So here is an extremely shallow response.
Premises:
1. Two of the words, pulsate and tendril, have a real Hentai Cartoon feel to them.
2. A high proportion of (US) people think they have been abducted by aliens.
3. There are a disproportionate number of lawyers on the planet.
Interstellar Cuckoos
The spacecraft hovered in the sky
And was invisible to the unaided eye,
It was on a mission through space
To propagate their race
Before their home planet could die.
Could die,
Before their home planet could die.
The crew scanned the houses for guests,
For breeding stock meeting their tests.
And these alien platoonists,
Like Asian cartoonists,
Favoured the ones with big breasts.
Big breasts,
Favoured the ones with big breasts.
In a drab little house out of town
Slept a woman in a pretty nightgown;
She was sweet and demure
And her dreams were most pure
When the spacecraft settled on down.
On down,
When the spacecraft settled on down.
Her nightie was pink and hand made,
And well suited to an innocent maid.
She also worn briefs
In the mistaken belief
That they kept the marauders away.
Away,
That they kept the marauders away.
They carried her off to the ship
Where she awoke in an alien grip.
When she demanded to know
Why they were treating her so,
They just leered, with the odd slimey drip.
Slimey drip,
They just leered, with the odd slimey drip.
Nine tentacles slowly undressed her,
While others just roughly caressed her.
As each made a move
On her feminine groove,
The others restrained and suppressed her.
Suppressed her,
The others restrained and suppressed her.
The tempo of the assault just increased
And reached its climactic release.
Once the pulsating was through
And the tendrils withdrew
She was carrying the spawn of the beasts.
The beasts,
She was carrying the spawn of the beasts.
They removed all trace from her brain,
Before returning her home once again.
She awoke the next morn
With her nightie all torn
And covered with green slimey stains.
Slimey stains.
And covered with green slimey stains.
She couldn’t recall what they did,
So was surprised to be carrying a kid.
While she thought it quite odd
She assumed it from God
But developed an aversion to squid.
To Squid,
She developed an aversion to squid.
Nine months after the aliens first saw her
She gave birth to a small baby lawyer,
The net human worth
Of the population of earth
Was unchanged and the planet the poorer.
The poorer,
Was unchanged and the planet the poorer.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2013
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