Sean decided to be extremely romantic and adorable and booked a trip, just the two of us, to Vail, Colorado this past weekend. We traveled Thursday, spent Friday and Saturday there, and traveled back on Sunday (traveling included a two hour mountain drive- which for this Texas girl- was scary. I'm not used to seeing signs for avalanches, falling rocks, steep grades, chain laws, elk crossings, and runaway trucks). It was a wonderful way to celebrate five years of wedded bliss... or at least wedded-ness.

One of many adorable streets in Vail Village.
I started out the trip learning about all the things I wouldn't be doing, seeing as I've got a bun in the oven. No skiing, no ice skating, no hot tubs, no wine (OK, I already knew about that one, but I had no idea Vail would have so much I wanted to try!), no snowmobiles, no horseback riding, and to my eternal dismay- no dog sledding. I really thought dog sledding would be fine for a pregnant lady, but their website flat out said NO PREGNANT WOMEN.
So... I did what any pregnant lady would do. I ate- oh did I ever eat. I got a massage. And I got a hair cut.
The food in Vail is wonderful. Amazing. As Sean and I would joke- every store in Vail is a "boutique" and every restaurant is a "bistro." (Oh, and it's also very Earth friendly in Vail- I've never felt so
green before. We really did the Earth a solid by spending the weekend there.) I had the best hot chocolate of my life at Rimini's. I'll probably spend weeks and gain several pounds trying to create a copycat recipe.
My massage was wonderful, however I did find out the hard way that I'm allergic to whatever
green laundry detergent they use on their towels... my face was bright red the rest of the trip. It was not awesome.
My hair cut- oh I'm sorry- my
hair design was one of the more interesting experiences of the trip.
While Sean did some snowboarding, I had a personal hair design (if I said hair cut one more time, he promised to charge me $5 for incorrect vocabulary usage.) by the self-proclaimed,
Hair God of the Mountains, otherwise known as Eric. He was a very thin, 50 something, Norwegian man. He was dressed in designer jeans, black v-neck t-shirt with several necklaces with pendants I am sure had some kind of hippy significance and he smelled like curry powder and coffee. I'm not sure what Norwegians eat for breakfast, but I spent that hour in the salon contemplating this.
After he told me he specialized in hair design, he measured my face (literally) and gave me a complete once-over before telling me I was wearing my hair all wrong. I needed a "very simple" design so that it did not make my "long face and average body build" look any longer. Also, I needed to lose 3 inches and stop sleeping on a cotton pillow case. I needed to switch to a silk or satin pillow case immediately.
How am I to argue with the
Hair God of the Mountains? I let him do exactly what he wanted to do. He proceeded to cut my hair while I was standing (I thought I deserved some sort of discount for this). The end result was just fine, albeit reminiscent of the haircut, I mean
design, I had from ages 3 to 13. It is simple... which some might say is boring, however he did tell me the "simple sophistication complemented my personality." I was sold.
It was only after I was blow dried and ready to leave that I found out he charges $125 for this simple, sophisticated hair design. I guess I should have asked first, but seeing as I've never paid more than $50 (and almost puked at that) for a cut, I never imagined I'd be paying $125 (more than my massage!!) for this hair design. I guess I got a deal seeing as he is the
Hair God of the Mountains.
Sean and I took a gondola trip up to a very picturesque spot and spent a few minutes there ooohing and ahhing at the gorgeous mountains while trying not to get hit by a passing skier.


We also went on a little carriage ride, which would have been a sleigh ride if they had more snow. The horses they used to pull the carriage were not Clydesdales, I can't for the life of me remember what they were, but they are similar in size. HUGE. They were absolutely HUGE. Of course we had to give them some pets... and even after fessing up to the carriage driver that I was pregnant, he still let me get on one of the horses. Sean said "he made you get on one of the horses." He was just very friendly, I think.


Even though I wasn't able to do many of the things I would have loved to do there, I had a wonderful time. Sean chose a great destination. The cold weather and snow felt like Christmas, the views were incredible, and the town was adorable. We really enjoyed ourselves! Thank goodness for grandparents who are willing to keep your nearly-always-grumpy-almost-two-year-old!