Saturday, December 30, 2006

Old News, New Pics


Sooooo.... remember about two months ago when we moved back in and I told you I'd post pictures when I got them? Well, I finally got them this morning. So for your viewing pleasure, some pictures of the move.
Our First Trip



Second Trip

Laura making sure Adam doesn't fall out of the truck...



Third and Final trip (whew!)

The neighbors getting suckered into putting stuff together! (Not in the kitchen! Not in the kitchen!)

Thursday, December 28, 2006

As we round out 2006....

Well I know how we all just LOOOVE the surveys. I couldn't let 2006 pass without just one more. I got a lot of these on myspace, but they were mostly "who was your crush this year?" and "Did you go to homecoming?" so I stole the less-annoying questions and compliled them into one short survey. Yes, I have that kind of time on my hands. And you just spent the last 30 seconds reading about it....45 seconds if you're a slow reader.

1.) IS YOUR TREE STILL UP?
- Oh yeah. The way I see it, I can get another two weeks out of that bad boy.

2.) HOW MUCH DEBT ARE YOU IN FROM BUYING CHRISTMAS PRESENTS?
- We have a rule not to go in debt buying gifts. That's not what Christmas is about.

3.) IF YOU PARTICIPATED IN A CHINESE GIFT EXCHANGE, WHAT DID YOU GET?
- I am the proud owner of the "Super Sized Mother Hover". (it's a ginourmous frisbee...and yeah, I know ginourmous isn't a word. go with it.)

4.) WHAT IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU THIS YEAR?
- Jacksonville, NC. (Need I say more?)

5.) NAME SOMETHING YOU DID THIS YEAR THAT YOU'RE PROUD OF
- I put my family over my career.

6.) ANY REGRETS?
- Are you kidding? Everyone has regrets. Right now I'm regretting that bowl of ice cream I ate about 20 minutes ago.

7.) HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS?
- I don't do New Year resolutions. If you need to make a change, make the change now. No sense in waiting for the end of an entire year before jumping on it. (It also irritates me that I won't be able to find a parking space at my gym for the next 90 days.)

8.) SOMETHING YOU HOPE TO DO NEXT YEAR
- Go on a cruise with Rob.

9.) PLANS FOR NEW YEAR'S EVE?
- Rob and I will be celebrating via telephone. He's decided to call me at midnight in Iraq AND Eastern Standard Time. Think of it as a "His and Hers" New Year's Eve package. (When you've done a few of these in a row, you start to get creative).

10.) NAME ONE THING YOU SPLURGED ON THIS YEAR THAT COSTS MORE THAN $100
- Does an unforseen expense count as splurging??? If so, new tires for my car. That's right, I'm a splurging wild woman!

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Oh, Lord.

A close friend of ours has experienced a loss beyond words. On Christmas Day her mother, brother and father were in a massive car accident in North Carolina. Her mom and brother did not survive and her father is currently in the ICU. I wish I had something uplifting to say here, but my reason for posting this awful news is to ask you to pray for this family. Our friends are rallying to support them in practical ways (cooking meals, feeding the cat, etc.) But what they really need is a comfort that we are not capable of providing.
I've sat and looked at this entry for 10 minutes now and I still don't know what to say next except to ask you guys: If you have ever been in a similar situation to these friends of ours and you have a recommendation as to what we can do to ease their pain, please by all means, let me know.
Thanks-

Monday, December 25, 2006

Merry Christmas...and stuff

Well, it's Christmas...again.
Rob and I are trying like hell to come up with some Christmas Cheer between the two of us (yeah, I know. just said "hell" and it's Christmas. Bad Danielle.) but we're "0 for 3" for times that Rob's been home for the Holidays so forgive us if our Christmas Spirit is wearing a little thin this year. Actually I think this is Rob's sixth Christmas in a row where he's been deployed somewhere.
Aaaaaand it sucks.
This morning every song on the radio was of the "I'll be home for Christmas" genre. I thought that was just mean. I finally resorted to some classical music (No words).
Anyway, I don't mean to detract from Jesus' birthday just because we both have bad attitudes. Like I said, we're trying... I still paid the toll for the guy behind me on my way home from Delaware today.
*If you travel as much as we do, you know that it costs $10 in tolls to go from Maryland to Delaware. We've made a habit of paying for whoever is behind us in line at one of the three tolls. (So now you know. Get behind the black Honda.)*
The thing is, I'm never sure if the "toll people" actually pass along my $3 and "Have a great day" to the next car... they probably just roll their eyes and buy something from the vending machine on their next break.

What??! I told you! My Christmas Spirit is AWOL!

For want of a nail

Well..if there was any doubting it, I've come to the resolution that Iraq sucks, just as much as it did the last two times I was over here. However, in a concerted effort to figure out ways that I can stay connected with everybody at home, I invite you guys to all give some, if not all, of the following a try - just for kicks.

1. If you frequent any locations less than 5 miles from your house, walk there from now on. No driving. Walk everywhere. Should you actually have to drive somewhere, find at least three winter coats, put them all on, and fill the pockets with rocks. Then fill a backpack with rocks and put that on. Untwist a coat hanger until it's straight, shove it in the backpack until it sticks out of the top (radio antenna). Then get in your car and drive wherever you have to go, without adjusting the seat for comfort.
2. Should nature call, find a refrigerator box and cut a door in it. Place some books on the floor of the box to anchor it, put a bucket in the middle of the box, fill it with water/blue food coloring - there you have your toilet. Do not empty said bucket for at least four days for good measure. Leave yourself exactly 15 squares of toilet paper for the week.Make it last, people. Two-ply paper counts as two squares! No cheating!
3. Should you grow tired...troll the neighborhood for someone in the midst of moving their home, hopefully you'll find one of those nifty "PODS" moving containers in their yard. Grab a sleeping bag and a small pillow, get a little lamp, and crawl inside. For some reason you find two or three other people in there who you don't know. Make some space for yourself. Close the door to keep out the wind/rain/exploding mortar rounds that sometimes land in your general vicinity. Sleep for 3 - 4 hours a day. Stay up for 2 days straight at least once a week.
4. For your morning grooming routine, invite the entire block to your bathroom. Get everyone to line up for a shower behind you in towels and flip flops. Hop in the shower, turn on the cold water. Rinse for 30 seconds. Turn off the water. Lather up, rinse off. Repeat once. Hop out. If there are more than 8 people in line, the last two don't get a shower since you must run out of water at number 5. Sucks to be the dirty kids. Once you get done, walk in flip flops through some mud (distance between the showers and your bunk)...just so your feet are dirty again, and ready to put on some nice clean socks.
5. Tape a hair dryer to your belt (pistol). take it everywhere you go. tie the power cord to your belt. Every time you walk into a building, take the hairdryer out, inspect it to make sure it's empty (no bullets), show someone that it's empty, and walk into the building. Sleep with the hairdryer next to your pillow.
6. Eat strange food. Stop eating anything fresh, period. Buy powdered milk, and reconstitute it with cold water. Put this on your cereal in a little bowl for breakfast. Try to convince yourself that it tastes like real milk. Forget what real milk tastes like. Start to like the taste of reconstituted milk.
More to come folks....

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Christmas Eve!

Merry Christmas Eve, everyone! I'm posting some pictures from Rob's 5k run this morning in Iraq. Apparently it was a 'fun run' with the pope, a nun, and Jesus (complete with a "Happy Birthday to Me" sash)
... Enjoy!

Friday, December 22, 2006

Oh what fun it is to...

Okay. Fun stuff from my buddy, Karen!

Go Here.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Dear Ssgt Santa,

A letter received today in Iraq...

Dear Rob.

I am eight. Thank you for being brave and protecting the world. I hope you don't get hurt. I'm sorry you can't be home to spend the holidays with your family. Come home soon. I want a guitar for Christmas. Yay!

-Joanna, Mrs. Anderson's 3rd Grade Class

I love kids. :-)

4 more days till Christmas

So, I've been kind of a shmuck about updating over the last few days. My guess is that you probably haven't noticed...that's okay. Neither did I.
I'd say things have been busy, but that's lying and with Santa coming and whatnot, well, I don't want to take any risks. Currently I'm sitting at home waiting for the WATER HEATER GUYS to show up. The should be here in about two hours ago. Yeah. About that.

Supposedly I will be starting my job next week. The paperwork is taking longer than they expected but I've already been invited to the company Christmas party (a little backwards?) so....whatever. I'm looking forward to attending just so I can say inappropriate things like "Hi, I'm Danielle. What do I do? Currently the only thing I'm doing for the company is drinking for free." I'm kidding, I'm kidding....sort of.

Rob is doing well. He's tired all the time and working super hard. We finally finished our first game of Battleship and he annihilated me. Yep. "Merry Christmas, Honey, I just sunk your battleship. Awwww..We're like a little Norman Rockwell painting.

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Happy Birthday, Tiny!





Is there anything better than having your friends "kidnap" you in your pajamas at 6:45am on your birthday for breakfast at Friendly's?




Yeah, I don't think so either.

Friday, December 15, 2006

#301

Okay. I don't have much today. But I'd like to point out that apparently this is our 301st entry on the blog over the past 2 years. Not bad huh? Who'd have known I would come up with that much to talk about! (shut it).
So, um, Tada!

P.S. Battleship Update:
This morning I found one of Rob's ships. The tides they are a-changing!

Sometimes I wonder if other married couples read our blog and think "why don't we do fun stuff like that" or shake their head and roll their eyes at each other.

Then I just decide you're all jealous. :-)

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Family Update

Thanks for the prayers, guys! Laura and I drove back to Maryland last night. We're planning to be back in Delaware on Saturday to check in on Deda again. In the mean time he has more than twice the allowed amount of visitors at any given time, so I'm sure the nurses were relieved to see some of the Kukich clan leaving for a few days. Deda is recovering amazingly well so far. We've all been encouraged by his repeated attempts to trick us into letting him just walk out of the hospital. Deda is actually a celebrated spy from WWII (yep. you can Google him) We're guessing he still has some of that spy training in him. And side note:"Deda" is Serbian for "Grandpa". (Look at you, learning something new everyday!)


In other news, Remember that interview I had last week? Well, as of Monday evening, circa 7:30pm, I officially became a member of the WORKING CLASS! That's right, folks, my days as a trophy wife are over! I'm meeting with the HR representative today to get all the paperwork filled out, etc. and I will be on my way back to "Business Danielle" post haste.

In the mean time, Rob got my Christmas package in the mail today, complete with half of a travel-sized "battleship" game. He is currently sinking all of my ships via internet. You'd think as competitive as I am, I would have picked a game that he doesn't actually have TRAINING in. You know, like Chutes and Ladders, or Connect Four. I might as well have picked "Risk".
Stupid Battleship...

Monday, December 11, 2006

Family Stuff

Just found out that Deda (my grandfather) had a stroke this weekend and is in the hospital. Laura and I are driving up to Delaware tonight to see him and the rest of the family. Please keep him in your prayers.

Sunday, December 10, 2006

E-A-G-L-E-S: EAGLES!

So, today I got an AWESOME surprise! My buddies Jenn and Rob (different Rob) had an extra ticket to the EAGLES vs. REDSKINS game at RFK stadium and they invited me along! (!!!!)
You guys should know by now that ALL Kukichs are Eagles fans- but this was the first NFL game I've ever seen from a stadium... and the first pro-ANYTHING game I've ever seen FROM THE NINTH ROW.
THIS was our view!


Here's the crew: Chuck, Rob, Jenn, and Me


And the final score!! (Heck yeah, baby!)



Thanks for an AWESOME day, you guys!

Saturday, December 09, 2006

The Office Christmas Party: Don't Leave Home Without It

Tonight must be the official "Office Christmas Party" night for the great state of Maryland. All of my nieghbors (re: extended family) are out hopefully not drinking too much in front of their respective bosses and waiting to see who will be the first coworker to decide that dancing on the tables is a great idea...
I've never been much for the Office Christmas Party. I'd rather spend a Saturday night with people that I'm not paid to sit near for 40 hours a week.
Then again, this year is a little different... I suppose that considering my current occupation is "trophy wife", you could consider tonight my own, personal "Office Christmas Party". I just had a nice, long conversation with my boss over in Iraq and my big plans for the rest of the evening consist of some comfy pants, a good DVD and the Captian. AND I don't have to worry about Janice-from-Marketing getting up on the table to sing her favorite rendition of "Grandma got runover by a reindeer".
Yeah, my office SO rocks.
P.S. Speaking of my boss (wink, nudge), I got another letter from Rob today and as promised, he included another one of their famous posters... thought I'd share

Thursday, December 07, 2006

My guitar beat me up

Right now I hate the guitar.
The pads of my fingers are actually throbbing. (sounds like an exaggeration... it isn't). But the women's Christmas banquet last night went pretty well. There were about 150 women that showed. Rob had promised to call right after my interview and was determined to get ahold of me to find out how it went. It was 4:30am -his time- (middle of the guest speaker's message -my time) when his call finally got through. I swear anyone else I would have sent to voice mail, but you don't ignore calls from Iraq. Even when you're sitting at the front table in a banquet hall and everyone watches you get up and leave. Although later they found out that it was Rob calling from Iraq. I don't think it's possible to get a more sympathetic crowd than 150 Christian women. After dinner I was swarmed with invitations to Christmas dinners, weekend plans, etc. I thought that was really nice.

Okay, so the interview. I have no idea how it went on their end. My end is best described in three words: "Scary as Hell". They asked so many technical and intricate questions that I started to have flashbacks of my senior finals in college. I can't imagine that they left out anything that would necessitate a third interview...unless they plan to take blood. I got a look at one of the guys I'm up against and he was probably at least 15 years older than me (which is bad news because his resume probably has 15 more years of experience). But whatever. I know my stuff. My guess is that it's anybody's game.

K, saving the best for last; Rob sent me his first picture from Iraq today! Ladies and Gents, may I present my goof ball husband, who finds new ways to make me smile on a daily basis, and his goof ball buddy, Jay


Love it. :-) Merry Christmas, Boys!

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

I've Been Busy

I know you've all been on the edge of your seats wondering where I've been. So, in order to help everyone sleep at night, I figured I'd update... even though I really don't have much to report.

Rob's good..still working hard. Those of you who know him know that's about all he can tell me. So. Now we're all up to date on that (insert sarcasm)

I'm keeping busy. And those of you who know me, know I can tell you ALL ABOUT IT! (Lucky you).

I mailed all of the Christmas presents that need to be mailed on Monday. THAT was an adventure. I make it a point to only go to the Post Office once during the holidays (if I can help it). People be crazy, yo. I know I seem a little "Type A" what with mailing all gifts at the very beginning of December, but I have a theory (which has been echoed by my friend, Victoria). Gifts need "tree time". What fun is the Christmas tree if it's completley bare of gifts until the night before you open them? That's the whole reason we spend time putting ribbons and wrapping paper on them in the first place, right?

On Sunday I got a phone call from our church asking me to come sing carols for a women's Holiday dinner on Wednesday (as in tonight). I haven't picked up my guitar since I did this exact dinner LAST year. The past three days have been spent blistering my fingers back into shape practicing Christmas Carols. Yeah. Ouch.

Additionally, Andy (our realtor turned godfather) managed to land himself in the hospital over the weekend - scaring the life out of all of us! He's on the mend now (still not too late to say a prayer for him). And I'm planning to stop by again and whip him in a rousing game of Scrabble. *Andy - Don't expect me to go easy on you just cause you had major surgery... :-)

And (that's right, there's more) I have my "second interview" today at the company I REALLY want to work for. I'm hoping there aren't more than two interviews. The suspense is killing me and things are already S-L-O-W in the corporate world because of the Christmas season. Everyone is busy planning important things like the company Christmas party and that White Elephant gift swap thing. Yep. So fingers crossed and say a prayer at 3:30pm.

I think that about wraps up the last few days. I need to get back to practicing for tonight and reveiwing my interview questions so..."The End".

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Moving Right Along

Well today someone else moved BESIDES THE TOWNLEYS! (A small party goes off in my head just thinking about us NOT moving)... Steve and Holly moved today and all of the "Young and Marrieds" showed up to help. This was by far the fastest move I have ever participated in (and that's saying something!) And there were lots of jokes about how Rob and I have provided only THE BEST training on "speed moving". This never gets old. Ha.....ha.
Before we knew it, we were playing board games (GO my favorite sports team, GO!) and consuming our respective body weights in hot drinks and marshmallow popcorn.
Anyway...congrats on your new digs, O'Neills! And thanks for the exercise :-)

The biggest downfall of our new Apple laptop is that I have to re-learn everything. (I know, I know. Cry me a river). I think my new "Beta Blogger" has switched some things around on me. No linking pictures, etc. So until I figure out how to make you work for it, here's a freebee picture of the happy, freshly relocated couple.

Friday, December 01, 2006

The New Paint Job.

Okay honey, here's the damage I did yesterday to our home. (wink, nudge). There aren't any pictures/curtains hung up because I think you have to give the paint a good 12 hours before hanging stuff. (So it looks like we just moved in...again...) That's my job for today...
K, BEFORE: (folks at home, do you see what I mean about the Christmas theme?)




AFTER:

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Celebrating Christmas with Khaki

This morning I decided to take our living room back from Santa and his elves. All the red and green is enough to drive a girl nuts....plus I could swear I've seen a few kids hanging around the window looking for Jolly Old St. Nick. So after a consultation with our interior decorator, JPK (name withheld to protect the fabulous), I began the Townley's journey from the North Pole. (Sorry, it's late, I'm tired and the sarcasm is flowing).
I literally painted for 12 straight hours. Well, minus the hour I had to go back to Home Depot to get more paint. Go figure. And in living up to its reputation as the WORST home improvement center on the East Coast, their theft alarm was malfunctioning. (The one that goes off if you walk out of the store with something you haven't pai... you probably already know what a theft alarm is...) Anyway, every thirty seconds or so it sounded like the world was ending. I should mention it was also malfunctioning this morning when I was there (seven hours ago.) I asked the paint guy what was wrong with it and he said "Oh, it's broken." Behold, for I am in the presence of the Omniscient One. *Go ahead and look up the big word. I'll wait. *(No kidding it's broken.) Isn't this HOME DEPOT? You guys can build an entire home/office with the products that you sell, but you can't fix your own alarm? Just as I was considering bringing this to his attention, he handed me pink paint and handed the customer next to me my paint. It was one of those glorious moments where two strangers can look at each other and know they're both thinking the same thing.
Yeah. So back at the ranch, the paint es finito. I like it. I like it a lot. I'd post pictures but seriously, I'm smoked. Maybe tomorrow...

Hey by the way, Robin Hamilton, did you know our first month of this deployment is DOWN!?!
Oh heck yeah!

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Happiness is Hug "B"

I got my very first letter from Iraq today! (!!!) Rob and I have a tradition of never writing our actual names in the return address. Over the past three years he's received a Lot of fan mail from "The hottest girl you've ever met" and occasionally the "Ruler of Fidget Land" or "General Townley" (We promote from within) will write to him. Yeah, so today I got one from "D. Hasselhoff". This will make no sense to you unless you read one of my entries from like, a week ago. That's right. Our blog requires dedication, people.
That David Hasselhoff, he's so hot right now.
Thanks for making me smile, Mr. H.
Anyway, in addition to that, the boys in Iraq are embracing the "irony of it all". They have found some old war posters that have been ...."improved" upon. These have circulated around the Ft. Meade area for some time, but in case you haven't seen them before.... here's one that Rob sent me. (Also note that I've figured out how to work the scanner on our new printer! Oh, I'm the woman.)


I love Jesus :-)

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Peace on Earth... and in the mall.

Well, our tree is up, and our Christmas shopping is officially finished; let the Holidays begin! Yesterday Jessi and I spent four hours in Annapolis completing our gift lists for friends/family. The Christmas rush has already begun, but it's not too bad...yet. People are still smiling at each other while humming along to the carols played over the intercom and kids are lining up to have their pictures taken with Santa.
I can't stand going out anytime after December 15th. By then, most of the good deals are gone and desperation is setting in. (Think Christmas of '03 with the "Tickle Me Elmo" madness). By the 15th, the Christmas music playing in the background only sets you farther into "panic mode". They might as well be playing "The Final Countdown". All anyone can think of is how irritating it is to walk around the "Pictures with Santa" booth that inevitably is placed in the center of the mall each year, and how is it possible that every store has at least one screaming child?
Yep. Not the Townleys. We're done. (sigh...smile).

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Tree-mendous! (oh, I'm good).

I've changed over to the Beta version of Blogger... mainly because the blog site won't leave me alone until I do. But it states that there's "no going back" so if it sucks...then I guess "oops".
Yesterday I went to hang out with the In-laws in northern Maryland. I took my camera with the intent of taking lots of pictures, but as usual, I forgot. I did get a few, though. We went to The Festival of Trees at the Maryland State Fair grounds. I have never heard of this before but it was insane! Basically different groups in the community decorate trees with themes and then auction them off at the Festival. All the proceeds go to the Kennedy Krieger Institute (I think... don't quote me on exactly where). Each tree has a title- and those were cracking me up. We saw the "Mys-tree" which had a bunch of clues on it and police tape, The "Statue of Liber-Tree" (self explanatory...I hope) and my favorite: "It takes Tree to Tango" which was actually two trees entwined (below)

and reminded me a lot of two other trees trying to tango...
Anyway, here's my crew... (half of which are looking at something more interesting than the girl counting to three)


Today a bunch of us are going out to play Ultimate Frisbee and shed some of those holiday pounds before they start. If you're in the area and you want to join us, just give me a buzz before 2pm.

Friday, November 24, 2006

A lesson from Polonius

"We are oft to blame in this, 'tis too much proved that with devotion's visage and pious
action we do sugar o'er the devil himself."
-Polonius, while talking to Hamlet.

"Does the ore admire the flames that transform it? Forced good or forced evil, for whatever
purpose, will cause a people to cry out in pain"
-Feisal Hussein bin Ali (King of Iraq, 1919 - 1933)

So another Thanksgiving finds the Townleys with an ocean betwixt us. And for what? Life hasn't been as rough out here as the last time around, yet this time it would seem much more about the nature of this confict of ours has been made obvious to me since I arrived. In short, there is nothing here worth another American life. The Iraqi social heirarchy has re-established itself to the point where economic interests (read: which family in Iraq can control the most oil?) once again drive on the violent, historic land disputes that made this cradle of civilization such a desolate bassinet thousands of years before America was even a country. Wether with intent or not, our hubris in presuming that a prolonged occupation of this place could control the Djinn's we have invoked in militant Islam has only gift wrapped an excuse for our leaders to keep us scared and obedient to "the greater national security." Make no mistake, we are no safer now than we were when Danielle and I
were children. Freedom is not on the march. Freedom is sitting in a corner office, to
cowardly to take decisive, uncompromising action to rectify the self-imposed state of
paranoia in which we find ourselves. There is nothing in this country worth another American life, save perhaps correcting the disregard for human dignity rampant in this part of the world which we have, in effect, fostered. There is no war here between demarcated sides. There are only personal, emotional vendettas between humans, melded into the guise of a larger conflict by men (on both sides) who shrug the responsibility of the lives their self serving decisions have cost. Ahmed the bomb maker (forgive the racially charged sobriquet) doesn't have grand intentions of toppling Western civilization. He's angry that foreign troops control his back yard, and that their presence here has drawn from all corners of the world violent zealots who have nothing to do with his former profession as a cabbage farmer.
Hence, he takes what action he can to kick the foreigners out. Think what would happen if a foreign army occupied say, Alabama? Good ol' boys from every volunteer fire department and Rotary Club would be lining up to take a shot at the invaders. On the other hand, Johhny GI over here only knows that there are a lot of Arabs with names that all sound alike trying to kill him and his buddies from home, and he has to do whatever he can to bring himself and his friends home safely.

Ideologically, the west will never understand the culture we so avidly seek to subjugate here in the desert. The Brits tried it and failed not 90 years ago. The Russians tried and failed in both Africa and Afghanistan, and managed to leave behind naught but rusted oil
derricks, horrible architectural taste, and a ubiquitous supply of weaponry. We cannot lay down borders and impose rules on a civilization that, out of necessity to survive, built it's stability around family ties, regardless of economic status. These people don't care about our borders or our curfews. Their families and tribes have been torn asunder repeatedly by western governments for the last 150 years; it's no wonder they have an innate, often violent distrust of Americans and our kind. We do not belong here, and we never did, save to buy some good coffee and hummus and go home. What need has there ever been to conquer a culture in order to reap the advantages its civilization (or lack thereof) can teach us? There are enough conflicts simmering here without our intervention, and they
will sort themselves out for good or ill without our prejudicial say-so. It's time for us all to come home, ladies and gentlemen. We aren't even fighting a battle anymore, we are only creating more work for ourselves at the cost of our own lives. And all for want of what? The statesmen who built the freedoms we so flippantly impose on others would be embarrassed to see what our leaders have become: graceless.

And now that I've become your ray of sunshine for the day...a happier note: My best wishes for a Happy Thanksgiving to you all...may your bellies be filled with turkey and stuffing and your day's countenance be of good cheer and fellowship. No doubt I'll find some turkey of sorts over here...however your cheer and fellowship will be sorely missed.
-Rob

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! We hope you all have a great time celebrating with your friends and family. Laura and I are driving up to Delaware to spend time with our cousins and grandparents... I also should be seeing Rob's mom this weekend somewhere north of Baltimore. (might behoove me to find out exactly where... i'll work on that.) So it looks like we'll be spending a few hours in the car. I've thought and thought, and I just can't remember the last time I drove anywhere that took hours and hours and hours....



(haha, oh the irony).
(P.S. There is no sound with this video so don't drive yourself crazy trying to turn up your speakers... also, I am famous in my family for being the worst videographer ever, so if you watch our 15 second clip and feel queasy, it's probably not the ham sandwich you had for lunch)
Anyway, We'll be on the road in the morning (like every other sucker on the east coast that thinks they'll beat the traffic on Thanksgiving Day). I think I'll burn some new driving cds...
Please say a prayer for Rob and all the others who are serving our Country overseas during the holidays.
Love you, honey!

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Up and at'em!

There's reason to believe I MAY be starting work soon. (Applause...). Not that I haven't enjoyed having the past three months off, but I'd be going nuts if there hadn't been all this work to do around here. (i.e. packing up and moving over and over and ov...you get it). As of yesterday I have all but finished the unpacking, clothes washing, picture hanging, etc. And I still have to paint our living room... Remember that beautiful green color we painted it? Yeah, well once we moved out, we bought RED furniture for our apartment. (I've always wanted a big, red couch). And now that we're back...well, our living room practically sings "Jingle Bells" when you walk in. I may leave it for the Christmas season though... so festive!
Right, anyway, one of my new goals is to start getting up early again. My fear is that when I start work, I'll be so used to sleeping in that I'll be yawning all through orientation - which rarely impresses. So yeah. This morning I forced myself out of bed at 7:30am. Three months ago I couldn't have slept past 7:30am on a weekend. In fact, on a weekday by 7:30 I would have already put in a half hour at work! Now it's sheer torture. But today, victory is mine! In fact it's not even 8am and here I am, coherent and everything... in fuzzy slippers and a bathrobe (shut up).
Corporate America, look out, Danielle is on the rebound.

P.S. Kudos to that guy who told me to take my time and find a job I'll enjoy. Who was that guy?

Saturday, November 18, 2006

The longest Blog since the beginning of... blogging.

Ah, Saturday. Actually every day is Saturday for me. But today was Saturday for everyone, so it's much more interesting. (Yes, I'm aware I just said "Saturday" way too many times.)
Laura and I started the day off with some Christmas shopping. (groan). When we had taken all the cold weather we could bear, we came back to my house for a very healthy meal of gingerbread tea, pizza, peanuts, and apple slices. (Random much?) And a movie from redbox. That Jennifer Anniston has burned me one too many times with her DEPRESSING movies. I was a big fan of hers during the "Friends" era, but as far as her cinematic career...not so much. Today was the last straw; "Friends with Money" was so bad we actually turned it off. I think I would actually rather watch "Stick it" than five more minutes of this one.
It's now 6:47pm (although it feels like 10pm because it gets dark directly after lunch these days) and the rest of this evening will probably take place in my pajamas on my big, red couch. I'm thinking something along the lines of "Family Guy; Season Two"... anyone?


Okay so it's like three hours later and I've found this ridiculous site called www.myheritage.com (or something like that). Anyway, you upload a picture of yourself and it tells you which celeb you most resemble. (Told you I was bored). So, THIS would be the picture I loaded of us:


and THIS is who we came up with





Personally I'm getting a kick out of the David Hasselhoff likeness....and Fabio. Then again, I have both of the main characters of "Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion" on my list.

...I need to find something else to do...

Friday, November 17, 2006

To the Commissary...and Beyond!

I've been a military wife for over a year now, and yet this morning was the first time I've been to the commissary since I was a dependant of my Dad's. I have our *new* neighbors ('new' because even though they've been here for a year now, we all only just met them), Josh and Heather (also military), to thank for this one. Tonight is our Thanksgiving meal with the Church group. We're all bringing something. I have been trying for days to come up with a dish that doesn't require cooking. (i.e. drinks...maybe the veggie tray?). No dice. So this morning, me and my two favorite neighborhood housewives, Adam and Josh, went to the commissary to get food.
I forgot how much cheaper the commissary is! I never go because it's a lot more convenient to shop across the street, and I still have nightmares about being 5 years old and dragged from aisle to crowded aisle for what seemed like years in the commissary. In my younger years I was sure I would be old enough to drive the car home by the time we finally emerged.
Anyway, the experience was a good one. (Cheers for sarcastic people to shop with!) We're planning to make this a regular outing in order to keep all of our kitchens stocked.

I'm sure somewhere in Iraq Rob is reading this in disbelief. He knows I've never been a fan of grocery shopping (i.e. I'd rather make a meal out of the leftover orange juice in the fridge and the brownie mix in the cupboard than go shopping).
Look at me, honey! All grown up! (26 years old and FINALLY goes willingly to the grocery store). I'm such a role model.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Yep. I Updated!

Well, it's been a few BUSY days... here's what I've been up to...

1.) Still only "mostly" moved in. The interesting thing about storing your stuff at people's houses is remembering who has what.
2.) Finally got the washer and dryer hooked up. (I have clean clothes!!!) We only flooded the basement twice and lost three screws from the dryer (all found)
3.) Fixed the hot water heater today. Okay well I didn't fix it, but the water heater guy did. And yes, it still counts.
4.) We got hit by some monsoon (slight exaggeration...but only SLIGHT) that the weather man called a "tornado watch". (A tornado watch? Seriously?)

The downpour started around 2pm and it was the kind of rain you swear couldn't last longer than 15 minutes because it's coming down so hard and in such big drops. Yeah. 2 hours later, still going strong.
Speaking of time, Rob should be calling soon! (This is literally my favorite time of day). The most entertaining thing that's happened to him in Iraq so far is that they are trying to talk him into re-enlisting. We both had a nice long laugh over that... and then we shared some angry thoughts that aren't printable here. Yes folks, this may shock you but we plan to be free of the USMC as soon as humanly possible...and maybe even a little sooner.

Monday, November 13, 2006

Home again, Home again, Jiggity Jig.

Yep, that's a nursery school rhyme. But it's all good because WE HAVE A HOME AGAIN! I'm a few days late on THAT news, but there's five million things going on around here. So whatever.
On Saturday I had about ten people show up to help move "us" (Rob and me... minus Rob) into our house. Now, I don't mean to brag, but if moving were an olympic team sport, I'm relatively confident that when all was said and done we would be on the winner's blocks singing along to the Star-Spangled Banner. These people know how to move a house! (They say practice makes perfect....and we have provided a LOT of opportunities to practice.)
Jessi - ever the photographer - took a bunch of pictures, a few of which I'll post here once I steal them from her. If you see them, that means I posted them. If you don't, it means I don't have them yet. Patience, grasshopper.

I realize this isn't the Grammy's or anything, but there are some people to thank: A HUGE thank you to our Bible Study for moving us...again, Thanks to THE GODFATHER, Andy (that's our latest and greatest name for you) for the pizza, and to my favorite sister, Laura, for providing beverages (and CEREAL). You guys are the greatest.

Honey, I'm Home!

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Stocking Stuffers!!!

Okay, we moved yesterday and I plan to update on that in a little bit, but first, this;
Most of you probably know about Trinity Cosmetics by now... if not, visit the website (www.trinitycosmetics.com) and you can read all about our friends Zach and Stacey Adams and how Trinity Cosmetics started, etc.
As this is their first holiday season on the market, they are offering a 30% friends and family discount on their entire line of products. I asked Stacey for permission to post their discount deal on our blog and she said to invite you guys to pass it on to your friends too. So here it is:


Dear Friends & Family,
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Just enter: F&F2006 at checkout to receive your discount, offer valid until 12/18/2006.

Please share the blessing and forward this email on to your friends and family too.

Happy shopping,
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Visit us at: www.trinitycosmetics.com

Friday, November 10, 2006

I am so Smart. S-M-R-T

I'm anxious to get back into the "old routine" around here! I start the moving in process tomorrow. (In case it wasn't obvious, I CAN'T WAIT for that to be done!) The job search is coming along, and in the mean time I'm getting back into our old gym. It's been the healthiest way to release the stress caused by, well, everything. The class schedule has changed around though and I keep getting the old schedule mixed up with the new one. Yesterday it happened again- although I didn't realize until the class actually started that it wasn't what I was expecting. Instead of Power Yoga there was some other yoga class that concentrated on the mind or whatever. We did a lot of "let your face relax...allow your body to speak to you". I don't know about you, but I go to the gym to sweat, not sit for an HOUR AND A HALF and let my face relax. I think my body would have worked harder at digesting a cheeseburger. It finally dawned on me to pick up the new schedule - good thing too because I'd look pretty awkward showing up alone in the "Mommy and Me" exercise class tomorrow morning.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

There is no Dana, only Zool

So hi everybody! It appears that yet again, I will be 'wintering' in the Middle East (like it's the Hamptons or something)...I arrived after a relatively smooth series of cargo and helicopter flights somewhere around 3 AM on Sunday morning. No sooner did I get on the airfield shuttlebus than I remembered one reason that I detest this place: Iraqis smell really, really bad. I mean, Danielle and I were in Africa last year, where they don't even know what deodorant is, let alone have the money to buy any, and the folks in Addis smelled somewhat civil. Not so over here. I think the whole country has a BO problem. Think of the worst BO you ever smelled, and then blow it at yourself with a hairdryer on high - there you have Iraq. Maybe add a little burning trash for flavor.

Anyhow, I'm living in what equates to 1/3 of a single-wide trailer in a crazy concrete bunker...and of all places, I seem to be among friends. For some reason, this iteration of the Iraq war has drawn to it all manner of old, bitter, burnt out vets with whom I am familiar, so we're all sort of conspiring to take over the place and bring everyone home. We'll see how it goes. Thus far, the idiots are winning the battle. The disturbing part is that the idiots are wearing the same uniform I am. Anything you guys hear from the news about things going well over here...don't believe it. It's just as much of a morass as last time I was here, and more complex politically. Like I said, there is no Dana, only Zool. (If you get that reference, you SO get points).

The food isn't bad, and I have a steady flow of bad coffee to keep me generally attentive and pessimistic, so I guess in that respect it's not too much different than any of my other trips. The hours aren't too nice (they created a job for me, so I have to work like 18-20 hour days to get myself up to speed...hope it slows down).

I miss home like crazy (and by home, I mean my wife...she's home to me); all of you are in my thoughts all the time. If you guys get the chance, stop and look at the trees change colors, and breathe in that crisp Maryland air for me. Thank you for your incessant prayers and kind words...your support means a great deal to us. I have decently regular access to email on yahoo, so hit me up if you get the chance! My response may be a little short, but I promise I'll make an effort.

More to follow! Love you guys!

-Rob

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Because I'm Bored. That's why.

It's a slow day here in Townley-land. I totally stole this from someone's website (so feel free to steal it from mine). Unless Rob gets the chance to blog, this website won't be seeing any updates of interest until Sunday. Having imparted this knowledge to you, if my site meter shows a lull in traffic for the next few days, I won't be offended...or surprised.

I'M AMAZED…
At the efficiency super glue provides in adhering two things that I DON'T want stuck together (i.e. my fingers) and it's inefficiency in securing anything else.

I DOUBT…
The military is done screwing with us... call it a hunch

I CAN’T SEE…
Why people continue to buy Hummers. There are more fuel-efficient ways of bragging about how rich you are.

I WANT TO BEAT WITH A SOCK FULL OF QUARTERS…
People who regularly feed their kids This or This or This (To name a few) and then blame society because their children are overweight

I'M ADDICTED…
To iTunes. Rob got me hooked.

I FEEL BAD…
When I listen to KFed's "Po Po Zao". Admit it, so do you. Poor kid never had a chance.

I WATCH…
Grey's Anatomy. I've been pretty hooked on it, but I'm ready for Meredith and McDreamy to either figure things out or come up with a new plot line. "Seriously".

I LISTEN…
To National Public Radio. When you drive around as much as we do, you find out that a little variety goes a LONG way.

IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS…
I'd be spending a lot more time on this website.

I WANT...
To know who gave Tyra Banks her own show. (Add that person to my list of candidates for the "sock full of quarters" beating)

I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT…
Cereal. And Sarcasm....maybe sarcasm should be listed first.

I THINK CHILDREN…
Are a gift...well, most children. There's a few in my neighborhood that I'd like to "re-gift" to someone else's neighborhood.

I CAN’T WAIT…
Till my man gets home!

I'M PROUD…
To say I can change a tire, tile a bathroom, and rewire light fixtures.

I HAVE A DREAM…
To write a book. One day you'll be paying to read my sarcastic antics...

I ALWAYS WEAR…
Flip-flops (yes, even in November), jeans, and a cell phone.

I FEAR…
Gas station rest rooms.

I WISH…
The dog next door would put a sock in it already.

I ONCE ACCIDENTALLY…
Oh no you don't. I'm not admitting that here!

I NEVER…
Take myself too seriously-- or anyone else for that matter.

I’D KILL TO…
Spend the holidays with Rob. Okay, I wouldn't actually KILL to do it...

I MISS…
Horseback riding. When I was a kid I was convinced I'd get a horse when I grew up...but I also wanted to live in a house made entirely of ginger bread. There's a chance I didn't think things through...

I'M LOATHE TO ADMIT…
I own the movie "Stick It". (Don't waste your money, I'll send you my copy for free).

I’LL NEVER FORGIVE…
Life is too short not to forgive. When I stop making mistakes, I'll stop forgiving others for theirs.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

What's all the racket?!

Yesterday I had the "opportunity" to play raquetball with Micah. I have a few years under my belt thanks to my old Sentara buddy, Karen, so I figured what the heck?
Okay, somewhere between the ages of 23 and 26 I have gotten OLD! Today my back is sore, my legs are sore, and my feet feel like I must have played barefoot. It was great to play competitively though (I know, Me? Competitive? Never.) I've never been the girly girl who tried to sit out in gym class because she's afraid of the ball. Micah seemed to enjoy the game (I let him win...sort of..okay not really). So it looks like we're going to make this a weekly occurrence. In which case, I should probably start saving up for one of those electric wheelchairs....

5 more days until we move back in! I think the Guenther's cats are lighting candles and keeping vigil in anticipation for the moment when Scout no longer patrols their hallways looking for 'playmates'.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Frequently Asked Questions

K, I'm getting a lot of emails and phone calls from friends and family to find out where Rob is, what I'm up to, and how we're doing. So, here are some updates for you guys:

- Rob has landed in Iraq. He's "safe" (I don't think anywhere over there actually qualifies as safe, but whatever) and already hard at work. Some of his old pals from Maryland are there as well so at least there are some familiar faces. He has a mailing address so if anyone wants to send him letters/care packages, shoot me an email.
- More job interviews for me this week. Hooray. The recruiter I spoke with last week was REALLY excited. (Like "Too much coffee" excited). Should be an .... interesting interview.
- We are moving back in to our house on Sunday! I know this is not "new" news, but I'm happy to have something to be excited about. So yeah, it makes the list.
- We're doing "fine". I don't know really how else to say it. Obviously we're not like "THIS NEW TURN OF EVENTS IS AMAZING!!!!" We miss each other, and things are stressful, but we'll survive. All of the craziness that's occured in our first year of marraige has made us stronger. We're finding that these days, situations that would make other people tear their hair out in frustration just makes us throw our heads back and laugh. Life is life. It isn't always fair, but it consistently beats the alternative.

The hottest man alive mentioned he was going to try and update on here soon... I don't know when, but stay tuned!

Thursday, November 02, 2006

And another politician bites the dust

By now everyone has heard about John Kerry committing carreer suicide with a realllly tasteless joke on Monday. But in case you missed it, this is what happened:

Monday, at a stop on the democratic campaign tour for Phil Angelides, John Kerry said this to a group of California Students, "You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."

There isn't really much I can say that won't make me sound like a pissed off Marine wife. Lucky for me, the Marines have a much better response...

Going, Going, Gone.

Yep. So Rob left this morning...and it sucked. It wasn't a huge surprise - this is the third time we've been through this and it doesn't get easier, but you do get somewhat used to it. So, instead of talking about how sad I am and depressing all of us, I figured we'd go for something happier. Keep reading - I swear it gets happier...

We actually got to spend Halloween together this year. Not a big deal to most people, but this is the farthest into fall he's stayed since we've known eachother, so yeah, we were pretty stoked. We found a Haunted Hay Ride in the country and dragged Laura with us. It was hysterical, complete with the fake chain saw guy and headless horseman.




Anyway, thanks again for all the supportive calls and emails. We truly appreciate you guys! We had a great last few days together. Rob should be landing in Germany sometime in the next five hours and I'll do my best to keep you guys updated.

Sunday, October 29, 2006

This is most likely our last day with internet until I get back to Maryland...so...I think this will be us signing off as "team Townley" until Rob gets back next Spring. We had a great weekend in Virginia, took a drive out to Colonial Williamsburg



and came home for "Christmas Dinner" with the family.


Thanks for checking in with us while we've been getting ready for the deployment, and keep Rob in your prayers!

Friday, October 27, 2006

The boys are back in town

Our renters have found a new property! They are giving us the 12th of November as a tentative date for vacancy! (!!!) This said, I am officially taking volunteers (re: begging my friends) to help us (re: me and Scout) move back in. (Scout never does any heavy lifting). Anyway, I don't know what day of the week the 12th is... but if you're free - there will be free pizza and beer/soda available to anyone with nothing better to do. And knowing the Guenthers, we'll have a Dance Dance Revolution tournament at then end to break in the 'new' place... and say hi to Rita the only way we know how.

Woohoo! One crisis down!

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Same old Song and Dance

Well the Marines have finally given us a hard date for Rob's deployment; Nov 1. A little late in the game, but still nice to know anyway. In addition they are keeping us warm at night with a new false hope. The new words of wisdom from above:
If the deployment gets delayed for some reason and has not taken off by 15 November, the deployment will be permanently cancelled.
Their reasoning being that deploying any later than 15 Nov will not be worth the time it takes to get spun up and then transition for the new team that replaces them in March.
Now, call me crazy, but if we're at a point where 15 days is going to make or break the entire functionality of the deployment... have we MAYBE not thought the whole deployment through in the first place? I would assume (because this is what I was told) that the only reason they are even calling these guys in at the eleventh hour is because the Marines can't function with the team they already deployed.
So imagine my surprise to find out that not only could the current team survive without them... but the new guys will be just another 15 mouths to feed if they can't show up before 15 November.


I'm really glad our nation isn't run by complete idiots.

Monday, October 23, 2006

Other Updates... just to show we care

So, we're back in Carolina... I have a LOT of time on my hands today while Rob is starting the check out process, so I figured I'd update some stuff that fell by the wayside lately.... and of course as always, I have pictures.

1.) Rob and I had a great 1st anniversary... we stayed in some uppity hotel in Baltimore and had a fantastic dinner at the Helmand; which is also the restaurant where we ate on our first date. This will make me sound 100 years old, but after all the craziness lately, it was nice to have a quiet night out together.


2.) Laura and Micah took us out for our "farewell dinner" in Columbia.

3.) a little more driving to VA




4.) This past weekend Rob ran in the Race for the Cure in Virginia Beach. It was freeeeeezing! I didn't run this one -- it was too early in the morning and we've been way too tired, but I went to support. I always like the races that serve as fund raisers for a good cause. It was very grounding to see so many women who have/are currently fighting breast cancer out there supporting each other. Events like this tend to restore my faith in humanity.



P.S. The pink bandana around his knee is the trademark of Race for the Cure. Each year they have a new one and it's pretty customary to wear it on race day.

Okay, well that's about it. Rob just called and is on his way home to take me out to lunch. The only other update I have is that we're pretty sure he's leaving either Monday or Tuesday of next week. Thanks again for all of your prayers! Catch you on the flip!

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Interviewing for the future

Okay. So now we're in Maryland...yes, again. I just got through my second of two interviews. I remember when I first got out of college, I went to about 500 interviews (slight exaggeration) for "entry level" positions and I'd sit across from my potential hiring manager sweating and praying that they would pick me over the 100 other college grads sitting in the waiting area.
Times they are a-changing. Now that my resume has more on it than my name and "PLEASE HIRE ME" in bold (yes, that's a joke) it's a little easier to get companies to take an interest in me.
Rob and I have been super frustrated with the last two months...the false promises from the military, moving 400 miles away and then turning around to move back, leaving the security of my job, etc. We couldn't understand why our prayers for guidance weren't being answered (i.e. we would have NEVER moved had we known Rob was going to deploy). But my Dad made a really good point the other day-- Leaving my job to move to NC with Rob gave us 2 full months to spend together with no work-related interruptions. We have GREAT tenants who've agreed to give us our home back, and now I'm finding out through interviews that I'm worth more than I would have given myself credit for had I just stayed with my old company. Now I know all of this is happening because we have prayed so hard about each decision - and had terrific friends and family supporting and praying right along with us. Seeing the whole picture come together has been an amazing experience.

We have about 10 days before Rob deploys. As usual, we'll be up and down the East Coast getting everything squared away-- but I must say, I'm feeling much more confident about the next 5 months knowing that God is handling this.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

on the road again...

So for those of you keeping track, we left North Carolina yesterday and are now visiting my parents in Virginia. We were hoping to spend a few days here with them but I just (literally JUST) got a call to come interview tomorrow afternoon for a company back in Maryland. (This is goooood news....bad timing, but good news). So it looks like we'll be back on 95 tomorrow morning. Shocking, I know. To those of you in the area that we promised to visit, we'll be back this weekend.
If you need me I'll be gassing up the jeep...

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Amy Steinberg Rocks, or Fun times at WalMart.

Like the title? It's like a "choose your own adventure" novel

So...we're back in NC again for the moment. You never know where those Townleys will turn up next, huh? Last night we went back to the Juggling Gypsy hookah bar in Wilmington to see Amy Steinberg, an indie singer/songwriter about whom we knew absolutely nothing. Though we had to leave the performance a little early, Amy was awesome. One of the best new talents we've seen, and totally down to earth. She chatted with us for a while before the set (I think she needed to talk to someone, ANYONE, since she's been in the car touring for longer than she'd like)...very cool lady. Seriously folks, check her out (shamless plug - http://www.myspace.com/amysteinberg). Something akin to Ani Difranco meets the Indigo Girls with a little funk thrown in for good measure.

Anyhow, so more fun in Jacksonville (say it with a French accent and it sounds better). The other day I bought some lettuce at Wal Mart, only to take it home and find it infested with aphids. Nasty little crawly buggers. So, we took the receipt and tainted produce back the next morning more than anything to ensure that other people don't buy the rest of the bad batch of lettuce. I spoke to someone in the produce department about it, and they took the lettuce from me and told me to just go get another one. Yeah...I had to go get another one to show them that I CAN'T BUY ANOTHER ONE BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL INFESTED. So, 20 minutes and a conversation with the manager later, they pulled all the lettuce from the shelves. Another 20 minutes in line at customer service, and we had our two dollars and forty-eight cents that the lettuce cost back in our pocket. We went back to WalMart yesterday to get some milk, and just thought to check up on the lettuce to see if we could buy some. Yeah, they put out the SAME lettuce, still shot through with bugs. So again, we yelled at the produce manager who immediately pulled the lettuce from the shelves. I'm sure the same stuff will be back on sale tomorrow. We're not buying veggies from WalMart anymore. I would write the management a letter, but I really think it would fall on deaf ears.

Friday, October 13, 2006

Love that drive on I-95

So... here we are again in North Carolina. (yay. hooray. yawn.) We drove in last night, watched the new episode of Grey's Anatomy with our neighbors (loved it), followed by the movie, Prairie Home Companion (not so much). Rob and I listen to NPR all the time on the road so we had great expectations for the Prairie Home Companion movie. Yeah. I thought it was boring...Rob fell asleep... good times.
Anyway, so I have no idea how long we're down here for -- hopefully just the weekend, but there is always the chance that we'll stay until Rob actually deploys. The new (ever-changing) window of deployment is now between 28 October - 1 November. This is the closest we've gotten to the Holidays since I've known Rob. In fact, I've been meaning to keep you guys updated with our activities, but people have been taking us out everywhere and I just haven't had time until now.
We actually had a "Thanksgiving/Christmas Holiday Meal" the other night with a bunch of our friends. We made all the stuff Rob's missed out on for the past few years - turkey, stuffing, pumpkin cake, hot apple cider, etc. and we all spent the evening playing board games, etc. It was something out of the fall catalogue of LL Bean or American Eagle.. you get my drift. It was a reminder to us that we can celebrate more than just Thanksgiving, Christmas, etc. Friends (and sisters) like ours are priceless. In case we didn't say it enough- thanks for a great week you guys!

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Happy One Year Anniversary!

That's right, folks, one year ago today the coast guard was evacuating our flooded chapel in Yorktown, VA as we were tying the knot. Everyone kept saying that three days of terrential downpour was a sign of a REALLY happy marriage and so far, they have been right.
And so, my (abbreviated) list of why I'm looking forward to a lifetime as Boy Wonder's wife.
1.) You will try anything once (re: Tango lessons)
2.) You still laugh at 'short jokes'...and 'Batman and Robin' jokes...
3.) You are the road trip master. And you always let me take naps... MonkEH.
4.) You remember the little things... like where I left my cell phone or how I like my eggs cooked
5.) You're my favorite gym buddy
6.) You sleep next to the ruler of FIDGET LAND and you never get mad.
7.) You sing in the car.
8.) Because "I'm a diamond diamond"
9.) You call me every chance you get whenever you're deployed.
10.) Because I'm SO not perfect, and you love me anyway.

I love you, Rob! Thanks for marrying me!!


A picture of the happy couple before playing laser tag the other night....


















This is our laser tag 'war paint'
And this is us apparently torturing Scout into a big, cheesy family hug

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Trailer Park(ing)

So, if you ever enter the wonderful land of truck rental and they ask if you'd like to buy their $60 insurance, you should always answer with a resounding "yes". If you don't , you just never know... you COULD one day forget to check the trailer hitch which then MIGHT come unhinged in a residential neighborhood, and then POSSIBLY veer off and hit a parked car.




I'm just sayin'.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

M to the D

So, we're back in MD. After packing up our Penske truck and driving through the night to MD I literally feel like those people who live "in a van down by the river". Luckily we have awesome friends, Adam and Jess, who are housing us until Rob has to be back in NC for the deployment (insert curse words). That's right, in addition to them taking my husband for yet ANOTHER holiday season, we get to drive all the way back to NC for them to do it. Hopefully sometime soon after that our home will be ready and we can move back in. I really hate moving.
Scout is happy to be a Maryland pup again. I'm pretty sure he doesn't give a rip where we live anymore as long as he doesn't have to sit in the car for 8+ hours every weekend.
Anyway, for those of you who've been asking; that's all we have going on for now. We're up here until the 10th. Which gives us JUST enough time to celebrate our ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY ON THE 8TH!!.
Team Townley, signing out.

Saturday, September 30, 2006

One Less Thing To Pack

Our coffee maker turned in it's resignation last night... all over the counter. Rob and I immediately decided to head out for a replacement. (Those of you who think we're nuts must not know our coffee addiction). Two department stores later we decided we'd let Starbucks treat us for the next few days. It's one less thing that will break in the U-haul.
Ahh, fun with the Townleys

Thanks for all your supportive comments, you guys. It's a safe bet that I'll be making the rounds this winter. :-)

Friday, September 29, 2006

aaaand we're back

Okay, I have no idea what happened to our blog over the past two days. Great timing, considering all the nonsense going on with us. Sorry about that guys- Jessi, thanks for hooking us back up.

Updates on us: We are working on moving back up to MD. Our renters have secured their place in heaven (as far as we're concerned) by allowing us to move back into our home after having lived there for just 2 months. And between our family and our Bible study, we have been blessed with amazing people helping us afford moving all over the east coast without declaring bankruptcy. To everyone else who reads our blog, thanks so much for your moral support. Deployments suck.

Scout remains remarkably unaffected by all the news. I think it's due to a new addition to his toys that I know WE didn't buy him.... Jessi and Adam... does THIS look familiar?

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

There just are no words

Well, now that we've effectively moved our entire lives down here to NC, the Marines have decided to throw us yet another curve ball. (Apparently we look bored.) Rob is deploying. To Iraq. According to Captain ("swear word") and his crew of (additional swear words) he will be leaving in mid to end of October.
We now are faced with using the next few weeks NOT to spend time together, no, we're working on relocating me BACK up to Maryland so that I can return to my job, our church, friends, etc. Keep in mind that each move costs upwards of $700 and we JUST got here. We're hoping we can get our home back - even though we just got renters back in July. Yes, things are exciting.
Anyway, we could use prayers.
To those of you who enjoy hating us and visit only to leave rude comments, show some class and let this go.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Wal-Mart - the entertainment center!

We had a super fun experience at Wal-Mart yesterday... (Rob and I are learning to appreciate Wal-Mart. Even though we hate it. It's literally the only grocery store around here). I understand that it's the "One Stop Shopping" center of the universe, it's just that the "one stop shopping" is exactly the problem. It is not this super-convenient, stress free shopping experience that Wal-Mart commercials convey. It's pandemonium. Getting out of the bread aisle to move on to the cereal aisle is like changing lanes on 495 during rush hour; It ain't happening unless you cut someone off. Which happens a lot around there...And then people get emotional about whose shopping cart will go first. We don't really shop the other side as much aside from running over to pick up shampoo or toothpaste because it's always stocked with at least 15 screaming children. (Those of you who are parents, I realize sometimes there's nothing you can do- kids scream, and life continues. But dang.)
My favorite experience so far happened yesterday. Because Wal-Mart is the only grocery store around, the parking lot is ALWAYS packed. It's not unusual to see cars parked up on the grass, blocking other cars, etc. (hey, we didn't say it was a classy place) But it did strike us as odd that a '98 Chevy Tahoe felt the need to quad-park. Now, overlooking the fact that quad-parking is an asinine thing to do in the first place, and that this guy's car is the same age as my high school diploma- You really want to do that at Wal-Mart where people named "Bubba" and "Big Jim" have to park on the grass because your car is taking up four spaces?
I realllly wanted to stick around and watch the fireworks when Captain Chevy Tahoe emerged from the store, but we had freezer stuff....

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Oh, Delaware!


As you may have surmised (check out THAT $5 word), this past weekend we went to Delaware for my Uncle Nick's wedding. It was at the DuPont mansion/country club which was gorgeous. Plus, whenever you get more than 4o Kukich's around, you know you're in for a good time. This was the first time since my Dad's retirement that we saw EVERYONE though and that was almost as crazy as the fact that my Grandma packs Sclivovits (spelling? Eh, you wouldn't know either way) in her purse.
*Sclivovits is a Serbian alcoholic beverage. I don't know too much about the Serbian customs...even though I am Serbian, but I know that this stuff shows up at just about every big Kukich event and everyone takes a shot of it...and it tastes like lighter fluid. Anyway, good times this weekend, it was great to see everyone! Congrats Uncle Nick and Sharon!
Stay tuned for pics of the cousins who like to party:
Laura and Micah
Dustin, Kimmie, Alex
Christine, and Us!