This Tuxedo Says is from June 2020: While he generally likes most people, and is not at all skittish, Tuxedo, like his daddy, has an extremely low tolerance for stupid. |
Note: the people who are upset about Luigi Mangione being
made into a folk hero seem to have forgotten that they made Kenosha Murderer Kyle
Rittenhouse into one. |
I am getting a Children of the Corn Cakes vibe this morning and I
am not all that terrified. |
The weather down here in South Carolina is nuts … 19 degrees
one morning and 65 degrees the next, and then back down to twenty degrees and
up to fifty-seven the next day. My nipples are exhausted. |
Jeff Kasser, model, actor, Only Fans star and a new addition to Would You Hit it … of note, on Only Fans Jeff apparently gets hit, a lot. |
Carlos is a keeper, but you figured that out a long time ago.
ReplyDeleteThat I did!
DeleteThe First Lady!!! Hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteMore of a Second Lady ... or fourth wife.
DeleteWith your reference to hats, I was just thinking if the MAGA army get to wear red caps why can't liberal Democrat supporters get to wear blue caps with one of these acronyms on the front - WAIT (Woke Americans Infuriating Trump) or WOKE (We Only Kibosh Enemies).
ReplyDeleteI think you're onto something!
Deletethe dog's mother
ReplyDelete(Carlos) (Tuxedo always)
xoxo :-)
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DeleteAhh, Cakes Day! I mean happy Thursday! Both are quite delectable, BTW. Thanks for giving us another reason for never going to Mar-a-Lago! OMFG! Our weather in Indiana sucks, too. 6 degrees this morning; it was 63 this past Sunday.
ReplyDeleteCakes and Cold!
DeleteTuxedo knows…
ReplyDeleteI could use me some corn cakes !
-Rj
Tuxedo was one smart cat!
DeleteA few thoughts:
ReplyDelete*After the production and success of Hairspray Carlos should go on a comedy tour. Of course, you will be his manager.
*Those nip-and-tuck faces are scary. I hear that Kimberley is out with the Crime Family. Jr. has split with her for a younger model. Men!
*You know Melania, a recent kidney transplant recipient, does not mind Elan stepping in as First Lady. It is either him or her mysterious double.
*I would hit it. Jeff is cute, but he looks like too much work and would go off at spending a Saturday night eating ice cream and pizza. Oh yes, stop the manscaping. As I said, it's too much work and high maintenance.
*South Carolina is similar to Denver. On Monday, the temperatures barely got above 20 degrees with a dusting of snow, and the next day, they were in the 50s.
*I trust the tree is up, lights around the estate lit, cards ready for mailing, and Carlos's presents bought. I'll check in on the Christmas baking later.
We are going subdued Christmas this year ... sparse decorations and a surprise from Carlos for the New Year.
DeleteIs it just me, or are all the Mar A Lago faces dead behind the eyes?
ReplyDeleteCorncakes, YUM!
Will Jay
Mar-Illegal people have no souls.
DeleteOh, yes, corn cakes indeed1
Why do people waste their money on plastic surgery? It's rarely successful.
ReplyDeleteKimi totally ruined her looks...and all she got for it is an Ambassadorship to Greece.
DeleteIt's ego and the need to look younger and prettier ... or at least pretend they look younger and prettier.
DeleteLMAOO
ReplyDeleteOh, Carlos!
And I was scrolling down those Botched Bitches and almost fell off my chair at the end! LMAOOO
And that Child Of The Corn is just what I'd need right now, Bob. Please and thank you.
XOXO
Botched Bitches!!!💗💗💗
DeleteAll I need for Mister Cakes is a nice secluded corn maze!
Botched faces and then ... First Lady ... OMG ... that was the best one!
ReplyDeleteAh, Elonia!
DeleteHA!! Take care of those nipples, Bob!!
ReplyDeleteI do find the Kyle-Luigi parallels quite interesting but since Luigi took out of their own then it is not cool to them.
The before and after faces are as frightening as the policies they want to implement.
Yeah the Luigi story is so telling of the rightwingnut hypocrisy.
DeleteMy nipples are settling down, though we're dropping to the low thirties again tonight!
Oh my God the Carlos story had me in stitches. Tell him I already want his autograph. And the Trump staff and all their facelifts.. good grief. Some of them paid good money for that look of stick up my ass.
ReplyDeleteAnd would I hit Jeff Kasser???? Dear i offer up my big cakes for him to hit all day Every day of need be.
I think he's already practicing his autograph stylings!
DeleteI don't generally go for the blond types, but for Jeff I can make an exception.
🤔 I am not a gay man, but I always consider what is good or bad in your "Would You Hit It?" offerings. Jeff Kasser seemed a good catch until "my junk is as big as a baseball glove and I kiss my own gorgeousness in a mirror!" I know hitting it is not a lifetime commitment, but really?! 🤨🤢 All of the hideous lookalike Trumpettes are such jackasses...they all (except Gaetz) were objectively decent-looking humans and are now, literally, an episode of "Twilight Zone!" 🫣😱🤮
ReplyDelete😍 I admire Tuxedo's allergy to stupidity! 😻
To be fair, it wasn't the biggest mitt I've ever seen.
DeleteTuxedo and I shared that allergy!
Jeff Kasser? More than once.
ReplyDeleteThose faces. The only one who is even recognizable is Ronna McPork.
Bless Carlos. He must have had you confused with someone else.
Nice save for Carlos!
DeleteAre they all using the same bad plastic surgeon or what?
ReplyDeleteProbably a group rate ....
DeleteWhen I was scrolling through your photos, and I was viewing the before and after photos, you can imagine how hard I laughed when I came to Melania/Elonia. PRICELESS!
ReplyDeleteI'm telling you, we'll be seeing a lot less Melania at Mar-illegal and a lot more Elonia!
DeleteRe: The weather.
ReplyDeleteLook at it this way, Bob, you now know what it's like to live in Indiana...year 'round.
South Carolina is a lot like that ... there are times we go through all four seasons in less than a week!
DeleteThe featured cosmetic surgeon failures look ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteJeff has a nice face but all that muscles. He would overpower me in any situation, and then what would he do?
Have his way with you?
DeleteIsn't the purpose of nip-tuck-tan to improve the looks? Because all of those are a big fail. A couple actually look scary!
ReplyDeleteThey look nothing like themselves.
DeleteI enjoy everything that you post - but my favorite is always 'Tales of Carlos'. I look forward to it every week. Isn't it great to love someone like that? (I have my wonderful Ossie and we'll celebrate 25 year at home together on New Year's Eve).
ReplyDeleteDana from Orlando
Thanks Dana, Carlos is a treasure.
DeleteHappy Early Anniversary.