randomness
I bitch slapped a policeman because it felt good
MONTH YOU WERE BORN IN:
Jan-i beat up
Feb-i kicked
Mar- i raped
Apr-i kissed
May-i slept with
Jun-i killed
Jul-i pretended to be
Aug-i lied to
Sep-i bitch slapped
Oct-i had sex with
Nov-i confessed my love to
Dec-i was raped by
DATE YOU WERE BORN ON:
1- a tree
2-my science teacher
3-my cousin
4-the bagala
5-the police
6-a gay
7- my Bro
8-my maid
9-a girl i know
10-a cat
11-my enemy
12-the cleaner
13-the principal
14-my best friend
15-my crush
16-a guy on the net
17-my sch principle
18-my uncle
19-a lesbian
20-a homo
21-a policeman
22-spon gebob
23-my best friend's bf/gf
24-a frog
25-my girlfriend
26-a gangster
27-paris hilton
28-his ass
29- a donkey
30-An Emo
31-myself
FAVOURITE COLOUR:
red- Becasue we both were HOT
orange-because i was bored
yellow-becaUSe i intened to
green-Because we love each other
blue-becaus e i was insane
purple-bca use i was high
pink-bcause it felt good
black-bcause i'd do anything
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Okay this is called 50 FIRST
REACTIONS..
type what comes to your
mind first whenever you hear these 50
words. Don't think and don't go back
and change. Doesn't matter how random
just type it!
1. Beer: beer belly
2. Food: hungry
3. Relationships: impt
4. Your crush: dun have.. but reminds me of the "michelle" thing... laughs
5. Power Ranger: no life
6. Life: short
9. The President: politics.
10. Yummy: SUBWAY
11. Cars: when m i gonna get 1?
12. Movie: HAIRSPRAY
13. Halloween: Jack-o-lantern
14. Sex: male!
15. Religion: political manipulation
16. Friendster: PENG YOU
17. Fear: lonely
18. Marriage: problems
19. Blondes: HAWT
20. slippers: give me sores between toes
22. Asians: me
23. Past time: LOVE DANCE
24. One night stands: bad
25: Cell Phone: I WANT THE UNUSED NOKIA express music 310 i tink
27: Smoke: eww
28: fantasy: not prejudiced world
29: COLLEGE: PRINCETON,CALIFORNIA,USA
30: Highschool Life: USA
31. Pyjamas: stupid
32. Stars: wishes
33. Fitness Center: healthy weight loss
34. Alcohol: COCKTAIL
37. Money: brokeness
38. Heartache: ouch
39. Time: flies
40. Divorce: commitments shudnt be made if they werent gonna be kept..
41. Dogs: dunno
42. Family: sometimes good
43. Boyfriend: i'd love to have 1 hahaha
44. Girlfriend: always having fun together ( GIRL - FRIENDS )
45. University: same as college
46. ?
47. Love at first sight: dunno
48. Virgin: pure
49. Friends: great people
50. LOVE: is trials and tribulations u go thru with one special person.
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30 secrets About Yourself. Be honest
no matter what.
[One] Who was your last text from?
- wesley
[Two] Where was your default picture
taken?
- china
[Three ] What's your FULL name?
- TEOH YI YANG
[Four ] Your current status?
- single...and staying that way
[ Five ] What is your current mood?
- slpy.
[Six ] How old are you?
- 14.
[Seven] If you could go back in time
and change something, would you?
- yeaaa.... not taking up the offer to go to new york and study when i was 12
[Eight ] What's your favorite color/s?
- pink..
[Nine ] Ever had a near death
experience?
- i dun tink so..
[Ten] Something you do a lot?
- online
[ Eleven] Who can you tell ANYTHING
to?
- my friends... esp. girl - friends... they always understand...
[ Twelve ] Name someone with the same
birthday as you.
- i unno...
[ Thirteen] If you could have one
super power what would it be?
- manipulation of the forces of nature
[Fourteen] What's the first thing
you notice about the opposite sex?
- bitch level..
[ Fifteen] Favorite season?
- Winter.
[Sixteen] Do you still watch kiddy
movies or tv shows?
- uh huh.. but my cartoon channels are revoked.. :(
[Sevente en ] What are you eating or
drinking at the moment?
- air
[Eighteen] What language do you
speak?
- English, chinese
[Nineteen] Describe your life in one
word.
- BOOOOOOOOOOOOORING
[Twenty] Do you have any tattoos?
- noooooooooooo!
[Twenty- one ] Who was the last person
you hung out with?
- aha zhengda and beneneh... ahha
[Twenty-two ] What are you thinking
about right now?
- abt 210'07
[Twenty-three] What should you be
doing?
- slping
[Twenty-four] Who was the last
person that made you upset?
- myself...
[Twenty-five] What are you listening
to?
- Flipside...
[Twenty -six ] Do you like working in
the yard?
- ?!
[Twe n ty-se ven] Who is with you?
- my tablet
[Twen ty- eight] Do you act different
around the person you like?
- a lil maybe?
[Twen t y-nin e] What is your natural
hair color?
- black going blonde mannnn.. ahah.
[ Thirty] Last time you were really
happy?
- just...
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EMOTION TEST : DONT CHEAT
1. Your favorite color(red,
blue,black, green and yellow)
Answer: blue
2. Your first initial?
Answer: T
3. What month were you born in?
Answer: September
4. Which color do you like more:
-black or white?
Answer: black
5. Name one of your friend?
Answer: Michelle
6. Your favorite number?
Answer: 35
7. Do you like flying or driving more?
Answer: Flying
8. Do you like a lake or the ocean
more?
Answer: Lake
9. Think of a wish, but don't
write it.
********* ***REVELATION******* *****
1. If you choose:
Red- You are alert and your life is
full of love.
Black - You are conservative and
aggressive.
Green- Your soul is relaxed
and you are laid back.
Blue- You are spontaneous and love
kisses and affection from the ones you
love and give good advice to those who
are down.
Yellow - You are a very happy person.
2. If you're initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and
friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy your life to
the maximum & your love life is
soon to blossom.
S-Z You like to help others and your
future love life looks very good.
3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well
for you and you will discover that
you fall in love with someone totally
unexpecte d.
April-June : You will have a strong
love relationship that will last
forever.
July-Sept:You will have a great year
and will experience a major life-
changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec : Your love life will be
great, and eventually you will find
your soul mate.
4. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a
different direction, it will seem hard
at the time but will be the best
thing for you, and you will be glad
for the change.
White : You will have a friend who
completely confides in you and would
do anything for you, but you may not
realize it.
5. This person is your best friend.
6. This is how many true friends you
have in your lifetime.
7. If you choose:
Flying: You like adventure.
Driving: You are a laid back person.
8. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends
and your lover and yourself are very
reserved and not emotional.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like
to please people but have many emotions
9. This wish will come true only if
you repost this:
"Emotion-test. Don't cheat!!"
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39 :) ahah.. super romantic... ahah
DINT CHEAT I ANTICIPATED WHAT WAS THE QUESTION 9 FOR AHAHH SO I LEFT IT EMPTY
How romantic you are
1. WHAT SHADE OF HAIR DO YOU HAVE?
a) Dark.x
b) Light
2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT TO:
a) Go to a party?
b) Go out to eat?x
3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR OUT OF:
a) Baby-Pink.
b) Yellow.
c) black.
d) Turquoise.x
4. PICK YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBY OUT
OF:
a) Surfing.
b) Skate-Boarding.
c ) Skiing.x
5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUT OF THE
FOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD IT BE?
a) Louis Vuitton.
b) coach.
c) against all odds.x
6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE OUT OF
THE FOLLOWING?
a) Hawaii.x
b) London.
c) FLorida.
7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU RATHER GO
TO:
a) The Beach?x
b) Somewhere Cooler?
8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH?
a) January.
b) February.
c) March.
d) April.
e) May.
f) June.
g) July.
h) August.
i) September.x
j) October.
k) November.
l) December.
9. WOULD YOU RATHER:
a) Chill at home.
b) Go out with friends.x
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE
INSTRUM ENT OUT OF:
a) Guitar.x
b) Bass guitar.
c) Drums.
d) The Triangle.
11) NAME A PERSON OF THE
OPPOSITE SEX
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==== NOW MAKE A WISH! ====
**ANSWER S**
1. a. dark= sexy [5points] /
b. light = sweet [2 points]
2. a. go to a party = playful [2
points] /
b. go out to eat = romantic [5
points]
3. a. baby-pink = cute [2] /
b. yellow = loud [3]
c. black = emo [5]
d. turquoise = sexy [5]
4. a. surfing = active [2] /
b. skateboarding = determined [2]
c. skiing = daring [5]
5. a. Louis Vuitton = tasteful
[7]
b . coach = laid back [2] /
c. againt all odds = stylish [5]
6. a. hawaii = you like being
around
p eople [2]
b. L.. = You are quiet, and like
the
cold [2]
c. florida = You like to party!
[5] /
7. a. beach = tan, likes the sun
[5] /
b. somewhere cooler = pale and
original [2]
8. a. January = popular [5]
b. February = lovely [2]
c. March = loud [2]
d. April = playful [5]
e. May = happy [5]
f. june = chills a lot [5]
g. July = smooth [2]
h. August = fun [5]
i. September = quiet [2]
j. October = out-going [2]
k. November = pimpin' it [5]
l. December = warm [2] /
9. a. home = quiet, romantic [5]
b. go out with friends =crazy
[5] /
10. a. guitar = eye-catching [5]
b. bass-guitar = mellow [2]
c. Drums = loud [2] /
d. Triangle = crazy [5]
11. This person will fall in
love with
you!
SCORES!!!!
UP TO 17= LOUSY GET A LIFE MAN
18-20= OKEY
21-35 = Rather ROMANTIC
36+ = SUPER ROMANTIC... YOU ROCK !
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1. If I looked on your bed,what would
I find?
- 2 pillow 2 blanket and a teddy bear
2. Do you go to the bathroom with the
door open or closed?
- CLOSED! like duhhhh
3. Are your socks folded in your
drawers, or just thrown in?
- folded
4. What made your day today?
- having friends over
5. Are you a cuddler?
- meaning?
6. Last group of people you hung out
with?
- 210ners
7 . Something that happened today that
made you angry?
- LIL PEOPLE CAME
8. What were u doing before this
survey?
- more quizzies
9. What will you be doing
after this survey?
- looking at my blog
10. Marriage or living together?
- none...
11. What are you wearing right
now?
- some black tee and 3 quats
13. Does delabeling a beer bottle mean
you are sexually frustrated?
- nooooooo
14. Do you talk about your feelings or
hide them?
- talk
15. Is there something you regret
- yea... stated up there
16. First thing you do when you wake
up?
- go back to slp for anth while
17. Last person you told you love
them?
- zhengda... told michelle i loved almost everyone from 210
18. Kiss with your eyes open or closed?
- closed... its magical
20. Last argument you got into?
- with michelle... abt some stupid thing ahahaha ytd
21. Do you tend to rip the paper off
water bottles?
- ?!
22.Whats one thing about the girl/boy
you like?
- i like many haha HE'S HAWTT...ahah and she's sweet
23. When you shut off your alarm
clock, do you tend to fall back
asleep?
- all the time baby...
24.If you were given the chance to take
care of a monkey for a weekend, would
you?
- NOOOOOO
25 . What is the current advertisement
on the side of the page?
- lols im not on friendster..
26. What are you looking forward to in
the next few months?
- NEW YEAR...
27. When will you turn 50?
- in 36 years
28. Are you ticklish?
- not reall
29. Where do you wish you were right
now?
- usa
30.What song are you currently
listening to?
- Welcome to the black parade
31. Have you ever passed out from
drinking?
- no
32.If you caught your significant other
cheating on you what would you do?
- listen and a 2nd chance but repeated? breakup
33. What time did you wake up
this morning?
- i unno
34.Do you have any cousins?
- yea
35. What makes you laugh?
- funny people and myself :)
36. Who was the last person you talked
to on the phone?
- i unno
37. What is the worst subject they
teach in school?
- any humanities
38. Where do you plan on living when
you grow up?
- usa
39 . What was your dream this
morning?
- lols about something stupid.. been watching tooooo much anime
random stuff from friendster... :)