goodbye ; 10/10/2009 05:28:00 PM
Sunday, September 27, 2009;
i feel like a jerk.bastard.i did none to show appreciation to her.i just have to ask her.i just have to say it.i feel so guilty.now she's angry and sad with her.i just have to create this situation out.i'm spoiling other's relationship.fuck you dolly tan.why can't you just shut up.
goodbye ; 9/27/2009 09:57:00 PM
Thursday, September 17, 2009;
okay, i think i should liven up this blog a bit.let's start with today's work.idk what's up with my luck with indians nowadays.must be there's some mastermind behind this.like keep sending bunch and bunch of them to irritate me.while i was working today, two of these species came in.
which, i would prefer to identify as females.
stood there for like 10 mins, trying to make up their mind.finally, decided to decide what they decided to decide with, placed their order.Bitch: "can i have va medium latte, low vat milk please. oh, and a medium latte, skinny too."Me: *wondering, is there a difference between the two..?*Me: "having here right?"Bitch: "yes."Me: "rights ma'am, that'll be $10.20 in total (:"and while i was doing the drink..Bitch: "both low vat milk right?" *and points a finger trying to tell me VAT to do. cb.Me: "yes ma'am (: skinny."Bitch: "oh is it vahnilla latte?"Me: "oh u ordered a vanilla latte?" but i'm fucking sure she order two similar lattes separately.Bitch: "yeah."and proceeds to sit down HAPPILY with friend.and the drink is done.she came over.Bitch: "oh, could u put it vin a takeavay cup for me? i thought i mentioned vit just now."Me: *i think i gave a oh changed ur mind again face* "okay."Bitch: called my manager and asked "vam i too soft? cos i told her to put it in a takeavay."which i am already putting it in a takeaway, you knn cb fuck.
then i passed her the drink.
and babbles on about why she wanted it in a takeaway,
what cos raining, so decided to sit in instead.
sorry madam, i am so totally NOT interested in why u decided to change that mind of urs.
if u even have one.
so save ur breath and fuck off alrdy.
she took her "TAKEAWAY" drink and continue to sit with her friend.irritate not enough, decided to come back again.Bitch: "is this a double shot latte?"Me: "yes ma'am, why?"Bitch: "well, how sure vare you? cos it tasted super light."fucking hell.i'm the one doing the drink, am i supposed to doubt how many shots did i pour in?oh, maybe it tasted light cos i SPITTED non-stop into the thing.
and if it's super light, you can just say it straight, i can do a new one,
or add more shots for u.
i see no need for the sarcasm.
thanks man.
and i haven't slept enough today.
so i think i unconsciously gave her the fuck you face many times.
cos she appeared a little guilty when she's leaving.
fuck.anyway, a huge turning point.
had nothing to do that day, and decided to google yo mama.
these came out.
`Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.`Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!`Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.`Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.`Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.`Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.`Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck`Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."`Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.`Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.`Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes "one at a time please."`Yo mama so fat when she bunjee jumps she goes straight to hell.`Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "OK."okay enough of the insults.i think if i were to say all of this into the blackies face i'd be damn satisfied for now.
goodbye ; 9/17/2009 01:16:00 AM
