyone also like that one, btw my flight was the last flight.

Funny things happened in the plane, my friend's punya friend was wooing the stewardess and she actually layan him, all of us were talking and laughing in the plane, making noise like at kopitiam(coffee shop) . Really funny when i think back, she even let us tapau all the peanuts and milo! hahaha, they stalked her facebook, but i can't seem to find it. hahaha oh well.!


1.27am now.

It was a good trip, since we have someone to drive us around, overall quite enjoyable, despite the fact that i didn't get the job i interviewed for. Nevertheless, A good getaway from my dull everyday life.

Next sunday, singapore! wooohhhh..no feel at all, not looking forward to it pun, haizz!

wth.whyyyy am i not excited?!

Byeee