我感到很轻松

ah 15 sec to 2010....

okay...

happy new year!

shit i'm old...

cries cries....

okay today was hectic... originally planned to just drag [wong] wei ting out watch treasure hunter at yishun, 12.55, but in morning jin yi asked if i want come with them, they want watch treasure hunter at amk 2+ so checked for them... 2.50pm got movie...
so reached yishun at 10.00am... planned to meet at 10.30am.... then as expected, she was late..... for 15 mins.... so spent time at cold storage comparing food items..... apple juice... the so called "100% pure" of different brands...... then later went to find her at yishun mrt.... oh before going cold storage, went to buy movie tic for the fourth kind. the ticket booth under the escalator... no wonder didn't see it.... so errr... help her with her math hmk.... standard deviation and statistic...[god i hate these chapters] then at the library there, do and talk till 12pm... aiyah. movie start at 12.10.... quickly rush there.... then go buy popcorns... and lemon tea..... yeah! she also like sweet popcorns too.... [ but i can't chew ] then she asked if i'm saliva sensitive.... in case i mind sharing straws..... nope. i ain't.... dun waste plastic straws.... ah.. later need go restrooms... she took the popsorns, i took the drinks..... then went in watch fourth kind....

The Fourth Kind.
movie abt mrs abigail tyler encounter with aliens.. re-acted... then showed the real video footage of ufo encounters... then a bit freaky with the sound effect.... but overall, I FELT CHEATED!!! TMD!! i was expecting more thrills.... so the different type of ufo encounter..
1st kind: see the ufo
2nd kind: got evi of ufo
3rd kind: interact with ufo...
4th kind: abduct by ufo....

okay then later go amk hub meet up wih liu jin yi and friends.... then we a bit late...
so upon meeting them... they said: "你已经有美女陪你le." then they all instantly disappear.... woah..... [kiam pa] so went to cathay, wanna buy treasure hunter movie tics.... but a lot the ppl there so went to the poor poor eng wah.... at least not so crowded... the jubille was undergoing renovation.... then wei ting said maybe the cinema no aircon, open window de... but from got one occasion we heard hammering during the jc movie.... nvr buy popcorn le... then just in time rush in cinema....

Treasure hunter
the actors are good.... the director is okay, the script sucks.... okay.. the ending sucks... then i got several issues abt the movie.... they did not really indicate how the JC and the rest got into the tomb, just show a sand storm, and they are "pushed underground?" and also nvr say how they got out of the tomb.... then the ending was pitiful.... the girl, 林志玲 end up writing a good book, naming the book treasure hunter..... the "i can guess plot type" and later they nvr show JC and 林志玲 become an item or anything, just show they go seperate ways.... Eeyer.... then many ppl leave cinema aft movie, left me and wei ting, cuz she wanna hear the song....带我飞



she was sitting thru the credits for the name of the sound track.. then using the hp track ID, i instantly got the song tittle... the the damn amused face of hers appeared... i love sony eric.... so she was waiting for her friends at amk mrt cuz they wanna go countdown. in the mean time, she went to "this fashion" to buy belt. then i became evil.... so she was choosing a belt, then i pointed out to a white one.... giving the reason that the belt stands out cuz it contradicts with her skin colour... hahahaha... apparently she a bit the more horizontal, so the belt need one more hole... then the shop owner was a preg lady.. and she attempt to on the belt.... which was rather not a nice sight. so she end up not buying anything.... cuz a bit the too fat....

nvr ask a woman for her weight.... okay... so i asked her for her mass... is that okay? mass is in kg horh.... :D lalala.. commented that maybe she is pregnant got a little tummy and can't find her ideal belt, without punching another hole.... then she said i will be the child dad.... and then i replied that i will be charged with underage sex..... [ kept forgetting she is 15... assume she is 16 ]

then later go amk mrt the cheers buy drinks.... on the way tio "attacked" by those charity ppl, asking for $10 donation, to help poor kids.... okay 50.50 donations... then she attempted to clear all her coins... making the donatiion person a bit the "wa lao" face. okay... then later dad fetch me to granny house, then she go with her friends to countdown...

lalala... a bit the bored at granny house... then on the way back home, wei ting called... and had the weirdest convo....

she: eh i think i;m drunk. is there anyway to make me less drunk? drink salt water?

me: congrats... drink alot of plain water... salt water will further dehydrate urself...
eat sweet?

she: really arh? i'm feeling that heart beat very fast, face and eyes red...

me: u not enough alcohol dehydrogenase....wat u dranks?

she: tiger beer x 2

me: ur friends leh?

she: [something abt the same state as her]

me: call for ambulance... 15 ambulance tell them u got 30+ ppl down or go guardian go rent wheelchairs...

she: hahahaha

me: u r still not that drunk... u can still laugh at jokes... so mentally wise u okay de lah....

so she is a little physically shaken/drunk... but mentally still okay bah... but i doubt she can remain like that for long... expect her to pass out... drink lah drink lah.... self-find-prob.... u want tmr do hmk? i think u get over the hang-over first beh.... HAHAHAHAHA...

shall not be evil and post the pic of miss drunk..... post it another day....

intermission
i just received sms from wei ting saying that sweet worked, reduce her heartbeat.....but her eyes still red..... errr... eye mo.... hahahaahahaha...then she no eye mo... one eye close, other eye open... at least one eye get to rest...the she replied she trying.....

yeah! i kept to my word and this shall continue no more... i'm tired... 我累le.
wei ting said u maybe becuz of juben 闷闷不乐.....then she said so rather erm... idk how to comment things like :" i thought u two very close one?" + "she talk abt u from time to time wat" lalalala.. idk le, idc le...i got enough of being daoed..... i kept to wat i said this year.... so this year is over... i shall disappear.... then wei ting asked for the reasons.... idk... idk how her mind ticks...hence she said: "希望你们会合好" ah thanks... but a bit hard le...对不起 mam [yan ci] ur wish [of seeing TS create a couple] will nvr happen. [ wat a good imagination mam has ] the person i knew and once like is no longer there.

watching countdown... eh i like this song... 梁靜茹 - 沒有如果 (敗犬女王主題曲)


如果我说 爱我没有如果
ru guo wo shuo ai wo mei you ru guo
错过就过 你是不是会难过
cuo guo jiu guo ni shi bu shi hui nan guo
若如果拿来当借口
ruo ru guo na lai dang jie kou
那爱是不是有一点弱
na ai shi bu shi you yi dian ruo
如果我说 爱我没有如果
ru guo wo shuo ai wo mei you ru guo
真的爱我就放手一搏
zhen de ai wo jiu fang shou yi bo
还想什么 还怕什么
hai xiang shen me hai pa shen me
快牵起我的手
kuai qian qi wo de shou

有人说
you ren shuo
世界上最遥远的距离不是生与死
shi jie shang zui yao yuan de ju li bu shi sheng yu si
而是我就站在你面前
er shi wo jiu zhan zai ni mian qian
你却不知道我爱你
ni que bu zhi dao wo ai ni
我常说
wo chang shuo
如果人类连爱一个人都被自己绑住
ru guo ren lei lian ai yi ge ren dou bei zi ji bang zhu
那世界末日已来到
na shi jie mo ri yi lai dao
不需要等到地球毁灭掉的那天
bu xu yao deng dao di qiu hui mie diao de na tian

如果我说 爱我没有如果
ru guo wo shuo ai wo mei you ru guo
错过就过 你是不是会难过
cuo guo jiu guo ni shi bu shi hui nan guo
若如果拿来当借口
ruo ru guo na lai dang jie kou
那爱是不是有一点弱
na ai shi bu shi you yi dian ruo
如果我说 爱我没有如果
ru guo wo shuo ai wo mei you ru guo
真的爱我就放手一搏
zhen de ai wo jiu fang shou yi bo
还想什么 还怕什么
hai xiang shen me hai pa shen me
快牵起我的手
kuai qian qi wo de shou

如果如果
ru guo ru guo
没有如果如果如果最后变成路过
mei you ru guo ru guo ru guo zui hou bian cheng lu guo
我也不能接受
wo ye bu neng jie shou
错过错过
cuo guo cuo guo
变成错过错过错过我们一定能过
bian cheng cuo guo cuo guo cuo guo wo men yi ding neng guo
不会一错再错
bu hui yi cuo zai cuo

我常说
wo chang shuo
如果人类连爱一个人都被自己绑住
ru guo ren lei lian ai yi ge ren dou bei zi ji bang zhu
那世界末日已来到
na shi jie mo ri yi lai dao
不需要等到地球毁灭掉的那天
bu xu yao deng dao di qiu hui mie diao de na tian

别怕太快了 别怕失去我
bie pa tai kuai le bie pa shi qu wo

如果我说 爱我没有如果
ru guo wo shuo ai wo mei you ru guo
错过就过 你是不是会难过
cuo guo jiu guo ni shi bu shi hui nan guo
若如果拿来当借口
ruo ru guo na lai dang jie kou
那爱是不是有一点弱
na ai shi bu shi you yi dian ruo
如果我说 爱我没有如果
ru guo wo shuo ai wo mei you ru guo
真的爱我就放手一搏
zhen de ai wo jiu fang shou yi bo
还想什么 还怕什么
hai xiang shen me hai pa shen me
快牵起我的手
kuai qian qi wo de shou


then mediacorp mass spam oldies.... no wonder my parents know how to sing...

the word "no" is like a bomb... it blew up ships....
船到桥头自然直
so tada. i got my ans. boomz. i thank thee for the previous experience that made me so numb to many things over the year... attending funerals was enriching for the body and soul.

hence the passage of time was able to numb everything...... one more day. and buh bye i think. shall disappear for a year beh... i think that will be fun...

maybe i'm a little unforgiving nowadays.... but too bad.... fell alseep why sms-ing..... "woah"

today was hectic.... normal day... then last min dragged out by han wen...fin her math hmk.

err. enjoy ur movie tmr beh.... since i'm not told anything.... can't magically appear anywhere... actually with enough 意志, will, i can find out annabelle no.? and con her?
but no desire for that... not as if i want anything that badly...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxGcHVeES4E

Style of your hair,
shape of your eyes and your nose,
the way you stare
As if you see, right through to my soul,

It's your left hand and the way
that it's not quite as big as your right,
the way you stand in the mirror
before we go out at night,

Our quiet time,
your beautiful mind,

They're a part of the list.
Things that I miss.
Things like your funny little laugh,
the way you smile or the way we kiss.

What I noticed is this:
I come up with
something new, every single time
that I sit and reminisce.

The way you sweet smell
lingers when you leave a room,
(you leave a room)
Stories you tell as we lay
in bed all afternoon.
(all afternoon)

I dreamed you now every night
in my mind is where we meet.
(my mind is where we meet)
and when I'm awake
staring at pictures of you asleep.

Touching your face,
invading you space.

They're a part of the list.
Things that I miss.
Things like your funny little laugh,
the way you smile or the way we kiss.

What I noticed is this:
I come up with
something new, every single time
that I sit and reminisce.

Oooh, and you'll live in my memories forever more I swear.
And you'll live in my memories forever more I swear.

They're a part of the list.
Things that I miss.
Things like your funny little laugh,
the way you smile, or the way we kiss.

What I noticed is this:
I come up with
something new, every single time
that I sit and reminisce.

Oh-whoa-whoa
Oh-whoa-whoa
Oh-whoa-whoa

Oh-whoa-whoa
Oh-whoa-whoa




[V1:]
I cant get it back, but
I dont want it back, i
Realized that,
She dont know how to act
Never been a dumb dude
No im not dense
I Just had a slight lack
Of common sense
I was the good guy
She was the bad girl
Im thinking one girl
She thinking me, earl james and jimmy
Yep she had plenty
But love for me, she didnt have any

I was inviting, her into my heart
But she was out riding in some other man's car
She was my night time, thought I was her star
Guess I was wrong, but see im strong
Wont take me long for me to move on

[Hook:]
Please dont worry bout me im fine
(Please dont worry bout me im fine)
Only gonna play the fool one time
(Only gonna play the fool one time)
Trust me when I say
That i'll be ok
Go on girl
(Go on girl)
Go on girl
(Go on girl)
Go on girl

[V2:]
I cant get it back, but
I dont want it back, i
Realized that,
She dont know how to act
Tried to settle down and look what I get
Thought it was my time, but I guess not yet
She at the bar getting drinks from many men
Im in the house, thinking shes with her girlfriends
Trust not knowing, truly not knowing
I look back now like, man, I was open

I was inviting, her into my heart
But she was out riding in some other man's car
She was my night time, thought I was her star
Guess I was wrong, but see im strong
Wont take me long for me to move on

[Hook:]
Please dont worry bout me im fine
(Please dont worry bout me im fine)
Only gonna play the fool one time
(Only gonna play the fool one time)
Trust me when I say
That i'll be ok
Go on girl
(Go on girl)
Go on girl
(Go on girl)
Go on girl

[Bridge]
The mistake i made is clear
(we never shoulda been together)
Thats the reason youre not here
(I know that I can do much better)
Not a single salty tear
Not a feeling in my chest
Baby im feeling no stress
Im too fly to be depressed

Go on Girl
Go on Girl
Go on Girl
Go on Girl

[Hook:]
Please dont worry bout me im fine
(Please dont worry bout me im fine)
Only gonna play the fool one time
(Only gonna play the fool one time)
Trust me when I say
That i'll be ok
Go on girl
(Go on girl)
Go on girl
(Go on girl)
Go on girl


Go on girl
Go on girl
Go on girl

i'll be fine

yup that's true. sleep

eeyer... not allowed to tag a long.... phooey

damn bored.... decide to do something wu liao....

You Are Green

You are a peaceful, balanced, and together person. You are naturally calm. However, you have your own inner demons that you struggle with from time to time… mainly greed and jealousy. You are very reflective and creative. You are always thinking of and pursuing new ideas. You believe that spiritual and personal growth is important. You are always trying to change for the better.

You Are Santa Claus

You are an optimistic and generous soul. It wouldn't be wrong to call you happy-go-lucky. It lifts your spirit to brighten someone else's day, especially if this person is a child. When it comes to helping others, you have boundless energy. And you admit that you sometimes put yourself last. You'll put in the time to make sure that everyone is happy and content. You don't mind working long hours to bring others a little joy.

[santa on strike... i didn't get my present]

Your Ideas Are Blue

When you think, you tend to have very detailed, well thought out ideas. You take your time with your thoughts. You are a deep thinker who likes to explore every possibility. Your ideas tend to be very innovative and perceptive. It's amazing what your mind can come up with. Your mind is energetic and alert. You are "always on" and thinking of new things. It's hard for you to relax.

[playing uno dulls the mind.]

You Are Chocolate Truffles

You are unpredictable and even a little zany. No one knows what to expect when you're around. You have a short attention span and need a lot of variety in your life. You are easily addicted to the things that you love. It's hard for you to only eat one chocolate from the box.

[yar... i'm so bored now...]

29 dec.

okay today original plan is go cck mrt reach there at 8, give present, then teach wong wei ting math,but last min she mia.... so read news ppr, and bk... and play sudoku! gosh.... qing is pretty pale.... maybe she is too stress le.

sometimes floating away doesn't feel much.... gah i'm dying emotionally. yeepee.

then go woodlands fetch jin yi..... then on the mrt she was teaching me abt nails... how she clean, colour, dried and all the weird weird steps.... then go meet wan peng... her so called "boyfriend" jin yi wore those high heels.... cuz wan peng is tall?

then found kelly.... jeans and mango singlets.... woah!.... actually nothing much bah. she is make-up-less. unlike jin yi heavy make-up and {ur dropping dropping eyelids}

then went to cinema... jin yi + wan peng shall be refered as "the couple." so the couple wanna watch storm warriors 2 but the movie start at 10.50... so end up watching holmes.... then before that we say we want go shop and me and kel pretend to leave the couple on their own, tot they will catch up with us... but they really go on their own leh!!! wth... so end up we go back mc find them... waiting for sherlock holmes at 12.40. so at mc me and kel saw the couple poweress..... then she read her bk, and i play sudoku... then talked abt cl shirt... gave jin yi the letters and the cl clothes order form. then we go library, told kel abt our adventures on 17 dec... anyway kel felt that she was cheated out. and i felt cheat by jia yi and zi ying they all. while in the cinema, waiting for holmes to start, kel went to chat with her best, male friend as he work at gv.... no wonder.....

aft movie, wan peng went home.... then me and kel was drag around by jin yi to find espirit at j8 and then go find her nail polish and make-up stuff. then learn lorh....
kel addicted to choco... said hersley choco at $1.20 was big discount.... then gave her my 21 ferrero.... then said want go cycle at bishan park.. end up going to kel house to play board game.... jin yi nvr played much of those cuz only child... then we played game of life... apparently jin yi was super productive.... 5 kids! then kel no kids... i got a girl... and jin yi bought most of the stocks, leavin me and kel with 2 each, but later i buy bak her stock.... market crash... as the oldest of all, my car moved very fast... hence die fast also... then with least money.... jin yi win leh! then played uno stacko.... crapped i toppled the entire thing... then played uno.... i won.... and then they started blog hopping thru ah lians blogs... and at random time wan peng called jin yi to tease her... then decide watch new moon, but failed.... then go read han wen friends and jin yi friends blog.... then err...

i found out how sick is jin yi for myself.... we were talking if kel parents will be unhappy abt her bringing guys home like kim... then she said she done it many time... then talked abt sleeping overnite... abt me in the toilet.. then kel said wat could happen between three ppl... then jin yi said "3P" how sick can she be???

then err.... played uno again... then the game just wun end between jin yi and kel... 30 min game.... crap. then tired le... go home.... then jin yi said she haven't buy wan peng present yet.... so asked abt previous years....

last year she brought a Jay chou disk for him, then he gave her a jay chou disk too.... then i suggested to give him the same as wat he gave this year to her... she said he gave nothing.... then i said "then give him wat u want lah, so he will also return the same tyoe of gift?"

at tat time... a HUGE GRIN APPEARED ON HER FACE. and she said she think 歪 le.... later asked if i could guess wat she was thinking before.... she agreed...

u give wan peng urself and wan peng give him himself to u...

bulls eyes... exact hit..... so she was like saying how i know.... err... of course i know lah... first is that shy shy smile... then judging by those two relationship.... of course i can tell.... i am a 老人 leh... i experience this before le... so the thinking goes on the same frequency... + she is a little perverted...

observation: wan peng made a few not funny comments, but jin yi laughed along with it, saying that very funny, then same scene goes for the online quiz.... the act of laughing at the unfunny was obvious.... tat means err... she like him? but a bit impossible leh.... sometimes theory are not applicable to practical... [dun bother asking where i read the theory from, but its from the net]

lalalala... i got a sicko for a jnr... haiz.... thank god i more evil then her.... this little evil thoughts are not disturbing...heng

sleep

careless of me to forget the crazy frog ver.... ah... i must be getting old.

x.mas song!!!!
i luv the many version of12 days of x.mas



tigers wood version....




Lyrics:
He's the most unfaithful guy of the year
He's had many transgressions
But he's not confessin'
To what we should hear
He's the most unfaithful guy of the year

He's the hor-horniest golfer of all
Saying, babe, take your presence
Off of your phone message
In case my wife calls
He's the hor-horniest golfer of all

Well, there's Jaimee, the waitress
Kalika in Vegas
And Rachel, but she says, not true
If I were his missus
And I was real pissed
I would total my Cadillac, too

He's the most unfaithful guy of the year
And upholding his fame
Is the name of the game
When a hoochie is near
He's the most unfaithful guy of the year

Real soon, Elin will dump him
Then, her lawyers will trump him
Like Furyk did in Chicago
There'll be gossipy stories
Regarding some whore he
Stuck his five-iron in, long, long ago

He's the most unfaithful guy of the year
Bottom dollar, I'm bettin'
That Tiger is frettin'
About his career
He's the most unfaithful guy... Yes, the most unfaithful guy...
Oh, the most unfaithful guy... of the year!

oh oh oh. the the shrek one also...





Lyrics:
Tiger the Scumbag
Was a horny, heartless soul
With a lovely wife
And a couple of kids
And a dozen sluts or so

Tiger the Scumbag
Was a role model, they say
But they can't explain
How his life and name
Seemed to fall apart that day

It must have been that voicemail that he left for Jaimee Grubbs
'Cause when it spread on the Internet, well, his balls sank like a sub

Tiger the Scumbag
Was the worst father of all
When his golfing was done
It was time for fun
So he made some booty calls

Down to the clubhouse
With a condom in his hand
Saying, "Elin who?
Baby, I'm with you
At the moment, I'm your man"

His other tramps soon described how they did the horizontal bop
And when his wife searched for a lawyer, well, she heard him holler, "Stop!"

Tiger the Scumbag
Took a break from the PGA
Told his fans goodbye
Saying, "Don't you cry
I'll be back again some day"

Thumpity-thump-thump, thumpity-thump-thump, look at those sponsors go
Thumpity-thump-thump, thumpity-thump-thump, Tiger loves those bimbos

ah. enough for one day

okay... today go work, then got ppl steal fruits.... couples to be exact. the hubby place the fruits, the ex ex ones in plastic bag, the wife go pay for the cheap cheap one. then in the midst of the confusion, take all the plastic bag.... then "dua em" [wife of the elest uncle, was telling me to be careful..... hahahahhaa.. i knew that... hence all the time, when the customer come to me with basket full of fruits, i count the total cost of the fruits, collect the cash, give the change, then i pack the fruits.... I GOT UR MONEY AND FRUITS. RUN BEH! if u leave, the happier i am... then aunt was commenting that "u good lorh"

love parallex error, so i can minus off a few grams.... then while wrapping the fruits, suddenly got one over ripped banana dropped down.... missed me.... heng-ed...

ah..... this one is nice....




clever prison idea...




now addicted to this song.... the chorus got the addictive effect...

oh wth i'm still at my 584th post.... a bit laggy nowadys.

i so got a thing to complain abt girls.... cuz i'm a little put off by their "hold-hand" attitude.

one person wun come, then the other say i will be bored,dun come, then another one say becuz of the second person not going, then third person also dun go.... this multiple chain-link reaction a bit the freaking kiam pa..... one person can ruin a 15 person gathering.... so wat? one girl in the grp get married, then the rest will despo despo go get married too? GRRRR..... strong reliance/dependancy on others... no fun-ist.

tmr go work... body still ache.... haiz.

okay on x.mas day, i was dragged to play soccer with dad's friends kids... all 16 years old.... and it is the rookie vs the old friends... and this small maybe 7 year old kid also played, told everyone not to kick so hard... but dad later shot a ball at him , hit his belly then he cried... almost knn a headshot, blocked with hands, then now "orh cheh" nvr ever play any dumb ball game with braces on.... then later played bb ball. then go home sleep... actually plan today go ghim moh work, but aft such vigorous exercise last nite, whole body paralyse... ache like siao, then today nvr go work. tmr beh.....

i dun understand why ppl like jia ying and kim, buy a hp, but dun on it....then wats the point of having a hp? rather u use home phone.... kiam pa lah!!!! cannot contact them...

hahahahahahahahaahahhaa..... she got chocolates from her mum.... haahahahahahahaa..... epic...

yan ci got a cushion with man tou on it.... nostalgic......
she should get a DIY man tou set..... make man tou during outings.... sell away our relatives... thought she got braces... the she said no... cuz she scared pain... like me like that....

bryan DIM...
DIM - Do it myself.

why in mama's name do girls do this?

yanci! (: says:
no no no..
lala..
i not so cruel.
eh.
ok. nvm
SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 says:
faster say...
dun "eh" me and then "nvm"
it is like cloud like that.
yanci! (: says:
nvm.
SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 says:
say!
yanci! (: says:
nth alrdy!
SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 says:
say!
yanci! (: says:
dun wan!

hahah..
SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 says:
say!

yanci! (: says:
u just copy and paste the word "say!"
right?
SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 says:
no lorh...
i got sincerity.
i typed it out.
now say!
spill all the beans...
or man tou fillings for ur case.

ah! she said it.. and it is confidential le...
thrills...

got two movies i wanna watch
1. the fourth kind
2. daybreaker

then today went to ghim moh...to work... murderous.... then the TV crew came... they say the stall will be on TV on jan, wed.... 3 cai 1 tang. three vege one soup. then the papaya container got the powdery pesticide trapped between the newsppr wrapping and fruits.... then [i may have ingested/breath in some] the powder smell like metal.

then if caught any rats, the rat will be drown in a bucket of water while inside the cage for few hours. then dispose the corpse in plastic bag...

then they dropped the calculator.... smash into bit then i was fixing it.... then remove the sound thingy..... then nearing noon, giddy le.... one piece of bread not much calories... then cool down by polishing the passion fruits....

then sleep for very very long.....

now sleep again.

maybe have another cldds outing for x.mas on 29 dec.... went to dentist today... then she said one of the spacer dropped out and i ingested it..... i firmly believe that was the cause of the food poisoning. i got a lot of suayness.... arh!!!! i got some rubber thing in my belly now..... shit!

so today went to put braces..... bloody hell it hurts.... swallowed all food items without chewing so can expect wat will come out lah.pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain... can die lah..... i will malnutrition to death....

1. tat sch is evil, bogged the student down with so much hmk make them feel suicidal.
2. cca teachers are evil too.
3. please pray wat i heard is all true.
4. jia you girl!
5. okie no choco

gah shall attempt to sleep.

sleep

i gotta Bram Stroker Ver. of Dracula!!!! happy... spell dracula backwards, it gives u Alucard.... ah! i like the alucard from hellsing.... seems like reading is the best thing to do when u are very very very ill. suay thing is while eating my carrot cake, i came across a yellow coloured rubbery abt 1.5 cm [rubber banf like thingy] my dad said it was his noodle... but if u compare the diameter horh, the thing i ingested is a bit the small leh. not the usual diameter of a noodle.... i am very convince now that i makan-ed down some rubber band....

hence i'm convinced that up-there is determined to get me back to his "heaven" or to get rid of me completely.... wat the hell... for once i'm out of miracles and luck.... crap crap crap crap.... background music plays :" i'm all out of luck" [edited from i'm all out of love.] bloody hell.... arh....

please digest the rubber band...... amitabah....

PS: dun be overwhelmed with grief. He will come to Sg again de even u missed him at plaza SG.

okay... errr.... i knn food poisoning.... and fever... and stood under the sun.... so the all three most fatal thing to me happened at the same time.... i almost died.... i got a new near death experience. YEAH!

so "up-there" came to me and said :" son, this is the fifth time i saw u, why dun u come with me and have eternal bliss instead?"

i said no thanks, kicked him, and with curses and swearing he pushed me off his movable cloud and i woke up....

slept for two days.... waking up at odd time to eat med and a little food.

this time the food poisoning is the above-average kind of poison....so err..... see beh.... usually recover fast, but this time a bit the slow..... lalala....tmr got dental.... crappy....

hp notes....

apparently in cl, there is a freaking good excuse not to do work, pushing all manual work to xiao long... jia yi is gay, i'm a xiao bai lian, and the only male is xiao long, so he does all the manual work...

the "mimic" horror movie is a wanna watch?

23 dec got dental appointment at 8.30am.

then radio got this x.mas song, the : "we wish u a merry x.mas" but they edit abt how this year not merry cuz of the tiger's mistress.

biopolis damn cool

gonna relsten to "beat it" by MJ then search for one other song... dunno the name, but got a mini idea of the tune.

the JC movie "treasure hunter" on 31 dec.... explains many things..

searh for this song, which tittle i presume to be "when i'm facing the best" / "stayin alive" / "all i want for x.mas is u" / "will u still luv me tmr" ?

i am currently 5o.5 kg.... end of o's is 48kg....

hokkien terms:
ah ni kuan -why like that
too sah -the laundry pole, used for pushing up bamboo pole up the rack to hang...
too - push
sah -clothes

then the name of he vege that i'm seriously irritated by is called "you shui"... the one placed with steam fish to make it smell better.

saw an albino loking prawn..... its white...

ah! The Love Guru super nice.... especially when they sang the more than words.

so at chalet, dad's friends came.... apparently the friends kid got one same age as me, but he is the beefy, kiddy look, very hirsute/hairy leg.... unshaven chin... so that guy is 16.... but his mind is balloony.... the simpleton type of mind... hence one aunty thought i was 12! TMD..... aunty underage me, then those sales ppl overage me, think i'm 18++ promoting their credit card to me.... i got my dad's gene, the face hardly change type when aging, hence the aunty say i am like my dad, look young and it is used to con young girls... [good idea] then one couple say their 3+ year old girl like power ranger, cuz of bro influence.... the dun wanna wear dress, like the mum, then infront of the wife say she is "nan ren po" then instantly the wife went to hantam/hit/love tap the guy's head.... some habits remains the same before and aft marriage... then looking at the grp of ppl.... the housewife have an obligation to clean up dishes.... then unmarried woman no matter the age, stay outside to chat and the guys split into two grps... the fat ones slouch at sofa watch tv..... soccer, the skinny ones all at table chatting and doing weird massages....

that day aft dental, went to ghim moh to work again, then suddenly he entire market got no electricity.... dunno which shop overload its socket. kiam pa.... sat in the dark to eat my chicken rice.... took 1 hr to finish eating it... instead of the usual 5 min... the dentist a bit the weird.... she fixed the front teeth, then say let the filling settle, dun use the front teeth to chew, use the molars at the side, then she put the spacers, blue rubber thingy, so tat got space to put the metal thingy to hold the braceces.... then how the hell i am gonna chew? the rubber thingy hurts and tat rubber is flat, can't even chew lah.

went to bugis on 15, forget to go see the polaris crystal... i dun get how a speck of carbon can cost 1.2 million.... go get charcoal....

the malaysia trip......
ah mostly mosquito there.... they say beach resort, so at beach no mosquito.... i nvr agree with that statement. beach, then got swamp nearby, swamp means got mozzies...

then go kelong see fish... gottat say the mordern kiddos got no common sense one.... they are loud ignorant tourist just seeking trill. they go OHH!!! and AHH! at normal stuff, the puffer fish and horseshoe crab.... got qn for those kids.... u nvr read ur sci tb arh?.... okay saw a sea snake there....

oh! at the SG custom, i met milkkie/milfred.

then got this malay cleaner in malaysia spoke chi to me..."chu qu, wo qi che shuo" go out, i washing toilet... a bit the cool...

then go dunno wat garden restaurant....just a kopitiam... then ordered prata... apparently tat indian guy not experience... the egg prata spilled out egg and there is no fanciful orders like: "uncle dun crush my prata" i seriously hate tat when they do it. crispy prata, like a huge biscuit, then they go crush it form the sides.... eeyer... then the ppl there suka suka cross expressway.

went skudai parade buy cheap shirt

then dunno wat i writing, :kip market / angsana

ppl say the mangosteen, is spoiled if the leaf/skin is half purple. but all purple skin and green leaf is good.

err went to admiral park the dairy farm to walk.... then wore the black jacket... jogging suppose wear short sleeve shirt, but i dun trust mosquito repelant hence wore jacket... so in the end, i'm the one that nvr knn any mosquito bite... i nvr trusted mos. repelant... did experiment before... just sprayed repelant, but next instant mosquito land on the sprayed spot and attempt to bite u... hence a better protection is to wear long pants, shoes, jacket... the hood is used to protect the neck...

tired...

감동
に触れる
Berühren
raken
toucher

assume chalet no internet... but got leh! jubiliant

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_of_Teck
nvr knew i got a mary....

the thing i wnt, i dun get, but i get the one i dun want.... haiz....

17 DEC 2009

today went out for cldds outing/pinic....
apparently the time planned wrong, the timing a bit the too tight, ended up late.... said 8am meet at woodland mrt, 7.30 take 73 to int, 15 min to woodland.... but the 73 bus screwed up, then nvr come... then bus stop hell lots of ppl waiting for the 73 to come... then 8m then arrived.... then reached woodland at 8.30.....then zi ying also late.... then jin yi told me that on several occasion, wang peng met her mum and jin yi's mum keep thinking they are an item... then she wanna avoid her mum who go to work at this time...so 9am then leave woodland.... 10am reached parkway parade... PP.
we found a shelter
then on the bus jin yi was putting on her makeup.... she sticked the sticker thing to make her double eyelids... then at the rate she is pushing at her eye, no doubt her eye will pop out... then she coloured her eye brows... and painted the eyelashes and cliped it upwards. with the special scissors like thingy. me and zi ying were very freaked out..... [knowing makeup requires such a hussle, next time maybe men should allow their brides to not put makeup... natural beauty..]
then jinyi tugged at zi ying shirt... asking if it is one piece or two singlet combined..... then when she lift it up, i noticed there there is no lace.... so they said that those round about the chest undergarment prevent sagging if it is tightly worn....
[i learnt something new again... the wrong stuff as always] zi ying wore those expose shoulder type... so was like commenting on her wearing those traansparent strip, since she said colour would be unsightly...then jin yi said black one is the new fashion...
[this explains her wearing a black undergarment over a white low t...the whole day she was pulling it up to prevent too much exposure... lalalala...

then found han wen, jia yi and jia ling... kim overslept. [i knew it] xiao long come later [cuz he lazy] while the rest of the ppl made off with my $100 to buy things.... while me and jia ying go find shelter, and set up tent. carried zi ying insanely heavy back... [loaded with books? can feel squarish things inside.] walked somewat far.... at the underpass, told jia ying that i scared dog, when one woman with her dog approached us... then jia ying hide behind me and used me as a shield between her and the dog..
[i felt cheated] then jia ying talked abt her dog phobia... then her neighbours with two fierce dogs left, to be replaced by another neighbour with dog bigger then two previous dog combine, then something abt the door being opened, dog can roam freely.
i scared dog too! chased by dog in ubin... maybe stepped on the head hound's tail, then all dogs chase me... so we found a shelter between bbq pit 26 C and the 7-eleven.. got toilet, and food.

han wen's tent same as mine... so setting up wasn't a prob, except for red ants that climbed on to me. one got into my shirt, bit my back then took an awfully long time to kill it and remove the body. then after that we placed tent down and played zi ying mini basketball. while waiting for them to come...
they arrived, buying tibits....each person paid $3. dun dare eat cuz bird flew around and ants climbed around also. drank green tea... zi ying opened a bag of popcorn and ate her way thru it... then suggested we play game, spin the bottle, and have a dare... jin yi suggested it and she knn herself. so she was dared to tell a frightening ghost story, but jia yi anti-climax, kept finding loop holes... then zi ying wanna be frighten to death but failed.... then kim and jia ying very scared....then i was bored till i was looking at the guy fishing.
then got someoe screamed "ANT" then brought abt more screams then any ghost stories... [jia yi and jin yi screamed mostly..]
me and zi ying went around the area finding a ball to buy. those soft soft type... then walk one big round to find out 7-11 got sell [cheated again]
went back played the TS the keep the ball in the air, see how many hits... jia yi joints are severely rigid... he can't control his strength too. then everytime the ball anyhow fly in odd direction...then blame it on the wind and no team spirit...
ground was muddy, then the grass was just cut so the ball was muddy and with pieces of grass on it. the sporty zi ying [who wanted to join basket ball] was okay, but hanwen they all dun like it. then han wen and ZY go fetch xiao long while we hear jia yi stories at vietnam.. plus sat down to rest while.

he ate fried food thru out his days in vietnam. the he went to plant mangroves, to sink into the mud shoulder deep. and chances of losing shoe. and one guy levi jeans tio mudded. [then ant crawled and tanggled in jia yi leg hair... previously they say leg hair prevent ghosts...] then second day go school visit, then he saw his "hotel" very classy, but then the bus turned and his dreams were dashed and placed in a hotel called LANLAN HOTEL. the servie is indeed lan...crappy slow lift and thin walls where u can hear ppl next door conversing...then jia yi can't buy shoes cuz of broad feet and the size there too small. [ppl in vietnam has smaller body frame.]
xiao long came with two decks of poker cards... then played a card game of dare.....

a joker, and no. 1 to no. 5 if five ppl are playing. then randomly get card... if u get the joker, trade the joker card for the centre unknown no. card. then u can say: "no. 1 and no. 4 go hug each other." then got chance u tio-ed urself lah.
so i tio-ed a kangaroo jump till i "disappear" from their field of vission. then jia ying have to hug me for 10 seconds.... counted by them... then jia ying also have to hold xiao long hand and walk around. then i made jia ying and jin yi do a slow motion walk, then dunno why ants got into jia ying shoe... then got chaotic scene. then han wen later saboed herself. but jia ying knn the most...
so err... played frisbee.... me and ZY one grp, jia yi, kim ,and jia ying a grp... then hit the tree to win... end up playing rugby... then jin yi and han wen and xiao long go get cake and bike... then we played "soccer"
cuz of space limit, five passes must be made before scoring.....jia yi was refree. hance the weird rules... and a u-turned goal.... and from goal post to goal post penalty kick.... kim suggested this soccer idea... and these dames are freaking violent at the game... they stamping foots not kicking ball... murder!
then occassionaly we played the TS ball game again... then later rain, then we stayed in shelter to play monkey... eh! wait.... we played monkey before lunch... ate mac... then played a platform version of monkey.... the monkey on the stone long bench... then hectic scene... desperately trying get ball, without falling off bench. one ball hit the drinks, toppled, and spilled a cup... then caake time....

cut cake and blew the flame-less candle. jia yi said we are all actors here, so shall imagine it then.... [good point abt actors] then many b'day wishes... the first two, jia yi called them fakes... cuz it is abt us getting good grades and life.... then the third secret one..... [ a smile appeared on her face... wonder wonder... :D ]
then can't eat too much of the tiramisu cake, overplayed. so ate a bite... jia yi like a glutton, ate a lot... then xiao long startted playing with the cake cream.... go stained ppl face and stuff, then jin yi retaliated... then mass cake fight.... none are spared, except me. jia yi was commenting on how childish they are... 16 already and jin yi still cake fightning... then i from far film them down. lala... the jin yi go wash off the cream just above her bossom, but wetted her white nike shirt... so it became an obvious see thru..... [she maintained a good figure, still hourglassed, after eating so much junk food.....amused] they go wash, then me jia yi and ZY in tent... then we faked a bed scene by shaking the tent vigorously.
okay... mature content le.....so she was saying she wanna strip off.... "STRIP BEH!" okay so if all of us disappear, and wang peng is around no doubt she will do it..... so she go into tent, took off her clothes and used her white jacket as replacement... then while changing, we go scare her by shaking the tent and stuff.... then the new ver of her kept talking abt pulling down the zipper and flashing.....nice joke.... then we played polar bear and murderer...

polar bear: one narrator, and bear and villager, then ppl are killed, jury accuse to get the killer bear.
murderer: give a wink to someone to kill them. and police cant be killed. then police must discover the murderer.

too little ppl. han wen and jin yi dun like polar bear... then played murderer till very FENG.....originally say play murderer, no one wants, in the end can't stop game... then got diff ppl style.

jia ying:
eh wait! wat card represent wat? [even though we explained many times le... short term mem]
if she is murderer, she ask the symbol that represent murderer. same for police.
then she is a stealth kill.... silent and creepy...

jia yi:
when he kill someone, and the person dies, he will exclaim loudly :" ah u died!!!"
he act blur...

me:
kill too fast... i admit too... i'm like killing down the entire role.
han wen said she get her card, then still got last card not given out yet then she died already. HAHAHA!
then someone commented i do the half kill, i did a half-a-wink..... i can wink both eyes....this explains the multi kill.

lalala then played halfway, they say got rat.... yar! actually got leh, cuz drains are flooded.... and the beached is closed, so most ppl n land. then when the rat was on land, near the tent, jia yi went to "EXCUSE ME" the rat... then his loudspeaker mouth serve as a birdcall... then something abt him being in TAF and overweight.
then i freaked out jin yi when i was asked to open the tent cuz i seem to be most unaffected by the rat... then while opening halfway, i pretend to scream, then jin yi gave an earpiercing scream. why did i stand so near? then pack up and go home!
took 135 to amk int with kim.... kel say she went for jog, then exhausted, so nvr come. then jin yi and the rest take bus to paya lebar mrt. jia yi , han wen,took other buses and left. han wen was teased as polar bear, cuz her black and white strip shirt.
then kim was very late.... then she call her mum, and called me to shut up, cuz her mum will always infer that any guy frined she has is her BF.... then she sent me a song by lee min ho.... MY EVERYTHING..... super EMO song... wa wa wa wa sniff, sob, cries.... then talked abt chi tv drama we knew...
at the int, she can take 25 or 73... after a scissor ppr stone match, she lost.... then bet that in 5 min 73 better come or she demand me to bring fruit to the next outing... but she lost the bet again...I DUN GAMBLE + DUN GAMBLE WITH ME. then she took 73, alighted at the stop before the bus goes under the cte bridge.... then she was praying she can cut thru the crowd or else she can't alight the bus.... but she did....
reached home at 8pm.. left ECP at 5.30. so can count the traffic jam time.

HP notes:
shuai ge..... - got this man running upper body naked, then see all his muscles and bi,tri,quad-ceps...only jia yi spotted him miles away...

suggested to have x.mas party. at ECP chalet, area D,E and check price.... something $48 after the officia x.mas date.

met tian jun and his friends at PP the bus stop.

song jin yi sang during their performance.


the lee min ho song. my everything


HANGUL

이 세상 말로는
표현할수가 없어
갈수록 벅차 오르는
너를 향한 내 마음
이 세상 샘으로
헤아릴수가 없어
더해도 더해만 가는
끝없는 내사랑

그 누구도 너만큼 날 웃게
나를 울게 한 사람은 없었어
나 답진 않지만

오직 너하나만 보고 듣고 싶은걸
내 안에 너를 살게하고 싶은걸
날 바라봐 나의 꿈으로 와
Your my every my everything
Your my everything
Love for you

언제나 너에게 이겨본적이 없어
사랑이 지면 질수록
내가슴은 행복해
널 향한 사랑에 유효기간이 없어
만약에 있다고 해도 영원일 테니까
힘겨워도 내곁에 있어줘
나의 전불다 잃는다해도
널 지켜줄거야

오직 너하나만 보고 듣고 싶은걸
내 안에 너를 살게하고 싶은걸
날 바라봐 나의 꿈으로 와
Your my every my everything
Your my everything
Love for you

(I wanna be your everything)

오직 내 가슴속 주인은 너 뿐인걸
나에게 처음이자 마지막인걸
널 불러봐 숨쉴때 마다 널
Youre my every, my everything
Youre my everything
Love for you

I love you youre my everything

now the eng trans...

ENGLISH TRANSLATION:

Its impossible for me to express
with the words of this earth
This overwhelming feeling
I keep on having for you
Its impossible to fathom
with the springs of this world
The endless love
that continues to grow

There is nobody in the world
that makes me smile and cry like you do
Its not like me at all but

I want to live watching you, hearing you
I want to have you live within my heart
Look at me, Come into my arms
Youre my every, my everything
Youre my everything
Love for you

Ive never won against you
But I become happier
The more I lose against love
There is no expiration date on my love
Even if there was the expiration date is never
Stay with me even though it isnt easy
Even if I forget everything else
Ill protect you

I only want to live watching you, hearing you
I want to have you live within my heart
Look at me, come into my arms
Youre my every, my everything
Youre my everything
Love for you

(I wanna be your everything)

You are the true owner of my heart
My first and my last
I call for you with every breath
Youre my every, my everything
Youre my everything
Love for you

I love you youre my everything

somewat joyous.... lalalala...tmr go out.....to be suntanned......I SHALL BRING MY BLACK JACKET WITH THE HOODY.... today ate so weird malay or indian food... tat poisonous food contained some garlic or ginger or giant onions....then cause a burning sensation within the bld vessel up the mouth to nose, then the whole day knn running nose.... the liquid type...so i have food allergy after all..... seriously wonder wat is in my gene.....i believe some part is mismatched....

today is a chain of disaster.... my flying wallet, with the dangling keys, destroyed the laptop keyboard.... the left arrow key can't be fixed.... then mum may have offended a bitchy lady cuz in the process of saying how cute her daughter is, the daughter face was slammed by the lift closing door..... then got red bum.... thank god it is the bro with his sis, mum not around.....

sleep.

Yeah! Went to watch Theatresports 2009…. Reached dunman high at 6.30pm. then on my way to their performing arts centre….met wei liang…. The “ah shui” from ts08 char sao fan grp. He reached there at 6.00pm…. so he entered the room where all the actors putting on their makeup and having dinner. Waited outside the place… the ticket booth haven’t set up yet. Then attempted to find yan ci but they all doing last minute rehearsal, so didn’t intrude…. Carmen originally said she wanna go, last min cancel, cuz got stuff, then change her mind and went again…sat at the middle column, at the side…. This year they replace floor mike with gun mike….lucky ppl no need to shout le.

Jacky didn’t change much…. this year the t-sport shirt very nice!!!! Asked meng yi if got spare. Then I go buy one to pin up…jealous……actually can register thru yan ci one lorh…. Cheated by sch…

The 惩罚超人 was replaced by the 正义使者….. new name and more positive.
So should start on the first grp….

1. WONDER “香蕉 “ S
their show start with a sing song competition, the judges saying lets welcome the wonder girls…. But then the wonder girls were mia, then later got report that they all in toilet with diarrhea and hence the wonder banana acted in their place. So the wonder bananas attempted to kill themselves… each banana had a diff personality. Hysterical laughing, sadness, blurness and….. so it is generally the bananas narrate their account on suiciding, with many cold jokes added. They first wanted to jump off building, so as be banana squash., hence they went to the sg flyer… but didn’t dare jump or something…. Later they jump, but nvr die, became cucumbers instead, becuz “orh cheh” [blue black].
Then one grp mem throw sweets to audience… he got bad aim, one sweet hit my head, then land on floor, then a small kid went to take it. I think they ended the performance with the “nobody” song in jap… and some banana cheer. Jack was in this grp, which is yan ci grp. Oh! They appeared and ate some real banana in front of audience.

Then boshi and xin qian was the MC for that day…apparently the bananas left their packet of sweet on the floor… bo shi took one from it, and ppl think he actually gonna eat it, but he threw to the dunman principal. Then he said his “pai ma pi” skill very good.

2. 7带 I
the story started with this guy attempting to propose marriage to this bimbotic girl… then they follow the sg model, the ms low jokes one the shings and boomz…. Then the scene switch to a girl being dao-ed by mum and dad….. then the fairy appeared, gave them some magic, and the guy successfully proposed and the girl get attention from both parents… then some chim Chinese philosophy, which I didn’t remember and show end…

WONDER “香蕉 “ S VS 7带 I [low status]
so the 7 bring I and banana played low status….. a scene of two ceo in the toilet… the 7 bring I guy very clever, purposely stepped on the opponent leg, and beg down to say sorry. But hell lots of blocking from the guy… he kept speaking, didn’t let the girl speak.
It end up as a begging show… but the girl from banana really cried….
So now got this new “加分 cheer.” The banana one start with a conductor pointing to individuals who says 加分 with a higher pitch each time, it ends with the conductor herself doing a off pitch , voice breaking shrill…. [too high a pitch till she can’t make it]

As an MC, boshi forgotten his lines…. His math also sabo him, cuz he added up the points wrongly and knn punished…hence he suggest next time, someone will be hired to count the score…Xin zhuo knn chicken pox last min, can’t perform.

[disclaimer: the order of events slowly gets messed up]

3.桃花小辣椒
the show begin with two farmers, wanting to plant a 桃花 and 辣椒 respectively. The plants grow up to become two humans… [one of them is fabian as the chilli] then the fruits see each other and wanna marry each other. Fabian the chilli did the fist in clothes heartbeat action. Then they went thru the trad chi marriage…一拜天地, 二拜高堂, 夫妻交拜, 送入洞房….then the respective farmer asked the plants why they wanna marry…
chilli like 桃花 cuz she beautiful. 桃花 like chilli cuz he hot. Then they played the “nobody” song in eng.. fab danced well, and the gay couple lived happily ever aft. Cuz both the chilli and 桃花 is acted by guys…


桃花小辣椒 VS WONDER “香蕉 “ S [double figure]
roles are a dance instructor and a qi gong master in a dance room. The dance instructor did a dance with the song “nobody” sang by her team…. Then zi ying went for that performance as the body or arm…. Apparently the qi gong master wore a wig that kept dropping. Hence for putting back the wig again and again, the bananas were awarded a 26 points… then the story ended with the qi gong master and the dance instructor creating a qi gong-ed dance, and advertising it to ppl. Then the chilli’s mobilised their grp and went out to act as visitors of the dance studio. They all came out as pairs, cuz double fig mah… but one banana guy wanted to help his team, came out on his own…. But thank god, the lights offed cuz time up. Then the banana cheer got this : peel banana peel peel banana…then the banana themselves, slip and fall on their skins…[cuz step on banana skin wat]

4.飞天红猪侠
the show started with the don’t cha song with very sick actions…. Then stopped… then the actors/pigs crawled around a centre guy in circles, the centre guy will start narrating on how ppl look down on pigs…. Then go back to the circle and another “pig” take his place….. very RA show… the “pig”s said: ppl blame us for H1N1 when it is the chickens that infected them…ppl say pigs are fat and noisy, eating so much…. but pigs only eat one meal a day! From 8am –8pm….ppl say pig make very bad sounds….[then this girl sang the 两只老虎 song. Changing the tiger into pigs…and the entire song is offtune and off pitch… they did their cheer, performed the “yes kick” where they stick ut their legs, hands on their legs and redraw their hands and legs together at the same time… some sicko actions…. [I felt copyrighted by the 侠 element…. I started it first lorh…]

7带 I VS飞天红猪侠 [commercial]
commercial is a new game, where the grp members have to sell some useless products… such as slimming pills tat will make u fatter each time u eat it.
Forgotten how the pigs advertise the slimming pills… but they should say it is use to treat anorexia….so the anorexic ppl buy the pills, eat it, wun be slimmer, but gain weight and be healthier. 7带 I were tasked to advertise a toilet bowl that cannot be flushed…. So the guy started the advertisement with the old chi song “hei…..” [the one where they drag the hei sound very long one] then the use that it helps deter thief cuz of the bad smell. Also u can slam ur friends face into it when playing truth or dare…..[then they knn the negative signal]

5.钻石 YEAH 总会
jin yi’s grp…. So it is thus talent show type…two judge, girl and guy, an a female mc…
first grp performance is two girls performing the “sorry sorry” by super jnr… [one of them is the girl who acted as the “cai yi lin” in char sao fan last year] then when performing, one of them attempt to 下腰 but broke the spine or something, then dragged off the stage, then the judge were asked to made a comment… the male one just go “err…” then cut off by mc who moved on to the female judge, who said they are shuai, but she more shuai. Next performance is Mr Muscles…. Who showed off his “muscles” actually there ain’t any . then Mr Muscles walked like the gorrila, then the judges at the table imitated the earthquake, by shaking the table, with their feet to show the tremble. Both judges gave monosyllabic replies, yeah and uh…. Then third performance is jin yi, aka ms diamond…. Who sang some chi song… [she attempted to enter the 校园 superstar, but forget lyrics… but judge said she has a good voice, so her grp decide to make her sing] then the mc hugged and cried with the female judge. Then did some cheer and end show.

钻石 YEAH 总会 VS 飞天红猪侠 [die]
story is abt a limbless blind hero fighting an invisible terminator. [actually the hero blind le, does it matters if the termintaor is invisible?] both grps are mostly girls… so they dun understand the terminator term…. So boshi explained it to tem and told them to treat it as a plane… *predicted that it will end up as the girls treating the terminator as a plane* prediction came true. So the grp members of the 飞天红猪侠, crapped the story, said that the hero touch the air, to feel the difference in temp, moist, and other stuff… then the diamonds crapped the story by saying that the hero scared that he shot down some pigeons… but the pigs 默契 very good… so both member of the diamonds died… the diamonds acted the story of nvr touch electrical appliances with wet hands… and the girl from char sao fan gave birth to elmo… but didn’t state the moral of the story…

boshi was explaining the die game, but he mispronounce 屎 and 死….later xi qian commented that sg ppl got advantage at “three words at a time” cuz we can add all those “le, lah lorh”

6.十三妖
story start off with mah jong pieces…. One piece, the blank tile, ran off cuz feel dao-ed. Then result in the remaining tiles cannot “hu” [win the game] so the tiles searched for the missing tile… then they acted the rumbling of tiles thingy… and ended performance with their cheer… in the process, milkkie costume tio flipped. Cuz their cos. Is a board, hung over their front… then the rest continued acting then she kinda hang there, to rearrange her cos…. I suggest she continue acting and pretend nothing happened.

十三妖 VS 钻石 YEAH 总会 [three words at a time]
roles: ts concert watcher. Death god, magician, head of student body at market.
The death god attempted to kill ppl…magician tried to kill death god with a flower….
But death god says that he can’t be killed cuz he is already dead. Then bribery occurred, the death god wants money…. Then dunno who tac-team with death god… the death god should pretend to die first then return alive mah… or someone die then return again….


桃花小辣椒 VS 十三妖 [master and servant]
( every “/” represent change in status)

chillis acted out:
maid and president wife at sg flyer…
wife caught for infidelity / maid steal money or else how can afford go sg flyer / dun use broom sweep my expensive shoe [for the president wife]

mah jong acted out:
empress and eunch at dead sea…
empress was pushed into sea but didn’t die, cuz float on water / empress relationship with one of the officers / empress dared eunch to lodge complain, see emperor trust who.

Boshi was given a hard time to explain wat is eunch to the audience, then he acted it out… then later needed to explain dead sea also…. Then he is reputed to get the tails everytime he throw the coin…. The “字”

MACAU SPECIAL TEAM
忘不了我爱
all the team members are dressed in the clothes wore during the olden day. Then they first played an old song, in a kampong setting. Then they narrate the story of a leg-less bird that flew to SG… did a weird dance and comb their hair… then they asked if the audience knew wat they were performing. Then they replied that they are certain that even jacky didn’t know what they were performing. And THEY ALSO DUNNO WAT THEY ARE PERFORMING. Abstract performance…. And end show. They did a cha cha bom somewhere during the dance….

WONDER “香蕉 “ S VS 忘不了我爱 [emotional replay]
So got four character, yoga-er, ballet dancer, hip hop dude, Indian dancer + assistant at So You Think You Can Dance…. The Indian dancer acted by the macau guy did some Indian spin, where his assistant (from macau grp also) pulled his robe and he spin like a top, then he was later tasked to be 骚 on the replay….[chi degeneration… forget which “sao” it is] the assistant was to be sad….. then jack became the ballet dancer. Did he do a 下腰 ? then on the replay he became 色…. The girl from banana grp did the yoga and the replay with anger…. The hip hop dude acted by the girl from macau was hilarious, especially when she has to replay it with 疯-ness…. Apparently the macau grp did not understand the term: So You Think You Can Dance…. So jacky told them some Cantonese term….. then they made fun of boshi, said he got no 腰 to下. Jacky commented the macau guys too thin, 没有饭吃., then boshi is 很多饭吃. Then during the coin toss previously, boshi’s coin went mia…. Sad sad….

Apparently there is a draw for banana and pig I guess, so rematch… but after rematch, there is still a draw, so that day the performance dragged till very late…. So jacky said that: 我相信我们的观众都是正常人，身体很健康， 因此膀胱是健康的所以为了观众的膀胱，我们有个 toilet break.

飞天红猪侠 VS 忘不了我爱 [list]
a beggar, thief, hubby and pregnant lady at hospital…overall the show is hectic as usual, some ppl said some chim chi phrase… and it is totally RA!!!! So go to the add points cheer….the飞天红猪侠 attempted to bribe the judge, said that if they get more points, they will 送猪肉 then they point to boshi… and then the leader of that grp knn punished….

忘不了我爱 VS 桃花小辣椒 [Reverse the scene]
there are two body builder, and two student…. So apparently the body builders were forever telling their student to 用力 and 再用力 so later during the reverse, can easily say 力用再….cheater…. then fabian was funny. He acted to be very weak cannot lift up the weights….which is represented by a chair…. The metal one… the suay thing was the instant he got “a lot of strength” and lifted up the chair with one hand, the time ran out and the hall became black…. Then he froze there, with the metal chair in the air, supported by one hand. Then he poor thing, have to wait for the judge to give the signal to start the reverse of scene…. Then boshi suggested we wait for sometime, let fabian hang there.

飞天红猪侠 VS WONDER “香蕉 “ S [hat game]
this one is unique… it is abt a twin in the mother womb….so jack and peiyao went up first, then they just grab a chair and sat there for the first 15 sec then give the audience the blank stare… so they started narrating how many months they had been in there, and complaint abt the lack of space. Apparently jack stole two hats, and got once, he did a roll on the floor, to avoid his hat being taken away. But in the end, a small girl offered to give massage to jack, just relaxly took away jack’s hat. HAHAHAHA! OWNED. Then there is this part where the twin both wanna grow hair and steal from each other… so both mem gone… then show ended with the twin both kicking the mother womb, and breaking out to freedom…. The funny part was when they said to each other to kick harder even mummy is in pain so as to get out.

Then the give prize ceremony, with the桃花小辣椒 as the winner and WONDER “香蕉 “ S with silver…… then this year the prize giving a bit the screwed…. Two grp got two prize, and two grp got no prize…. Then the char sao fan the chai yi lin, cried…. Then there is this insanely gloom aura coming from jin yi. Lalala… here comes my job….. so during the dance, few pl missing cuz of upsetness…… wat the hell was jacky doing? I thought he can adjust it to make things a little more positive? Where the losing grp gets some crappy prize. The 正义使者 was comforting the “chai yi lin” then got huge grp pic… then when the ts09 ppl taking the pic, boshi in the crowd said very loudly: “eh!? Isn’t that jing de?” lalala I was taking pic too. Then must make sure all the jnr got someone fetch home… this is suppose to be the CLDDS the teacher job lorh…. Mdm zhang yan came that nite on ts07 to ensure all female cldds mem can go home safely…. But this year this becme my job…. TMD! I AM F-ING RETIRED! A little bit the irresponsible arh these two ‘cher….

Then at the bus stop waiting for 158…. Jin yi was very very down…. Then she was like commenting how late it was….then she said she wasn’t scared that anyone will do anything to her, but afraid of her own imagination. Got to the mrt station at aljunied, then boarded the last train… her mum dun wanna fetch her… then she was saying how she has to be independent….. then she was like saying wat if there is no train at city hall on the red line? Then we should not have boarded this train rite? Err…. Technically no…. cuz if no train at city hall, at least u will be closer to her home at woodland as compared to aljunied…. I would rather be MRT-less at a place closer to home… then I dropped at amk…. Missed the last 73, so no choice dad have to fetch.reached home at 12++ lalalala….

luv the radio thingy the walkman hp has...

soothing tune...

suddenly this songs pops up and cannot get out of my mind...... this woman Christina Aguilera sabo-ed and destroyed my sleep..... NITEMARE!

think shall listen to it till sian..... then maybe can forget this whole crap.

ah finally!
1. she blogged
2. got TS o9 the shirt....0u0..... the face nvr turn out rite...
3, next year just inform a t'cher, and tell the wu lao shi from ts and then got chance be TS facil! joyous.


lalala today went out in the morning, teach zi ying a math... then later han wen, then later go bugis... attempted to convince huang xin to go on 17 dec.... FAILED! [ah wat the hell!?!?! she overcrapped me.... sianzz....]

jia yi a bit going bonkers.... so shall leave it and let him enjoy his siao time beh.
got google earth into my laptop. then go find parkway parade... then ECP.

QN: why the hell am i still being DAO-ED?
ANS: [undefined]

ARH....

gah. noticed many things type halfway, then got more stuff happen, then no time type out all!!! came back from malaysia..... so called family chalet...but got a aunt sister friend who is a divorced woman...

she is a totally no brain, bimbotic old hag..... kids in living room, then she watch SAW 6..... no brainer.... makeup face till u need a spade to dig off her makeup and mascara.... i hate this type of ppl. can't stand them.... hence this explains to me why she is divorced.....

tools used for mastications are handicapped... sianz....



look at 5 min ++ when michael put his hand near the woman's thigh there.... i wanna do that!....

ah my plans for job tio ruined by dental, chalets and clinical appointments.... and some weird family stuff. [wth lah...]

yeah 17 dec got cldds party.... i am somewat a little involved in the organising when i ain't suppose to. eeyer. then jia yi feel lousy.... [eyes light up, huge huge grin]



even han wen said this song is nice. though she is not keen on listening to songs by dead ppl. give her the creeps.... 15 dec go out teach tution again... why does those girls dun understand A Math?.. easy leh!



this song forever reminds me of one nite stand related movies...







mj wants it to be entertaining and hence its length.....his mv very movie like...

sleep

today went to cut hair..... finally! so now head light light one... then aunty instantly said :"u at home self cut isit?" [how did she know.....]

YEAH TMR GO DUNMAN HIGH WATCH THEATRESPORT 2009!!!!
[no sure how to go dunman high.... should use my basic instinct, which have a 85% accuracy]

asked yan ci who is coming.... she said the yi jin guy.... who acted as the man tou elderly.... and also CARMEN!!! [ while asking yan ci, who told me take 158 aft aljunied mrt, she said i very lor shuo..... cuz i bored wat.. and WTH does ppl from ts think my eng name is jing de??? while the sch ppl think is chin teck and dunno jing de??? so the ticket is reserved under jing de.] yeah i tricked yan ci to reveal that zi ying was in her group. one min before she was saying " u guess leh" then she self reveal ans... hahaha.

carmen changed hp no... then her voice sounded so deep over the phone.... then she said she didn't know it is tmr... then later decide to give her ticket away.

tmr shall find ppl to go with me to dunman. mikkie said that jack is going too....
I DUN WANT SEE HAPPY CLOUD SUN XI YUN!

sleep.

went to some admiral park at the woodland area..... freaky park... they dun on the lights, make ppl walk in the dark. then went to eat sakura..... love the salmon and eel......

ytd went to malaysia.... buy disks.... then the custom in malaysia was like MESSY. apparrently u can illegally cross over the custom area..... the fence not very powderful leh... take a car and u can ram ur way into malaysia. then errrr......
go skudai parade to buy clothes very cheap.... and makan kfc there.... the alaska fish burger very nice. then returning home... some dude, whose skin colour is very dark dark brown, dressed in all black and chiong passed the expressway.... wondering wat if he was knocked down....good luck to that dude.

go to the sg custom, there was this malay officer at around counter 14-16 was chatting non-stop on her phone when we arrived, made us wait and then took her time to put down her phone then complacently scan our passport....

then go to the second clearance.... there is this malay officer [not the same one. both are female] who checked this car till extremely serious.... then apparently we saw it, then we went for the long queue, but check briefly guy on the next lane... while leaving, found out that the guy who knn check till damn serious, tio ordered to go somewhere else for even more serious checking....

lalala.

bought three books....
1. R and J [in the actual shakesphere language.... ahlahmat]\
2. cecelia ahern - the gift
3. michael crichton - next

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