You have GOT to be fucking KIDDING!!!

http://www.peta.org/sea_kittens/

Our friends at PETA have begun a new campaign - to rename fish "sea kittens" because, "nobody would hurt a a sea kitten!"

Seriously ... sea kittens?

Heh ...

I kill "sea kittens" for sport - although I guess you'd really have to call them "River kittens" or "Creek kittens" or sometimes "Pond kittens." Trouble is, when you throw an actual kitten into one of these bodies of water, people frown on you and try to attack you!

I think PETA's stupidity could breed additional stupidity as people will be so confused over which kitten is which that they'll try to throw all of 'em into the water, causing the Great Kitten Civil War and destroying the nation in a paroxism of kitten-defending/dunking gunplay.

Nope, PETA's true goal here is clear: to undermine the government by confusing stupid people, thus causing the war. I say we tie PETA in plastic bags and throw them over bridges - that way they can go play with their "Sea kittens."

New career for C-4!

If you haven't seen "Livin' the Low Life" on Speed, you're missing out on a treat - sawheeeeeet! low riders, some great videography and the hotness that is Vida Guerra, although I think C-4 could probably do a better job - bikinis and guns!

I Told You So!!!!!

They're coming!!!!! Get your Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit© ready!!!

Um ... Yer kidding, right?

FLOTUS duds get backlash

Alright ... this is ridiculous. The first lady didn't wear clothing by a black designer so she's "snubbed the African American community?"

Give me a freakin' break! She wore clothing by non-caucasian designers - pointedly so - and SHE is black! OK? You're missing the freaking point here! It doesn't matter what the fuck she wore! SHE IS BLACK!!!

Someone shoot these morons, please?!!?!?!

Inauguration Day

Well, I predeicted here that there would either be an assassination attempt or terrorist attack by now. I am glad neither has occurred.

I am curious to see how the next six months pans out, though. I fear one ot both of my predictions may still fulfill themselves ...

If not, GREAT! Let's see if our new president can actually change the system!

Apocalypse NOW?

The United States Congress is on YouTube. We're all going to die.