You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be more relaxed, calm, and composed.
With respect to money, you spend as little as possible.
You think good luck will definitely be yours, someday.
The hidden side of your personality tends to be satisfied to care for things with a minimal amount of effort.
You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked.
When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you don't have any particular type in mind, but you are inclined to look for someone who will say yes when you ask him / her out.
good grief, fake impression are easy to create.... spin a god damn story, spent 2 hours infront of the com editing the receipt, and there goes, fake impression.... at least the two hours infront of the com editing the pic was not wasted....
result so so lah, 15 in class, 19 in level.... grief, i'm gonna find ernest, cut his balls, hang it on the fan and let em spin.... so ernest, how would you like to be castrated?
light sabre will be available, only after ???? years when you die, that time then open your coffin and......
watch anime like siao,eyes damn pain.
50% real / 50% fake 9:48 AM
Thursday, May 22, 2008
the sch got the councellor voting thingy, we got one guy, one girl, one gay. that shuan guy i don't know him, he from npcc, which means, he very si ban, boring, the command type.... then got ren jun, the opera singer ... good grief, nvr heard that silence is golden.... so teacher day, we shut our mouth, and you get your "gold" . so no choice to vote brianca.....
ernest said something like, if you vote ren jun, you are ??? and if you vote for brianca, you are ??? if you vote braun, you are both.... the ??? are bad comments obviously...
every bio lesson, it is sucky, shouting, scolding, screaming and mimicing ms tan.
play tarots cards.... the results are as per normal... bad, bad, die.... why always get this kinda shit ah.... yong khuang played also, he got a rich past life, he will experience romance now, and get richer, and happier in the future.... OIH, unfair!!! samuel lim one is dead boring... study, work, study. i try two time, both got "THE FOOL" but the meaning quite okay lah....
date with desmond chiong, the whole class kanna.... cuz late mah, he scolded tat we must be down by 7.25 and after he finish his lecture, ernest showed me his watch.... 7.25 a.m so if tat is the case, got refund for scolding or not?... got one time he said something like "i can make this look like army, or a military school" grief, he seriously miss NS toooo much... i won't miss NS, i must prepare a book, 760 pages of MC, so everyday can skip....
PE got scolded by alex choo, about no respect for mr yang, cuz he does not speak good eng.... that is where i come in, i'm the translator....
recess go canteen, see the sec one have their do know what event, then the 1e1 got candy palace... err, very "CLEAN" the my junior, what ernest say "zao xia" guy was wearing a cardboard on himself walking around like a zombie....
zao xia : hokkien word for "mispronounciation" or "very high pitch voice"
that junior every morning sing the national athem with this kind voice, very "unique and outstanding"
the 1e6 got the haunted house.... good grief, i saw them making the props a little, and queue so long... worth it? [ time + money = haunted house ] err, eqn not balanced.
got one poster on shi chuan earthquake, outside 2n1, got EDITTED, the little girl got pig nose and other stuff.
donate for shi chuan... okay... $10 can right.... what you donated $200.... your rich, won't your mama scold you....
"reason" why donate to shi chuan - you are a singaporean, but you still chinese, must donate back to motherland.... - if singapore kanna earthquake, singapore got very hard time... surounded by sea....
yesterday stuff:
fire drill, very sucky... if got real fire, i will simply disappear. not appearing at the field.... stay at field, to see the sch burning? very big morning campfire.
only god knows she is there, early in the morning, tat shu bei just pop out of no where and asked how much i donated for the shi chuan thingy... i said $0 cuz no bring wallet.... grief, then later bear and ernest started their crap... your embracer... WTF.
eng file: missing. last seen during feb eng lesson. bio file is missing common test 2, thought lost, but actually teacher keep... good grief....
the bear eats durian and thus he is horny.... pollute the surrounding....
50% real / 50% fake 4:07 PM
bear more screwed than me... spell name wrongly... forgot the h in khuang.... sian ah
50% real / 50% fake 4:07 PM
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
bio common test 2 ppr cannot be found... oh i'm screwed.... i can see ms tan seow lan, mr tang, mrs raj, mr lim they all coming after my file with a chopper..... grief, i thought having the result put my head on the chopping block, but my dad nvr said anything.... so walked passed the gates of hell/heaven once, now kanna again... shit.... maybe should play jamie tarots cards.... last time was jas tarot cards, it says: no good, getting worst and die liao....
chin how got a rich life in the past, now, and the future.... and something will change him greatly now. francessca said GF, i said he can say bye bye to happy papa day due to an accident....
forgot about the motto of the things i will say....
"If you bellieve what i say, you are a gonner, if you don't believe what i say at certain time location, or basically situation, you lack common sense. you have common sense and think deeper into it and i'll tell you to think deeper, or think less"
long motto, so to summarise it,
"Only I know whether I'm lying or telling nothing but the truth"
simple and sweet.....
many ppl asked if i liked this person, or that person..... good grief, it is easy to create a fake impression for others.... to tell whether i'm lying, its quite simple..... ans: "that's the reason why you build lie detector machine.... ppl can hardly control sweat glands and stuff.... sub conscious"
50% real / 50% fake 6:18 PM
hey bear, ur masterpiece is on video....
today ernest asked me about my motto in life.... grief, wtf his one is like: you study to understand, then you remember, you study to pass, then you forget.
grief... my one simpler.....
studies: what comes naturally comes naturally, no point studying like siao
religion: thou shall keep thy religion to thyself [george carlin]
life: die die, must die!
simple as it gets....
holiday hmk come liao... i never see, never hear never know that.
vesak day: mama wanna go temple, so no choice, tag along... the burning of joss stick very strong... EH, CONTRIBUTING TO GLOBAL WARMING! green house gasses. then walk around, got stalls, sell religious stuff, then got one kiam pa stall, sell t-shirt.... mordern design.... saw the long queue of ppl doing then three step one bow thing.... grief, it's gonna kill me, i got no stamina. then they end at a place, where got machine spray water on the ppl, the water tat is used to clean the statue buddha..... every religion got holy water? actually in small temple, is a statue in middle of mini pond and the ppl take long stick with cup at the end, provided, then take the water, pour over the statue.... dad said that in big temple, if many ppl do this,.....one child, one old lady, and after that, the head of the statue get beheaded.... eh, quite true.... then donate to the earthquake in shi chuan... $10... enough liao.... if go through sch, comfirm 90% of the money goes MIA.
yong kuang got new nickname...
OSIM got Upapa the messager.
3E1 got UbearBEAR the better version of Upapa....
activation button, hit the third leg.....
prob: depend on mitochondria, not more than 5 mins.... advantage: verbal commands are understood. includes vulgarities
50% real / 50% fake 5:01 PM
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
2 day no lessons, play with newsppr ball, got one as huge as your head, yes you.... your head.
e math got crappy lesson, but jingloon, joesph, they all cut ppl head and change head... got pic.
jack neo, pink shirt, left one.. at new york city. zhen wei burried in newsppr model of singapore... Bearzilla charged through here the ic form... look at religion... liquid n2, and the ice cream... iron hag
newsppr. on hui yun table...
movie trailer for bearzilla.... since when did mr ang get involved.... ans: grief, it is easy to draw mr ang.
will publish yong kuang master piece in video format.....
50% real / 50% fake 7:25 PM
Thursday, May 15, 2008
learning carnival... sucky as expected.... morning, got the mouse trap car challenge... we come in third... 0.8?m winner is 3t1.... 9m plus plus... starting frist, we say that its hopeless cuz the china schlr go compete, and they are MIA. long wen car was moving. xiao yang car got dismantled, toasted before to competition, and became a catapult for joesph.... shoot the wheel. then 3e2 teacher caught him, scold him like siao. his hand got smacked by the mouse trap once...
go URA urban redevelopment authority. no point one... waste time... then got miniature singapore model. then got new joke. you see godzilla, climbing up the tower, roaring... but now you got bearzilla, ten times larger then godzilla.
evolution of yong kuang: -bear -polar bear -carebear -carebearium -bearzilla
he is unlucky to meet me.... sorry bear...
then go sci centre. go to snow city, see liquid nitrogen... then make own ice cream. butter, sugar, flavouring... and freeze it. after that go omni theatre watch show... dinosaurs thingy.... motion sickness... i wanna puke.
50% real / 50% fake 7:01 PM
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
it is sucky.... but okay lah.... damn, long wen got 80 for average.... every teacher commented on the scraawny handwritting.
teacher nvr come, so shoot rubber band.... the class cheer sucks, weird weird one.... want us to scream, or squel like a pig.... wait long long...
then they invented the li wen cheer:
we say liwen
you say pretty
liwen
pretty
liwen
pretty....
meh?
crappy....
some "we say you say" stuff....
george carlin / b!0wj0b
yong kuang / bear
yong kuang the gigalo,
always with a "be-lah-joe"
wooh
be-lah-joe means prositute in malay, wrong spelling, but pronounciation is supposely correct.
tats the purpose of being multi racial... u learn to swear in many languages....
50% real / 50% fake 2:38 PM
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
burnout game
not bad lor...
wanna watch... miss liao.
will be watching.
watched already, on internet... not bad, but then there will be mum and little girl leaving cinema.
nice but nc16... shit one year till 16
very funny...
50% real / 50% fake 7:02 PM
today due to the damn com clock, wrong timing, so go out too early, reach amk hub at 11.00am, when the time suppose to meet is at 1.00pm. go popular, read comics, then jalan jalan around....
go to cathy, watch the trailer... got nice shows like "meet kate" another batman, and also hulk part 2.... then got bunch of police walk around, then go approach those group of boys..... good grief.
u came, wearing black tee and jeans... i know ur gonna wear that... i got sixth sense. go up to cathy, buy ticket for the "forbidden kingdom". then buy drinks.... show quite nice, not bad lah...
then u said need to buy present for ur friend, considering the ice cream, pink/blue, big one $30 small one ten bucks lesser. then you see the "shit container" a container with the design outside like a poo.... minitoons sell this kinda stuff. cuz its cute. then later there is the shit hammer, making noise when hit.
then go shopping.... I.P the store where u buy ur clothes... jeans... $12.90 for 2.... you look equally Be@()+!f()l with both design of shirt... can guess the kind of shirt in your closet... then u look for ur shoes/ jeans.....
grief, just don't change ur hairdo.... ps don't cut short it.
then go makan at new york city, the waiter said it was the best view.... then noticed jack neo sitting beside us.... good grief, jack neo himself... got take pic, nest time then post. then go home...grief, i'm tired. hole in pocket, but worth it.
mum got dengue, but no fever..... wtf. my second aunt from my moother side, would rather spend more time praying to their god.... ah ah ah, i never say which religion.... don't guess. then to spend time to visit my bedridden grand ma in the old folks home... u'll get ur retribution bitch...
what i like...
you
i know that ain't a good ans.... let me think..... i also don't know.
50% real / 50% fake 6:11 PM
Friday, May 02, 2008
to day, mr ang asked us about SL project.... say movie screening... i joke about samuel lim....
"ROUGH NIGHT" movie trailer: turn off the lights... / u shy?
director: sct and boey actor : lim and lice
then got yong kuang ver.
"COMFORTABLE NIGHT" movie trailer: i don't like sec one girls...
tan chye i said about student discussion board.... informal, maris stella principal coming... about leadership. 2 merit point. - of course need 2 merit point, your gonna get more demerit point at the end of the session.. - why do you want to hold a rank in your cca? / got meh, i kanna saboed. - what happen if something happened, trouble? / i push blame. - what is the purpose to attend this session? / got purpose... thought is to kill time.
ah sian argh, tio caught, by four ppl.... i don't know... i don't care... i don't.... i deny everthing.... clothing and accesories... i'm not wearing them... u look the same with or without... rings? ... go get some carbon then... ipods..... my bank interest only a few cents.... something special.... wait first i consider... still thinking... take your time... still got four months... on a saturday?.... go out then...
50% real / 50% fake 5:22 PM
look through notes in hp, then realise this... type in last year....
no offence man.... this guy is also one himself.
50% real / 50% fake 5:22 PM
click to enlarge... during kelvin tan lesson, damn sian.... even training teacher fall asleep.
the 2 pg special is created to prevent boey and bear from killing me....
50% real / 50% fake 5:22 PM
old stuff:
the mr ang do hanphone check, cuz got some sec 1e1 idiot handphone rang....
go watch "the soldier and his virtuous wife" nice lor... -musical... -man and woman getting married -man go to army, sabo by small soldier -ten years later.... -the carry sedan guy from the ten years ago, said he like the woman, now he is rich, go back find the woman. -trick woman father, and granny in law. -man return with little soldier, he now high rank official. -got 100 gold, seduce other woman, actually is his own wife... -sedan guy punished, back to normal...
mr ang asked what zhen wei did to hui yun, then he said if he wanna do anything, he would put on a condom.
jing loon act guai, said : class, can we concentrated on the lesson....
joesph eating chocolate, then mr ang noticed, joesph said: i'm having a time-out.
joesph use the cardboard box, say that is ninetendo DS...
ms leong leaving, crying session for china prc... ms leong: 97342465 [ call u at night for e math] girl got hugging session
mr ang called zhen yong when he meant zhen wei... the zhen yong blur blur...
50% real / 50% fake 5:22 PM
Thursday, May 01, 2008
die liao... during a math ppr, the fake one, joesph they all played the pokemon, digimon, .... those kind of songs over the speaker... very sian ...
50% real / 50% fake 11:07 AM
SCT the crapper.
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