You're doing the dishes at 11pm, by HAND, because the "new" dishwasher your landlord ordered won't be in until Thursday and you just know that tomorrow morning someone's going to want breakfast, and you'd like it if your son waited until he was in college to figure out how to eat cold cereal with out any spoons,
when suddenly
you feel like
maybe
you need to pee.
But it's not that urgent, and it's probably just because of all the warm drippy water, and besides, you don't want to get sidetracked by that pressing article in the bathroom about how to handmake everything you've ever previously purchased at the store,
so you press on.
Grrr, there's a lot of spoons in here!
Then it happens, it sneaks up unexpected and because of your wet soapy dishwashing gloves you don't stop it in time.
ACHOOOOOO!!!
Awwww crap, now I'm washing the dishes at 11pm and afterward I have to shower. . . .