tat one is MG custom lor... mine only HG...but can le lah..
the stroke ah ma suggested that i type out my stats, when chatting on msn... hmm...
age: 10 logic: 80% batt: charging emotion: normal mode: on heartlessness: 50% on lameness: 75% show rating: pg 12 randomness: 70% bad/goodness: floating rate cold joke: on songs advertisement: on South Park advertisement: on invite cloud: no
ha! drives them nuts... with the every 30 mins news report...
still got hmk haven't do -e math half done -a math online -phy online -chi compo
wah sian... then mdm zhang hong called, say need do 5 min ppw presentaion for open house. first day of sch got cca le..
good grief...
they say the class outing canceled... ha!...too little ppl. need increase population... it is hard to drive the TS ppl crazy.... need hard work lor...
wah fast fast fast.... sian...my ah ma [xiao qing] can sing that thingy... so fast.... wah lao... how? practise? no!!!
[ps: sometimes.. the exaggerating up there.... very very fake]
i like this line - still be friends? dream on!
useful.. but true mah...and also fun lor...
50% real / 50% fake 12:08 AM
Monday, December 29, 2008
this is the most guai/weird convo i ever had... like convincing me that my personality too split... like that...
da... so fun lor... she see me go siao be4... but not fully...
eng compre half finished...
Put yourself in her position All she needs is recognition Love's not enough when you say it Don't you know you've gotta mean it Screwin up the best thing ever Is something you'll regret forever Take her and make sure she feels it Let her know you'll never let her go
ending chorus of sleepless night
50% real / 50% fake 8:58 PM
wah...like lost and found....this song...
must thanks fabian.
50% real / 50% fake 11:30 AM
err..err....this one is a bit the late... but will do... how cha like another "you..."
so at aljunied mrt waiting for u. good grief...slightly late...1/2hr + then later go paya labar, then go parkway parade eat lunch, a bit the crowded there...this time was u who 做神仙. then later, after some walk, we reached east coast park... we found a place to chuck our stuff, then went cycling. cycled from east coast park, out of east coast park, then 7330m away to east coast park. while cyclinf, u were talking about ur "past" then how this song was sad, how this song brought back what memeories.... after that, we headed back, and we were too tired to do anything. after some rest u went home.... u know? ur dressing... its a bit the low.... 自己保重.
blah... this one looks no good to me... no standard.... cuz.... really fake lor.... ha... actually is go out with the TS ppl....
so reached aljunied mrt.... yida was there at 9.50am, when meet at 11am. i reached there at 10am, to do my compre and summary... then later xi yun came... the xin zhuo and qing xiao came... then later met up with fabian...
fabian where are u? -at the mrt toilet...
so went to parkway parade, eat lunch...then split into 3 table... duck rice...$3.80 dun know whether got pay back to fabian... then wei ting came... me and fabian go and 催场 [the meaning is to "RUSH STAGE" the "rush" dun know correct or not my chi deproving] later we go bus stop wait for ting zhen... then go walk walk, go east coast park... halfway got stop for bubble tea.... then they reading the lame joke on the cover. reached east coast, walk to area C. sat there, the facil, jun li, xin qian and huang lin were playing cards... they sat on newspaper. the rest go cycle... then dun know who said xi yun act like gangster... rented the bike...2hr $6. okay lah. the need 4 ezlink card, OR 1 IC.... ha! i'm the only one there with a IC..but at home. so yida kept the receipt... thus we went cycling...yeah!
cycle for sometime, listen to some songs... then we reached one of those shop, buy drink... in between, me and fabian were trying out stuff, like both hands off the bike... hey i can do it for quite some time le.... but we wait for empty lanes before doing it, cuz later crash or something... then buy drinks... carmen paid for the girls one.... yeah! wei ting 100+ a bit the hard to open... so call the uncle at the store to open... tried to kope some of the 100+ end up puking about half out when wei ting smacked me on my back...
go the jetty there...saw ppl caught eel... while cycling there, my ear piece wire got caught in the wheel thingy... so need to sudden stop... heng ah. that thing never spoil. blah... later we were cycing out of east coast park... got situation where the pathway very narrow. if u pro, it is just enough for two bike.... but leh... not everyone balance that good.
so later while cycling.. got leaf in my mouth.... wah sian... throughout the cycling, i was like scaring ppl... cycle kind of close to them... actually, if u dun panic, dun move, continue cycling at the same speed, nothing would happen. very close, but haven't bang yet...
so half way, got little drizzle.... but i was like sayin " just take the risk lor... the rain cloud is big, but too sunny le"... so in the end... never rain.... i was correct... when we cycled out to the traffic light there, then decide, to turn back or continue... so take the receipt and call that guy, to extend the time....so carmen and yi chuan, and yida return...
only me, fabian, xin zhuo, qing xiao and wei ting were like cycling...then we were cycling a long long path...the notice the airport runway was just beside us... cycle about one end to the other end of the runway... the scenery was like both sides of the path got trees... a bit the like the ending of the simpson movie... but the leaves in the movie is red... our one is green.
人老了 cycled slow... me and wei ting.. then i was like playing songs off my HP... then she started saying how...
its over by jesse mccartney -was a sad song
what hurts the most - some fat guy sang it to her...
then she went to those topic...which sometimes i must admit... i suck at....SECURITY...
she was like saying how someone she ws close to..had died, then she was crying in his arms.... then i was like.... err..... depend on who die, then see lor...
said before.... if ppl die, my first reaction is to have a very big grin, then think for a while, then see wheter sad, or normal lor... thats why jackie said, treasure the ppl around u....cuz ppl die easily...
but somethings are like part of ur life mah.... it will happen, so the comforting part is a bit the hard lah... unless it is ppl won't kanna, and u kanna...then worth comforting lor...
then the standard reply is "u very bad leh"
blah... toying with ppl emotion for a while is okay one lor... i can accept that... thus... i drive ppl crazy / up the wall.
then it is like the rest of the ppl infront was like cycle till the traffic light waiting for us... then we rest for a while then u-turned and go back...
half way back, me, fabian and wei ting started walking...no more cycling... cuz very tired.... then xin zhuo and qing xiao continue cycling...later they u turn to find us... wah those two ah ma-s got stamina lor...
xin zhuo a bit the wobbly on her bike...
then they were like telling us, how we were mia... ah tired lah... then while walking we were listening to fabian songs...mostly spoof...
i want the apologise...the spoof. the "too late to buy"
so started cycling... then met a bunch of kids on rollers... i turn to avoid them qing xiao crash into me, and fell...
sorry.... she torn her pants a little, and tio cut... so sorry. avoiding kids... hope ur mum dun scold u...
through out the cycling, qing xiao was like " dun steal my xin zhuo from me"
ah tired... lah... me and fabian return the bike, then return to the rest of the ppl.
they rented a new version of skate board... and we sucks at it...then see the small kids play till so easy... then a guy with those "hopping thingy" came... i was like saying "fall fall fall fall.." then instead, ting zhen, somewhere near that guy, on the skateboard fell down...
hmm my cursing quite deadly leh.... but need accuracy...
then we played bowling with the bottles... and soccer ball. wait for the facil, to come... then carmen, yi chuan and xi yun and ting zhen and one guy nicknamed "ah bian" went home... xi yun went home because carmen was going home... or else he would have stayed with us...
so carmen? was i correct about xi yun? ha!
yi da said xi yun got present for carmen... then see lor... must ask carmen if she got receive the present.
then they were like talking about why i called qing xiao and xin zhuo "ah ma" -they act. ad are mentally older then me lor... so ah ma! -and i still watch cartoon leh... qing xiao: yar. SOUTH PARK mature audience 17 years old.
regarding this how old i really act right.... till now the best ans is by xin zhuo lor... -depend on which mode u r in lor. haha...so funny... next time i'll use this ans... say that i'm a kid then my air ticket says adult say that i adult, then i'm young at heart/regaining childhood
tired lor... so long nvr cycle.. then today cycle 14 km.. wah murder.
go dinner, at parkway parade... yan ci came... huang lin then learnt that yun liked carmen... then the dunman ppl, went into their CCA politics thingy... good grief... then they suggest the theartresport ought to change name.
theartresport, match making 2009 first pair we got xi yun and carmen. second pair we got....
in chi: 劲暴剧场, 一线牵 2009
then 2010. theatresport, match making, relative finding. 2010
later we went to borders at parkway parade. then me and fabian started our cold jokes thingy... we too tired le...so the standard no good. but some vey good lor...
avril lavine, let go. -xin zhuo let go lah. faster, why still holiding on to it? let go!
yan ci sems like she was resisting not to smile... but just laugh lah...
now is qing xiao turn... she goes saying how wei ting made her mad.... okay.... it was because she went to her, standing in front of her, then started crying in her arms, then later said bye be and left... [when she broke up]
so she abit the mad with this incident.... but there are days when ppl 反常 [abnormal] if she thinks that her one is scary... huh! she should see mine. lucky that time i got three day to get normal... i am like so tuned to drive ppl crazy. then another incident is how she said that qing xiao sec 3 class was lousy...this one i dun think i can help lor...
[go minitoon then borders] then they go mini toon... we entered through guardian, then walk to minitoon. no one noticed fabian was missing... until he called me -eh where are u ppl huh?
later got prob that dun know go where while waiting for facil...okay 大家 lets go PP[parkway parade] pee pee. so lets go PP pee pee. qing xiao did not understand tat at first..
at the bus top, yan ci was so funny lor... last time i said she do what and what, thus yong quan dun wanna come TS...then she said that it is i do 1 this time... haha...so funny.
when we all had left, only yan ci there, then she will go "eh hello boyfrined ah, i very pissed now, go east coast park okay!" [adapted from last year play]
then she could fish for "sir", from the drain...
later take bus 43... go home....
my bank account...about 3 k ++, totally wipe out...for the shop house...so now i'm poorer then i had been before...
i like this line:
You know that it's over when the burnin' And the yearnin' inside your heart ain't there anymore And you know that you're through when she don't do to you And move you like the way she moved ya before
And you wanna pull her close But your heart has froze You kiss her but her eyes don't close Then she goes out of your heart forever And it hurts you but you know that it's better
blah.... end
50% real / 50% fake 9:58 AM
Friday, December 26, 2008
cold jokes attract crows... too cold a joke freeze the crow to death.
fabian/chin teck kill crows pte ltd
cheer: everywhere we go... ppl wanna know why got crow why they all dead so we tell them we r from "killing crow" fabian, chin teck killing crow..
wah. Sg the crow scare away native birds...we protect them. then fabian style is say a cold joke till the crow freeze to death... mine is kanna get stroke.
reason why get stroke: i call xin zhuo ah ma...then she *faint* i sadi ah ma got stroke... then she said the crows got stroke...
then my computer 想不开... did silly thing. it HUNG itself. and it did it in the "u jump, i jump" style it HUNG itself with my chem project video editting...
wah lao eh.
then qing xiao sent me this sms. - Heh? wah. u very scary leh...0.0
haha x100 last year at TS.. i was like screaming and shouting at her...the bad words... then this year totally nothing... only she shout at me... then i nvr reply....then also got the long long 1 hour brain dead session....1hr later then reply here sms... when i have the phone in my hands... fom the time i see the sms, to the time i reply it...1 hour. brain dead.
blah... enough to drive ppl crazy... go my dad friend son b'day party...then his aunt was like telling my mum abt "religion stuff /christian" then she was saying...." let me go talk to ur son and husband"
hohoho x30 [x.mas, cannot use haha, must use hoho]
if she do that...i think me, or my dad will cause her a mental break down... history/question...repetively...i think she will "GAME OVER"
wah... this kind of things seems lame... but play when u still can lah...
jia ling my grand daughter. then got enough daughter le in zhss two ah ma. xin zhuo and qing xiao one aunty -carmen one lao ma -liu jin yi
wah sound very lame leh... but fun lah... need to pay back for the childhood.
my chi is screwed now...in the chem video...wah the chi is pronounce in eng ascent... shit-te.
50% real / 50% fake 11:49 PM
at the new MC at bras basah..then the radio was playing leavin by jesse mccartney.... mood was lightened up.
Love, love, love, love, love, love. Woo!
You were everything I wanted. You were everything a girl could be. Then you left me brokenhearted, Now you don't mean a thing to me. All I wanted was your Love, love, love, love, love, love.
Hate is a strong word, but i really, really, really don't like you. Now that it's over I don't even know what I liked about you. Brought you around, and you just brought me down. Hate is a strong word, but I really, really, really don't like you.
I really don't like you...
Thought that everything was perfect, Isn't that how it's supposed to be? Thought you thought that I was worth it, Now I think a little differently. All i wanted was your Love, love, love, love, love, love.
Hate is a strong word, but i really, really, really don't like you. (I really don't like you) Now that it's over I don't even know what I liked about you. (liked about you) Brought you around, and you just brought me down. Hate is a strong word, but I really, really, really dont like you
Now that it's over, you can't hurt me. Now that it's over, you can't bring me down.
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, oh, oh, oh...)[x2]
All i wanted was your Love, love, love, love, love, love.
Hate is a strong word, but i really, really, really don't like you. (I really don't like you) Now that it's over I don't even know what I liked about you. (Liked about you) Brought you around, and you just brought me down. Hate is a strong word, but I really, really, really dont like you
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, oh, oh, oh...)[x4]silent
(I really don't like you...) [x3]louder
i like the tune...
It's Over lyrics
We've run out of words we've run out of time We've run out of reasons really why we together We both know it's over baby bottom line It's best we don't even talk at all
Don't call me even if I should cross your mind Hard enough I don't need to hear your voice on my messages Let's just call it quits it's probably better So if I'm not returning your calls it's 'cause
'Cause I'm not comin' back I'm closing the door I used to be trippin' over missin' you but I'm not anymore I got the picture phone but baby your picture's gone Couldn't stand to see your smile every time you dialed
'Cause it's over Girl you know it's over this time So when you call I'm pressin' seven Don't wanna hear your messages messages I'm tryna erase you from my mind 'Cause it's over I swear girl it's over this time So don't keep callin' leavin' messages Don't wanna know where you been Baby 'cause it's over
I still wake up every morning quarter to ten I still eat my cereal right at the kitchen table I can't even remember how long it's been No trouble stayin' occupied
Oh I ask about you whenever I come around I do what I can not to put my business in the streets Last thing I need's another episode Keep conversation short and sweet because
'Cause I'm not comin' back I'm closing the door I used to be trippin' over missin' you but I'm not anymore I got the picture phone baby your picture's gone Couldn't stand to see your smile every time you dialed
'Cause it's over Girl you know it's over this time So when you call I'm pressin' seven Don't wanna hear your messages messages I'm tryna erase you from my mind 'Cause baby it's over I swear girl it's over this time So don't keep callin' leavin' messages Don't wanna know where you been Baby 'cause it's over
You know that it's over when the burnin' And the yearnin' inside your heart ain't there anymore And you know that you're through when she don't do to you And move you like the way she moved ya before
And you wanna pull her close But your heart has froze You kiss her but her eyes don't close Then she goes out of your heart forever And it hurts you but you know that it's better
Girl you know it's over Girl you know it's over this time So when you call I'm pressin' seven Don't wanna hear your messages messages I'm tryna erase you from my mind 'Cause it's over I swear girl it's over this time So don't keep callin' leavin' messages Don't wanna know where you been Baby 'cause it's over 'Cause it's over Girl you know it's over this time So when you call I'm pressin' seven Don't wanna hear your messages messages I'm tryna erase you from my mind 'Cause it's over I swear girl it's over this time So don't keep callin' leavin' messages Don't wanna know where you been Baby 'cause it's over
blah long...
Here Without You lyrics
A hundred days have made me older Since the last time that I saw your pretty face A thousand lies have made me colder And I don't think I can look at this the same But all the miles that separate Disappear now when I'm dreaming of your face
I'm here without you baby But you're still on my lonely mind I think about you baby And I dream about you all the time I'm here without you baby But you're still with me in my dreams And tonight it's only you and me
The miles just keep rollin' As the people leave their way to say hello I've heard this life is overrated But I hope that it gets better as we go
I'm here without you baby But you're still on my lonely mind I think about you baby And I dream about you all the time I'm here without you baby But you're still with me in my dreams And tonight girl its only you and me
Everything I know, and anywhere I go It gets hard but it won't take away my love And when the last one falls When it's all said and done It gets hard but it wont take away my love
I'm here without you baby But you're still on my lonely mind I think about you baby And I dream about you all the time I'm here without you baby But you're still with me in my dreams And tonight girl its only you and me
this song is like forever on the chart one lor...
50% real / 50% fake 11:38 PM
chem is done...
ha! one day.
50% real / 50% fake 11:30 PM
[c=10][i]-Samuel; Save the Earth[/i][/c] says: I thought you're away? [c=10][i]-Samuel; Save the Earth[/i][/c] says: Eh [c=10][i]-Samuel; Save the Earth[/i][/c] says: Your outing is the whole group of people together (theatersports) or just you and the wei ting?
bah this is crazy.
more crazy.
wong wei ting: heys, there's a ts outing today at vivo. if u wanna come, come asap this is a mini outing less then 10 ppl going.
[a bit the late hor. 12.39pm then send me.]
it like infront of lim, do some act act, then he kind of tio fooled le...
1. i lie too much that it seems normal 2. he dun catch the lie.
lim sms... the interesting type... for the first time not abt hmk, or anything else...
-wah u told the girl that u like her in just two weeks?
[then anyhow said that know that imaginary person since last year...]
-? i thought ur theatre a while ago only? hmm. oh ho. u like "her" and her at the same time
[then reply something form "he is my master" -infidelity is a man nature...]
-crazy guy...
entertaining hor?
yan ru did not really buy my storey... just say that i'm becoming joel lim....NO! then the reason is he see one, forget one, but go for the dumb ones, but i go for the smart ones.... blah...
my ah ma-s can see through my lies lor...
qing xiao and xin zhuo -my ah ma-s then carmen is my aunty aka financial advisor
carmen was like saying... go open an old age home since u have so many ah ma-s maybe next time can be con-man... not bad mah.
good!
so the chem project is abt to be done. yesterday got confusion lor... dun know is our grp or audrey grp do qn 6 or 3...
yan ru asked ellice, and ellice said they had finished. i asked audrey, then she said half done...
we also half done...so no choice lor, take qn three. then last nite do research till damn late... today si beh tired.
lim was at first not happy. audrey was giving the idea that two grp do qn 6.... if we were to argue, it will be like... we might win lor [me and yan ru]
audrey grp mem... [my impression]
wei ling -she is those face black black, then say something very fierce once in a while. hui yun- she will go "wah lao eh" ellice- no comments...leh kai lun- she will argue like siao sze lang- she will support kai lun by the "yar lor" then audrey will either keep quiet, laugh along, or be the peace maker...
told yan ru that we do qn 3, so throw away the qn 6 researh he is like heck care lah... i also...then lim abit the gloom.... then our siqi and zheng yong are giving us moral support, cuz they not here.
the best way to interpret tis song is by thinking sick.... i a like driving xin zhuo crazy.... by calling her ah ma!
ah ma..... ur breast milk is so old that all had turned into powder *poof*
then
*slap* *kick* *whack*
hahaha! learnt that from the which chicks....
50% real / 50% fake 1:57 PM
yar... more songs...
thats y i said i hate my uncle... u want someone to die then considered...
nothing to say leh.
the meaning is there...
yeah! dots...
will be downloading these songs... so need to delete other songs.... blah... spoilt ice cream taste sucky.. god damn it... eating them by accident is revolting...so got a little food poisoning... shit-te. always kanna this kind of shit... moral: dun eat so much.....but leh... greed is hard to conrol.... so take chances lor....
tis songs are like pending....
blah useful, but ppl ears are not that good... to catch each word....
She she, she want it, I want to give it to her She know that, it's right here for her I want to, see you break it down I'm ballin', throw'n money around
[Verse 1 (50 Cent & Justin Timberlake):]
She work it girl, she work the pole She break it down, she take it low She fine as hell, she about the dough She doing her thing out on the floor Her money money, she makin' makin' Look at the way she shakin' shakin' Make you want to touch it, make you want to taste it Have you lustin' for her, go crazy face it Now don't stop, get it, get it The way she shakin' make you want to hit it Think she double jointed from the way she splitted Got you're head f**ked up from the way she did it She's so much more than you're used to She know's just how to move to seduce you She gone do the right thing and touch the right spot Dance in you're lap till you're ready to pop
She always ready, when you want it she want it Like a nympho, the info, I show you where to meet her On the late night, till daylight the club jumpin' If you want a good time, she gone give you what you want
[Chorus (Justin Timberlake):]
Baby this a new age, you like my new craze Let's get together maybe we can start a new phase The smokes got the club all hazy, spotlights don't do you justice baby Why don't you come over here, you got me saying
Aayooh I'm tired of using technology, why don't you sit down on top of me
Aayooh I'm tired of using technology, I need you right in front of me Ooh, she wants it, uh uh, she wants it Ooh, she wants it, uh uh, she wants it Ooh, she wants it, uh uh (soo), I got to give it to her
Your hips, your thighs, you got me hypnotized, let me tell you Your hips, your thighs, you got me hypnotized, let me tell you Your hips, your thighs, you got me hypnotized, let me tell you Your hips, your thighs, you got me hypnotized, let me tell you
[Verse 2 (50 Cent & Justin Timberlake):]
Got a thing for that thing she got The way she make it shake, the way she make it pop Make it rain for us so she don't stop I ain't got to move, I can sit and watch In her fantasy, there's plain to see Just how it be, on me, backstrokin', sweat soaking All into my set sheets When she ready to ride, I'm ready to roll I'll be in this bitch till the club close What should I do, one thing on all fours Now that that shit should be against the law From side to side, let the ride, break it down (down down) You know I like, when you hike and you throw it all around Different style, different move, damn I like the way you move Girl you got me thinking about, all the things I do to you Let's get it poppin' shorty we can switch positions From the couch to the counters in my kitchen
[Chorus (Justin Timberlake):]
Baby this a new age, you like my new craze Let's get together maybe we can start a new phase The smokes got the club all hazy, spotlights don't do you justice baby Why don't you come over here, you got me saying
Aayooh I'm tired of using technology, why don't you sit down on top of me Aayooh I'm tired of using technology, I need you right in front of me
Ooh, she wants it, uh uh, she wants it Ooh, she wants it, uh uh, she wants it Ooh, she wants it, uh uh (soo), I got to give it to her
Your hips, your thighs, you got me hypnotized, let me tell you Your hips, your thighs, you got me hypnotized, let me tell you Your hips, your thighs, you got me hypnotized, let me tell you Your hips, your thighs, you got me hypnotized, let me tell
50% real / 50% fake 1:27 PM
Chris Brown - With You (LYRICS)
heard in the shopping mall... lucky it is some radio thingy... then got say it is chris brown... heng ah...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iKz8EWC3VA oh... this one nice... but cannot but the thingy here... Chris Brown feat. T-Pain - Kiss Kiss (Mega Remix)
50% real / 50% fake 1:00 PM
yeah 365 post!!!! i am back! to the normal kiam pa modd again.... good! so can party!!!!
She want that lovey dovey That kiss-kiss, kiss-kiss In her mind she fantasize bout getting wit me They hating on me They wanna diss this, kiss-kiss Cause she mine and so fine And thick as can be
ha!
one sms.. cured my depression... HAPPY!
who: not saying sms content: okay. this saturday i am free. can go out [her eng. very good]
yeah.... happiness is the best medicine....
checking email...the TAGGED thing got lots of those spam... the type where someone clicked yes on you.... then i was thinking.... err.... match making session. no thanks...
then later got many many weird ppl popping up... tze.... good grief...
yan wei ting sent me lots of those multi player game thingy.... err... not free pai seh...
then err... pai seh lah puvan... got the schoolarship thingy... $300, so i won't go out with u... ha! on the 20th dec... go see ur relative... maybe "sami the porn star /samuel ng" will go out...
blah.. dad has ideas to clear my bank account for the shop renovation... can leave my account and my sis one untouch? the "abt $6 thousand" save for emergency lah... now haven't yet mah...
hmk undone: e math -half undone physic -online one a math -the graph and online one. eng -two summary and the compo chi -all three compo bio -qn 8 chem -the project
think one week can finish...pray lor...
okay... dun play le... the above SMS THINGY is fake one lah... the real one is here
claire: Hi guys! cos not a lot of ppl can make it tmr [on monday] so we shall change the puting to coming sunday instead. prob not movie but something else and dinner. reply to claire!
actually today got outing but cannot go.. so very sad/peik cheh... then i go tell claire go change date... with some "praying" [like i will really do it] ha! change date... sunday i free.
what is the song huh? i cannot remember... but sound nice...
k.. found the ans...
Hey There Delilah by Plain White T's
goody..
now qing xiao was like asking me wat type of fish.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bichir
go see urself...
now better do hmk.
50% real / 50% fake 12:40 PM
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Hello! As it would be too rushed for a Christmas outing and there are many of us who are not free during the few days before Christmas, the outing would be changed to a New Years one instead.
Date: 31/12/08 Venue: Turf City Chong Pang BBQ Steamboat Buffet School Holiday Promotion Start from November: Monday to Friday:12pm to 4pm Adult: $12 Child $6 (3 to 9 years old)
oo... class outing.... now... do u think i LOOK 15-16 YEARS OLD? HUH? I AM 9 YEARS OLD ONLY!!! so $6 for me... grown up/adults judge u by how old u are mentally... so to assign u the right task... i'm a freaking kid... so let me in at $6 ok....
maybe going.... see 1st... if got TS on that day then i dun go the class one...i prefer TS...cuz the ppl there more jokable...
and they are younger then me... mostly.. so i can bully them yeah!
DISCLAIMER: now... *horror* mr nice guy went to heaven....
u FUCKING CRAZY UNGRATEFUL BITCH! U WANNA ACT KING... WANT THE 面子U CAN FUCKING PUT UR PATHETIC BODY AND SOUL AND BURN AND DIE AND ROT IN HELL U FAGGOT!
bitch.
gah. part of it blames ur family background. they were wrong for what they taught u...BUT BEING SO DUMB AND NAIVE AND LOVE "FACE" THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE U BITCH. U WILL FUCKINGLY HAVE UR GOD DAMN RETRIBUTION.
*explanation* this is abt my second aunt, from my mother side and her spoiled daughter... the convo is something like...
aunt: daughter, go tuition. [one to one tuition at home] daughter: no! terms and conditions... aunt: wat u want daughter: a dog.
fuck hell she is nuts... her dad is the bread winner of the family... he has health problem.... aunt is old to... her dad cannot be provoke to be angry... he is a taxi driver. [so u can guess the income] and that FUCKING HELL INSENSIBLE DAUGHTER, HAS THE GUTS TO 讨价还价 she ought to be BITCH SLAPPED.
she wants 面子 / face, so act so generous, spending money like drinking water... act the "man" but what is the point of being the "man" in ur grp of friends, at the cost at making ur parents, worried abt u?
she don't know the value of $$$. serious. she thinks like $60,000 is a big sum of money... but it ain't. one nice stay in the hospital and ur saving is screwed.
this has to do with the background okay... to me.. i FEEL it is like -very superstitous -very want "face"
so ta da... ur daughter... the only daughter.. so thus ..spoiled... so [she remind me of xi yun]
aunt once used this line to scold her... i find this line wrong.
-wait till i leave the house then u know. 离家出走.
THINK ABOUT IT main point: it is to tell that daughter that without aunt. to take care of her, she will be in trouble.
BUT: why is the aunt leaving the house? u r the parent. the owner of the house. it is she that should leave the house.
SO: aunt could say thing like: "if i get sickness/hospitalised/died, then u know how important i am to ur life. how i cared for u"
cuz it does show the main point. the MEANING is there.
HOWEVER: they r [to me personnally] very superstitious. cannot say bad things happening to urself.... so it became that, the daughter still have an authority over the parent... they will give in to her...
and they had.
a dog in the house means many prob... looking aft the dog and stuff. BUT SUCH AND INSENSIBLE 14 YEAR OLD BITCH WOULD HAVE HOW MUCH RESPONSIBILITY WOULD SHE HAVE? HUH?
i myself must admit.. i'm a pretty bad pet owner... actually got four fish... but one died... so... this year... i raised it up since sec 1... from rubber band size to marker pen size... so got lots of hard work... the most poor thing is my dad guppies. he tried to breed them... but my fish eat them... i rear those hard-to-die fish... so no need lots of attention.
now mr nice guy returned from heaven...
{qingxiao} , ... says: eh da bao {qingxiao} , ... says: you ok or not? {qingxiao} , ... says: why your blog post so emo again
gah... 谢谢 for ur concern, maybe i'm touch... really. 谢谢. lucky i learnt how to stop myself from crying by pressing in between ur eyes... the nose there... kind of prevent tears from coming out... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasolacrimal_canal around that area.
best record was : 2 months.
that was when i cannot control liao... really very sad... so sometimes... when other ppl die... i really cannot feel anything, unless i cared for that person... and it is at nite then u can cry...no one see mah.
tired.
50% real / 50% fake 8:19 PM
now need to go fake that smile again.... i'm like cracking up.. losing it... getting a tyco prize... gah... i can't fit in the sch u... slimed down lke siao... i hate holidays... the hmk and lonliness can kill.
50% real / 50% fake 2:04 PM
now i belong to the very screwed mood... mindset...
i feel sad abt the TS.... so fast end le... jackie gone again... so to make oneself feel better... u don't feel abt things.... so u tried to think abt things to keep u distracted... apparently... all u can think of, is jackie few lines.... abt treasuring ppl, cuz u nvr know when u will not meet them again... then at night... the nitemare starts... with some1 dying again and again... wah... at this rate i really totally like a nervous wreck...
SCREWED.
distract urself with hmk is a good idea.... but u get pissed off instead... god damnit.... i hate this kind of mood....
if any1 come to me with an sms like: " happy 2009" this is how i would reply...
-what do u mean? do u wish me a happy 2009, or mean it is a good 2009 whether i like it or not, or u feel happy this 2009, or it is a 2009 to be happy about...
gah... so screwed... my mood.... now need a sign call: "unstable.... dun touch"
watching SP is a good idea... 自 high... but really... no point...
qing xiao call me get a pet... so i can be more caring... care for it... er... i have 3 meat-eating-only snake like fish... which once fed on my dad guppies... so he seperate tanks...
really like nervous wreck now..... k... it is... fuck. [realise long time nvr use the word]
50% real / 50% fake 1:51 PM
this is the 361 post...
good grief... ppl sending me this kind of video... k... xin zhuo...
then i say.. go watch. this!
i still like it lor...
ah... later getting the MOE thingy... so miss tuition again.. then i never do the make -up class hmk... pray lah... pray ppl also nvr do... but they look very guai lor.. shit-te... i nvr listen to the songs... the chi one yet... i just copy and paste there... later go see.
( . )( . ) bounce bounce... then *slap* x10....
i like this South park episode... the US election... one...
http://allsp.com/l.php?id=e179
obama look cute in the stealth suit...the black colour one...
50% real / 50% fake 11:44 AM
Friday, December 19, 2008
ppl lets have a bet after a long damn holiday... free one... no money..
bet: if yun pays extra attention to u on the x.mas party... he means something. if u nvr come and he that day act normal, means he dun have anything towards u.
extra attention: somewhere about 4m radius around u 60% of the time.
this is a bet with carmen.... yeah... show starts to become nice le.
i very bad hor... bet on ppl emotion... like toying with them.... but nvr mind... my conscience allow me to do so... it is like randomly going up to some1, say something nasty, and ruin their day.. let them panic for sometime... fun K?
yesterday convo with xin zhuo.... and her blog revealed how much she dislike [AA cloud.]
i said: i h a te him a little bit. then carmen said: i feel that it is a lot
blah. my feeling are those inaccurate type... abnormal to subnormal..
then xin zhuo said abt how it is how he is brought up that led to this.... not brought up normally... really? i thought i also.... i really nvr 100% buy my parents moral values leh...
Carmen says: eh teck!
[she sounded like jefferson from 6A in zhs pri]
ga.... my nice and bad got huge gap. big big gap.... like the nice ppl, can't go how bad. and the bad ppl can't be quite nice... then my case seems like extreme. what the TS ppl had also see.
towads the grp member... it is okay lah.... no insults or anything.... then towards xi yun is like deliberately kicking him aside.
why very bad mah? to instill a feeling in him that he is unwanted around these area...
truth: yesterday convo.... then xi yun joined.... then later we form another convo with the original ppl other then xi yun.... and... MY IDEA! lets face it... i really can't be bothered to care how he feels... k? so dun come to me like sherrie and say :"you're heartless"
remember literature lesson on macbeth... mrs wong was saying that macbeth was a human thus he felt guilty doing the wrong things... then nicoldemus went: then chin teck leh? he considered human mah?
wah that one he said till damn loud.. worth laughing.
this "ga" is learnt from nisa...2e407.
so now got: ur mum ga. bei blah.
not saying who.... but we faked it on 16 dec... -so from another source... she cried when they decided to "go different way" [fen shou] so it is like she intiate this... then cry over it.... why? dun understand!!!!!!
oh. xin zhuo... i had been speaking singlish throughout TS... so can't blame me that ur singlish is gone.
Kiss Kiss lyrics (feat. T-Pain)
[Chorus:] She want that lovey dovey That kiss-kiss, kiss-kiss In her mind she fantasize bout getting wit me They hating on me They wanna diss this, kiss-kiss Cause she mine and so fine And thick as can be [x2]
[Verse 1:] I'm a country boy from Tappahanock Va is where I reside so shawty understand it And I know I just turn 18 And I get a little mannish And you see this bandanna hanging That means I'm like a bandit (li-like a bandit, bandit)
[Vamp:] I got paper girl The Lamborghini with the spider seats you never seen it so get it shawty we parking lot pimping in my dome And I know what you want
[Chorus x2]
[Verse 2:] I'm the epitome of this demonstration I got the remedy you feeling me So why is you hating? And my anatomy is bird like yeah you heard right girl I'm the king so that means I'm fly
[Vamp:] If you wit it girl get it poppin roll wit me ain't no stopping so get it shawty we parking lot pimping in my dome I know want you want
[Chorus x2]
[T-Pain:] Shawty let me holla at you you so hot-hot-hot-hot you think I'd be holing if you not-not-not-not I'm king of the town you can take a look around Teddy Penderazzdown is the spot-spot-spot-spot (Yeah) I got money on me (Yeah) Baby girl no problem (Yeah) You rolling shawty? (Yeah) Lets hit McDonald's It's T.P. and C.B. I'm the nappy boy--- ooh weee!
[Chorus x2]
50% real / 50% fake 11:22 AM
Your Snow Test Says You're Independent
You feel like something good will happen to you eventually, but not soon.
You don't really like to work, unless work feels like play. You only are successful when you are doing what you love.
You are an independent, individualistic person. You thrive when you're doing your own thing.
Your biggest worry in life is your family. You stay up at night thinking about them.
When it comes time to relax, you always go the extra mile. You take relaxing as seriously as anything else in life.
oh... last night go xin zhuo blog... then she copy from my blog like siao.... the reflections and other stuff. then later carmen say remove the jokes...n0.1,2,3,4,5,6...
when this kind of things happen.. remember...公道自在人心 the ppl know whether i'm joking or not.... so carmen can relax le...
hmk left the summary, a math, e math... chem, physic... and almost everything undone... shit-te.
be fair... copy from her blog...
I want to understand relationships.
I want to understand stuff that are never meant to be understood.
I want to not screw up sounds tomorrow. (Or the presentation. But my points are screwed already anyway so WHATEVER.)
I want to stop missing people.(Or maybe not.)
I WANT TS OUTING.I want TS Camp'09 to come.
And I want everyone from TS'08 to be there. (YES INCLUDING JUNLI AND HUANGLIN. I DON'T CARE.)
I want to get myself.
I want sleep.
I want.
I want.
[wah she very greedy hor....] want this want that... same as the charlie brown, lucy...
50% real / 50% fake 10:39 AM
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
17 Dec 08, 03:59 yanci: next wk got outing if u still going ... haha! u will see my face not red anymore but a healthy tan XD! YAY! so u go edit ur post now! (:
char shao bao... red red one.
yan ru called in to ask abt when do chem project... then i replied... -what? i'm talking to girls faster lah yan ru: dun get too deep/ really -yar. k... next week do....
a little no-sense joke brighten ups one day.... it is NO-SENSE joke, not non-sense joke. now go get the song kiss kiss.
50% real / 50% fake 10:43 PM
oh... thats what ho sai le used for their performance... new link at side.
50% real / 50% fake 6:45 PM
so 16 dec, TS outing shiok 呗 reach home at 11pm... dad a bit the unhappy
new word: 呗 pronounce: bei/ bae/ bay [either of the three] meaning: "bah" from ur normal conversation eg: lets go out bah. eg: lets go out 呗.
understood? good grief.
so go sentosa.... then play frisbee... volleyball.... i can't go swim in the sea h2o, so stay n land, played truth or dare.... xi yun kept avoiding questioning... chicken... my lips tio cut by the frisbee. the TS ppl hold on to felicia hands and leg, go dunk her into the sea. then one by one kanna.
excuse: i got skin allergy. real thing: very little. but i nvr bring extra clothes.
wan ye was pissed: if ppl dun want get dunk, then dun force them into the water. so hide behind wan ye. then a few girls like yi chuan, carmen, jia ying.... were like.... my clothes are white... very transparent..... yar.... carmen so see through, that yi da towel used to cover her up.
went to makan stuff. xi yun started this thingy abt how he feel bad, to eat, and see that yi chuan and carmen not eating.... blah... then he go buy three cup of that corn thingy. only carmen one dun have sand in the cup corn....
joke no. 1 [later at the end]
then saw the peacock/ peahen.... go wash up, cuz they burried xi yun in the sand.... then xi yun was wearing shi lun slippers, so he damn peik cheih, for that time. xi yun, carmen, jia ying, yi chuan... all got lost.... so need go find them
yan ci face damn red.... OVERHEAT. become char shao bao.... then later got non-stop jokes, abt how she should go air con room cool down... how her nose damn red.... what is the name of the reindeer with the red nose?
then go vivo for dinner. shi lun, yun tong, patricia, and another guy, were sitting together, then they go make some photo story or something, about who is this mystery person A, B.... then wah si bei funny. then go kpt, eat dinner, saw the stall selling bun, then tell yan ci to get some guns, cuz we need to save our fellow "bao" due to last year performance.
then joke no.2 and 3 and 4 happen
aft dinner go the garden there, then they go play in the water... then joke no. 5 happen
later brought wong wei ting to daisyo, the jap shop, to buy clothes... cuz hers wet, n she lost at vivo... end up shopping.... then .... forget it.... after the joke thing then say 呗
yeah... the jokes.... or kind of like a joke. joke 1: cup corn joke 2: threatened joke 3: ice kacang. joke 4: yi da joke 5: shoes.
xi yun: hey carmen! carmen: huh? xi yun: nothing.
and they were like playing this the entire day. see who will react to whose action... then u can say that xi yun can be found like a leech on carmen... hoho... hao wan le. lets play.
xi yun statement: i come from boys sch. first time at TS got girls... then carmen cute mah...
win liao win liao.... so proceed to joke no.1 cup corn...
joke no. 1: so xi yun bought the cup corn... for carmen and yi chuan and himself to eat. then he said that he feel bad if ppl are not eating and he is eating.... carmen was lke hesistate, hesistate... then finally slowly eat the whole thingy. i wonder why only her cup corn no sand.... then xi yun later go buy drinks for them... then carmen said she can't drink cold stuff. {this part important} so like that me and yi chuan were like : k... we dun be lamp post... lets go 呗. any mushier, we no need eat lunch le.
joke no. 2: while buying dinner... xi yun came to me... with much force, grab me, and said: "dun say anymore, or u watch out" this really got me thinking... his tone then was really very serious. dun tell me that our sun xi yun can't stand teasing.... it looks more of like embarassed/hostile...
joke no. 3: ppl go buy dessert. me n wei ting made a bet, that xi yun will buy one for carmen... but he nvr.... why? cuz carmen cannot eat cold stuff. so this situa leh.... still we win the bet mah... that cloud is really like stalking her lor...
joke no. 4: yida face, with small actions, make carmen laugh like siao.... then xi yun was also laughing along. they both got the same weird sense of humour.... we were all there not laughing except they two... good grief.... eat ur own stuff. dun look anymore...
joke no. 5: so they go play H2o... then me and wei ting planned to go there, then later, all of us just leave, leaving cloud and carmen there.... but later change to take carmen slippers... then yi da bag cover lor... but this one not fun one.
now here comes the nice part.... which really fooled hell lots of ppl.
11.07 pm wong wei ting: Wah, i think we acted to real already. they taught we're really together sia x.=
yar lor... a bit the too over acted... but fun lah.... 久久一次 i think okay one lah... we both had some "background" of course we can act it out lah. one is my grp member, xi yun one is her cca mate, carmen
so the "background" no need explain 呗. thus we can like see what that xi un was planning, doing and stuff.
how to act as if we r together.... 1. walk side by side real close. 2. during dinner, we used the words eg: "darling, dear, honey" in almost every line till 我本身也觉得过分! 3. a little sick talk... but not too much. damn.. she is 过分. 4. later while buying stuff at the daiyso there... i was holding her wallet... [ it was to see her ez link card pic... but apparently, i nvr find it. to many pockets...] 5. while returning back to the TS ppl... we were like locking our arms... then saying: "pai seh, we returned late"
ga. actors.... we r faking it... really good. i think. but more then half an hour... i cannot stand it. just treat is as...err... u ate that person tofu.... since it is free... by all means lor.
then for joke n0. 6. when we leaving, wei ting was packing her stuff. so carmen waited for her... that is reasonable... but xi yun was also there.... that is like 没道理 u know... unless... yar.... hate to admit, but he is really stuck on carmen. we all stop le, then they both continue walking...
加油 happy cloud/sun xi yun.... but i think it is gonna be a nice show...
50% real / 50% fake 10:57 AM
Monday, December 15, 2008
TS second outing... 10am @ habourfront mrt bing tidbit and h2o lunch there. dinner at vivo on 16 dec.
lunch go KFC.... ate shrooms burger then O.R fillet buger... thats when i doubt that the piece of meat in both burger is the same. they taste similar. jia yi tried to disgust me by eating, spitting out the ice again and again... but drink coke, charge up, and BURP.... i had disgusted him so badly that he went silent.
so the facil go K-box..... cuz i'm "channel 5" so no point stone-ing there. so si min, qing xiao [i call her xiao qing] , li xun [or li shit] , fabian, and me we at parkway parade walking, talking, telling cold stuff. we see the x.mas deco.... the hanging red lights.... then we say: see this thing must do what? - must stop moving when see red light. then the ember lighting on the sign.... -must dash through be4 it turn red. then the one way entry at GIANT -wah no wonder SG population decreasing. then later we go one f the book shop, what "border" then we see the twlight book series.... and later go see the songs CDs.... wah... damn funny. the disney love songs.... wah i very "si bai" [failure] only know a few... but the must know song from tarzan "you'll be in my heart"... eh that one i know hor... my cousin wedding got play be4. u got CLICK FIVE, we got CLAP TEN.... and many cold stuff.
in between we go challeger, and watch li xun play x box.... and he lose to a small boy.... and later at the arcade, supernova, the dance thingy.... then go bookshop. wah really stone-ing while he play lor. then saw one very funny stuff.
qn: what is an isocelese triangle ans: somewhere in the bermuda triangle.
cold stuff:
dao -is knife/sword in chi.
qn: which knife is the longest? ans: tu long dao [ in chi it is a legendary sword in drama] but in eng it sound like "too long dao"
qn: which dao u hate most. ans: dao when i "tao" you ["tao" in hokkien means ignore]
by fabian. our cold jokist. god... u so wanna stand in the oven that they use to roast the chicken in GIANT.
so we were talking that we should have a live theatresport competition every monday from 8-9pm on TV. to replace those pathetic show.
singapore have their own version of games.
game 1: da lao niang goal: using reasonable excuses, we must whack the "lao niang"
["da" -means whack / "lao niang" -means old ladyor lady boss]
game 2: chi ni tofu goal: use excuses to eat other player tofu minimum 3 times.
[ "chi' -means eat / "ni" -means you / "eat ur tofu" -take advantage other people. eg: hold or hug someone of opposite sex. ]
game 3: sai la ji goal: harder hat game. palyer must stuff a given object to another player shirt. [same sex]
[ "sai" -means 'to stuff' / "la ji" -means rubbish. / "sai la ji" -means to stuff rubbish at....]
okay... thats our reflection.. [the pic] very chim.... so i'll explain from top left then slowly go down...
so we have a lightning cloud with a AA battery. it is to represent sun xi yun.... cuz it is really like" Attracting Attention"....[ xi yun in chi direct translation to eng is "happy cloud"] then it strike a bird.... that bird is a crow... cuz we tell alot of VERY COLD JOKE TILL THE CROW GATHER TOGETHER.
on its right, we have a guy falling down, saying "wo lai bei" the "bei" word is learnt from jackie. the free fall represent daring.... that falling guy is sun xi yun again... cuz he always late. then the 5 heads there represent the rest of us.
the 5 rows of stick man represent the games we learnt at TS... the games are..... [ a lot leh... go check the dec 07 post bei ]
below it got a guy revealing his shirt, with the word TS. it represent for us to be more open-minded. the question mark is to think fast, cuz any thing can happen. then the leg is actually a "KAI" word in chi. which means open.
the big tv in the centre represent our group... "yan jing xia." but the "xia" at diff pronounciation means "prawns" thus the mini prawn in the mouth.
the fridge there and the long thermometer with -10'C represent the cold jokes that we said. like ERP = everyday rob people.
the "lu T' represent the green tea. bo shi drink green tea like siao, then the bin represent his role as the "punisher" in the performance. the bin got flies surrounding it.
the poker card is the fact that we pay poker everytime we very sian.
the M sign is macdonalds... cuz we eat a lot lor. then pon seeing it, we rush there to eat, also to show that we must quick response on stage. the ppl and the car...
the enlarging "muffin" represent the human brain, learn more and more, but still happy. cuz we love jackie.... [the heart shape thingy]
then the bottom right corner is for our facil. there is a tree. jun li is very TALL. the lightning conductor. the felicia is the short one. the meng yi is the one dreaming, and the ball with green T is bo shi.
our group had the longest reflection.... stand there in our circle for the longest time.... then all the rest waiting for us. then jackie said his piece, he was crying.... jia yi and me almost...... good grief... next year, must beg teacher to let me go..."TEACHER, LET ME GO TS, ALTHOUGH I NO CONTRIBUTION LIAO" then got last year DVD.... a bit the late.. then go outing.
what ppl said abt me for our grp reflection thingy...
- kiam pa / naughty / irritating.....
-"nei san" direct trans: "internal kindness" oh...a new one.
- a bit the too direct, like talking abt how bad some1 is behind their back.
- without facil, our grp still can survive...
yar lah... i had not really show like my tempr to that "happy cloud" cuz he behaves like my cousin [ my maternal second aunt daughter. the spoilt one] - what ppl say as F-ing immature.... even that JACK is like more mature then him lor. cannot rub him too much, cuz he will break down one. pathetic.
then need go find "li xun" from rivervalley to get all the contact. find him through jack...
50% real / 50% fake 8:46 PM
Tuesday, December 09, 2008
working in slum condition... so sad... kidding. not my grp. our feng shui better. thats yan ci grp.
ppl emo-ing our facil meng yi... when she is not emo.... lots of ppl love those "zi lian" photo nowadays
our poster... ver 2... no pic of ver 3
me and our little votin box....god. i hate those zi lian photo.
10 pm... still need to spray paint... maybe push till tmr...
HMK haven't do!!!!
tmr at city hall 11pm. goodie.... no....
the kiam pa, fears the more kiam pa.... lets see who more kiam pa lah happy cloud... i think i win lor....thats why need someone to control me lor.... or else... wah... will kanna into lots of trouble...
must go something like....
" darling ah... i wanna tell that guy !@#^* is this too much or still okay?" OR
"eh, enough. now shh!."
then i'll respond with a "k."
playful... yar... but i'm really scared when i'm like totally fed up. no talk, no nonsense.... that time
"bu hao wan le" -not fun le. then that dead atmosphere is like scary lah. when i'm still talkin... i'm not mad or pissed yet... u can continue ur teasing or whatever...
i can say i a bit the no childhood... so be lame while u still can, that's why the script i created, is so lame one lor. what abt epic movie two? count me in...
50% real / 50% fake 9:56 PM
so today is like 8/12/08... meaningful...tired.
suppose 11am go bugis.... but reached there at 10am. eat you tiao.... read book. then later go met them. our grp all hear except happy cloud.
SUN XI YUN... happy cloud.... wah.. he drain away my happiness. ungrateful asshole. screwing things up... so yaya after being late... as if he was like a king or something. go fuck ur huge anal probe.
then we were doing then voting box... very cute.... and the poster/flag... then all done...
teased yan ci, said that yong quan a bit the mad with her.. then her reaction like most girls...."eh tell me how i offened him.... help me leh..." ha! so funny. her ass was wet-ened by my milo....
HEY YAN CI IS UR ASS WET?
then at the end... ppl start talking sick.... jia ling was like...."wat is masturbation.." then later more classic one is
"EH U GUYS GOY COMPARE WHOSE [ahem] IS BIGGER OR NOT"
wah... so direct... i started doing does hopping action.... hands at chest level, and say "BOUNCE BOUNCE..." coconuts... that was what i was refering to....
new script. we like plan A and plan A.5 and dislike plan B.
next post put pic...
achmed the dead terorist. x.mas carol:
dashing through the sand with the bomb strap to my back i have a nasty plan for x,mas in iraq i got through checkpoint A but not through checkpoint B that's when i got shotin the ass by the US military
oh jingle bombs jingle bombs mine blew up u see where are all the virgins that bin ladin promise me oh jingle bombs jingle bombs ur solidiers shot me dead the only thing that i have left is this towel upon my head
i used to be a man, but everytime i cough thanks to uncle sam, my nuts keep falling off.
my bombing days are done i need to find some work prephaps it would be much safer as a convient store night clerk
oh jingle bombs jingle bombs i think i got screwed dun laugh at me becuz i'm dead or i kill u
50% real / 50% fake 9:42 PM
thought got put there before... peformance on 12.12.08.... nice no.... ah ma... stage fright leh.... now start liao.... scared.
later at bugis mrt 11pm meet the TS ppl.
50% real / 50% fake 8:24 AM
Sunday, December 07, 2008
tata bitch!
50% real / 50% fake 1:24 PM
Saturday, December 06, 2008
so today actually plan go meet with yan ci group... then later cancel....then later want own grp to meet then cancel, then later say me meng yi, xin zhuo meet, then cancel....then in the end only me and xin zhuo at the bishan library doing the script....
only me and a 280 psle student. scary ah.... if really bang into any sch friends, and they start anything nutty.... i think i should say..."not bad mah.... we go on dutch. pay for ownself..." which is of course one lah... de.
now the purpose of my bank account became clear to me.... it have the possibility to be emptied, for that shop, if needed. hence the stingy attitude.
so at the library, doing the script..... and half way through, saw a one dollar coin on the carpeted floor. no one noticed it... but i did. "a vision for $$$" then while discussing at the corner, there, got one small girl approached us... she abt 4, 5 years old... then told xin zhuo to move, so that the kid could stand at the corner there and look down... u know, the mini glass block in the bishan library.... a little talent with small kids.... can tell what they want.... and had made them cry too, by staring hard enough at them...
my unmarried aunt was like saying how the guys should stand infront in a group, and how girls like to play "follow" behind the guy... but then... a bit the redundant when at safe, public places...
where u wanna go, go lor... it doesn't matter if i did my shopping or not.... it is very fast. just one shop and done liao. i really dislike to walk, walk, walk, then need to turn around to check if u r still there, or lost le... no eye at the back of my head.... and having a slow reaction is good, cuz anything happen, u r hiding behind a human shelter le... so just SKIP THIS STAND IN FRONT/BEHIND RUBBISH... and SHOP!. good grief. say in a layman term.... ur ass is guarded. u r somewhat safe. that blade in the pencil case can handle the crappy cases...
sian ah.. quarantine is nc16... tio kicked out of the cinema. wah.... peik cheh ah.
sometime, got cases where the guys are playing... a bit the hitting each other and stuff, then the girls will like sit in a corner and say "immature" .... okay... just how old u r? fine... u very mature. u wanna be my ah ma, since u so mature? good grief lah. in kindergarden.... the guys make friends, not by talking but rather by some form of hitting and fightning with one another... it is in the GENES man.
a sexy woman walk past, i must admit my attention is diverted. may not be lookin directly, but still keepin an eye on it. learnt from girls..... head not turning, but eyes are moving... cuz... FREE SHOW!. in built pervertedness.
so when it started... it was not really that good. or rather hopless. not tactful and dumb at that time. it was luck, meeting again. still dumb that time. really dumb. now it reached a stage where. it is really silent. one more year leh... will there still be that luck there? i doubt so. eh, i dislike buh byes.
when nothing happens, i'm still in a forever hibernating mood.
when i drop the whole acting thing. it really suxs. all the screwed up stuff.... then everything change.
50% real / 50% fake 9:39 PM
wah... my current life is like workin with girls one lor... older/ younger.... about 65% of the time... not funny being the only guy... this manga nice http://www.onemanga.com/Beast_Master/
pic time:
later at 3.10pm go bishan.. do the votin box.
50% real / 50% fake 12:21 PM
Friday, December 05, 2008
what do u call this... tio stalked? i dun think anyone in the right mind would wanna do that to me lor...
in MRT... giving the dampened + a little mad look, then two girls were like standing beside me.... nvr see properly... dun care.... but not fun okay... then they were like lookin at mee, and so called "whispering" actually.. can sort of hear a little, but did not bother.... u call that whispering.. ha!. actually i wanna smile... but then, cannot lah.... if smile, then jin yi, berlin, and that han wen will start their nonsense again....
purposely put on this pissed off look. actually, i'm totally okay... but for show one lah.. but ppl still get fooled. to a certain extent.
having a ear piece in my ear, does not mean i'm listening to music...
ga. i dislike this kind of occasion.... like i kanna hunted... then cannot run some more.
actually i dun quite understand too... this kind of actions... for a guy, it is the standard place to stare at.. the coconuts.... then the guy have what? the face, not much to say mah...
if not wearing that cldds T, then the junior weren't there, i'll really stare back at them.... see how they play it from there.... see how u die.... bitch.
if half way suddenly smile leh, then must quickly change, then say something like "dun play le bah" but not common... but need plan B want mah....
change from the pissed, to happy kind of look quickly... can why not? provided if u say that u really can't stand this kind of face le then can lah... but first... BEG. kneel down and "bai bai" i dun mind joss stick. i'm already half-god at the rate i keep missing lunch or dinner.
50% real / 50% fake 11:38 PM
You Are in the Genital Stage of Development
According to Dr. Freud, you've reached the genital stage of development.
Whatever issues you may have had in your childhood have been resolved.
You don't have any hang ups, and you are able to function as a stable adult.
You are the model of being well-adjusted, and you are able to balance your life beautifully.
link: http://www.tsporters-singapore.blogspot.com/
working in slum condition... so sad... kidding. not my grp. our feng shui better. thats yan ci grp.
ppl emo-ing our facil meng yi...
when she is not emo.... lots of ppl love those "zi lian" photo nowadays
our poster... ver 2... no pic of ver 3
