Me English No Good
Scene 1 Cikgu : Puan, puan kena cakap Bahasa Malaysia dengan anak puan. Me : Kenapa cikgu? Cikgu : Result BM dia sentiasa teruk. Mungkin kalau cakap BM dengan dia boleh bantu sikit. Me : Cikgu, saya memang cakap BM sebab English saya sendiri pun teruk. Betul, tak tipu. Scene 2 A conversation after UPSR BM paper.... Me : How was the test? Me son : So so. By the way what is 'jururawat' ibu? Me : What was your guess? (Biar betul dia ni) Scene 3 Haziq : Ibu, there's a MAJOR improvement for my BM result! Me : (hati berbunga-bunga) Owh ye ke? What did you get? Haziq : Last time was 'E', now I got a 'D' Me : (long paused dalam hati 'eh?') Nazurah : Same here mummy, there's an improvement for mi...