goodbye 2007

In the spirit of joining the crowd, here is my "farewell 2007" post.

First of all i would like to clarify that my previous post was such utter crap that i feel so embarrassed that i would actually dare post it. It shows how young my mind is. =p

Ok.. 2007, what a year. How fast it went by. Cant imagine i spent nearly 6 months on holiday!! Its crazy! I mean, just lazing around i managed to waste away 1/2 a year. Its insane! Its slotherific! Its sad.. After A-levels, i did apply for things, work for 1.5 months, help out abit,etc. But ultimately i did nothing of much purpose. I think.

I mean, cassie started her classes, dme is so busy with her roteract and just hanging out (i question her fundings... HOW?!), ben did work and roteract and probably FTZ(game), jeremy's working hard, Ling's off to study in UK, Nirmal's busy surviving the flood and now is off to India to save the flood victims... (ok i lied).. That leaves me, mike,
-->wake up, consume carbon compounds, digest, rest, consume carbon compound, sleep.

When i think back, boy was i lazy. I mean, TECHNICALLY i could have done allot more, but i didnt. Isnt that always the case? i think it is for me. Similar to the "i-should-have-studied-more/started-studying-earlier" case.

Anyway, this post is not to discuss mundane theories of why or how i did not spend my time wisely, nor is it a rant post of how i should have did this or that. No. It is a post where i shall spread the Joy of 2007, like butter on bread, to my dearest readers. It is where i shall sieve out the crap of 2007 and present you with only the refined, best of 2007.


Starting with a joke....

Nothing say's HAPPY NEW YEAR like....


....facebook spam...
i swear i turned off all the notifications.. it was ok until recently, it seemed to have rechecked the "allow email notification".

Great stuff, Happy New Year people. Welcome 2008. Bye!

Well, 2007 thought me allot of things.. one of which.. ("BEST OF" U IDIOT! NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR LIFE UNLESS YOU'RE SOME HOT CHIC WITH 912839012873 PICTURES. THEN PEOPLE WILL READ WHILE WAITING FOR THE PICTURES TO LOAD!!!)

Fine!

Less than 5 hours to 2008.. im suppose to be in my car driving to somewhere now but i aint... I like to be late.

And i am.. promise ill update this later when im free. as of now- BYE! 2007 was fun..ish..

part 2: The Return of the Jedi

The rich brat with his gay partner arrived. Robin. Such gayness. What a naughty bat..

Cont...

.. Batman in his batmobile, and robin, on his unicorn. (it was a gift from batman.. In his heart, Robin wished for a pony tho)
It was dark at night (Yes, it is) and Batman knew this all too well. He hid in the darkness, tossing his Baurikens (bat-shurikens) at me. What a wuss.
Luckily, his "partner" was wearing his new christmas present: A costume made from neon green, fluorescent yellow and glowing red cloth. And of course, as useless as he is, cling to Batman like the gayboi he is.

I was distracted by Robin trying to mount his unicorn. (by mount i mean "get up on" ) thus causing the failed evasion of a bauriken. I was pissed. I walked over to Robin. Stabbed the unicorn and then proceeded to mock his costume on my megaphone. U know metrosexual men and their attire. As expected, he broke down and cried. Batman, distressed, came out of the shadows to comfort his comrade. *stab* Win.

Now... at this point u might wonder.. "where is the truth?"... soon my faithful readers.. soon...
As the 2 cops froze at the sight of their superheroes' prompt downfall, i went back in my car. Start my engine. Waved and drove back...

BUT THEN...

A huge boulder flew out of nowhere n smashed my car... Luckily i wore my safety belt and was totally unscratched. Yes. Advertisements are true. Wear ur damn belts.
It was the Xmen. Dada da da da dum. Dada da da da daa! DA DUM!

Cyclops- the one eye giant. (who hurled the boulder)
Wolverine- half-wolf, half-tamarind
Storm - Halle Berry
Nightcrawler- Human cockroach with german accent
Iceman (self explanatory)
and of course
Prof X- the psychic pervert. That wheelchair is a disguise so people take pity on him and hides his true motives well. Who would accuse a handicap?


5 against 1. Looks like a downhill battle for the Jedi. They entered the scene with a bang. Their theme music was playing in the background. Matching costumes.
I knew i was done for.
But wait. If they have "backup", why wouldnt i?
I CALL MY BAND OF HELPERS.

I shall state their name along with their ability

Angelicassie : Super strength and can make hair-standing chilling sounds. (of "bats" and such... )
Nirmzor : Survival skills (hunt, run, climb) as well as immune to cold.
She.IS.reen: Sarcasm that can confuse and destroy


I............... this is sad... i think im going to sleep now... im sick.. i have a sore throat..
ill just end here..

Angelicassie took on cyclops with her strength and made sounds which made the Xmen squirm.
Nirmzor took on iceman with spaghetti strap and said "no.. not cold also"
She.IS.reen praised the German cockroach's English... "O YES. THATS G-R-E-A-T ENGLISH ALL RIGHT.FREAKIN A! " Poor soul..


Prof X is a perv and Storm is Halle Berry. Solved.


Truth: No i did NOT bribe the cop AGAIN like someone asked. People learn from their mistakes. They keep playing the intimidation card (ask ic, tell me im P. Tell me fine is RM300 and ask the friend to write down number plate) and ask me "Macam mana u mahu tolong saya?" "U bagitau macam mana u boleh tolong?" "Saya belum saman lagi.. Mcam mana mau tolong?"

First i gave excuses, coz the stupid traffic light infront of my house is always spoilt and i assumed it was spoiled. I truly thought it was. But excuses didnt work coz he said "U bagitau itu kepada hakim kat makhamah". They were quite "badass".. lol.. I was tempted for like 3 secs, but then i BRIBED ONCE IN MY LIFE (rm20) AND FELT LIKE SHIT AFTER THAT AND SWORE NVR TO DO THAT AGAIN.
i ask him "how much demerit points?" he said 1/2 b4 P batal. Then intimidate,stall,etc.
I apologize for running the light and said "saya tak boleh tolong la.. maaf"
Cops : Kenapa tak boleh tolong?
me : Betul2 tak boleh tolong.. sorry la.. Kamu maafkan saya saja la.. sudah lewat malam.. student saja
Cops: Buat salah kena ada balasan.. RM300 tau.. Boleh bayar ka student? I belum saman lagi tau...
me: Tak boleh tolong la boss.. betul2 tak boleh.. Tapi tak perlu saman la... (lol) Sorry ya..

Repeat that like 3-4 times, with variation. Literally. U dont know how many times i said "tak boleh tolong"
Maybe bcoz they see i going into the golf club so they thought can get some dough.

Then after like i was quite tired already and just didnt care if he saman me or not. I just said "Saya tak ada duit la boss.." Then i took out my wallet and say "u tak percaya u tengok la.."
OF COZ i knew they wouldnt check.. that would be like.. saying "I AM A TERRIBLE COP"... where got cop check ur wallet to see how much money u have.. lol...
He and his friend diliberated for awhile.. then 1 guy said "Kami bukan mau duit pon.. tak mau duit.. u buat salah...etc"
Then i just say sorry tp tak boleh tolong.. and kept quiet. <-- tired already.
The guy said... "ok lah.. i pon kesian saman u lesen P.."
"terima kasihx2!" "Gnite!" "Merry Christmas!" "tq tq"
"U Christian ka?"
"Ya"
"ok ok.. *gestures for me to leave"

Booyah.. I thank God for his mercy~ :D

And THAT is my Christmas story. lol.

(Belated) MERRY CHRISTMAS!

HAVE A BLESSED MERRY CHRISTMAS PEOPLE!!

Stupid blogspot.. i couldnt post anything for the past 1+ day.. everytime i click post it says error and i thought ill save it and post later... After clicking save 1000000 times.. i close the browser... and when i open back.. woopee... gone!

Ahh.. holidays.. the Joy.
Dad waking me up every freakin morning asking me to do things... then scolded me n told my mom im always grumpy... WTF! I HATE WAKING UP DAMN EARLY IN THE MORNING WHEN I SLEEP LATE! ....Merry Christmas~

But its ok. The result: Flu.
Sigh.. im so lazy to re-blog.
Oh on Christmas Day, (sort of.. it was 1+am) i ran a red light... STOP POINTING FINGERS AND LET ME EXPLAIN! I stopped.. then i saw the light was red.. all the 3 sides were red so that means only the light for the road directly opposite me was green. There was no cars. This light was righhhhttt infront of my house so ive probably ran it like 1092830912873012 times.. And not to mention IT IS ALWAYS SPOILED! Its suppose to be intelligent. so if there were no cars, my side should turn green (When the light is fully functioning... like 40% of the time) Then i was already so sleepy and wanted to go home.. n since the "intelligent" light system isnt working, i decided - WHO NEEDS INTELLIGENCE WHEN U HAVE WILL?
*starts driving*
Just as i turn and and drove for 4 secs down the road, someone highbeam me.. ITS A COP!
I was torn between speeding up and going into my housing area, pushing my "release spike strip" button, or stop-take and axe and butcher the 2 cops..

Then i thought, what if they had guns? an axe wouldnt do. So i took out my light saber instead.
In the spirit of christmas, it had 2 colours, green and red. "but doesnt the green one belong to yoda and the red belong to the sithsssSssS?" *Slaps* ... in anycase, i got down, with my barehands, (which was gripping the light saber) slashed the cop car into a pile of metal. Then i proceeded to "whack" the cops. They started shooting at me. Rounds after rounds but my lightning quick reflexes paired with my totally awesome light saber melted each bullet on contact. I was unstoppable. They called for backup. IT WAS ROBOCOP. OMGOSHHH!!!!



Slow ass Humanoid that one (Human-Android). Luckily, i watched robocop when i was young and always wondered, "Why do they only shoot his chest?" and "Hasnt anybody try to stab/shoot his mouth or eye?"
I learned. I applied. I conquered. After slicing through robocop like hot knife through butter, i proceeded to deal with those meddling cops. Dare they stop me when im tired!?
From the darkness, appeared a knight. Yes. Batman. (The new batman movie is called "the dark knight" btw)
The rich brat with his gay partner arrived. Robin. Such gayness. What a naughty bat.


Opps.. gtg.. TRUTH REVEALED in the Next Episode of "Cops Vs Jedi Mike"

Cant believe u read thru that load o crap. Grats. 1 e-icecream for u.

my head's everywhere!

"OTTAWA (AFP) - An oil field worker in western Canada was shocked this month to be charged 85,000 dollars for surfing the Internet on his new mobile phone, local media said Thursday. "I didn't know what to think. I thought there was probably a mistake," he told public broadcaster CBC. "I told them I wasn't aware that I would be charged for hooking up my phone to the computer." -yahoo news

Sure would suck to be him...dont be a dumbass.. Remember, there is NO pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. NONE!
"but the leprechaun said ther..."
HE'S GAY!....

Here's the next excerpt:

AngelaCarsien says:
am watching cycle 9 now haha

mike says:
...........

mike says:
how can u watch so many so fast?

AngelaCarsien says:
watch non-stop whole daye

AngelaCarsien says:
only go out to eat shit pee and shower

AngelaCarsien says:
and eat apple

nuff said... Name changed for privacy.

AngelaCarsien says:
or i'll destroy you

Threats did not stop the truth to be published.


Heh..

Operation FAT

I have been trying to put on some weight lately... it has not been going that well.. Despite the fact that im eating like.. constantly.. and till im at the brink of puking, im still not gaining proper weight.. then again i dont want to be a fatass with a belly the size of a depressed beer drinking hobo.
hmmm... infact im thinking of planning a diet which includes eating like 6-8 times a day.. unfortunately trial run- day 1 (today) failed... I woke up during lunch time..no proper food. So i ate 2 eggs and 1 banana....... ITS JUST SOME RANDOM FOOD AROUND THE HOUSE! STOP BEING SICK U FRIKS! someone ate my yogurt.. =\ ..lunch-ended up eating lunch at 3.. then wanted to go home for dinner.. My dad forgot to tell my maid that i was eating. (i called him!) so ended up no dinner for me.. heated leftovers.. rice and chicken.. ate 1 papaya.. fibre is important so u can poopoo...
sighh.. ate 0.5+1.0+0.5=2.0 meals.. FAILURE.

Aih... i really have lost it.. i dont know whats wrong.. maybe its this constant depressing mood...I cant blog anything funny anymore.. No more happy juice flowing through my brains. sigh. Too many other things in it. I want to believe that at the end
Maybe its time to retire...

(brb.. gaming..)

*2 days later*

didnt get to game that night... but shall post this after its been sitting on my bloggers dashboard for 2 days...

Before i go, let me give u a quote from Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Iranian President, during a Q&A at New York City's Columbia University.

"In Iran,we dont have homosexuals like in your country."

i lol-ed.

bah

i went to camp.

t'was good.

i lied.

t'was suxzor.

psyche!

t'was ok.

maybe.

u'se scammed?

haha.

u'se irritated?

mwahaha.

i'se sad.

:(

i'se sad when i think of things.

:(

i'se no mood now.

....

u'se come cheer me up?

yay.

u'se the best.

no?

all u'se liar.

T-T

i'se sad.

A rant post on the time robbing Heroes

Its been awhile since i blogged. I seem to have ran out of things i feel like sharing to the world. I guess this phase of my life, the blogging phase, is over. What can i do? My brain is falling asleep and my body is aching. My neck is semi sprained. It hurts when i turn left. Ouch. I need an orthopedic pillow.
Next week is going to be a busy week. There is Youth Camp, Holiday and holiday. To you people who are suppose to go down to Melaka, WE HAVE NOTHING PLANNED. I am worried but i am mentally too tired to plan. I have a bad feeling. BUT we can just wing it. I mean, its only december, school holiday. Nothing much. Im sure without booking any hotels we can still find cheap accommodation...

Now on to my topic, HEROES.
To those who watched or follow heroes, i hope you can relate to what im about to say.

HEROES Season 2 SUCKED!

Wow so pretty~ :p
YES IT SUCKS!
Originally, like normal tv series, heroes was suppose to have 22 episodes together with a 8 episode spinoff called The Origins (where i assume will show the origin of the powers? or at least some sort of explanation). BUT thanks to the WGA strike or the writers strike in America, many tv shows were canceled or abruptly ended. I mean, No script = no show. (Writers demanded increase in pay saying that only the directors and actors get the money whereas they were not recognized and not appreciated.)
WELL, Heroes too, which is under NBC, (i think) could not escape this fate. 1st move after rumours of Writer's strike- ORIGINS CANCELED! After strike- TADA 22 episodes became 11 episodes.
HMMM... what happens when one cut out 1/2 a show? Can u imagine Titanic being 1 hour long? Or 1.5 hours of Lord of the Rings? Heck, Frodo-im gay- Baggins would still be hugging Sam- im gayer-Gamgee in the land of ultimate gayness- The Shire.
Not many shows leave you with such a feeling: Angry and cheated.
('Lost' being no.1)

Sorry to those who have not watched and plan to in near future. You are in for a disappointing ride.

Heroes 2 in the first few episodes introduced SO many new characters with 10 or more parallel stories running at the same time. WOW SOUNDS IMPRESSIVE DOESNT IT? Well most of the time, it left me saying "Not this story again? So damn boring." The characters are unimpressive, no character development and often leaves one thinking "What the heck?". To make matters worse, they had to cut it short. Intro-ing so many chars then suddenly ended the Season leaving you wondering "What was the purpose of all that?" Its these kinda things that make me angry. I had all these theories that maybe this will happen or that. BAH!
Ok, the worst part:
Peter Petrelli is G A Y & A N N O Y I N G.
I was watching this with her and her sister. They ask "Why is he (Peter) so stupid?"
Reply: He was stupid from the previous season. They have to keep it consistent. He cant SUDDENLY become smart. That would be wrong.

And then a scene from the last episode showing Suresh.
"Yes, he's also stupid from the other season. Must keep consistency."

Peter Petrelli, the most powerful "Hero" with the "purest of heart".
They should replace that with "Lurus seperti Bendul" (translation: Straight as an Okra... lol)
Where do i begin with this fella, 1st of all his stupid "im serious.im cool.Nothing phases me." look. ITS ANNOYING. Erghh.. feel like slapping him n stabbing his eyes.
Maybe there was a reason they introduced him as a male Nurse. (Murse)
2nd. He cant even use the correct power at the correct time. No this is not his fault, its the director and writer Tim Kraig.
I can walk through walls but i had to use my Telekinetic powers to pry open a humongous safe until my nose bleed. Why? Because i r stupid.

Upon reaching the safe.
Peter: So what do we do now?
Adam: I guess you'll have to pry it open with that brain of yours.

Not to mention he can actually read minds. But instead of readin them, he ask questions.
I mean COMMON.

The whole season is just flawed everywhere.

After the 3rd episode, watching it became a chore. but i just had to finish it.

The Season Finale, like the 1st Season's finale, was stupid,abrupt and deliberately leads to the 3rd episode. There is a limit to cliffhanger endings.

Conclusion, i will not watch heroes season 3 until all 22 episodes are out. Maybe ill just dwload all and fastforward watch it all.

Gay characters. Dumb storyline. Crap finishing. Stupid show. GRRR.

Im dumb for watching it. I feel cheated.




i know- terrible post. its called post for the sake of posting. So tired. No motivation. I felt bored just writing it.

Shocking discovery. Thank you premonition.

Discovery. Today i discovered that all the dates i planned for my overseas expedition were wrong. YES. ALL WRONG. Basket! i clicked on "key dates" and clicked Jan and Feb. Then just recently i felt something amiss. Past experiences had taught me well. Immediately i clicked on the UNSW website. It was down for updating. For 2 days i suffered the agony of not knowing whether this hunch was just a hunch.... i could not rest...... ok fine.. overdramatize.. what the heck man.. i slept, totally forgot about everything,important or not, n just continued my normal life la. Twerp. You.

Today i check. YES website up! Click. Hahhhh... my dates correct... but wait... why so weird... why got "except medical course".. EHH.. check2.. eh ..but medicine is the same as the rest.. For a moment there i was bit shocked... better double check.. eh.. why... WHY GOT 2007 ON TOP LEFT CORNER??!!

WHY WOULD MY PERSONAL UNSW PORTAL which i have 2 type in student ID and password show me a date of the January/February 2007 Orientation?! WHat kinda misleading crap is that?
(Some would say "Arent u the moron for not checking properly!?". May those "some", during their next trip to the movies, be seated next to a person who reads out the lines in BM just seconds ahead of the actors/actresses. And he munches on his popcorn. MUNCH MUNCH SLURPPPPPPP.)
And worse, there isnt even a 2008 calander/dates/events on my portal. I had to google it and it came out at some other place on the website. What the heck man. So those of which i told my date of flying off to, well, add 1 week to it. Coz sure as heck aint going 3 weeks b4 my classes start! thats crazy -_-
Anyway, luckily still early so just have to go reschedule my flight. Erghh..

Today. VBS- a kids program in church. Like a camp. but for kids.

I realised that kids this generation:
1. Have crap construction skills.
2. Have very short attention span
3. Less respect to elders
4. Smarter- conventional smarts. Called "seng mok" in canton.
5. Do not listen to instructions very well.
6. Want to get punched in the face by a 19 year old guy who's lacking sleep.
7. Have handphones at std 3-4. Same model as mine summore. Or better.
8. Wants to be stabbed in the face with my clenched fingers.

By kids i mean Std 3 and above.

Now you might be wondering why i would have the strong desire to launch them from a building and see them land safely on the roof. By land i mean crash-land head first. And by roof i mean a pot of molten lava.
Because they scream and shout real loud, producing high pitch supersonic sounds.
I ignored. But into the 30th minute i was getting a slight headache. They were screamin like 2cm from my ears and pulling my hair. I didnt know if i could hit them or scold them coz that stupid girl kept calling her dad with her HP and reporting me. But tmrw ive decided i dont give a shit. And my mom told me i can scold them. So dont be surprised if tmrws post is "Mike-1, small boy-0."
MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA~


I was about to post lyrics to a kiddie song composed by a guy who according to a 1 std6 boy, has 1 ball. (but i refrained myself)

Kids these days. I never said such things when i was young. "Football? Basketball?Fish ball?" I am good boi.

Ps- There is no such thing as premonition. I lied.
"But but.. Phoebe in Charmed has the pow.."
*Molten pot o lava -1, slightly gay Charmed watcher -0*
The world silently claps.
Just like when they banned Mariah Carey from acting,Rihanna from cutting off that forehead-hiding fringe and NBC from making another season of Lost.

Lost,a show that started out so well but is now meandering all over the damn place.
"Puzzles are meant to be solved, not prolonged. You can only tease viewers so long before they feel like they’re being mocked."

Happy Birthday Alice Bong!

i just wanna wish Alice Bong a Happy Belated Birthday!! =)


She's *** years old but still looks young!

5.5

i finished 5.5 liters of distilled water under 24 hours. From time of purchase, 5.30pm-Sunday, to time of completion, 1.30pm- Monday i have drank that water mercilessly. Below 24h including my sleep time u know.. I am proud. Hope my blood doesnt get too diluted n must go hospital. Read it in newspaper once. "What a dumbass!" i thought.

This has to stop!

(New "happy" song added. The music is so misleading isnt it? Lyrics r funny. enjoy!)

Ok, its 1 am now.. not too bad..
What is it that has to stop? Habit. Which? Poking animals with sticks..Blogging in the middle of the night.
Nearly all my blogs are written at around 2am or so. Yesterdays was really late.. i dont even know what time.
I normally have to strain my eyes and forcefully keep them open while blogging about things ,majority of the time, are totally random, without focus and just down right crappy. Off the top of my head stuff. (If the word "hair" or "hat" even cross your mind, please allow me to prod you off a cliff. Please.)

I was this close *puts thumb and pointer finger together with a gap of 1mm apart* to deleting the post about my kitchen. Blogging in the middle of the night,half asleep, has similar effects to blogging when drunk.
Would you see a sane and sober person shout "I AM THE NEW IRON CHEF!! IRON CHEF 2007 B*!(@*"?


No...


Now what possessed me to write such nonsense? Lets see.
Many years ago, i read on In-tech, a pullout from The Star, about the addiction that is blogging. A new sort addiction. One which causes grown men, professionals, to sit on their toilet seats for hours with the shower on just so they can throw a piece of their mind out onto the internet.For their readers. But more importantly, for themselves. I mean, does one really need to read about your dreams of being iron chef? or the drama of your relationships? or a persons experiences of a party/trip/holiday? And during that time, i thought "lol, these people got no life. So boring. Until must escape from wife so blog in toilet"eee
But now i have been sucked into this blogging phenomenon by evil critters, of whom i shall not name.
"Hmmm.." It then hit me that some people actually "feed" on such things. I mean, would you rather read a person blog about his IT Job: "Today i programmed 010001011010010001 and it changed the world"
OR a teenage girl with some relationship drama: "Then when i told him i love him, He said THANKS!!? LIKE O-M-G. W-T-F" (pronouce letter by letter! DO IT!)



i choose neither.



ok maybe the latter just for kicks.

Ahhh.. its 1.12am and im back to sidetracking, blogging bull and just wasting your time. Isnt it nice? i waste my sleeping time, you waste yours. We can be friends.

Gnite.

bottomline- i will try not to blog too late and maybe once in awhile write things of more substance. Its like a habit. When i touch the keyboard, nonsense just spew right from my spinal cord straight to my effectors of the finger muscles. Yes, its sleeping. Brain, ignore these readers. Spinal cord, u owe them icecream.


ps- i like the song nirms. Nice job from a local band. They're suppose to be performing at OU for the 2nd Flyniversary. oh well..

Sometimes...

.... some people just arent grateful..they are never satisfied..a compliment say.. "awesome!"?.. NO! thats not enough!!

Just yesterday i was telling myself, "hmmm.. maybe i should add some music to my blog.. or change the background.." and guess what? just when i thought i left someone in the dust.. she pounced right back up with a super cool layout with nice music too. Unfortunately, only those invited will get to feast their eyes on such awesome superfabulousness, that is her blog: the slothoworm. Its pretty! Its cool! (THERE! HAPPY?!) haagen daaz? theres one in sunway pyramid 2.... *eats the ice cream* awwww..no more~

Since clicking on the blog, i have been depressed and no longer wish to do anything to my blog..... i just want to sit around the house moping and drown myself in self pity........

lalalala~ twerps! i have no car today la! Thats why! 1st day of my official freedom and i dont have a car! Dad took it coz my bro took my dad's car. Aiyohhh... suppose to go survey laptops.. =\

Aaaaa... didnt get to post this in the afternoon due to many disturbances.. one of which is Oscar (aka No.1 dog in the world) pooping in the kitchen (ok maybe no.2) and i was too hungry to continue.
("dont say shit, say poo")

I didnt have a car, didnt have house key, had to clean dog shit, kill 100 red ants with dish washer and slippers and had no lunch. hmmm.. sucky day? not so..
My dad actually told me he'd gimme back the car when i need it (i told him i'll be going out..) but he was busy. So i asked her to pick me up instead. I went lunch (myself) then off to do some of her errands (in return can get 2 use the car-moms orders) then went shopping with her.
Walked quite allot but didnt really buy that many things.. Why? coz she only purchased 2 things.. 1 of which was rather pricey... by her standards.. (if by mine, everything also pricey! DIE COMMERCIALISM DIE!) but it was really nice.. i did question her many many times "are you sure?" but she was so certain.. oh well, JPA does give their scholars quite abit of money. T-T
Also a random thought of which has nothing to do with anything that happened to me anything during today: I tell you the media really sucks shit..Planting thoughts into people making them think they're looks arent good enough.
Watched the movie "identity" and went home.

Upon reaching home, i felt hungry. Ill take the opportunity now to say this: Sometimes i am shocked at how innovative i am. The pure genius of my actions. (i think such ingenuity is inherent in guys exclusively =p) Let me lay them out.

The power of 10% of a guys brain.
I first thought "maybe should drive to mamak nearby" but was to lazy. So how? COOK! (well not really)
After thinking, i chose a packet of indomee:kapitan flavour over the common chicken flavoured maggi mee.
Tore the packet. Took the small pot. Smack it onto the stove. Should i boil water with electric kettle? But its full of quite hot water already boiled! Boil again means waste electricity=destroy earth. DAMNIT! *pours hotter-than-warm water into pot. Starts fire with the 1st match. (no screwups allowed thank you.)

All the commotion causes my dad to shout something not really audible from the kictchen. "I CANT HEAR WHAT YOU SAY? IM IN THE KITCHEN??"
"Got Pau!" "Got meh?? Where?" "In the fridge" " OK!" I pry open the refrigerator door and scan for the pau. Nothing! See a suspicious looking red plastic bag. JACKPOT! Takes 1 pau! *Hungry stomach takes over mind*
*Takes 2 pau* Screw the mee! Pau can eat faster *brain seizes back control of body- Puts back 1 pau* Can eat both! summore water boiling already. Looks at the very cold pau. How to heat this bloody thing without destroying its texture?? Oven.OUT!steamer..OUT! (never use for years.dont even know if its working.) microwave?will taste weird n abit hard. OUT! ARGHHH.. COOK MEE 1st! Water boils. Mike tosses (yes 3rd person now) the mee into the pot. Looks at clock. 12.16am.

Now here's the important part;
He sees the steam coming out of the pot. Water. Boiling.Steam. Pau. Suddenly it clicked in his mind. All the pieces of the puzzle fit. He takes a large metal sieve. Puts pau ontop the boiling pot. GENIUS move! Not wanting to waste precious time Mike carefully cuts sachets filled with chemicals which tickles the tastebuds. Vege oil! Black sweet sauce stuff! Flavouring powder! Chilli powder! He mixes them ferociously with a terribly short fork. Just his luck for picking that particular fork. 3 minutes up! He switches off the fire not wanting to waste gas. Pau,off the sieve! Mee,in the sieve! Hot water in bowl! Hot water back into pot! Pau back on sieve! Sieve back on pot! Still got steam! Wait! DOnt waste that heat! HECK IM NOT LETTING YOU DISPERSE TO THE SURROUNDINGS FOR NO REASON! PRODUCTIVITY!! EFFICIENCY!! RAAAGHHHHH!!! (War cry btw)

With lightning reflexes, he grabs an egg,forms a crack line (hmmm..lol) and breaks it into the now kinda warm water (but got steam!!!). The multitasking master now mixes the mee with the flavourings. The mee is ready. Egg? *checks* what the heck! still not done. Pau? Grabs it.. wahh top is quite hot, bottom even hotter! Tears it open. Pokes a finger in. -_-" cold! Noooooooo!! But my mee is ready! Must eat when hot. FREAK! *puts pau in microwave - 15secs* egg? STILL WATERY! WHY!!?? Pours out the water.. NO WONDER LA! NOT HOT AT ALL! Restart fire full blast, put abit of oil and bloody fried the egg in the pot. Look at the spontaneity! He grabs the pau and put it at the side of the mee and puts the scrambled egg s next to it! WOW! LIKE... WTF MEAL IS THAT? PAU? SEMI CRUSHED EGG AND MEE??!!
The judges taste it. Judge 1 nods. He likes it. Judge 2 shows no emotion. The crowd boos. and the 3rd.. it all comes down to this. The millions of hungry people are rooting for him. THUMBS UP! THUMBS UP! He's the IRON CHEF of 2007!! A record time! Done by 12.28-including eating it! What a feat!! WE HAVE A NEW IRON CHEF PEOPLE!! BEATING THE LOBSTERS, OYSTERS, SASHIMI and BUDDHA-JUMP-OVER-THE-WALL with some RM1 noodles and mere will power!!!


*mike wakes up*

.................................................................................. (wha.....)

Who hack my blog and post nonsense? B*st*rd....

my very 1st photo upload

Double post! (take that!)

Anyway before i left PIKOM, i discovered a few pictures on the server and stole them with my handy thumbdrive.. heh3..
This is an event in a bar/pub called Paradisso at The Lodge Paradise Hotel. Its the shittiest hotel ever. I heard it was old. When i was doing promotion, some of the most common reactions were "Next to Wisma Genting? Is it Istana hotel?" "There's a hotel next to Istana?" and "Interesting..."

The hotel walls look like its never been painted in a couple of millenniums. Cracks on the wall! I was like "wth is this crappy place" but then the bar,shockingly, was nice (compared to hotel).

This is the entrance to a bar called "Paradisso"
Btw ext to the stone path are streams of water ok! just that cant see.

My colleagues at the event.
From left to right: (Top)Me, G'ny,Victor. (Bottom) Grace,Jen,Nurika,Molly.

mike: get that thing done now!!

reality- she's incharge of this event. Dont know why im pointing around. lol.

When its still bright. the side view.

Can u spot me?

....................................
No wonder not enough food 1st round.



Nearing the end. A few more people enjoying the band called MP3. -_-" Its made up of ex-pikom chairman and few other friends. One guy (not in pic) was a really good singer. Good voice.

Ahhh.. will miss the people there. My colleagues are really nice. One thing i commented to my boss prior to leaving was that people here are nice.

Gnite all. Uploading pics are really a waste of time..

Our country, the land on which we spill our blood..

Yes thats the 1st line of Negaraku translated in english just for kicks..

Read post below and research with an open mind if you're free...

I wonder if you guys remember a saturday where there was a crazy madness jam on the federal? no? i was stuck in that jam for 2 hours. Did u read the newspaper or at least glanced at the front pages lately? oh well, if you did not know, there was a demonstration/rally that Saturday in KL, istana negara.

kennysia's subtitles to al-jazeera interview with minister
Shereen- you MUST see this! Its had powderful england!
Its very funny and my gosh, his command of the language is appalling!

Just more to read about the demonstration with a clip thats just... stupid
The clip is just stupid.. im glad i never watch RTM.. the lady doesnt even talk much sense.. and the ending of the clip with "demonstrasti selalu berakhir dengan KEGANASAN" showing like other country's demonstrations etc.. thats just a sad attempt at bashing the rally... common..

Watch with an open mind.. nobody is asking you to side with anything.. i for one dont know much about politics.. just because 1 side is bad doesnt mean the others arent worse... but something has to be done sooner or later...
40000 - 50000 people demonstrated in KL alone... minority? hmmm... Spraying with chemically filled water and tear gas = peaceful dispersion? oh well.. if ure not into this, just watch the 1st clip for fun.. u'll actually be disgusted most likely.. erghh..

there are more interviews and clips on youtube with comments from both sides... kids, angry people, people who know nothing and more... like i said,open mind: do not let your decisions or stand be swayed by other peoples opinions but just for the knowledge so that you may be able to discern between what is true and what is not.

and to laugh.. be disappointed.. and maybe even change all this 1 day..
ill be waiting for that... tho still be thankful that Malaysia is rather peaceful given the mixed race of its people.. you're lucky there aint no darurat and nobody's trying to chop your "little soldier" or stone you to death or throw you in jail for so many things that they COULD if this country were rules like some middle eastern country.



tmrw starting work.. *yawnn*

WTF?!

ok.. i went to SACC (yes like KLCC but Shah Alam), heading to Coldstorage to find Instant mash potato sauce,sausages and paper plates. I had my lunch then proceeded to cold storage. I passed an ice skating rink in the middle of mall a few times but never paid much attention to it. Then i thought, "hmmm..impressive.. how'd they get the whole ice thing in? lets see what this was all about.." I went closer.. (i couldnt see below waist coz of the barricades around the rink) Wow! They're wearing roller blades! with wheels! and the floor is totally white.. Its NOT an ice skating rink!..they're roller-blading.... or are they?? Upon further inspection, i saw a few advertorial boards.. brace yourselves people..

"Ice Skating Without Ice!!"
"Smart Ice Skating Rink!"

WTF?!! Do you know what is Ice skating without ice?? YES THATS RIGHT!! Just SKATING!
And its "smart"!?? i think you spelled it wrong.. rearrange the letters, bend the "m".. ah better.."Retard"
ok, at that moment I regretted not carrying a camera around. The advertisements were, to me, dumb and freaking hillarious! I saw them renting out roller blades!
Just imagine sunway pyramid's Ice skating rink, reduce the size by .... 5x (its like 6-8 large strides in length and width), change the music to some shit music and reduce to volume to 0.2, minus the ice of course, and minus the cool temperature.

"Ice skating without ice" is just not a good tagline. and to hide it under the guise of Smart Ice Skating Rink is just wrong. I mean, maybe it IS smart. Them. And u is stupid for giving them business. It looks really ridiculous skating in roller blades around a really small rink. Luckily they were all kids below 12.

So to blog about it, i decided, hey- lets google this thing.
What i found was..... lets say.. Shocking! Apparently the floor isnt just white tiles! They're some new technology surface, which when paired with what seems to be normal roller-blades but are actually S3,smart skating system, skates, creates an ice-skating like feel. ZOMGosh!
But wait! There's more to this! You can actually use conventional ice skates on this surface and skate like normal with supposedly similar feel! Hmmmmmmm.... its somewhat cool but also retarded.
Intelligent and unique as well as weird.
Say youre not using iceskates but s3 skates, you'll look like you're rollerblading, everybody thinks you're roller-blading, but ure actually (i cant believe im saying this) ice skating without ice!
Metaphorically, it's like wearing transparent clothings. You feel like you're covered up but everybody thinks you're a psycho weird flasher and probably within 15mins, you'd be taken down and arrested.

Raw tuna sashimi without tuna = delicious (in japan)
Ice skating without ice = smart

I wonder what else they'll come up with... maybe i should invent something. Knife without a blade? that'd save allot on costing.. it'd just be a wooden stump. All you need to do is to stab the fish with the stump till it splits....... or i could write a story book, without a story! Ill invest in a type writer and a monkey! Ill be rich in no time! $$$ then all the icecream in the world will be yours!


Btw i shall try my best to not post long and dreadful posts any longer as i think it's becoming a chore to read.

another long post comes rolling. rolling. rolling.

some people lie to live, some people live to lie.
want proof? A man running from ah long lies to stay alive. An illusionist trains his whole life to trick his audiences.
all that just to mention 1 thing: -SOMEONE did NOT update their blog as promised!! you know who u are.. *jump

anyway, today was a tiring day. I woke up at 11................ what? its freakin late and ure a lazy ass? why? u got a problem with that?
Mwahahaha.. today is the 1st day i get to sleep in since quitting my job! Mon and Tues had to do visa, then medical check up. Wed had to help dad early in the morning. Today also have to wake up at 9 to sign for FedEX for my dad (he told me to in the morning) Thank you Ben Franklin who discovered electricity which, in turn, enabled the invention of Electronic Bells, which when installed on the front door of my house, can awake I, the sleeping beast.

I spend nearly 1/2 the day in sunway pyramid OLD wing trying to help my cousin buy parts to fix his computer.
Let me warn those who ever want to buy computer parts in Sunway Pyramid, or anywhere else for that matter:
ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS BARGAIN. If you dont bargain, you better have a damn good reason.
a) I am rich and stupid
b) I am stupid
c) i aR stewpud
d) I happen to have found a money tree in my backyard
e) I dont want to lose face and look cheapo infront of the guy and other people.
f) I dont know how
g) I am not Malaysian or never grew up in an Asian country, therefore do not know the unscrupulous acts that these people do,called business.


Chances are you are either E of F.
Today i will tell you how to solve some of the issues with bargaining. But first and foremost, let me tell you something that you already should know. When you are in a 3rd world country, scammers are everywhere, in disguise. When you are in an Asian country, be on guard. Do not let them fool you into thinking "hey i got a good deal" and "he seems pleasant too." Hate to break it to ya but the reason he's smiling like he just bedded jessica alba and she said "U r big man", is because u just made him richer.
If his smile is reaches the cheeks, he got some profit out of u.
If his smile is from ear to ear (much like those anime/comics) then either u really got jacked up the..... or he's a psycho and is happy he now have ur number. "can we be friends? haha"... Tip: take 2 steps back and using ur eyes, scan the surroundings for a jewelery store with a guard who looks younger than 85 and has a gun. (please, a freakin stick shorter than you little brothers....pencil is not going to save you from a crazy serial killer.)
If he frowns, u win? boy oh boy arent you a sucker. He's probably too happy he has to suppress his joy by playing scenes from brokeback mountain in his head over and over. (unless of course that is enjoyable to him, then probably scenes from movies that when the annoying main girl character speaks,make you wanna kill something cute while vomiting on its soon to be remains.)
Wow talk about sidetracked. *looks at clock, 2.50*
hmmm...
Ok time to wrap it up.... lol
Just for computer stuff, (but tips apply to most bargaining) all price tags are insanely above the real price. NO! Shaving Rm5 off will NOT do! (unless its a Rm6 object...)

1st- Knowing what you want. Before buying anything, its best you know ure getting something worth your money. The last thing you want is to spend a fortune on something that doesnt suit your needs. Expensive is not always the best and vice versa. So get some research/studying done! You dont need some overpowered RM2000 graphic card to play minesweeper or Barbie's Mystery: her or her pony's hair?, or whatever things you do with your comp.

2nd- Brand conscious? Preferable brands you like? again, best to check reviews. "...figured out how to work the Google on the internet machine" (from "Blades of Glory" so gay.. so funny.. =p) Also because brand affects pricing quite allot. Also remember good brands might make shit models. so check the model. (normally for laptops)

Now you know what you want, you have narrowed down to 1 or 2 options and you might even know roughly how much it cost.

3rd- Be thick-face and bargain! Dont let them know you're clueless! If in doubt just laugh (or dont) and say "so expensive! cheaper la!" most likely you will get a slight reduction but still far from true price. "ask for the cheapest". they will give u a "Last/Best price!" they're liars.
Assuming you do not know how much it cost and you did NO study whatsoever (dont buy a laptop this way or i will kill you. and of course take ur laptop) Tip is to go to many many shops and ask different questions. Seek out friendly workers keen on helping. (they might lie) Use elimination.
I manage to get my motherboard for RM175. The 1st shop i went into quoted me RM400!! I didnt know the original price but i knew it was NO way THAT expensive. Always always always walk around b4 coming back. Never buy immediately. Thats the common mistakes girls do when they buy things. or choose things. be it clothes.. computer stuff...guys... (dumbas..i mean..err...)

One thing about bargaining is you must be thick-faced. You must learn to not care if you offend them. (not too much) It is after all your right as a consumer. Do NOT pity them. As much as you think ure being an ass, they're worse! That thought helps... Muka tebal.Girls often have more trouble in this than guys. (unless of course the "thick" refers to make-up for prom)

4th- Please do not say yes. When you show a hint of interest,desperation, or decision (to their favour) they will pounce on your ass like a lion to a fleeing antelope. Never trust them, never finalize a price.

5th- If you dont need it, dont buy it. please. Your parents work so hard not so you can have a nice luminous blue lighted silent cooling fan, or a 24 inch LCD monitor, or a casing that is transparent and have pretty lights all over, OR A PINK LAPTOP which its brand starts with a SO and ends with a NY, model series- vwaiaoioieoioaoeivw. yea spell some shit that nobody else knows and charge more.. -_-" Pink laptop.. do you need it? ..do you?... really? i am a guy. i believe most guys put practicality above aesthetics.

If you knew that someone is going to rob you today,a road bully is going to attack you and some random guy will try to do evil things to you (applicable to girls only... on 2nd thought..). In front of you lie two items, an iron crowbar with a rusty tip, or an alarm disguised as a cute pink bunny softtoy which says "can be heard from 5km radius". Which do you chose?

Now, i dont know bout you but i choose the rusty crowbar.
I believe in 1st impression. Who would dare approach a rusty crowbar-wielding chic? i mean,she could bash you AND give you tetanus at the same time! (nobody's asking you to pick up cute guys WHILE holding the crowbar)
Besides, that fluffy bunny was probably made in china. 5km means 500meters there.
Unless you were a Chinese athlete of course. Then "run 500m" means 5km.

todays happy fact: Mike is tired to a point he's delusional. Happpaahhhyyy

*edit- add: do not shop with gf. Highly restricts your bargaining power. Why? cant look TOO cheap infront of them right? Oh how women hinder men's full potential.
ps-Contrary to belief, im thrifty! not stingy la! =D

*ice-cream for the loyal readers* :p

Pride

I am quite frustrated now. and also angry. This is an evil post because im about to bash on someone whom i should not.There are many types of pride. Everybody posses this evil little thing in them. Its just whether they keep it in check, use it to their advantage, or to their disadvantage. I was contemplating Googling "pride" and "types of pride" to find out if there were proper terms but my torrents are downloading important things and im just too lazy to be bothered.
Now, 1st of there is the stupid pride, which is divided to 2:
Stupid pride-turkey & lamb: They show off, talk big, act like bloody better than everyone.but they're rich, maybe smart, or maybe they're really better. They actually have something to back up they're claims. I dont like them at all but i dont hate them either- dont mind em,sometimes.

Stupid pride-empty can: Talk big, show off, act superior but the only thing they posses is an uncontrollable ego and shameless confidence. I dont quite care about these people. Its a waste of energy to even entertain them. I normally just go with whatever is playing. Say "yes" "Ohhh.. wahh" "izzit???".. and just drift away ASAP.

Subconscious pride - i think this is inbuilt in everyone. Im sure everybody loves to be praised, especially when they actually deserve it. When u did well in an exam and ur mom said "good job sport" (lol..) Or when ur friends say "wahh ____ (fill in compliment)" and u'd reply "no laaa" but ure happy inside. Dont deny it. Not all the time of course but once awhile. If it isnt about accomplishments that get u, maybe its compliments about ur looks? anything... there's certainly something that makes you glow inside. Nothing wrong with this. Just keep it in check and try not to "fish" for too many compliments.

Now, what i wanna blog about is Denial-Pride. "What the hell is that?!" you say. Well, if JK Rowling can make up words and get them into the dictionary (muggle) then i sure as hell can say DENIAL-PRIDE. or hidden pride.
I think its the worst kind of pride. Why? "The first step to recovery is to admit you have a problem" said a wise man. (=p) Now, the 1st 2 types of pride have already taken the 1st step. (the 3 one isnt really a bad 1, hence no need to recover from it.i think - unless u wanna end up a prideless person = worm) Being loudmouth,showy,etc, it is obvious that you are a proud monkey. (which also happens to be a name of a band.. or a song by dave matthew's band)
This silent pride (thats right! ima gonna change the name as i desire- keep up critters!!) is when a person does something because he "wants face" or just too damn proud, BUT tricks him/herself into thinking that he is doing it for some other reason.
A few examples would be:
A proud man who is a drunkard, when drunk, will say "i drank because i was so depressed."
A drunkard bum however will not defend himself and say "coz i like to drink." or "coz it makes me happy"

A proud man who donates will donate because he wants to get recognition,praise "wow ure so generous, ure so kind, ure such a great man, God send you to be a blessing"
A man who donates will donate without expecting to reap anything, be it mere compliments or even self worth.

Now we shall look deeper into scenario 2. When a man donates to the poor, then smiles- is he smiling because the poor has now something to eat? or is he smiling because he thinks "ive done something for society. Ive done my share. Im glad i was able to part with that 1 million, share my riches" "im not that self centered after all" BULLSHIT! All this translates to "because of ME,the poor benefited" ok, fine. Credit given where credit is due- donation, regardless of its motives, are still donations. Something is better than nothing. You pay for a dying boy's medical expenses for the sake of getting into the newspaper. At least for the boy, it makes a real difference.
BUT WE'RE NOT HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE GOOD SIDE OF THIS ARE WE? NO!

(ok.. i took a longggg pause. Went to mamak and 4 hours later, the frustration which once propelled me to write this post has long faded. hmmm...)
*takes awhile to resume*

OK! RAGGHHH!!! RAAAAAGHHHH!!! *psyches self*

sighh.. i cant.. its gone.. the anger.. nuuuuuuuuuu... ill just write to close it up then..
Like i mentioned above, pride must be kept in check and under control. However, since the denial type of pride can sometimes be less conscious to some, it isnt that easy.

When someone asks for your help, someone you know needs help. To help them would be out of the way, against others wishes. But you help em anyway. He is neither your close friend nor do you know him that well. HECK you are already helping him as it is but its not enough. People are greedy. You give them a car, soon they'll want a house.(beri betis mahu paha) You know this guys history. He is as close as a scammer as you can get.Class A bum. A good 85%, statistically, tells you that u'd be screwed over. Yes by help i mean material/financial. Bottom line- you still "forced" it and helped him. "But i am helping others" you say.Yes. that is true. I believe that there obviously are people who help because they want to help- nothing else. Now, how do we draw the line between being kind, helping out of a charitable heart,(God's word,His will etc) and wanting to "have face" aka extreme version of baiting for compliments (Self willed)?
I wouldnt know for sure. But i sure as hell know sacrificing OTHER peoples feelings and things, disregard to the advice of your financial adviser and to you spouse, to a point you lose your temper,scold and shout about things that require none of those, to people that does not deserve them. On one hand i feel like writing more, on another, i feel it is a violation to privacy. but i can tell you this, IT IS F***ed UP. And i am DEAD CERTAIN the motive is due to pride. Too bad he thinks its doing good. " I already promise people" Promise already so i guess no choice but to give that guy a crap ass load of money? Just coz you big mouth go promise doesnt mean that you can give other peoples property away. Bah.. this is shit.
Just remember, when you're old, dont become senile and do this kinda shit to.... anyone.

Sigh... the more you know about a person, the more flaws you find in them.. So to remain distant is to remain perfect, in they're eyes.

myth buster

Recently, my friend-the charity piratey said that it is so unlike me to pour out my feelings+ hour-on-hour update of myself, to a point that she is getting overdosed. Hence, i will change my style today. Instead of the normal update of my daily life, (despite the fact that the last 2 days were very eventful and tiring.) i will blog about a topic.. now, time to choose topic. *looks at other peoples blog titles*

Ah yes, "myth busters" is one of my favourite programs on the discovery channel. Unfortunately, i have not watched tv in such a long time, for the reasons that will take a separate post to explain, that i can barely remember most of the cool stuff i watched. They experiment on whether decapitation of the head is possible by a celling fan, whether a small whirlpool can suck a human in, etc. You'd be surprised by the results. Besides, the guys on the show are really funny.

However, what im about to write about is of no relation to that show. (haha u twerps)
I will now steal a topic from the machine. I will now expose a couple of downright lies told by your little idiot box, comics, or whatever comes to mind. (note that my opinion is highly affected by asian culture :p)

Myth no.1 - Everybody sleeps with everybody, but hey, we're friends. Its ok. Besides the fact that it hurt a little (and i slept with ur sister for revenge), nobody feels weirded out nor they're conscience say "YOU WHORE WHORE WHORE who...." Our emotions and personal life has little effect on our professional life, or in korean drama's too much effect. (aka kills self or becomes a drunk hobo because gf/bf cheated on them. by cheated i meant hugged someone else-normally in an elevator, and when the door opens.. OMGOSH CAUGHT! Objections? HAVE YOU WATCHED ANY KOREAN SERIES?)

Example: Grey's Anatomy, that show about basketball guys.. ermm... oh yea.. One Tree Hill.. (chronology- basketball...sex),many others. For the other extreme: Any korean series.

Truth (in asia) - Ok, though i am not exposed in this circle, im sure there are many sexually active people in Malaysia (thx to CLEO, BigBro, SisterSavior, GrandpaKnowledge, Auntie Anne's and whatever other "reliable sources" , for informing me that there are people who have so much.... that they cant sit..) HOWEVER, how many are all gathered together in a highly professional place such as a hospital? (and are hot) And how come they're so cool in the tv show? Its not fair realistic!! How can a group of friends, living on a certain hill that has a certain tree,coming from messed up families, be goodlooking and hot, smart and athletic, good hearted and kind all at the same time? Where did all the ugly people go? Last i remembered, the more goodlooking the person, the higher the chance that they are full of crap,jerks,dumb,strong,and for the girls, talk like a bimbo, act like...lol... Exceptions to most of the people i know personally of course.Lucky me =)


Myth no.2 - crap.. i forgot.. no.2 was suppose 2 be a good one. i was saving it. ermm ermm.. ok.. ill just punch in a filler.
Myth no.2 = Jojo

Truth - Ok, when she got famous, she was 13- singing about love and even said the songs are written based on her life experience. Hmmm... I heard it on flyfm. it was some interview, american top 40 or something. I changed the channel. Because when i was 13, i think i was still afraid of girls. (OK maybe 12 =p)

Leave:
" I gave up everythign I had, on something that just wouldn't last
But I refuse to cry, no tears will fall from these eyee..eyeeee...eyyes. oooooooohhhh"

Baby its you:
"[Musical Break]
Ooooohhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.......

[Chorus]
Yeah Yeah Yeaey Yeahey Ye Ye Yeay......[Fades Out]"

u call that a song? if its not for some mega editing and mixing, she'd sound like cassie making "bat" sounds. (dont ask me what the heck the bat was doing..)
I always thought that Jojo had a slightly large forehead. Then suddenly, "I dont wanna be... a murderer" came along.. Now thats... thats an alien for sure. You can land a 747 on her forehead and still have space to park a bus.
Lines like "Umberella...ella ella ella...A A A" and "cause in the dark, you don't see shiny cars" would give you some example of "slow learners mating for many generations"..

Myth no.3 - Multiple goodlooking girls chase after a very mediocre looking average joe kinda guy. There was this manga i read (i read it not knowing what the hell it was ok! it just had a good rating and i dwloaded it!), literally half a dozen girls threw themselves at this ordinary twerp-ish high school guy! From the hottest girl in the school, to the smartest nerd (who is also pretty and have uncanny proportions-like all fictional girl characters), the track star, some cute "idol" <- whatever the heck it means in japan,his friends sister, some random tuition mate. LIKE EVERY GIRL HE ENCOUNTERS! WTH!??! They like him because he is honest, sincere, cute?? i dont remember. What i do remember is thinking how absolutely ridiculous it was. i want. Did i mention the guy was failing school and not a hunk? He was skinny and .... nevermind. Ps- he couldnt choose between the girls, and what did he get for his fickle mindedness? A bashing of his life? All the girls left him? NO! MORE THROWING OF SELF BY GIRLS AT HIM! WHAT LIES!

Example - many Manga (Japanese comics) and jap/korean shows.

Truth - No such thing. Nada. Mei you. Eelek.Mou kam ke si. The only way that would happen if you "paid". And its illegal.

Which leads me to,


Myth no.4 - In the end, the good guy gets the girl and the jerk dies/suffers/turns into an amphibian/goes to jail. Alternatively, the good guy become real good friends with the girl, and the jerk still "gets what he deserves"

Example - nearly all romantic comedies.

Truth - Girl chooses bad guy. Good guy sulks at the corner, curses, and vows to turn bad. Girl gets dumped by bad guy. Cries for 5 months and gains 200 pounds. Now has dropped into the "bad guys do not want you" category. She looks for good guy. He has turned bad- he got another girl. Vicious cycle continues.
See how the choices made by girls will soon doom the world?


Myth no. 5 - Train station. Guy bends down tie shoelace. Gets up and knocks into a girl who was rushing into the train. They're eyes meet. 24 frames per second (fps) becomes 12 fps. (slowmotion) They're surroundings are blurred.A romantic music plays in the background.(one which you will soon be familiar to) Nothing can be seen except each other for a good 2-3 seconds in reality, but about 2 minutes in the show and 20mins of replay throughout the series. Meets up 20 years later.Same way of meeting but girl tying shoelace instead. Guy comes out of train. Knocks. *MUSIC CUES* "Hey arent you the gurl whom i knocked into on the 14th of November 1987 at the King's Cross Train station about 3.47pm +8.00 GMT? Its a sign"
"Yes! its fate! We should marry"
"No shit!"

Example - korean/japanese series.

Truth - Most likely if someone knocks into you, u'd give them a "death glare" and resume your business.

Too tired. its like 2.15am. =p wrap up next time. As u can see i dont watch much tv. I just like to bash things/people. In a friendly kinda way.. Superfwens! bye. *zzzz*

this is WAR

its 2.05am.. If you must know, i am someone who does not like to lose.. However i do take losing gracefully.. some questions come to mind as to why nirmal is updating her blog like some crazy person... is it to make me look bad? so i am the "loser"? In these kind of situations, its best to just say "over my dead body".

was a great time in dme's house of food and companions..esp Shereen Asha..it has been like what?almost FIVE months since i seen her?*sob sob* SHEREEN ASHA...

what? uve read that before? arghh..fine fine.. Today i invaded dimi's house, with her permission of course. I woke up at 8.45, fetch my dad somewhere and then pump petrol, went home n slept. when i woke up, it was 12.45pm. I didnt know i could sleep till that late.. So i was late and couldnt pick some inorganic creature from her dwelling place. I thought of the line in a gay song sung by a gay band "what would i do if lightning strikes me?"(with emotion).....
"u freakin burn and die _! (and somehow, in my thoughts,i added a profanity after the die... i think my colleagues are bad influence.) with charred carcass even.. " (i dont like profanities btw!i hardly use them! )
Shereen: "its a metaphor (idiot) !" T-T

I bathed and drove to dimi's place like Michael Schumacher. Yes i wore the jumpsuit and helme....*slaps reader...mainly the inorganic one* When i was driving, it somehow crossed my mind "how do they design those racing simulator games? do they create the terrain and program in the camera's? do they....etc"
It felt weird driving near my workplace but without the jam...
Dimi told me her "casa" was purple and white.... but it was actually light teal and purpeblue.. or blue-leaning-towards-purple.

After parking, i ran around her basement parking of the apartment like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible 4 trying to look for the ticking time bomb to diffuse it:- minus the looks,minus the smile, minus the intensity,minus the money, minus the younger,taller,equally rich and pretty wife,minus the fans,.......
Reach, ate, hang, read CLEO (what!? it was on the table ok! I DONT HAVE A SISTER!), i wanted to puke.. that was how full i was. My stomach was in limbo. It felt inbetween barfing and sh*ting.. it was confused.. a few more kuihs didnt help much either..
Must be the 5 days of Indian food back2 back.. Every lunch since sunday! curry curry curry kurma dalh curry kurma dalh.. rawharhaskjsad my stomach is rebelling!
Had fun chatting and just chilling out but i wasnt really myself. i was really really MEGA phased out! I couldnt focus on anything! Sorry dimi. U pushed :p Shereen looked bored.. awwww...
and dimi's mom made awesome drinks! and food! (in that order)

Even until dinner, i had no appetite..
Met my friends at Asia Cafe. Belive it or not, went Cybercafe~ Played DOTA (defense of the ancients) and won 2 games. Havent played it since like.. AS.. or longer? deleted it from my computer even.dinner at AC.
On the way home, though about how she said her Physics paper sucked. Called her. Didnt wanna talk to me much.. sounded really sad..(and of coz i feel sad also laa...) dun wanna see me also... "i dont want to see people with good results" =( raghhh...
(ok apparently the 1st question was "what is radians?" followed by "why is the angle of a circle, in radians, 2π? weird eh?)

Went home.. felt uneasy.. decided to force a house visitation :p but of coz must bring something.. since it was her mom's birthday today.. ended up didnt get anything for her mom (contemplated for 15mins) bought her some fruits. lol.. its healthy and she likes it. then, i wrote her an early christmas card with additional authentic graphics, all while driving!!!! I put the card on my steering wheel and wrote while driving very carefully. Needless to say the writing was hideous.
(*those who have been in my car will know that i have a stack of xmas cards. YES 1 OF THOSE)
Visited till quite long. Talked allot.. about serious matters.. I was rather surprised it went quite "smoothly".. sighh.. still, its sad.. =(

Wow u see what blogging does? they make you reveal all this shit that normally you dont reveal to other people. Luckily i am certain that the people who read my blogs are only my superfwens and buddies. The rest of the readers (if there are any),I , with my deepest regrets, can only show you this... t(-.-t)
now it doesnt take a genius to figure out what that is.. but i was highly amused when i 1st saw it.

UP URS! (but not mine tho...)

*check in superfwens for the only inorganic thing*

Choose your own then!

It seems that some of my superfwens does not like their names in the link. (except cassie) feel free do suggest what name you would like.. its only people amongst us who will be looking at it anyway.. haha..
charity pirate - after much consideration.. i think i might change it..

Anyway, today i am officially a free man.. i came home after work and fell asleep.. zzzzz.. and i ate same food as yesterdays dinner... my maid's getting lazy.. fried fish and vege again.. same fish and same type of frying! arghhhh... but still ate nonetheless..

crap have to walk oscar. will edit this post later...

taken *warning*

If you have the impression that a single-word titled blog, "taken" would be an outpouring of my emotions... u are sadly mistaken. Now lets begin shall we? *rant mode: on*

Now look at this image b4 you continue..

>>>warning: heck long rant. if you did read finish, congratulations. come to me and claim ur prize. Ice-cream of your choice!!!*<<<
If you are lazy, just scroll to the bottom till you see read words again.

This week will be the last week i will be working at this association called PIKOM. The pay sucks, the work sucks, its boring mundane depressing and allot of work. Its not goal orientated and there are no final results. It never ends, like a vicious cycle, it eats through my mind and soul, sucking from it, joy,happiness, purpose, till what is left is an empty body powered by one thing- the desire to go home and crash. Everything else is nonexistent. When i work, i am like a freaking automated robot. Nearing a state of nothingness. The only thing keeping me sane,(aka what i do for entertainment):

• chatting, (looks like im working coz im typing, as long as i dont show any facial expression of joy or amusement. FROWN MIKE FROWN!)
  
  
• blogging, (i now have the time to blog. coz i am lazy to work and blogging is like the above)
  
  
• emailing - replying my clients emails unprofessionally with no regards of the image of my company, occasional sending of casual emails (SPAM) to my nice boss,
  
  
• using the office line to make personal calls (maximum talking time was like 4-5mins ok! yes it was due to fear of getting caught :p.. even though i know its quite impossible)
  
  
• Miscellaneous- ive downloaded a few ebooks "Photoshop for dummies" & "Office for dummies" lol.. these are the titles i will never buy and can pass to my dad when i leave to australia.
  i also read yahoo news occasionally and other peoples blog.
  i semi-completed an online UNSW confirmation to application form. (but ended up doing it manually in IDP for safety)

Now, if you're wondering what "taken" has to do with all of the above, well those are merely the small steps i take to take back what has been taken from me. MY LIFE! (of endless hanging and joy~) example of people with the opportunity to "hang" endlessly would be nirms, starting a few days ago. *lifts up a finger and emulates a worm-like movement... then halts..*

Now what have this leech of an association taken from me besides the obvious?
- My salary. i have not been paid after working for 1 month and 1 week. I havent even been given the form to fill up even after bugging the accounts department for 1 week. Its like they dont intend to pay me. and so i will show my non-intention to work.

-My workplace. As of yesterday, a new assistant manager has been hired and my evil boss has booted me out of my place. Although i kinda hated that place, but i was comfortable there. (i wouldnt be able to blog if i was sitting there) Now where could i be sitting that i could do whatever i want such as blog endlessly? IN MY GOOD BOSSES ROOM! WAHAHAHHA.. how? why? its because he's overseas and there are no more places (they hired 4 new workers in the duration i was working here, and a replacement receptionist- total new faces 5) my point, my desk/work place was taken from me forcefully. "can you please clear your table now..*picks up papers...looks at..* HURRY UP!!" i said "**!@(&# U B!@&#" just kidding.. "okok"...*lunges arms across the table sweeping all documents and toss them into the room* sucks that i have to keep the door open..

- My mouse. now this was the last straw. As if it is not enough that my mouse was removed from me once. "anybody got an extra mouse? michael do you have an extra mouse?" what did i say? "Yes mi lady, i have infact.. i sometimes put 1 in my pants in case something like this happens" or was it "HECK NO U....... " (answer: "no i dont have".. ) What happened then? *shedevil walks into the room* "There.. your mouse.. give me your mouse.." "sure you can have my dog and 2 cats while youre at it..... B#$%^*..." -_- since when my mouse is extra mouse? Sure, given i can adapt to the touchpad better than the new lady assistant manager who, without a mouse, looks like she has cerebral palsy with her 2 fingers on the touch pad trying to draw a miniture mona lisa on that small space.. (no offence to CP people, just her)

aiyoh.. i came back from work already coz was swarmed with work couldnt finish this post..saved and resume at home. Today IS A BAD DAY.

ill just wrap up the rant with the final thing taken from me, my last day of work. About 1 hour b4 i left the office, bosslady came in and said "im not coming in this friday, taking leave.. you dont have anything to do right? dont need to come in on friday la.. ok?" "errr.. anything la" I am curious, is it legal to forcefully apply unpaid leave for a subordinate who is a temporary worker?

dad: "its common practice what.. eh? is it? "
mom cuts in: "yea la.. eh? can meh"
bro: "youre a temp.. you have no rights"
*convo deviates*

at that moment in the office, I was angry.. furious. I have the assumption that she thinks im not doing my job. and i do nothing. B4 this, she called me into her room, requesting (demanding) that i remake my review i sent earlier that day. She wants me to put all the weekly reports into a column side by side so she can compare my progress.
Implying? "i wanna see if you did your work" Her tone says it. "i want to see your progress i want it weekly so i can compare"
Well i was surprise she didnt know i was going to leave end of this week. (as she was telling me to put columns all the way till end of Nov)
Dont come in Friday? HOW BOUT NEVER?!

Officially tmrw will be my last day of work. Will i get paid? who cares... the whole time i was walking back to my car, i was imagining so many ways of how i could single handedly sabotage the entire event. at least on the PIKOM side of things. Everything, I MEAN EVERYTHING is in my hands ALONE. Nobody has the files that i have, nobody has the database, NOTHING. I was scheming in my head that if i could just:
-refuse to go to work ( i was asked to return to work in 2 weeks to train the new guy-my replacement which they will hire) and let the new guy die.
-delete the files
-expose the lies to the clients
-sell the membership list to the highest bidder.. :p


(cheaters gather here)
Top 5 things why today sucked:
5- Without mouse its hard to alt-tab & switch through crap loads of stuff+ feelings that i might not/wont get my pay.
4- Got a 30min lecture from a person explaining to me what his company does.
3- My finding out that i have to lead worship on saturday as someone volunteered me without telling me. FK! i hate this shit man. "Mike say he'll do it" Shit la derek..
2- Connection was down 1/2 the day couldnt send mail
1- crapbossladysucks

Top 5 things why today potentially makes me happy:
5- i came late but boss came later
4- i came home and watched abit of transformers... megan fox has such pretty eyes.. >.< 3- walked oscar and he shat. (means wont shit in the house)
2- Today is my 2nd last day of (official) work
1- Tmrw is my last day of work!

Ok pics of megan fox. for my amusement. and 1 shabby not-in-suit shia. lol

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