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29 January 2009

Single Ladies (Put a ring on it) By Beyonce + Justin Timberlake

//Fugly. They nv preview e MV b4 releasin huh?

28 January 2009

Hairdo

One moment i look like tis when i woke up....
Next moment i look like dat coz
mum cldnt stand it so she chopped them down ;D
*Pui says: heng chou lor....


//How has ur CNY been?

25 January 2009

Happy cow year, pull ya ear!
-moooo-

24 January 2009

NOT FOR THE KIDS.

KEDDY IS FUCKIN PISSED.
I HATE TO BE IN TIS WORLD N I HATE HOW THINGS WORK IN TIS FUCKIN WORLD. I HATE MY FUCKIN LIFE N DUN COME N PISS ME OFF FURTHER.

19 January 2009

Ders Always A Danger When You Take A Plane.. It's Like Taking A Risk, Ya?

And, if ure "lucky"........ u mite get to experience sumthing like tis?

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WOOT???
On 15th Jan 09, an US Airline had to e-land into e sea coz sum dumb birds flew into e engine or sumthing...

E lucky ones who got FREE adventure!
Ure on world news, how cool is dat? AHAAA Now smile for e cameras!

15 January 2009

Keddy is GROUCHY

Why do Japs piss me off totally?

Hi,

Please verify the attached TOF.
This is slightly unusual client.
Please take a note that this client will connect to existing RXN routers which are installed in Kiba DataCenter ( Client Main Japanese Datacetre ).
Therefore, address is Kiba Datacenter, but JP code is of client itself.

I've got an approval from XXX to toconnect RDF to legacy network.
If you have unclear, kindly let me know.

many thanks,
XXX


//Tokin to ppl like tis piss me off easily when
they dun even put in effort in their work emails....
its not a sin to speak broken english but
it is a sin to speak broken english n try to act smart at e same time! Niaaama

13 January 2009

Index Finger VS Ring Finger

The length of a man's ring finger may predict his success as a financial trader. Researchers at the University of Cambridge in England report that men with longer ring fingers, compared to their index fingers, tended to be more successful in the frantic high-frequency trading in the London financial district.

The same ring-to-index finger ratio has previously been associated with success in competitive sports such as soccer and basketball, the researchers noted.

The length ratio between those two fingers is determined during the development of the fetus and the relatively longer ring finger indicates greater exposure to the male hormone androgen, the researchers noted.

Previous studies have found that such exposure can lead to increased confidence, risk preferences, search persistence, heightened vigilance and quickened reaction times.

In a separate study last year, Coates and colleagues reported that the hormone that drives male aggression and sexual interest also seemed able to boost short term success at finance.

They studied male financial traders in London, taking saliva samples in the morning and evening. They found that those with higher levels of testosterone in the morning were more likely to make an unusually big profit that day. Testosterone, best known as the male sex hormone, affects aggression, confidence and risk-taking.

In the new study, the researchers measured the right hands of 44 male stock traders who were engaged in a type of trade that involved rapid decision-making and quick physical reactions.

Over 20 months those with longer ring fingers compared to their index fingers made 11times more money than those with the shortest ring fingers. Over the same time the most experienced traders made about 9 times more than the least experienced ones.

Looking only at experienced traders, the long-ring-finger folks earned 5 times more than those with short ring fingers.While the finger ratio, showing fetal exposure to male hormones, appears to signal likely success in high-actively trading that calls for risk-taking and quick reactions, it may not indicate people who would do well at other sorts of financial activities, the researchers said.

Some traders require additional skills on dealing with clients and sales workers. And the advantage may even reverse for some, Coates team said, such as traders taking a more analytical and long-term approach to the markets. One study, which looked at average finger ratios in university departments found that faculty from math, science and engineering exhibited longer index finger ratio, rather than ring finger, they noted.

Source: YAHOO NEWS

//HOLY SHIT! I haf longer Ring finger!
Aha... perhaps dat explains why im gay too.. freeeak!

12 January 2009

New Traffic Offence Price List

Speeding:
Exceeding 1 - 20km/h = $130 + 4 demerit points.
Exceeding 21 - 30km/h = $150 + 6 demerit points.
Exceeding 31 - 40km/h = $180 + 8 demerit points.
Exceeding 41 - 50km/h = >$200 + 12 demerit points + Court.
Exceeding 51 - 60km/h = >$200 + 18 demerit points + Court.
Exceeding >61km/h = >$200 + 24 demerit points + Court.
If you want to be hero and fight the court case yourself, and you lose, you pay the court charges yourself, which will add up to your fine. I guess the court charges is at least $200 and above.

Careless driving = $150 + 6 demerit Points.
Inconsiderate Driving = $170 + 9 Demerit Points + Court.
Dangerous Driving = >$200 + 24 Demerit Points + Court + Vehicle Compounded.
Illegal Racing = >$200 + Vehicle Confiscate + Court.
Fail to put Seat Belt = $120 + 3 demerit points.
Crossing Double White lines = $130 + 4 points.
Phone and Drive = $200 + 12 demerit point + Phone Confiscate. Do not hold your hp in your hand when you drive even with loud speaker or ear piece.

Drink Driving:
For first offence. = Up to $5000 Fine And, or jail Term + License
Suspended + Court.
2nd time offence = Jail term + Fine + Court.
Making an illegal U Turn when there ' s no U Turn sign = $70.
Fail to Signal when changing lanes = $70.
Driving at night without headlights or taillights switch on after 7pm = $30.
No Number Plate = $70.
Obstructed Number Plate = $70.
Obscured Number Plate = $70.
Number Plate Of Unapproved Type = $70.


//Lookin back... it really sends shivers down my spine. I was fuckin lucky.

11012009

At the Theatre of Dreams, u dream but tis is not a dream hehe
Kick their ass man!

08 January 2009

Ponyo On The Cliff

Rebonding.

Keddy does not like rebonded hair..... its str, flat, makes ur hair looks crispy n sticks to e sides of ur face. Eeeks, darn fugly.

05 January 2009

Little Monster(s) @Home

Moi doggie turned 10! WOOOT~ HAPPY 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

I'm done wif tis monster.... coz she has been creatin too much unnecessary noise n i can't stand it. My fate wif kids is dat short :D

02 January 2009

Bye 2008, Hi 2009

To watch tis in Sydney has alwaz been my wish but due to sum reasons, ive nv gotten chance to do so. Hence, HK became my 2nd choice. I was der last NY still, i din get to see e fireworks when e clock struck 0000hrs - 01012008.



//Lesson learnt? Dun plan things too far ahead.