Friday, November 30, 2007

A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.Teacher: What is your problem?Boy: I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is. I think I should be in the third-grade too. The teacher took the boy to the principal's office. While the Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.The principal told her that he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.Principal: What is 3 x 3? Boy: 9Principal: What is 6 x 6? Boy: 36And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. "I think the boy can go to the third-grade" , said the principal. The teacher said she had some of her own questions to ask. The principal and the boy agreed. Teacher: What is it that a cow has four and I have only two? Boy: (after a moment) Legs.Teacher: What is in your pants that you have but I do not have? Boy: Pockets.Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Boy: Coconut. Teacher : What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? The principal's eyes openned really wide and before he could stop the answer, the boy was already answering.Boy: BubblegumTeacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes openned really wide and before he could stop the answer... Boy: Shake hands. Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay? Boy: Yep.Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Boy: TentTeacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large vodka peg..... Boy: Wedding Ring. Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.Boy: NoseTeacher: I am a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Boy: ArrowTeacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement? Boy: Firetruck. Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' and if u dont get it u have to use your hand? Boy: Fork.Teacher : What is it that all men have one. It is longer for some men than for others. The pope doesn't use his. Normally a man gives it to his wife after they're married? Boy: SURNAME. The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this Boy to the University. I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

@ 11:45 pm

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

weather: night. its close to midnight
28th november 2007
music: I just dont love you no more.

hey there. okay. havent posted for quite a while. aizz. have been going for tj band pracs. really great practices and all that. met some new ppl. like the 2 amkss ppl and one st nicks girl. omg they are all like SO PRO. I go there is like seriously =.="""". The way they play and sight read arhh. i seriously should go and tiao lou liao. oh gosh. I dunno lehh. for today's prac, i didnt have a good nights rest the night be4. so right, go there my tone was pretty airy. but the songs were pretty tough. like tongueing and what not. but i must like try much harder. =X. hmm. well. learnt some new things too. Like embrochure, and ke jian reminders of holding my flute up. you know, i keep on somehow think that we must hold our flute up so that the section looks nice on stage. =.=. but actually, it is supposed to hold up so that the air can go in. haha. looks like i shall put footnotes all over my score to remind myself to hold up flute. haha. when i hold, the tone and everything will come naturally. hmm. i shall sleep at 9pm tmr, so that when i go for prac on Friday, hopefully my tone will turn out fine=). dunno lehh. everytime i play flute at home, the tone and everything sounds all right. but when i go for pracs, the tone sux. so does tongueing and everything. but the night before didnt sleep well. Hmm. shall experiment here and there. haha. meanwhile, also learnt that diaphragm support is pretty important for us to sound good on running notes. oh well. try try try. Tomorrow, (the time now is 23,57), i shall go and try out all the new things taught to me on hsc flutes. lets see how they will fare. hehh. okok. going to stop here. mean while, am looking forward to the next tj band prac. haha, the members there are friendly and really pro! and also to the mj tune in! on the 13th of december. I cant wait! haha.
cya guys round.

-jErM

@ 11:52 pm

Friday, November 23, 2007

Weather: night
23rd november 2007
music: kokomo

haha. today, I decided to go cycling from home to school. of which mum usually didnt allow. and at that time, i was darn angry cos i really wanted to cycle to school, cos at that time, I was having a craze over cycling. and now, i am glad that she didnt allow me to go. When i cycled, ya, view nice and everything, but man, it was DARN TIRING. haha. I cant imagine what if I am MORE TIRED than this + having HEAVY school bag + in any case, what if i have a flute with me? OMG. I WILL PRACTICALLY DIE. and right, it will take approximately 20-40 mins depending on how fast/ how slow i cycle. For me, it took me 30 mins to get there. and 1 hour to get back. BEcause on the return journey, i felt too tired and decided to push the bike home instead. haha. SO TO CONCLUDE, I SHALL NOT CYCLE TO SCHOOL ANYMORE UNLESS I HAVE LOADS OF SPARE ENERGY TO WASTE. haha. and horr, I think should ask er hao, how can he manage to cycle all around arhh? tiann. i cycle just from here to school. say about 8-9 km? or maybe less? I felt tired. haha. MAYBE I AM GETTING FAT. DIE DIE. shall excercise more! oh ya, and ker jian from TJ band called me to ask me to join them in 1 band pracs. oh mann. cant wait to go. but section outing maybe on monday or wednesday next week. die die. hmm. better faster plan lers. haha. cya guys round.

-jErM

@ 8:49 pm

Thursday, November 22, 2007

weather: Night

22nd November 2007

Music: bai gei ni- elva, show luo

event: natasha's getting back of PSLE results!

ok. so this morning, went back to alma mater with family to see natasha receive her PSLE results. Everyone was kindda nervous today morning. Well, maybe not everybody, but at least I was. I know natasha was. ok, I shall just skip to the part where natasha receive her results. haha. Okay, so after announcing all the top students, whatever bla bla. OH wait. MAHA BODHI IS TOP 10 PRIMARY SCHOOL. WOOHOO. haha. okay. anyway, so the rest of the p6s went back to their classes. And i ran up to natasha's classroom. All the worried parents standing at the back, hoping to see smiles flickering across their children's face. Well, mum attended the talk at the hall and she was tired. So, me and Dion went up to her class, whilst mum and sharol stayed at the canteen. haha. So anyway, I was awaiting under baited breath as well. I was looking at my sister. Hoping that she would score well. Her teacher was giving out the results one by one, reading out their grades one by one. Well, she started from the back of the register, and obviously, my sister was at the front. Smiles, cries, excitement, disappointment all evident in one room. Parents were all looking worriedly at their children, and evidently, it was getting kindda stuffy squeezing with all the parents at the back of the classroom. Finally, it was natasha's turn to get her results. Her teacher read out her results: " A, A, C, B. Well, at least you passed your math!" I saw a smile flickering across her face. I felt the aura of happiness with her. Told myself:"maybe she got a good score after all!". She went back to her desk, and told the class mate beside her:"HEY WE GOT SAME MARK". and the Top EM2 student was in her class. Well, when the teacher finally dismissed the class finally. Dion and I rushed to see natasha. And obviously, who wouldnt wanna compare their results after getting back theirs? so she went around comparing bla bla bla. I prayed. Prayed that she got 220+. I closed my eyes, and looked at her result slip. A,A,B,C. as expected. And when i looked at the aggregate score she got. I was like. ok. she got 206 for her psle, with both her languages getting As, Math C and Science B. I thought that she could have done better and you know, maybe come to haising or something. anyway, she is so excited in meeting Kairu, joining taekwondo in hsc and planning to bash me up everyday at home. =.=. But now, she didnt managed to make it in. She is happy that she passed her math. but orhh, ok. as long as she is okay. Thereafter, we went down to canteen and met mum and sis. Then she went off and played cards. diaoz. =.=. Well, but as long as she is willing to work hard in secondary, am sure she can do it. haha. oh well, shes planning to go damai? or junyuan? Up to her laa. haha. and this year top student score is like 294 laa. SIAO. genius. haha. first time hear ppl can cut across the 290 border. haha. well. congrats sis, at least you got the results that you wanted.

okay, afternoon went for lunch. thats it.

Dion, on the bus ride home, was pestering me saying that she wanted to watch "enchanted". At first, when i got home, was to beat to go. Thereafter, I still brought her to Century square to watch the movie. We took neoprints before that. and i think it was really nice. haha.








































Sorry. kindda small. haha. but anyways, then we headed into the cinema to watch the movie. I tell you, I would give this movie 4.5 star rating. THIS MOVIE ROCKS MY SOCKS. haha. Serious. Story setting, well, it brings us to somewhere in a wonderful place. With a pretty peasant girl who was dreaming of her prince charming. Then ya, all the animals, dancing dancing dancing. Help her create her prince charming, as in on a wooden stick, using normal materials. Then meanwhile, the REAL prince charming was riding an orge then he heard her sing. So headed in her direction, and in fairy tales, they ya laa, love at first sight, and were going to get married the day after. Then this prince had a horrible step mama, who is obviously the queen. And she did not want anybody to take after her throne. So the next day, the soon-to-be-princess, gazelle, ran off anticipatingly into the castle, getting ready to be married. The queen turned into an old hag and while Gazelle was running in the palace gardens, the old hag brought her to a waterfall. Told her to make a wish. This waterfall had a BOTOMLESS PIT. and while Gazelle was making her wish, the old hag(queen) pushed her into the waterfall. And she was falling falling falling, and the queen said that she was going to a place where there were no happily ever afters. Gazelle, fell fell fell and fell to our world. The human world. Met a guy, and her adventures began.. (SHALL NOT GO ON, IF NOT WILL SPOIL FOR THOSE WHO WANNA WATCH THE STORY)
But they mixed loads of fairy tales in this tale, like cinderella, snow white and sleeping beauty. I enjoyed the show loads.AND I dont mind watching it again. the only part that i didnt like about the movie is THAT IRRITATING KID BEHIND KICKING KICKING KICKING MY SEAT. should've listened to mr das, watch movie, sit rightttt at the back. No one will kick your seat. haha. but ya. watched with Dion. you know, somehow in this movie, it reminds me of how being a kid is like. you know, when fairy tales were real? and about how guys wished that they can be the prince charming to save their sleeping beauty? Actually, learnt something from the story, in our world, stress and busy are prototyped with it. But somehow, when we become too realistic, worrying about our schoolwork and exams, we tend to forget how fun it is to become a kid again. Everywhere, I am associated with 2 words. 1) LAME. 2) IRRITATING. 1) LAME is defined by being very childish, very immature. But I'd rather be an innocent kid, not exposed to all these burdens like schoolwork, then to be a mature adolescent. 16 years on this earth already. and my childhood is almost coming to and end. JC(hopefully), NS, UNI. and thats it. working life. how long more can we be kids? maybe 7 years? i dunno. yeah. so thats about it. am and sitting here typing this HORRENDOUSLY STUPENDOUSLY AMAZINGLY long post.

well, am going to do some stuff then go off. cya guys around.

-jErM

@ 9:45 pm

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

weather: Night
20th November 2007
Music: Say ok- vanessa anne hudgens, Bai gei ni- Elva + Show luo

hey. okay. so anyway, like nobody ever visits this place. =.=. LOLL. haha. so Looks like i can make this my own personal journal/diary ler. haha.

1) Neng just sent me bai gei ni. oh gosh. cant stop replaying and replaying and replaying the song in my mp3. haha.

2) Got addicted to some new songs, namely say okay by vanessa anne hudgens and he said she said by ashley tisdale.

3) I've submitted my decisions for where i shall spend my first month next year. haha. I would really really love to take a photo of the application form. but. oh well. here are my 12 choices that i am using with my L1R5 of 10 to go to.

1st choice- Meridian Junior college (science)
2nd choice- Meridian Junior college(arts)
3rd choice- St. andrews junior college (science)
4th choice- St. andrews junior college (arts)
5th choice- Nanyang junior college(science)
6th choice- Nanyang junior college(arts)
7th choice- Tampines junior college(science)
8th choice- Catholic junior college(science)
9th choice- Catholic junior college(arts)
10th choice- Serangoon junior college(science)
11th choice- Innova junior college(science)
12th choice- Anderson junior college(science)

you know, somehow I really really really wanna get into Temasek junior college(science) but with L1R5 10, i doubt that I will stand a high chance. Kai ru got 11 and shes trying. Meiyee too. so is qiyun. but really. I really really really think that I'd rather go MJ for 1st month and if i can make it to TJ go for the rest of the 1year 11 months than to 1 month go TJ and (touch wood) get kicked out. yepp. so i dont think i will be going for the TJ band camp any more. i dont wanna waste their resources. haizz.

4) haha, oh ya. forgot to say something. after like for 2 years in e1. during class chalet, I finally learnt how to differentiate denise and stacey! haha. LOL. and i thought kairu, denise and stacey to play majhong. LOLL. haha. oh ya. got a lot of things to say about class chalet. but aiya. another time. I am tired. lol.

okay. thats all for now. cya guys round.

-jErM

@ 9:54 pm

Monday, November 19, 2007

weather: night
19th November 2007
music: bai gei ni- elva, show luo
event: wj's bday!

hey. haha. okay. am DAMN tired now. haha. but woohoos! I think wei jun enjoyed his bday today! haha. YAYYYY. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! looks like the day before running to TM buying stuff, folding stars, writing the card and making my hand sore by doing the DIY STAR CURTAIN thingy is all worth it. haha. and then the running to white sands to buy cake. More running around the school to get ppl to write stuff for ppl! haha. haha. he cried during the getting of presents and bday cake? haha! the coffee cake VERY VERY NICE. haha. OH YA. cannot discredit manning toshikasa also! she also go white sands buy cake! haha. aiyo. she was ha-chooing for a while. scary. haha. but nevertheless, depite being tired and all that, WOOHOO! YAYYAYAYYAYAYAYYY. mission accomplished! haha. but band today was kindda cool. haha. the band was doing quite all right. except, for flutes, cannot blend. haha. anyway, TODAY VERY FUNNN. haha. sectionals with manning at first. then the acting was fun also(acting like we totally forgot it was wj's bday! haha!). okay, so wj didnt exactly fall for that. haha. BUT NEVERTHELESS. TRALAS. haha. okay. so i also wanna blog about what i wanna do for bday.but i am tired. better go off ler. haha. cya!

-jErM

@ 8:56 pm

Saturday, November 17, 2007

weather: night.
17th november 2007
music: bai gei ni-elva, luo zhi xiang, niu zai hen mang- jay chou

okay. so i havent blogged for quite some time. and many many things have been happening lately that i've almost no time to touch the computer. I am tired, very tired. haiz. somehow, class chalet was fun. but a bit sian. haha. played majhong, played cards, watched movies, talk talk talk and stone. how fun. oh ya. and eat lots of stuff. and today's alumni's band practice rocked. ya. had loads of fun. I miss playing with the seniors. yeah. well, played the songs today. and apprently, my sight reading sucks. ya. hmm. am still thinking of whether want to go mj auditions a not. ya. what if i can't get in? what if i can get in? very irritating lehh. omg. I dunno what to feel. ytd was also nco pop. yeah. feelings in feelings out, every feeling also have. ya. somehow, can sense something. ya. nevermind. haha. anyway, am tired. g for which JC to go isnt helping either. somehow, i feel that the only thing that keeps me happy now is plareally tired. i dunno what to do. I feel that HSC band isnt what the band that it is used to be. ya. if i were to post my comments about the band here, I guess that it will start up another incident whereby the band ppl will comemy tagboard and scold me again. then the whole thing will start again. oh ya, and i went back to see the band on thursday to go and gok flute. but i went there early, after band, i kindda buay ta-hanned the messiness of the band room and started cleaning. then Miss leung came in and scold jun and the grace(i think, or was it the other twin?). should have learn to tolerate even more. i dunno laa. am feeling very depressed all of a sudden. i dunno what's wrong with me. and somehow, when i think about how i am going to fare for my Os, it makes me feel nothing but worse. made SOO many stupid mistakes. Frettinying flute. But aiya., dunno laa. I everything also dunno. Somehow, when i think that i am helping, i will only end up making things worse. ya. oh, and lately, jun's nicks arhh. ayee. ya. pls be high during band camp. is not i wanna say, but this is the first time the leaders have to ask its members to be high. I mean, can see that the little guys trying really hard to get the band together. But the band so sian. ayee. and as a senior, i feel really bad that i cannot do anything to help him. ayee. somehow, i want to be happy. am sick of problems. pimples are forming, white hairs appearing. somehow, i really wish to fly to a place where i can be happy, no worries. but hope. thats all i can do. hope.

-jErM

@ 10:54 pm

Sunday, November 11, 2007

weather: its night
11th November 2007
music:-nil-

calender of events for nov/dec so far

Monday,12th november 2007- physics paper 1[2pm-3pm], chemistry paper 1[3.30pm-4.30pm]
tuesday, 13th november 2007- Biology paper 1[9am-10am]
Wednesday, 14th november 2007- Class chalet day 1
Thursday,15th november 2007- Class chalet day 2
Friday, 16th november 2007- Class chalet day 3, TJCSB band tune in[9am-4pm], PAE briefing[8.45am]
Saturday, 17th november 2007- HSC alumni band practice
26th November 2007, Monday- TJC band practice
28th november, wednesday- TJC band practice 2
Saturday, 15th December 2007- TJC's fiesta moozic
Wednesday, 19th december 2007- Bronze medallion day 1 [8am-1pm]
thursday, 20th december 2007- Bronze medallion day 2[8am-1pm]
Friday, 21st december 2007- Bronze medallion day 3 [8am-1pm]
Wednesday,26th december 2007- Bronze medallion day 4 [8am-1pm]
Friday, 28th december 2007- MJCSB tune in, MJCSB concert[7.30pm]
Tuesday,1st January 2007-Bronze medallion test[10am-12pm]
Friday, 25th January 2007- HSCCB Concert
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and i am so looking forward to certain days not planned yet. haha
like,

-hanging out with jun[like so long nv go play ler]
-going lan with wx[woooooooooooooooooooooooo]
-playing 02 jam with cous[willliam]
-upgrading O2 jam level
-going to touch flute again
-going lan with william +KH [havent hung out with cous for long time!]
-going lan with neng!

and you know suddenly, all my motivation to study is gone. am so easily distracted. mann. lately, have been lanning with northern conference.[which includes er hao, amos ghui,amos lim, alvin, kin chung and wei neng] haha. wei neng didnt go lan. but oh well. CS CS CS AND MORE CS. LOL. haha. anyway, okay laa. no feeling like that towards the game. sniping is fun. but if you want me to run around and shoot ppl I will die first. haha. but anyway, they all having nicks like dark phantom[er hao], or kc venom[kin chung]. and obviously, i will but mine as jerm. then the next lan session, i put germ. then the latest one, i put bacteria. haha. everyone goes jerm jerm jerm all day. haha. going to put every microorganism's name next time. LOLL. next one fungus, then virus. then lactobacillius bugaricus then strepptococcus thermophyllus. okay. so maybe i am a nerd. LOL. nevertheless. SO LOOKING FORWARD TO THE END OF Os!

well, PLS PLS. I pray that everyone will do well in his/her paper 1s tomorrow and the day after.

-jErM