np orientation camp
just came back from sec1 npcc orientation camp
yes ur can guess what this entry will be about...
be warned that it could reach up to 1000+ words. however, definitely well worth the read, better than any of ur imba novels =D
kk here goes....*gasp*
reach sch, slacking in junior block classroom for like 15mins then sec1s arrived. zao out take attendance, bla bla. WA, 17ppl nia. like, wt*? their total no. 28+ sia...same thing, sec1s kena screwed for lagging during bag check (take out/put back stuff within 10secs). suppose tone setting was impt. nth much else here, except tt we found some nice contrabands: a ladybird cushion and a pillow XD
then got pt. dunnid all the sec3s to go, so zao to bag classroom instead. lol then ppl were ramming board games / card games/ com games. so join in, played a game of risk.dam sad, play halfway needed to zao for SMO. hai. oh ya. SMO kena owned again =X
SMO come back, lunch time le. just in time to meet my grp, and teach them field cooking. oops, forgot to mention, my fellow ics were jie liang and shude, fyi. ya ya, all the usual stuff, u either know or dont, and if u dont there isnt any pt in telling you anyway.
p.s. yak jun xiang's brother came to np this year XD. in my grp somemore lolx. yak jun lun hahax. he abit ap though, abit de unwilling to talk liddat =X i think yak xiao di would be a nice name for him =)
yea then we screwed them after lunch for the nice mess tins whee.
also owned them by koping their flags, which they were supposed to protect till their death or sth XD sad
now would be cheers. but as im station games I/C, needed to gather all and zao to get stuff.
now, this is the part where it starts getting bad.
firstly, i forgot a bag of logistics in the bag classroom. would have screwed one game because of it sia...then my games ppl are dam pro. only know how to blame me why so slow, etc etc....then nvr help to set up ppl's stations. wt*. ppl like thomas and kenneth, blame blame blame, then what were they doing? playing gameboy ds/rubik's cube. can blame ppl somemore. screw la.
almost got owned. finally got everything together at um, 3.10 instead of the original 2.45 =(
sian. ppl dont really like the station games. but what do they expect....station games are station games what. if they were that freaking fun, it wouldnt be station games le la. and i one person think. next time if i do this again, must consult everyone for opinions. i realise some ics (eg: nelson/han yuan) modified their game relatively well. see what multiple minds can do?
then it wasnt much. dinner...and shude zaoed for stupid ndp prac =.="""
dinner...they clogged up a sink, and lost 3 out of 4 flags wohoo too imba already. uber owned la. din see it though, was eating dinner at tt time hai...
war games was...unfortunately, kind of screwed. we already outnumbered the sec1s with like 20+:17 wth. then still got some uber base tt they din find till dam late. and i wasted my time stoning at the base with yak >.< could have zaoed down pwning 9424715 sec1s lor.
oh then samson came, and i decided to zao. then we saw some nice sec1 base at the JB-raja linkway, so we called yi sheng (sec4) from downstairs to come gang. easy sia...yi sheng was distracting him, then i noticed he was kiaping the flag just nice in midway. so half of it was sticking out which was like uber long. then he was looking at yi sheng opposite me, so i just reached out and took it out of the sq. gg! rofl
but we koped all 4 flags uber fast. in the end they all chionged our base eventually, with i think help from yiwen and lincoln >< koped our flag they did but we got it back again in the end lolx.
then it started getting more screwed. they were rounding up this bunch of sec1s into the base in front of raffles bust, then was screwing them bad by asking them to do chao lame stuff. if u were wondering who was asking them to do, it was thomas, kenneth and co. chao lame.
and of course we won. lolx, diaoz but it was like the game wasnt even challenging or like, made everyone feel actively involved at all. hai. jie liang tl.
oh then at like 11+, ho neville came! haha so nice. then he had some uh, postcards to give out to all of us, sth of a message b4 he left. its really quite heartening to hear these words of encouragement coming from him =D
OK
now we have a short break before we move on to summat uber exciting.
guess?
ok since u cant...
FIRE DRILL (w00t)
yay i was dam glad i volunteered to go for fire drill instead of sleeping off early. it was dam worth it man, the experience. no sarcasm whatsoever, seriously.
we (meaning guowei me joel seah) rounded up like 5 sec1s and brought them to gym 2nd floor. wohoo. and of course they got major screwed (ok its considered relatively ok le la...total 25pushups nia la) by me n daniel mainly lol (also cos weixiang wanted to stone =.= ). when we say screw the juniors, its like, preaching values to them, and interrogating them. yea tts basically what screwing (mass) means.
p.s. the sec1s really dam pro during drill. saw one guy sitting in tent stoning for like 10seconds after most of the ppl zaoed. IMBA. its like, wa fire still can sit in tent enjoy wind or what. wth. and got one guy zao back take his shoe cos we purposely swapped some shoes to create confusion. uh, ppl care more abt shoe den their lives in a fire. dam guai.
then HO neville sent ppl to come retrieve their grp mates. so we went to watch them getting screwed by him =X (lol yea neville did come haha). hm. nah IS quite scary when he wants to be...and the sec1s probably got dam shocked, getting scolded and pressurised until liddat. but i think it was useful, changed their attitude for the better on the next day (lol actually its later on in the day. fire drill was at 1am ma =P)
zz. fire drill ended at like 2am. slept at 2.30am, cos it was difficult adapting to slping with poncho on classroom floor. cold ma, trying to find nice position to keep warm. meaning that i slept like 3.5hrs today (rmb its AM)....imba siaz.
next day (oops i meant when morning came) quickly go chiong bath after wake up. the night no time bath ma, anw too tired already also. so chionged bath/change. freak and i missed breakfast imba. but made up for it during some nice break during the hike.
hike was um, ok. grp 1 and 2 merged, meaning me, jie liang, wayne and gwei were leading the 2 grps. alasdair and han yuan wanted to tag along, so there u go. 6 sec3s leading 7sec1s. lolx abit the too much le...nvm.
zz then it had to freaking rain at like 9? LOL then all the sec3s except me forgot to bring poncho. chao smart. in the end got one time all 6 of us chionged under my poncho lolx. but the rain wasnt really so big, so most of the time it was only 2/3 ppl under the poncho hahax. the sec1s procured those lame plastic disposable raincoats for all of them though. zzz.
and we walked some more, bla bla bla, rain ended at maybe 10+. walk to elias mall, rammed lunch, then go pasir ris park.
wa it was like some chaotic. ppl running everywhere, go there le bo chap, dunno what to do. den the stations there all lame lame de. got one play basketball, one noob maze game, etc. all abit well, diaoz.
after that we returned to sch by taking 88. nice sia, 88 took 1.5hr to reach RI. so got dam nice time to slp, yays. nice rest time sia.
dinner. yay was watching over them with junsheng till wayne came back to screw them for noodle strands / 2 koped flags =/ actually, quite surprised tt we were all (most of us anw) so relunctant to dish out pushups. prolly not because of the rule tt we need to do also la, since its not hard to do 30 at one go anw. lolx. too soft le =(
hmm last activity. campfire. sian screwed la, some cheers like stone liddat, then tuck wai mc abit...kk u know what ma. no nid say. dont think it ended very nicely...
ok. now that your have all the events there le, time for some reflection! lolx..
but b4 that...
tuck wai was PURE GAY
did some video on the song sexyback
go dance some gay dance...walao chao gay sia, shake shake shake then slap his backside omgwt*bbq. some ppl have the videos, eg han yuan andrew etc. im gonna try to get a copy of it if i can. its just too freaking imba to not have.
kk now for real reflections
1. dont be so soft =X
otherwise we wont be able to "assert ourselves to them", as quoted from sebastian
2. got a chance to work with other squadmates (eg: jie liang and wayne mainly)
we've got to work with each other sooner or later in this year or the next anw. so might as well start now and build up good relationships =)
3. learnt how to uh, "preach" and actually saw ourselves in the current sec1s
preaching is impt as it tells the sec1s what we are trying to achieve for them
we cant really blame them for what they're doing now. after all, that has happened to us before when we were in their position b4.
hmm. i definitely learnt alot from this camp. being a senior, the experiences learnt is very different. in fact, i think i've taken a liking to helping juniors n stuff. i think my decision to go for an nco post has been further strengthened =/ when u are feeling for something, it is just different. u dont think abt things like cca points or such. u do it because, u really want to make a difference.
lol its so freaking long omg. uber post. dam, i hardly touched any of my hw sia. everyone gg for june hols le la. wth lor....hai. anyway its 12.30 now le, gtg sleep. bye.
yes ur can guess what this entry will be about...
be warned that it could reach up to 1000+ words. however, definitely well worth the read, better than any of ur imba novels =D
kk here goes....*gasp*
reach sch, slacking in junior block classroom for like 15mins then sec1s arrived. zao out take attendance, bla bla. WA, 17ppl nia. like, wt*? their total no. 28+ sia...same thing, sec1s kena screwed for lagging during bag check (take out/put back stuff within 10secs). suppose tone setting was impt. nth much else here, except tt we found some nice contrabands: a ladybird cushion and a pillow XD
then got pt. dunnid all the sec3s to go, so zao to bag classroom instead. lol then ppl were ramming board games / card games/ com games. so join in, played a game of risk.dam sad, play halfway needed to zao for SMO. hai. oh ya. SMO kena owned again =X
SMO come back, lunch time le. just in time to meet my grp, and teach them field cooking. oops, forgot to mention, my fellow ics were jie liang and shude, fyi. ya ya, all the usual stuff, u either know or dont, and if u dont there isnt any pt in telling you anyway.
p.s. yak jun xiang's brother came to np this year XD. in my grp somemore lolx. yak jun lun hahax. he abit ap though, abit de unwilling to talk liddat =X i think yak xiao di would be a nice name for him =)
yea then we screwed them after lunch for the nice mess tins whee.
also owned them by koping their flags, which they were supposed to protect till their death or sth XD sad
now would be cheers. but as im station games I/C, needed to gather all and zao to get stuff.
now, this is the part where it starts getting bad.
firstly, i forgot a bag of logistics in the bag classroom. would have screwed one game because of it sia...then my games ppl are dam pro. only know how to blame me why so slow, etc etc....then nvr help to set up ppl's stations. wt*. ppl like thomas and kenneth, blame blame blame, then what were they doing? playing gameboy ds/rubik's cube. can blame ppl somemore. screw la.
almost got owned. finally got everything together at um, 3.10 instead of the original 2.45 =(
sian. ppl dont really like the station games. but what do they expect....station games are station games what. if they were that freaking fun, it wouldnt be station games le la. and i one person think. next time if i do this again, must consult everyone for opinions. i realise some ics (eg: nelson/han yuan) modified their game relatively well. see what multiple minds can do?
then it wasnt much. dinner...and shude zaoed for stupid ndp prac =.="""
dinner...they clogged up a sink, and lost 3 out of 4 flags wohoo too imba already. uber owned la. din see it though, was eating dinner at tt time hai...
war games was...unfortunately, kind of screwed. we already outnumbered the sec1s with like 20+:17 wth. then still got some uber base tt they din find till dam late. and i wasted my time stoning at the base with yak >.< could have zaoed down pwning 9424715 sec1s lor.
oh then samson came, and i decided to zao. then we saw some nice sec1 base at the JB-raja linkway, so we called yi sheng (sec4) from downstairs to come gang. easy sia...yi sheng was distracting him, then i noticed he was kiaping the flag just nice in midway. so half of it was sticking out which was like uber long. then he was looking at yi sheng opposite me, so i just reached out and took it out of the sq. gg! rofl
but we koped all 4 flags uber fast. in the end they all chionged our base eventually, with i think help from yiwen and lincoln >< koped our flag they did but we got it back again in the end lolx.
then it started getting more screwed. they were rounding up this bunch of sec1s into the base in front of raffles bust, then was screwing them bad by asking them to do chao lame stuff. if u were wondering who was asking them to do, it was thomas, kenneth and co. chao lame.
and of course we won. lolx, diaoz but it was like the game wasnt even challenging or like, made everyone feel actively involved at all. hai. jie liang tl.
oh then at like 11+, ho neville came! haha so nice. then he had some uh, postcards to give out to all of us, sth of a message b4 he left. its really quite heartening to hear these words of encouragement coming from him =D
OK
now we have a short break before we move on to summat uber exciting.
guess?
ok since u cant...
FIRE DRILL (w00t)
yay i was dam glad i volunteered to go for fire drill instead of sleeping off early. it was dam worth it man, the experience. no sarcasm whatsoever, seriously.
we (meaning guowei me joel seah) rounded up like 5 sec1s and brought them to gym 2nd floor. wohoo. and of course they got major screwed (ok its considered relatively ok le la...total 25pushups nia la) by me n daniel mainly lol (also cos weixiang wanted to stone =.= ). when we say screw the juniors, its like, preaching values to them, and interrogating them. yea tts basically what screwing (mass) means.
p.s. the sec1s really dam pro during drill. saw one guy sitting in tent stoning for like 10seconds after most of the ppl zaoed. IMBA. its like, wa fire still can sit in tent enjoy wind or what. wth. and got one guy zao back take his shoe cos we purposely swapped some shoes to create confusion. uh, ppl care more abt shoe den their lives in a fire. dam guai.
then HO neville sent ppl to come retrieve their grp mates. so we went to watch them getting screwed by him =X (lol yea neville did come haha). hm. nah IS quite scary when he wants to be...and the sec1s probably got dam shocked, getting scolded and pressurised until liddat. but i think it was useful, changed their attitude for the better on the next day (lol actually its later on in the day. fire drill was at 1am ma =P)
zz. fire drill ended at like 2am. slept at 2.30am, cos it was difficult adapting to slping with poncho on classroom floor. cold ma, trying to find nice position to keep warm. meaning that i slept like 3.5hrs today (rmb its AM)....imba siaz.
next day (oops i meant when morning came) quickly go chiong bath after wake up. the night no time bath ma, anw too tired already also. so chionged bath/change. freak and i missed breakfast imba. but made up for it during some nice break during the hike.
hike was um, ok. grp 1 and 2 merged, meaning me, jie liang, wayne and gwei were leading the 2 grps. alasdair and han yuan wanted to tag along, so there u go. 6 sec3s leading 7sec1s. lolx abit the too much le...nvm.
zz then it had to freaking rain at like 9? LOL then all the sec3s except me forgot to bring poncho. chao smart. in the end got one time all 6 of us chionged under my poncho lolx. but the rain wasnt really so big, so most of the time it was only 2/3 ppl under the poncho hahax. the sec1s procured those lame plastic disposable raincoats for all of them though. zzz.
and we walked some more, bla bla bla, rain ended at maybe 10+. walk to elias mall, rammed lunch, then go pasir ris park.
wa it was like some chaotic. ppl running everywhere, go there le bo chap, dunno what to do. den the stations there all lame lame de. got one play basketball, one noob maze game, etc. all abit well, diaoz.
after that we returned to sch by taking 88. nice sia, 88 took 1.5hr to reach RI. so got dam nice time to slp, yays. nice rest time sia.
dinner. yay was watching over them with junsheng till wayne came back to screw them for noodle strands / 2 koped flags =/ actually, quite surprised tt we were all (most of us anw) so relunctant to dish out pushups. prolly not because of the rule tt we need to do also la, since its not hard to do 30 at one go anw. lolx. too soft le =(
hmm last activity. campfire. sian screwed la, some cheers like stone liddat, then tuck wai mc abit...kk u know what ma. no nid say. dont think it ended very nicely...
ok. now that your have all the events there le, time for some reflection! lolx..
but b4 that...
tuck wai was PURE GAY
did some video on the song sexyback
go dance some gay dance...walao chao gay sia, shake shake shake then slap his backside omgwt*bbq. some ppl have the videos, eg han yuan andrew etc. im gonna try to get a copy of it if i can. its just too freaking imba to not have.
kk now for real reflections
1. dont be so soft =X
otherwise we wont be able to "assert ourselves to them", as quoted from sebastian
2. got a chance to work with other squadmates (eg: jie liang and wayne mainly)
we've got to work with each other sooner or later in this year or the next anw. so might as well start now and build up good relationships =)
3. learnt how to uh, "preach" and actually saw ourselves in the current sec1s
preaching is impt as it tells the sec1s what we are trying to achieve for them
we cant really blame them for what they're doing now. after all, that has happened to us before when we were in their position b4.
hmm. i definitely learnt alot from this camp. being a senior, the experiences learnt is very different. in fact, i think i've taken a liking to helping juniors n stuff. i think my decision to go for an nco post has been further strengthened =/ when u are feeling for something, it is just different. u dont think abt things like cca points or such. u do it because, u really want to make a difference.
lol its so freaking long omg. uber post. dam, i hardly touched any of my hw sia. everyone gg for june hols le la. wth lor....hai. anyway its 12.30 now le, gtg sleep. bye.


