pork tail rosti with smoked salmon marche oil price sleeping.
very sian...
eng left book review chi haven't do chem anyhow do bio finished phy finished e math crappy a math many wrong... survey haven't do... sian
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Monday, June 09, 2008
samuel lim is a sicko.... that asshole come back from chalet keep sending me sms, say u rape who.... he must have did it himself... got one sms, he said:" no chance lah, girls don't want...." the main point is the word "CHANCE" this word meant that:
he wanted to rape someone but not given the opportunity
good grief, saumel lim is a mother fucker terror rapist.... jackass finished his hmk liao...
the chalet made into a movie... the ratings:
PG: violence NC16: vulgar language M18: sex humour R21: racist and religion topics
joel said about BJ.... grief....
to ernest: i wanted to download your "wolfteam"? then later i think of the trouble, i cancel it.... screw wolfteam...
hmk very bad... still got alot, must remember to do the teacher survey....
the 1+ cousin jayden can stand now.... grief, he is cute. now he got teeth, start bitting whatever he sees. the jebez was playing com, then everytime his plane crash, he say:" see lah, you bang me, you shoot me you.... excuseful.
that fucking cheapskate uncle went around announcing my cousin b'day... so can collect present... fuck you you babboon brained ass hole, rectum... we pay for your daughter phone bill for fucking long time, still come claim present..... i really want to atttend your funeral.... asap.
lim, don't be greedy, you got ellice for your night scene, later the rubber/plastic tear then you die,
50% real / 50% fake 4:54 PM
Friday, June 06, 2008
its crappy
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Thursday, June 05, 2008
with that lighter, samuel discovered a dead frog that was run over by a bike and got hell lots of ants on it. we place tissue, then light em on fire.... before tat, ellice came, but samuel was mia.... damn it. the syrup drink that zheng yong poured, was 100% concentrated, so give lim n he split the syrup with us. get diabetes... the schoolars left at 10+pm, cuz they must return by 11.30pm lastest.... many ppl left then we continue to bbq stuff. at the bbq pit, mr ang played black magic and "take picture" then mr ang everytime see we blur blur, then very happy. later joesph and jing loon invented their own ver. n go fool mr ang.... mr ang was accused to be racist due to what he did.... planned by samuel lim and yan ru. eat roasted marshmallow... nice
point to the sea at night. n ask "can you see indians standing at the beach?"[there is no one at the beach] most ppl will say NO which means you are racist as you can't see them at night. and MR ANG GOT FOOLED!
later on the bbq, they over there telling jokes, sick, dirty, religious..... somewhere near 12am, mr ang left us. and when mr ang left us, some 18-30 years old ppl got drunk at their bbq pit . benjamin noticed it n told us to remain quiet.... yar but actually is act normal but quieter.... then later no more fights liao. they combine one big gang... at the wrong time, li wen scream due to some ??? got a candle, then started burning stuff. sam place tissue in the glass root beer bottle, light it on fire, let it burn.... no more candle-light dinner... enviromental friendly, used tissue, and old bottle light candle. ernest acted to suck on the crab stick with pleasure. a bit the M18
change to phy lesson: at night,it is land breeze, wind blow to sea, but when we bbq-ing, it become sea breeze, cuz the land very hot. yong khuang never got roasted... the tender ribs of carebear. reason why carebear was not allowed to stay overnight... a carebear is cute, so influence many kid, which means he can influence thinking... he mind is not clean... so if stay overnight, just need his mouth to change to topic from G to PG to NC16 to M18 and finally to R21 then get some alcohol, wah lah, chpt 17 bio practical... err, this is only for lim and ellice, we got reserve the space under the bed for them, so don't follow.
that time joesph, weng lum, zhen wei dunno go where, and ernest need to go to the down town east there the main hall. firstly it is dark. next, we dunno how many drunk ppl out there. ernest said accompany him there. i bring him there, return alone... grief, i'll get lost one. so call GC to come along. firstly go to the chalet go get ernest stuff. on the way there, there was one groups of guy.... obviously larger than us, climbing, banging kicking the fire exit gate... rowdy behavior means we keep low profile... imagine three noob with only one of the root beer bottle,glass, and one group of muscles coming out of everywhere of their body, ppl. we sure die, so ernest talked damn loud, we shut him up, and pass them quickly. then got small group of ppl with cigar stick burning, polluting the enviroment... which is tat they are smoking approaches... u stand single line. one bang from them and can start fight... wait for his papa to come fetch him then return to the bbq pit... it's quiet at 1am in the morning.
li wen said the hard working ppl start eating sting rays and stuff, so bbq started. we leave the food to bbq then sit around then go talk talk. they said 2e4 sucky... yar, must admit. with one roger ther, god damn that baka, he should never be born, spoil mood, party. actual GC said :"geez honey, i was about to pull out when the phone rang and it startled me" then talk about how i know this guy/girl.... audrey said she nvr knew zheng feng existed... then joel came, they talked about BJ... then they commented that actually you do the opposite of it. you don't blow into the straw, you suck. they asked why always point middle finger... SAVE SALIVA, salivary amylase. they said about benjamin being emo...got meh? the atmosphere is always 9pm... i drip ice on yan ru neck, then he whack me in the chest... i wanna claim insurance, medical fees, MC.... 2.30am, clear up liao. benjamin tells his fortune by reading the smoke. so when they extiguished the fire, ben go tell fortune again... the singapore ver. of GC, tells his fortune by circumcising the carebear... me spelling suxs...
go back chalet... they climb the gate for the ice box... return to chalet, jing loon tell ghost story.. li wen freak out... go bath.... wait for GC n Lim.
jing loon "spooky story": once there is a guy who damn hardworking, then work very late, take the last bus home. so at night at the bus stop,he boarded the last bus, the bus is empty except an old lady. the old lady told the man :"be careful, do not go to the second level of the double decker bus..." the man asked why, and got no reply. after sometime, the old lady said :"it is dangerous!" then man does not understand. the old lady said "IT HAS NO DRIVER!"
then yan ru tell some jokes: mm lee went to india, and after a tour, mm lee said the place was unhygienic to the president of india. the president of india came to singapore to visit. at little india, on the taxi with mm lee, she saw one guy in black suit peeing at a corner. she said to mm lee that singapore also very unhygienic. mm lee replied:" THAT WAS THE INDIA MINISTER"
in africa, ppl are named great eagles, great tiger.... so there is one girl was named "broken plastic" so she asked her dad why she was named broken plastic, not anything magnificent or great. the dad reply :"YOU WERE NAMED AFTER IT!" -condom tear but condoms are made of plastic, not rubber. John yeo taught us that, when he flashed the pic of his son DICK on the screen....
carebear joke: king of thailand and mm lee eating lobster. mm lee asked king what they do with lobster shells. king no reply. mm lee said singaporean make it into lobster soup. then they ate orange. mm lee asked what they do with orange skin. king no reply. mm lee said singaporean dry it, sell it a medicine for sore throat. mm lee was offered chewing gum, and he asked the king what they do with the used chewing gum. king no reply. mm lee said singapore export it to thailand to be made into condoms. the king now asked mm lee, what do ppl of thailand do to used condoms.... mm lee no reply. king said "WE MAKE IT INTO CHEWING GUM, EXPORT TO SINGAPORE."
random: once there is a man, trying a new shampoo, but don't know why, the shampoo got green dye, very hard to wash off. he remembered his neighbour also bought this brand of shampoo, so take a towel n wrap up, go find neighbour. neighbout wife open the door, n when the guy asked can i check with your sham-... the towel drop... the neighbour wife saw it, then run out of house, across the street, knocked down by car... moral: never cross the road when the green man is flashing.
watch movie... they said audrey and sze lang bath together.... good grief. god knows whose undergarment, hush puppy, was found on the floor. they say got herpes....then the blanket in contact also got herpes.... watch yan ru movie, last yard or something...why watching, li wen wanted to smack benjamin knee and asked him to move up, but smack him somewhere near the so ben kanna molested... till 500am then get up, go mcdonalds makan breakfast. stand up, leg damn pain, the part just above the knee. plan do prank call to friends, mr ang, asked him today got school, ssp.
makan breakfast... liwen waste food. ppl in africa starving man... damn you! don't waste food.... kidding... waste lah, no my money can liao. then li wen got crazy, want go changi terminal 3. 5.32am .... where is the bus? they go, i stayed at the chalet watch warlords... then sleep.tat time cindy they all return, then seow wei ting got no place to sleep, so sleep at the ice box... they say she sleep deprived... very cold n cindy snatch blanket, cindy "molested" by joesph go out, no place to sleep, sleep at ice box.
at around 6-7am, jamie, cindy, zhi min, wei ting all awake, then talk about how their life would be if it was a movie...
wei ting: . . . jamie: something like that cindy: NC16 violence zhi min: yo yo yo / i very high/ i very emo...
then jamie said why don't have my movie... why? cuz i'm the director... the one that make this shit up. irritate wei ting cuz she need the pillow to sleep. to hug. then say she got five pillow tie together and presure her every night, so if got earthQUACK [ mr thana ] then she survive longer. once rscued, she demand for five pillow to repeat history. irritae zhi min about breakfast in bed... rich hor, breakfast in bed, but the food a bit the cold hor? and actually cannot be called breakfast in bed cuz u sitting on matress.
8-9 am, ppl from terminal 3 return, now sleep for 15 min then go liao... sad. why waking jing loon, i throw the "herpes" blanket at jing loon, but nvr notice that there is the mcdonald toy in there.
sorry jing loon, i did not mean to, i didn't know the toy was in there.
joel very hard to wake up... another additional piece of charcoal for the cleaner to throw, but this piece of charcoal damn huge... then after a while, leave liao... damn tired.
pic put in video format, easier...
50% real / 50% fake 4:48 PM
prt2
go cheers to buy drinks, got apple tea. lim and GC george carlin bought the root beer in glass bottle one. go bbq, from 5+ till 2.30pm. good grief, 7.5 hours infront of the microwave oven. start with the food. from the chalet, we needed to bring the ice box containing many stuff and go through the one way turning gate. jing loon can go through it the other way... grief, being small got advantages.... zeke and zheng feng carry. take turns. at the gate, weng lum carry all by himself, or not? then go to the bbq pit outside. got one huge weird fruit, joesph crack it open, got green colour stuff in it. RESERVED FOR MR ANG. start the fire.... then stand around inhaling CO carbon monoxide which get absorbes by the haemoglobin faster than oxygen which result in O2 deficientcy and brian cell dies.... god damn it. during chalet, some ppl talked about sci. one hour like taht, fire is started. then they started bbq-ing the food. got bee hoon, crabstick, sausages, satay... good grief, mr ang arrived. he asked if got beef, maybe he doesn't eat beef.... no malays in the class, no need to be halal. mr ang said about illegal stuff. no alcohol.... grief, we are planning to ask him to buy.... poker card are allowed. he was entertain by jamie and friends while the rest start the fire. jing loon rub his fingers against the stryofoam board, producing the sound tat irritate ernest... should start a mini mr ang fan club, jamie the president of that so called club. started makan. very little food at first. then they said about li wen eating the crab stick... the BJ... need to explain? you BAKA, BJ is bL()wj()b the george carlin feminist thing. "CUZ GOD DAMN IT WE'RE LOOKING , AND GOD DAMN IT WE'RE THINKING" the coke very fast finish, so bo bian, drink syrup. pour a little in cup, then add water urself. DIY. zhen wei ask if concentrated... top diluted, bottom concentrated... shut the F***ing SCI mouth up....
mr ang later help us in the charcoal thingy, break charcoal... lim tried to burn margarine unsuccessfully. then joesph caught a frog, put in the ice cream container, scare girls. zhen wei did something to the lighter, so the flame damn big. to be continued.
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4 june.... in the morning, watch south park.... damn the handphone... wrong timing. 12.30 at kpt makan lunch. take 109 to sch opp bus stop 58 to pasir ris. actually can take 109 directly to pasir ris dr 1 b12 bus stop.... baka.
baka should mean stupid in jap.
reach there, 1.42pm... damn it, forgot is 3pm.... wait lor. then saw zhi min n her mum, cindy.... so be tag along, carry stuff lah. waiting for li wen with the stuff. then later she came, then chiong for bus 354.... li wen later on told jing loon that she very touched that his cousin come and help. go downtown east.... li wen is a baka.... the bus stop got one nearer at the chalet, but she drop at the entrance of downtown east, then walk the way in. it is the one in downtown east. 3pm, li wen queue for chalet....go carebear show at 7pm at the main hall... bear n ernest came.... then pay $1 to enter the thing, give you one uv stamp thingy. jia chin asked:"can ask for one more stamp...." settle down in the chalet, play bear psp... ernest gave me him n bear b'day present for me... thank you bear n ernest... it cost $19.90... i found the price tag in the billabong pencil case. around 3+ or 4pm, china schoolars came... we go cycling....
yong khuang the clumsy bear got 3 accident. we go cycling a one big gang.... occupy the road. cycle half way, yong khuang bang into a bin, then jia chin kinda run over him... lim says that he pressurise bear, to cuz the accident. me and yan ru started the george carlin religion is bulls*** thing, but soon cannot multi task... go to the end of the park, u turn, go playground. play... me lim, jia chin, george carlin [new name for yan ru] spinning the wheel thingy. hand damn numb, then cycle till very wobbly. we follow lim, n go some place, the pony thingy, found bear, where he already had his second accident liao. then we go on cycling, to the place tat lim said was a new park.... but soon, bear got third accident. front wheel in one hole, then his ass slip off the sit and there goes his CROTCH. return the bike... boey got mosquito bite cuz HE IS A YOUNG BOY, FRESHER, PURER BLOOD. return bike, first to reach. on the way back, we try shoot rubber band on bike. hand with the rubber band aiming, arm used to control the bike... bowen got bad injury... cut below the knee... bleeding hell. it is either his jean got cut through or he roll up his jean... to be continued
50% real / 50% fake 11:31 AM
Tuesday, June 03, 2008
my mum overly nervous about stuff all the time, and it give her hell lots of un-needed stress.....
forgot lock door, but mum return home in 5-10 min time, then she damn afraid something go missing..... what can you steal..... unless u know where the bill is kept, then still posssible.... in any arguement, she like to bring up lots of past things.... should not have ??? last thursday..... grief, past liao, present one solve the prob can? nag too much. shopping time, 50 percent is to talk to aunty at cashier.... of course you shop damn long. if just buy and go, then got more time to look at more stuff.
must start hmk liao....
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Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ISTP)
Your personality type is reserved, methodical, spirited, and intense.
Only about 6% of all people have your personality, including 3% of all women and 8% of all men
You are Introverted, Sensing, Thinking, and Perceiving.
pork tail
rosti with smoked salmon
marche
oil price
sleeping.