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Monday, June 30, 2008

12:33 AM
My school canteen can only be described with 1 word.

Suck.

Number 1 , the food sucks. Tasteless nuggets, sour mee siam, smelly sausages.

Number 2 , the vendors suck. Look at their face and you have no appetite to eat. Seriously.

Number 3 , WE NOW HAVE TO USE CASHCARDS TO PAY. Theres another option, which is to buy coupons from ONE STALL. Actually its not a stall, just a table that sells coupon.

Heres why buying coupons suck. There is only 1 man selling it.

Whats wrong, you ask?

EVERYTHING. EVERYONE WITH NO CASHCARD HAS TO BUY THE FRIGGIN COUPONS FROM HIM. Or her, in this case.

That means theres a freaking long queue, and after you finish queueing, YOU HAVE TO QUEUE FOR THE FOOD.

That hypotetically does not only affect people without cashcards. Because they have queued up for so long, they are fed up and start cutting queue. And the people with cashcards have their queues cut.

Number 4 , CASHCARDS SUCK. Why? Because if you have a cashcard AND Ezlink in your wallet, you cannot just flash your EZ link on the tapper, because the electromagnetic properties of the Cashcard is interfering with that of the EZ link card.

So everytime you take a bus, or board the MRT, you have to pull out your EZlink, and show everyone your stupid p6 photo (mine looks ridiculous.) .

This post is full of win. Im going to write a letter to school to ask them to convert back to cash.

But then again, I dont think my suggestion would be accepted, because Im just a student.

So Im going to write it in the name of my parents. So theres +1 attack to the letter.

<_<

Sunday, June 29, 2008

12:45 AM
I woke up this morning at 9. Because I had a dream.

A nightmare, rather.

I dreamt that a girl I like had killed someone and I escaped with her to another country.

I dreamt that we were so anxious and had to travel to the passport check place

Then there was a river. And.. there were cars on it. Wtf.

CARS ON WATER. Im going mad.

So then came by this ship, which was small. Then on top have a human head. Wtf.

So we were freaked out, and ran to the passport check place (yeah. wtf.)

Then at the immigrations check I was so nervous. I remember my fake passport, which I dont know where it came from, and I had a false name "Joshua"

Then when the security officer said "Go out" I was like, go where? Got 2 doors. One go out, and the other go interrogation room.

The officer said go out of the place. Not interrogation room.

So after reaching Malaysia we book first class hotel. Then we go LAN shop play game. Wtf.

Retarded, in trouble still have mood go play LAN?

I was feeling so anxious, and I remember starting to pray that we would get out of trouble.

But this is retarded. Why should we run to other country when the most we need to go is boys/girls home. Not death sentence or jail for life.

So I woke up. Now life seems to be a blessing after a nightmare.

A nightmare may not be so bad after all. Sometimes it makes you treasure life.

BTW, 50th post!

<_<

Friday, June 27, 2008

3:48 AM
Today, is a happy day. Because this week I have found the motivation to study, and have done my work.

So today I have no work to do, and its even a celebration in school. Went around taking pictures with my camera.

I lied to my sister that today I needed the camera urgently, so she bo pian lend me. Lol.

I went around taking pictures of the events.. and teachers! Especially the chio ones. Lol.

Pocky and Joseph follow me around the school hunting for chio teachers.

Then when I was taking this english teacher, I saw a PE teacher (extra kind, you know?) beside me.

His eyes were like,

>_>
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>_>
._.

Then with the camera in my hand, my eyes were like,

<_<
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<_<
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But then he walked away. Lol. I think he likes that english teacher. Always sticking to her.

And my previous class organised the game in which you pay $1 (in tickets) and we get 2 water bombs to throw at the most hated person in school.

Which is Ho Yan. Nicknamed "mushroom". He has a limited space to move, and one person throwing was easy to dodge. So I got a clique together and an explosion as big as a dolphin can swim happened.

Nobody was hurt in this process. No, Ho Yan is not human so we wont count him. Hes a mushroom.

I paid $2 to wear my own clothes to school. Bloody h3ll, we have to pay $2 from our pockets. I thought they were giving us $5 in coupons which I could use to pay them the $2.

In the end, I only spent $2.50. $1 on waterbombs, $1 on ice cream, $0.50 on drinks.

So I go buy 4 mini cups of ice cream give people. But nobody want eat so I ate 2. Then Hia Ren ate the rest. Lol.

I cant believe Koon Shen (one of the 3 class stones) read a book throughout the day. What the h3ll? I dont think he even talked at all in school. Talk about deprived childhood.

Meet the spartans is bloody funny. And bloody funny shows are good.

Went to watch Hulk after school. Since it was so early.

Waste of money, dont watch. Superhero movies ARENT THIS CRAPPY. Enough said.



Winter breeze
Summer sun
I just realised
The day has begun.

<_<

Thursday, June 26, 2008

4:23 AM
This is what Ive been reciting in class all day.

If you dont know what this poem is, or where it is from, you probably wont ever know. Unless you come across it, while playing your PSP.


LOVELESS

Prologue (Poem)
When the war of the beasts brings about the world’s end
The goddess descends from the sky
Wings of light and dark spread afar
She guides us to bliss, her gift everlasting


Act I (Poem)
Infinite in mystery is the gift of the goddess
We seek it thus, and take it to the sky
Ripples form on the water’s surface
The wandering soul knows no rest.

Act I (Interpreted)
The infinite mystery
The gift of the goddess is what the three men seek
But their fates are scattered by war

One becomes a hero, one wanders the land
And the last is taken prisoner

But the three are still bound by a solemn oath
To seek the answer together, once again

Act II (Poem)
There is no hate, only joy
For you are beloved by the goddess
Hero of the dawn, Healer of worlds

Dreams of the morrow hath the shattered soul
Pride is lost
Wings stripped away, the end is nigh

Act II (Interpreted)
Though the prisoner escapes, he is gravely wounded
His life is saved, however
By a woman of the opposing nation

He begins a life of seclusion with her
Which seems to hold the promise of eternal bliss

But as happiness grows, so does guilt
Of not fulfilling the oath to his friends

Act III (Poem)
My friend, do you fly away now?
To a world that abhors you and I?
All that awaits you is a somber morrow
No matter where the winds may blow

My friend, your desire
Is the bringer of life, the gift of the goddess

Even if the morrow is barren of promises
Nothing shall forestall my return

Act III (Interpreted)
As the war sends the world hurtling towards destruction
The prisoner departs with his newfound love
And embarks on a new journey

He is guided by hope that the gift will bring bliss
And the oath that he swore to his friends

Though no oath is shared between the lovers
In their hearts they know they will meet again

Act IV (Poem)
My friend, the fates are cruel
There are no dreams, no honor remains
The arrow has left the bow of the goddess

My soul, corrupted by vengeance
Hath endured torment, to find the end of the journey
In my own salvation
And your eternal slumber

Legend shall speak
Of sacrifice at world’s end
The wind sails over the water’s surface
Quietly, but surely

Act V (Poem)
Even if the morrow is barren of promises
Nothing shall forestall my return
To become the dew that quenches the land
To spare the sands, the seas, the skies
I offer thee this silent sacrifice

<_<

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

11:16 PM
Jokes are nice. They make your day. But not my jokes, I suppose?

So the bio teacher is not coming back until 2 weeks later. She really wants us to fail our biology. Serious. Im not joking. REALLY!

Sigh, you cant take something thats from me seriously. Never mind.

BTW, my school is really stupid. They want us to pay $2 if we want to wear home clothes to school tomorrow. And those money go into the name of "Charity". In other word's our principle's private Jacuzzi.

Well, enough of that shyt. Heres a comic I started and lost interest as soon as this page was finished.


Dont be stupid, click to enlarge!

<_<

1:55 AM
I was in a very bad mood last night.

I know I my voice is very loud. I cant control it, man. I have hearing deficiency on both years. So I grew up talking this loud because I cant hear how loud I am.

And my CCA teacher in charge says we will get punished one push up for each minute late. So you can pontang one hour of CCA, come back to do 60 pushups only. Better than being cooked in the sun waiting for the next plane to end.

<_<

Monday, June 23, 2008

10:38 PM
Woot, I got my IC today! Keith the n00b doesnt have one. Owned.

Lol, my picture turned out nicer than I expected. But still that sian face. Lol.











Dont know why its the first week of school but Im not feeling sleep. I remember during the first week of sec 3 I was SO sleepy, I had to splash my face with water at least once every minute to stay awake. Then the floor beside my seat would be all wet. Lol.

I still miss 3I. Because Morgan's antics were really funny (MORE FUNNY THAN MINE!)

I made a poem.

Bitter is my heart as it thirsts for revenge
Sombre are the nights as i reminisce
Hatred fuels my blood as it fills my mind
Fetter to my soul as it bounds my actions

I shall end this post with a picture of a stick-men war.

Dont be stupid, click to enlarge!



<_<

4:03 AM
The internet could not connect to some websites on saturday, so I couldnt blog. Anyway, I slept in the living room that night because the weather was so cool. And I thought Kejia was daoing me. Wanted to post a poem but yeah, couldnt access blogger.

Also drew a comic about stickmen. Maybe I shall post next time as Im in my tuition teacher's house. Lol.

So today, is the first day of school. I cant wait for the next compo writing. Because its so fun. I can use the words learnt from the poems I read during the school holidays. (COCK LANGUAGE)

Surprised I was not sleepy today. Maybe because I can suan Keith. Lol. And the stupid Keith's love didnt come again. And not for the rest of this week. Want to make us fail Bio again, eh?

Im like super like English language now. So went to the library during recess but could not find any books on poems. Lol.

Havent done much of my holiday homework. And I found out that there is a hell lot of math homework, and Keith, being the B@stard he is, just refuses to lend me his work. I say, screw him. He should e@t sh1t and d1e. Okay, just joking. Im not so bad.

Bye.

<_<

Thursday, June 19, 2008

7:35 PM
Today is the last day of the holidays. (Sat and Sunday dont count.. <_<)

So Im going to do the impossible (Unpossible). To finish ALL my tuition homework (due tomorrow) AND school homework.

No situation is ever helpless. The only thing helpless is when I give up.

I HAVE to abstain from playing computer games for now.

If you want the rainbow, you have to put up with the rain!

Bye

<_<

9:09 AM
Lol. Killer ants of Lalaland are flying towards my compuuter now. So like flying towards me.

Why? Because my computer is the only source of light in my house now. So stupid ants are coming here.

Dont dare so sleep late tonight after watching Art of the Devil 2 yesterday. :(

The blond little girl is so damn scary. Lol.

Will go to sleep when my grandmother does.

<_<

5:28 AM
I dont know why companies like to donate cars for lucky draws for charity. You know those kind where you donate a sum of money, then you get a chance to win this this this and that? Yeah.

I call that hypocrisy. I appreciate those companies who donate not for fame or tax exemption, but for helping others, and stay anonymous.

I heard that when you donate in the name of your company, your company gets tax exemption bigger than the amount you donate. Like your company donates $100, it gets $110 tax exemption.

Dont know if this is still the practice these days, but if it is, it certainly would be a loophole to exploit money, and to gain fame.

And those people who sponsor cars or those kind of things should donate CASH to charity instead. Stop being hypocrites.

Sorry if this post has offended any company/ anyone, but I just have to get this off.

Just finished downloading Bamzooki from Creatures Labs. I vividly remember being a fan of Creatures when I was in primary 6, and even wanted to create a new breed of them.

You can google Creatures and Bamzooki. Or Wikipedia it. Creatures Dock is free and I think its still free to download, and you should give it a try. ^_^

My sister tried to suan me just now. She ask me "Gor, why you no girlfriend one ah?"
Then I turned back and used my finger and point at my head and reply "Your brain got problem ah? Why must have girlfriend?"

She must be thinking im gay or something. Lol. She went to buy chocolates (YES, EATING CHOCOLATES AFTER DINNER.) , so I can post this post. Lol.

Get Smart is a good movie. Based on a series in the 1990's. Same title. Lol.

<_<

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

7:02 PM
SChool is reopening in a few days time. I guess these few days are really the last few days that I can rest..

The next real holiday would be after CA2, and only 1 week. We have to prepare for End of Year exams, so that wouldnt count as a holiday.

Then the end of year holiday (2months) would most likely be going back to school to study for O levels. So no break.

After O levels we have to go JC (yeah, stupid change.), so hectic life in JC means no break.

After JC is army, bloody die.

After army need go university (I hope..), and even less time to rest.

After Uni is WORK. And 14 days of leave a month? That... SUCKS.

I havent appreciated the past few years of my life. I should go appreciate the next few precious days.

Oh btw, my new blogskin is nice isnt it? :)

<_<

Sunday, June 15, 2008

6:46 PM
So I woke up today and found myself alone at home. The howling winds are freaking me out.

And Ive been hearing a bird lately. Or maybe something's wrong with me.

Oh yeah, there is a newer version of Dofus coming out..









Each class will have more skills, and there may be a possibility they might add more classes.
But Srams' invisibility skill will get a little nerf though. Actually its not little. Its MAJOR. Invisibility doesnt last forever until broken anymore. Wtf?

But damn, the new UI and graphics look way cool considering that they use flash to make the game. Better than Battleon. Lol.

I just remembered that the name Dartteon was inspired from Pokemon. You know the eevee's evolutions? Flareon, Vaporeon and.. some thunder thing whose name I cant remember. So you see the "eon" at the back of their names. I dont know how the Dartt in front came about, though.

So when I used this to play Maple, people would be calling me "Dar", which is short form for Darling. Lol.

Anyway, I was feeling bored so I drew people on msn.

















Typical Cat High short pants.

















I cant vividly remember his softball uniform.
















Stamford in his typical pink shirt.

If theyre carrying a rectangular shaped thing, its a MAGIC CARD. Because theyre my Magic friends. I dont know why Stamford came out as a kid. Oh, and Edward is holding a PSP.

And for Keith,









By the way, this blog is supposed to be top secret. More confidential than the color of George Bush's underwear.

<_<

Saturday, June 14, 2008

10:38 PM








Haha. This photo looks so emo.








Lmao, Keith said "f u" on msn, so I went to draw the "fu" in chinese, meaning prosperity. Then he go block me. Wtf sia. He cant take jokes, can he?









Anyway, enough of that KEEIIPPPHHYYY dude. Lol.

Yesterday I saw an advertisement at a bus stop. It read "Makes your skin 3 times fairer"

I was like, Wtf? You can measure how fair you are? 3 times fairer?

Sometimes the people who make ads should really use their brains.

I love bus rides. But not during the day. At night when the air is cool and the bus is quiet, it gives you time to think about your life.

Plus, if the bus is not air conditioned, open the window and enjoy the night breeze!

Today I originally planned to go for a Magic tournament. The first prize is a flight to Manila for their big scale tournament. Dont think I could make it anyway, and furthermore I made a promise..

Im supposed to bring some PSP games for my cousin and at the same time have tuition.

My cousin is my tutor. I remember during my p6 days I was the science and math wiz in my class.

I remember one practical exam, the person in front of me scored 19/20. The whole class went "WHOOAAAAA"

Then the teacher read out mine. 20/20! Then the whole class was like "IS HE HUMAN!?!?!?!"

But then close to PSLE, I started playing Maple Story everyday and so my PSLE sucked. 230.

Then during secondary 1, clearly demoralised, having needed to appeal to Maris Stella to get in, my grades slacked.

Luckily my cousin started to tutor me so my math went up again. Now Im in a Pure Physics class also because of an appeal.

Seems my life would be full of appeals. Lol.

Oh, and I remembered one really funny incident during my primary 3 or 4 days. You know, the girls had to change to PE attire, so they would wear PE shorts under their skirts.

So when they would change, they would just take out their skirt and go to the toilet to change their shirt to the PE uniform.

So there was this really absent minded girl, called Jyt Lynn. She forgot the had not worn her shorts underneath, and guess what?

YES, she took out her skirt in class. She was even about to walk out of the classroom.

Luckily, me being me, and one of the only few people in class, shouted it out to her. Very hilarious, thinking about it now.

Before I go, let me give you a kiss!














Ok. My sis bought this for me. My favourite sweet. Lol.

<_<

7:19 AM
Yo. Today was a good day. Why? Because I helped someone.

I went to Bishan after tuition and realised I had forgotted to bring some cards my friend had ordered and was to ship it out to America next day.
So the absent-minded me had to travel all the way back and take my cards.
After alighting from the bus I saw this little boy carrying 2 bags and struggling to walk on the pathway. Realised he was my neighbour.

Me being me, and inheriting my father's too-helpful-for-his-own-good genes (more on that later), I offered help. But even after he said nevermind I sill helped anyway.

So I carried one bag (He wouldnt let me carry the other, didnt want to trouble me too much) and boy, it was quite heavy! I learnt that his mother wanted him to carry it up.
I was a little furious with his mother. Why make him carry such heavy bags? But I knew I shouldnt ask too much questions...

So after carrying the bag of food to the Paya Lebar Methodist Church, which I went for some kind of class when I was p5-p6, I walked back. On the way back, I saw his sister.

So I helped her carry one bag again. Then I learnt that there were FOUR (YES, 4!) more bags at home to carry there. I was like, WTF?

But me being me, I stilled helped. <_<

Luckily, their mum had called a friend to drive the food there. Anyway, the distance was not really big and they praised me. :D

My father is the too-helpful-for-his-own-good kind. When he drives me to school or back, when he sees another Schoolmate, he would cry out enthusiastically if they wanted a lift.

I was like, OMG, no face. What if they think you are PEDOBEAR?

But, as he was a good man, he survived cancer! He was struck with cancer at the end of last year.
He had to undergo surgery and the stupid me, who did not know that it could be potentially life threatening, was playing cards at Bishan. Im an idiot.

Luckily, he survived! Thank god for that. I have to treat him better.

I wonder why people think theyre "kind hearted" when they catch a fish and then let it go. They either have no brains, or want to act kind.
When you catch a fish the fish's mouth gets hooked and you pull the fish up by its mouth. Now imagine a hook in your mouth and someone pulls the hook up along with you.











And this is drawn by hand.. wait, mouse. On msn. lol.

You may want to ask , "hey why dont you play Isketch" and ill reply "i already do."

Shes not home yet. So sian nobody to play with in Dofus.

<_<

Friday, June 13, 2008

3:11 AM
Okay, theres a million things to blog so I can make 2 posts in a day? Right? lol.

I can never have not enough things to blog about. Just that when I dont blog, its because my sister's around, or Im busy.
I dont want my sister to know about this blog. It will be stupid. Im very secretive.

Went to Hanabi to eat just now. Ala Carte Sushi buffet. Sponsored by my aunt. :D
Japanese cuisine tastes the best.. when your not paying for it! LOL.
Ate lots of raw salmon. Other fishes were just not tender enough of become gooey when you bite them.

To all those who have not ate raw salmon before, you seriously should try it. (You know who you are)

Also ate lots of fried tempura. Damn, it was good.

Then, my aunt being my aunt, insisted that I have to walk after eating. Shes a nurse so I think that is normal.
(If it isnt normal then shes abnormal. Duh.)

So we walked to CHIJMES. It looked nice and old, antique look. Saw a Maid Cosafe. Lol.
Apparently their waitresses are all dressed like maids. Dont ask me why. Then I saw that stupid poster and there wrote that their boss is only 16. Wow, 16 years old have this maid fetish. Wtf.

The place has a nice smell. Antique smell. I dont know why but I like the smell of the old wood there...

I havent seen much of this world yet. I should spend less time at home. (At least less than Keith, anyway.)

Anyway, I digged out something funny. Have a look.















Hmm.. my mother told me that when I was a kid, I was really obedient. They could just leave me in the cradle with a toy and I could play the toy without making any noises.

And when they gave me a new toy I would just ignore it and continue playing with my old toy. Is that autistic or what.

I find it weird. Why am I different from other teenagers who like to shop for their clothes. Lol.

I dont buy my own clothes, my mother buys all of them for me. So I do not have an array of different clothes to choose from, unlike those attention-whoring kids.

Oh, and I hate attention whores. You know those kind, who go around whoring for new friends? Yes, those kind who randomly add people to friendster and then meet up with them.

I wonder what my life will be 10 years from now. Or maybe 20. Maybe I would get bored, call Keith Chia who by then I would have not talked with for a long time, and say "MUSHROOM"

Then he will be like "wtf, asshole".

He really dam b@stard sia. I told him I want to draw some pictures with words then he go block me. Wtf. What a waste of my talents (LOL)

This was what I wanted to draw to that KEIIIPPPHHYYY.




















Oh btw, todays friday the 13th.

<_<

Thursday, June 12, 2008

6:58 PM
My sister has to learn some manners.

Yesterday she brought a few friends to the house to do a project. Then they took the Yakult to drink.
My granma lamented that she has not drank the Yakult yet and cant shit. So I told my sister that and she started shouting.
Then my grandma said, "you want to fight ah, shout at me?" then my sister, obviously not wanted to lose face in front of her friends, said yes.

My grandma was obviously sad. Stupid sister.

And those friends didnt wash their plates after dinner. How impolite. Made my dad angry.

Oh, and today I broke a world record! I FREAKING WOKE UP BEFORE 10am!

Okay, that may seems impossible during the holidays. But I heard the phone ringing from my room and then I woke up. Lol.

Edward was supposed to morning call me today. But he didnt. He is coming to collect his cards...

I dont know why, but people seem to have a fetish for borrowing money from me. Wtf. Im not your banks.

And I still owe Jerome $10.. got to remember that. Money borrowed is to be returned.

And I have decided to be nicer to the people around me and be not as rude.

Oh, and I have restarted my Dofus character. Dont say I pangseh you now.

I find blogs a good way to understand people. Provided they type honestly in their blogs. Lol.

This blog is very secretive.. I told only Keith Chia my blog and there, 33 views already. Lol.

The holidays are ending soon.. lets list down the bad things about going to school..

1 : Have to study. DUH.
2 : I handed up sloppy homework just before holidays started. The physics teacher is going to kill me.
3 : Bus 158, the bus home, takes approximately half a million years to come. One million years is exaggerating, so half a million years is just fine.
4 : Cannot sleep past 11am. :(
5 : Less time on the computer.
6 : Warm uniform. Mar1s St3lla is so backward we have to wear a singlet under our shirt. 2 Layers of shit makes us perspire.
7 : Morning Assembly is a drag with Kwok. Ask Keith.
8 : Can suan Keith.

Now, to be optimistic, lets list the good things about going back to school..
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Darn, I cant list out any. School just sucks so hard.

<_<

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

12:54 AM
Darn. I cant find my holiday assignments. Im in deep trouble.

See how messy my table is?
















Kejia introduced me to this game called Dofus. Its really fun. But it sounds stupid.

Its like Final Fantasy Tactics, and it has a hell lot of classes. Variety is good.

See, I created this Rogue type class and set the bombs to kill the monsters before they can reach me.

But Kejia always walks into the bombs.















See, her favourite guild...
















Click to enlarge. Dont be stupid.

I made a board game just before school holidays started. I scanned it! :D

This is the board you play on.
















This is the character cards.















This is the character icons.

















As the cards are too big for the board, you use the icons in place of the cards.

Each turn, you roll a dice as see how many Turn Points you get. The costs of doing something is on the top of the board.

You see, the possibility of improving this game is endless.. more classes, more maps, more fun!

Lol. Im retarded.

Wong Zhen Yang called me the trendstarter of stupid things. I think that is true.

When I was in primary school, I drew my comics and my classmates started doing likewise.

Then I got bored and started creating my card games. I even sold 3 pieces of paper for MONEY! SERIOUSLY.

Then in sec 1 I bought a tamagotchi.















My actual Tamagotchi. No Battery.

I brought it to school and managed to influence 3 (YES, 3. THREE.) people to buy one.
Ryan Yong, Gabriel Ang and Xue Haoran. I brought the Tamagotchi to school everyday and till it had 6 generations. Then the battery died. Lol.

I think Im going to be retarded and bring it to school when the school term starts. Just to piss my form teacher off.

Wait, if I cant find my homework I better not. Because she would get really angry and start charging at me like a bull (joking)

I dont know why I am scared of girls. Let me try to list the reasons out.

1 : They scream (I have hearing problems already, thankyouverymuch.)
2 : Theyre bossy (Duh.)
3 : They swear (Okay most of them dont, but that really pisses me off.)
4 : Temper. (Pampered princesses losing their temper is a really bad thing.)
5 : They like to add the word "can" at the end of their sentences... e.g, "THIS IS LIKE SO NICE, CAN?" and "CAN, CAN?!?!?!"

I can only remember these 4. Maybe I shall ponder more about this next time.

<_<

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

3:52 AM






























Today is my sis' birthday. This is what I bought for her..

One little puff costs 2.90. So 3 of them costs 8.70.

I was out of ideas so Kejia told me to buy keychain. Went to Comic Connection to buy as Mini Toons was too scary to go in (alot of girls inside)

Actually one puff have one string on it, but I detached all of the strings and hooked all 3 puffs to 1 string. So look like one bunch. Cute right?

Maybe I should make a bunch of keychains and hang on my phone. Like Misa-Misa's phone in Death Note. So nice.

<_<

Sunday, June 8, 2008

9:00 PM
Yesterday's Magic tournament was a disaster. At first I won 2 games, then lost the next 3 games in a row.

There are 3 games in a Magic match. In the second out of 5 matches, My first game was a game loss.

I had registered my deck wrongly due to carelessness. Then amazingly, I won! My opponent was last year's national champion.

Then I got too happy and lost the next 3 games.

This shouldnt be happening to me. :(

<_<

Thursday, June 5, 2008

10:16 AM
Im feeling very stupid now. Im playing a private Maple Story server.

I wanted to create one myself but failed. lol.

Anyway, I think Maple Story is a big cause for many Singaporean girls to become chao ah lians. They meet bad influence online, then create friendster accounts, then meet up with boys and lie to their parents. Like my sister.

Anyway, there was a bloody sudden downpour this afternoon. I opened the door and nearly got blown off (okay im exaggerating but the wind was REALLY strong.)
















Then it calmed down a little
















Anyway, now off to random stuffs.















My sexy PSP. You should be seduced.















My cardboard of cards. Now get your jaw on the floor back up to your face. I should pack it
someday.















My pencilcase. (To Keith : No, stickmen =/= porn.)















The road home
















A card which I tried to create a 3-D effect.















LuKejia should know what this is :)

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Wednesday, June 4, 2008

12:55 AM







Land Hermit Crab









Animals of comfort,
soothing your spirit,
calming your soul.
Companions for life.

Eww. How cheesy. I should hate myself. (Refer to 2 posts before)

Hmm. I wonder how many pets I had in my whole life. I think it would be more than 30? Let me try to list them out..

Countless fishes (including my fighting fish that just died a month ago)Shrimps (sea monkeys also count as brine shrimps.

2 terrapins (should be called this way right? Turtles are bigger versions?)2 hamsters2 guinea pigs (or something like that)

15 hermit crabs








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My Hermit Crabs ID (LOL SERIOUSLY.)


This list is according to the time i first had them in order.
Im sure I had more than 9 fishes. So 30+ pets could be the right number. Maybe even 40+ or 50+, as Im sure i had ALOT of fishes.


The first pets were from a kindergarthen excursion. They brought us to "Kids Kampong" at Pasir Ris beach and there was this cute little pond, that looked like a racing track. It had many fishes inside, and we could catch as many as we want in 30 minutes (i think.)


I caught the most in my batch. I remember I was using my friend's movements to scare the fish and they swam to my side and I just scooped them up with ease. My peers did not know how to catch and caught really little , by luck...


Then when we had to pack our fishes, there was one of my classmates that caught REALLY little or none at all. So the teachers took some of my fishes and gave it to her. I think it was a her. Maybe it was LuKejia, LOL.
Of course, I was pissed.

Most of them died. I kept them in the same bucket they gave us and some just jumped out of the bucket and landed on the floor and died. Nobody kicked the bucket (pun intended)

Hamsters were a gift from my mother's colleague as she had way too many (i remember spelling colleague as "curlic" last time, LMAO.) and Guinea pigs, from a relative.


The pair of hamsters were both male, and supposedly father and son. But both of them fought all they I just had to separate them. I remember letting them meet and the son jumped 4cm high, 8cm away to his father, and started fighting. I was like, WTF.


















In the end, the father escaped and I couldnt find him anymore. I think he went under the fridge or something, because there are alot of holes underneath, and died there. The reason why there is no odor might be because he is frozen. LOL.



The pair of guinea pigs were mother and son, and when you took one of them away, the other would start getting anxious, when you squeezed the stomache lightly, they would squeal. How cute, right? Gave them away. LOL.


Then I had 2 hermit crabs. Bought from "HaHa Crabs" at Junction 8. $20 each, LOL. Then after 1 or 2 months, 1 died. Then I brought the other to school for show and tell and it died shortly afterwards. LOL.






Hermit Crab manual. Tell me if you want to read it :)




Then my auntie found a shop which sold hermit crabs at 1 for $3. That means the HaHa Crabs shop just ripped me off. She bought 11 (I think), and that was before the second hermit crab died, which died shortly after.

Hermit crabs STINK when they die. Seriously. And I am stupid enough to go smell them. LOL.


















Naked Hermit Crab, without shell. This is not pr0n.

That was in sec 1. Then in sec 2 Miss Neo, my sec 1 english teacher came to tell me

"zOMGWtFBbQLolZ! I caught one hermit crab from the beach and then it died shortly after. LOLOLl1!!1!11one!1!!1!!eleven!1!1"Of course it would die. Land hermit crabs and sea hermit crabs are 2 different things. Why the heck did she go catch it before doing some research. =.=''












Sea Hermit Crab.

I think she caught this instead of the one right on the top of this post.

I think I should start earning some money from Magic. I would practice at the same time. 4 man mini tournaments, whereby the winner gets $4, the runner up gets nothing, lose nothing, and the 2 losers pay $2 each.

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Monday, June 2, 2008

7:28 PM
I attended SANA course yesterday and it was quite fun. But most of the time we were waiting and overall it was a bloody waste of time.
There was this girl sitting next to me who was emo. So many cuts on her wrist.. from Pasir Ris Sec. Looks so pain.


Guys, I need a favor from you. Go to this website www.sana.org.sg/BadgeProject and do the stupid survey. My badge ID is 2008061080.


I dont know why I need that stupid badge. As if I can pin it on my face and parade. And Flying Club is not a friggin Uniform Group.
Some r3tarded seniors there have to act big and say "IM GUNNA PUMP YOOOz LOLOLO!lo1L!l", as if they had gone through the proper Uniform Group trainings (5 min water break, if not 1 pushup for each 1 second late) when they were juniors.


And dont take drugs. I have come up with a really good reason to refuse drugs. When they say "take la take la",
just reply "BOOHOOOHOOo, my family very poor, my father live in cardboard, my mother live in tissue paper :(" or something along that lines.


SANA course doesnt even provide lunch. Screw them. And I cant pay for McDonalds with EZlink charged by GIRO. WTF? I didnt know and ordered Big Mac EVM, then they say cannot. Now $6 poorer. :(


I decided Im going to use less vulgar words from now on. Saying "fuck" without even me realising it is just bad. Maybe I should totally keep my mouth shut and act introvert and be emo. LOL.


Starting from next week its study time. Im going to be See Yin Lead that bistard. Oh cow, I just swore again. So not cool.


And sorry I havent been bloggin for the past few days, my sister and I fought over the camera my dad bought for us to share and he got angry, ninja'd the modem.

The perfect pets :)

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