Yep, right at the entrance. Three big bins that you can't miss; make it wine, because more women shop in here than men. Put it on the right hand side; most folk are right handed and it'll make it even easier.
Ok. I want to buy a wide screen telly. Oh, there's some wine that I can buy instead. What was it I wanted?
I promised wee Jamie that I'd get him a pair of roller skates. Oh, there's some wine next to them; really convenient, that'll go well with the skates..
Right, some bacon for breakfast and a morning snifter to wash it down..
Nothing like a cheap lasagne full of hydrogenated fats to go with some Chasse du Pape.
Right, I'll get some ice cubes for the Coke and lemonade that I'm buying. Oooh, wonder what ice cubes are like in wine?
Why do we have a drink problem? Why is the number of women with a drink problem increasing? Send to Johnny Tesco Walker,The Ministry of the Bleedin' Obvious, Chardonnay Aisle, St Budweiser's-in-the-Square, Glasgow PST ASA NEWT. And the prize is a bottle of wine..
