Saturday, June 29th
When I checked in to my hostel I picked up a flier for walking tours and found out there was a free walking tour of Edinburgh. This was how I met my future husband. I mean, I met Andy the tour guide. He just finished his law degree and he's from Edinburgh. I'm pretty sure we're a match made in heaven. Plus he's gorgeous and he has a Scottish accent.
Anyway, I figured a walking tour was a good idea since I've been to Edinburgh before but hadn't really seen a lot of the city. The last time I was there was during the Fringe festival, when we watched a ton of performances. Andy told us a lot about the history of Edinburgh.
This is the Mercat cross. It used to be the center of the market (Mercat) and was the place where important news, such as a new king or queen, was announced. In the past it took three days for news to reach Edinburgh from London. In the present when something happens, like a parliamentary election which would be announced at the cross they still wait three days to announce it. Andy says you'll see a guy dressed up standing on top of the cross ringing a bell and yelling out the news...even though everyone already knows.
He showed us the grass market where hangings used to take place. He told us about the history of body snatching. Seriously, Edinburgh has the perfect creepy history. I need to live there.
I am proud to say that I made some friends on this tour as well. Danielle (US, Texas), Nicole, (Germany), Matt and Nick (Australia). We all went to the pub after the tour. I had to go back to the hostel and do laundry. The hostel has the record for cheapest laundry on this trip. Laundry I paid for that is. After my clothes were clean, I met back up with my new friends.
Danielle and I decided to join Andy's Night tour, the Dark Side tour. I made sure before I decided to go on the tour that it wasn't a haunted house type thing. Basically it was just more of the history of Edinburgh with a specifically creepy twist. We visited a couple of graveyards. There are a lot of famous people buried in Edinburgh. Also there was a monument of Abe Lincoln, even though he never had anything to do with Scotland. We learned about the witch burnings, heard more about body snatching, and walked up Calton hill.


My favorite story of the evening, was about the last beheading which took place in Scotland. Actually I had two favorite stories. The first is that Microsoft apparently has some rule that all of their buildings have to have the exact same floor plan. Same size, same layout. They bought a building in Edinburgh and were going to tear it down to build their Microsoft building but most of the buildings in Edinburgh have amazing old architecture and are protected. So Microsoft was told they couldn't tear down the building. So they gutted it and built their building inside of the structure of the old building leaving the architecture. Crazy.

Back to the beheading story. Edinburgh had an early and more primitive version of the guillotine, called the Maiden. They used it for a while, chopping off heads and never replaced the blade. For the final execution, the blade was so dull they had to drop it seven times before the guy's head was off. Gross. Anyway, the execution to place on the Royal Mile and to this day people say they see the guy staggering down the Mile without his head. There are practically more pubs in Edinburgh than people, many of which are on the Royal Mile, and the Scots are know to get pretty drunk. Maybe it's someone else staggering down the road besides a ghost.
There's another story about a bridge and a little old lady but I'll spare you anymore creepy stories. I just really love Edinburgh.