I think my new class.
Right.
I think.


Hooohah.

Im much busier and happier.

Jello. . !

Enquires can be directed to me.

Or ask me questions

YEARS of deep deep family history, GENERATIONS of beliefs.

Can all be torn down for your own "selfish" new religions?

NO!

It cannot.

The cry of saying " I can't change cause of ..."

Family?


More often a not.
It is a family religion, a spirit that bonds the family together.
Yes, It is true.

However, the wonder ( I really mean WONDER) of Jesus Christ exceeds all this!

How do you overcome your family's unhappiness?

Your Parents?
The most important thing to do is honor your father and Mother.
Honor them.

Know that they are your parents. Love and respect them.
Even when they go against everything you believe in.
Show them the love Of Jesus again and again.

And HE will do the rest.

Do the same to grandparents!

However, i am speaking to a crowd largerly skeptical about me spreading the Word here.

Read my earlier post.
IT'S ALL REAL!
IT'S ALMOST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!


But it IS!

Oh my GOODNESS I cannot even start to imagine to tell you what changes will happen.

For God so loved the world (us!) , that he sent his only begotten son (Jesus!) that whosoever believe in him shall NOT PERISH (or die) and have ETERNAL LIFE. - John 3:16.

The truth of this hits us like a rushing train.

Christianity is not some bandwagon you jump on and go for a happy "choo-choo ride"

Christianity is a RELATIONSHIP with you God, Saviour, Lover, Healer, JESUS.
Not a religion.

Thus, i PLEAD with you.
DO not take this life for granted !

It's only a small portion of your ETERNAL plan.

There is a FREE gift available, no strings attached, of Love and Forgiveness.
Of peace, of every good thing ever dreamed about.

Free and It's for YOU.

now stretch out your hand and take it.


For either you go to hades then hell when you die.
or paradise, then heaven.

Choose!

I speak the absolute truth!
Questions can be directed to me.

I only wish my friends would choose their EVERLASTING happiness over anything in this world.

For I would lay my life down for a non-believer so he/she has a chance to be saved.

CHOOSE

This life is not YOURS.

There is no guarentee your life WILL be perfect after believing.
But WOW.

It
Will
Never'
Be
The
Same.


Take this Free gift of LIFE!

potentially dissecting.

Right and Wrong.
Sin and no Sin.

What line?

It's so blurry now it's non-existent

Alcohol, cigarettes, sex, gambling, swearing.
Remember when we were young and told not to do this.
I'd bet in every kid's mind we promised ourselves not to.
They sound SO bad, like only that heavily tattooed guy in the corner was capable of doing.
These words themselves illicit ill meaning.

But going for a drink,
a solitary shot.
Feels so little, so intangible.
Drink little bit only mah, try try.

Bet 10 cent only la. Never mind one.

Alcohol, cigarettes, sex, gambling, swearing.
Alcohol, cigarettes, sex, gambling, swearing.
Alcohol, cigarettes, sex, gambling, swearing.
Alcohol, cigarettes, sex, gambling, swearing.
Alcohol, cigarettes, sex, gambling, swearing.





VICES that seem so scary.
But everybody is doing.
And it then doesn't seem as scary, cuz everybody does it.

What's SIN?
Whats bad?
Bad?

Am I to some of you a ****** prude?

But when will this be realised?
When will people Stop and learn that it is wrong.

It's fundamental!
Wrong!
Bad!
Not Good!

Get my drift?

Stop destroying your body and mind.
I'm trying me bestest too.

Does religion come into the picture?
It sure does.

If you're a christian, nuff said.
Come talk to me.

Buddhist?
Buddha didnt drink and smoke ganja.

Taoist.
Well, dont know much about it but I think whoever whatever wont ask u to desecrate your body.

Free thinker?
There is a God.
I've seen and experienced his presence.
It IS him.
He spoke to me.

How miraculous is that.

I wont justify today.
My words and argue my points.

I just know I love Jesus and he Loves me.



To every soul out there.
Who's confused.
Mildly or otherwise.

Cheers.

I was wondering where the phrase " swooped for Cristiano Ronaldo" come from. Did Sir Alex Swoop down lyke an eagle and clutch the golden boy in his great big talons?

Well.

My 3 kids are quite fun.
I SHOULD be able to handle it as I'm a MAN.

HA!

yeah punk.
fool.
yeah.

manutd's winning

I'm spent.

And school starts tomorrow too.

I'm so busy I'm like a poor working sod who has to take night classes.

Bully for me.

HOLY SMOKES LOOK AT MY TIMETABLE!

I STILL HAVE THE 4 HR ATTACHMENT AT KELLY SERVICES!


WAHHHOOOOO!



And I have tuition.

I met Zao Sheng, Wen Jun and Jing Wen today.

Not bad.
They don't understand anything I say sian.

And at least I'm teaching a pretty student.
haw-haw.

I'mmm righttttt!

all the responses have been used and predicted truely if I dare say so myself.

Then again, I'd supposed there aren't anymore.
Bet I couldn't come up with a true one meself.

Hence what such a contradiction.
ah heck.
I know my limits.




nice guy signing out.


corny phrase above me.

I think I'll be kinda busy soon.

Found out I gotta work at Kelly Services.

And I have tuition. Almost 4 days a week.
Eh. but who cares. I can triple my allowance.
ha.

lol.

I'm meeting them again today. ha.

WOW that was fun.

if anybody feels offended.

choose one of the following.

nice: call me and I'll apologise"

not-so-nice: SOD OFF

cliched: Press alt-f4 and something nice will happen (BAH I COULD GO ON ABOUT THIS PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A .. sorry)

smarmy: yeahhh, but you've gotta admit its lykelyke part true ya?

idiot: walao I didnt even bother

IMbecile: wadever

Super nice: Sorry guys ya? Sometimes I get these angry urges. I heheheheh don't mean or refer to anybody heheheheh yeahyeah? So SORRY KK?


Indifferent : Hi, how did you find my blog.

Hello! Wait, you NEVER read the first line do you?
wait, i do.


Frequently I classify people into sections.


Mentally I do.

Hence, today I would state the bad points of each.

Somewhat meanly.

hopefully in coherant terms.

I'll start with the worst.


There are many. Unfortunately.
Whom are not so different from an ape.

Their actions and words go around saying 'ima dumbass, slap me!"
"YES PLEASE, I WOULD!"

that would be the ideal reaction.

BUT NO! this is the society and there's law and nonsense around.
So i cant slap some guy.

I don't really wish to write a lot today.
I just have a few people in mind I will not name for safety's sake and I'll call them groups.

Then theres this few who jump on every bandwagon.

"YEAHYEAH, WE're NUMBAH 1"
"I'll KICK YOUR SODDY ASS TO baked alaska"

Morons, who cannot see past the tip of their nose. ( I would add a nasty adjective infront of nose but no).

Warped views of reality, in their own CANDY FREAKIN LAND of GIANT candycanes and EDIBLE gingerbread security guards.
Always having a belief or idea and feel IMA RIGHT! NO you'RE WRONG! IMA BUM KILL ME!


Warped is too weak a word.
DELUSIONAL IDIOTS.


Now, next the SMARMY's.
IF i made a computer game. I would definately classify these people together for missions.

"YOU KNOW WHAT?"
"YES you overbearing cliched filled lump of EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION"

YES I KNOW WHAT!
DONT SAY IT!
PLEASE!

It hurts my being.
My ears.
My eyes.
Heck my arms as well.

"hey, so you're lyke trying to lyke say that lyke this is lyke that and you're feeling lyke that so lyke lykelyke lalala"

"apparantly this is so apparant that donuts have two apparant apparances in the centre of a apparant APPARANT APPARANT PRICKY DURIAN HEAD"
IMBECILES.

BUMBLING JACKTENKNIVESUPYOURNOGGIN.

BAH

SMARMY I HATE THE MOST.

Like witches and cream.
They dont mix.

when so obviously they're pathetic attempts at contemplating leaves them half vexed and GIVES A LOUSY SUBTERFUGE OF A FOOLISH ARGH.

I only USE them.

USE these fools.

lastly, the ONES who are civilized who think they are king.
who snigger and snaffle and snoffle at things.
Who intepret and read lines up my fing.
if you're one of them i say to you
your boring ways will leave STUPID.

thats right.
These people hate to be called DUMB or STUPID or INCAPABLE OF RATIONAL THOUGHT>

BUT , HA!.
Foolish apes.

Oh wait, they can.
But THEY ARE SO BORING.
BORING BORING BORING PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY'RE SOME SMART ASS AND LEAVE LITTLE CHIHUAHUA'S LYING AROUND HOOHOOHOO. WAIT THEY'RE TALKING THEIR MONKEYSENSE AGAIN.

BOITERIOUS BLISTERING BLUE HADDDOCK BARNACLES BARNABIA.




YEAHHHOOO!

I've been reading through other blogs.

And other blogs.

Cause well, there's nothing else to do.

What shows quite apparantly is the common written attempt, pathetic or otherwise (I won't judge today) to intepret something.
Be it, life, love, starcraft or thoughts.

It's all merely intepretations from a singular mind.
Well, how intriguing is that!

Bah.

Then there's the one who realises people, people of this stature or that perception read his/her blog.
Then they craft brillant posts to carve curiousity out of the dead cat.
They write how they want people to perceive them.

They hide meanings here and there, they encourage reading in between the lines.
They abhore coherancy.

Bullock.

Then there's the few that can't be bothered with life, love or starcraft.
They post pictures, they enjoy their life.
They think up of witty captions.
They think up of suitable titles.

Bosterovic.

Then there's who's lazy about everything.
They give up trying to write a fanciful piece.
Or they don't have the mental capacity to do it.

They don't post pictures as they find it stupid.
Stupid as perceived from a select few from the reaches of their mind which they have scorned.

Bok.

then there's those who keep a diary.
A daily log of events.
A chain of thoughts.
A coherant subterfuge for "ima dumbass, smack me"

Isn't it all so intriguing.

How when all this have been written.
You lose more than you gain.

How this tickles one, bores the other, Scorned by some, how telling.

How telling is the reaction, the impact on the subsequent reader.

How delightfully intriguing the human mind ( I had to get to this soon) which can concur and digress, and dissect each and every mere thought or wisp of a feather.

the irony of such the human mind dismisses the power of itself is an example of it.
Can't the mind see its capabilities?
Can't the mind feel the power beneath its soft grey exterior?


What can the average person be ?
Or do?

Once they read.

Right.

I would now rubbish that person.

there there there.

now.
I get a little bit pissed with people putting stupid nicks.

While in a mess now to even attempt to mask my insecurities and blast away,
sigh.

I really like Grace's nicks and hong wei's ones.

one more thing, I spent many a night chatting with Wenjinrasinowong
ha!

It's really quite fun and she's the only reason i stay up till 4 (4 MANNN)

did i mention she doesnt need sleep?

Bullock Carts!

Sigh.
Oh, and clems in the army, i went to tekong.
blahblahblah.

And bye Jap too.

Yeah

When I read
right i dont know what to write.

Just that I find people selfish and I conclude it stems from their puny ape sized brain.

Bah.

And i've just been to Tekong and it looks better than Sentosa.

Bolster-rousing riffle kerfuffle.

no more Bruce.
Today was the last tuition.

Anyway, my heart hurts again.
And i can't breathe properly.

I'm not heartbroken.

It really does hurt.
I really have to breathe really hard.

I'm getting worried.

That one day my left hand will freeze up and I'll get a heart attack.

BooYAH

You see REAL joy overflowing.
PEACE.
LOVE.

No more blurry sermons about these people.
No more encouraging people to step over the line and "change their lives"

You see one in action.

And Praise the Lord.

It makes you want to be a better person.

This is supernatural refreshing.

And for once, I'm not exaggerating.

I occasionally think I am super ultra duper smart and everybody else is idiots ( oh wait i mean are)

Except my bros.

Den When one acts like this, it is inevitable that discontent creeps in.
Hence, I soon realise my folly.

It has been an invorigorating chat with Jap.
To be frank I'll look forward to seeing him after enlistment.

Finally someone who gets the background, problems, inner workings before judging and weaving minds.


Thanks.

In addition, I heard the most amazing group today.

And I was not being accomodating either.

Avalon.
ha.


I'm finding their songs NOW.


Lock heads with whimsical willie.

On a normal day.
I wouldn't explicitly thank God for stuff.

Openly that is.

However, today sure as heck isn't normal.

It's people that make life so divine yip-dee-doo.

First off, Hw and Sher.

Yes, I 've commended them multiple times.
But i cannot commend one and not the other.

Today Hw waited 3 HOURS for me.

WHAT in the heavens sake will do that.
If I say I'm touched I would sound like a faggoty fag, but then i'm being whimsical today.

So yeah.
And sher, what the heck is wrong with this guy he's too nice to be true.

And I thank God for placing people back into my life.

And I cringe as I write this as I'm usually unlike this and a topic like this can only be shown in a third person view.

But WOW.

Her talents far outreach mine.
And wow.

I had the most fun I had in months.
WOW.

I think she's the only person who can make me act.

Wow wow wee.


In true out-of-character series.

Here ends, the story.

Cheers.

Brucey boy, Daniel boy and now an Indian girl.

How lovely.


Bungaling boisterious baraaging tiger paws.

I'm a mysterious enigma.
For example.
I myst. got a fever 30 mins before my tuition.
I myst forgot my parents were out of town before tuition.

Hmm.


That done.

yeah thats it.

I really hope people actually read my words.


Dismissing wordy and lengthy posts make me hurt.



Just because they are a tad long.




I don't like that.




That's why,



I splitting up my lines.


So



It'll be like.



Dr. Suess



Green eggs and Ham.


With 3 lines a page at most.

Can you read it now?


How about now?

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pocasins from the Indians to keep his peckish noggin warm in cold winter mornings as little John from Robin hood's posse twirls his staff as it stands on its own after it got hotter than a hot summer's midmorning, Or Sally decided to sell her seashells near the sea which makes no sense as you can pick up seashells for free seventeen metres from her stall while her non-shotgun toting self isn't looking at you or how about another tougue-twister which says something about a crooked man with a crooked nose and lives in a crooked shoe-boot, yes i mean crooked, but wait I ain't done yet so I was pondering about my pondering words when i decided how funny I can be but then it is taboo is it as in I cannot say I am really smart and handsome and dashing without critism ha but i feel that even i am not as such however it is really fun to tickle people's senses and make them feel all curious ie people like this guy who is a tad cliched well tad is too weak a word and excuse me now as i digress.





Well, you don't need to read THAT.



But let that be the only mishmash of words.

I don't have a clue of where this post is going.

It never mattered.

Right.

For a start I wanna get something.
Which is quite obvious.
This dandy breakfast-in-bed.

How lovely.
It's only $432.

Crap, not THAT only.

Apart from all that.
How stating the obvious is always taboo.

But i like straightforwardness.

Ho Wei - 14/04/89
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