so today left house @ nine.. reached bishan at 9.30 then saw bunch of weirdos outside the library standing in the sun..... then saw yi hengs and friends... so change place. then go bugis. saw liwen at the bishan mrt, she going circle line then go bras besah, the corner where we once did the ts props... then go there do hmk! ah ma got this weird ppr on sercurity cam. oh got the present... the last lecture [thanks ah ma] then later go watch Ghost of Gf past... funny... wild... totally sick suppose to be nc16. cuz its sick.... how to get ppl on bed..... 1.say abt ppl good point above the neck 2.make target jealous, talk to her friends... not target 3.[restricted]
lalala~~~~ then aft go popular buy bk. if u can see me now. this bk rad on bus many ppl stare at u. super fun. ah ma commented on my letter "N" cos look like "r" poor thing. see lah ah ma... nvr bring jacket... dotz... need portable xin zhuo seriously. oh and cuz she is lao ren, thus she slouch. Ghost of girlfriends past got the song "time after time" hahaahahah. crossing road. then did live demo on how i was a car magnet. not dodge ball, but dodge car.
i am seriously spoilt.... lalalala~~~
chiong hmk. now... I NEVER DO GEOG did most except those dunno one and now doing graph.
ah ma had fever.... and a croaking voice but cured.
miricles and miracles... sound the same... tittle and title.
songs from GOGP.
songs from He's just not that into you.
seriously that movie... got one summary. if the guy wants it, he will make it happen. [ imagine another movie- she's just not into you] will be fun lalala. pack bag. sleep.
50% real / 50% fake 9:55 PM
Thursday, June 18, 2009
okay. the props are ready. the curtains are set. lets die when the curtain is raised. very tired just close ur eyes, dun open again. and just die.
50% real / 50% fake 6:27 PM
okay. the props are ready. the curtains are set. lets die when the curtain is raised. very tired just close ur eyes, dun open again. and just die.
50% real / 50% fake 6:27 PM
okay back from malaysia
first day: -go fetch jebez: mum dun like idea of bringing kid along, more responsibility. -go malaysia... they changed the custom thingo then the road tax, must use their "tap and go" the ezlink sys.... then we stuck there. cuz no card. then the ppl there walk around, selling card, say can top-up one...[anyway we lost the card. 20 rm] then somethings nvr change... the card thing need to fill in, they still got one office, where they place an officer to give out card.... [dun see point in it lorh -can use machine replace]
then firstly go kota tinggi the waterfall. yar larh dad idea, go there play with water, natural water. apparently it sucky... the ground is the reall rock bed, mostly smooth rocks, few rough... got real fish swimming. sis tio fish bite... then jebez wear the float thingo then must stay behind him, in the event he get lost, meet with accident. then tio TANNED AGAIN. tmd. i so hate the water. i brownie-fied. then jebez tio forced by dad to put head in water, see fish. then he cry... lalala~~~ then like err, got this couple taking wedding photo. mum go help. the wedding gown a bit hard to change.
jebez keep thinking he got money..... dun really know the value of money, but leh overall he quite independant, self eat, self bath, except need a little discipliing. he run around a little too much and easily bored. then most importantly... stop acting like the king.... lalaala~~~~
then second day go see ostrich farm.... took some of the ostrich egg the shell fragment. we go there, got one been borned. be4 the ostrich shit and pee, it will stand still first, uprite, then release the "high tide" few not in the pent as they are the tamer one. ostrich they "ahem" [intercourse] alot. male will go on knees, do some dance then later they do "doggy position" when mating, the feather at the ass drop off. then got ostrich ride... got this small girl on this ostrich. suddenly the ostrich go on strike, sat down, then the girl frightened. {loser} ostrich chest bone super hard, 25% meat at leg, rest is bone.
then later go desaru fruit farm again. then got this girl like xin zhuo... black black one, taking notes [doubt she for fun or she serious] then later go see the petting zoo. the goats like 95% gone. then err, go see how ppl make yan wo... birdnest...
then shopping, go buy dvd... got two gundam series.... then err. Ghost of girlfriend past is like nxt week tehn got stock.... bastardo. sucky man.... then later like go popular... they sold these bks -psily n if u could see me now -where the rainbow ends so like very contradict... arh!!!!! in the end, bought where the rainbow end. ah ma getting for me -if u could see me now [thanks ah ma.] then i was greedy [bad habits] so asked for the original present and adds-on [must upgrade her pressent tmr morning]
mosquito bite, at the leg... super big! still bleeding now...since ytd. first nite, got thing in eye then eye red till like the nxt day... nvr sleep well. shared bed with a pri 1 kid. scared i roll over him, or he fall off bed. 2nd nite almost, but i sleeping at edge, so got buffer, then end up place him perpendicular to bed, s won't roll off.
now bk review on err err, where the rainbow ends. -greg sucks! [he ca go die] -alex super funny pathetic spelling of "NO" and "KNOW" -tat bk discourage ppl from getting pregnant. [true that women nips do enlarge while breastfeeding / then stomach got many lines] -in sms and letter format. [need get use to it]
today got TS outing. but it was -turned down- i got mini heat stroke.... lalalalala~~~ moral: avoid the dumb sun
[currently being dao-ed. die le.... arh!!!!!!]
50% real / 50% fake 5:27 PM
Sunday, June 14, 2009
okay.... must start doing hmk. today the time used to download movies.... got ghost of gf past in wmv format... then like tmr go malaysia. then hp version like - not working- 1 gb leh. wth. then suddenly got news tat jebez tag along... mum dun want, cuz dun want take care kid. then she pms. then dad want... then "argue" apparently "he" always win...so sad lurh lalalalaala. lets go la la land and die...
50% real / 50% fake 10:12 PM
Thursday, June 11, 2009
can't wait. lalaalalalalala.... yeah!
then the mood now is somewat a burst of happy cuz testimonila done le
hahahaa. sleep. this time must thanks ah ma a lot. or else my that testimonial die le. lucky got pri sch report bk.
nite.
50% real / 50% fake 10:26 PM
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
okie, so phy spa like die le lorh.. gradient is 2 which is correct. then y intercept count wrong. so later then final reslut also wrong... gg. i die le.
so today is the adam khoo booster. iunia came. then where is gary ??? all we have is the "mop" [her hairdo] then she let us see the video on the LAW OF ATTRACTION and THE SECRETS where ur brainwaves, wat u think will become reality. then write goals on a piece of ppr. hand out hold it infront of u... hand pain. esp left arm. ytd sleep on left arm so today during spa already arm gonna break off le then later strain summore.
gah. xinzhuo painted her nails black..... emo kid. seriously amused by ah ma: "Nite kiddo" xie xie ni ah ma... cuz i dunno how to do testimonial. electronic devises hate her. so poor thing...laptop and hp die together... wah then i sure die one lorh. i am a HDB. handphone dependant boy. no hp = die
sleep
50% real / 50% fake 10:27 PM
Tuesday, June 09, 2009
so was like bugging xin zhuo.... ah ma dun like ts. so need help in bugging ppl err. since ah ma wants it.. then yar...the convo goes like this:
1.hey you look really really really gorgeous. 2.can i go straight to the main topic? 3.silence means yes. 4.ah ma sucks at ts. 5.so ps stop murdering her. 6.cuz she later come shu ku 7.and then indirestly murder me
summary: 1. u look the same. i long time nvr see u. how i know how u look... 2. dunno how to sidetrack to main topic 3. reason to sidetrack 4. she claims tat she sucks at organising but i dun believe. she say she only like the crowd of ppl 5. maybe its true? yup 75% true 6. not really 7. i not dead.
then she was like reading my entire blg. from the very first post. she got time...
bio chiong and do. all except essay then end up essay going through.wth. suicide. then during lesson complete bio wrkbk. golden village hates me as much as shaw.
when ppl are bored, they over-blog. the tv confused me. first the female complain the guy totally follow her will. like nvr show any form of objection. so guy decide for her, then she complin nvr discuss matter with her then ah ma gave her theorem: [most of the time the guy damned stupid =.=]
i ned the little extra chromosome.... being an XY is at disadvantage to XX. gah sleep.
50% real / 50% fake 10:33 PM
Monday, June 08, 2009
morale of the story never open up the folder tittled utube.
today reach home. rest + bath and hr, then spend 2 hr doing bio tys. short structured. suka suka do. then mcq take an hr. mr chiong said holi hmk... then rosy said tmr... so WTH.
ah ma passed her piano test. congrats!!! then she read my blg post the old one... said got entertainment value... and commented that vivian thought this was MV blg. [ i think i know who vivian is from ts o7... the yi xiang tian kai grp]
pack bag... wed got phy spa... then third week go out.. yeah! i look forward to aft 11/6/08
50% real / 50% fake 10:31 PM
Sunday, June 07, 2009
ah ma said: i dun care tml when i come online i want to see a new post on your blog
so this is the special bed-time story edition. [suddenly this become the My Sassy Girl version... sg. where the guy just follow orders...]
okay hmk somewat done. i hate graphs thus not drawing. lalalalalalala
today special is to be emo... 5 songs.
blgger showed the no connection thingo... die le. pray lah... eh now normal le. faster post. wooo hoo!!
50% real / 50% fake 10:39 PM
babysitting requires skill. especially when that kiddo belongs to the energetic, playful, clever, eye-big-big-look-at-you type. so like plan go ah ma house then go ghim moh pick her up... then end up we look aftert the kiddos so the maid can do the chores. so should see the jayden waking the joleen... walk to the sleeping sis then *boom* collapse on her... grab a booster and roll around. then like he non-stop repeat that action... playing "trust fall" on the matress. got times horh, he like bang his head then nvr cry.... and he abit numb to falling down le... should see him dance... very cute... okay video can't upload.. but yar larh.then before he bath, he walk around without pants... then later go makan astron... jebez suffers from wat i call "math dyslexia/goon-du-ness" 400-300=100 4-3=1 see he so pro... then he like the hp the need for speed alot... the motion sensor one... just tilt phone left and right... then like check if he needs help with his grilled fish. as a pri 1 boy. he not bad le... then jayden is the big prob. he too clever... wanna eat fries only. then put the fries with the noodle, he dun want... then was thinking
last time a bit dumb leh. when parents mix fries and food together, we still blur blur eat it, cuz like still got the french fries... now the kids very picky... then tat boy when to the "1$ coin machine" press here press there.... his language horh is like not bad lah....[ i spoke only when i was 3] he is the type where his pronunciation need touching up. and die die wun open mouth. then he naughty tat time, place him in the baby cot for time out. he very hard to carry, for long time cuz he will roll out of thy arms...
then go tell jabez and joleen that last time they like tat... then they SMILE. jabez amused me cuz like he first saw me aft returning from art lesson, and tell me the songs i sent him cannot play... gah... kids horh seriously very epic.
so ytd nvr do hmk today morning chiong it. left with my -eng compre + summary -phy planning -emath ppr 3/4
later go do. ah ma commented that she need do the nyaa at the childcare.... "i got a 7 year old grandson so i am qualified to help out in the childcare" thats the excuse for stepping into a childcare... [the 1 i can think of]
then last nite. headache.... three kids doing screamo... another talent is talking through the phone... maid tell joleen call jebez ask wat time come back ghim moh. then through the phone... they like screaming and hardly say anything... just "wat! lah u" then speak till cannot make out wat they saying... then end of call. but the message get through. surprisingly.
garh go do hmk le
50% real / 50% fake 11:10 AM
Wednesday, June 03, 2009
han wen called then they play game... then she said over the phone. i like u. orh i heard it. bb.
see lah mam is so kiam pa at times like today [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: 不知 "Ah Ma" is like 毒品, 没有时 life can't get 高 [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: huhh .. [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: super scandalous lehh! SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 / Ah Boy says: haha [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: 讲真的lehh SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 / Ah Boy says: wat? [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: 你喜欢她对不对? SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 / Ah Boy says: like doesn;t = love. SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 / Ah Boy says: i also like u mah SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 / Ah Boy says: eh i got roasted. SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 / Ah Boy says: like u SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 / Ah Boy says: the face reded. [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: ehh .. not serious. [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: serious la. SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 / Ah Boy says: wat? [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: 你喜欢她right SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 / Ah Boy says: aiyoh. SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 / Ah Boy says: i enjoy someone to bug, [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: 可是你对我的喜欢跟她的不一样 la .. SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 / Ah Boy says: then mam not around [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: 不要假假 SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 / Ah Boy says: or else i everyday bug u? [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: i shall continue spammin in chinese [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: 我才不要 [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: 我很忙的 lor SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 / Ah Boy says: see. SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 / Ah Boy says: u no time to look aft servant [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: 可是将多人你偏偏选她 [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: 很 hanky panky lo [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: 可以找 jiayi also what SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 / Ah Boy says: jia yi and me is shui huo bu rong one [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: 所以更好玩 / SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 / Ah Boy says: no orh SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 / Ah Boy says: lorh. [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: 每天argue SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 / Ah Boy says: *peace [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: 更好玩 SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 / Ah Boy says: no wonder sir left u, SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 / Ah Boy says: tsk [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: what [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: i m single and available! SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 / Ah Boy says: aft sir is gone SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 / Ah Boy says: yar. [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: 爱情就像毒品,没有它,不是活不下去,只是很痛苦.. SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 / Ah Boy says: haah SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 / Ah Boy says: i try be4 le [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: wahhh .. [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: 你和你的 ah ma [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: 真的是劲爆剧场一线牵 SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 / Ah Boy says: no lor SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 / Ah Boy says: hey SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 / Ah Boy says: u go read my blg SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 / Ah Boy says: 08/08/08 [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: what ur url SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 / Ah Boy says: gosh SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 / Ah Boy says: hellbeing.blgspot.com [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: paisehh paisehh [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: i know [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: while talking to me on msn [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: u must be annoying the hell out of her right SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 / Ah Boy says: huh? SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 / Ah Boy says: simplify [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: u talking to ur ahma also right nw [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: anw i gtg le SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 / Ah Boy says: bb. [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: my bro need use com SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 / Ah Boy says: tmr breakfast in bed? [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: thank u [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: macs can > [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: i want the milo .. [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: haha [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: bye(: [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: have fun! [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: see u soon in outing .. [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: duno who planning though [c=0]YANCI! [/c] 如果我变成回忆 says: (: SCT / Little White Face / 半日仙 / Ah Boy says: if got tell me horh
see lah!!! ah lah mat mam harass servant... then later was recommended to read this on ah ma blg
Monday, June 1, 2009 Boy: I saw her today. Girl: I saw him today.
Boy: She looks better than before. Girl: I couldn't stop staring at him.
Boy: I asked how things were going. Girl: I asked him about his girlfriend.
Boy: I'd pick her over any girl I'm with. Girl: He's probably very happy now.
Boy: I can't look at her without crying. Girl: He couldn't even look at me.
Boy: I told her I missed her. Girl: He doesn't mean it.
Boy: I love her. Girl: He doesn't love me.
Boy: I held her for the last time. Girl: He gave me a friendly hug.
Boy: I went home and cried. Girl: I went home and cried.
Boy: I lost her. Girl: I love him.
korean drama? still somewat accurate lah.
sleep le.
50% real / 50% fake 10:28 PM
okay. bio spa is crappy. the rubber band to tie the testube... snap. then one tube break
then chi o lvl... okay lah so so lah. wun die one.
then go pulau ubin... chek jawa... wah tio sun tanned... i damn brown now. sad. see lah i losing my career. i am the shao rou bao.. brown brown one. gah. my arm half white half brown. but recovering fast. hopefully then like the main body is white.... gah....
mr chiong talked abt dominant and recessive genes... how most marriage is the woman dominates it. but his is opposite. then he said abt the monk who did the pea experiment. "being am monk he got a lot of time...." mr chiong damn funny... anit-monk hahahaha
then li wen blurred said today is khuang b'day then khuang his face..from the normal sian to the surprised. then to the panic... cuz ppl ganging on him to tau pok him soon. change camera angle to li wen... the she like sorry sorry face... epic. its actually zuo bing b'day.
tmr got chem o lvl spa... today hand damn soapy cuz git naoh..then pissed off just add h2so4 to remove the soap feel.
gah go le.
50% real / 50% fake 3:37 PM
SCT the crapper.
SADIST
PARSIMONIOUS
POIKILOTHERMIC
PLEGMATIC
I.D.C AWARD WINNER
NON-CONVENTIONALIST
ATHEIST!