Ben and I have often talked about how we'd survive a zombie apocalypse.
And after watching hours of Walking Dead and other random zombie movies, we've come up with a couple of rules for surviving:
#1 - Cardio
#2 - Wear your seatbelt
#3 - Guns/Machete/knife training
#4 - Stay in a group
#5 - Don't be the stupid one in the group who thinks that you can take on the zombies by yourself... Because there's always a stupid one in the group who thinks that they can take on the zombies by themselves AND THEY CAN'T!
#6 - Know when to be quiet... because lots of people don't know when to be quiet!! And then they usually die.
#7- Lock the door behind you
#8 - Be prepared
So I decided to try my hand at rule #1: Cardio. This is our #1 rule because its so important. How do you expect to run away from zombies if YOU CAN'T RUN?!
Kamry sent me an email a month ago and asked if I wanted to sign up for a 5k with her. Since I've sorta slacked off on the getting in shape thing... I said yes! And then I looked to see which one it was: the Provo Canyon Escape. Escape? Yes, escape... As in escape from the zombies. Here's how the race works: Basically, you run a race and there are "zombies" who will give you a couple minute headstart and try to catch you. If they get to you and pull your flag, you're infected and don't win the coveted survivor t-shirt.
At first, I was so excited for the race. And then! My sister, Riena, and her friend Mira decided that they wanted to be some of the zombies so they emailed the race coordinators. They got a response back and it went something like this (PS. this really isn't the actual email but it gets the same message across)...
Dear Participant,
Thank you for your interest in being a Running Zombie for the upcoming Provo Canyon Escape. For your information, we are asking that those who would like to be a Running Zombie RUN A MILE IN ABOUT 5 MINUTES OR LESS!!!! So please be freaking fast...
For those who are unable to run a mile IN 5 MINUTES OR LESS, you can be a Walking Zombie.
Sincerely,
The Race Coordinators
Um... WHAT?!?!?! I dont know why but for some reason, I got SO terrified, nervous, scared for my life. Let me explain: The fastest I've ever run a mile was 6:30.... in middle school....1997....15 years ago (holy poop... has it been 15 years?!)!! Since then, I've gained vast amounts of knowledge and .... weight. Yup, I'm definitely not what I weighed 15 years ago. And with that comes bad knee problems, lack of quickness/nimbleness... you know, the normal things that come with... ahem... aging. Moral of this slightly embarrassing story: I'm not that fast anymore. Like, I'm lucky if I run a mile under 10 minutes now.
And just so you know... it wasn't even about the t-shirt (and if you know me at all, it's almost ALWAYS about the t-shirt). I think I either (1) watched WAY too many shows of the Walking Dead or (2) took the part about getting caught by a zombie too literally and it terrified me!! haha :) Like... the thought of a zombie catching me, biting me and infecting me was seriously stressing me out!!
Race day is quickly approaching and I know I should START running... but somehow, things like Hawaii and work and catching up on my TV shows and my couch get in the way. Ugh... Hawaii... I think I gained 20 lbs while down there!!
One of my co-workers/friends, Steve, said that he'd switch shifts with me so that I could make it to the race. So I go into work (which by the way, was a completely CRAZY day!!) and as soon as it hits 4:00pm, I'm clocked out and racing to get home to get ready for the zombies. Oh man... The entire time all I can think of are ways to get out of the race because I'm SO nervous!! (The plan I was going to go with was to get my race packet and then give it to Ben who would then run it and
survive win.)
As we're waiting for the race to start, a few more race facts come up that both terrify AND relieve me:
1. At the start of the race, you run .25 of a mile TOWARDS the zombies who are waiting for you at a turn in the course... and you can hear them screaming/yelling for you at the race start.
2. The running zombies include BYU Men's Track and Field team.... one of the guys on the team can run a 5k in 14 minutes flat. Seriously, that guy has to be FLYING!!
3. The zombies will give all the runners a 5 minute head start... which starts as soon as the race begins! Not when the last runner crosses the start line and not when you first see the zombies... Nope, as soon as they say go!
4. The zombies are only allowed to pull 5 flags... Thank goodness!! There are only ~ 40 zombies and 500 runners. My chances of surviving are looking a lot better!!
The race began and surprisingly, I didn't do as bad as I thought I would :) The last time I ran was about 3 months ago... so I was definitely out of shape and not ready. BUT!! I finished the race and.....
I survived!!
But most importantly, I finished the race IN UNDER 30 MINUTES!! Which has been a goal of mine since forever ago... Awesome :)
Right after we crossed the finish line
Mira (aka. the laughing zombie) -
Towards the end of the race, she hid behind a car parked along the course
and jumped out and scared me SO bad!!
The "zombies" were ruthless... they even attacked the children!!
But don't worry... she told them "Peas no no! (Please no no!)"
Our group with the coveted Survivor shirt!!
Riena -
She was hiding a few cars up from Mira who scared me...
So literally, as soon as I was done laughing that Mira scared me,
Riena jumped out and grabbed me!
Terrified me!! :)
Getting Infected
So. Much. Fun.