THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY AND I'M FUCKING HAPPY, THAT I'VE TRICKED JOANNA NG!!!


Pupu shake shake says (11:30 PM):
where u go?

Sheep in God's cloak, bah. says (11:30 PM):
police station

Pupu shake shake says (11:30 PM):
do what?

Pupu shake shake says (11:30 PM):
hahaa

Sheep in God's cloak, bah. says (11:30 PM):
report kna raped

Pupu shake shake says (11:31 PM):
neh neh

Pupu shake shake says (11:31 PM):
faster say lah

Sheep in God's cloak, bah. says (11:31 PM):
REALLY LAAAA

Pupu shake shake says (11:31 PM):
who rape?

Sheep in God's cloak, bah. says (11:31 PM):
BANGLA

Pupu shake shake says (11:31 PM):
HUH!

Pupu shake shake says (11:31 PM):
hahahaa

Pupu shake shake says (11:31 PM):
wherereerereree?

Sheep in God's cloak, bah. says (11:32 PM):
my house here

Pupu shake shake says (11:32 PM):
walao they all look alike

Pupu shake shake says (11:32 PM):
then how to find

Pupu shake shake says (11:32 PM):
what he do?

Sheep in God's cloak, bah. says (11:32 PM):
i walk from the busstop towards my house

Sheep in God's cloak, bah. says (11:32 PM):
but it's very dark

Sheep in God's cloak, bah. says (11:32 PM):
then he was hiding behind a electricity box

Sheep in God's cloak, bah. says (11:32 PM):
then i didn't see him

Sheep in God's cloak, bah. says (11:33 PM):
then he came from the back

Sheep in God's cloak, bah. says (11:33 PM):
then want to pull my clothes

Sheep in God's cloak, bah. says (11:33 PM):
then i screamed and screamed

Sheep in God's cloak, bah. says (11:33 PM):
then i use my bag to hit him

Sheep in God's cloak, bah. says (11:33 PM):
then faster run lor

Pupu shake shake says (11:33 PM):
walao! why i not there. i box until he die i tell u.

Pupu shake shake says (11:34 PM):
u got cry a not?

Pupu shake shake says (11:34 PM):
should be got lah

Pupu shake shake says (11:34 PM):
aiyo. poor thing.


Sheep in God's cloak, bah. says (11:35 PM):
got cry la

Pupu shake shake says (11:35 PM):
but at least nv touch until u lah. as in that kind of touch

Sheep in God's cloak, bah. says (11:35 PM):
got touch until abit la

Sheep in God's cloak, bah. says (11:35 PM):
cos he wrap his arms around me

Sheep in God's cloak, bah. says (11:35 PM):
from the back

Pupu shake shake says (11:35 PM):
huh

Pupu shake shake says (11:35 PM):
walao

Pupu shake shake says (11:35 PM):
i want to catch him leh

Pupu shake shake says (11:36 PM):
box him and beat him up

Pupu shake shake says (11:36 PM):
and skin him

Sheep in God's cloak, bah. says (11:36 PM):
hais

Sheep in God's cloak, bah. says (11:36 PM):
as you said


Sheep in God's cloak, bah. says (11:36 PM):
they all look the same

Pupu shake shake says (11:36 PM):
and cut his cock away

Pupu shake shake says (11:36 PM):
yalah

Pupu shake shake says (11:36 PM):
go there again late late. i go with u

Sheep in God's cloak, bah. says (11:36 PM):
2 person of cos he won't dare la

Pupu shake shake says (11:36 PM):
i go alone lah

Sheep in God's cloak, bah. says (11:36 PM):
HAHA

Sheep in God's cloak, bah. says (11:37 PM):
you boy hair leh

Pupu shake shake says (11:37 PM):
oh ya

Pupu shake shake says (11:37 PM):
i put wig and wear sexy

Pupu shake shake says (11:37 PM):
neh neh


Sheep in God's cloak, bah. says (11:37 PM):
HAHA

Sheep in God's cloak, bah. says (11:37 PM):
wear dresss???

Pupu shake shake says (11:39 PM):
yes

Pupu shake shake says (11:39 PM):
for u.

Pupu shake shake says (11:39 PM):
i wear

Pupu shake shake says (11:39 PM):
HAHAHAHAH

Sheep in God's cloak, bah. says (11:39 PM):
awww so touched

Pupu shake shake says (11:39 PM):
hahahaha

Pupu shake shake says (11:39 PM):
walao

Pupu shake shake says (11:39 PM):
angry leh

Pupu shake shake says (11:39 PM):
why they like that

Pupu shake shake says (11:40 PM):
it show also my friend got molested


Sheep in God's cloak, bah. says (11:42 PM):
at least it shows i'm pretty

Pupu shake shake says (11:42 PM):
WALAO

Pupu shake shake says (11:42 PM):
hahahaaha

Sheep in God's cloak, bah. says (11:42 PM):
just hope the police will catch him lor

Sheep in God's cloak, bah. says (11:42 PM):
they damn dumb leh

Sheep in God's cloak, bah. says (11:43 PM):
they want me to do a face illustration for them

Sheep in God's cloak, bah. says (11:43 PM):
it's dark and he's black leh

Sheep in God's cloak, bah. says (11:43 PM):
got stupid or not

Pupu shake shake says (11:43 PM):
ya lah

Pupu shake shake says (11:43 PM):
i tell u

Pupu shake shake says (11:43 PM):
go there that time

Pupu shake shake says (11:44 PM):
bring one black paper. and draw eyes and teeth with white can alr.

Pupu shake shake says (11:44 PM):
haha

HAPPY APRIL'S FOOL'S EVE JOANNNAAAA BANANANAAA. THIS IS FOR GETTING BACK TO YOU OVER THE CLASS THINGY. HAHAHA. I LOVE YOU AND I KNOW YOU LOVE ME TOO!

If I'm her size, I'd get her hair.

Which is impossible,

which is the whole point!

Zzzz.

Raving again, for God's sake.

Everyone of us thinks differently, thus when we don't communicate, frictions occur, causing unhappiness to arise.

We all have different views about 1 single thing, you think that it's important, while I don't think so. Tell you what, my parents had never left work earlier just to bring me out for dinner, ever. You think it's sad? But no, there are so many other things that you could do to maintain a tie, it's just how you want to manage your own time, isn't it?

What's so hard with communicating? What's so hard with communicating? WHAT'S SO HARD WITH COMMUNICATING?

I know, it's whom you're communicating with. YOU'RE SCARED. Just admit it and I won't laugh, cos everyone is.

When are all these fucking raves and bellows gonna be over?

Tell me, for God's sake.

It's been happening to everyone. They hit with the problem, they're afraid, they hide and they run, to a faraway land and never come back. It's a cycle, a cycle, a cycle and it's dragging me in. It doesn't pay to be kind, seriously.

Kill yourself, I'd more than happy.

Spiderwick Chronicles
Omg it's such an awesome movie!!! I almost had heartattack cos of those ugly goblins and scary sound effects! Now I know why I don't really like such movies. Waste money to scare myself.

Presenting to you my new friend! Ms. Unicorn!!!

I TELL YOU KSH IS THE MOST PERVERT WOMAN ON EARTH!

SHE PLUCKED UNICORN'S HAIR OUT AND CALLED HER A BEAST LEH!!!!!!

She's only a ultra cute pink unicorn leh!!!

:'(

Trust me I'm going to get her, only when my father is willing to drive me there to buy it.

There the pervert. HAHAHA.

HELLOKITTY'S GONNA DISAPPEAR FROM EARTH.

HELLOKITTY'S GONNA DISAPPEAR FROM EARTH.
HELLOKITTY'S GONNA DISAPPEAR FROM EARTH.

This is Joanna Ng, the Ms. Ask-it-all.
You know asking what colours/designs/brands/types of things to buy/eat/drink are fine.
But she'll still carry on to ask you "Why?" for your choices, and it's for almost every single item she's buying!!!

Ok, I'm not trying to be mean, sometimes I also need some pinpoints and comments about things I buy, but Ms. Ask-it-all, really ask about every single little thing!!!

Joanna Ng, how to be independent like that! What if next time you've got no friends to decide for you? And somemore you're buying things for yourselves leh! You should know yourself best and should follow what your heart sayssssss. How can let people decide on what you wear! Buy wrong then take back to change/ buy again next time la! And then learn from your mistakes! And then you'll be independent!

And she says she hate me just because I'm not going to decide anything for her. BAD OR NOT?!!! Ok, that's the last thing that you've said to me, that I'm going to remember till I'm dead. So I'm gonna make you guilty for your whole life.

Faster repent and say love me before anything happens to me!

On going collection.

Nice book.

When Sailormoon was still my idol.

Spot me!

My two lovelies, well once.

No makeup, no contact lens, pardon me.

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Super Nanny
Today, I, myself babysitted Chloe for 5 hours, cause her daddy mummy has to attend dinner.

So we played Art and Craft together, making puppets out of paper bags. And when it came to dinner time, I just realised my maid didn't cook. But it's okay. I've managed to whip soup noodle in less than 10 mins. Am I superb or what?

Actually it's quite easy la, just use MSG and dissolve in water. Hhaha, I know it's very unhealthy but that's the only thing other than maggie that I know how to cook. Then after that kept playing Art and Craft, until I really have the need to watch tv, I occupied her with DS.

Lol, I'm going to be kindergarten teacher next time.

Stop telling me that I've slimmed down a lot, because slimming down a lot doesn't equivalent to being slim.

By telling me that I've slimmed down a lot, makes me even more depressed than what I already am. If I'm skinny, you'd have told me that, "You're already skinny enough already!", but since you're telling me that I've slimmed down a lot, it meant I'm not skinny. Whatever it is, I know where I stand and I can't stand it when everyone treats me like I'm so irrational, so insane, so obsessed about dieting. And I have my own bottom line of being skinny/healthy.

I'm already at the age whereby my body can accept slimming pills, and I'm at the stage whereby my life should be filled with colours and my body should flaunt every single piece of garment that I wear. What? You want me to wait till 50 years old and start to be aware my figure, and start to lipo so as to wear pretty clothes for ghosts to see is it?

I'd start intaking slimming pills whenever I feel that I'm ready for its side effects or maybe I'll wait and get stable with sch life first.

All in all, the only one who could stop me, is my doctor. Trust me, I'm rational and sane, and don't tell me that "drunkens would never say that they are drunk".

Tell me, why didn't God assigned the chore of giving birth to men?

I was squealing with horror while watching the video, and I'm not going to give birth naturally in the future. I'd still go for the knifes.

Women, are such awe creatures.

Look at her belly.

Love bro and daddy.

Omg my bro passed me Canon Ixus 80 IS Candy Pink this morning, cos I've been bugging him for a new camera. So, I love him, and also my daddy, cos he paid for it. Now I can finally update Friendster with new pics! LOL.

JO LOOK CAREFULLY. IT'S BROWN.

Ok, so we went fareast, taka, cine and cp today.

Saw ksh's *** guy today and I was super paiseh when he turned around, cos he found out that we're stalking him!!!!!! Even though we've tried to walk another direction to avoid him, we still ended up seeing each other. KSH, SEE HOW MUCH YOU'VE MISSED TODAY LAH!!! Hhaha.

Ok, and Jo's a super lame person.

I was trying on a clothe, and I said to Jo,

Me (to Jo): Ask her for size M.

Jo （asking the china salesgirl): 有没有小一号？

Salesgirl: 没有。

Me (to Jo): Scold her.

Jo (to salesgirl): 她叫我骂你。

IDIOT NOT!!!! HAHAHHAHHA.

There's something terribly wrong with my face. My features are flat, and my face is meaty. Omg am on verge of dying.

Thank you Kua Siew Hwa jiejie for the treat at Indulgz.

Finally we had it! We've been talking about it for months and we finally went there today. Well, it was quite a disappointment, only to prove that XX is really doing very hard to advertise.

BUT I DON'T CARE! I WANT CHEESE FONDUE THE NEXT TIME WE GO!

So we had:
1) Lobster bisque soup, or something like that - it has a very strong scent/pungent of lobster smell. Depends on how much you like lobsters.
2) Fried cheese with berry sauce - utter disappointment.
3) Cheese fries with beef bolognese - very nice.
4) Crispy pasta - very nice, and big.
5) Baked rice with chicken and mushroom - very nice, and big.
6) Chocolate fondue.
7) Butterscotch and caramel shake.
8) Lemon souffle.

I have the most atrocious maid, ever.

She has been with my family for 6 years or more, and that just because she's my mum's distant relative, my mum thinks that she more reliable in this way.

One night, my bro said that the asam fish she cooked wasn't nice, should have lesser gravy and sour abit. You know what she replied? "Then don't eat lor."

WTF right? Ok nvm.

When we have family dinner at home, she always get to sit with us. Tell me, does your maid sit at the same table and eat family dinner together with your whole family? Tell me, does your maid gets to go out with your family every once a week to eat family dinner at atas restaurants? Tell me, does your maid threaten to hit your dog in front her master's faces? Tell me, DOES YOUR MAID TALKS BACK???

Wah super pissed off. Yes I know she's pitiful as a maid, and has to leave her family to slog for money.

But please, she's climbing over everyone's head. Of course, definitely not mine.

There was once Chloe was holding her plate of food from kitchen to the dinning table. My maid was watching tv on the steps.

Chloe then accidentally dropped the whole plate on the floor. You know how my maid reacted? She just turned her head around, and then turned back to continue watching her tv, leaving my sisinlaw to clear up the mess.

She's really beyond the word "atrocious", incorrigible and irritating and please use a crane and catch her away to Pluto.

Accepted

When a high school burnout discovers he's been rejected from every college he's applied to, he creates a fake university in order to fool his overzealous parents.


Watch it!
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This world is round. This minute you're on the top of the world, 24hours later you're upside down.

Hey I managed to dig my old camera out and I found all these hilarious + fugly pics of mine with my friends/co juniors! Lol and I cropped off my face cos it's unseenable + fugly as I'd mentioned before. And it was taken on the last performance of the whole co in the year of 2006, and my last time as a student conductor.

P.S. (not I love you) I'm sorry to those people in the pics, that I've displaced my happiness onto your unhappiness.

HAHAHA LOL. SO SHALLOW UNTIL SO FUNNY.

I'm so unhappy about so many people, and I'm even more upset that everyone's going to Europe and I'm fuckingly not.

My dad is going for his company trip in June, Switzerland.
My Sisinlaw is going for her company trip, Paris and Spain(purposely one lor).
My bro and EVEN CHLOE LEE(currently 3 years old, been to Japan, Europe and Malaysia. It's her second time going to Europe this time! It makes no sense right! WHAT IS JUSTICE ALL ABOUT?!) are going there to meet her after her company trip.

So that leaves me and my mum. And I really hate to go overseas with my mum. Cos she's gonna nagnagnag, and you really can't imagine the extreme extent that she'll nag you know. She'll nag things about you, then next about my both sisters, then next about my bro, sisinlaw and Chloe, and lastly my dad. And I know my temper, so I know if I'm going Europe but I can't enjoy myself properly, I'd rather not go. Moreover I'd need to face her 28 hours on flight to and fro you know????? ALONE YOU KNOW????? And I get more and more irritated by her each time I gets older. Or maybe it's her getting more and more naggy. Bueh ta han one.

Anyway I've thought about it. After graduating from Poly, I'm going on a 3 months backpacking trip within the whole Europe!!! So who wanna join can start registering with me now. Just tag me your name, contact number and email address, and I'll get back to you. zzzzzz.

Thank you Joanna Ng for the treat at Pu Tien Restaurant(airconditionedcoffeeshop, hahahaha just joking lala).

There are so many things that I wanna do, but I've only such little abilities and efforts to contribute. There are so many times when I want to grow up quickly, to be able to know my future earlier, but simultaneously I wished that time should stop passing so rapidly. There are so many times when I wished I'd be totally pulled out from the surroundings, not hearing anything, not knowing anything, but simultaneously I wished that I could blend into my surroundings.

What a fucking contradicting human I am.

There are times when you hate, but you can't say. There are times when you love, but you won't say.

Tell me she looks like Wu Zun and I like her!!!

Oh good gracious I love the almighty God.

1 good news, 1 bad news.

Good one first, that is, I'M IN MARKETING COURSE.
Omg can you believe it?! I even thought about what if I couldn't get into that course. I thought of changing school and even thought of going Aust to study somemore.

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Ok now, some !#$%^&(@ just called and things had changed.

2 fucking good news now instead.

And it's I'M IN THE SAME CLASS AS KUA SIEW HWA AND JOANNA NG DONG ER THAT ITCHY WITCHY IMP!!!

She very bad one lor. She lied to me say she and ksh in class 11, then I'm in 10. Then I was like quite sad but thought, "Aiya nvm la, first year I also came SP my own, not knowing anybody, so this year I'd be able to manage." And I still had the image seeing them eating together in canteen then I was rushing to lesson.

And seriously I swear there were 2 nights which I consectively had dreams that I was seeing them laughing and talking to them together, and I tried to talk to them but was never heard. It was a really really strong feeling and there, I thought it'd came true when they told me we were in different class.

OMGIAMSOFUCKINGLYHAPPYTHATYOUCAN'TBELIEVEIT. Everything that we've prayed for came true!!! I so love God, don't you????!!!!!!

JoannaNgDongEr, I can't believe you really did such a mean thing to hurt my feelings and making me cry! I'm so gonna twist your breasts out, and pluck all your pulic hair, and grind them and let you eat when I see you on Monday! And I'm gonna eat till you go bankrupt!!! Ahh, but thanks for letting me know the truth earlier, or else I really can't sleep tonight.

Please I beg the whole world to go buy "P.S. I love you" to read! One single sentence and the writer could send you off sobbing like there's no ending to it!

And my holidays, are so unfruitful. Everyday I just live on a routine, wake up, watch tv, play DS, eat, sleep. But nevermind, I'm helping with my sisinlaw to sell of some stuffs online, and very soon, I'd commit myself into that.

Have you guys been watching "America's next top model 6"???

She's Joanie, and she SHOULD win!!! Not that bloody Danielle!!!
Zomg, cause I think Joanie looks like the female version of Wu Zun, esp when she smile!!! Thus, I super supportive of her, and what the hell! How could Danielle win when she has can't even speak proper American English!

Wah super angry. What's Tyra Banks thinking about when she chose her?

Thursday, 6 March.

Kbox session with xulingli, suminghua, tiantingting and thomaslimzhaowei, aka, tommy.
He's the one and only guy who could "click" with us ever since sec sch.




Xll: You must be grateful to me that I never post the really ugly pictures of yours!

Ok, very little pictures cause cam was out of batt. I am never diligent in charging stuffs, including my hp and DS as well.

Can any kind souls out there teach me how to thin down? Quick, efficient and not expensive.

I seriously don't mind being an anorexic, provided that I won't need to get into hospitals, and I won't be struggling at the edge of being alive and dead. To my happiness, I'm not very much a foodaholic.

I've ceased buying clothes cause I kept telling myself that I'd buy when I'm thinner, so it has been ages since I'd bought clothes. NEW RECORD. Duh sucks. It's been a pheonomenon, like I'd be thinking that the piece of clothe's gonna look terrible on me, then, I'll place it back onto the rack, and say, "I'll be back to get you when I'm 40kg."

DO YOU BLOODILY KNOW THIS KIND OF YOU-CAN'T-STAND-YOURSELF-UNTIL-YOU'LL-FEEL-LIKE-USING-A-KNIFE-TO-SLICE-OF-YOUR-FATS FEELING??? Come on you don't, and I hate you!!! (Just let me vent out anger first can.)

I don't like to run, because it'll make my already-huge-calves even larger. Zomg I can't even accomplish the most commoner sport!

Save me! Save me!

Whatever.

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I can't get along with big talkers and copycats. Also, why should everyone do everything just to please you?!!! Zomg! You're not a Princess, remember!

OH MI GOSH, I, LEE CHOW XUAN, SERIOUSLY CERTAINLY ABSOLUTELY DEFINITELY ABHOR LOATHE DISLIKE HATE, THAT DOWNRIGHT CHEAPO COPYCAT FOLLOWER, NAMED "MRS CHINA".

clue: only 1 person on Earth knows who I'm talking about so don't bother to guess.

Grow some creativity and mindset would you! Jeez.

!#$*%^&*(@)

I'd really love to give you zillion of tight slaps into your intolerable macchicken looking face. What's the problem with you??? Air head? Ion head? Molecule head? Ant head? Bean head? Peanut head? GODDAMN PAPAYA BANANA WATERMELON MANGO AVOCADO.

Get out of my sight la.


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On the lighter note, Bro, Sis-in-law and Chloe has officially moved in today, till around end of this year when their new apartment is ready.

While unpacking some stuffs, bro got scolded by SIL.

SIL: Oi, blablablablbalblablbala (scolding contents).
Bro: (Silent chicken)
Chloe: Daddy you see la, mummy want to kill you already leh.

ZOMG everyone started laughing. I beg your pardon, Chloe's only 3 y/o can!

Ok back to my lovely jokshlcx, seriously we'd need to come up with a proper group name!

THE BEST PICTURE EVER CAN. I'M SERIOUS!

Today was the FOP thingy, I've used waterguns to spray at ksh, and she'd used the whole bucket of water to splash me leh!!! But we are the best to gang up to wet Jo lololol.