11.30 pm. sleeping soon.
guess wat.
it is hard to get xin zhuo out....
god.

lost count of failed attemps. haiz.
but still hahaha.

we had been lame... singing sasame street song/ pokemon....

then got lame joke...

q: which animal has the biggest cup?
ans: zebra {z-bra}

Q: char shao bao and mantou go watch sad movie char shao bao cried. why?
ans: char shao bao got filling [feeling]
q: later char shao bao and lotus bun go watch same movie, char shao bao nvr cry.
ans: cos the cha shao bao watch the movie lerh =.=

Q: char shao bao ma and pa with child cross road, car come killed the child, but pa bao is angry instead of sad... why?
ans: the child died, then the filling is kaya. [means the ma bao is having affair.]

ytd, VP [mr ng] was at the sch gate. then he approach sheng hong, tell him to tell his dad {my dad} to alight us away from the sch gate, cuz block the car going in/out of gate. and guess wat, he stop us in the middle of the sch gate and talk to us there... wth.

ms ngiam talk abt missing lessons with us... then she said:
-i keep missing periods.
then we taking bio before that...
then yar. the mense one... big laugh.

i shall not say the guy is R.

today got nafa, 5 items...
yar lar all pass lah.
then pull up, the first one is all cheat one... can kick up to the pole one. teacher open/close one eye, or else many ppl fail.

then they say this guy..... horh, he did shuttle run, the hall floor got dent in. he jumps and fail for SBJ, and also pull-up horh, he jumped, but failed...x5. haha [epic laugh]

then the rest of the post is "not to be here"

tmr at compass point 8am burger king chi lesson.

ah ma like suffer from trauma...
her new crush... http://i.b5z.net/i/u/424807/i/oscar_the_grouch_doll_75860_gund_300.jpg
nice to hang at the door.


advertised to watch. funny.

gah. bb.

yeah the song can...

now for the nite programme of -R jokes by yan ru.

- when R goes skydiving, ppl think its armageddon

- when R tripped and fell he started the sichuan eathquake

- R is so dumb he didn't have children with his wife for so many years because he thought it was wrong to sleep with a married woman

. end of nite programme. hey! the news reporter (new 5 tonite) wished me "goodnite"... [a bit lame lah]

http://sgforums.com/forums/1316/topics/258436?page=22

yeah try to add "say goodbye" into playlist....
my mood like tat? err. not really.

today during assembly....
the VP [mr ng] talk abt swine flu...

we must use soup [soap] to wash our hands.

ppl laugh. then mr chiong the DM, chiong up stage, give every1 a scolding....
regarding being disrespectful.

respect. is earned. not given.
so if u get it... dun be an asshole. or u lose it.

then today in toilet, yong khuang in cubicle... we lied to him we placed a broom at the door. so he scared, then open door a little bit. then ernest go kick the door, then it slam into khuang behind the door. his specs and face kanna again... poor item.

today sudden receive notice tat tmr got test. ss. on sri lanka.. wth. fuck up lor.
peer tutoring, that tutee go detention. so free.
then R appeared.... surprised tat the building nvr collapse under his weight.

R will knock earth out of its orbit if R is in space.
the sun will also revolve around R.

what comes after 10 on the ritcher scale? [the earthquake thing]
ans: R.

study. ss.

today doing hmk together... ppl were like F*** lah why this qn.....
4e1 leh. so pro.

business tatics.
-u buy a fish from the fish shop.
-bring home, place it in water, next day it dies.
-go back again, same shop and buy fish...
-forever got business.

sleep.

lah lah la... today got this joke...
person A and B.
A: hey B, wat kind of animal like to ask "why"
B: dunno
A: ans is pig.
B: why?

so B is the pig if ppl dun understand... mr ang tio-ed, zheng feng also.. then he keep asking why why why....
then ah ma said TS already say be4 le... poor memory.

then jia chin and me were creating this bunch of roger jokes... R jokes...
he is a fat guy and somewat dumb.

when R goes parachuting, he causes an earthquake upon touchdown.
if R goes in the sea, SG will disappear and usa will be half gone.
if R gets sucked into a black hole, he will clog it up. [get stuck at the hole]
is it a solar eclipse? no it's R parachuting
if R falls of a building, there will be no terminal velocity but constant acceleration.
R is a self esteem booster, standing beside him makes all obese ppl feel thin.
world runs out of fossil fuel. SG will burn R for energy. will last for a few centuries.
SG wins award. "small nation, big people"

then joyful good laugh esp the blackhole one.
then chiong hmk in sch...
amath... phy chem and bio....
i dun wanna do peer tutoring cuz that guy nvr appears...
so heck lah.

sleep.

thursday . friday
so got nafa test lorh. fail again as per normal.
i wanna complain the teacher. [we are suppose to run 6 round]
yan ru got the feeling that he ran only 5 rounds..
then i got feel i ran 7 rounds...
cuz like i follow behind zheng yong.. and see him enter the last round tat exit... then i follow... later that guy say i need run another round.
my index no is 36. yan ru one is 26.
so is like some dude run past then the teacher shout no. tag then the recorder person take down.
so wat?
-teacher see wrong , then shout wrong.
-the person hear wrong.
wah lao eh.
then yan ru still fail after "may have" took my 1 round...

aft 2.8km run... puke out the banana... a bit sour that thing, then on fri, saw that piece of useless blubber, "roger" then he was shouting damn loud: 'who puke arh...' that asshole.
all he has is all fats and no brain nor brawn.

then while puking only zheng yong came to help me. weng lum and jing loon also got help...
then on at nite, like get delayed heat stroke. aft run, reach home le, then sweat.... wth. laggy ah...
ernest got call whether i okay or not...
see i got take not of the ppl who cared.
then of course by logic... lim won't lah
the first thing he said on fri mornig is: CT u suck.
yar lar lim. u are the singapore hope lah. u are the best in everything lah... wtv.

so now legs hurt a little.
joking commented tat i one leg in coffin, then ah ma said that if i claim i was old, then wat was xin zhuo.... err. fossil fuel. [weird, same ans her jnr give] then tat day, aft 2.8 km run, reach home, was tyoing my sms when got call. cuz ah ma "bu shuang" while doing the board thingo.... gosh. err. i hate art. i would glady do other stuff instead of decorating some board....

-wats the point. u decor it for an occasion, then tear down the decor later.... waste effort.

oh then the 2.4 passing time for girls and guy are... SEXIST!.
it is like... the girls can get an "A" for a certain timing. their "A" timing is wat we need to pass. wth. bastardo. *go sex change OP*

then got geog test on fri.
wah crappy leh. wat u studied nvr came out...
2 good/bad point of having a reservoir
idk leh...
water source and fishing, flood and mosquito
thats the dumbest ans i could cock up with.

South park episode...
this time round is with regards to the somalia pirates...
apparently eric cartman went to be a pirate...
i like it when SP follow world news.....
at least it is this time.... clean.
no queef or anal probe.

sat:
mornin go back sch.... go do the physic ssp.
mrs ngiam touch on kinematics/newton laws thingo.
wah. revision cuz last year we just breeze through the topic.....
she give us the test ppr, two set on fri and complete by sat.
then chiong till 11 on fri nite.
mrs ngiam got this adidas shirt, behind there write :"i like men chasing after me"
if not wrong...
then aft her lesson, ppl argue whether the class T is branded or not branded.
whatcha wanna be? walking advertisement board for adidas?
if brandless is cheaper, got more colour option.. then money-wise speaking, go get a no brand one lah. then zhen wei said this: "we take the branded one, then those who dun want the branded class t can opt out" tmd. a bit the very self-centered. yar. u rich guy... then the poor ppl how? jamie then said abt taking the correction fluid go make the adidas logo himself...
he seems very pissed off by zhen wei....
then later ppl celebrate joesph b'day, by hanging is bag on the tree.
then later go play BB. i suck at it. idk the rules

later gobuy lunch then go stalford tuition eng.
the lesson weird weird one. like the teacher suffer some trauma or wat....
then go library. camp there.

go home, do compo.
then dad go iron the clothes...
we need attend "relative" [those who dun cared abt the paralysed grandma in ren ci] one of their wedding banquet. oh. it is the christian one...
my uncle is like giving in to his wife all the time... cuz she is 'pms disaster. maybe menopausing'
sitted at table 18... with my second aunt, the one with her for-show-but-no-use-daughter.
oh. her daughter wants to go taiwan... and err wanna change sch. downgrade.... cuz easier mah...
she is really dumb leh. she complain so much, make her parents life so hard... she want change sch... go write an application letter urself.

i hate dressing up for those wedding occassion. go wear those clothes... like working in office... like MR ANG!!!!.

joke: the monk ming yi had actually ran away, then mr ang go there, cut botak and pose as ming yi... no wonder he nvr come sch.

so yar the cousin wedding... the sitting arangment a bit classic. christian and non-christian... left and right. then that "hui zhen" -[HZ, that spoild daughter of my aunt, wanna change sch tat one]
she came... with the hair... a bit like gangster like tat. not feminine at all. all the time she act tomboy... now also. she got her father genes to act "big" like serve food to ppl.
lets face it. at that table... she was serving out food to one unknown person... there is three unknown person at table 18. throughout the whole banquet, i was...smsing. yar. bored leh.

dad commented tat they very little friends...and told me tat friends are impt... cuz if u got wedding, can leave it to the good freinds to help u organise... and make videos...
and err. a lot of food wasted.... ppl in afica starving... i feel guilty.

so start with the easy stuff first.
i noticed tat chopsticks are not user friendly. especially with tofu... so ah ma say go get spoon.
idk why adults drink the bitter bitter alcohol... ah ma drank it when she was 2. a chopstick of it. she said it was "spicy". i drank when i was 8. at wedding dinner, mistaken the wine for ribena... then 1 gulp of it... dad just watch.. no action. uncles were all sit and laugh. then made those pon and zi remarks abt the bride and ah ma.... seriously. the gown horh... very heavy... maybe got metal inside.

so now the menu... to be commented.
[i took the menu home]

1. roast suckling pig cold cut combination
-the first dish... with the pig skin and little meat one... then got the fried bopiah... i like tat a lot. then got the mini sotong in some sweet sauce and the duck.... and the spicy cuttlefish....

2. sauteed scallop and cuttlefish in x.o. sauce
the brocolli with the scallop and cuttlefish. got chilli so nvr eat much. eat only the vege.

3. deep-fried sesame prawns with chef's signature sauce.
oh this one i wanna comment. it is like a piece of prawn cutlet....
take a prawn, un-shell it, leaving only the tail portion... then take the knife, cut the prawns along the black colour vessel on its back. remove the long long offals.... and repeat this with the flesh.
add ur flour mixture and then flatten it. add the bread crumbs thingo and sesame seeds... fry it. then should get the piece of prawn cutlet... [ i can cook yeah! nxt time try. ]

4. braised shark's fin broth with golden mushrooms and crab meat
5. stewed sea cucumber and black mushroom with lettuce in oyster sauce
6. steamed marble goby in hong kong stlye
7. the house special roasted chicken
8. stewed e-fu noodles
9. sweetened red bean cream with lily bulbs and lotus seed

4, 5 and 6 is the standard dish....i too full to touch the chicken. so cannot comment. the noodle not bad. but one aunty said a bit oily. and for the last dish.... maybe i drinking FnN orange so my red bean taste like green bean.

now still full. eat too much le. the bridegroom got prob opening the champange...tight cork.
and the standard blessing..... live long, forever together, and multiply...
fixed format.....

gah no more.

syf... we got bronze...
i knew tat the judge dun like me
there was one elderly lady staring at me when i raise my head after bowing.
she like my pri one chi teacher. like i forgot to pass up homework like tat.

this year the syf, alot ppl got silver or bronze.. haiz... "someone" not happy leh
then heard tat ah ma they all got
gold with honour
win liao lor. nygs.... gah...

we lack ppl.
we lack props.
we lack $$$
and judge dun like us.
so get bronze is okay lah.

jia yi taking this very hard.
gah. not the first time something happened and the outcome was not wat u expected.
he expected a gold. or at least a silver.
to get a silver would be nice...

at least the police nvr get us...
COP. cert of participation.

then the thing tat came to my mind was tat
"wu lao shi" might leave us.
becuz she said be4. she dun want stay and see ppl face colour.
the sch want her produce gold.
then if cannot. someone in sch will give her "tat face" to make her feel guilty.
if she leave, then we GG le.
the outside trainers are cruel lorh.

then smsed her... ask if she can stay in zhonghua... then she say she will consider
please. stay okay. those jnr need u.

another case where u sit there and all u can do is watch how it unfold...
like another funeral...
this time is the dunno whether to laugh or cry type.

tmr got 2.4km run... it is RUN not jog.... math calculation had proven that it is impossible to jog at a speed to pass this test.

then it is to me.... the annual put-to-test-ur-cheating-skills.
if u can cheat...
u can make it...
anyone wants to cheat together???

gah... weird habits come again... the moment impulsive lost appetite... and go listen to chi songs...
this indicates something wrong le....


heard on bus... jnr are singing it on the way back from syf.


this song want to edit very easy...

oh chi oral got 33/40 dunno whether real or not.
gah. got geog on fri.

i got a god-sister.
han wen.
if i nvr remember wrongly, the contract says "term and condition-less"

gah. i going siao. listening to chi songs again and again...
test for average got b4. cuz got syf...
sainz.

den did chem prac ytd. alone... scary arh. one person only. can hear the fan and stuff.
then got 2.4km on thursday...
why run when u have taxi?

for those ppl who believe in that there is spirit in ppl...
if really got horh.. then the more u should laugh during a funeral.
so apparently the dead guy is some1 who is ur ancestor.
who loves u a lot
dun want to see u sad.
if there is really spirits...
that dead fellow would be sad, to see all his decendants crying and weeping over his death
and also unable to alleviate their grief..
u dun let the dead guy rest in peace....
so laugh at the funeral.
tell jokes.

27 more days to ah ma b'day... presents are non-existant
the normal jokes...

what the... =.=
me reply: *toot*
...
SO LAME LAH
TSK

gah... got geog test, bio test again...
die le lah.
wa kao eh.
kns.

gah... lets listen to one more song then go sleep.
very bad habit.... tsk...

so today had SYF...
at 11am, go drama. then put on make up...
mine do till damn thick... cuz like damn fun...
many ppl come and help me add stuff on my face...
thanks. appreciated.
then look not bad larh...
han wen say i need a lot of make-up as my face very white...
{ later we see someone even more white then me at the stage there... jealous }
so we put on our costume... played with the wheel chair... more make-up.
later go toilet...
jia yi peed on the costume then actually plan that i be the "bad guy" but in the end he spills the bean...

so on the bus, we had some rest then we reached there...
when we were there wu lao shi gave us more make-up...
rehearse, play a little, then go in stage...
we saw ming li.
the guy last time at the drama camp when i was sec one.
he also in charge.
then he say we blur blur one... the teacher nvr give out instruction properly.
so we first to perform....
so perform lorh.
at first a bit hectic...
jia yi and me, we walk wrong...
then later i go side curtain... the light very blinding, then hit the thing a little.
later at then end, the ending pose, my leg cannot balance, then drop... die le.
but overall. no regret...
then later we go third storey watch them perform.....
the jnr all very good, they all got lots of energy... and seriously very touched that they do so well.

the rest of the sch, are quite good, cuz they got ppl and lots of props. but some a bit abstract.
so yar... pray beh.
then at the audience seat, han wen help me remove my make-up..
today i owe her a lot.
ah. there very cold...
i not easily warm my seat then want me to change seat... errr... no.
so in the end, we seat behind jin yi they all.
our theme is simple.... our life sucks...
then mdm zhang go ask other sch abt our performance... some grp of girls...
then they say the role "zhou cu" was significant.
i feel happy.

so we took our stuff and left sch.
upon reaching sch, we pack stuff then do reflections... so jia yi start first then his eyes became watery... when my turn came... it is like last speech.
so before saying... yar. cry le.
for the sec 1 and 3, i'm really sorry, i dun have time to interact with u guys, to know ur name well enough.
then for the sec 2 and jia yi leh...
i will write letter. personally.
then i save a master copy also lah... my work leh.
gah. eyes hurt from crying.
then later got mass hugging session. everyone... hug hug... [only our cca do this]
and photo taking.

gah. history repeats itself. up-there really dun like me... if i treat ppl weel/nice, then it is like automatic something bad happen to them, or their family. kns. a few times le. sadly ah ma is not an exception. but up-there very merciful this time.... wat is seriously wrong arh? like when be4 pri sch... one very close uncle from the maternal side died.... wah lao eh.
ppl in the 20 experience lots of funeral, cuz the relative they know, is like at the age of "time to go" then me leh??? a bit early and a lot of rounds horh.... kiam pa-ly unfair.

ah ma. jia you for tmr SYF. cry ur heart out beh!

gah. go sleep le.

yeah today trial stage...
then horh, i missed the chem SPA. die le.

so had test... eng then chem... wth.
reach there, stay in shelter wait while hunag xin do make up.

then later enter the place.... wah remind me of the NLB the stage we use for TS07.
then prac lor.
yong quan use the light thingo for the first time... then arrage table... walk the stage then no more. two time run. 1 hour there. 1 min is $2...

we go there in big bus, come back in small bus, so stack up props.
then later go back drama studio, self prac.
gah. tiring leh...
tmr die le...

gah. dun lose voice...
the tv show. tmr last episode... gah... the tension a lot the tmr episode all resolve...

cl teacher say must relax, then be open... "fang kai zi ji"
a bit bad idea. i really cannot do that... will get into trouble one.
i will rather be inactive... then be too active...
gah. kiam pa. try lah... to be more "fang kai" if too dangerous then dun do it le.

tmr...
8.10-9.10 eng test.
9.40-11.00 chem test.
11.00-??? cca.
wah. i die le.
then called yong quan to find his chem teacher, tell her abt the change, then go find ms yep, at 2t1 class the back.

now time for pic.... pic n story.

so today got PE... then [yan] wei ting her face damn red... remind me of yan ci, my mam who owe me my pension and salary.... her face tat time also very red after playing at the beach during TS outing...

then also dinner got this one day old pig trooter or leg segment....

jia yi featuring himself as deceased... the funeral where they put the clothes at the chair there.
the real dead bird...monthly, i will see something like this. then this one is the Lee Guo Huang.... the one in grey shirt one... the guy who ppl once called him "mo peng" course of his face... then got a daughter born this or last year.

yar. end show....

the crappiest hmk... chiong through.... the bio tys.
within 2hr...
HoRrIbLe handwriting...
finally finish. except essay.
then on tv. watch the 10pm-11pm show. now watching...

gah. tmr the show nice le...
eng test and chem on thurs. then later syf...
i die le...

yar. my Amath test die le... now i finding a good place to jump.. i want a good fengshui type...
then phy test, the class msg is like c5...
i die le.
then eng test on thurs morning. died-ed
skipping chem test [actually thurs] till monday.
ytd, the pricipal taught us Emath.
ms noraini say the SS test no good. we die le.

no point treating life seriously, cuz no one gets out alive.

then on the lighter side....
-and da bao if you think this tagboard makes you strain your eyes, go see 210 class blog the tagboard.
-you'll love it
12 Apr 09, 07:27 PM

yar true... the entirely white tagboard. really nuts liao lor.

today i very random so lets do some dumbo quiz.

You Are Dare

You are outrageous, adventurous, and wild. You live to have fun. You are all about taking risks and pushing limits. You love the rush of doing something forbidden. Like most daring people, you are highly intelligent and creative. That's why you get bored so easily. You need a lot of stimulation and novelty in your life. You aren't satisfied with the mundane.

You Are Mind

If you dream it, then you can do it. You are very mentally sharp and strong. You enjoy challenging yourself both at work and with studies. You love mastering difficult tasks. You thrive in new environments, even stressful ones. You are able to study everything objectively. You have a upbeat attitude, and won't be deterred easily. You are open minded and optimistic about the future.

i very good at lying.

You Are Not a Jerk

You treat everyone as fairly as possible. You think it's important to be good to people. You may feel like being rude at times, but you hold back. You are civilized. While you are considerate, you don't go overboard. You only show others the same respect you'd expect. Those who want to take advantage of you may accuse you of being a jerk, but in truth, they're the real jerks!

lies lies lies lies.... tats why it is dumb.

Your Body is 11 Years Old

Your body is younger than it should be. Congratulations! You're taking good care of yourself, and it's definitely paying off. Whether it's by accident or by choice, you're living a very healthy lifestyle. Keep it up, and you're likely to live a long, vibrant life.

should be 7 lah. bastardo...

You Think Objectively

Your brain works best when you are able to think in steps. You like procedures and routines. You are good at staying focused and on task. You are excel at developing workable solutions to difficult problems. You simply look at the facts. You have an excellent memory, and you are a quick thinker. You can sort out what's important from what's not.

lah lah lah... the quiz is all wrong... blah blah....

i will do magic. in two test... i'll show how siao i am.

You Are Very Mature

Even though you may not always feel like it, you're a full fledged adult. And while everyone should be as mature as you, most people aren't!

You Act Like You Are 7 Years Old

You are a kid at heart. You never quite really grew up. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. Playful and fun, you bring a lighthearted attitude to every part of life. You're a little irresponsible, but your charm makes up for it (in most cases)!

one time only. and accurately get 7 years old... see. i can do magic...
now do again. without the kiddy mindest.

You Act Like You Are 30 Years Old

You are a thirty-something at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! You're responsible, wise, and have enough experience to understand a lot of the world. You're at the point in your life where you understand yourself pretty well. You are figuring out what you want... and how to get it!

okay... error somewhere... last time was only 21.. now is 30... within one year, i aged 9 years... very funny lor.

You Are 20% Normal About Sex

When it comes to sex, you're definitely a freak. You're entirely abnormal. And you're probably quite wild. Don't let your weird ways get your down. Embrace them! No one is as sexually normal as they pretend to be. Not even close.

ee. so i not normal lor... *wah* *cry* *go get tissue* - wth.

You Are Going to Hell

Going to hell is fine with you. You're not sure if you even believe in hell. And if there is a hell, it's probably a pretty fun place! You rather be stuck with the troublemakers. Life is short, so why wouldn't you live it up? Being good is incredibly boring. You're not going to miss out on anything in life... even if you have to lie, steal, or cheat to get it.

really arh? orh. i go pack my baggage first horh. i catch the next going-to-crash plane. wat was the plane? SQ006... orh. i think next flight nicer.

You Are 70% Evil

You are very evil. And you're too evil to care. Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.

see. got decrease... wat does this means? IMPROVEMENT! -i am SO kind.

gah, go sleep le.

my chi horh...
too many wrong words.
then kanna minus marks.
shit.
13/20
die le.
this time round the test no good.

then thurs got syf...
fri also...
then my chem test becomes early test.
shit.
i die le.

tmr got Amath test. pray dun cock up...
amithaba.
feel the lord light
{ still got wat prayers? }

gah. clear my mind lah.

Dicky"張衛健的主題曲"專輯的歌~也是小魚兒與花無缺的片 尾曲

超人 lyrics

明明是一个脆弱不堪的灵魂
却为你心甘情愿变身为超人
爱的筋疲力尽
才明白我并不是无所不能
也许因为我的天资不够
算不出来什么时候会分
肉体凡身
凭什么想要你爱我一生

逝去的青春
就像我们
曾经留给对方的伤痕
两个人无话不说
再到最后陌生
我想我都可以去忍
路上的灯看著我们
冒著雨在情节里飞奔
希望有个人
能明白我的眼泪和我的后半生

陪著你走过五彩斑烂的世界
不代表我就拥有过你的一切
谢谢你的告别
可以带给我这么多感觉
也许因为我的天资不够
体会不到你对我的体贴
但是可能你对我
并没有那么了解

逝去的青春就像我们
曾经留给对方的伤痕
两个人无话不说
再到最后陌生
我想我到可以去忍
路上的灯看著我们
冒著雨在情节里飞奔
希望有个人
能明白我的眼泪和我的后半生

曾经站在大雨中等了又等
为了你安慰连我越气愤
你说甜蜜离开我马上引火烧身

那段青春就像我们
曾经留给对方的伤痕
两个人无话不说
再到最后陌生
我想我到可以去忍
路上的灯看著我们
冒著雨在情节里飞奔
希望有个人
能明白我的眼泪和我的后半生

原来我一开始就陷的那么深

wah today almost cut off my finger..
i go take fork and spoon, then sis take the knife...
lucky moving hand slowly. or finger gone case le.
i am lucky! must go buy 4d.

i hate racist ppl,
i hate ang-moh

i hate ppl diebeliving in their religion
i hate ppl who pray.

a bit addicted to these contradiction jokes.

-Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
yar. true. so dun be commited to living a serious life and be mature. play play a little more.

ah ma changed her blg skin.... then say something wrong with her.
*her mentality suffer everytime we chat.*
unlike xi yun who suck the happiness out of ppl... i more pro.
i suck ppl life / blood out of them.
[ go blame the receptionist at the IMH couneter. she give always give me a two way ticket in and out of imh. ]

mum side, the real ah ma a bit sick.
stroke + sick.
i dun wanna see any funeral this year. not at o lvl period. *

okay watching news.
got this europe pregnant lady... jump in polar bear cage..
how dumb can ppl get? believing polar bear are not dangerous.
it is a BEAR.
Big
Enormous
Annihilation
Reckless

then ppl export drugs... put in the t shirt the strip.
-clever. now they getting more pro.

how siao can i get?
-very.

syf nearing... i can sense the deep shit feeling.
if praying helps. i'll pray. but it doesn't.

gah. now i driving myself nuts.
crap.

test die le...
e math - flop it cuz damn careless.
bio -the flower look like wind pollinated cuz pendulous filament. then kanna. the experiment is really dunno.
physic -wah. a few qn dunno how to do. give it a 15 mark gone lah.

die le lorh... must stop watching too much anime/tv/sproff

kanna sai. cannot watch the new episode of SP. {Ta Ma De}
give me a 2 sec video showing a pic of another website.
wth.

good friday.
done this...
-chi compo
-eng compre + summary
-chem wrksht [anyhow do]
-bio note [stop at starting of meiosis 2]

left SS wrkbk, [forgot bring home ss TB] then still got newsppr summary.
then phy wrkbk and TYS... dunno how to do... go read TB first. tmr do.
kanna sai lah... go feed fish.

yeah. titanic man. it is so nice. got it into my phone...
that movie seriously damn nice lor.
gah. part one is here



then part 8 and 9 abit wrong for those pure ppl. no wonder it is nc16
but can imagine lah. so not much...
i like the theme song a lot...
then also go find the saturday tv programme song



then this is the show i watch from 10-11pm on weekdays.


like the "jin pai bin ren" mordern version...
go sleep le.

wah. SYF.... kiam pa....
this thingo made ah ma had cca for like entire of next week.
so she will not go on msn.
then i will be bored.... no one to talk to.

good time to be evil now.
gah. one week again.
time to let go le. dun wanna be so dependant.
heng it is a "like."
mental-offline sys. ready

wah. today nite. head damn giddy. then headache like no blood like tat.
so much for shen xian-ing. win liao lor. now be real shen xian. real die.
i dun plan to die today nor tomorrow. so no dumb car is gonna get me.
"up-there" always miss me. good.

morning got performance, to the sch our SYF ver. 1 skit.
apparently got ppl laugh. not bad not bad. then ernest commented that he understands it. haha.
in morning, the eldds ppl took the key to drama studio. wth.

ja. no restricition. is gonna be fun.
yeah.

eng class watch titanic. so much for that NC16 show. quite nice one leh... 'nudity' something a bit numb to liao.

i hate those people who lost their roots and their culture
i hate chinese too.

i hate racist
i hate ang-moh.

21 century life motto.

gah. watch the tv programe from 10-11pm, the channel u one.then sleep le.

actually today got very nice convo with ah ma... but sadly. no hard nor soft copy.

so i get preview when ah ma is slightly "out of her mind"
i was telling her i doing chi compo. 2 more para.
then after few sec, she asked if i finished.
"u done?'
repeatedly for a few times.
very entertained / amused.

my msn hate me.

QUEEF.
-a slang..... known as pussy fart....

wth.

i feel "pure" now.
but can meh? like by theory...

can hate SP. for this,

april fool day...

we pranked ms tan soo lan, go change class with e2 ppl. then prank ms ho, and we hide behind the class window. then scare her.

mr ang prank was the door thingy.... the door will have a bamboo pole dropping out, then pulled back by string so tio scared only..... wen tao kanna it at first... his rxn is hillarious. the scared look...
the originally we sit at the road, we bring our chair out.... then the whole sch looking at us...
later we move to the back of the class again, at the "ms ho prank" then mr ang came, then we greet him outside class. later zhen wei give signal in class, coughed, then ppl head on the table for quite some time.... mr ang a bit amused/mad.

i got back the soft toy.... with the help of "arte of postphonee"

ah ma commented abt samuel lim aft reading his blg
-he no life
-like her jnr
-the weird weird ppl.

then the standard convo ending.... quite amusing type.

...dun do anything dumb
stay locked inside your room
guai ^^

life is epic.... i like it tat way.

then during april fools day.. i heard kai lun said something like " so malu, so lame..."
ppl horh... grow old horh, like lao aunty, when they no longer know how to enjoy life... live ur life, more open lah... give urself more freedom. cuz if u were to die tmr, there is no time to be lame and play around anymore...

want me to be the old person, very mature like tat....
- in ur dreams. dream. dream....

gah. go do chem.