vday vi-zai

Happy vday babykins! ♥ Well, I know this ain't my blog, but anyway, this is for you, since you've logged in already but left it here. :) Alright, I'm totally aware that it's already past vday but still KINDA in the mood eh. :) All thanks to you, since saturday was such a delight with you around. :) I l♥ve y♥u.

And thanks for the novel. I know, I knowww, I'm already done with the novel. Of course, I don't mind reading it again. But glad we're gonna read it together or share it. :) Teehee. Oh and and and, thanks for teaching me how to play the piano! haha. It was rather fun actually and I did enjoy learning the chords and stuff. :)

Miss you so much now bunzaimon and love you sooooo much. :) ♥ You are certainly a dream come true for me and I probably could probably find a dozen or more affectionate terms to call you, but shall not. You should be rather familiar with the terms already anyway. :) But yes, I do love you so very much and thank you for making changes in my life, and my perceptions. Thanks for your determination and all that effort to make things better for both of us. Honestly, I've never thought that things would turn out to be sooo peachy now, from the beginning. In fact, I think things are even better than I imagined them to be. I do remember how much we've gone through together and I'm glad we're still going on so strong.

You know, although this might sound cliche or whatever. But honestly, baby thanks for everything you've done for me. All those times you've sacrificed for me or things you've done just to keep me happy or make life easier for me. Although they are not always laid right before my eyes, neither is there a black and white list that contains all that you've done. But I am aware of them and I do thank you. Those to me, are even more precious than any gift out there (not that I dislike gifts) and perhaps more practical too. :) But practicality aside (in fact to hell with practicality. ;) you should know why baby), seriously all that you've done for me has resulted in this wonderful outcome now. All that we hoped for, has in fact came to reality and somehow, it's seriously more than I could wish for. But I'm really glad eh. I doubt gifts would have such an effect or result in such outcomes.

Soooo, alright thanks bunzaimon ♥, for the past 8-10 months, since I've known you and been with you. I love you and happy vday again! :) Thanks for being mine. ♥

AND lastly, study hard alright? Let's make it through yr 1 together and venture into yr 2, hand in hand. :) I know you can do it, MY SMARTTT BUNZAIM♥N. Love you!



xoxo,
vivian ♥

ranting. more ranting.

alright this will prolly turn out to be another sad, boring, meaningless post just like the rest of my posts. i dont really know what to talk about and i gotta get ready for sch in about 2 hrs or so. so this isnt really the most convenient time to blog. but i'll do so anw. :)

anw baby just woke up, am talking to her now. sucha sweetie. i love u so much! :) haha baby and i went through a lot in the past few days but im just glad we pulled through and managed to have a happy 8 months anni. going strong darling. stronger than a bull on steroids. maybe even stronger than an ah lian's chinese accent lorhxzxzx!

speaking of ah lians.....im perfectly okay with them. despite the way they talk, walk, dress, accessorize, etc. they're fine in my books. even if they look skimpy and talk like friggin donkeys. they horxzx is okay onezxzxz! they also is humans bahzxzx. they wear nongnong ugry extentionzxz which're obviously fake lahzxz and walk with the legs hor vely open onezxz! but dont hate them bahzxzx.

if u're still unclear about what creature an ah lian is, a very detailed description can be found on darling's blog. yeah. but seriously, nothing to hate about them. they're great people. i mean, im grateful to these creatures for constantly lowering the rock-bottom benchmark of appearance. they give people hope. even models who get into a car crash and screw up their faces in the process arent afraid of ending their career! cuz as long as ah lians "play their part" in society, these models would just go from stunningly gorgeous(with all facial features in order) to just within the range of gorgeous to decent (depending on whether they still have a head after the accident). yeah so im telling you to appreciate them! give a paper crane to an ah lian today! show them you love them and admire them for playing a part in society which none of us envy! they are just like fetilisers you know. animal shit in soil. they help the plant and its leaves look good, pretty and healthy. the plant represents mankind and we my fellow humans are the leaves. so rest assured, even if one day we would not look as good, healthy, pretty or handsome like a dead leaf chewed up by some bigass caterpillar, and drop down to the bottom in the ladder of good looks, we will never go below the soil and thus never fall below the fertilisers buried in it.. so let us appreciate and give thanks to these poor miserable fugly noisy nosey smelly bitches. they've got it tough, yes they do.

BUT God is kind for god also created Ah Bengs... Ah Bengs are created to be the male fertilis- i mean, Ah Lian counterparts. :) they are created blind, with no taste whatsoever. They share a healthy competition with the Ah Lians for last place in good looks. they talk like Ah Lians, smell like Ah Lians and even have a generous spread of acne all over them just like Ah Lians. yeah, often seen together as they are naturally attracted to each other's scent, the kind a human begins to emit after about a month without a shower, but a lot stronger. Nownow, dont start judging them. They ensure we humans wont accidentally date an Ah Lian because that'd be really harsh on us. we're not build to sustain shitty treatment and eardrum punishment 24/7 like the Ah Bengs. God created Ah Bengs to actually enjoy and understand what we humans call TWEET TALK and endure this condition Ah Lians give their partners everytime they go shopping called
LOOKINGATSHITTHATSTILLLOOKSLIKESHITEVENAFTERYOUEMPTYYOURWALLETTOMAKESHITLOOKLESSSHITTY.
So for all you emos who hate your lives and wanna commit suicide, you've got nothing to lose. make an Ah Lian happy, find one at a Bugis Street near you! Not only will you experience something that'd make the life u had before seem like paradise but your suicidal intentions will finally be justified! NEAT EH?!
and i just found out that the gross video of two girls eating shit? aka 2 girls 1 cup? yeah, they hadta change the title from its original 2 girls 1 Ah Lian because its a violation against the Fugly Fertilisers' Charter. Check out the reaction vid below.



Yeah the dude(J.Rogan) was given ample warning about how disgusting the video was gonna be but HE WASNT TOLD THERE WAS GONNA BE AN AH LIAN IN IT! yeah you saw the shock in his eyes when the Ah Lian popped up. poor dude couldnt bear to look. Thats why i think sticking to the vids original name would ensure people would be more aware of the brain damage it'd lead to and not get a heart attack when the girls start making out with the Ah Lian. sigh... law and morality...

if i have wasted your time with this post, then i have achieved the objective of my blog. YAY!

btw i love you vi! im gonna take a short nap now before sch. :)

things to do....things to do...

really really pressed for time, still loads to do. THEN WHY THE F**K AM I BLOGGING? you might ask. well...thats a good question...i'll have to get back to you when im less busy :)





right now im in the midst of doing my LSM slides for presentation which is due VERY soon.... friday in fact. YIKES! (stomach just did a back flip)


AND i still have to complete drafting and making the slides for my public speaking speech! rehearsals on... thursday! (this time a moonsault and a cartwheel i think)

OMG and Econs.....friggin econs.. still have yet to have a group discussion. so practically the group component still has a lot left to complete. OH WHY! (noticed i didnt mention the deadline? its cuz i forgot and prefer not to recall, thanks)

AND AND AND my exam timetables are out! my oh my... 20th Feb...

so my blog will be rather dead(more dead than usual anw) until all my hair starts growing again. my apologies. esp to Juk. i'll see you after my exams.

Gotta get back to work now so i can sleep asap. need as much energy as i can get if i am to stomach more crap tmr. bye.

~BUNZAIMON

7 months in a blink/ Im sorry

woke up yesterday( 3rd Jan) with my head aching and bloodshot eyes. felt around in the dark for my phone to find out the time. before i could, door swung open and in came my dad tugging violently on my sheets (with little regard that i was alr awake) shouting "wake up already! its 8!"



great... thing was, i woke around 4 to msg v but i guess i knocked out right after.



had a strange dream.



i was cooking chicken in my kitchen under the supervision of my sister(who cant cook for nuts) who was instructing me. then the phone rang and when i answered it, my mom was on the line telling me to get out of the house because there was a killer on the lose in the area. i laughed and hung up. when i turned to resume my cooking, my sis was gone and standing where she stood was poh bee(tort teacher) wielding a lightsaber. yup. and she told me to add more salt. but i accidentally added sugar and poh bee cried.....



thats all i can recall from that "dream". i added the "s because i refuse to believe that dream was weaved up by some part of my mind.



so after i found my phone, i msged vi, apologised for not going out with her when i told her i would the day before. i know, and you thought...(read where appropriate)

-to attached girls: your bf is the sucky-est.

-to attached guys: you're the sucky-est bf.

-to single girls: you'd end up with the sucky-est bf.

-to single guys: you'd make the sucky-est bf.



so vi, being the kindest, most awesome gf a guy could ever dream of being with, FORGAVE ME! i think. i hope.



but well, i still feel bad that she had to stay home and bore herself with youtube, tv, etc. so i wanna make it up to her. i dont know how just yet, but i'll think up something. so baby, if you're reading, once again i am terribly sorry and remorseful.

AND HAPPY 7 MONTHS ANNI.!

Thank you so much for...

1) putting up with my daily crap.

2) tolerating my mean-ness.

3) accepting my apologies for my countless wrongs.

4) studying with me/teaching me.

5) staying mine for 7 months.

6) bothering to understand my feelings.

7) making my day everyday since i've known you.

8)staying up with me & making me smile in the process.

9)making me happy sometimes and elated at others.

10) accepting me for who i am.

11)telling me you love me everyday

12) giving me hugs and kisses when i need them most.

which happens to be anytime/everytime :)

13) loving me still despite mysevere flaws.

14) always being there for me everytime.

15) being an awesome confidante.

16) trusting me and always being so concerned.

17) giving me the honour and privilledge of knowing/experiencing Heaven on Earth with you, the love of my life.

May we remain strong and always stay together no matter what.

Heres to an eternity of happiness with you, darling.

YI LOVE YOUY

and im sorry for taking so long to post this, i shall keep you waiting no longer baby. mwahs

CDS selection

its that time again to pick a CDS(CowDungSubject)and i gotta say, the options are AWESOME!

take for instance, Water Technology.

ACE1X02 Water Technology
This subject examines water as an essential for life. It will highlight the sources of water in nature, the technology in processing of water including wastewater, quality of water in terms of chemical, physical and microbiological standards and uses of water in everyday life. The subject will be taught via lectures, tutorials and 15 hours of practicals.

yeah....everyone dreams of working at a NEWater plant when they grow up... -.-

another popular choice would definitely be Human Health and Diseases.

ABM1X01 Human Health & Diseases
This subject provides you with the fundamental and up-to-date information on human health and disease. It covers the common non-infectious diseases and infectious diseases as well as their diagnosis, prevention and treatment.

oookay for all you germophobes, this CDS would give you an easier time at the pharmacy. As for the rest who end up in this CDS, im sorry u didnt get any of your choices. Sucks to be you.

I was particularly disappointed about Italian not being offered to us (baby and i). oh wells, im still looking forward to learning a new language. it'd be awesome if vi and i could conversate in, lets say, French in front of juk and leave him oblivious (and as always, open-mouthed).

well anyway, baby was so sweet to have ditto-ed my CDS selections, which are as follows;

1. Japanese (how to start the perfect World War)
2.French (baking lessons)
3.Freehand Drawing (teaches you how to hold a pencil like harry potter and draw a chocolate turnip)
4. Understanding Theatre (study the type of wood used and how to construct one)
5. 20th Century Fashion (origins of the skinny jeans)

yup, what a line-up. so i reallyreally do wish to be in the same CDS and class once again as my beloved darling. Would lightning strike twice for me? yes, i believe so. (and i say that with an impossibly massive sense of optimism.)

i do believe my luck is that damned good! look at who im dating. still remembered when i asked her to be mine....boy she couldnt believe her ears.....or maybe she just couldnt hear me. haha

NAH! kidding, that wasnt it. but yeah, im just glad she's mine. reallyreally grateful. she's awesome, and i love her with all that i am, from the bottom of my heart. am missing her a great deal right now.

so i shall end right here, baby's msn tab is blinking bright orange non-stop.hahha so this blog aint dead. far from it. so jukfen, i hope u'll stop bugging me for awhile after this post. had fun hanging out with you man. and i hope u love your new hairstyle. ( i take full credit for the makeover.lol)

bunzaimon signing off.

a bit old, but funny shit.


What a Knock Out! - The funniest movie is here. Find it

♥

Oh hello readers like Juk Fen and friends. Well obviously whoever else who comes across this blog can read as well, but I guess I won't know who you are since everyone's pretty anonymous. Soooo anyway, I don't know if you realise, but it's not Zai who's blogging here. In fact it's me, Vivian. haha. Not that I wanna intrude or what. Just that he wanted me to do so. Hence you all shall read my post today. While he'll blog on mine I spose. Nah, it's not some gimmick to gain readers or what. 

Anyway, maybe you've realised that I don't really have a topic to blog about. It's all pretty random thoughts coming to my head and I guess that's why I'm typing non stop to keep the flow, while waiting for something to pop into my mind. Let me recall the day. Hmmmm, OH! Exams ended today and it was perfectly lovely except that nothing exciting actually happened. The thing that had my adrenaline rushing was actually the BEE, who's ultimately scary. Especially with her death stare. Oh alright, partially was because Jane and I were slightly late since we all waited for Shir. And my heart totally stopped when I saw the bee in the lab. Sadly, it turns out that we weren't allocated seats exactly. I mean my number was 28, however I was at the very first seat? While Jane's 30 and I swear she was like a million miles away. So NOT comforting. I had to find my seat after much walking around like some fool and please rmb the bee's stare.

Next moment, while I was still struggling to settle down and pace my heart after finding my seat. The bee asked us to sign this paper thingy and OKAAAAAY, while doing so, she totally disrupted me by asking why did I bring in blank paper along with my precedents. WHHYYYYY?!?!?! Cos, that's the way we did all our assessments and lab lessons. We had to bring in paper and our darling teacher soooo didn't tell us? Tsktsk. So, she did a check through all my precedents and extracted the blank papers ANDDDD those papers stating things like "this represents the cheque etc..." and threw them all away. THANKS BEE. =.= Oh and the exact same thing happened to Jane. haha. Unfortunately, she had a small confrontation with Jane and okaaay she SOOOO wanted to kill her. hahaha! ugh! Not to mention, in my state of panic, I signed on ky's name instead sooooo the bee glared at me as though I'm some criminal. 

Oh it wasn't any better that my class had to file our papers and punch holes but sadly there was no hole puncher so we had to poke holes manually using whatever means possible and I just totally tore my cover paper and letter sooooo HAD to re-print the letter. UGH.

Well the day's still not over, so I guess I can't tell whether it's a completely bad one. But lunch was pretty satisfying at sakae with shir and zai and yeaaah now at his place typing this. Oh didn't get any colour contacts cos I thought they were pretty overpriced. Perhaps one day I will. Haha, ugh still in the shopping mood seriously. I'm practically geared up to shop. Just need moolah. haha

AND BABY'S SINGING HOT N COLD IN SOME HIGH PITCHED VOICE. haha oh oh oh and I think the voice in gunbound sounds like his. haha Damn funny. Especially the OMG. haha. Anyway, think he's gonna go shower. haha. Soooo, I guess I should end here. I'm already running outta things to say.

BUT, I kinda think that I actually blogged more than zai ever did. Haha. I don't mean all his posts added up together. I just meant individual posts. Hmmmm, let me see... Yeah I think so. What an achievement eh? haha TOO easy! Which makes me wanna type even more just to rub it in his face. haha! 

 

Hmmm, nevermind. I ought to go play with his webcam now for fun. BYE!

Y'all can wait for zai to post next time and probably will appreciate his posts which are so much more interesting and lively and just very entertaining unlike mine. :( haha No wonder Juk Fen's his #1 fan. Okay, besides me. But I'm not just a fan. ;)

So alright! BYE! 

LOVE YOU BUNZAIMON! hahhahahahahahahhahaa

such a killer I swear. 

xoxo ♥!