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Wednesday, October 29, 2008
desmond chiong can teach bio... and it ROCKS!!!! then bio spa screwed up... no bubbles, no froth..... be generous.... 0.1cm.... k? e math.... dun understand a shit. a math... knida get it... chi.... got compo to do leh... sian eng... "what? do what? i was sleeping" bio.... chiong-ing spa chem.... take in, give out heat phy.... [-NO INPUT DETECTED-] ss.... many "yars" geog.... eat more vege.
level ranking..... deprove.... 19 to 23.... ern got 19....
increasing ur heartbeat, is voluntary or involuntary.... errr. voluntary... -watch "u know what lah" i shall not say it is porn.
good grief... i can speak now, but me throats hurt like.... shit.
got a "vision" if i were to go "down-there" then the pic, setting will be in hell.... then got one small office..."finance department" door closed.... then got speech bubble... "u see satan? using this flamer, is more expensive, but in the long run, it saves, and cut down cost. "
then another vision if is "up-there" the "supreme-being" okay... god..... with the super computer, tallying up my good deeds and bad deeds, deciding go up or down.... but the good deeds are more, with the "supreme-being" finger hovering above the button {stay in heaven} then i'm standing in the background, holding a tool box.... and a shirt with design on it... design: i'm here to fix ur com.
outa go yan ru house one day.... then, prepare for a damn good laugh.... on YOUTUBE! it would be the kinda best prank ever.... ppl ain't gonna like it....
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Tuesday, October 28, 2008
We are on the today 6.30pm Channel 8 news 的 dv 校园 ( over liao...don't bother "oning" [ englishly...there is no such word ] ur TV) ... And the topic is on our school aces day...=D Which mean 1) We can see our class cheering " E1 " 2) We got a few of our classmates being interviewed 3) You can see Chin Teck run like the wind.....just kidding ( i mean the " wind " part ) and many other scenes
lets just say, our stock market drop about more then half liao okay.... 3000 ++ points till 1500-- points. 50% drop...... hmm..... drop more! drop more! drop till about 20% -30% left then i think maybe it is time to re-enter the market.... buy at the lowest price. enter it when it hit rock bottom.
dad actually wanted to enter the market during aug, be4 it drop like siao, but he delay here, delay there, nvr enter, then [considered lucky] the market drop...... good grief..... his luck is always so good...... n he does no "praying".....
yeah.... got mc, 2 days.
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k.. lets be frank... during lesson, me and yan ru, were, indeed bored, so we change the lyrics for the "backstreet boys are gay" song. it is bo liao... yes, but kill time... then ern notice it.... actually it doesn't matter. just a ern, since when i had not been the no. 1 hated person..... i get that a lot... so u want to go crazy over it... fine, by all means then...
the songs is mainly derived from NYK physical properties.... had no put his name there, so no one can complain, unless they themselves believe that they have these bad qualities. describing a person "properties/details" not 100% refering to that person....
say cheapskate, stingy..... and whatever u want, but only a damn sensitive person would think ppl are talking abt them, or else, heck care lah..... why bother to care abt others so so so so so so so much?
lets quote from george carlin "when u can't even safe urself, u want to save the f-ing planet" same theory apply. save urself first, then save others..... or else, dun bother so much..... "being too stubborn, harms ppl around u" so for really trival things, forget it lah.... just another person trying to act as a worthless piece of shit, so let them be.
the diff between me and yan ru..... hmmm.... i love more surprises. surprise surprise, i got more up my sleeves. carrying out threats is sometime really dumb, esp is to hit someone.... grow up would u? use other tactics lah, give the oppenent a little scare..... that kind of do some good reduction in his moral to fight or retailate...
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You Are a Bright Star Soul
Like a shining star, you have no trouble being the center of attention
In fact, you often feel a bit hurt when all eyes aren't on you
You need to be number one in everything, no matter how trivial
And it's this ego that both hurts your confidence and helps you achieve
You're dramatic and a powerhouse of pure energy
You possess a divine quality or uniqueness that's hard to define
A natural performer, it's likely you'll become famous in some circles.
Just learn not to take everyone's reaction to you so personally!
Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul and Prophet Soul
that is the only one that have black fur.... the gray one too gray.... waste space mah... so shhh.
shit... got fever..... but not too bad.... got the cl shirt done/half done, now need to get the $$$ then okay liao.... jia yi the slacker....
did ern said something about blog hacker? hmmm... the counselor would love to do such a case..... how about a few points taken away? grief.... i hate counselor, but they are indeed useful. [ come one lah ern... this kind of comments, really no need to do any "flaming" or wat u call it okay? it is normal... get use to it lah...]
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Sunday, October 26, 2008
lets do a little bo liao stuff went out to makan, saw a guy t-shirt, with a lame design...
plain green t shirt, with these words on it: SPREAD VEGETARIANISM, YOU COULD COME BACK AS A COW
my question is... GOT COME BACK MEH? no mah, not coming back so eat lah.... i don't recall that i booked a return ticket to earth. i thought it is one way only.... one way trip.... when u r gone... u're gone.
now i got a good reason why i do not bother to say "sorry". the problem is.... it is done, it is done. saying "sorry" is really....er.... IT IS POETIC AND IT IS QUAINT -quoted from george carlin on death.
it sound nice.... de of course,[poetic] but no point rite? [quaint]
when one did something bad, and ppl ask them why they did it..... yar, got a good reply... JUST FOR THE SAKE OF ARGUMENT
something george carlin missed out on going "up-there" or "down-there" when u are "up-there" well, u got plenty of free show... when u are "down-there" u got plenty of up skirt.
so is there a diff going up or down? no rite. either place got plenty of free show.
ppl with a belief in the "invisible man" always ask "why me? why i get this kind of bad things happening to me. tell me!" .... the ans is in the charlie brown comic strip.... "NOTHING PERSONAL, YOUR NAME HAPPENS TO BE ON THAT LIST"
watched some "programes" my mum got this disc which show how the child is in debt to the parents.... [a certain religion point of view] woah.... due to tech, medical sci and stuff, many "debt" was kind of -removed. mama in pain due to labour..... excuse me, operation when u r unconscious..... the pain come after the labour...
some things involves LOGIC! where certain ppl have BIG PROBLEMS with it... "suay" lor [unlucky in dialect]
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be lame day!!! found this thingy in my sch bag...
good grief...
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Friday, October 24, 2008
more more more...
if u dun understand... go dig ur ear
50% real / 50% fake 10:34 PM
pai seh ern.... type a bit the too fast... edit the post liao.... i meant "can't" not can.... screw.... the keyboard.... getting old... err... thanks yan ru?
LYRICS:
[Ken] Wanna go for a ride?
[Barbie] Sure, Ken!
[Ken] Well, forget it!
[Barbie] I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl Sad I have it, I should bag it Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation
[Ken] You're so ugly You disgust me
[Barbie] I'm a bland homely girl All alone in the world I'm as flat as a board Thin and leggy,
[Ken] You're a dog, and a troll Were you hit by a train? Don't go near you' Cause your breath is skanky
[Barbie] Don't get touched I'm afraid' Cause guys say I'm an eyesore
Boo hoo!
I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl Sad I have it, I should bag it Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation
[Ken] You're so ugly You disgust me
[Barbie] Boo hoo, hoo, yeah
[Ken] You're so ugly You disgust me
[Barbie] Boo hoo! Boo hoo! Oh, let's go out and have some fun!
now lets see where is shitty... cuz got two 74 and a 73
with 1 more mark: -L1R5 can get 10. [add to 74 for chi/humanities]
with 2 or 3 more mark: -L1R5 can get 9. [add to 74 for chi and humanities or 73 for chem]
with 4 more mark: -L1R5 can get 8.
lets say... four mark can be gotten, if during exam, dun be so careless..... oh shit! ern got 15 in class, 16 is zhi min.... good grief... she got lots of tuition....
now... the remarks:
-cheerful disposition / get along well with classmate definition of disposition: 1: the act or the power of disposing or the state of being disposed 2 a: prevailing tendency, mood, or inclination b: temperamental makeup c: the tendency of something to act in a certain manner under given circumstances [kinda mean cheerful appearance only, but not totally cheerful]
-motivated person if i'm motivated, then lim is hardcore
-improve quality of work this one must agree... write bigger
-enjoy cca i dun wanna go home. stay out of house better.
-fluent speaker / use talent i dun see the chances of me using this "talent".... for who to see?
-work hard, and succeed yup... standard line nvr change.
i am in so deep shit.... it is what my "lim pei" do that makes everything look bad... when he "lian chou chou" [chi translation: face black black (unhappy)] then must still act as if nothing happen, i very happy, when i already very mad with something liao.... good grief.... i dun really add on to his problem..... sometimes he add on to my problems...
want me study well, want me to run, like got stamina.... want this want that.... a bit the greedy huh? think must do like boey or zhi min... go tution for the sci...
the only thing that is same about me and my dad, is that, our appearance very fake... the only difference abt this is that i fake it more then my dad do.
tonight.... got nice show liao.... those parents who cain the child, makes the child skin more "thick" those parents who use emotion to teach the child a lesson... err.... kinda make them more numb to this kind of things... fake a crying scene, so that can reduce the nagging time..... yar... why not... maybe in all come down to something..... something call.... er.... no trust.
saw boey parents.... mum and dad.... explains a lot. from them, i CAN'T see the "fake mr nice guy" expression. when ppl at home already doing it... i think i'll be original.... "fake mr bad guy"
listening to radio... got the narated story.... then grandma, look one eye at the grandchild, then can instantly tell what is wrong, though the parent can't tell.... hmm.... my grandma outa upgrade her skills...
now... go cl, come back, then kanna scolding....
50% real / 50% fake 12:07 PM
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
slow songs are easy to chang the lyrics... agree?
this one the animation nicer... though... aft watching it on yan ru zen.... then remember this....
50% real / 50% fake 9:34 PM
lyrics down there. me favourite paradoy
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This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers.
This is freakin' brilliant. The embarrassment I endure I thought I saw an angel I was completely sure She smiled at me on the subway Turned out she was a man I didn't know until I tried to sleep with her After 8 black and tans
But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bump right here I shouldn't've drank so much beer.
Yeah, she had one lazy eye But I couldn't tell in that light. You should have seen the look on my face When we got home that night. And I said, "What the----oh my! Can we turn off the lights?" But she just took off her clothes and my lust turned to fright.
But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bulge right here. Why did I drink so much beer?
No no no no no, No no no no no no, No no no no no no!
But she was beautiful, I promise she was beautiful You gotta believe me she was beautiful, I swear. I bet a flock of angels had smiles on their faces As they watched me almost hook up with her—him—her—him—oh, gosh. But it's time to face the truth I got drunk and made out with a dude.
50% real / 50% fake 9:27 PM
the future...im am proposing that we have a class gathering in the future.yeah! okay. details. [if you ever take it seriously like i do...] Date: 10years from now, which is 20october 2018. Time: 12pmPlace: SIX RESTAURANT AND BAR [the one that we have walked past today, near the bird sculpture. yeah. if itis not there anymore then we meet at bird sculpture or somewhere on tt particular street!] COOL enough?so please remember the special date! (:*hey! must really take it seriously. we're see who will remember the class gathering. i bet i will not change my hp no. so...see everyone 10years down the street of the singapore river!then we're like gather with different uniforms and outfit with different career background.hmm.remember this guys!
when this class go crazy.... yup... they go nuts... all the way... so pro rite?
go the fort canning there.... feed mosquito..... then my group got deprived childhood, go playground, build sandcastle... got marina barrage thingy on 1,2 nov.... wah tired... then tio sabo for the graphical calculator thing..... hope got reason to skip some .... got nice pic of ppl sleeping.... so funny lah... esp zeke one..
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Sunday, October 19, 2008
Hinder – Without You
I just wanna be alone tonight I just wanna take a little breather Cause lately all we do is fight And every time it cuts me deeper
Cause something’s changed You’ve been acting so strange And its taking its toll on me Its safe to say that I’m ready to let you leave
Without you, I live it up a little more everyday Without you, I’m seein myself so differently I didn’t wanna believe it then But it all worked out in the end When I watched you walk away Well I never thought I'd say I’m fine Without you
Called you up cause’ it’s been long enough And you said that you were so much better We have done a lot of growing up We were never meant to be together
Cause something changed, you were acting so strange And it’s taken its toll on me It’s safe to say that I’m ready to let you leave
Without you, I live it up a little more everyday Without you, I’m seein myself so differently I didn’t wanna believe it then But it all worked out in the end When I watched you walk away Well I never thought I'd say I’m fine Without you
Cause something changed, you were acting so strange And it’s taken its toll on me It’s safe to say that I’m ready to let you leave
Without you, I live it up a little more everyday Without you, I’m seein myself so differently I didn’t wanna believe it then But it all worked out in the end When I watched you walk away Well I never thought I'd sayI’m fine, Without you Without you Without you Without you I just wanna be alone tonight, I just wanna take a little breather.
ya know, hinder got this habit of repeating the first few line... like lips of an angel... he also repeat the first 2 lines.... so what is this called... his style.... end with the first few line, then the whole song background instrument music becomes softer, only vocal then end song. but leh.. the actual performance not as good... wasted.
50% real / 50% fake 9:46 AM
sucky stuff abt hinder is the 30 sec preview on imeem
learning carnival suxs... the dance enrichment got a gay guy, talking abt dance, then he act as if everyone so interested in dance like that. jia yi is act gay sometime... that guy is totally freaking F gay....
the sports leh... 3e1 lose at the second match. volleyball was pathetic... can serve to the other side then win liao... sucker.... yan ru senior won anyway.... like yar...
go science centre, got the lecture on grand canyon. that "SCIENTIST" or lecturer... very pro, use bare hand touch dry ice... lim said these ppl are disposable... the prob with the structure of this so called auditorium there, is that once u turn around, got free show... what lim consider up skirt. that lecturer, a bit the slow at explanation.... then we saw our E407 friend, with a bimbo, around him for sometime. good grief, one like to spent money, one like to give money.... not small amount of $$ but more then few hundred $$ then is their business liao.
phy graph, weird weird one... sian ah...
ohoh, remember something liao... now watching a drama series... dvd from "neighbouring country" then the plot is totally like, can be expected... watch a little bit, can tell the main plot.... but not the side complication, cuz can easily add in and removed / solve the prob in a few episode.... grief... no good movie nowadays... sucky ah...
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Thursday, October 16, 2008
k.... phy got 70 for whole year.... ern got 76, screw. chinese got 74, according to cherp...
sorry lah jia chin.... lucky u nvr hit ur head, godd grief, he fall for the same thing like in pri 6.... when siting down, make sure one of ur legs kinda hook to the chair leg lah
just prepare for the SPA now lor... peik che.
hey... death race not bad mah.. quite nice... got gore lah...
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Tuesday, October 14, 2008
sucky results... 72.25 for average.... now pray that the other common test should pull the score higher... especially chinese.... cham... 9/24.... for compre.chem damn careless. bio suka suka do, phy no hope.... math not bad.... huamnities okay.... then the rest sucky lor..... die lah... zheng yong maybe first, then long wen then lim, then jordan, then dunno liao.... jia chin also very high...
lets say the total improve by 0.2 percent for average, compared to SA1...
eng improved by 4 or 3 marks... 64 -68 [64.8 -67.5] a math got improved.... [dunno how much] e math got improve [dunno how much] chem deproved... due to severe careless-ness and grammar and mis-interpretation of qn phy deproved... last time got so high was dumb luck bio leh... got improve.... but when going the paper really sian sian type... chi... screw up.... due to the compre....9/24.... shit. the rest quite good. geog improve by one mark... ss improved form 25 -33....
heng not o-level.... everything need 0.5 or one mark, to make the grades look nicer... but weirdly, after exams, the concepts and stuff, appear more clearer also.... shit.... but leh... hard to forget... so got good point lah...
now is see the "lim pei" [dad in hokkien] face colour.... see he happy or not lah.... but he focus mostly on the deprovemnet.... so die liao lor....
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Sunday, October 12, 2008
coz it's easy once you know how it's done you can't stop now it's already begun you feel it running through your bones and you jerk it out
the chorus for jerk it out... sound wrong though
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oh hell, received a call from pri sch kid... that jun ying. good grief he kinda irritarting u know.
so had a conversation, wasting about five mins of my life... entertain that kiddo.
want to go out?, i'm sure u will say no me: for what. go out lah me: where, do what. u know the robinson at somersat me: [should know...] why. go there buy things me: what? go there buy things lah me: [silent] u know the bugis there, can walk till the sim lim me: yar so? then go sim lim buy the it stuff lah me: for what? no. so u going me: no you got anything to do at home me: surf net. so u going or not? me: no! say earlier lah, i got voucher for the robinson.
so till the end, then he says he got a voucher, that can be used at the robinson.... so having a voucher then want ppl to follow him... good grief... it is not as if u r going to give me the voucher to spend it... it is unlikely i'll be buying clothes now, it is more unlikely for me to go sim lim with that kid, to see the it stuff. he would not be using his brain when he buys stuff. it is just see and buy..... and he don't have the $$$ what is the point of jalan jalaning around, not buying stuff, and just looking at it, makes u feel bad, cuz u can't afford it huh? craz. come on lah.... if really go out, then through out the whole journey would be "you know that..." OR "hey my sch got... ur sch leh..." wah piang... the worst and lameness things to talk abt... seriously, there is nothing to talk abt...
at least sam lim talk abt sci / a little politics and stuff yan ru can joke around ernest can say lots of stuff cherp got many topics to talk abt... girls leh... dunno... depend... if they talking abt the absorbtion rate of different pads... then i seriously nothing to say....
the shitiest thing is that on tue should get back results... shit! then got learning carnival... double shit!! then got post exams stuff triple shit!!! then got SPA quardiple shit!!!! then got the whole of next year till o level... GOD DAMN MOTHER F*CKING SHIT!!!!!!!
screw...
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jokes...
The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two parts of his body.
The officer got to choose what those two points would be. The first officer who accepted, asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.
The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with $96,000.
The third one was a grisly old Chief who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, "from the tip of my weenie to my testicles."
It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous two officers had received But the old Chief insisted and they decided to go along with him, providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer.
The medical officer arrived and instructed the Chief to "drop 'em," which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief's weenie and began to work back.
Oh Man!" he suddenly exclaimed, "Where are your testicles?"
The old Chief calmly replied... "Vietnam."
where get kid: Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.
Child: Mother, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well dear...a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their room...they kiss and hug and have sex. (The daughter looks puzzled.) That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey.
Child: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into you and daddy's room you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?
Mom: Jewelry, dear.
7 guys: Seven wise men smarter than shit, decided to make a pair of tits.
First was a miner who came from the ground, Grabbed a shovel and made two mounds.
Next was a sculptor after being soothed, With skillful hands he made them smoothed.
Third was a mattress maker who was a bit sleazy, But worked on the boobs to make them squeezy.
Fourth came a tailor who could tuck and nip, At the top of it he made a tip.
Fifth was a farmer that gave them milk, Coming from the tip smooth as silk.
Sixth was a father that burst out and said, "If she feeds the kids, I stay in Bed!"
Finally was a pimp who said with some spit, after licking and sucking "This is definitely a tit!"
part 2: Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, smart with wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Second was carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee, touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
Last came a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.
okay... enough sick stuff.... yi heng willl get very aroused one..... then need go find [AHEM] again... good grief
hey lim, don't u find urself a little too kiam pa, to put a message on the tagboard, and smsing me as well. u "chi bao mei shi zuo" [chi] or "jia ba bo tai ji"[hokkien] (eat finish, nothing to do) huh? k... rite now, i really nothing to do, so lets be bo liao and extract something from ur blog.
And i bet Seng Chin Teck would get a lot higher than me. You know, he drowns himself by studying to forget all the sorrows he has. He's the worst investor i had ever seen.
er.... studying don't help it... and er... you don't forget it.... k. three more years till 18.... but the taste of certain booze,beer, alcohol..., a bit the weird...
lets bet er... $10. i will lose samuel lim.... serious... so wanna bet lim? i'll teach u how to bet... $10 can go cinema movie liao...
if i lost the bet.... lim gain $10, he gain credibility for his words that i really study a lot, and ppl would trust him / believe in him. if i won the bet... this meant that lim had been spreading propaganda that i studied really hard, when he is doing it himself... so lets bet k....
but as per normal... this is something that requires TERMS AND CONDITION APPLIED. so.... entertain me lim..... now i see some fun in u... entertain me.
i want to see how crazy i could get at times.... er.... sadly lim, u cannot follow my style... be original man.... don't tell me the entire of ur life you had been modelling ppl that are good, and nvr learnt the bad things that ppl do.... learn it, but not use it... if u really are following ppl doing... u r one dumb fuck asshole.
screw u.
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You Are 27% Impulsive
You're a pretty stable and serious person. You don't take things lightly.
This doesn't mean you can't have fun - you just have fun responsibly.
You definitely have a spontaneous side, but you only let loose when it's appropriate.
damn... a lot to say, but nothing to say... i am so split up right now.
50% real / 50% fake 9:45 AM
yeah.. the "joke" is done, but not posting it on blog. suka
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lets reply some stuff. grief my eyes hurt aft watching 39 episode of anime in 2 days. per day abt 7.5-10 hours infront of com. cannot watch anyone.
8 Oct 08, 00:52 Samuel Lim: Chin Teck is the No.1 public enemy -hey lim, u m*t*e* f*c*e* / j*ck*ss / *ss*ole / piece of s*it. go suck ur own cock gay! god damn you.... u are so full of propagandas.... the bad stufff more... and it is more then me.... this is unacceptable.... i'm losing!!!
8 Oct 08, 03:56 ern: im so "happy" for him. -er.... torry, i really Don't catch it. i see no ball flying my way.
8 Oct 08, 04:28 KahJun: samuel lim, you are the worst lah. -thank you kah jun... i had not actively participated in killing cockroaches for a few months liao.
8 Oct 08, 22:38 Chin Teck: U suck! -okay.... which baka is it.... bear bear again? khuang khuang, or yong khuang the bear. if u can't reach my standard of having someone coming to you and saying "u very bad leh" then don't use my name.
8 Oct 08, 23:14 Samuel Lim: No, you ask everyone in our class. Everyone hates him - geez lim.... everyone "LOVES" u... pamper u.... give u what u want.... oh good grief, u done... come on lah.... it is a matter of choice how bad i want to be mah.... good grief... i can control it, but sometimes, you are just plain, fucking selfish... more then me bitch.... seflish when it comes to helping out in terms of hmk.... i can fu*k***ly reassure u, i did more charity then you... so i'll surely out live you... wanna bet.. about 50 years from now... hell notes, 2 thousand dollars.
9 Oct 08, 00:59 ern: samuel i thought u and yan ru are good friend of ct? -ah... nice qn... define "good friend" dunno. maybe me and yan ru better. cuz we somewhat got the same sense of humour.
k. that day, aft chi, me, yan ru and lim go library... me and yan ru are sitting at the long cushion thingy, then lim alone at the table.... good grief.... for some unknown reason, we talked abt lim.
yan ru says he lack humour. HUMOUR! good grief. the day i'm without it, hoho. should be the day my uncle dies.... FINALLY! he is dead! party ah. yes, lim lack humour, that is becuz of his character... one part of him, which is "i cannot lose" and if he lost, he would go sulky.... jokes and prank, surely one person is the victim... he will nvr be the victim, not even participating in the joke, lest he made a fool of himself. hey i got evi okay.
EVI: got one joke, the [ nene, nini, neni, and nine ] k... that joke, that time me and lim together, then if not wrong, it is zheng yong coming to us telling us that joke. the instant zheng yong said "eh samuel, say nene" u outa see lim responds, "go try on chin teck" then.... ah dumb f**kly tried the joke and kanna. so no need the explanation... ppl have common sense.
me leh, i will say, maybe lim lack a little cow sense. common sense, built in instinct.... he protects his "face" yes... or pride... kinda a lot. not saying dumb things, that may make him look ??? [lose face/ malu] so it is a joke / prank / experiment, with yan ru and lim.
are you a hetro or homo? [for guys only] qn: would u be sucking someone else c**k [another word for chicken], or licking someone else p*s*y [another word for cat]
so results... err yan ru first said "the second option" okay... that is logical, cuz he is not that open to say it out, but eventually he said out the words, in full, every word of the second option. cuz... i is a god damn joke... he sense the tone. the joking tone.
lim leh.... he said "the second option" and nvr said it in full. but walk away.... check mate... i win. overall is lim like to tell other what he knows, his achievements and stuff... who the hell want to hear all this when you are having party mood.
so still the same line... appearances are deceiving.
is this a little or a lot of back stabbing to lim.... think abt it.... it is saying abt the bad things of him... so i became the "bad friend" of him... so by doing that, i allowed him to get what he wants... the idea of others treating me as the no. 1 public enemy...
actually lim is not that bad... except he needs a listening ear... someone to listen to all his talking... maybe he does not want to keep it inside of him.... i kinda grown a bit sick of all these. it is nice to have someone to talk to... but apparently, no one could stand that part of me going so negative... so keep it to urself lor... then how. [ if u r thinking of "go tell ur parents" i can tell u it is the last thing i wanna do] this is what you get when ur enviroment is something like this is what u get for doing this thing, and they can joke about it infront of relatives and friends.... yes... should try it...very malu, humiliating. its a joke, yes... this is where i get overboard with my jokes.... so indirectly my parents had taught me to over-joke.
short pause from all this.... u got notice the tone? from happy to offensive then to slight funeral type...?
hey i got another joke coming up...
50% real / 50% fake 8:24 AM
Tuesday, October 07, 2008
exams.... shit. so watchin south park.. tmr bio, then party... chem and phy no good. geog also. aft e math, zhi min asked me abt how it was... first thing on my mind. SHIT. DAMN. FUCK. SCREW.
i nvr work well with curves and curve ruler.... hell of time with graph... and phy... just got crappier...
50% real / 50% fake 7:03 PM
Saturday, October 04, 2008
wah... yes.. i killed the kungfu guy... i arrowed his ass! k.... some imitation game, something like metal slug..... at miniclip,
yes the game is lame, but for 5 min entertainment, it is not bad... exactly 5 mins, before my dad comes home and need to shut the com.
50% real / 50% fake 10:56 PM
yeah exam period.... i nvr wish anyone much luck... when i already need all the luck myself.... need to "save luck" good grief my hair turned more brown.... ah poopie.
still party mood. a bit numb to exams....shit.... lim also... we can still play com as per normal....
when it comes to "joking" i admit i can quite go a little too much. so let's joke...
the news got this 15 years old girl, commited suicide with a guy... then originally is 3 ppl plan together, then cancel, then the two person came back again to jump. it is the girl idea to jump, to avoid going to girl's home or something, then the guy is "accompany" her jump one. what kind of friend is that guy.... bunkers man... i don't see myself going "up there" nor "down there" if i were to jump... but if got "up there" and "down there"
i have a vision. if the was a "up there" or "down there"... i think when i reached "up there" i will see the gates of heaven, with the ez-linking tapping machine attatched there. then, upon moving closer, i will see a sign there. OUT OF ORDER. or noticed that i left my ez-link card on earth... then it will be a good time to say: JUST FUCKINGLY TELL ME I AM GOING TO HELL. :D
end of my vision.
the appropriate tone, or mood to read this blog, should be those light hearted type, relax joking... then add in the SOUTH PARK way of speaking.... that unique tone.... it is nice lor... i like south park.
oh my god, they killed samuel (lim) [the actual word is "kenny"] you bastard!
that running gag of kenny dying...
hey chief, what is a prositute/clitoris/sex pistol....
the poor cheif very funny.
50% real / 50% fake 6:43 PM
Friday, October 03, 2008
yeah, A-math ppr finish...
rather okay. the time quite a lot. the trigo need thinking... presentation screwed only.
jia chin said i "be happy when others are in deep shit" quite true.... so normal ppl, with their moral values, or point of view, will most likely tell themself that a bad thing had happen to their friend, and they should pity, help out their friend. so this is when u have much consideration for others...
my point of view: - u r in deep shit, not me. - haha. remember to laugh - lucky i nvr kanna - oh, my friends are now saying that i should not be happy, and should help out the ppl in deep shit. then see if my help is needed or not lah.
good grief... lesser consideration for others.... definately yes, more for oneself... de. common sense. do you notice that most stuff, have something at the bottom : TERMS AND CONDITION APPLIED. so.... what is free, is usually crappy. then... unless it is my own free will to help someone, or else, i find it totally reasonable to charge $$$. this happens among blood relatives, and further more, friends are not related by blood. get the point.
let's say that i'm not a very good friend, the few hours aft the exam had ended, if i think i did well, and smiling...
then jia chin kinda said abt how mad i will make kai lun on monday, abt a-math.... good. if one is angry, have advatages and disadvantages towards exams...
advantages: maybe ur "blood boil" so bld pressure increase, more bld to brain, think faster.... no need when panic then bld pressure rise. that type no good. convert ur anger into ur advantage.
disadvantage: err if you a bit the paranoid, keep thinking abt this, then got blockage in ur train of thoughts, then u screw up...
control what things u allow to get to u. block out many things from ur mind.
so still got exams.... die lah... must memorise and study... shit.
50% real / 50% fake 10:17 PM
Thursday, October 02, 2008
shit... a bit the mentally unstable.... screw.
50% real / 50% fake 6:40 PM
how nice is it, to close ur eyes, and sleep for like.... forever? woah... that is nice.... so shiok.... but where is the alarm clock?
so everything is the same again... rather the same.... think, don't feel. very very very big difference between these two words...
50% real / 50% fake 6:35 PM
ah sian.. tmr got A-math.exam period, but don't feel the urge to study... shit.... at least the notes okay liao.
so watched, the hottie and the nottie.... then somewhere in the video, comes this message, saying that
"I" am a simple person, very easy to please me.
what does this means leh..... good grief, it is for show, that person damn hard to please. if that person was really that simple to please, be happy by simple actions, that person, won't even make that statement. so it is just for show.... i don't see myself saying that.
liwen pad, was taken by ???/ then kanna poured water on it.... benjamin wanna go toilet, high tide, then tan seow lan, said that he must describe in bio terms, what makes him wanna pee.
happy children day to all of those shorter then me. then kai lun commented that i meant those who are not as sick as me....
i admit, i can be rather the perverted at times.... common lah... little fun spice up the day. then i don't bother retaliating much when ppl shoot me with stuff.... eh, i got record one hor.... any move, then i'm screwed.
er... pai seh lah ern, "T-ORRY" abt ur bag.... a bit the too much fun liao... as i had said before.... it is hard to get my sincere apology... those fake "sorry" i can say like siao....
50% real / 50% fake 5:50 PM
SCT the crapper.
SADIST
PARSIMONIOUS
POIKILOTHERMIC
PLEGMATIC
I.D.C AWARD WINNER
NON-CONVENTIONALIST
ATHEIST!
maybe i should buy this... but leh, shelves no place liao...but very nice leh...
