Saturday, April 28, 2007

meta marah...[mata merah]

hello. this is parkland medical practical. how may i help u?
hello. i wanna make an appointment.
ok. what about 2.15 pm. is it ok?
i think it's fine.
well, what's ur surname?
salleh. S A L L E H.
ur given name?
nur adlina.N UR A D L I N A
good. do u have OHSC with u?
yeah. i have it.
ok. what's ur contact number?
043******5
that's all.
ok see u later....
tuuuuuttt...

2.10 pm...parkland medical practical
excuse me. i have an appointment at 2.15pm.
what's ur surname?
Salleh.
do u know which doctor u gonna meet?
nop.
can i have u id card please.
here.
ermm..sorry. we didn't accept uniSA student here.
huh??it is only for uni Adelaide student?
yeah...
allaaaa~~~~

kak pijah : pergi lah RAH...
aku : alahai..nk jumpe doc pn susah.
kak pijah : try tanya kak im.

tut tut tut....
kak im : awak pergi je dkt emergency. awak tao tak emergency kt mn?
aku : mn la sy penah masuk RAH.
kak im : ok. awak pergi main enterence n awak nmpak je emergency. klo x jumpe, kol akak.

RAH..counter emergency..
excuse me. i wanna see a doctor.
ok. what ur problem?
my eyes. can u see it? it's red. sometimes it become worse.
hmm...when this happen?
nearly a month.
hmm...i dont think it is a serious problem. do u have GP?
huh?GP?
do u know GP?
nop.
ok. i give u list of GP at Adelaide. u may see them. if here, u gonna wait for a very very long time.
laaaa. ok. give me GP list.
here.
thanks....

end up with bought eyedrop at my chemist n now it's getting better. [hopefully]
kalau la beli eyedrop 2 awl2....

Sunday, April 22, 2007

ketahanan fizikal teruji



Missa sport day 2007
magill campus
9.30am
21st april 2007
netball match
Group – yoyyo..(ade makne ke??)

sendi yg suatu ketika dahulu sentiasa di polish d gilap, jelas terserlah kilauan nye. As time goes on, tiada saat n ketika utk dgilapkn lg, sudah tibanya waktu pencen, so, dgn khadiran oxygen n h2o, maka terbentuklah SENDI III oxide. Smakin hari smakin menebal, n secara tiba2 sendi itu nk dpolishkn kembali, maka lactic acid pula mengambil tempat. Kehadiran yg amat memeritkan lg memedihkan, bertandang walopun untuk seketika cume, namun mampu untuk membuatkn sendi tak bergerak berhari-hari. Berguling, melayang, menerbang, menggelongsor, sume itu adalah aktiviti mem’polish sendi n tulang yg da berkarat. Walau bagaimanapon, kesan karat tidak dpt dihilangkn, kerana ia telah bersemadi kukuh di dasar rawan. Tiada apa nk disesalkn krn pulangannya bole tahan --> 2 pingan bihun gorem, epal ijau sebijik, air 3 gelas, key chain n da best is da cute mug.

Perit…~~~~sakit woo~~~
…amie, I need tukang urut….



best contestant aerobic: next year kite wat breakdance yer...so be prepared...hahahahahahah

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

kelantan seklate-klatenye....

rupa bakal anak aku
awk org mn ha?
teka. awk rs sy org mn?
selangor kot. xpon perak.
hmm...sy org kelantan.
xde rupe kelantan pon.
ape, org kelantan ade rupe tersendiri ke?
ade. org kelantan biasanyer kecik2, putih2, comey2..

haii~~~nk oyap aku dop comey ko..????!! arrghhh...key aku kecek klate stret key, terngago la pulok. biso dio bule kenal ore kg aku. aku sdiri pon kadey2 xleh cey. klo dgr kecek, insyaAllah tao. ade bao2 budu sket 2 gak...mmg sah!!!

klo tsam ade rupe kelantan.
hah??
baguh r kak lin. rupe ko rupe org kl..
xnak!!!aku ore klate. budu 2 mknn aku tao. bao budu pom aku bule cey.

lamo dop makey budu. mn la nk cari cni. sedap nyo, cicoh nga uley puyo pata. pah2 ikey bakar nga singge. yum yum~~~teley air lio ja la.

way back fr aldinga


mereka

kelantanese [baju ijau 2 x]

Friday, April 13, 2007

uncle yg sesat

how's ur journey girls?
ok. not bad.
can u sleep?
yep.

mlsnyer nk layan uncle ni. he looked nice but may b dgn mata yg x brape nk celik, so lyn x lyn je uncle ni.

if u all can't sleep, u can go down here n have a talk 'bout religion.
r u intersted with our religion?
yeah.im a muslim.

really didn't expect dat FIREFLY's driver is a muslim. what a surprise man!!it's easy 2 expect dat we're muslim bcoz of our scaft but guy, hmm....pretty hard.

Are u Australian?
no. im turkish. N u r?
Im Malaysian.
do u read koran?

what koran?

paim: yeah. we read it everynite.
uncle: how do u read it?in arabic language?
paim: yea. den we have translation in our language.
uncle: oooo...we read it in our language. so we can understand it better.

owh..al-quran ke....igtkn koran mnde...

do u know why u r wearing this??(by showing my ‘tudung’)
because we need to.

Cmne nk ckp suh tutup aurat ni…hish..~~

U know what, my daughter, my aunt didn’t wear it. Because we know that covered women juz in arab culture. There’s nothing in Koran ask women to covered their head.

Hai uncle ni nk tipu aku le tu. I wanna give him dalil, but that time I cant find any dalil. Ms skolah dulu, ye2 hafal. Now, I cant remember it, even one. Ya Allah ampunilah hamba-Mu. Ni dalil die:

يَـٰٓأَيُّہَا ٱلنَّبِىُّ قُل لِّأَزۡوَٲجِكَ وَبَنَاتِكَ وَنِسَآءِ ٱلۡمُؤۡمِنِينَ يُدۡنِينَ عَلَيۡہِنَّ مِن جَلَـٰبِيبِهِنَّۚ ذَٲلِكَ أَدۡنَىٰٓ أَن يُعۡرَفۡنَ فَلَا يُؤۡذَيۡنَۗ وَكَانَ ٱللَّهُ غَفُورً۬ا رَّحِيمً۬ا (٥٩)

Wahai Nabi, katakanlah kepada isteri2mu, anak2 perempuan mu, dan isteri org2 mukmin, “hendaklah mereka menutup jilbab mereka ke seluruhan tubuh mereka.” Yg demikian itu agar mereka lebih mudah dikenali, sehingga mereka tidak diganggu. Dan Allah maha pengampun dan penyayang.
al-ahzab:59

Terang tang2 kene pakei tudung. Xkhatam quran uncle ni. Da tu blagak pandei la plk.

N u noe the other thing. Covered women are free women and uncovered women are slaves. This is only in their culture. If u r covered, ppl noe dat u r free. If u not, u r slave. Dat’s y I didn’t ask my daughter covered their head bcos it is not our culture. It’s Arabic. N u r Malaysian. U r not Arabic.

Hai…nk suh aku bkk tudung ke. Sorry man. Although im not wearing proper jilbab, don’t u ever think 2 putar belit my aqidah. Klo nk sebar ajaran sesat pn, it’s not me. Byk la uncle 2 crite. Psl mknn halal. He said dat halal is bullshit. Bcos America create halal. N they make bullshit with halal sign. So whenever u saw halal, it’s bullshit. He never eat at halal restaurant, or whenever he saw halal, bcos he knows dat halal is bullshit. Den, he always eat at non-halal la..what a stupid man. Den he told me bout the story of khalif umr. Yea, im jus listening without any feeling. I noe, dat’s gonna be a lie. He told dat one day, a slave woman, came to mosque. She’s covered. Umr came, he pulled her jilbab n beated her. Everyone noe dat umr was da most garang khalif, but did he do dat??im not gonna believe u la man. Don’t make a tale story here laa….what a sesat uncle..!!!!

Thursday, April 5, 2007

katok ooo katok

maghi wei oghe kapom sumo, kito pakak2 tengok katok. bukey nok oyap darak katok, tp gak, katok ni memey ganah r. katok kapom kawe tadop hok lagu ni. klo ado katok lagu ni dale jambe umh kawe, memey g jual r katok 2. bule wat pitih sikik sebanyok. ni dop, hok ado dale jambe skalo katok2 glenya. hoo~~ brehi sungguh duk dale jambe. gherey nok kenyek. tym nk wat projek besa, tym 2 la dio duk nyepa tepi dinding. memey kakah dop malu lasum. bukenyo tao nok tutup mato. koho luah kalih dio bukok mato. kalo jupo ke kawe memey tobak masuk dale lubey jambe la katok 2. dop pom kno henja nga batey nyapuh. padey doh nga muko. kalu nok glenye, g glenya nga katok tino laem la. kaba la sket, demo 2 katok, kito ni oghe. kaba sket gak...

tayangan best...enjoy!!

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

dia yg dirahmati

akak tu smpei kol bape?
kol 6 pg td lg. tp kan mn ade bas time 2. sy suh die tunggu smpei kol 6.30-7.00...
kesian akak 2 tunggu lm...skang da kol 7 lbey...

dr jaoh da nmpak 2 org yg pakei tudung dkt central bus station...kami masuk ikot pintu blakang, saje nk kejotkan akak2 tu...

assalamualaikum...ni kak *** ng kak __ ke?
waalaikumusalam...

aik..ni minah cina mn plk..pakei tudung tp muka sebijk cina..ade mix mn2 la tu kot...

sy kak ___, ni kak ***...
da lm akak tunggu?kesian akak tunggu lm....
eh xpe...akak paham..mn ade bas awl2 pg ni. lgpn hr ni kan hr sabtu....

aku jln ng kak ***, syidah jln ng kak ___....

ade pasar x dkt cni?
ade central market. bkk da kot. die bkk kol 7.
akak igt nk masak...
wow!!!akak nk masak ape?

die dtg dr jaoh, die plk kne masak...x patot tol lyn tetamu cam2...

akak nk wat piza. tepung ade?
piza...hmmm best2..tepung ade...tny sket bole kak?
ape?
akak ade mix ng cina ke?
akak mmg org cina..
aik???akak mualaf ke?
a'a....

Ya Allah....1st time jumpe ng mualaf....bagus nyer die...Alhamdulillah akak ni dpt hidayah dr Allah..hanya insan tg terpilih sj yg mendapat hidayah sebesar ini....

bl akak convert?
b4 dtg cni...da hampir 3thn lbey da la...
cmne akak terpikir nk peluk Islam...mak akak x marah ke?
mak akak xtao pn..
huh??
akak da 3 thn x blk..
mak akak x syak ape2 ke?
akak da ckp dkt die yg akak xnk blk shingga abis blaja.....lgpn kami bkn org sng....diorg phm...
akak da kawin kan?
a'a...
mak akak tao akak da kawin??
tak..

Ya Allah...semakin menarik kisah ini..
aku sepatotnyer bersyukur sbb dilahirkan dlm islam. xde masalah dlm beribadat. xpayah pk antara family ng agama sbb family ku mnyokong agama ku... cuba pk psl mualaf. terpaksa beribadat nyorok2 sbb takot mak ayh tao. klo mak ayah tao, may be hubungan family akn putus. org yg kite syg terpaksa kita tinggalkn. tp kdg2, mualaf ni lbey mulia sbb mereka berusaha nk memantapkan iman. aku??ilmu yg ade pn xnk amalkn...bl x amal, mula la lupa....bl da lupa, bl hadapi masalah, mula la terkial2...xtao nk wat cmne....tym 2 mn nk cr ustaz ustazah??hnya bole bertny kt membe2 yg blaja agama....