I

Have


RETURNED!!



:D:D:D

Weirdest Conversation Ever

This happened when we were celebrating my mum's birthday at Westwood.

In Hokkien.

And we happened to meet one of my parents' old colleagues (in her 50s). Lets just call her Friend.


Dad: So how are you?
Friend: Doing great! My daughter just had her first baby.. (you know the usual stuff)
Mum: Wah. Become grandma already hor?
Friend: Yalor. But just one grandchild only lar. (Looks at me) Eh! Your son so big already ar?!
Mum: Yup yup.
Friend:(Looks at mum) Wah, so long didn't see you liao meh. (smiling) Gonna be grandma soon la u!

Mum and Dad looks at me with eyes wide open.

Dad: He's only 16 la.
Friend: O.o

Peng.
Do I actually look that old?

Break in.

I was coming home with plans to go to the toilet, read up on something and maybe play some games online.



And came back home with a shock.

pretty orderly eh?

It caught me by surprise. Was that my doing? Or was it that of someone else? I had this weird feeling tugging at me to go upstairs though.



Lo, and behold, the great outdoors upstairs.












Panic. The first thing i did was to run into my room. Had my guitars been taken? My emergency money? The adrenaline just pumped its way into my mind like a water pump bursting under high pressure. It felt like the runner's high. Still mining my internal adrenaline drip, i made my way across the house from room to room, eventually reaching mine. Was i relieved to see that nothing (much) had been taken. However...





A stench filled my bedroom room. It filled the air with a stench that was enough to throw you off your senses. And then it hit me like a projectile accelerating at 5ms-2.


My mum had figured out that the guy actually did something because I never keep my valuables in my room.

Which, I guess, simply left the poor man frustrated sad and wanting to release his anger, he did what all dogs would do anywhere they went.

He peed on my clothes. Along with the book full of all my physics notes and reports which has caused many sleepless nights in my form 4 life AND my SPM reference books.

The total damage done by the simple act of peeing costed me about RM 72.

Talk about an expensive toilet. And there's me to spend 5 hours cleaning it up some more. Some people can't appreciate stuff by at least saying thank you.

Or someone should at least advice that robber to drink more water so his pee would be more transparent.

But then again, who would want to thank someone for washing their whole month's worth of laundry by hand?

Oh well.



Wondering what else was lost, I walked into my 8 year-old sister's room.

They raided a kid's room

Speaks pretty much for itself, doesn't it?

My little sister has always been the type who would save whatever money she got. To date, she probably has spent only less than RM5 in her primary school life.

Meaning to say that she lost her saved money worth over a hundred ringgit.

Talk about stealing money from a schooling kid.



Last room to go: The master bedroom.



Upon arrival, I was just awed shocked at what a dog robber can do to a bedroom.

Entrance

Instantly I grabbed the phone and called my dad. After what seemed like an hour, my dad arrived home (with my uncle and aunt) and scoured for any lost objects. It turned out that we hadn't lost anything much - just a printer and some gold (which unfortunately was my first gold pendant and my mum's wedding ring). You could've seen me skulking around in a corner (or perhaps work my buttocks off), crestfallen had I lost the bass. Thank God it was still there!


I have indeed seen many blessings through this. Thank God that I wasn't at home when they tried to break into the house, otherwise I could have sustained internal injuries! Ouch! My dad said that the first thing that came into his mind when I told him that our house had to be broken into was that "earthly possessions never last. Instead, keep looking upwards".

Praise the Lord!

p/s: Forgive me for my sarcastic remarks about the dog robber

Tagged again

Roland I'll get you for making me write long long long =p


THE SELF

[01] Name:
Kelvin

[02] Nickname:
Gorilla

[03] Marital status:
Single

[04] Zodiac Sign:
Taurus

[05] Gender:
XY

[06] Age:
16 years 5 months and 21 days

[07] High School:
SMK St. Joseph

[08] University:
Yet to know

[09] Height:
171cm

[10] Weight:
74kg

[11] Do you like yourself?:
Of course i do =p

[12] Piercings:
Nadda

[13] Right or left:
Righty

[14] Are you a freak?:
Hmm i wonder

[15] Hair:
Yellow under sunlight exposure =p

[17] Allergies:
Amoxillin, Penicillin and other medicine types under that particular family =p

[18] What are you doing now?:
Feeling really sleepy even though I'm going out for a movie in an hour, ruminating on whether i should give myself a slap in the face or get a glass of coffee

[19] What will you do 1 hour later?:
Go out

[20] What will you do 10 years later?:
Eat, breathe, sleep (hopefully)


THE FAMILY

[21] Living with? (Mother/father/parents):
Parents

[22] Siblings(included you):
2

[23] Eldest:
Me.

[24] Youngest:
My sis

[25] Love/hate your family:
Love ((:


THE LOVE

[26] Have you found your other half?:
I hope i have

[27] If yes, who is he/she:
This is too public

[28] If no, who do you want he/she to be:
her?

[29] Time(s) you were in a relationship:
Two

[30] Ever wooed a boy/girl? (0-100000):
What's a woo??

[31] Anyone wooed you before? (0-100000):
What?

[32] Did anything wrong to your other half?:
Uhh i dont get the form of the question

[33] What was/were the wrong(s) you had/have done?:
Anger

[34] Ever argued with your other half?:
Yep

[35] You were with your other half since:
Hmm..

[36] Are you straight or not?:
Bengkok. I mean lurus

[37] Reasons you love your other half:
she's nice

[38] You and your other half are in which stage?:
..

[39] Who wooed? Him/her or you?:
woo?

[40] Ever thought of marrying him/her?:
Yup


THE FRIENDS

[41] Your first best friend:
It used to be Allistair Adam

[42] Your first enemy:
Nada

[43] The friend you love the most:
I dont know. I love them all

[44] The enemy you hate the most (One only.):
Enemy?

[45] Your most beautiful girl friend:
The current one

[46] Your most handsome guy friend:
The one that doesn't puff out his cheeks and takes a mirror picture

[47] The kind of girl/woman you hate the most:
Those who really act like animals (in a way or another)

[48] The kind of boy/man you hate the most:
People who just talk bad about you for no apparent reason (while their noses are so high up in the air)

[49] Have you fallen in love with your close friend before?:
Heh.

[50] Your best friend is your ex-lover:
Nope.

[51] If your friend backstabs you:
Then i dont know

[52] If your friend betrays you:
What to do

[53] If your friend woos your lover:
Oh! I get what woo means now. I'll try to ignore him

[54] If your friend falls in love with you:
Cows can photosynthesise

[55] If you fall in love with your best friend:
Ahaha

THE STUDIES

[56] Are you a good student?:
Nope

[57] Have you always done your homeworks/assignments?:
No xD

[58] The teacher/tutor you love the most:
No idea

[59] Always late to school/college?:
Define late

[60] Your class:
Generally noisy, rasa-best dudes

[61] Do you love your seniors?:
Just a couple of them are great. The rest, bah.

[62] Senior whom you love the most:
A few of them actually

[63] Are your classmates good or bad?:
Bad =P

[64] Classmate with excellent results:
D'Teo

[65] Laziest classmate:
D'Ting


THE PEOPLE

[66] Smart people:
D'Teo

[67] Stupid people:
Those who have high-starch diets which cause them to produce more serotonin in their brains

[68] Good looking people:
I WANT I WANT!! *raises up hand and jumps up and down*

[69] Ugly people:
ME!!

[70] Funny people:
I'm blessed with a ton of them around me

[71] Cute people:
Refer to question 70

[72] Bad people:
Me

[73] Honest people:
Me

[74] Acting people:
Me

[75] What kind of person are you?:
I'm me.

[76] Lips or eyes?:
Eyes

[77] Hugs or kisses?:
Both?

[78] Shorter or taller:
Preferably shorter

[79] Hesitant or spontaneous:
Spontaneous

[80] Nice stomach or nice arms:
Kan they're linked?

[81] Listener or talker:
Both

[82] Romantic or rich:
Anything

[83] Good wife or good mother:
Both can?


THE FUTURE

[84] Age to get married:
Before 30

[85] Numbers of kid(s):
2-3

[86] Career:
Me likes med

[87] Salary:
Something that'll be enough for me to raise up my children comfortably

[88] Retirement age:
No idea

[89] Value of properties:
Listen to the Foochow mind...

[90] Wishes:
Lotsa them


THE TAGS

[91] EVERYONE who reads this (comment me if you do) =p

Tagged by twinny (no, not the one in KL)

6 people to tag:

1. Roland
2. Elaine
3. Daryl
   
4. Cassandra
   
5. Look-man
   
6. Cyril
   

6 things I'm passionate about

1. Singing even though i sound like frogger
   
2. Eating
   
3. Talking remedies
   
4. Playing the bass
   
5. Playing the piano
   
6. Playing the bass
   

6 things I say too often

1. hoo yeah
   
2. Right
   
3. like..
4. Err...
5. Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
6. yup
   

6 books I've read recently

1. The Rome Affair
   
2. Tell no one
3. Chemistry Form 4
   
4. Physics Form 4
   
5. Biology Form 4
6. Sejarah

It said recently.

6 songs I can listen to again and again

1. I know it
   
2. Dwell in Your House
   
3. Who am I
   
4. Voice of Truth
5. Awakening
   
6. Rebirthing

6 things I learnt in the past year:

1. More than I've ever learnt in my life
   

Fed up.

I'm sick of this.

"It"

It went badly. Big time. For a second there I thought I was a goner. It was something that I had no control of. Being down with a seriously heavy flu for 2 weeks before the exam didn't help.

"It is finished"


Things to look forward to:
1. The completion of my 200+ pages physics reports
2. Camp Empowered 08

School holidays soon. NOOOO!!!!!

Lord, give me the strength to not fall asleep, go insane, tear my hair out or walk around aimlessly in this undertaking. Amen.