
Everyone knows we have a giant squirrel problem at the house. They are all over the place, chirping, and reproducing, and now eating everything we plant. Most of the time the squirrels have kept their distance and stayed in the trees. But just recently we discovered a giant hole in the lawn and now we have a ground squirrel which I am sure has been populating the planet with more (insert your own word here) squirrels.
As a humane person I planned to do the right thing. I wanted to go right to poison but instead, I went to Home Depot and bought a vibrating green thing, which is supposed to annoy the squirrels so they want to leave. I thought this is it squirrel...try this! I thought it worked until about a week later I walked by our window and what do I see? The squirrel is sitting on top of the vibrating, high-pitched green thing....eating a nut! If squirrels had middle fingers I think this squirrel would have been giving me the bird, saying, "Screw off Joe!" Please enjoy this picture of my new garden tool which is said to have a guarantee on satisfaction! IT'S WAR!