this is for Mr [ ahem ] for pissing me off , you fucking abusive short tempered mamoni fucker, i designed your obituary for you.


zheng yong hate this obituary

our IPP sux what indoor protection thingy, if really got gas leak, we sure die one lor... the only entertainment is the toilet, benjamin and jing loon do till very funny, the toilet got two entrance, guy one right, girl on the left... one cubicle... then they talked about how to use the toilet, something about your ass being big, move the chair to sit in between the gap. the cloth at the side is cushion, they provide one roll of masking tape, not toilet paper. if not, use the cloth on one side, turn it around then to use as cushion. many ppl go toile before it started

ms leong lessons got chim chi words, to explain to the china schoolars on congruency of the damn triangle... i carch no ball during the whole lesson... then everytime she do an example, we are suppose to do the stupid "WWAAAHHH" sound effect. wah here wah there, siao liao.

ms tay don't wanna return bio paper, she said that some of us scored till very "fantastic"
-if it contain sarcasm, it means we screw up. and it should contain sarcasm. then later she said joel result was not fantastic.... so is good or bad huh? she said that "I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY SEXY HAIRY LEGS IN MY CLASS"

jing loon he complain about his sitting position, then mr ang had to trial his place to see the whiteboard. then jing loon give hell lots of reasons, then mr ang asked "YOU ARE LONG SIGHTED OR SHORT SIGHTED?"

mr chong became the police cop thingy... die liao.

benjamin during lesson time asked "CAN I NOT NOT DO THE ...." then mr ang tio tricked, said "NO" then he like damn pai seh...

14 thur
mr lim got teased by us that his whole face blushed like so red ... that day was like valentine day, then we asked him if he went out with ms lim u shan. then he blushed till his face was so F***ing red... then he explain definition of blushing:
1: something not true but you are shy
2: blush when you are shy
we having chem lesson, desmond chong next door, also chem then first we went WOO HOOO...[clap] [clap] for mr lim becuz of something.... then lesson halfway, 3E2 when WOO HOO... then after hearing it, don't know why we all go WOO HOO, compare the noise with next door... it's automatic one lor... then mr lim was amused by our reaction.

benjamin played with the china schoola E dictionary, then one of them got the arcade game.... he play then he can go " yeah!! i beat the boss ...." then suddenly he can go " no.... the laser, i died..."
got him at our place is like entertainment...

everyone playing the ruby cube thingy or ??? then mr ang went to confiscate.

for the CE thingy we suppose do the neighbourhood thing, take pic and do description. do with samuel lim and zheng yong then must have a china schoolar, wen tao. then mr ang said can do clean / dirty neighbouhood....

AT MY FLAT THERE IS ONE OLD GUY WHO USED TO HANG HIS USED CONDOMS AND ONCE THREW IT AT THE FIRST FLOOR LIFT LOBBY. [ guess it is for all to see]

i don't have that pic... still using the old handphone that time. but i got one abour chewing gum at the traffic light button....

happy birthday to CHER PENG i still don't know how to spell your name... 14 feb. he got tau pok if not wrong.

benjamin told us that jing loon sabo him to something, what ... jing loon told one girl that benjamin liked her and she later liked benjamin and jing loon said more stuff to the girl and sabo till now benjamin in deep shit. benjamin received the valentineday card from her then he showed it to all of us... then he told mr ang "MR ANG I BEG YOU, PLEASE CONFISCATE THIS VALENTINE DAY CARD PLEASE..." the content is not sick lah... but enough to drive you to IMH.

chem got 38/45
chi got 39/50

this valentine day is like semi crazy, they buy the roses, or get roses, then peel off all the petals, litter on the floor... red carpet, rose petal bath? then zheng yong sat at ren jun table during eng lesson, go play with ren jun rose till the flower parts and the stalk got seperated. my junior jia yi in th morning said how he liked valentine day, then when i was going home, he told me how he hate council, don't join council... cuz it ruin his date.... grief lah, that guy one second happy then later sad... drive you nuts sooner or later.

zheng yong and i made a deal, that if i did sent some mushy messages to shu bei, then he won't irritate me for the next of the whole week. TERMS AND CONDITON: can't tell her the deal or else the deal would not be in effect. after sending the message, zheng yong shut his mouth for good, and the thing is she didn't call back to complain or CLARRIFY cuz she knew it was a joke
zheng yong said he would help me buy rose, and i said no need . grief lah.

cny performance sux, my role damn pai seh... die lah..... no stage fright, get used to it liao
cny go collect ang bao, due to inflation, ang bao money very cham... pathetic... my aunt comparing ang bao... they can freakingly remember who ive what ang bao, say what OCBC, POSB .... grief. i became a babysitter during that time... my aunt go makan or... then leave the hyperactive 8 month baby with me, jayden, the k1 jabez and the 3 years old joleen... craz lah, wanna watch show also difficult... babysitter got extra ang bao?
very old stuff...

mr ng damn blur, new time table liao, E math lesson come in??? he do demo on lion dance explain the lion thingy, he used to be the lion head, he said the lion head guy may kick the tail guy face and if worst fart...

ms leong teach inequalities, then she ask if teach liao then we all go teach liao... ms lim very hardworking... ms leong temporaly out of job.

joel very racist... about indians.. ce lessons are also damn racist, then mr ang said about littering, then he said if we don't litter, then cleaner no job liao. bungalow become bangalah..

MR christopher lim the chem teacher, his birthday on 30th of JANUARY [spelling sux right]

last week tuesday, mr ang lose voice, we say he got sexxy voice, call him sing, then later, joel went to mimic him... got entertainer in class, good mah. we asked him to get married the day before CNY, so get ang bao...

the cldds rehearsal in the morning was hopelessly bad, the watermelon can drop out through the cloth when it is not suppose to, the drum/chair hit too hard, topple...

geo teacher want us learn swimming, cuz got global warming, rising sea level... she sponsor us learn swimming lesson lah...

saturday attend my cousin's son 1 year old celebration... the father is called "edmend" and the kid is called "alden" grief lah.. they don't like to eat almond i guess. the whole party was like baby here baby there, running around... good grief. that alden after taking photo, scared by the camera flash, about to cry then my cousin take the paper plate, giv it to him then he entertained liao...

bio test sux lah, got one question is ask about one bubble in the cell and many ans
-vacuole
-vesicle
-ribosome
then which one lah ????
my spelling also damn bad for the test, but suka suka got correct... my spelling in note book all wrong lor, but i write the right one..
-cytoplasm , i go write cytomplasm another "m"
-endoplasmic reticulum, i almost write recticulum

chem test got one ques is about a liquid, could be solid + liquid or liquid +liquid, use one method to find is what mixture... i write crystallization... actually can lor... but the ans is
-simple distillation
-fractional distillation

mr lim teach us how to intepret the word

ASSUME

break up to ASS - U - ME
mean: make an ASS out of U and ME

i got feeling that i'll fail SS and GEO, becuz lesson time, we all sleeping and like never learn much one lor... die lah




Bullet for My Valentine - "Tears Don't Fall"

lyrics:

With blood shot eyes I watch you sleeping
The warmth I feel beside me is slowly fading
Would she hear me if I called her name?
Would she hold me if she knew my shame?

There's always something different going wrong
The path I walk's in the wrong direction
There's always someone fucking hanging on
Can anybody help me make things better?

Your tears don't fall
They crash around me
Her conscience calls the guilty to come home
Your tears don't fall
They crash around me
Her conscience calls the guilty to come home

The moments died, I hear no screaming
The visions left inside me are slowly fading
Would she hear me if I called her name?
Would she hold me if she knew my shame?

There's always something different going wrong
The path I walk's in the wrong direction
There's always someone fucking hanging on
Can anybody help me make things better?

Your tears don't fall
They crash around me
Her conscience calls the guilty to come home
Your tears don't fall
They crash around me
Her conscience calls the guilty to come home

Oh! Yeah!

This battered room I've seen before
The broken bones they heal no more, no more
With my last breath I'm choking
Will this ever end I'm hoping
My world is over one more time

Lets go

Would she hear me if i called her name?
Would she hold me, if she knew my shame?

There's always something to be going wrong
The path I walk's in the wrong direction
There's always someone fucking hanging on
Can anybody help me make things better?


Your tears don't fall
They crash around me
Her conscience calls the guilty to come home
Your tears don't fall [tears don't fall]
They crash around me
Her conscience calls the guilty to come HOME!

end

test.... got bug.. error

HOKIEN mee nice to eat right? / everyday got classes stay back during recess, like a sacrifice in egypt

jing loon in the morning, playing bubbles, bubble fly out of class, he goes out of class, to pop it.place the blow bubble thing at the spinning wheel, spin the wheel, no bubble come out, then spill the bubble liquid thingy on the teacher table. jing loon clean up, while benjamin take the blowing thing, and blow as many bubble as possible. ms leong asked when pass up hmk, we said next year, then she said after CNY is next year liao... guess she 28 years old, a monkey. she said bad year for the chicken.

mr ng said he sees teacher go one by one he feeling emo... he want us to read passage, one part is "aha" then some one go read "ah ah" ... he always says..."U SEE THE BALONG LONG TREE OVER THERE, STAND UNDER THERE AND WAIT LONG LONG." lishi went "gua gua gua gua....." the sound you make if someone makes an error.

MR ang ask benjamin that he first roll up pants, then later follow ellice don't wear shoe, what's next.... "NO SHIRT"

benjamin said "MR ANG, YOU GIVE SO MUCH HMK, WE ONE DAY WE WILL TAU POK YOU!!!!"

mr ang said "CATCH ME FIRST...."

benjamin said "MR ANG YOU SIT BUS 101 WE WAIT FOR YOU THEN TAU POK YOU...YOU DON'T HAVE A CAR...."

mr ang then write on the board: benjamin 10 demerit point + detention...

benjamin said his sunglasses break, actually is the thing drop out, joseph go put on hair pin, caught by mr ang.... bo liao lah....

chi lesson, mr ng use benjamin name for the compo, everytime he says his name, benjamin would stand up... he teach the "ER" sound for chi, then the class went "er-ing" for the whole lesson. mr ng said no time to write letter, just write the format, then just write the begining "hi" and the end "bye" so like that can get two mark.

A math lessons, the principal come our class, and she seems angry... wen tao got headache, lie on the table, later kanna by principle. benjamin wanted mr ang to teach him A math, then he said "mr ang if you don't teach me now, i will score badly, then argh, my mother scold me i get depressed. then argh, i do badly for all test then argh, i cannot do O level, then argh, cannot do A level, then argh, i will ......" crapper...

ms leong said to the china schoolars, about the singaporean habits... kiasu.... then use chinese what "jin yu liang yan" [direct translation : gold speech good word] she said that we learn math and chi from her... zheng yong said substandard chi.

bio lesons, damn scarry, we thought we blown the microscope light bilb, then is actually the whole role the socket fuse liao... no need do experiment... ms tan seow lan peel of the epidermis cell of the onion, her hand trembling... getting old... age catching up...

31 THURSDAY A DAY THAT WILL BE REMEMBERED BY ALL....

mr desmond chiong got mad that day, at morning assembly he shouted at us through the mike saying that we are very noisy.... to be frank, the noise level is like only a few whisper, then he also go mad.... even tan hui pin would said it is good. at this rate, i believed the other DM can sit back relax, shake leg, while desmond chiong do all the work. he kept saying "YOU JUST NEED TO FACE THE FRONT, DON'T TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS, STAND STRAIGHT, IS IT THAT DIFFICULT!!!" to be honest... yar its hard... if we just SHUT OUR MOUTH, just standing, like hands on the waist or other pose.... facing other direction.... the previous DM won't shout at us like that lor... at max he just call you to turn around... the part of standing straight, face front, no turning of head and no talking is like NS.... only the army do that. view this in an "english lesson point of view" we write speech, we must know the audience... who is the audience... students, not adults serving NS... if he LIKED NS so much, he can go back for as long as possible, we promised NOT TO CRY ....he said this line which we all go [AHEM] in our heart

"YOU SEE, I TREAT YOU WITH KINDNESS, AND NOW YOU CLIMB OVER MY HEAD"really meh... if that is kindness... then if he is made then it is war time liao..... he asked "where is your courtesy code" and the answer is "still with us i think, but not pracical now... or it is MIA"

NEW RULE: if you are standing outside class, you instantly serve one detention, no matter what.

now a step by step analysis of this rule:if you stand out of class, because teacher angry on that day, and you never bring book, suppose to be one demerit, but instead, it becomes detention.... so are you making a mountain out from a molehill??? if that was the case, then ms lim class can all go for detention... if that was the case, we must sacrifice two class room to carry out detention. this rule is like "extra"

got one story, is that a king once said that his minister was not doing his job, because it seems that he did not amend the rules, law of the country of anything. the minister said that with the current rules, everything is perfect, so why bother to be the "extra person" and change the rules when they are already perfect...same thing apply to the sch.

then he said about being outside sch"WHEN YOU ARE OUTSIDE SCH, YOU ARE WEARING YOUR SCH UNIFORM, WITH THE SCH LOGO, AND IF YOU DO ANYTHING BAD, YOU ARE TARNISHING THE SCH GOOD REPUTATION. SO YOUR ATTIRE SHOULD BE NEAT AND BEHAVE PROPERLY OUTSIDE SCH"

for that we got two solution:one:-we all bring suitcase, so after sch, we all go out and change into outside clothes, so no need the damage sch good reputation thing...two:-for the school uniform, the logo at the chest pocket, we beltco it lah, so out of sch, we remove the sch logo and remove the sch sock also.the thing is that our sch got good reputation meh... you say zhonghua, ppl thought is hwa chong...desmond chiong also said "WHAT IS THE NEED TO TALK DURING ASSEMBLY, KEEP YOUR COMMENTS TO YOURSELF" i'm now keeping my comment to myself, i never talk during morning assemby mah...

[the "run" god fell of the altar need sacrifice or he will go angry.]

good grief for this school, if want movie intro for this sch, it will go:

- IN THIS VAST UNIVERSE LIES EARTH, AND ON EARTH THERE IS A LITTLE RED DOT, A DEMOCRATIC PLACE OF EQUALITY, BUT IN THE MIDST OF IT, LIES AN AUTOCRATIC SCHOOL...

one more year, get out of this rotten place ASAP

as for the "run" it means: find a language that jing loon honour and placed it above his head.