Ever since high school I've always had the tendency to mess with those calling or texting to the my number but searching for somebody else (thanks to the Holmes family) . I know it is sophomoric, but I wasn't even trying to mess with this guy named Brock who has texted looking for Kim a couple of times over the past few days. Below is the transcript of our exchanges. I know, I was pretty rude but talk about dumb and dumberer. I should have have messed with this guy a lot more. What would you have said?
[text 9:29] Hi Kim
[text 9:29] This is Brock
[me 9:34] Wrong #. No Kim here.
[brock 9:34] what
[brock 9:35] ok
[brock 9:35] who is this
[me 9:36] Brock. Now your getting personal. I'm the guy you are bothering.
[brock 9:38] Ok bye.
[brock 9:44] Is this really not Kim
[me 9:50] Of course not. Bro, Kim must have fed you a fake number. What are you 17?
[brock 10:16] No how old are you
[me 10:28] Just playin' with you broc. How u been?
[brock 10:41] Good you
[brock 10:42] Do you know Joy or Mike Heinrich?
[me 10:47] Nope, probably cause I'm really not Kim. Sorry still just playing with you. You definitely aren't 17. Maybe 58? Anyway, it is late, no?
[brock 10:49] what then who is this
[brock 10:49] ya right
[me 10:52] I hope Kim appreciates your persistence when you do find him/her. I am the guy with this phone # that you been buggin' now for days.
brock 10:53] What is your first name at least
[me 10:56] and why on earth would I give that to some old stranger named Brock?
[brock 10:57] Oh my gosh just tell me
[me 10:58] You are getting creepy now.
[brock 10:59] please
[me 11:03] Wait, I know Mike and Joy Heinrich. Weren't they jailed at the point of the mtn for selling crack?
[brock 11:04] who is this
[me 11:06] I'm the guy who is being harassed by the crack snorting friend of Mike and Joy Heinrich.