What the FUCK!

I'm pretty fucking sure I didn't speak another language earlier. Can no one understand simple English any more? I didn't think the question required any translation to be understood. I guess I'll just have to use mono-syllabic words to ask my questions for a while.

There are too many fucking people acting like they don't understand me today. Is this "National Get Pissy with Michael for no Reason Day" or something? Maybe I need to just not talk to people today.

Today is a fucking waste...

Mind Your Bizness!!!

Mind your FUCKING business!!! You have a department, go run it! Once you've figured out how to turn on your Godamned computer, then you can talk to me about when it's appropriate to reboot a server.

It's not like I planned on disrupting your useless department, but did you really need to go apeshit about it in the office. You could have suggested something. Instead, you decided to make a big stink and bitch about it.

So much for team player, you gi-normous hag! Fuck OFF!

Fucking Tell me!

If you're pissed at me for something I did or didn't do or say, FUCKING TELL ME! Especially if I ask you to your face about it. Don't go telling ANYONE about it and paint a very dark picture of me in the situation. The least you could do, assuming you respect me AT ALL, is to tell me that you're mad at me BEFORE you run off to tell someone else while I'm in earshot.

I'm not asking you to not be pissed at me. That's your perogative and right. Hell, you probably have a reason to be pissed. But the least you can do is truthfully tell me you're mad BEFORE you go bitching to someone else about me.

Of course, it would be helpful to know if you have no respect for me as well, then the entire issue is moot because there's a larger issue to deal with.

I'm Fucking DONE!

It is an injustice to do this to me. I will only absorb so much abuse before I change the situation. Blame me if you wish, but we both know the truth.

I have no plan to bring the subject up ever again, but that doesn't mean I don't care about it. If it isn't addressed and corrected, I will take steps. I'm tired of it and I'm Fucking DONE!

Double Standard

What the hell is up with the double standard your mother-in-law has? It's OK for her to ask you if you know how to do the things you've been doing for years, but it's not OK to ask her if she knows how to do something that she hasn't done consistently yet? Give me a Fucking break!

I'll be really glad when I don't have to see her on a daily basis. That sorta happens when you have to live in the same house for a while.

Misdirected!

Why the hell are you pissed off at me for saying "No"? It's my fucking right! I didn't agree to do this thing , you did. So now you sabotage yourself by staying up til nearly 3 am and wake up pissed at me. Get real!

I do shit that I don't want to do all the time for you because you ask. I bend over backwards for you on a regular basis, yet I not allowed to assert my right to say "No" on occasion. What the Fuck! You regularly refuse what I ask for, but I'm not allowed to do the same thing.

I think you need to take a look in a mirror on occasion and see if there's someone in it that you should be angry with.

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