this is the suckiest period of the year... the april fool day wasn't really planned.... crap so much usually, but now nothing to say about you... clever means another step to plan... grief, wtf am i typing, sub concious and unconscious... crap crap....

tan gim hua said 60 YAR? during the SS lesson... 1.5 yar per minute. compared to OK?, and Yar? the ratio today is 1 yar : 2.49...OK? 49 yars she said.

comparing marks are retarded.. the same or i lose... no point...

can't sleep, got the kinda excited + sad + happy + depress +??? feeling... grief... mental break down one.... if use song to represent the situation, guess is COLD by crossfade.....

deon the flirt is now with G lam and charlotte.... ng say one.

damn distracted, can't think straight..... i can't be crappy or normal in front of you...

pray don't screw up too much....

-the assembly debate next time....

george carlin rocks...


nicer...

IF YOU ARE A RELIGIOUS PERSON, DON"T LOOK HERE....
DON"T FIND TROUBLE FOR URSELF AND ME...
want to put the R******* is bullshit, but cannot....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o&feature=related
GOOD GRIEF, YOU STILL COPY THIS URL U GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO? HUH!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvgN5gCuLac&feature=related
about "stuff"


natural disaster.


saving the planet


airport security

grief...

exam liao, shit......Shit...SHit..SHIt...SHIT!!!!!!

mr ng taught us about bad habit...

HABIT

remove the H and... you still have

A BIT

remove the A and you still have...

BIT

remove the B and you still have...

IT

remove the T and....

I -won't change my habit

ernest told me this sick joke:
a group of small kid went camping with their teacher outdoor. at night, [ WHAT ARE YOU THINKING NOW? ], the teacher was patrolling, noticed that one of the tent still got the light on. she entered the tent and said:"boy, go to sleep" the boy said "teacher, i can't sleep, can i sleep in your tent?" the teacher brought his sleeping bag over in HER tent and the told the boy to sleep.[ EH SICKO! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING! ] then the boy said "can i sleep in your sleeping bag?" the teacher stopped to think for a while and thought that the 4 year old boy is scared and said ok. she turned offed the lights and then the boy said "can i poke your belly button?" the teacher was amused, but after considering for a while she asked why?
the boy replied:"every night before i sleep, my mum lets me poke her belly button with my finger" [ FINGERS MAN, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!!!] so the teacher said...
Teacher: "alright..."
Teacher: "that is not where my belly button is!"
Boy: "that ain't my finger!"

ans: sausages and meatball...

translate directly into chi
1. i never force you die
2. i got big fierce cloth

ans: 1. i got no dick / 2. i got big mammalian glands

don't know press what crap btton got one survey, i bo,liao do liao then get this result....


Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.

today he was mad, he scolded us for....
-cleanliness of our class
-bad attitude and behavior

in between, he cried.

he said for someone to own up for not throwing away the litter properly.

he called me pick up paper plane, go throw away. i saw zhen wei call him help me throw then end liao.... dunno zhen wei got throw in bin or not????

deon and francessca break up liao... like watching show, movie...

two months ago, they just started, i said will end in 1 month or four weeks time... then so accurate, break up liao. deon said i got no feeling at all. he sent francessca a sms, say what he feel francessca not comitted, got someone else... break up...

he spent $54 on francessca... told him not to spend more than $100.... then he said what i got no feeling... i said: "I CAN ATTEND SAMUEL NG FUNERAL LAUGHING" he don't believe, then later ask ng if there is a possibility i attend his funeral laughing, he replied "OF COURSE LAH!" haha, deon got fooled. then i said "I'LL ATTEND DEON FUNERAL AND AT THE CASKET OR THE FLOWER RING THERE, PASTE A SMALL MESSAGE: YOU STILL OWN ME SWEET!"

Nicodemus said that you die must laugh, cannot crying and die mah.... then say ng dying moments still thinking of girls... ng said he will haunt me, sit on my shoulder like the SHUTTER movie. i replied i will take a tailsman or the bio textbook and say"oih ng you damn irritating, get off, and WHACK YOUR SOUL! nico got a picture of him an lois in his wallet, didn't know that...

nafa = sucky + body ache.
the nafa got all pass, then on that night purposely rub hell lots of tiger balm.... esp on the right arm... i need to write stuff still. 2.4 km = failing !!! nafa teaches some moral value: IF YOUR FRIENDS ARE CHEATING, SHUT THE F*** UP, DON'T BE AN EXTRA PERSON AND SABO OTHERS" this also meant you can claim sweet later...

bio test = vey screwed up
phy test = screwed up beyond hope
E Math test = i do not go well with triangles and graph.
Nafa test = will try to fail ....

this is damn sensitive issue, go youtube and type GEORGE CARLIN and watch some of the videos.... read some stuff supposely from talkingcock.com....

you are a clever person...
this means you will not put yourself in difficult position...
can escape then escape, can avoid, then avoid.
remember that woman like to put you in difficult positon like:
if your mother and i were drowning, who would you save first.
you should be clever enough to realise that you are in a diffcult position...
or else, go bang your head against the wall.
so to survive these kind of situation, make the other people be in diffcult position.
eg: do you like me?
reply: what do you want my ans to be.
but please know what you want already....
cuz you are clever.

must follow....

see lim pin, i got post hor.... using my right arm to type....

yeah...

kah jun got tricked by the video... SUCKERS MAN... you got TRICKED.... no of this had happened... and you believed it in.. hahaha .....

got thing thing 4,

april fool day:

morning, liwen said "your pants never zip" say till so fake, i know she lying, never prank me lah...

ke ming sleeping, someone go type in his e dic, "wake up", and press pronounce button.

mr ang pretend give benjamin demerit form, then forge bejamin signature himself.

day after april fool:

mr tham during lesson speak softly, so everyone shut up to listen to him.

mr ang got our april fool, the fake letter, and he said "I MUST COUNTER ATTACK"
then we said , we will learn how to write more letter, then on straits time.
he bring ruler to clas, say can measure jing loon height.
he tear the fake letter, then jordan said he got a copy on his blog.

jia chin arm got red marks, two hearts together....

teacher asked why ellice depressed, someone said she PREGNANT, then done by samuel LIM.

A math got Low class method, jamie said.... mr ang said whoever use then low class.... he got use himself.

thurs:

physic test = no time to do.
mr ang said don't fret about physic, got deeper meaning in it....

other class teacher said cannot finish ppr one, but can pass.

fri:
sport day,

mr ang got what ms tay said "sexy hairy leg"
benjamin say that [mr ang - ms tay ] equal we get -ang bao

kah jun got tricked by the video... suckers....

not what you get on april fool day,

hey puvan, sms me if you see this movie, gonna lose five buck

today very crappy,
got time then post the stuff mentioned below
-the talk on blogging and gaming [useless type]
-the throat infection = fever


main thing is about mr ang april fool joke...
cher peng and friends, plan send a fake "love letter " to mr ang...

content:

Dear Lionel

From first day I met you, 杀 那 间 , ( that moment ) my heart begun to pump for you! I’m willing to die for you! 我 ( I ) already plan to be your 终 身 伴 侶.( life partner ) . Forever and ever, 一 身 一 世. ( forever )

我 要 把 你 占 为 己 有. ( I want you to be mine ) Because of you my 情 绪 ( emotion ) became very crazy. You are the most 出 类 拔 萃 ( outstanding, unique ) person I have ever met in my life.

你 那 纯 正 之 心 ( your pure heart ) touched my heart. Don’t 气 馁 . (feel sad, disappointed ) You are mine forever. 我 会 对 你 坚 韧 不 拔 . ( never give up )

‘584520 / 3143344’

Yours truly,
Your secret admirer

it's sick....