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I Shall Focus On Being An Excellent 小白脸 Now
Saturday, February 28, 2009
stupid com.... died on me again and again..... dunno wat error thingy, cannot on com.... then when can on com, ah ma not online le...... i so gonna kill the com genie if it has one..... so sorry ah ma..... *a bit bad cuz like tell her that 10pm come online, then aft nvr appear....* stupid com.....
blast it...
got new phone... yeah.... a bit the getting used to it.... at least it is 8GB... good. now i can put My sassy girl into my phone... then can watch while on my way home....
ah ma tmr not online cuz packing for OBS..... will miss u ah ma!!!! now i'll spend this time reading the manual for the new hp. i seriously have a personnal prob with touch screens.... fingers too cold.... phone no detect or something....
very pissed now..... haiz....
50% real / 50% fake 10:55 PM
lets say i a bit the picky... or very mah fan. during cl, it is like kim [kimberly] was a little kiam pa with her "whack ur nose" attitude... then later she sms me for my hotmail, so as to add on msn.... err. can a bit the more brain? like err, go on the net, ask ppl, then self search for wat u want? like i got to ur class blog in 10 mins?
it is very simple.... err go ask jia ying for mine then..... if u want.... very direct.... yar.... it is good, but a bit too sudden, so ppl have suspision ya know? *follow crayon shin chan fave line* -"u not going to abduct me isit?"
long time nvr watch that show le... then now trying to copy stewie griffin line- "victory is mine" now family guy became a litle sexed up... a lot of using "sex as a form of payment" episode. and it pissed me off a little, cuz can guess the plot le.... no fun.
last night hardly sleep much... then got this idea that "this is gonna be a long nite" sucky arh....
now i got this to complete: -chi letter. -bio test [need study] - would be good if : did bio journal and bio wrkbk. and chem wrksht.
i seriously hate sec 4. can die one.
50% real / 50% fake 10:44 AM
Friday, February 27, 2009
oh it is like nxt for the entire week, ah ma go OBS.... omg. that is going to suck so much....... gah.... it will be so sian.... then ah ma was commenting about not using her phone for 5 days.. i got HDB. Handphone Dependant Behaviour. without HP, i will like so die.....
maybe it is a good time now to go and hibernate for like a week or somthing...
sleep.
50% real / 50% fake 10:48 PM
Thursday, February 26, 2009
family guy roc.
left arm damn pain.... so is like :"un-usable"
ah ma started counting her "swear words" with "walao" counted inside 38.... and trying to reduce... poor thing, need to stop swearing.... thanks to her piano teacher....
phy test okay lah....
now sleep.
50% real / 50% fake 10:32 PM
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
wah the secondary sch life... fail two test till date.... and both test that i failed is surprisingly.... MATHS! a bit weird lah.... score the highest and still can fail...
emath probability test: 11/23... failed... mr ang said he was surprised...
i failed becuz -no due to careless mistake -mis-interpret qn -think too much -where is common sense when u needed it?
wah.... sian ah... pray Amath dun cock up... [ then my mum was saying that i will as if pray for anything...]
today rain like siao. then lend one old aunty my umbrella. cuz is like got three old ppl. one guy, two female. then the old guy was like ferrying one lady to the interchange from the bus stop first, then he should be like returning to ferry the other lady. so me and zeke there.... so we were there.. saw this....then i lend the old lady my umbrella. then me and zeke share...
i got a thing or two towards old ppl. cuz liek they so old le.... respect and help them lah...
then be4 that got one fat man came to me and zeke, ask for umbrella. so ungrateful... i dislike this type of ppl. very asshole.... " boy u got umbrella. lend me, i go opposite only..." i dun pity u, nor wanna help u asshole!
bio lesson dissect flower... nice... ah ma said it was saddist....
then got a little cold from the rain... ah ma say go drink ginger soup...... then i got qn..... which one is the ginger, potatoe, garlic? they look a like to me...
tmr got physic test... on pressure.... no wonder i feel pressurized.
ah ma b'day on the 18 may.... good. so can ask for big present and compare present.... after causing her to fall over the boke and tear her pants... i "think + feel" a present is needed....
gah sleep le.
50% real / 50% fake 9:58 PM
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
now i got a splitting headache.... god damn it.... very pain..... seriously speraking, 7 years old kids dun get headache, but i'm getting it le....
from my ah ma: [too bad i really treat you like 7 yr old =.=]
this line explains really a lot...
wat really grind my gears: - when u on the net, then got a advertisement window pops up then it show the error, 404 thingy, cuz the advertisemnet website could not be found.... wtf...
- ppl who i have to "censor" a lot of word during convo.... thus i prefer talking to my ah ma.... i can skip the censorship part a lot lor...
3. Having the gentleness, wisdom, or tolerance often characteristic of maturity.
ohh..... woah.... or in the singaporean context, can be considered as "bo chup" [heck care]
today got the talk on bullying.... if really really die, die black and white follow these rules, then every singaporean is a bully. cuz it is dumb. seriously, this whole thing is just dumb.... it is down right pathetic....
F*** you..... -so are u suppose to be going to ur mummy now crying that u saw this on a blog? -then apparently the mummy also is not "mellow" and go lodge a complaint... -the police get work up, find this guy... -then go court and all those crazy procedures just to administer some form of punishment.
wat ppl should really do is to be more "bo chup" to this kind of things.... these rules and law, work well for u... IF u r rich... and seriously "eat till full, nothing better to do" .... if u really are that type of ppl, then u seriously dun have one thing all the ppl from the poor to the rich ppl have.... COMMON SENSE.
thus by common sense theorem, it is okay to break the rules, do wat u want, just as long as u dun get caught..... [ go blame the mediacorp show, for the chi drama night on monday, the mulan show.... they taught me this line ]
there is nothing as good or evil.... it is more of how the society view an action, deciding its degree of good-ness.... if there is no good and evil, then there will be no "up-there" or "down-there"
if u believe wat will happen, it will happen. so moral of the story: dun believe in retribution.
gah.. got phy to study...
50% real / 50% fake 7:53 PM
Monday, February 23, 2009
wah sian ah.... emath test like tio flop like that.... screw it... then tmr got amath...
Gundam 00 season 2 episode 20: a bit the sad lah... cuz the anew died.... then lockon got like prob like that.... just shoot it lah.... or grab that person liao... save the person then do ur sweet talk... and do it by force lah... then got this private moment for them two.... -we really understood each other
then my FAMILY GUY wun load.... wah lao eh....
the up coming test is alot lor....
physic this thursday amath tmr eng and chi next week. then chem and bio also then bio and chi on monday. chem on wed.
i am like so pissed off. kna sai. lah.....
cldds is now like want me to fake my personality and emotion one... then the teacher say i'm suppose to act as a "pure" person.... wah lao eh... so hard lah.... -pure- she kee siao liao..... i will die from this personality disorder thingy...
ah sian arhhhh.... peik cheh.
50% real / 50% fake 6:52 PM
Sunday, February 22, 2009
tmr got emath test... on probality... P( this OR that) = ??? + ??? P( this AND that)= ??? x ??? then got... P( two ppl draw, this and cannot that)= 2(???x???)
sian ah...
today almost kanna killed by car... stupid car.... no sound one... then also i ws damn distracted... by something... i was thinking abt how bad i treated my ah ma during TS 2007... then that stupid car came...
lucky it slowed down.... or else really die le...半日仙 dun mean wun get killed by cars... then ah ma still can "lol" upon this..... she pro lor...
my perception of heaven (if have lah) is like.... i go "up there" then i see the "invisible man" .....for that few minutes, he is not "invisible" then he ask me if i got bring the EZ link card for identification... cuz his "super computer"-that tally up ur good and bad deeds, decides whether u go up or down is not working (according to mr goh the pri 3 sci teacher)..... then i will look down at my body, pause for a while and realise that my ez link not with me... and got no cash... so end up not going to heaven thus nvr really "die"
ur life flashes past in front of ur eyes (near death experience) - all i saw was the old cinema uncle telling me that i underage and cannot go see my own life movie...
then for "down-there" it is like there is one ERP in the SG version of hell. then got one car park metre saying that the carpark is full. since it is full, means hell is also full, so no point cramping with the other ppl to bid for a place in hell. SG are kiasi and kiasu.... when they see it is all taken up, left the no good place, they rather no have it. cuz no point mah... fighting for something u already lost....
ah ma going OBS next next week for five days... *dreadful*.... no lah... kidding... but still *very dreadful*.... five days leh...sian arh.... then the Tudou that host Family Guy dun like me... including the entire website very slow.... then ah ma said go tudou (soil-bean) during noon is the fastest... o.o really arh? tmr go try... but tmr watch Gun. 00 season two episode 20 first...
tmr got mr ang lesson... we all die le... then tues. need go see the SYF stage.... then the VP decides that we perform in sch then go SYF...
wat is spinach? is it one of those multiple allergy vege like beans? -cuz ah ma said she kinda irritated by this vege...
sleeping soon.
50% real / 50% fake 9:38 PM
Saturday, February 21, 2009
learning to live wit a slow com... tats the book ah ma need now... yes! i found a website to watch family guy.... it rocs.
50% real / 50% fake 4:18 PM
Friday, February 20, 2009
gah. dad was talking about the shop and the bank loan... for the next 6 year.... life will be very tight with $$$ then another 16 years after that, it will be better then then 6 years then after that, everything is sit back and relax....
still. 6 years is like kind of long... gah.... live through it lor... at most the bank acount tio wipe out nia.... but still can survive one lah... it is hard to do math when the no. is in thousands... dad like planning for his retirement le... he dun trust the retirement funds...
bio spa... i learnt how to cook lotus soup and peanut soup.
yes! ah ma got msn le... *joy*
ah. very tired... sleeping soon. aft an episode of SP
50% real / 50% fake 10:21 PM
Thursday, February 19, 2009
geog test = can write then write... cannot write out then too bad lor
then today sign the ppr, on how many subjects u take for o lvl..... wah. stress.
met randy at the bus stop.....
then bio spa we were toying around, cuz finish in advance... NaOH removes iodine stain.... then err ke ming was coking his lotus soup, mix the peanuts and everything into the beaker with hot water...
then later reach home, ah ma sms-ed me, asking me how to cry.... err. think of sad sad things lor... u can try the adma khoo the motivation thingy... think of ur parents so old le working... then u still play play... then if they die, u nvr had the chance to say good bye... then all those emo stuff again and again.... cuz ah ma nned to cry for her cca.... the teacher is sicko lor.... why pick on my ah ma? like nothing better to do... anti ah ma abuse campaign... ah ma com had went to west heaven, so she cannot go msn for long long time... now being fixed....
GM food -intro -controversy -advantage -disadvantage -if not GM....
then those are just main points... got sub points too... now geog had become kee siao!!!!! wah peik cheh.
HMK accumulation - phy [ TYS, WRKBK ] (must do) - bio note bk (optional) - tuition hmk (prdicted) - math hmk (predicted) - study for: Amath /Emath/PHY/BIO (sooner the better)
wah shit-te... sleep.
50% real / 50% fake 10:49 PM
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
seems like ah ma com is down... {seems like it..} poor item.
amath peer tutor.... teach jee yong.... then desmond i dun care le. he dun wanna learn then his business. err. too bad.
principle comes to class give "motivation talk" oh ho... very powder-full
today damn giddy...
boy... some ppl are really pathetic.... one way "play" only.... if go two way "play", then they demand some "comforting words" if u ever over-"played" with them. u want a show, i give u a show.... it is just pathetic.... u like those pointless thingy, emphasise so much on it, then by all means lor.....
show it all the time... kee siao ah..... need then use lah, that time then heck the results... lets do a little human sci...
dependant factor of mental block of physical capabilities. - till the day ah ma lose it, and really slap that[wong] wei ting, then maybe the mental block will be lifted for a short while.
gah got hmk
50% real / 50% fake 5:57 PM
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
gah today got the electrolysis... then lim go steal my copper.. then burn my coin. asshole then later got fire drill. sit in the field, + the hot hot sun... VP said is no good, then DC say good. then the VP use book cover his face from the sun.... when the P and the other VP both females are tolerating the sun.... a bit the very macho.
some ppl bring umbella. pro lor. ms ho said about certain ppl da bao MC to sch. then sch sell potato tapioca, and porridge... then sheng xun come to me to sell bread at two dollar. then play along, ask for $1... the price he bought the bread. i good at discount. [kind of] PE lesson tio sacrificed... for the fire drill li wen going for her post-v-day shopping
the newsppr talk abt DATE RAPE during v-day..... see lah... (following ms noraini) girls nvr learn. too trusting le... then have the perfect excuse to buy handcuff, to tie the guys up... dun mind giving into temptation.
it is really irritating to see but not touch.
ah ma said i very super stalker... i dun go orchard road just to see "ahem" free show... sam ng does that okay... http://www.thefreedictionary.com/stalker i am a xiao bai lian. the fire drill today made me tio sun tanned... see lah. destroy 10 days of effect from my SK2. need redo facial again.. haiz...
then under the sun, me and lim go siao, talk till very "off"
SG sacrifice pulau ubin to build giant electricity generating facilities. -the whole island tio deforested, then hell lots of lightning conductor. -SG will depend on the electricity provided by lightning during raining days. -then SG will be independant in terms of using electricity.
provided that: -u have a good battery, that could store so much power in such a short time -can create perpetual rain clouds -not blow up SG.
then when SG is electricity dependant: -oil import drops. [the oil producing countries tio screwed] -SG is cleanest country. recharge cars by electricity. -desalinisation of sea water is chicken feet, so SG not need import H2O. malaysia eco drop 10%
weapon side: - 3.5 Generation army all use electricity stuff. - no need bullet. - launch own satellite that can shot/ reflect laser beams - huge laser cannon thingy... depend on the lightningto recharge.
this is seriously how lame the males can get... but some of the lameness resulted in many great invention like the air plane.....
if the whole world, can be united as one.... no countries, no race, just one big nation of all humankind, then is like very easy to do things.
ur land is like fertile place grow crops, infertile land built housing then sacrifice an entire malaysia sized country, to create the lightning thingy. so lots of rainfall, storms at places near the equator.
but for that to happen is like damn hard lor. in good times, ppl are severely selfish, independant. but in bad times, ppl unite to fight a common enemy.
so if got some ufo come to earth, then the whole human race gather together, fight it off, then survive, then that time the spirit of unity will happen.
but still...
wait long long.
if humans are not selfish, there will not be world war 1 and 2...for our generation, we will be seeing the death of osama bin laden.[old age] not cursing anyone, but it is math.
eng lesson got the compo to read... the model compo is really very descriptive... and very filled with emotions... now i not in the mode to do this kind of compo nor read it. i wun appreciate it. next time beh. kee siao ah! want me to read this kind of things. unless u r a female, or else u wun feel about something so much.
things just happens, shut up accept it. a little whining is still accepteable. seriously i dun expect any form of sympathy... cuz really no point? the act of sympathy wun help the situa. so save those "comfort ppl" lines.
really amused by ppl who ask me qn whether i hate this "person" or not.... no. i dun. if play play, can like cut up someone nose with the spatula, then got intention to hurt someone will be like... shiok lah!
hate is like a very strong word. unless u want that person dead, then use it.... or else use dislike.... i now like very picky with words, like ms noraini like that. [ps i was not influence by her, it is a long term part of my speech le, just like the way i pronounce adipose as: adi-po-see ]
makan dinner with a cup of sprite.
50% real / 50% fake 6:48 PM
Monday, February 16, 2009
this is jayden... so cute. wanna pinch him, but will "xin tong" then ah ma commented it is hard to imagine that happening...
my dad pro lor sprite + ice cream [vanilla, choco, orea mint ] = ice cream float...
then he just eat it... OMG!!!! i also can... the gene of mixing food runs in this family. get used to it
haha. so (kind of) cute... her response.... haha... imagine ah ma acting cute
i am kind of a bad influence to many ppl in the world...
i trying to copy these lines for convo... but a bit the super unnatural
mam [yan ci] also got SYF. she acting leh... if on same day... then got fun le.... later she overheat on stage, then her face more red then the blusher... but their skit haven't compete yet... jia you mam!!! dun let sir down... *slap* "how many time must i tell u that u r my servant!!!"
ah ma com dun like her... and the internet connection too. then she tio influenced by me for this line--- "? item" dun like me. ----haha.
lookin at the childhood pic... my face had hardly changed. then cherp is one of my presch friends... *smack him*
gah sleep.
50% real / 50% fake 10:04 PM
today mr ang left the class very mad with us, cuz no one listening to his lesson. then ppl talking. then yan wei ting was talking to me... then lim say i contribute to the noise. tmr got nice show le.
hmk: -eng newsppr -bio wrk book -a math the peer tutoring ppr.
wah today receive the chem ppr. although is a1 on the dot... but still, depressing... depressed ah!!!
ah ma said "tian leng" is a - wu tai ju her piano teacher is kee siao. poor thing. at old age le... an ah ma.. then the teacher expect her to sit straight...
newsppr say, women live, longer then men, cuz they cry more... so just let it out.... just cry... no point following the tradition, put up a strong act, then reduce ur lifespan...
xiao yang asked how old i am... - i am 7 years old. cuz i playing with the metal strip......
han wen said that i, as a xiao bai lian, gigolo, not cute. who said xiao bai lian needs to be cute... old ppl like can le. dun be soo fussy.
cldds is like damn tiring lah... i also very pissed.
then for like err just listen only. ignore the pic.
then the lyrics... Nokosareta yume no ato fumitsukeru Kimagure na shinigami ga tachidomatta Surechigau boku wo miru tsumetaku
Oroka na tsumi wo Keshikakeru you ni Nobasareta te wo furihodoi ta
Fukiareru kanashimi ga Kono mune wo kasumete Ikutabi mo kurikaesareru mujou ni Kaere nai natsukashiki hibi sae mo nikume ta Bokura ni nani ga dekiru Kakagerareta eikou no imi nado Wakaranu mama
Kirisute te kita hazu no kankaku ga Yomigaeru reisei wo matoi nagara Kasoku suru iradachi wo kakushita
Kanjou nanka Yakunitata nai Dakedo kkoro ga oitsuke nai
Hangyaku no SHINARIO (scenario) ni Maiorita datenshi Naze kimi wa hikari no soto ni iru no ka Kizuita yo moshi boku ja naku umarete i tara Waratte irareta ka na Mushou no ai sono naka de Kodoku nado shiranu mama
Kyoushuu wo utsushidasu Tooi sora wo mitsumeta Donna ni negatte mo ¿? ni furerare nai
Makete itanda jibun no yami ni
Tachimukaeru daremo ga tatakatte iru Kienai kizuato wo kakae te
Fukiareru kanashimi ga Kono mune wo kasumete Ikutabi mo kurikaesareru mujou ni Ubawareta hakanaki hikari iki ta akashi wo Tsunai de donna hoshi mo Ukeire te boku wa ikiru Saigo no shunkan made
¿? = supposed to be *eien* I think, but it sounds like *kawa* instead
50% real / 50% fake 10:03 PM
seriously... must reflect for a while. nowadays really is like synchro for everyone to be happy, to see. for show.
traditionally speaking, my name is a joke... cuz like u r not suppose to have the same chi characters as ur ancestors.... then my "de" is the same as my grandfather... so traditionally speaking... it is kiam pa... so of course the ancestors won't forgive u.... cuz the gene of "not forgiving" runs in this family... so if there is really supernatural forces around, if there is, it will be like a curse.... but then, cannot hurt grandson, so kind of bounce off and harm those around their grandson....
-this is the best excuse for superstitous ppl if i was to be with them, and something bad happens.
being killed by a tv is somewhat funny. but it almost happened... but nvr... luck comes in when one is in deep shit.
how kee siao can i get? -very. a lot
joke: boy are u sure u got AIDS? -i am not just sure, but HIV positive. [ learnt from SP]
the practise for oral is another gag... teacher: are u a guy or girl? me: depends....
signs to indicate u are an elder brother: - ur younger sibling comes to u, drag u off the sofa, then u have to put down ur book. - brings u to the high chair of the baby, and points at the toy on it. - help him take the toy that is too tall for him to reach...
gah. jebez grow up fast... pri one le... but leh, i got the mentallity of treating him as a toddler. wait till the day he use some chim chim word, then tell myself he grow up le. then the jayden is like DAMN CUTE! among tat three kids, i like carrying that jayden... he damn active...it is fun lah... but if now suddenly got such a kid at home, then it is like good game. it will end up with my dad carrying the groceries bag, then my mum nothing, then i carry the baby.
having kids at home trains ur temper. cuz u dun want the baby to see u face black black. but leh... makes u feel u very old like that... cuz the baby of like ur knee height running around... oh! the baby busicuit for the toddler, when they grow teeth is very sweet. i eat a lot. the busicuit meant for my sis last time end up being eaten by me...
i learnt how to speak when i was three. so i find it acceptable that jayden, currently 1.5 years old can mumble out certain words, but not pronounce clearly.
the person who receives "first hand news" had changed. deadline met.
go home from tution, at the AMK hub, third storey, the lift behind the kpt... got this triumph bra advertisement.... i stare at it damn long... cuz the lift nvr come... the news say that the zhang zi yi bought undergarments for her guy... then like praising her like that... then if guy buy undergarment for girls... then some ppl critise as pervert... the world very unbalanced.
shit the com cannot connect to blogger... dun know who pull out the wire... o.o can le.
50% real / 50% fake 6:23 PM
Saturday, February 14, 2009
today is v-day... very "meaningful" -chionging chem -moan abt the tuition hmk -sleep on bus -go cousin house babysit him a while.
wah that jebez like grow up le.... he got the very brother brother impression to me now... kanna draggged around by his younger brother jayden... then the jayden damn cute... he auto-sit on my lap... he can mumble mumble... but not pronounce clearly.. jayden threw my uncle hp in the toilet bowl... pro
then my uncle returned home, give my aunt a rose with a box of strawberries....
then my mum said abt my dad... he and his plastic rose. wow! like father like son. i also support the idea of plastic roses... they last almost forever... take them down, wash them, clean them, and put them back again....
kiam pa but clever...
at least ah ma online... or else i damn sian le. then she go watch "tian leng" at like 11pm?
pending on bugging G2 ah ma.... then better not. later she ah ma-fy me.
haiz. sleep.
50% real / 50% fake 10:37 PM
You Are WTF?
As far as you're concerned, the internet is getting weirder and weirder.
And you're the type of person who can never look away, no matter how bizarre or gross something is.
No doubt about it, there are some pretty deeply disturbing people out there. And they are totally shameless!
You can't help but say, "What the f*?" There really is no other appropriate reaction.
ah ma said that "someone" said that i was a bad influence to her.... it seems like i'm a bad influence to almost everyone. as of that "someone" herself, is not a bad influence...
it is just tat ppl get hurt more physically or emotionally if overplay with me lor... like cherp peng like that..... still a little pai she for his cut, at the nose... lucky it is not deep. i am seriously like a walking disaster...
must follow the JAWS advertisement...just when u think it is safe to go back in the water.....
my version: just when i think i was sick enough.... my ah ma more sick then me... ah ma!! ps, throw away the penknife... the urge to see blood is like plain wrong.... other ppl blood lah... not urs...
if i ever go blood test, i can predict the results: blood type: A, B, AB, O [either one] high cholestrol: yes hypertension: yes white blood cell count: fail comments: -unknown substances in blood, may be responsible for a variety of allergy. doc comments: -that thing in u seriously dun appear to be blood.
u are so not going to poke ur metallic needle into me. my mum did not raise me to be a dart board.
u are not going to use the wooden stick to press down my tongue... i'm not putting an ice cream stick in my mouth when someone had already eaten all the ice cream.
doc: stop acting immature me: i'm 7 only, then wat u want?
go watch SP.
50% real / 50% fake 9:20 AM
Friday, February 13, 2009
ah ma recomended to watch this by her teacher.
wah youtube got the whole part leh... cool. still i prefer my sassy girl. [ watching now ] then the da dao li video that comes along...
ah sleep le.
50% real / 50% fake 10:35 PM
tmr is cherp peng b'day... 14 feb. then today celebrate... zeke give him a big big card. then i write my happy b'day wishing upside down. in class later playing handcock... then accident happened... i using the spatula to hit the shuttle cock.... then it slipped my hand... and hit cherp nose... go one cut.... lucky not deep. SORRY cherp...so sorry. today is black friday.... 13 feb.
liwen said that in JC need give everyone valentine gifts... really? meh? i dunno leh. my ah ma nvr tell me leh... reasons not to give is the same as my ah ma.
{qingxiao} says: ...if you give everyone you noe i think you're going to go seriously broke =.=
good grief... lucky i forget ppl easily.
will give gift if i meant it... come on lah. my dad genes k? we dun return presents... only my mom does...
sorry ern... in sch a bit the not in the right frame of mind. cuz like i seriously... not correct. pai seh...
my ah ma also nvr give presents cuz she broke... haha. then collect only...
50% real / 50% fake 6:26 PM
Thursday, February 12, 2009
i can guess. and my predictions are somewat accurate... checkmate. it is to test u.... so are u gonna chase the bait? both results is really no fun de. not much trill.
haiz... do hmk le.
50% real / 50% fake 7:41 PM
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
jing loon classic. during the dialogue session he go complain abt the intercom sys... he was pushed out of class. got saboed. then mr ang stop the ruckus.
the man came to fix the thing but the thing came back again can it be anyone playing with the thing?
ms ong the Principal then said that we vandalise it.... err. how? it is in the metal box. then jing loon, the "thing" represent different objects each line.
1. line: the thing = the intercom 2. line: the thing = the buzzing sound 3. line: the thing = the intercom
o.o it seems that qing xiao damn poor item [thing]. 14 feb, got piano lesson. cuz got piano test for grade 5.... she must stop jia you-ing later she get high cholestrol
go makan at the kpt at yishun. the western food. the aunty is very short, rather old le... then she say i go sit, later she deliver the food to the table. but leh.... be kind lah... old ppl leh... so i self service lor... then the table to the stall, quite a distance for her.
i like this comment:
{qingxiao} says: your split personality very extreme leh {qingxiao} says: the sun still up the time talk like 70 year old {qingxiao} says: the sun go down liao talk like 7 yr old =.= {qingxiao} says: wth...
haha. so funny. a bit wasted that she nvr tie her hair with the two pony tail today... cuz her mum say she will look retarded.
my ah ma spenting 14 feb with ther piano teacher... jia you!!!! haha.... my ah ma pro.... very pro.
9 Feb 09, 04:43 eh: sct rmb put fertiliser on ur hair...spring liao...eutrophication=algae=green=spring! 9 Feb 09, 04:36 ern: haha the song very funny. 9 Feb 09, 04:36 ah: darn...it's just sct... 9 Feb 09, 04:35 ZOMG: ITS SNOWING IN SINGAPORE!
now he no longer that square for PE. then ern wanna redraw the idea of the "primitive ver. of badminton"... cuz some ppl, he says, not happy with it.... whatever lor. it is PE nia... not anything damn important.
got sian of something... nvr.
50% real / 50% fake 5:46 PM
Monday, February 09, 2009
Title : Trust You By : Yuna Itou
i want this song... i want to see my ah ma when she tie up her hair with the two pony tail damn high.... [ah ma take a pic okay?]
i a bit the over did emath.. then at 10.30 pm ah ma go sleep le... stupid probability...
k... wait till march... why everything wait till march one? like South park season 13 also say march...
wait lor... apparently no way to get the full song.
[yan] wei ting was like saying how eating papaya make the *b00bs* bigger... okay... that's something new...
something is before, during and after, i will still say:" it look like the airport runway.
duck rice dun go well with oats flakes... only chicken rice do.
gah sleep le.
50% real / 50% fake 10:20 PM
wah need to comment on something... wat i say at nite... is seriously cannot believe one... cuz that time is really like "offline" will say the craziest things...
bio score damn high... 30/35. but he rest of the class score damn high too. cuz mr chong very lenient to us.
so pai seh ah ma.... pai seh.... so must next time lock me up in a room at nite. then knock me out or something...
i dun see the big diff in the song and live..
50% real / 50% fake 4:56 PM
Saturday, February 07, 2009
item = thing qing xiao a bit the poor item. at 11 pm like that must go sleep. at weekend leh.... aiyoh.
that rascal flatts... -a bit fat. -voice very deep.
now like watching all the "live performance" wait till some song listen till sian then go listen new songs...
downloading -runnin'
a bit the slow. oh. it's done. sleep le.
50% real / 50% fake 11:35 PM
"ah ma" like doraemon. qing xiao real ah ma got msn... woah!
G2 ah ma = great^2 ah ma [xin zhuo] who call her act so much like ah ma
i like this one.
50% real / 50% fake 11:00 PM
haha. i look for half an hour then see the dolphine....
i seriously need go 'wash' my mind.
on the second thought.. no point.
50% real / 50% fake 7:24 PM
Friday, February 06, 2009
gah... got lots of hmk
phy -workbk -tys -wrk sheet
eng newsppr chi spelling bio journal [optional ]
so finnally test finish le....
i like staging one show after another... one fake act aft another...
xin zhuo is my great^2 ah ma. [great to the power of 2 x ah ma. cuz she is damn ah ma-ish ] cannot stand it. so it easier to call qing xiao -ah ma....
then noticed that sing along kind of de-stressing so from jesse mccartney to craig david to bullet for my valentine to akon to jesse mccartney again
qing xiao kind of down with flu or some sneezing thing.... why ppl so fast sick one arh? her b'day is 14 may 1994... so she "older".....
my "god" is in the details -so i very care abt the details. thus think more then enough to drive myself crazy.
i prefer: mini + mini = big then: big - mini = mini
yan ru say i have a 'mental block' to the amount of strength i have... okay. fine. watever
cldds is like...give up on script... i go natural. all the lines... peik cheh... the teacher say she create the script based on observation of our character... then she kind of see me as this character -very very good hearted. the good guy - and the positive moral values... the good guy type...
wah. i very hard to act. it is like totally opposite.. how to act? now i go natural... dun care the actual script lines. so make life easy for me.
aiyah. sleep le lah. cuz "ah ma" go sleep le.
50% real / 50% fake 10:29 PM
Thursday, February 05, 2009
chem is somewat sucky....
low bld pressure... sleep early...
noticed that i can do craz things... like need fast reaction, mobility...those run on adrenaline thingy... got a time limit...
15 mins....
so if wanna get into a fight with some ppl... must get it done in 15 min....
sleep le lah.. low bld pressure tonite.
50% real / 50% fake 10:04 PM
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
i think i will like this lor... cuz at nite got mosquito... *smack*
{qingxiao} says: ok good boy(: {qingxiao} says: *sounds so weird telling someone older den me that =.=*
u r my ah ma. lets face it... u are older... no need explanation. for explnation... it is somewhere in either one of the blogs...
moral: i nvr learnt anything from the social etiquette class. and they were rite abt this... da dao li of the day: ah ma [xiao qing] is not afraid of big eyes.... o.o
sleep le. tmr got chem and bio spa... pray that the potatoes work if got use potatoes... george carlin u better make sure it is not potatoes tmr... [ hope that praying to him works ]
topic: to sex or not to sex? - u wanna do it...do lor. both party agree. then ps f()ck ur brains out then. - if got 'big stomach' leh....good luck sucka.
notice my email... got one email. abt christianity.... "if u say no, delete this message" - this shows that some ppl really getting nothing better to do then to bug me with this topic.
i am now 7 years old... my ah ma says one. now xin zhuo will be called nanny... nanny! i am hungry
{qingxiao} says: *bangs head on table* - all i said that "poor thing" can be said as - poor item. cuz item = things. wats wrong? it is math.
gah uploading something...
50% real / 50% fake 5:21 PM
Tuesday, February 03, 2009
talking abt how xi yun died in plane crash when he go back to china...
Carmen says: u all sEems a little too high over it..
then carmen say i not in right frame of mind.... then xin zhuo said she lag.... yar lor... since when i got right frame of mind huh?
aiyoh ah ma!!!! [qing xiao] more self love lah please.... dun suka suka cut urself.... haiz....wanna *snatch away ur penknife*
sleep.
50% real / 50% fake 10:23 PM
PE lesson totally wasted.. it is like he really dun like our game lor... who wants a game that must be played only at a certain condition, certain place only???
handcock is like.... MOVABLE!. just need ppr ball, small one, some space.... no wind....an oppenent...and wah lah! done. ps dun be so boiled down to the rules.... rules are made to change to suit a game... he is like a little bit SQUARE.
the songs [it's over] kind of go well with [told you so]
the wedding game movie got one part where fann told christopher to stay away from her...12 inch... then christopher said his only 10.7 inch....
try measuring 10.7 inch.... or 10.7 cm..... that is long.... so are u going to " DEEp +hroa+ "? u will choke....
dun say i'm sick... say i'm more open minded.....
then jia chin suggested that i go out with another girl, to pissed of the one in sch 08^3..... -not doing that lah... not that free and bo liao.... -also need someone to act with me mah.... [ actually can find wong wei ting lor.... the acting not bad on leh..... a little synchro... ]
alighted 315, saw one old ah gong trying to cross the road... i crossed halfway, stood at the centre. then watched him.... he really looked like my real ah gong... then i see him there, trying to cross the road.... wait for all the cars really totally had left, the far away traffic light the car all gone, then he start to cross.
for a long time. i was concerned. for a total stranger to me. i really do not want to see anyone die in front of me.... i had enough of this 'funeral bussiness' le.
the cematory, the place where u burn corpse.... my mum said that she wanna go see how it is like.... then my dad say he go there till sian le.... once every three months.... then he sick of it... but got numb to it... okay. i got sick of it, but numb yet... can like die when i dun notice?
ppl got their own idols like jay chou etc etc... [t-orry xiao qing] then it is like they go become his fan.... find out about his life and all this.... eventually lose interest, and move on with this idol craze.... but none of them will ever expect anything like... -HEY UR IDOL HAD DIED!
when i knew that GEORGE CARLIN had died... i really dunno wat to say... -he is a great guy...but he is dead now. -respected him.... for his belief but it is quite sad that he had died...
george carlin is like just.....GONE.
he lived his life the way he want it. dun mind that he is dying... and he nvr doubt abt this death... so buh bye carlin
i dun want to tease you anymore. i want to like stop annoying u. be ur centre of attention without doing crazy thing. be natural. but just don't disappear...
it is my personnal prob with "up-stair" apparently... ppl really impt, u dun treasure them, then they just disappear one day.... can like stay? for a short while. just a while.
why i need my ah ma [qing xiao] sometimes: 1. when i am using my feelings... they are bound to be wrong... 2. when i am screwed up myself... she will give those "cruel" solutions i always give to other ppl. those solutions without consideration of other ppl feelings... that is the kind of solution i need most when i screw myself up terribly...
so i owe a big big THANK YOU. for my ah ma. {qingxiao} says: dun so sad horh
Hi Lawrence.. what do u expect the crowd to do besides taking pics and having a good laugh? Running over and cover the couple with clothes? Drop to their knees and seek for God's forgiven? Throw stones at the couple?
Was there ever a code for acceptable public conduct in Singapore? Does it cover NOT occupying priority seats in public transports, NOT pushing and cutting queues, NOT spitting and littering, NOT blasting songs from mobile phones in confined places like buses and trains?
I think this couple is more decent than those men who hide and flashed themsleves at young school girls passing by. Why draw on morals and values at such an incident? Why not raise it when parents rapped their own/step children, others steal, cheat and lie?
Hi Juosterr, u watched too much porno ah. Why link naked with sex? I dont think those bare bodied tribal natives having sex 24 7 non stop. And yes, NOT every Singaporean is sex starved. If anything, activities in our red light district is still booming.
my view: -it is a free show. just shut up and watch. -got one newsppr article, say a guy go find a hooker, a caucasian, then he commented he enjoyed it more, then the hooker from (hina cuz they appear to be in a rush. then eco crisis, ppl nvr go red light district, go USA.... -if the show is not nice, please dun display.
AHH.. don and drew, who knew we wouldnt be coming through smoking up another brew, brand new we do it the way we use to do, but this is something new hide the kids, hide your clothes, this is what we gonna to do
let me take this nice and slow, i want you baby to know the flow between us, to and for, back and for, making it beg for more let me get a photo i want to you flaunt it, come and show me something the legs that carry you, make me wanna marry you but as my eyes rise, i spy a better price the ass inconvecievable, freaking unbelievable squeezable, kneanable, feedable, lips almost readable
i wouldnt come ticking until i see you shake it baking it quick to do my handky feaking sneaky ticky just too far im touching you, ho ha so get into my car, relax, open up your mouth and say
AHH.. ahh.. ahh... bouncy bouncy smack smack i'm gonna get a heart attack bouncy bouncy smack smack i'm gonna give you a heart attack(x2)
we just two man, who want you to know we rock the show, we wanna get closer to your below love it or leave it, you can't walk out the door, you hoe you know, double d once we are done you be begging for more slaps on you behind, tequila shot 2, 1 wine you're going into unconsciense, baby show your behind so that's the way it is, give me a little kiss and we'll be playing twister with a little twist, miss
AHH.. ahh.. ahh... bouncy bouncy smack smack i'm gonna get a heart attack bouncy bouncy smack smack i'm gonna give you a heart attack(x2)
i'm gonna take a little bite, little bite, little bite i'm gonna keep you up all night, up all night, up all night(x2)
AHH.. ahh.. ahh... bouncy bouncy smack smack i'm gonna get a heart attack bouncy bouncy smack smack i'm gonna give you a heart attack(x2)
bouncy(x10) smack smack honey, daddy, poppy, feel me
bouncy(x10) smack smack honey, daddy, poppy, feel me AH
so girly here's a deal, you wanna know if don and drew are for real you feeling sex appeal conceal, thight in the dead end you know that your vemoness, raveness, caverness, bottomless bottom make your boyfriend jealous
so tell us all the things that you wanna do and baby, don and drew we promise its just between hemes and you your face like a model, your jeans is stacked yea, your front is cute, but we like the back AH
AHH.. ahh.. ahh... bouncy bouncy smack smack i'm gonna get a little snack bouncy bouncy smack smack i'm gonna give you a little snack(x2)
AHH.. ahh.. ahh... bouncy bouncy smack smack i ride my train into your track bouncy bouncy smack smack ride your train into my track(x2)
i'm gonna take a little bite, little bite, little bite i'm gonna keep you up all night, up all night, up all night(x2)
OMG! nice... and sick.... no need think one leh... *bouncy bouncy smack smack* then aft that ah ma will come and give a *slap* and say "not guai"
wah headache.... back to that nude couple topic... i realised that u can see something till u get sian of it. too much free show = lost of appetite for free show why arh? that time go look? see lah.... nxt time dun wear low stuff liao ps.
microsoft -the opposite is megahard itune -take out the "i" equals -I.mega.Hard
haha.
50% real / 50% fake 10:03 PM
few smses to type down...
cher peng 28 jan 2009 4:26pm -Chin teck...i will be watching u...
gah that is interesting. watch lor. dun stare.
wong wei ting 24 jan 2009 12:12pm -Eee... stupid jing de :(
gah apparently ppl really treat my name as jing de.... good grief....
yan ci 12 jan 2009 4:04pm -Yanci.. =.= u duno me...
qing xiao 12 jan 2009 1:56pm -Eh da bao! You on newspaper leh lol! You and your pink TV XD
then TS 07 details: from yan ci: -workshop at dunman high -competition at NLB drama centre -around 10 dec
from qing xiao: -6-14 dec -NLB drama centre 14 dec 07
wah... now clear the sms....
50% real / 50% fake 9:52 PM
{qingxiao} says: eh you where got like from china liddat?
yar lar! kelly... tsk tsk go dig ur ears!!!! haiyo...
Told You So lyrics
Lookin' at you now I can tell That you and your new relationship ain't goin' well There's no reason your name should come up on my cell Unless you're unhappy but that shouldn't be the case
'Cause you said said he was the one Baby yes you said said you were in love 'Cause when you left me you said that you wouldn't be Comin' back remember that but I never agreed
I hate to say it but I told you so Told you if you left that you were gonna be miserable Guess he don't do it like me or else you wouldn't be Runnin' back to the past it was you that left me I hate to say it but you know I'm right Everytime you're up be callin' for me late at night But now that you ain't got me tell me where you gon' be 'Cause I can't take you back no my heart won't let me
Girl you know he can't touch like I do I don't see you trippin' or flippin' over his moves Don't take a genius to see he ain't that dude But you let him back you don't know what you was on
When you said said he was the one Baby yes you said said you were in love 'Cause when you left me you said that you wouldn't be Comin' back remember that but I never agreed
I hate to say it but I told you so Told you if you left that you were gonna be miserable Guess he don't do it like me or else you wouldn't be Runnin' back to the past it was you that left me I hate to say it but you know I'm right Everytime you're up be callin' for me late at night But now that you ain't got me tell me where you gon' be 'Cause I can't take you back no my heart won't let me
You fall on hard times it seems But you ain't gettin' no sympathy No baby not from me 'Cause I told you you should never leave See you chose this road so you gotta go it alone Remember I told you so
I hate to say it but I told you so Told you if you left that you were gonna be miserable Guess he don't do it like me or else you wouldn't be Runnin' back to the past it was you that left me I hate to say it but you know I'm right Everytime you're up be callin' for me late at night But now that you ain't got me tell me where you gon' be 'Cause I can't take you back no my heart won't let me
gah... then qing xiao asked why so early in morning emo le... - cuz listen to this song be4 go sleep last nite...
she not talking to certain ppl... reason: {qingxiao} says: just that day she made me bu shuang only
i noticed that the femine mood is easily affected by their "shuang-ness metre" then it also occur to me that i am the main source of "bu shuang-ness" good grief... i think if she sees this.... she will be very "bu shuang"
my super ah ma xin zhuo.... good grief. so ah ma-ish
saw one loan shark... spray paint, cannot run fast, do in evening, run towards 4d crowd... then end up tio caught.... sucker!
wah head ache.... dun type le...
50% real / 50% fake 6:35 PM
omg! TS!!! *scream*
ah my group! omg... malu....
i remember kelly asked me if i was from china..... *smack her head* i will say "xin jia po len" not "xin jia po ren" [singaporean] and also is blood is "xie" not "xue"
wah lao eh! me like china ppl..... of course! my dunno how many great ah gong is from china.... KNS. kanna sai! [ps: yan ci like this word a lot lor]
50% real / 50% fake 6:16 PM
SCT the crapper.
SADIST
PARSIMONIOUS
POIKILOTHERMIC
PLEGMATIC
I.D.C AWARD WINNER
NON-CONVENTIONALIST
ATHEIST!
i think i will like this lor...
