Its about 24th

Alright, first and foremost..

MERRY CHRISTMAS! =]. Aha, but as the Princess said, Xmas is all about the eve and Xmas is just a holiday. Nth big fuck about it. We all know the fairytale about some miracle is a fraud and the greatest story ever told. Even Santa is more credible than him!

Alrite, 24th Dec marks one of the greatest day in history because two people of top notch importance to me were borned.

Thanks for Princess and Sage , Princess' and Sage's parents. Lol

On top of that, this year's 24th Decemeber is the official launch of Wiglington and Wenks Virtual World! http://www.wiglingtonandwenks.com ! =] So on top of celebrating Princess' birthday in the afternoon and wee hours along with her friends, I spent about six to seven hours in the studio working and getting the launch party ready! I left about.. 1 am?

See her birthday wasn't all about friends and gift. She learnt the new Taiwanese drinking game too! Instead, we had sushi and our very own Burger. Courtesy to Ken who prepared the ingredients and the rest for buying all the misc stuff, this burger like no other was able to make its epic appearance in Daniel Smith's hotel. Burger includes :

Bread
Meat patty
Cheese
Wasabi
Ginger
Peanut Butter

I didn't even dare to take a bite. And after I did, I didn't dare to chew! Roar.

Alright, back at home, Melina prepared a BIRTHDAY PANCAKE for Princess! Like I've advised , " if you don't have an oven and don't have time to bake a cake, prepare a birthday PANCAKE! Decorate with whip cream, maple sauce, berries, sundae , chocolate rice" And great success! Well done Melina !

Okay this is some confusing fuck shit which I wanna get it sorted out. During Dim Sum supper, we tried to understand the differences between :

1) Vermicelli
2) " Mee Sua"
3) " Tung Hoon "
4) " Bee Hoon "
6) " Kuey Teow"
7) Glass Noodle

Fuck, we need a fucking mind map for this. But first, we need a guru! I mean, imagine I called for Vermicelli and if the person serves me something else, I WOULDN'T FUCKING KNOW AS WELL!

Roar, as for Xmas gift, other than the public holiday, satisfaction from WW launch, knowing that she had a wonderful birthday, she got me a shirt. Lol, and it fits. So to show her that I will cherish this shirt, I better not outgrow it :(. I want the stripes to run down my abs, not flab! Thanks Princess =]

And fuck Aircraft Recognition and fuck Air Defence Knowledge! Test on monday. Threesome fuck.

Wants to Needs

I've wanted many different shit. And soon these wants turns to needs as I noticed that it has been a long time since I got myself anything other den .. tops? Okay, I've just came up with a list of once material wants, to material needs. Aha, meanwhile as I type, I shall take this chance to see if I really need those items anyway.


1) Small Bag - Urgency : Mid

Okay, I need a bag which I can casually bring out when I am out with her. Something classy, vintage, and.. small. Just enough for me to place a bottle, brolly, Ipod, wallet, phone, candies, a jacket for her will be good enough. So this falls under S size! The Korean one I have seems to be giving way, bit by bit :(


2) Medium Bag - Urgency : High

Alright, as you fuckfaces know, I am now under chains and whips of SAF. I get to meet her occasionally when I book out. Thus, I need a bag which I can use to book out (size), and nice enough to move around in ( visuals ) . Something which can contain 2.5 full huge zip lock bags will do. And what more, the Air Force uniform looks 220% nicer than fucked up greens . So, who knows, the overall may look good enough for maybe a dinner outside in my uniform, and not destroyed by the stupid looks of the SAF issued bag. Well, that is provided I don't have the time luxury of going home to change. I do bath before booking out by the way. Lol

3) Large Bag - Urgency : Medium.

Same reason as mentioned above (Medium Bag) . Just that it should fit 3 full large zip lock bags. Or maybe one for a mini overseas trip of 5 days . Oh ya, for all 3, it should bulge when I stuff my stuff inside.

4) Shirts - Urgency : Medium

I should stop getting tee shirts. She just commented that I look so underage next to her with my tee shirts. Cartoon Elvis, Pac man, Evil Mickey Mouse. So it is time to go for shirt. Yeap, not even polo-tees. The beauty of shirts is that they don't look too sloppy for formal events, and they look casual enough for jeans and berms. So, yeap, shirts.

5) Jeans - Urgency : High

I NEED JEANS THAT WILL NOT FALL OFF! I've grown to an age whereby people are pretty judgmental from the way you dress. I mean, we are not kids anymore. We have to look approachable in order for people to feel comfortable and proud to be around you. We are no longer kids. ROAR! Fuck growing up.

6) Shoes - Urgency : High

My shoes. My Paul Smith shoes. Now I look like Oliver Twist in them. There is this super tiny crack at sole which sips in water every time I engage a puddle. On top of that, because I have only 1 pair of "walking" shoes, its fucking over-used. And the front portion is already cracking. Well, in fact I am thinking of 2 pairs. 1 will be more smart than casual, while the other will be more casual than smart!

7) Headphones - Urgency : Low/Mid

My audio earpiece is still functioning. However it cuts my ears every time I put it on. And as much as earpieces have this "sound isolation bud" , nothing beats a good heavy bass, closed circumaural headphones! I mean, I won't need to go for an epic high end stuff, ATH-SQ5A or ES7 will do . HAHA.

I just.. made myself an XMAS WISHLIST!

AHA, Guess I just made myself a Christmas Wish list.

Counting Down! Pew Pew Pew!

Hang on by the edge of the seat because...


MY PRINCESS IS COMING HOME SOON! WOOHOO! <3

Genting T.T

She needs to come home as soon as possible , back in my arms, with the bolster she bought for me! ROARR. 5 days is just too long. Now I understands how it feels like for her when I was out doing shitty field camps. Even worse, at least she gets to text me. She didn't even receive one damn text from me when I was in field camp.

Poor her :( I will hug you, don't worry! Lol

And Friday, we shall have dinner together!

Anyway, check this out :

" Hi all friends, I'm new to this forum and maybe someone to give me any recommendation on my concern here. I'm 23 years old from Bangkok. I got an offer from a Singapore company and the title of the job is SEO Consultant (Online marketing field).They just made the final offer to me about 6500SGD/month. Do you think this salary range is good enough to live in Singapore? No any other allowance is provided.

Thank you in advance. "



23 years old.
6500SGD/mth
Bangkok

Job for FTs, NS for Sinkies.

I love LEE SAMA! This is what the public feels about you and your aristocrats :

http://yaevlejunce.wordpress.com/2009/12/12/my-vote-counts-10-reasons-why-i-cannot-vote-for-the-pap-in-the-next-election/

Something old

I am not feeling emo or any shit. Just kept replaying this song. Lol.

He nearly boohoo

During my poly days, I didn't even take my 2.4, did 0 chin up and only achieved 180cm for SBJ.

I am not a man . AND NOW I AM IN THE AIRFORCE! ABOVE ALL! ROFL.

Anyway, I realized that I am not talented at anything. The only "talent" I got, according to Princess, is that I can get my way around at service counters, speaking to managers. Lol. So technically, my forte is to get that extra packet of ketchup from Mac counter, another cup of ice from coffee shop aunties or even an additional price tag for my clothes?

Damn :(. If only I am... musically inclined and be in a punk rock band! Or have the charisma to do funny youtube videos like Nigahiga, Justkiddingfilm.

Ima loser :(

Even though I can do my chin ups now, I AM STILL A LOSER! BOO!

+1 Klown Minghuii is now an offical fan of "lilcdawg"

First and foremost, epic importance, total opposite of , " last but not least" , Princess is going Genting with her family tomorrow! Good luck to her. Reminded her of a few "Genting Fundamentals"

ENJOY YOUR WELL DESERVED BREAK! You will be missed by your Mohawk !


Jordan shared this shit ass video of a Japanese kid trying to do " I'm Yours" on his ukulele. It made me feel like eating fish balls with Roti Prata. Damn.

To that kid, " please, step 1, learn the lyrics"

Okay. So I clicked on the video to head back to Youtube. Just thinking of checking out on the comments. Blinded by innocence , baby fats and dimples, the twats there thought he was cute.

Then, I browsed through the page. Scrolling through related videos and saw lilcdawg. She has a guitar and it says , "
"i'm yours" cover - jason mraz
3,579,010 views
lilcdawg "

I enjoy watching cover videos. Especially those who plays their own instruments. I am a symphony idiot. I know shit about music and melodies. I suck at notes. So such people really drain admiration from me. It is like they have this special PWNZORRR power against me. And so I clicked on her tab.

And fuck, awesome shit I've found.

And this is why :




I'm yours




Pokerface



Thinking of you



WOO!

Now you understand why?

And I've edited the size. But fuck, still can't stop it from stretching. Blah.

The routine

ARGHHH! She has a wedding to attend and I really want to talk to her now! Roar! I have nothing much to say though, probably something random and stupid like where do loan sharks take lesson for their "YOU FUCKING OWE ME 2 BUCKS" face.

And I just did that face to her yesterday. But instead of 2 bucks, I increased the value to 5 bucks and thus looked more threatening.



This face is about... 4.50 bucks intensity. And when Princess is angry. Phew. That face is priceless.

Anyway, I am going to buy Angus from Burger King before booking in later.

Yes, booking in. NOOOOOO.

Army makes guys feel like manwhore in a certain way. See as NSF, just like whore, are don't get income. We get some shit call allowance. Which means our CPF doesn't increase.

Sounds pussy fuck? You are just at the tip of the iceberg.

Our accommodation, food, facilities, transport are all paid by taxpayers. In other words, is as good as saying my dad is paying for all the entitlements I am "enjoying" in camp. So those fucktards who say , "army provide your stuff for FREE. Life is good! " I say , " fuck your mom, my dad paid for them. They are not free, niggas."

And that was what I believed in the past. Till somehow, kinda late but still, I realized that NSFs' allowance are liable to tax. Means, our allowance which doesn't contribute to CPF, is liable to fucking tax. And where the tax goes?

Back to the army, which provided my entitlements , which they claim is free. Lol. Somehow Great Lee thinks that we are all stupid fucks.

Anyway some incomplete shit which I've done. Lol. Too lazy to go on.




Looks so fat!

Parade

Okay, fuck. I am involved in Air Force Change of Command Parade. After going through 1 week of parade rehearsal, here are some things I've observed, and perhaps suggest.

1) Why can't all the Guests of Honor arrive at the fucking same time? We have to fucking come to attention and at ease so many times because they love to arrive one at a time. Here is a suggestion, meet at the nearest bus stop or have Mac together somewhere near, then walk in at the same time. Like this, perhaps about 5-10 parts of the parade can be eliminated

2) Okay, the cool shit about parade is about everybody being the same. Uniform, they say. If that is the case, why is there a need for parade bearing inspection before starting? If I am supposed to look like him, what is the point of looking at him and me ? It is not like checking for expiry date on Pringles you know? Sir, we are all the same. We were told to be and YOU KNOW IT. Give the band a break, give our arms and legs a break. I look like Jayden, Daryl, Danny, Rino and everyone else.

3) 3G soldiers are supposed to be 3G. The e-mail function has been working perhaps at least a decade ago. I know , the glamor, honor, showing off and the bathing in our fake, " HIP HIP HOORAY" . But seriously, so what if we know who is in charge? What can we do if we don't like your style of taking charge? Lol?


D'oh!

If only I can sing

ROARRRR

For all the losers out there

I am sick of guys complaining how difficult is it to handle their girls. Seriously , you whine like a pussy. And before I make you shut the fuck up for real and forever, I am giving you guys out there one golden tip.

Learn, remember, master it. You will be like a JEDI




PERFECT IT!

Growth

All the while I thought that we can only grow up once. I mean, it is supposed to be a transition and what makes it so significant is that we will eventually peel our old self away and become better, stronger, and all the other great things which comes along to empower us the ability to cope with new found responsibility.

However, I was deeply mistaken. For somethings, don't happen just once.

It makes me sick. I lost my appetite. I wish I could reach out to a force much greater than myself to get this over and done with. It is not like something I can put aside and get on with life. Telling myself that I have dealt with it once doesn't make this experience any easier. The whole shit is, I can't even approach the culprit and speak face to face.

And here is what I'm gonna say.

I know I've once pluck your other brother last year. But mind you, that asshole had been a pain in my gum. That odd fuck got some stupid growth problem and its clashing into my other molars.

Back off Wisdom Molar II, or you shall join your brother in the sink!

I am sleepy

Going or gone, just smile at the whole shit. Nobody gives a fuck even if you think otherwise. There is no need for any explanation, you are worth nothing.

I stared at this shitty page for the past x minutes but somehow I can't put the " ARGH #()$*#)$*(#)$*) " into words.

Somethings, after you get used to them, it doesn't seem that bad.

But what about the others?

Golden lock

I miss seeing golden locks on her blog entries. Lol. Stupid as it may seems, its some kinda intimacy.

And she is most probably still mad at me.

Emo dog. Fuck.

The Alphabet

Work of art. This is how I learn my ABC

Anyway, I have to wake up early tomorrow. So I will be sleeping in the living room tonight =( . My room is too epic . I will not be able to wake up on time if I were to sleep here tonight. FUCK

Miracle Healer

Well, went for a swim just now and I've reflected upon some shit. I realized that I've never been a miracle healer before. I've never..

1) Mend a broken heart before
2) Saved a life
3) Made somebody laugh while crying
4) Help somebody return to a happy relationship
5) Help somebody stand up against a bully
6) Prepared a good meal for an anorexic

And the list goes on and on.

-.- < ) Anyway, Princess and I yet to go for our picnic. I wonder how cool is it if we have random food like Prata or Satay in our picnic basket apart from the usual sandwiches, salad and various finger food. But one item we have registered on our list is sushi!

Yeap, hope all goes well. This line comes especially helpful at times like this. Fuck

To-do List

Okay, the sisters are coming over tomorrow as Princess misses the way I whip some random odd fuck dishes for her . And with that, I will have to force myself to pack up my room. It is in epic mess because I brought everything home from camp. And yes, its like a typhoon in here.

So what am I gonna do after dinner


1) Fold my uniform and settle them nicely into my field pack
2) All Misc items from Organization Slavery into a nice box, into duffel bag
3) Remove everything from wardrobe/ cupboard and wipe them clean
4) All items into boxes, pack them back into wardrobe/cupboard
5) Remove everything from table and wipe table clean
6) Place items back nicely.
7) Mop my floor

My name is Maria... Ozawa sounds like a good surname. Maria Ozawa. Took it off Aaron and Xerxes

"Block Leave"

First and foremost, thanks Melina for giving me a fresh ration of strawberry gummies. I am munching on them right now as I type this entry with tissue on my keyboard .



Mmm... Gummies

Okay, Princess and I finally met after 2 busy weeks of exams which includes one SOL on my side and some random week she had last week. I yet to receive the NOTEBOOK from her but .. Blah. Not this week! And at the same time, in her car. I don't even know how the Ambipur smells like !

RAZE!


Okay fuck anyway, I got posted out of Sispec BSLC. Heading over to Airforce School with Jayden. And I got my head shaved again. Fuck. I woke up in the morning, looked in the mirror and screamed. Apparently, I forgotten that I got no hair once again. Lol.

This weekend gonna be great as I just equipped myself with

1) Julie and Julia
2) Hangover
3) Funny People
4) Ugly truth
5) August Rush
6) Taking Chances
7) Pursuit of Happyness
8) I love you Beth Cooper


Its movie weekend! And I predict that I will be unwell to report to camp on Monday. So, time to get more movies! =]

And. Princess is my savings account now. Lol. Gonna pump those digits, get my license and hit the road!

The Sunday

Well, wanted to head out for a swim but my plan got busted the moment I googled for our weather forecast. DIE BITCH.

Well, Princess got her CRIMSON VIOS! Nothing can contest her excitement prior to the new hot wheels. I've yet to take a pussy spin in her car. Thus, ever since Friday, her role in the family is..

DRIVER!

And because of her new job, I will not get to see her today =( And it is difficult to tell her how I feel towards not being able to spend my weekends with her because whatever I say, she will just reply, " now u are unhappy." And with enough time during my LONG HOT BATH, I finally figured out how to put my feelings across to her!

" I am definitely not thrilled/ happy that I don't get to spend time with you. But I understand your situation and am okay with it. So, don't worry! Do your stuff =] "

Anyway, I got confined last week with SOL smacked on my face (which shook my jockey cap on and nearly ripped off my rank). Not gonna mention any shit about this. The story is outdated, over rated and stale. All I can say is..

ARMY BLOWS DICKS.

Melina returned from her China exchange trip with two packets of mind blasting strawberry gummies! I cleared the fist packet within a candle's duration and I am trying very hard to save the 2nd packet for camp.

The Pen

If you think this pen is cool, think again.

FOR I HAVE THE ULTIMATE PEN!

It doesn't have some shit explosive feature, no gps, no cloning system, doesn't spray ketchup, doesn't stick stamps, doesn't tell the time, doesn't translate Tamil, doesn't spray Ambipur, doesn't wax my hair, doesn't pick up phone calls, doesn't MANY MANY.

But, it has my name on it! And within that "ink chamber" there is a little note saying, "Meli Loves You" MAUAHAHAHHA.

And its a gift from her. Length of message planned to fit in the precisely cut paper slip just to accurately slot through the "chamber".

So screw you JAMES BOND, I HAVE THE COOLEST PEN!

Thanks Princess ("v") *Pew pew*

The Secretive Notebook

What? What notebook? Uhh, nothing! SECRET! Wakakak

Anyway.



As for my case, you have to change " you " to " me "

SHE LOVES ME YEAH~ YEAH YEAH~
SHE LOVES ME YEAH~ YEAH YEAH~

I am not lying . Nope, not fantasizing either!

However.

Nah, I am sure we can work it out eventually.

Anyway, gonna share something interesting. Epic-ness to the highest degree!

The Saturday

Well, before I elaborate about my wonderful Saturday, allow me to rant a little.

I AM FUCKING GOING TO FIELD CAMP TOMORROW! 4 DAYS 3 NIGHTS! ARGH FUCK YOU, FUCK ME! I mean, wassup with all these military shit? Its not as if Singapore can fucking win a war. I mean, pfft, look at us. How many young hot blooded males out there will really fish out their rifle, don their uniform , bury under that heavy helmet and do fire ambush when Singapore fucking gets into war?

So what will I do when Singapore gets into war?

Grab my love ones and yell, " hey, fuck them man. We are getting our asses outta here."

To Singapore, operation CONSCRIPT fail.

Alright, enough. Okay, Princess and I watched Paris 36 last night.




It is in French by the way. English subtitles provided though. The storyline wasn't exactly impressive. However, the set was awesome. The richness of the style, the era, the way they move. The background looks almost cardboard and fake and it makes the cast looks marionette-d. Some scenes to further elaborate.





Intended Liquid Kitchen, Coffee Club Express or Jalan Kayu Prata after the movie. However, fatigue kicked in. She slept at 2 the night before and woke up at 6 odd, I have about that amount of sleep too. So we headed home.

Yeap, she stayed over.

Seriously, we moved really slow when we are tired. I stayed outside the toilet while she took her bath to pass her clothes when she is done and etc.

Hunger kicked in after we took our baths. But thinking that it will take 45 minutes for Macs to reach, we decided to just sleep the hunger away. Lol, I didn't have the confidence that we will be awake for the next 45 minutes just to wait for the delivery.

And hell, she craved for Mac'ds so much, she dreamt of us having that for breakfast. -.- So we did. REALLY, we actually did.

Okay, my room is almost an imperial chamber for her. Except for these few things

1) I need a new set of curtains. I gave up on curtains since... I think 14 or 15. It annoys me when somebody draws my curtains in the morning to wake me up. At least without curtains, my eyes can subconsciously, through my eyelids, get accustomed to the gradual brightness.

2) I need a standing fan. The table fan is too tiny for the whole room and her nose is sensitive to the air condition. Last night, there was an epic battle between my unit and her nose. It was like the Vietnam war, just that unfortunately, her nose was the Vietnamese. We spent early this morning blowing her nose. My role is to supply tissue, as she blew her nose.

3) Full length mirror. See, I broke my mirror quite sometime ago by force and somehow I made it through without the mirror. Now things have changed. Since she is dropping by more often, it is inevitable for me to once again get a full length mirror for her. Walking to the kitchen or my parents' dressing table isn't very effective.

Hola, 3 things!

I just noticed that I have never tossed an egg and allow myself to watch it destroy upon smashing against the ground. I mean, 21 years, and never ever threw an egg out of my window at all? Fuck, thats EPIC PUSSYFUL. So, here is my plan :

I am going to "own" an egg in my fridge now. Draw a radioactive logo on the shell. At the back of it, include some small prints saying this :

" This egg has been specially chosen by Dr Minghuii for Operation Kamikaze. This egg shall not be touched nor tampered with. Operation Kamikaze is highly confidential and must be outside the watchful eyes of the CIA, FBI, CSI, NYPD, SS and SAF. Anybody caught discussing about Operation Kamikaze will be severely punished with methods adopted by the Dark Templar. Operation Kamikaze shall be executed on 11th October 2010, 1430. "

Time to get busy!

AND FUCK THE FIELD CAMP! ROARR! POP THAT PUSSY!

The Singapore Hierarchy

Here is a breakdown, from the top of the list to the rotten bottom

1) Elites ( The Imperials of the Lee Dynasty and co, Prata Yes Man, Mr.Honest Mistake )
2) Foreign Talents
3) Permanent Residents
4) Singaporean ( Female )
5) Singaporean ( Male)



]http://news.asiaone.com/News/AsiaOne...02-171274.html


No need for women to do NS, says PM Lee


By Dawn Tay

A DIALOGUE between Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong and around 200 women from various women's organisations yesterday focused on an arguably male-centric issue - national service.

Of the 10 women who spoke, six rose to debate whether NS should be made compulsory for women and children of new citizens and permanent residents, and whether it disadvantaged men, at the People's Association Women's Integration Network Council dialogue.


Asked whether Singapore women are disadvantaged as, unlike men, they do not receive NS allowances as part of their pay, PM Lee assured the mainly female audience that career advancement for men and women alike would depend on the individual's ability.

Allowances for Singapore men who have completed NS are to ensure that they are not left behind when they start work after their two-year army stint and to compensate for their time in reservist training, he said.

NS should not be made compulsory for women for the sake of career advancement, he said.

"The purpose of national service is to have an operationally ready Singapore Armed Forces."

Dialogue participants suggested making NS mandatory for children of PRs to ensure a level playing field for all young people here.

But PM Lee rejected this, saying that doing so would scare away potential citizens. He added that each year, several hundred children of new Singaporeans and PRs elect to serve NS.

Before opening the floor to questions, PM Lee spoke on employment opportunities here and stressed the need for women to return to the workforce after having children.

He urged companies to be more supportive by adopting flexi-work schemes, and husbands to help with housework and bringing up the children.

He also said that the Government hopes to announce in two weeks whether the Jobs Credit Scheme - the $4.5 billion, one-year scheme to help employers retain local workers during the recession - would be extended beyond this year.

dawnt@sph.com.sg


To end it off,




Yea. So what if i am "afraid" of staying in Singapore? AWOL and get charged?

Fucktard. What a good source for National Education.

1 Day of Book out

I leave camp at fucking 1130 because Encik couldn't decide whether he has something to say or not after the sports day which everybody were forced to attend with a chargeable offense of insubordination and AWOL attached if I don't.

After a great mid day due to companionship of the people I love, almost totally drained out and you cannot focus on what you do at night, thus, wasting her time . She being nice and understanding consoled me but doesn't deny the fact that I, on my part, could just make things better and by being 100% active instead of using fingers to pry my eyes open.

Woke up from a nightmare at 0130,and only manage to go back to sleep after the Manchester United match which was horribly played. Manchester United deserve to lose to get slapped in their balls before going for Fergie's hairdryer treatment. I feel bad for the Black Cats, against the Red Devils, somehow. Times like this make me miss the prolific Ronaldo. Chelsea and Liverpool MUST draw to cancel everything out.

Alright, and waking up at 0753 am. Fairly early to most . Probably Ethel and crew just returned home from Vincent's birthday celebration. But think about it.

Today is book in day, I spend half a day of book out day in camp, and another 6 hours to sleep. Since Dad is busy today, I will head to camp my self, probably 1.5 hrs to travel. Time to unpack and change before falling in, 0.5 hour. 12+6+2 = 20 hours.


20 hours burnt.

Am I stupid or what?
Stupid

The Surprise

Well, we chatted last night while I was still emo-ing in camp. Suddenly, she said that she got a surprise for me! She bought me something which only clue is , " practical". So a few things came to my mind.

1) Pencil Holder
2) Socks Hanger
3) Fuck.. I forgotten the rest.

And I got to meet her today, Along came along an Esprit Bag and... she got me a WALLET!

WEE! It has buttons all over and damn, finally I got something to put my coins =D. Lol. So excitedly, we transferred stuff over to the new wallet and soon, my stuff will feel like home, like they did while "residing" in the previous wallet. And by the way, she got me my previous wallet too!

Lol, yet to find out more about the new wallet, I am gonna spend the next few days interacting closely to it. Wakakkaa.

Last but not least, THANKS PRINCESS! All my price tags have to come from something priceless


Now , this is an epic post on a wallet. YAY!

Clear The Rust =]

Lol, she reminded me time and time again that my blog is getting mouldy, thus, I've decided to blog again!

Okay, I just POP-ed and spent my block leave with her daily. Early mornings, dropping by my place, etc. Some itsy bitsy details like we made our own pancakes, and I became her sandwich chef! In fact she shows her appreciation by writing something sweet on post-its for me.

Anyway, I think she feels that Tian Shun is a girl. I mean, he is kinda gay and yea I do disturb him on Facebook all the time. In fact, everybody from Zulu P3S2 03/09 did that in camp daily!

Well Princess, Tian Shun is a fag, not a girl. Don't have to get jealous!

Speaking of jealousy, she treated me to The Time Traveller's Wife movie today. Uhh, in fact, she paid for everything today. I am broke! Lol. Including my bandages, scented pouches, movie tickets, cab fare. Thank you =]

And right now, I am trying to sign into MSN but the green mascots just keep spinning and spinning. Even troubleshooting needs troubleshooting to troubleshoot. So.. I am chatting with her on gmail now! *Blinkkkkk*

She is getting her Vios soon. Really excited about it. I mean, from her excitment, it is no secret that the, " smell of the tyres " (quoted from her) will set her beaming for weeks. On top of that, it brings us one step closer to our 2nd epic picnic. This time we will DRIVE to our tree and have space for MORE bread to feed the 4 pathetic swans. Lol.

Okay, as we all know, Japanese are a bunch of innovative people. And the whole fucking cool shit about them, they really know how to influence people to be as great as them too!

Allow me to introduce , "DAISO" . The multi-chain Japanese daily needs shop which sells everything at 2 bucks ranging from 1 piece of tablecloth to a champange glass. However, everytime Princess steps into DAISO, this mini cheap make-life-better shops unleash her creative cells. She will have random thoughts of how EVERYTHING can be used for EVERYTHING. And thanks to that, yeap, lol, we really ARE going to have our second picnic. Thanks DAISO. I don't know how the fuck you did it, but we will come back to u next month. For more laughters, and ideas, definitly


Alright, she has waited long enough for me to go back to her. LALALALA~~

Leave it to bedtime

I dreamt that I was dead. And the Grim Reaper gave me like.. the last 20 minutes to roam around Earth to see the people I love. So I went to her, and saw her crying by my body asking me...

"Why didn't we spend more time together?"

So I woke up, tried to call her to talk to her. And .. I guess she was pissed off.

And.... Yeap.


Spending more time together is what I want, not a question by her.

Oh. Wtf.

Time Luxury, somehow

I was given a 3 days break, finally, to compensate for our National Day book in. Probably the slightest hint of justice witnessed from SAF.

Princess and I spent most of the time at my place. Rushing through projects for one whole day, cramping lunch , a little of TV and some sleep. This mini 5 by 5 room of mine may not be as suck ass as I thought it will be after all.

So what am I when she does her project at my place :

1) Masseuse
2) Waiter
3) Listening Ear
4) Bed sheet "Ironer"
5) Plug Insertion Specialist
6) USB Thumbdrive "Locator"
7) Bell Boy

Ahh, what a complete package I am. Lol. And soon, after her hectic period and my POP, we are gonna do so much together! We have DIY Teppanyaki, she wants to cycle at ECP, uhh... BAK KUT TEHHH ETC. And perhaps we can bake something together! Or... make sushi! 2 weeks. Damn. Even 72 hours a day will not be enough.

Anyway, a lot happened in camp. But its kinda dumb blogging them all down. I would rather meet you guys up and perhaps chat over coffee table . Lol.

Clubbed with my army mates. Seriously, swaggers party. Every one girl you see, probably you will find 3 guys around her. Lol. Everybody had fun grinding butts except for probably Jayden and I. The only butts we grinded were guys' . The dance floor was so packed, our dicks inevitable rubbed against the asses of those "Female Capsules". Fuck. No erection though. 100% straight! WOOHOO! So what did Jayden and I do? Lol, probably having fun looking at how girls move from places to places to avoid the crowding guys, which proven fruitless as there are always guys around crowding around them. HAHA! SUCKERS!

Attended Don's pre-birthday celebration dinner yesterday. Was thinking that since I will not be staying through the night, why not just stay around and say Hi to everybody before heading off. Well, the last guy I stayed till was till REIMAAAA! The rest were too late, too bad. Lol. Some other time aye.

Packing of bag
Typing essay
Printing essay
Booking in at 1625.

DAMN =(

And.. the Princess is still asleep =x

Lazy Sunday

First and foremost..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUNTY LINDA!

Though you may hate me, but trust me, I sang you a birthday song in the bus! You can ask Melissa about it. Yeap. And I was involved in choosing the Macha cake as well.

Hmm.

Right, today's pace was good. We were just swinging our legs about , went around town to munch and shop a little before she went off to print her thick stack of notes. I was freezing and watching Simpsons on my Ipod as she enjoyed the heat from the photocopy machine. And she made me sing this at least 4 times :



Probably because I made her free and swim through her veins like a fish in the sea. Lol.

Alright, anyway my fellow platoon mate, Kah Seng and I decided to revolutionize SAF Command School criteria as well as the BMT plan. We have noticed that SAF don't really know what does "5 days week" and 24 hours a day mean. Thus, once we are in power, we will make changes like this.

1) BMT shall include Basic Mathematics which specialize in areas like - Calender familiarization ( includes the Mayan Calender, Oracle Bones etc) , Clock reading and basic subtraction to figure " 48 "

2) The vito factor to Command School shall be Basic Mathematics. Situational test, SOC and IPPT will not be as important anymore because we need commanders who understand the 48 hours concept more than somebody who can do 24 chin ups.

3) We will have a new unit for Combat Clerks. Their roles shall be to write motivational letters in rovers during wars and field camp to boost morale of the fighting soldiers.


Yeap, thats all for now =] Time to visit 5th aunt and Evangeline.

Boston

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Book out

I got about 50 hours this time round. However, how can 50 hours be enough?

Just reached home after catching " UP " with her. Cuddling in the theater while watching the animation in 3D. Somehow, got distracted quite a little here and there as I was counting down to the numbers of hours left before I get my ass to hell once more.

Gah. So what have been done within the 50 hours?

We D.I.Yed our own ice cream (just the toppings! Lol)
Watched "UP" in 3D
Had sushi for lunch
She tried to teach me how to squat properly
Napped together

Yeap, pretty much

Stupid army, taking my life away. Seriously. 420/mth x 24. I will pay you, now fuck off from my life.

Fuck you.

Bangala Worker

To start things off, I will first dedicate the first portion to the Princess.

Dear Princess,

I have always doubted if I can , at the end of 5 years, afford a roof over your head. 2 years in the army. Only having a diploma. 5 years may not be enough to slam down the down payment for our first flat. However, after the field camp. I am sure that no matter what, I can afford a place for you to sleep. Simply because...

I CAN DIG A SHELL SCRAPE!

Love,

Klown

Hell, my field camp just ended. They say that field camp is the best time to see who can you keep as friends and who can you just toss and ditch aside. And I am glad that my buddy before field camp, is still my buddy now. Jayden, thanks a lot. I am glad we can work together so well despite the snowballing shagness.

Lotsa shitty emotions. It is both shag and fun. There is no in between. All the Urban Ops raiding, fire movement missions. They are indeed fun, especially I have a team which I can work with without much communication needed. We moved with fluidity. Clearing enemies, clearing rooms, figure elevens. " One times good one ". That was what we were working towards too all the while.

Oh ya, and some fuckers, they don't even brush their teeth for six days! DAMN! I am proud to say, I took great measures to do my daily personal body maintenance . I brush my teeth twice a day, epic powder bath at the end of the day and change both socks and undies daily. However, I didn't shit even once. Imagine, the latrine point where everybody shits and pees and merely cover it up with soil and I have to squat there to poo. No fucking way. I did pee though. The stench is deathly. I am glad to be quite an above average swimmer. I managed to hold my breath throughout my peeing sessions

I miss Princess and my family above all the rest. In fact, all of us do. I remembered after digging the shell scrape, we got fucked by our commanders so bad when we were in seagull formation, probably alternate leg thrust stance . They kept shouting at us , " WHO THE FUCK YOU DIGGING THE SHELL SCRAPE FOR?! NOT FOR SINGAPORE! BUT FOR YOUR LOVE ONES! YOUR GIRLFRIENDS, YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR FAMILY! " Followed by giving us letters written by families, girlfriends, friends, etc after allowing us to sit. Then they went on screaming , " LOOK AT THE LETTERS! THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO LOVE YOU. AND EVEN IF YOU FAIL TO DEFEND THEM, THEY WILL STILL LOVE YOU. AND WHAT THE FUCK YOU ALL DOING TO THEM NOW!" Most of us broke down. 4 days without contacting anybody we love, the shagness, the thought of not being able to see the one we love anymore (according to the situation they gave). Its quite pussy to see 40 guys crying. But I bet the commanders felt the same back then too.

I cried too. My heart isn't stone .

And yeap, home. Mixed feeling I guess. I will not be able to meet Princess during this book out as she was too busy with work. Well, at least I get to talk to her and support her with what she is doing. Sometimes it is not so much of being physically together, but having mental note that she can do her stuff at ease knowing that I understand her stand =] See you next week, Princess. I want my Japanese jellies and strawberry tea!

Last but not least, I miss working in Mediafreaks. Fuck. Hope they will want me back after my National Service. Sigh. Stability. Job. Fuck.

Uhh... =]

Nobody likes to see me book in to camp.



Especially her .

And another thing to look forward to is this :



She reserved Japanese jellies for me to consume when I book out!

Hope things go well and I GET TO BOOK OUT SOON! ROARRRRR!

ARGH-ME (Army)

I had such a real dream.

I was planning to watch "UP" with her tonight. I woke up right after we planned and I was feeling excited about it.
Then I realized.




1555 fall in at Pasir Ris . Today. FUCK!

The Princess's Gift

Its Saturday once again! WOOHOO! And the Princess was nice enough to spend her precious family weekend with me!

It is simple things like that, few hours together, that made me feel that probably life ain't that bad after all. No complains, simple afternoon, nap. Slow and sweet =].
Thanks Princess!

Oh yea, she misses my tummy. Too bad, almost completely gone. LOL

Anyway, field camp and life firing coming soon. Please no misfire , no confinement =(

The 420 dollars man

420 bucks is what I receive every month for my superficial, mandatory , regimented loyalty to the nation. So how can I survive , dating a girl with only 420 bucks a month?

Well, I've limited myself to only 50 bucks a weekend. 50 bucks will be the limit. Lesser = Merrier! So that I can get more stuff for her. And now, even with 420 bucks a month, I still feel fucking cool. Lol

Btw, field camp next week.

I WANT TO PACK MY PRINCESS THERE! ROARRR

The New Legend

I managed to reason my way out of CONFINEMENT!
BOO-YA!

Anyway, Cold Storage is selling some epic strawberries which Princess and I bought. Seriously, they are fucking yummy. And some of them still have their stalks attached to them. So if you are fucking sick of holding the "leafy" portion and having your finger stained with sticky, sweet strawberry juice, GO TO COLD STORAGE NOW!

*Hums - I have the whole~ world~ in my hands~*

And probably the Princess hasn't noticed. My Waist line is now 31> when it was previously about 33! Lol. When you are poor and you have a dick, thrown into slavery, fed with crappy food, you see results in a month! Still a couple of inches left to destroy though. CRAPPY FOOD, HERE I COME TO THROW YOU AWAY AFTER EATING 50%

Anyway, I just bought new stuff for my bunk cupboard. So proud of having the cleanest area. And this week's introduction.... :

THIRSTY HIPPO AND DETTOL DISINFECTION SPRAY!

And know what? Today is book in book in day =[

Waking up is easy!

After 1 month of 0530 , waking up at 0630 seems like a luxury! And waking up is definitely easy when you have something to look forward to

I AM GOING TO MEET HER FOR MAC BREAKFAST



Yay, I am in the Mac'Ds mood

Billie Jean

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Impressive.

Anyway that Princess is sleeping. Anyway, plan for tomorrow

CDO : Princess Melissa Poon Keat Yeng
CDI : Klown Mr Minghuii
Reveille : 0630
Fall in at bus stop : 0700
Meet at MRT Station : 0715
Breakfast (Mac) : 0830
Her Lessons : 0930
Trooplift to Town : 1245
Shopping : 1330
Head to my home : 1500
Wash up, Admin time : 1530
Send her home/ Book in at Pasir Ris : 1600
Hell : 1655


Yeap . And I haven't seen her for ... more than a week! T.T

The Elite Driver

All Hail Princess Meli! She has passed her DRIVING TEST! Now she has the license to drive! WOOHOO!

6 points =]. Awesome

Anyway, SAF can be the new maid agency. Seriously, after 1 month of fucking intensive area cleaning training, I feel that we can fucking pwn all the Marias/ Amys/ Shanti in Singapore. From obvious shit like wiping of table, wiping of doors, to sanitizing door latches , lifting up cupboards , wiping un-lacquered wooden bed supports.

And proud to say, my cupboard is most probably the neatest. YAY!

Dear Princesssss

You will always be pretty alright =]

Lol .

Anyway, I am trying hard not to blog about the army. Doesn't worth the time to. Lol.




Remember Penelope? I never thought I will enjoy the show (Yes old show, I got it from Travis some time ago. Lol.) And this is my favourite scene!

And I sang this song to Princess when I was 15! Yeap, the first song!

You are my sunshine! My only Sunshine! You make me HAPPYYYYY when skies are grey. You'll never know Dear, how much I love you. So please don't take my sunshine away!

Why the fuck

How worth it is it to serve the National Service?

Not at all for me.

Everything we talked about 2 weeks ago, no longer valid

" Things have changed "

And after two weeks, "things have changed"

I am still considering if I should just run around and away from booking back in tomorrow. So what if I play my role as a conscript soldier?

I lose her.

And , I will just keep things to myself. Whats the use of sharing?

So how I wish something can drag me away from her when I am unconscious and only return when she wants me back badly. Then, wake me up and everything feels as though I wake up to a better day.

Goodbye World

See you all 3 weeks later.

To Princess :

Help me keep track on who took my cars away . Eat well, and 3 weeks later we will plan for another epic picnic. And this time, I will be fit enough to carry you to Swan Lake!

And my hair won't get in your face anymore .

Take care alright. Your Beanie Ninja will be out to NINJA you ! WEEE!


And to the rest, take care too.

I didn't bring bread!

After 7 long years we finally couldn't resist it any longer. We finally did it!

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WE FINALLY WENT FOR A PICNIC! Woohoo!

We spent the morning cooking finger food, sorting out vegtables and fruits along with baking pizza. Alright, seriously. I do trust supermarket because they are super. However, the box of greens I got today isn't that fresh. Gah! And she was preaching to me how NTUC pwns Cold Storage like fucking hands down. ROARR, we need Carrefour.

BLAHHH!

Okay, we headed to Botanic Gardens and with Princess as the lead "directioner", we made our way to the Swan Lake. And two things shook the world greater than Christianity for once.

1) The epic Swan Lake has only 4 swans
2) I forgotten to bring bread to feed them :(

Alright, enough of that emo Swan Lake . Allow me to present....



Our Tree!

Comparing Princess to our tree, she will probably take 14 years 2 months 1 week 6 days 19 hours 4 minutes and 33 seconds to finish eating the whole thing. Phew!



Though we may not have the most awesome tree, but I believe our food are the best! Our hot snacks remained warm while drinks, salad and fruit stayed chilled. Thanks to Daiso's 2 bucks thermal bags and Princess' heat pack and ice bag! Whoohoo! All we lacked was PASSION ICE TEA LEMONADE FROM STARBUCKS ! Roar!

Some pictures we took :









And damn, I am eating in All the pictures!



So this is the view I got when I laid down



And our buggy friend! Now fuck off, you got your moment

The weather was threatening. White clouds nigga-fied . We , for once, thought that Sephiroth gonna pee on us! Lol, but luckily, it didn't rain.

See, the thing about Princess and I..



She reads after eating



I sleep after eating

Not that different at all !

Once again, spamming spy shots. She told me to make her look intelligent by capturing her reading a book. Yeap, really reading.









COMBO BREAKER!



Pew Pew Pew! I like this shot. Lol





See, color theme!

And showing off her kick ass photoshots . Lol, kinda rare for her to take something like these :








And today, I strongly believe that contact lens do empower vision by 46 times because just by gazing across the field, Princess actually spotted a newly wed couple taking wedding photos!

And I had to spoil that wonderful moment FOREVER!

One of the biggest decision of my life, greater than Ronaldo stupidly leaving Manchester United, I've decided to be the HUMAN BACKGROUND.







MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

And with a final stroll around the pathetic Swan Lake, we marked the end of our wonderful picnic!


THE NEXT TIME WE ARE GONNA FUCKING DRIVE TO THE BEST SPOT!

Lego Photoframe

I've just completed making a LEGO Photoframe for Princess! I've dismentled so many times trying to do stuff like Little Miss Bad, a pig, etc, then I realized that my set is too small and that LEGO scammed me by placing cool models infront which is technically impossible to do due to the slot arrangement of the LEGO pieces. In fact, the photoframe has to be small because she wants it to be portable. So I've decided to make her a deliberatly ugly, colorful yet cute photoframe. Lol, and it has a huge "M" at the back, towering above the rest of the photoframe.

Few materials I've thought of before LEGO :

1)Macoronis
2)Magnets
3)Corkboard
4)Erasers

Photoframes are the dumbest gift somebody can ever get. It is like during Christmas gifts exchange and if you get a photoframe, mug or crystal ball, you will say , " What the fuck? Who the fuck gave me such a thoughtless piece of junk?"

But for my case, it is just a little different.

We have been searching for months, the perfect photoframe in terms size and character. Thus, I've decided to make her a photoframe to fit our polaroid picture. And.. *Sigh*. Eventually, when one day I am no longer significant enough to be displayed. She can always replace my picture with another one.

But at least the frame was made by me.

Longchamp

9th June, Sam's Birthday. So, happy birthday Sam. See you on Saturday! Please sms me the address. Lol

Alright, today started off with Princess and I being Einstein(s). We were figuring out how come it takes so long to rip the content from a DVD to her laptop. GAH! 15-20 minutes to rip 4 Gigabytes of data on a Dell XPS isn't cool!

So we headed down to town in search of a perfect bag for her. She wanted one from Longchamp but somehow felt it isn't practical to get it. So , the poor lad explains to her valuation of an item. Some "attributes" are priceless. You can't place a price tag to them. These attributes are :

1) How much you like that item
2) The availability of the design
3) What it means to you

I mean, take the functionality away from the product and just think of the above 3 points mentioned above. You will realize that spending money on stuff is made much easier. Lol.

And so, I got it for her after the dictating persuasion that it is worth the money over at StarBucks. And yeap, the whole bag thing took up most of the day, and thus deserves to be the title. Somehow I am willing to splurge on her . I am too poor to have my beliefs about product valuation. Fuck, what a hypocrite!

Okay, Melina is attending some DJ course using IDJ from Apple. Princess and I sneaked into the place where she takes her lessons and I watched her mixed My Humps by Black Eyed Peas. Lol. And I saw Dennis Ramos did some kinda 360 penguin waddle! LOL!

Fuck, now I feel like having Passion Ice Tea Lemonade! ARGH!

Friday Chef lineup

Princess
Melina
And I!

We made Pasta today at my place together with pan fry scallop and Melina came up with her own bacon with asparagus. And things wouldn't be as smooth if wouldn't for Princess who slogged at the basin, washing our pans and dishes.

Great success! The feeling is like beating Elite Four with just a Raichu!

So we cooked, washed, ate, drank, ate again, played computer games, bathed, laughed, complained . Phew. Now I am short of towel. Damn. Gotta sew boxers together .

And Princess and I are planning to go on a PICNIC! My aim is to eat till I explode so that I don't have to be dragged into the nation's concentration camp. We have already thought of what to prepare.

Anyway, time for webcam!



ShamWOOHOO!

Farewell dinner

Well , on Monday, I've left MediaFreaks to prepare myself for slavery. I am still in contact with them though. Occasionally still discussing about the project etc.

And finally, my colleagues and I had Waraku! Pity that Edrienne couldn't make it. She had other commitments to attend to but hey, we can have dinner together some other time =] In fact, you saved yourself a treat! Haha

And what does it mean to be socially attractive and popular?



The girls crowd around you



The guys can't resist you.

If you don't fall in either category, you are seriously fucked up. Yawns

See that pair of fucked up glasses? SHINJO GAVE IT TO ME! After searching high and low for a perfect pair, she decided to give hers to me! Thank you Shinjo!

Yeap yeap. Oh yea, Sam is back in Singapore. WELCOME BACK! Hazel is waiting for you

John Frusciante

" All that matters to your true, permanent self is to do what you are here to do. To establish direct contact with your true self and follow the course of action your heart dictates. Not to say that that means you will always be happy and content, but along the way you will know the meaning of pure happiness at the times when it comes. Not the shallow happiness of satisfaction in feeling you have more possessions than someone else, or have more money and power, or a prettier face, but happiness that comes from living in harmony with the same force that sets possibility into motion to become actuality. Happiness derived from the beauty of the things that come through the channels within you.

From listening with your inner ears and seeing with your inner eyes. Happiness in seeing something within you manifest as something around you. Pain sets us to work and gives us a basis out of which to create works, which inspire pleasure, in the same way that darkness gives the sun a basis through which to shine light. The triumphant aspect of feeling great depends on one having absorbed pain. Appreciating your own value can be achieved to whatever degree you have faced feelings of your own worthlessness. Opposites give one another their meaning."

-John Frusciante

Miracle doings

I have less than 20 days to perform miracles. And if I pull it off, I shall be named..

The Light
The Lamb of God
The Truth
The Sun

Etc.. etc

Hardwork

I've never really been appreciated for my hardwork or individuality. Probably that is because I was young and immature and too dumb to realize that besides all the other ingredient like talent, sincerity etc, hardwork actually plays a part as well.

And see this :

勇 says:
so hard working

-blank - World of Warcraft players. PM me now! says:
3 weeks later, i will be 23 yrs old already

勇 says:
after army come back u suitable to be leader



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Damn, I hope that it will still be valid after 2 years! I was just talking to James yesterday during lunch about my dream of having a team , working on a gravity defying concept.

And Princess, told you I will make it big one day. I guess I have made quite a good impression. Now I have to go on improving and maintaining the high standards. Stay tuned alright? =]. You will eventually see where I am coming from . WEEHEEHEHEHE

Oh SATAY!

After 7 years, we finally had Satay together!

WOO!

Bloody scam!

Me, yes me scammed – of all people. Here’s what happened.

I became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping.
Simply dropping into Sainsbury's at Winnersh has turned out to be quite
traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or one
of your friends. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking
voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing
your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen.
Their large firm young assets almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.
It's impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask
you for a lift to another store, in my case, Asda at Lower Earley. You agree
and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing, and
both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of
them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap,
kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you,
while the other one steals your wallet!

I had my wallet stolen March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th,
24th, and 29th. Also April 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times last
Saturday and very likely again this coming weekend.

So Be Warned!

P.S. Sainsburys have wallets on sale for £1.99 each, Asda are £1.75 and
look better.

The Army

Adrian told me that if there is a chance to be an officer, go all out for it. The only attractive crap out of this whole officer shit is the ownership of that sword. So the question is :

Can we e-bay that sword?

I mean, I don't think you need to carry that weapon during reservists. These officers were underpaid , can they sell the sword to earn some money? I mean, it looks fucking good, I have to admit. To collectors, they worth probably millions.

So I approached Zany. He told me that sergent majors have their sticks. Okay. You work your fucking guts out, for a stick.

Who the fuck cares about that stick? Yes, pride and glory (coupled with stupidity attached to the whole National Service system which let me emphasise again, it doesn't run by brains and logic) Let me give an example which is very applicable to myself .

I am a game concept artist. Working on a highly anticipated virtual world. You can visit the blog : http://blog.wiglingtonandwenks.com for more information. It is going to be a titanic hit when it launches. And guess where will I be when it is launched this Christmas? Yeap, THE SAUSSAGE SWAGGER CLUB!

Lets imagine this. Guy A and Guy B , going after the same girl. Guy A is the sergent major. Guy B is the designer.

Guy A : For the past 2 years, I am serving the nation. A sergent major infact. Check out my sergent major stick

Girl : Woo. Tough boy. What about you, Guy B?

Guy B : Well, I am not in the military. I've been working on this virtual world with a team of talents. Right now, the project alone earns about 100-300 million USD annual. Of course, it will get better along the way as we add in more micro-transaction features.

SO WHO WILL THE GIRL CHOOSE?

Girl : I will pick... GUY B. He has achieved so much with his team in the past 2 years . Proven impressive . And oh.. he mentioned about future plans. Wow, he already acheive the present, and now he can move on to the future!

Guy A : BUT I HAVE THE STICK! THE MAJOR STICK * does some rod spinning moves you see in beauty peagents *

Girl : Sorry . But.. I already have a dildo =]Penetrates deep enough and oh, it comes with the vibrating function.







Do you understand why am I pissed off now?

Spur

Princess once complained to me about her team mates. Not being motivated enough, unwilling to go the extra mile. I do get such team mates back in my poly days too. But right now, spearheading to success, I finally understand her agony.

Chee Yong once told me when we were still working after midnight, " I wish I can have of you and Robin in the team". Somewhere along that line. At that moment, I didn't say anything. I can't. If I were to, I will reply , " how much longer do you think they are willing to work on this project?"

Why?

It is not fair to say something like this. Not everybody works because they love what they do. To some, it may be just " a job ". A day to day rice bowl. Just for experience and money they are working for and that is all. You hear stuff like, " don't want" and " lazy to do " and " can be done, but a lot to do" when you ask for feedback. Nothing to do with results, but just work rate. Days can be stretched, things can be done. I don't really see the issue, honestly.

All I can say is that among this group of geniuses, our dreams do overlap with jutting edges. They are good at what they do, and as a fan, I will want to see more of it. "Team" shouldn't just be a collective noun, but a word we share.

Anyway, last night I've rescued Princess from the embarrassing clutches of pretending to be a tourist, "enjoying" overpriced gourmet. As a reward, she joined my parents for dinner! Unexpectedly, she suggested that we stay out a little later so we went for some casual super market shopping , ice cream , etc.

Then, at one moment last night, I kinda recalled how it was like when she slept over at my place. Fuzzy images. Those over-sized clothes she took from my wardrobe to put on. Talking in the kitchen. Starring at the same ceiling blabbering stuff which we will do when we grow up.

Damn.

The 21st

Every time when m entry is a day late, that means it has been a wonderful wonderful day. So wonderful that I have to spend the whole day, soaking in joy which doesn't make blogging a very epic thing to do.

And yeap, I am officially 21. Thanks for all the wishes. I made my birthday wish too and if it doesn't come true, I'm gonna fuck everybody's birthday. Serious, been scammed for too many years. Lol.

Alright. Check this out :



2kg. Cream coated. Strawberry fillings. From the Princess. She had this planned way back since a week before my birthday! Collaborating with James, they planned all these behind my back . =] The delivery guy came to Mediafreaks and I ignored him because I had work to do only to realize that its a cake for me! =]. How wicked that was =]! Yeap, and with that, Mediafreaks celebrated my birthday in the office . Haha! And she has her ways of fishing out my likes and dislikes without me being suspicious.

Right, so after work, we had dinner at Shabuya. Why Shabuya? Because its a D.I.Y Japanese steamboat. Which means, she gets to cook for me! Wahaha



See, *snap snap* Udon girl! Epic rareness. Who says she can't cook! ("v") .

Thoughtful as she is, she actually got a theme for my birthday this year. Being 21, I am officially an adult . So the theme she thought was , " Childhood "



And so I got LEGO box set from her! That explains the superman cake too (other than the fact that .. ur hrm.. I am her superman =x). Yahoo! . Gonna build my fortress soon. Protect me from MINDEF detection!And check out the ribbons. She spent lotsa effort getting them done . 5 minutes, she said. PEW PEW PEW. And the Sake.. OH SO GOOD~

And that's not all! She made me a "birthday book" instead of a birthday card. Constantly inducing creativity, Princess actually did a pretty nice job out of the plain black book!



*Shh* Secret message. Can't be a give away and thus, upside down. And LOL at cockster stickers.

The whole cool part about this black book was that it isn't complete. She reserved pages for us to complete on that day itself. Adding our polaroid shots of the day and playing silly games like "Hangman" and " Tic Tac Toe", the book really sums up my 21st birthday.



Well equipped with stationary, we sat by after a stroll to fill up that tiny black book =] Oh ya, the Hangman word we played was actually , " Butt sex" =] Category : Kinky. She managed to get it right. SEXPERIENCED 100%

And know what, adulthood gonna be a blast! *if my birthday wishes come true* MUAHAHAH!

New institute for poly grads -19th May Straits time

Breaking news my dick. Soon, JC faggots who got rejected by NUS and NTU will rant , saying that they deserve the seats . Results : 30% seats will be reserved for A level students =]

And because we have one more institute, our beloved government will be able to lure more China kids. And doing things in the Pirates of the Caribbean style :



Welcome to Singapore! Our government loves you! Mmmm.

And as the ratio of Chinaface and Singaporean offset, we can change our flag and country name.



Wee, the nation sure miss being colonized =]

Despite being idealistic, thank you.

First of all,



Manchester United on their way to treble with another silverware in their cabinet. Hitting hat trick in league competition, matching Liverpool's once regarded as ,"unmatchable" record, the Champions finally retrieved their crown. However, it was heart wrenching to watch Tevez waving to the Old Trafford crowd. I wonder how he felt as the team was having the prestigious campaign celebration.

Alright, topic proper.

My family gave me an early birthday celebration today. We had a family dinner at a regular restaurant and surprisingly, somehow, the crew there was aware of the event. Offering a scoop of Green Tea ice cream, mash mallow , strawberries and cookies, they sang me THE birthday song as my complimentary dessert was being presented. An unrealistic wish made despite warning, I brought the event to a grand finale by putting out the candles, accompanied by a round of applause.

My genius sister, and the dumber one, with their two boyfriends got me a gift which they called, " The NS Comfort Pack". Despite being an extremist when it comes to anti-national slavery, I am thankful for the preparation they went through to perk me up when I am ranting in camp. The pack includes :



1) Ammeltz YokoYoko muscle sore reliever (in the gay pouch)
2) Dettol sanitizer wipes (in the gay pouch)
3) Penguin stud nail clippers (in the gay pouch)
4) Watsons Handiplast of every size (in the gay pouch)
5) Ear digger (in the gay pouch)
6) Combination pad lock (in the gay pouch)
7) Classic "snake" powder
8) Billabong(LOL!) Beanie
9) Takane Digital Watch

Frowning and smiling as I stripped every piece from the wrapper, I am touched that they are behind me on this path to be part of the stupid Wayang show.

*Sigh* =]

Anyway, Princess is suffering for severe aches for she has spent a huge portion of her day changing her cable box and setting it all up. The woman of steel lifted up two boxes of electronic puzzles as she made her way home. Resting physically but not mentally, she got the whole thing ready and running. Good job ("v").

Time is short. Lets make the best out of it alright?

Stunning Friday Night

After a week long of cold treatment for stupid reasons thanks to culturally stupid Aisah which sparked off the suspicion of the brittle Princess, I finally managed to lure the sisters out for dinner. And speaking of sisters, that piggy sister of hers doesn't seem to respond to me for any reason other than a free meal. But well, she is still growing up, pardon the greatness of food. And the reason for the isolation is because of the obsession of a new Hong Kong drama. And to think of how scary is it to be abandoned because of the 42" Samsung Plasma LCD, I am having 2nd thoughts to whether to get her the whole Ghost Whisperer series, which has been immediately outweighed by the smiles and laughter I will receive upon her getting her hands on the episodes

Alright moving on, I've gotten her a Flik Flak boxset which we seemed to promised each other to get a compatible pair since the start of this year. And so, I got hers first



Some very fine stuff which we are anal about it. The hands must be represented by the mascot and on my part, I will only get her a box set, not just the watch. Honestly, I don't expect her to splurge on me by getting a Flik Flak in return, as planned. The thought of it is sweet enough. And so, before I join the imperial army of the Lee Dynasty, I've decided to fulfill this promise.

Her excitement and chanting of, " Flik Flak! I got a Flik Flak" got me pondering if she was happy about the long-waited ownership of a Flik Flak, or because the gift was from me. Puzzling, but I allowed to just let it nudge at the back of my head.

So how much better the night can be when she had a Teppan Yaki treat, have somebody to drink and finish up her Sake, Flik Flak box set, Yami Yogurt, and sponsored face mask from me?

Just that bit better.



Again, not wanting to procrastinate on anymore promises made, we have finally purchased the Starbucks Cold Cup.

And to end off last night, I know that even if at the end of the day I were to be robbed away from what I've been fighting for , at least I fulfilled our promises made. And then, in her own black hole, I disappear.

Unhappiness

A very huge chunk of me. I am both worried and frustrated.

I'll be there for you

Different stage, different name. I can never perform the way he did. In my own ways, I hope you know that I mean the same.

The World's Greatest - Itadakimasu

0900 +8 GMT 11th May 2009, Singapore.

I turned up at the Palace to receive hand-made sushi from the Princess. Sweetness . =]



As you can see, the sushi took quite a roller coaster ride in our World Class MRT. Fish roe scattering everywhere

Next task lined up will be the both of us making sushi together. We shall have :

1) Garlic fried rice
2) Unagi Kabayaki
3) Chawanmushi
4) (x) Sushi
5) Brewed green tea


ROAR!

Money for time

Mathematically, time equates money. Yet what is the price of a minute?

SAF, please let me know how much is my minute in your camp worth. I will pay every single cent back to you.

I am counting down to the day when I will unjustly be imprisoned in our made believe democratic military scheme which by accounted by countless of reviews, doesn't run by logic. My beaker of freedom seems to evaporate every second.

The enlistment letter is sitting at the edge of my desk , silently pushing me into burning it away. However, sanity as an excuse, I cowardly shove the idea away. And like a jealous kid all set to screw things up, the thought can't stop knocking on my door, greeted by a devil, offering a pact to sign.


A self proclaimed powerful ant army in a diplomatic country. What an irony. International Friendship Day should step up to the next level

Dinner with the sisters

Well, first and foremost, congratulations to Keith and Leann for successfully becoming business partners. Hope you two work well together.

Anyway, topic proper, I've had dinner with Princess and her sister today! It was to celebrate to mark the last day of their papers. So, as a treat for their hard work and perseverance, I've decided to give them a treat . Probably caught Melina at the wrong time, she had to down dinner just 5 hours after lunch. But nevertheless, awesome experience =]

Princess got me a Simpsons tee and face mask on her own accord. How sweet of her to have taught of me while shopping . =]

Job Title : Game Concept Artist

Alright, I've been summoned by General Manager, Adrian Chye, to the "Frosted Door of Power and Wealth " today just as I was about to discuss with Robin regarding some kick ass website. Behind that heavy door of Alpha transparency, I saw Special Project Manager, Ngo Chee Yong sitting there, sheepishly grinning. Adrian gave a universal hand sign to get me to sit on the sofa. Then, we began discussing about my enlistment and my stay at Mediafreaks.

I didn't know what have I done wrong. But all I thought was, " what have I done?" And they answered me.

With something positive =]

Adrian and Chee Yong are both very impressed with my performance during my service at this studio and offers to write me a recommendation letter which will be useful when I officially step into the society in future. According to Adrian, only a small percentage of employees who leave will get such a letter. A letter which can't be requested, but only be accepted. On top of that, they are keen that we remain in contact during my National Slavery period so that we can figure out how we can collaborate during the 2 damn years.

Hell, and all these while I have been self evaluating and trying to wriggle through their minds, wondering how they feel about my performance. YAY!

And so, I will want to take this chance to say thank you to the following :

1) Princess - for understanding my job scope and my weird working hours, my physical availability . I know that at times when we were together, I am on the laptop or doing some planning on paper, but don't worry, I am aware of your loving existence.

2) Family - Never for once stopped me from taking the path of a designer and have never stopped me for being an odd ball. I enjoy my breathing space and the best way to repay, is to probably perform well. I guess I have reached the minimal benchmark and will only get better.

3) Friends - I know, I know. I've been working even from home and every time when you guys ask if I'm free for supper and stuff, I will reply a chunk of ," I am sorry, but theres work to be done"

4) Company - The stay in Mediafreaks has been great. I enjoy work and enjoy the companionship. I am glad to have known you guys. Things will be different after my enlistment. Some may leave, some new geniuses may join us. Stay in touch yea.

Right! Enough of me. Princess is currently up against the ruthless partnership of exams stress and menstrual cramps. And so this period, I have to be mindful of what I propose and be extra understanding that her random mood fluctuation is largely due to the blood ripping onslaught.

Stay strong!


Sign off,



Klown Mr Minghuii
Epic Game Concept Artist
Mediafreaks

Admiration

Admiration is just a fine line between jealousy when it comes to realizing that there is somebody more capable than you.

Don't let it get the better of you

From Melina Poon

"Listen everyone!!! Swine flu has been officially announce to have reached the 5th level. So, we might soon see people walking on the streets, wearing mask on their faces. Help spread this message to all your friends to let them at least have a preparation."

Have a heart of gold just like Melina and spread this message around =]

MSN spam virus

Alright . It is not a secret that I have this fucked up MSN spam link virus. The way I got it is just plain stupid. Anyway, I've tried to clear it with various anti virus , even the prolific Norton 360 but they failed me like Liverpool's league race.

I am equally as annoyed as you guys who consistently recieve stupid links. I am sorry about it. I don't enjoy watching myself getting disconnected and when I sign back in, endless reminders that I have this 2nd user logging into my 10 years old account.

GAH.

Busted

Princess just told me that her pencil case is giving way. Immediately, I thought of knitting one for her. Purple pencil case with orange zippers.

I enthusiastically fished out my phone and typed, " Torres, do you know how to knit?"

Instead of sending the message to Edrienne Verose Ramos Torres, I sent it to Princess.

Fuck, busted. Careless shit. ARGH!

Her exams

Mugging and mugging.

She had just taken her first paper today. And almost every night, she studies by the webcam. Stoning in front of her books till her eyelids weigh 10 tonns each. I can never understand how can somebody for more than 2 hours without falling a sleep . There were occasions whereby she came to my place to study while I worked, and after awhile, I would just go to sleep.

Her exams will end early next month. Just a few more days to plan something wonderful for her ! I've always dreamt of us doing things together or at least, making her happy. But that can only happen in my own fantasy because in that dreamworld, I put an unrealistic closeness between us. In that world, we are closer than 2 consecutive pages in a closed book.

Anyway, I have work to clear as well. My time is short. Better do what I have to and achieve what I want so that I can disappear peacefully. Yeap. =]

Fifa Player of The Year 2008-2009

Players' choice : Ryan Giggs !

His current stats doesn't really "justify" his award. 12 starts, 1 goal, 7 assists. Yeap, overall impact at the left flank can still be felt. Lack the speed but still magical techniques . Seems like a "sentimental" award though. I was hoping to see Vida's hands on the award though.

Nevertheless, to the Champion's hero :




May the legendary number 11 retires with you!

*sigh*

Edrienne says:

lol, she'll be proud of you for a while but she'll be alone for too long so she'll end up dating another guy while feeling proud of you.








See what I mean?

"Good Morning"

This is "good morning" from Princess!




And to prove that it was really her who typed that :



Yeap, the image above was edited and filtered by friendly Photoshop!


I just woke up.


And what is "sammelishop.jpg"? This is :



Sam visited to Paris and had this picture taken down =]!