I recently had a friend ask me what I have learned over the last seven months as a new mother. (That's right- you totally inspired this post, Stephanie.) I have to admit, when I first read her email I had no idea what I had learned. It was like a huge brain fart. I thought, you know, I must have learned some huge life lessons the last few months... but what were they? So I've thought about this for a few days, and I think I'm finally ready to answer that email...
1. I don't know shit.
Nice language for a mother, I know. Hey, Carson doesn't read yet... he's still peeing his pants so I think I have a while before I need to clean up my potty-blog mouth. But seriously, I have pretty much lost all judgement for how others parent. (Almost all- you know there's some stuff that's just plain crossing all lines and I'm not talking about that stuff.) Your five year old still uses a paci? No problem. You want to potty train at 3 months old? Go for it. You wear your baby around in a sling all day to promote healthy parent-child attachment? Sounds great. Homeschooling all 23 of your kids? Awesome. Basically, Sean said it best when I overheard him telling a friend the other day... "Dude. JoDee and I have learned that it's easier than you think to become one of those parents that end up on the news. We're not going to be one of them, but we see how that shit happens." Being a parent is hard. There are no right or wrong answers and you're constantly trying to figure things out. I find myself going by my gut feeling a lot. That's pretty scary.
2. Nothing is more important than your child.
The other day I was stressing about this long list of things I needed to do, and Carson was sooo fussy. ("Is he teething?" asks EVERYONE, EVERYTIME he cries out, or puts anything in his mouth. Ummmm, I have no idea... do YOU see teeth in his mouth? No? OK, then your guess is as good as mine.) I was finding myself getting angry with my tiny seven month old son, which I knew was ridiculous, when I looked outside and saw a cardinal. Everytime I see a cardinal I think about my grandmother who was an amazing mother to five biological children and five foster children... and I knew I needed to drop everything and just be with Carson. What's more important than him? Nothing. I have definitely learned that you never, ever know what the day is going to be like, or how your baby is going to act in any sitation. You just have to roll with things and realize that the only thing that matters is that precious little baby and everything else can wait.
3. Mother Nature is a Bitch.
All of a sudden, every woman will catch a crazy, overwhelming, nagging at the back of her brain baby bug that just won't shut up. Everything is telling you to get pregnant. It seems like everyone in the world is pregnant except you. There are babies everywhere you go and they're all SO CUTE!!! All you can think about is being a mother and all the FUN you're missing out on. And then, all of a sudden, it happens. You're actually pregnant. Pregnancy is a roller coaster that I just don't have the energy to squeeze into this post... and then you find yourself in some pretty serious pain as you push this tiny baby into the world, and lo and behold you're a mother. Haleluiah! Let all of the FUN begin! Oh, right, then Mother Nature slaps you in the face. Baby blues, postpartum depression... call it what you will... it hit me hard. Thank God for mini-prozac. Seriously. I debated whether or not to be public with the fact that I depended on antidepressants to deal with my post-baby hysterics, and then I decided that it's just not something to be ashamed of. (Part of me is waiting for Tom Cruise to start bad-mouthing me.) I did what I had to do to be a good mother for Carson. I don't know what women used to do back in the day. What a horrible, horrible trick nature plays. I wonder what makes some women lose their minds after childbirth, and others stay perfectly sane. I also wonder if the same thing would happen if I have another baby. It's a little scary, but Carson definitly makes me want another baby. I'm sure I'll take that chance again one day.
I recently stopped taking my miracle pills... and I feel OK. I'm not Miss Susie Sunshine anymore, but I don't think I'm a raging bitch either. At least, I don't think I am. Maybe someone should ask my husband about that.
4. My Life is Amazing and I am a Lucky Woman
I am so incredibly thankful for my husband. We have grown even closer as we've learned to be parents together. I thought my marriage was strong before we had our son, but now we've become even closer. I am seriously so, so, so blessed to have Sean. And how lucky am I to have my sweet son? To be able to stay at home with him everyday? To have a beautiful home and loving supportive family and friends? So. VERY. Blessed. I can't thank God enough.
And now... I'm having another brain fart. I know I've learned more than this. I feel like a completely different person now, so surely I ought to be able to communicate more that I've learned than just these four things.... Oh well. Maybe another day. I'm going to bed.... OH! That's one more thing I've learned...
5. Sleep whenever and wherever you can.