House warming

hi pple, i have moved house and would be having a house warming session on 31 dec. feel free to come, cuz on that day would be rather messy, cuz a lot of pple liao haha. address just msg me or what lah, dun feel like putting it on this blog :)

bored, so let's have a random joke

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business function.

He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!

Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping - Love you!!"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.

His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 am , drunk and out of your mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the door."

"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, THAT!...Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed.....

"Leave me alone, b*tch, I'm married!!!".

Broken table - $400
Hot breakfast - $10
Two aspirins - $0.50
Saying the right thing, at the right time... Priceless

haha who can karma me this time..dunch waste chiur time after exams then play we go back to studies now =)

so sweet...

"welcome to sq8128, hope chius hav an enjoyable flight =) "









Ye rians boards the plane heaving a sign of sadness as the pretty flight attendant greets her politely in their usual warm attitude. Although physically she was going to be miles away from spore in just a few more hrs, her heart was deeply anchored in her motherland..not because she's patriotic, but for the sole reason that she's leavin her beloved one back in yio chu kang for 10 days. "what will he rook rike when i return?? will he be with another ger..or even worse, a ger who rooks korean??" thoughts and images flooded her mind as she can barely find the motivation and strength to drag her feet to her seat. plunging into the cushioned seat as if she no longer had any life in her, she let out a sarcastic giggle..wad dramatic irony that the flight number is 8128..why are they making a fool of a poor little lovesick gurl like me..as the plane gains speed and lifts off the soil of spore, there is no slightest hint of happiness as tears rolled down ye rian's cheeks as she mumbled to herself "gd bye, my lurve..."

"du du du du...passengers u may now remove chiur seatbelts as the plane is in auto pilot.."

lightnings flashed and
thunders boomed and
suddenly the lights
went dim. what's happening
ye rians thought. wild
imaginations flashed through
her mind and suddenly the
curtains of the walkway lifted
as a familiar shadow appeared.
it was surreal, impossible, yet
nostalgic.







"will chius, i mean u, mary me?" bellowed a deep and husky voice..there, squatting in the dark with flowers and 100karat diamond ring in one hand..is cheeyong dressed in pilot's uniform.















OMGOMG.