Monday, March 28, 2011

Academic Spam?


It is strangely fascinating, receiving academic spam.

On one hand, it's gratifying that somewhere out there in cyberspace, some industrial name-crunching web-trawler has somehow identified your academic activities and spit out your contact inviting you for abstracts and papers at an upcoming "prestigious conference", or to participate in some exclusive academic survey, or even just plain old "we-have-the-biggest-and-flashiest-most-expensive-machines-that-go-PING-so-you-need-to-get-one-too-for-your-cutting-edge-research" adverts. Most are phrased in an innocuous way to subtly stroke your ego about being the exclusive receipient of such unsolicited attention.

On the other hand, it's still spam that's made its way through the trusty ol'uni email filter: 99% is stuff not even related to my field or stuff I simply do not need. Surely their trawling algorithm needs a lot more refinement. Sure - the occasional cardiovascular, palliative care or mitochondrial membrane potential conference paper might look good on my physics/engineering CV.

Aside from a few [genuine] conferences, a large number of the conferences (strangely) seem to be held in Orlando, have tacky acronyms, contain template-generated wordings, and seem to be sent out of a server in Venezuela some 10-15 times a year, concerning some meta-topic about meta-research (research about research). Hrmm. Could it be some sort of a conference paper farm colluding to bolster academic CVs? or just a regular garden-variety scam preying on unsuspecting academics: collecting conference fees for a virtual conference? hehe.

Here's a healthy and fascinating sample crop of what I get... (edited of course):
CITSA 2011
MMMse 2011
isCES 2011
ISSE 2011
ICEME 2011
IMCIC 2011
AG 2010
Fluorescence microscopy and imaging accessories
Lancet/JACC 1st Asia Pacific Cardiovascular Summit
Laryngology 2011
Motifolio
Clinical Trial Magnifier
METTLER TOLEDO
ArrowDox(TM) Micro Oxidation-Reduction Measurement System
CISP 2011
THE MICRO pH ELECTRODE
PSI-Plot and ProStat
Quantitative Measurement of Scientific Output
"Physics Music Heroes"
Biomedical PowerPoint Toolkits
Clinical Laboratory International
DownEast Biomass Engineering Competition
Assess Mitochondrial Membrane Potential
VI Congreso de Espeleológica en América Latina y el Caribe
iAMscientist
T7 RNA Polymerase Gene Expression System for Bacillus megaterium
International Multidisciplinary Forum on Palliative Care

Saturday, March 05, 2011

Dona Nobis Pacem

A prayer for the terminally self-delusional...

Dear God, 

grant me the courage to let go, 
and the wisdom to do so, 
when, or if, it is time, 
otherwise, 
the heart to carry on hoping. 
But give me rest. 

Amen.