Monday, September 29, 2008
10:26 PM
English was okay.
Chinese was not-so-okay.
My compo has alot, and I mean ALOT of paragraphs.
The chinese one.
Too many paragraphs for a short compo.
Like, one paragraph every 2 lines.
And, I freaking spilled some water on my WARHAMMER guidebook.
Which costed me a whopping $38.90.
Now the book has 2 bends and one big fapping watermark on the cover.
And the pages in it are like CRISPY.
Because I used a hairdryer on the water spilt on it.
No point crying over spilt water.
Father is back. Im screwed.
Chinese was not-so-okay.
My compo has alot, and I mean ALOT of paragraphs.
The chinese one.
Too many paragraphs for a short compo.
Like, one paragraph every 2 lines.
And, I freaking spilled some water on my WARHAMMER guidebook.
Which costed me a whopping $38.90.
Now the book has 2 bends and one big fapping watermark on the cover.
And the pages in it are like CRISPY.
Because I used a hairdryer on the water spilt on it.
No point crying over spilt water.
Father is back. Im screwed.
<_<
Saturday, September 27, 2008
8:11 AM
Im feeling very weird now.
Because I've been reading the Animorph series.
Yes, its a series for primary school kids.
And its 10 years old.
But who the hell cares.
The book is really deep man, its like the author really has the power to morph.
She describes the emotions and behavior of the morphed animals so intricately its like shes been one before.
Then she describes the universe and future technology in great detail.
See, now Im so interested in animal behavior.
Like the Humpback whale's song.
You know Humpback Whales actually sing?
Nobody knows why they sing. But the tune is so calming. Just like the whales.
Gentle giants of the sea.
Anyway, what made me feel really weird is the space part.
I wonder whats beyond this universe.
Are there more universes?
Any aliens in space?
Why havent they visited us?
Are their sentinent creatures more primitive than humans?
Or are they amongst us now without us knowing it?
Is there infinite space?
Is there anything beyond if theres no infinite?
Oh, my. So many rhetorical questions.
Which no humans can explain.
And if this is a compo Ill probably get low marks. Like Jon Teng.
Because there are too many rhetorical questions. Lmao.
BTW, China has launched a spaceship to space.
I think they have to find new sources of milk. Lmao.
Oh, and some of you must be wondering why theres no tagboard.
Many reasons to it, actually.
Firstly, I dont want to get an idea of how many people there are reading my blog.
Because if there is too little, I get demoralised.
If theres alot, I get paranoid.
With no tagboard, its win isnt it?
And if there was a tagboard there would be some idiots coming here to insult..
Just to inflate their ego.
You know what I mean.
Because I've been reading the Animorph series.
Yes, its a series for primary school kids.
And its 10 years old.
But who the hell cares.
The book is really deep man, its like the author really has the power to morph.
She describes the emotions and behavior of the morphed animals so intricately its like shes been one before.
Then she describes the universe and future technology in great detail.
See, now Im so interested in animal behavior.
Like the Humpback whale's song.
You know Humpback Whales actually sing?
Nobody knows why they sing. But the tune is so calming. Just like the whales.
Gentle giants of the sea.
Anyway, what made me feel really weird is the space part.
I wonder whats beyond this universe.
Are there more universes?
Any aliens in space?
Why havent they visited us?
Are their sentinent creatures more primitive than humans?
Or are they amongst us now without us knowing it?
Is there infinite space?
Is there anything beyond if theres no infinite?
Oh, my. So many rhetorical questions.
Which no humans can explain.
And if this is a compo Ill probably get low marks. Like Jon Teng.
Because there are too many rhetorical questions. Lmao.
BTW, China has launched a spaceship to space.
I think they have to find new sources of milk. Lmao.
Oh, and some of you must be wondering why theres no tagboard.
Many reasons to it, actually.
Firstly, I dont want to get an idea of how many people there are reading my blog.
Because if there is too little, I get demoralised.
If theres alot, I get paranoid.
With no tagboard, its win isnt it?
And if there was a tagboard there would be some idiots coming here to insult..
Just to inflate their ego.
You know what I mean.
<_<
Friday, September 26, 2008
6:40 AM
To sum it up, this isnt really the best week.
Firstly, I was scolded for SMILING.
Yes, SMILING.
Which is pretty normal.
When you have this old teacher who can link anything to old tales of morals.
So she made me sit at the back. And not listen to her lessons.
Then the next day I also sat at the back.
Guess what?
She made me write an essay on why I sat at the back.
Oh yeah, I'll give her a kick between the legs and make her write an essay on why she didnt have a p3nis for me to do extra damage.
Shes always wanting to cover her ass, man.
She made us include why we were wrong.
And she made us "agree" to the fact that we shouldnt have sat at the back when she gave us permission to.
See, if our parents ever complain she will be like, totally saintly, sentinent with no faults.
Like an angel. Hoe in angel's disguise.
Then, I got back my compo I did within half an hour. AKA a rushed piece.
So I got 19/30. Which is not bad.
But at the back there was this comment "You have written better essays than this"
Come to think of it, maybe it isnt bad.
Hes probably saying that my compo is usually good, and this rushed piece is not within my standards.
It might be a compliment.
Did I mention that my Oral is 2nd in class?
Let me give you a hint on how to score for Oral.
When the picture is about the school...
DELVE INTO THE SCHOOL VALUES LOL
Thats how I got 10/12.
Because the pic had 2 marist dressed in costumes, with a large M on the chest.
Superman wannabe. Or SuperMarist, which was what I said.
So he was like, OOO IM IMPRESSED LULZd.
Then I added more school value shit, like should have all 3 scholar sportsman and gentleman.
So 10/12.
Actually when I was walking out of the room I thought I would top the class for oral.
But.. girly voiced Jerome acually got 20/24..
1 point ahead of me. Because his reading sounded erm, sexier?
Kw0k must have a fetish for shemales.
Just joking. Just sayin. Lol.
Anyway, Jon Tan asked me to give him the Warhammer wallpaper from my newsletter.
He said he wanted to jerk off the female High Elf.
If you do not know what jerk off is, theres google.
Oh, and Warhammer is like World of Warcraft, but with better graphics.
BAD for me.
See, I only have a meagre 512mb of RAM.
The minimum RAM for the game is a whopping 1gb.
Anyway, my mother promises to buy 2gb worth of RAM for me after the EoYs.
Fucking bad.
Because I have already activated my Warhammer account, and the game is pay-to-play.
Which means I will be wasting 3 weeks worth of PAID play time.
Which costs (3/4) x ($20) dollars.
So I was figurin if I should go buy the RAM myself.
I decided not to.
It would cost me $47, and most probably my EoY results to fail.
Which brings me back to Jon Tan. The americat. Chinese who speaks american.
Hes hardcore-ing WAR. Like, take MC to play WAR.
Hes most probably going to flunk his subjects.
Unless hes studying alot at home.
And I mean, ALOT.
Unless its his bio, which is what Keith is jealous about. Lol.
I forwarded the newsletter to him. And after I sent they gave me this pic that said the email would be a whopping 70% faster.
70% faster? So our load time would be (7/10)x(2 seconds) faster.
Doesnt matter to me. But what matters is the flying spaceship beside the message.
WHICH MADE ME DO THIS! LIKE, WHO WONT! LOL!
Oh and I hope you werent killed by this massive chunk of text.
I heard these kind of text go around eating people.
Trust in the lord, I believe he can save you.
Yeah, right.
Firstly, I was scolded for SMILING.
Yes, SMILING.
Which is pretty normal.
When you have this old teacher who can link anything to old tales of morals.
So she made me sit at the back. And not listen to her lessons.
Then the next day I also sat at the back.
Guess what?
She made me write an essay on why I sat at the back.
Oh yeah, I'll give her a kick between the legs and make her write an essay on why she didnt have a p3nis for me to do extra damage.
Shes always wanting to cover her ass, man.
She made us include why we were wrong.
And she made us "agree" to the fact that we shouldnt have sat at the back when she gave us permission to.
See, if our parents ever complain she will be like, totally saintly, sentinent with no faults.
Like an angel. Hoe in angel's disguise.
Then, I got back my compo I did within half an hour. AKA a rushed piece.
So I got 19/30. Which is not bad.
But at the back there was this comment "You have written better essays than this"
Come to think of it, maybe it isnt bad.
Hes probably saying that my compo is usually good, and this rushed piece is not within my standards.
It might be a compliment.
Did I mention that my Oral is 2nd in class?
Let me give you a hint on how to score for Oral.
When the picture is about the school...
DELVE INTO THE SCHOOL VALUES LOL
Thats how I got 10/12.
Because the pic had 2 marist dressed in costumes, with a large M on the chest.
Superman wannabe. Or SuperMarist, which was what I said.
So he was like, OOO IM IMPRESSED LULZd.
Then I added more school value shit, like should have all 3 scholar sportsman and gentleman.
So 10/12.
Actually when I was walking out of the room I thought I would top the class for oral.
But.. girly voiced Jerome acually got 20/24..
1 point ahead of me. Because his reading sounded erm, sexier?
Kw0k must have a fetish for shemales.
Just joking. Just sayin. Lol.
Anyway, Jon Tan asked me to give him the Warhammer wallpaper from my newsletter.
He said he wanted to jerk off the female High Elf.
If you do not know what jerk off is, theres google.
Oh, and Warhammer is like World of Warcraft, but with better graphics.
BAD for me.
See, I only have a meagre 512mb of RAM.
The minimum RAM for the game is a whopping 1gb.
Anyway, my mother promises to buy 2gb worth of RAM for me after the EoYs.
Fucking bad.
Because I have already activated my Warhammer account, and the game is pay-to-play.
Which means I will be wasting 3 weeks worth of PAID play time.
Which costs (3/4) x ($20) dollars.
So I was figurin if I should go buy the RAM myself.
I decided not to.
It would cost me $47, and most probably my EoY results to fail.
Which brings me back to Jon Tan. The americat. Chinese who speaks american.
Hes hardcore-ing WAR. Like, take MC to play WAR.
Hes most probably going to flunk his subjects.
Unless hes studying alot at home.
And I mean, ALOT.
Unless its his bio, which is what Keith is jealous about. Lol.
I forwarded the newsletter to him. And after I sent they gave me this pic that said the email would be a whopping 70% faster.
70% faster? So our load time would be (7/10)x(2 seconds) faster.
Doesnt matter to me. But what matters is the flying spaceship beside the message.
WHICH MADE ME DO THIS! LIKE, WHO WONT! LOL!
Oh and I hope you werent killed by this massive chunk of text.
I heard these kind of text go around eating people.
Trust in the lord, I believe he can save you.
Yeah, right.
<_<
Friday, September 19, 2008
1:12 AM
Last night I lay in bed, looking at the bright stars in the sky.
Little shining dots among pitch blackness.
Then i wondered ,
Where the heck is the ceiling?
Lol, joking.
Anyway, watch this. Its freaking hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqKrfKVhqdw
Have tuition later.
Wanted to go to Joseph's house to collect a PSP game then go tuition.
But the clean house auntie still here. Cant leave till 5.30.
Sad.
Little shining dots among pitch blackness.
Then i wondered ,
Where the heck is the ceiling?
Lol, joking.
Anyway, watch this. Its freaking hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqKrfKVhqdw
Have tuition later.
Wanted to go to Joseph's house to collect a PSP game then go tuition.
But the clean house auntie still here. Cant leave till 5.30.
Sad.
<_<
Thursday, September 18, 2008
2:28 AM
Lol, didnt realise that I didnt blog since saturday until Keith reminded me.
Basically this week is okay.
The math teacher is going on maternity leave this next week.
And not going to teach us again, I think.
I have bittersweet feelings for this.
Firstly, I feel happy because I wont be taught by that B**** anymore.
However, Ng Ch0r Y@m will be taking over instead.
Shit. Yeah, shit.
This is just like killing ants.
You feel happy because you have total dominance over another of nature's creations.
But you feel a *little* sad because if you were the ant you will feel damn sad.
Anyway, I have ordered WARhammer online.
56 dollars. But I wont be allowed to play cards till a month later, which means I will be saving up money.
And after exams is KABOOM.
Those assholes cant deliver the game tomorrow.
Theyll deliver only on saturday.
Beats the purpose of ordering from them since I want to play on friday.
Oh ya, I got 3rd in class for a recent chinese class test.
36/50. Damn high for me.
Then that old fucker HOE got pissed at me for smiling because someone was singing "shi shang zhi you ma ma hao"
And made me sit at the back, then told those not interested to move to the back.
So I whipped out my GAMEAXIS and PLAYWORKS to read.
Awesome, eh?
I dont think you can learn anything during chinese lesson.
She just reads out the meaning, and a second later *poof* you forget it.
Whats the point of having a old hoe teaching you chinese, I wonder?
When all she teaches you are old historic behavior shit which has no relevance to modern life whatsoever?
Enough of my rant. Bye.
Basically this week is okay.
The math teacher is going on maternity leave this next week.
And not going to teach us again, I think.
I have bittersweet feelings for this.
Firstly, I feel happy because I wont be taught by that B**** anymore.
However, Ng Ch0r Y@m will be taking over instead.
Shit. Yeah, shit.
This is just like killing ants.
You feel happy because you have total dominance over another of nature's creations.
But you feel a *little* sad because if you were the ant you will feel damn sad.
Anyway, I have ordered WARhammer online.
56 dollars. But I wont be allowed to play cards till a month later, which means I will be saving up money.
And after exams is KABOOM.
Those assholes cant deliver the game tomorrow.
Theyll deliver only on saturday.
Beats the purpose of ordering from them since I want to play on friday.
Oh ya, I got 3rd in class for a recent chinese class test.
36/50. Damn high for me.
Then that old fucker HOE got pissed at me for smiling because someone was singing "shi shang zhi you ma ma hao"
And made me sit at the back, then told those not interested to move to the back.
So I whipped out my GAMEAXIS and PLAYWORKS to read.
Awesome, eh?
I dont think you can learn anything during chinese lesson.
She just reads out the meaning, and a second later *poof* you forget it.
Whats the point of having a old hoe teaching you chinese, I wonder?
When all she teaches you are old historic behavior shit which has no relevance to modern life whatsoever?
Enough of my rant. Bye.
<_<
Saturday, September 13, 2008
10:01 AM
My dad is fucking retarded.
First he said I must study 3 hours every saturday before I can use the computer.
Then after 3 hours of studying today, he didnt let me use.
He told me to pack my room.
So after packing, he went to my room to vacuum the floor.
And he looked at me and screamed "FAIL."
Fucking shit.
Retarded shit.
Then after I went to sleep he woke me up at 12.30am and told me I could play.
WTF?
First he said I must study 3 hours every saturday before I can use the computer.
Then after 3 hours of studying today, he didnt let me use.
He told me to pack my room.
So after packing, he went to my room to vacuum the floor.
And he looked at me and screamed "FAIL."
Fucking shit.
Retarded shit.
Then after I went to sleep he woke me up at 12.30am and told me I could play.
WTF?
<_<
Friday, September 12, 2008
1:15 AM
Idiot Jospeh spread his flu to the whole class.
Even the form teacher I think.
Then he say want kao pei dotn come school.
Fuck him. Asshole.
Now my table is full of tissue paper.
Im not like Keith Chia who likes to hug trees.
That Treephile.
Hug trees for what.
Back to sneezin.
Bye.
Even the form teacher I think.
Then he say want kao pei dotn come school.
Fuck him. Asshole.
Now my table is full of tissue paper.
Im not like Keith Chia who likes to hug trees.
That Treephile.
Hug trees for what.
Back to sneezin.
Bye.
<_<
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
1:25 AM
Walao. The physics teacher like scare us sia.
She say that CA2, which I got 30%, is DAMN EASY.
So SA2 will be harder.
Which means I will fail more epicly?
And the large eyes that stares at you make you suicidal.
Just sayin. Bye.
She say that CA2, which I got 30%, is DAMN EASY.
So SA2 will be harder.
Which means I will fail more epicly?
And the large eyes that stares at you make you suicidal.
Just sayin. Bye.
<_<
Monday, September 8, 2008
12:41 AM
Aargh damn.
My right eye is RED.
I dont know why.
Maybe after eating I rubbed my eye?
Cause its only the right eye.
This is sad.
I tried to sleep it off but couldnt fall asleep.
People keep calling.
K nvm.
Btw I just cut my hair yesterday.
And the fucking barber is retarded.
He cant cut shit.
Cut my hair until I look like a CARROT.
Seriously.
And you know this month they have to fast?
And when he was cutting my hair you could smell his breath.
Fasting means they cant drink water.
So you know how it smelled like, right?
Oh yeah, and today after going to school I saw some pieces of the backboard falling.
WTF. My hard work.
Not only that, some people stepped on them. Shit them.
And Miss Sr1 havent give me back my $15 I spent on the backboard.
$15 DOLLARS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS MAN.
DAMN IT.
Anyway, the Americat is also going to play Warhammer Online.
And hes going to be a High Elf.
Because when he was playing WoW he was playing a Night Elf.
Although there is a Dark Elf in Warhammer, hes not going to play it.
Why? Because he is RACIST.
You know because he so hates to be black.
That he brings suntan lotion to school everyday.
Wtf?
And Elfs in WoW look really gay.
They even do the pseudo-kungfu spin when they jump.
They are gay. Dont you think so?
Anyone who does kungfu spins while jumping is gay. Like Jon Teng.
My right eye is RED.
I dont know why.
Maybe after eating I rubbed my eye?
Cause its only the right eye.
This is sad.
I tried to sleep it off but couldnt fall asleep.
People keep calling.
K nvm.
Btw I just cut my hair yesterday.
And the fucking barber is retarded.
He cant cut shit.
Cut my hair until I look like a CARROT.
Seriously.
And you know this month they have to fast?
And when he was cutting my hair you could smell his breath.
Fasting means they cant drink water.
So you know how it smelled like, right?
Oh yeah, and today after going to school I saw some pieces of the backboard falling.
WTF. My hard work.
Not only that, some people stepped on them. Shit them.
And Miss Sr1 havent give me back my $15 I spent on the backboard.
$15 DOLLARS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS MAN.
DAMN IT.
Anyway, the Americat is also going to play Warhammer Online.
And hes going to be a High Elf.
Because when he was playing WoW he was playing a Night Elf.
Although there is a Dark Elf in Warhammer, hes not going to play it.
Why? Because he is RACIST.
You know because he so hates to be black.
That he brings suntan lotion to school everyday.
Wtf?
And Elfs in WoW look really gay.
They even do the pseudo-kungfu spin when they jump.
They are gay. Dont you think so?
Anyone who does kungfu spins while jumping is gay. Like Jon Teng.
<_<
Sunday, September 7, 2008
12:21 AM
Its the last day of the school holidays.
This makes me sad.
The reopening of school means endless mugging.
Because the EoYs are just 3 fucking weeks after that.
No time to blink.
Anyway, DJ Max 2 on PSP is damn fun.
Its hard, yes. But the songs are kickass.
Especially Seoleim.
The voice of the female singer is kickass too.
Go youtube and search if you want.
This makes me sad.
The reopening of school means endless mugging.
Because the EoYs are just 3 fucking weeks after that.
No time to blink.
Anyway, DJ Max 2 on PSP is damn fun.
Its hard, yes. But the songs are kickass.
Especially Seoleim.
The voice of the female singer is kickass too.
Go youtube and search if you want.
<_<
Thursday, September 4, 2008
9:14 AM
This is really sad.
Tomorrow is the last day of holidays.
And I have done so little homework.
And I have 2 tuitions tomorrow.
Sad. Sad. Sad.
Tomorrow is the last day of holidays.
And I have done so little homework.
And I have 2 tuitions tomorrow.
Sad. Sad. Sad.
<_<
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
8:59 PM
Im so addicted to Patapon. Lmao.
I finished the whole game and now farming boss monsters.
Every boss you kill, the next time you fight him its harder.
Fun, right?
Cant wait for Patapon 2.
Got co-op mode. MAYBE EVEN PVP.
Woopee!
I finished the whole game and now farming boss monsters.
Every boss you kill, the next time you fight him its harder.
Fun, right?
Cant wait for Patapon 2.
Got co-op mode. MAYBE EVEN PVP.
Woopee!
<_<
Monday, September 1, 2008
7:42 PM
Fucked up parents is the last thing you want to have.
I failed 3 subjects.
In the saturday morning, I heard the stupid vacuum cleaner roaring like its father died.
It was freaking 9am.
So I woke up. Because the vacuum cleaner was too noisy.
The second I woke up, I saw my father's black face.
Its damn fucking black I tell you.
Blacker than charcoal.
So I ask if I could help.
Not that I want to, but Ill get trouble if I dont.
So he flashes me the fucking black face and told me to change the cushion cover.
And I didnt know where they were.
So I asked him. And he said IN YOUR HANDS.
I was like, my hands dont have.
So he became fucking pissed, and told me he would shit me if I talked some more.
So I waited for like 2 hours waiting for him to tell me where it was. He didnt.
In the end he did not want to fetch me to tuition.
So I took bus there.
But another fucking thing went wrong.
I took bus 22 instead of 853.
How could I make that retarded mistake.
Firstly, bus 853 is those lousy Transit bus.
With NO 2 DECKS.
Then I got up to 22 and thought like, wah, bus 853 revamped? 2 layers? WOOHPEE!
So I went up and played my PSP.
Until ANG MO KIO.
So wtf. If it was Johor I would have played until there. lmao.
Luckily it was Ang Mo Kio, I could take a train there.
Yay.
Then after tuition I went to play cards in Bishan.
ANOTHER FUCKING THING WENT WRONG.
When I was playing cards halfway, some ASSHOLE THREW EGGS.
FROM THE FUCKING CARPARK.
It landed on my friend's head.
AND OUR CARDS.
So I tried to find him.
But when I got back I found out that one of my cards got fucking STOLEN.
$7, POOF.
Fuck that asshole egg thrower and card stealer.
Curse their house catch fire, mother die, cross road kena car bang, bleed when urinating.
Curse them the worse of deaths.
Yeah. Curse them death for making me lose $7.
So after that went to watch Money No Enough 2 with my parents.
I SWEAR I WILL NOT WATCH SINGAPORE MOVIES WITH MY PARENTS, EVER AGAIN.
Why?
Because they got fucking brainwashed, thinking that we will not have enough money next time to support them and send them to old folks home.
FUCK THAT STUPID MOVIE.
Btw, whats wrong with Old Folks Home?
Send me there with a computer or laptop and Ill be glad to stay there.
LMAO.
And sunday was equally fucked up.
He took my router and so I had no internet.
NO INTERNET.
Do you know how torturous it is?
And then my mother came to talk about my results.
AND SHE FUCKING COMPARE MY RESULTS WITH THE LEVEL RESULTS.
Which means, COMPARE WITH THOSE 18 YEAR OLD CHINA BASTARDS.
I say, fuck them.
Why the hell they want to come to Singapore study?
China is not even one of the ASEAN countries.
So fuck off. We accept ASEAN countries only.
And its not like youre gonna make our country improve when you grow older.
Parasites. Fuck off.
I agree that some of you are damn smart.
Dont need study can score A1 one.
But you see how many people there are in China?
Even if you are one in a million, there are still millions of you in China.
Let me give you an example.
Singapore has 1 dice and needs to roll a 6.
And China has 5934806734607 dices and needs to roll a 6.
So what are the chances?
China win right?
I bet if all China people stand on Singapore, it will SINK.
FREAKING SINK.
AND I WILL SHIT BRICKS.
BECAUSE THE AIR WILL SMELL OF CHINA.
So fuck of China, dont make our lives hard.
Education in Singapore is fucked up enough.
Monday was no better. No router.
But I managed to find the router in my father's cupboard.
LMAO. But only came online for half an hour.
Im using the internet now secretly. pssh.
I failed 3 subjects.
In the saturday morning, I heard the stupid vacuum cleaner roaring like its father died.
It was freaking 9am.
So I woke up. Because the vacuum cleaner was too noisy.
The second I woke up, I saw my father's black face.
Its damn fucking black I tell you.
Blacker than charcoal.
So I ask if I could help.
Not that I want to, but Ill get trouble if I dont.
So he flashes me the fucking black face and told me to change the cushion cover.
And I didnt know where they were.
So I asked him. And he said IN YOUR HANDS.
I was like, my hands dont have.
So he became fucking pissed, and told me he would shit me if I talked some more.
So I waited for like 2 hours waiting for him to tell me where it was. He didnt.
In the end he did not want to fetch me to tuition.
So I took bus there.
But another fucking thing went wrong.
I took bus 22 instead of 853.
How could I make that retarded mistake.
Firstly, bus 853 is those lousy Transit bus.
With NO 2 DECKS.
Then I got up to 22 and thought like, wah, bus 853 revamped? 2 layers? WOOHPEE!
So I went up and played my PSP.
Until ANG MO KIO.
So wtf. If it was Johor I would have played until there. lmao.
Luckily it was Ang Mo Kio, I could take a train there.
Yay.
Then after tuition I went to play cards in Bishan.
ANOTHER FUCKING THING WENT WRONG.
When I was playing cards halfway, some ASSHOLE THREW EGGS.
FROM THE FUCKING CARPARK.
It landed on my friend's head.
AND OUR CARDS.
So I tried to find him.
But when I got back I found out that one of my cards got fucking STOLEN.
$7, POOF.
Fuck that asshole egg thrower and card stealer.
Curse their house catch fire, mother die, cross road kena car bang, bleed when urinating.
Curse them the worse of deaths.
Yeah. Curse them death for making me lose $7.
So after that went to watch Money No Enough 2 with my parents.
I SWEAR I WILL NOT WATCH SINGAPORE MOVIES WITH MY PARENTS, EVER AGAIN.
Why?
Because they got fucking brainwashed, thinking that we will not have enough money next time to support them and send them to old folks home.
FUCK THAT STUPID MOVIE.
Btw, whats wrong with Old Folks Home?
Send me there with a computer or laptop and Ill be glad to stay there.
LMAO.
And sunday was equally fucked up.
He took my router and so I had no internet.
NO INTERNET.
Do you know how torturous it is?
And then my mother came to talk about my results.
AND SHE FUCKING COMPARE MY RESULTS WITH THE LEVEL RESULTS.
Which means, COMPARE WITH THOSE 18 YEAR OLD CHINA BASTARDS.
I say, fuck them.
Why the hell they want to come to Singapore study?
China is not even one of the ASEAN countries.
So fuck off. We accept ASEAN countries only.
And its not like youre gonna make our country improve when you grow older.
Parasites. Fuck off.
I agree that some of you are damn smart.
Dont need study can score A1 one.
But you see how many people there are in China?
Even if you are one in a million, there are still millions of you in China.
Let me give you an example.
Singapore has 1 dice and needs to roll a 6.
And China has 5934806734607 dices and needs to roll a 6.
So what are the chances?
China win right?
I bet if all China people stand on Singapore, it will SINK.
FREAKING SINK.
AND I WILL SHIT BRICKS.
BECAUSE THE AIR WILL SMELL OF CHINA.
So fuck of China, dont make our lives hard.
Education in Singapore is fucked up enough.
Monday was no better. No router.
But I managed to find the router in my father's cupboard.
LMAO. But only came online for half an hour.
Im using the internet now secretly. pssh.
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