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Monday, January 28, 2008
this time, my physic test screwed up for good, spent too much time on standard form... yar i admit i sux okay..... forgot got last page....!!!!!!die!!! anyhow scribble, bent and break the card, to measure the thickness of card.... fine i screwed up physic.... but its like intro topic mah, so don't bother..... E math test also kanna... its not the result, it is the class result.... everyone got at least 25 / 27, and i got only 23.... why?.... one mark gone for significant figure one mark gone for not writing the answer... second set two mark gone cuz never read question properly...
cip hours got 55.5, need more leh, how ah...
die lah.... QUOTE from the simpsom : now we end our news on the lighter side....
PE lessons, li wen, was complaining how much she had shrunk, take height again and again for???? then joel go take her shoe, hid it.... she call him to return the shoe, he placed it at a place she could see them, but had to walk there.... she didn't walk, called mr kiong.... the china schoolars asked me what is KIONG, i said name lah, what do you expect... then said can't understand what he saying...
CHI teacher damn lame, say about his mum who he call " mao mao" not miao.... then he was childish, always calls his mum that, say that his mum would bring soup, to give him, special order: he and his wife must drink .... then that was and inference. then he said about being a teacher...
Q:teacher work half day, very good, 2.00pm go home A: one day 24 hours, half day 12hours...
Q: keep mind mentally healthy A: drive you crazy, suck your blood
then he said: "today i go mother house, see my mao mao, also use opportunities to complaint about those "GINNA" in sch" the [ginna = kids in hokkien]
Q:why be teacher.. A: becuz i'm got PASSION
E math teacher teach the complete square thingy, said now is still APPETIZER, tmr is MAIN COURSE.... thing to note is Singaporean eat the main course first and the appetizer is DA BAO [take away] for tmr breakfast.
mr lim said his eye was itchy... he teaching the crystallization thingy, then asked, "i need give analogy"
ANALOGY: -3e1 swimming pool, stud in the pool. remove 1/4 water, everyone cramp together... some ppl leave pool and become crystal .... don't leave pool, very cramp, no space, so must leave pool. then zheng yong said: TAU POK... mr lim said :TAU POK, VERY FUNNY AH YOU.
he said the methods to purify substances and the joel triangle there said what (ejacuation) [spelling error]
joke... just say it, nothing sick from zheng yong
say: NI NI
say: NE NE
say: NE NI
say: NI NE
you said "NI-NE" or "NINE"
our class got the spinning wheel thing, teacher can spin the wheel for lucky number game.... clever right....
one teacher said "you ppl very BO LIAO" we said " YESSSS"
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hello benjamin, you wanna spam my blog, by all means.... i can't be bothered... this is last fri news, no time to post, got many hmk.... ms long wen got detention she cried... why? no name tag..... call someone to bring it down lah if they got spare, we do that in 2e4. during chi, i guess is jia chin reading the passage, then someone mimic then they say, "wah you disgusting leh you, voice haven't change." mr benjamin brought his "sunglasses" or the glases with holes, what focus vision thingy... then for A math, mr ang "thought" that we got two pages for sci hmk, then "ping ming" [ die die in chinese] give hmk... he teach let "y" be "3x" the subsitute thingy, then some one said smiley face minus smiley face equals sad face :) - :) = :( this is how dumb we could get... SS taecher damn kiam pa, say something about loving your nation, then ppl complain: "eh transport SUX LEH, need to wait so long, still so cramp and expensive , eh climate SUX leh, rain shine rain shine peik chek!!!" this is our love for singapore.
skin colour = hair colour
this post is then about today, { my mum just reminded me about that tonight got tuition... screw} mr tang said about the cup of orange paint on the table, saying "WHOSE CUP OF ORANGE JUICE IS THIS ARGH, COME AND CLAIM IT LEH" the chi damn tyco, i got full mark, but today one tio -10 mark liao... shit lah, mr ng forgot about correction... "SHHHH" [act blur] geog lessons very horny, and racist.... the teacher said about CNY plants, what PUSHY WILLOW" thingy, then they go say "PU55LY WILLOW" wtf... kiam pa lah.... then zhen wei went then later said about mining for minerals, then they say that oil mining cause pollution, spill here and there, then they suggested dry oil, like the CO2 dry ice thingy.... two homo sapien walk past our class........ solid oil see my class so racist.... [with regards to colour]
last night dinner got pizza, offer, 2 for $22, but freaking small. the left one is hawaiian, then the right one is the new TRIO CHEESE, got Mozzarelle, Parmesan, Cheddar cheese and herbs.... damn shiok, the cheese taste damn strong.... [ i advertising for pizza hut, not getting paid here.... booo....] the delivery guy said the pepsi on the way burst, because shake too much, got high pressure, then burst lor.... so sad..... OH it was sad Oh it was sad, it was sad that the pepsi had burst and our $1.70 was wasted......
shit got physic test tmr... i don't want CNY to come, got performance.... can just celebrate the ang bao part only.... NEW YEAR RESOLUTION: ang bao $$$ more then 200, some cousin got married....
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Thursday, January 24, 2008
the pic of the fishes nice right....
this one nicer
joke about singapore,
splinter cell guy, asking him for his death wish
today damn lots of hmk,
A math -the tb exercise -coplete one whole worksheet 38 question
Chi -do chi compo, more than three page -learn spelling -now how to read all the words in the story
chem -redraw graph
damn it lah, so many hmk.... after A math, everyone in class is like damn moody, mood swing .... so many hmk.... craz lah.... solution: copy CE got present the family photo thingy, zheng yong never do, then he want me to drag... i drag till the bell rang, then mr ang said need to pass up, he still die. mr lim said what principal come watch us thingy, the someone ask if he is gonna get sack.... the someone said, did he said sex... horny lah our class
horny right?
the class board, decorated by girls, damn cham... die type
this is on bus 315, like a Pub
bio lessons, we keep saying the mitochondria thingy mr tang blur one say he never come then he come.... china friends complaint rules very strict.
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Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:
You have medium extroversion. You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party. Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences. But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time."
Conscientiousness:
You have medium conscientiousness. You're generally good at balancing work and play. When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done. But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it.
Agreeableness:
You have low agreeableness. Your self interest comes first, and others come later, if at all. In general, you feel that people are not to be trusted. And you're skeptical that anyone else really feels differently.
Neuroticism:
You have low neuroticism. You are very emotionally stable and mentally together. Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly. Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is high. In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas. You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits. A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything.
damn sian any how do so quiz, kill time... it the morning, benjamin came up to class, then before lessons starts, he said, "OH SHIT, I LEFT MY BAG DOWNSTAIRS" no permission or something then go down take bag. the CE period, mr ang ask zhen wei, you never do or never bring, then after saying a few times, he tio trick , say he never do..... ms leong claim that she is VERY KIND [ahem] A math lesson, mr ang use mike teach lessons, he wanna do k box or ...... got one china schoolar, what her name is called "xiao yang" ??? the she was sleeping during lessons, then we said "THE LITTLE SHEEP IS SLEEPING.... BAAA BAAAA..." then one guy said, we in new zealand mah.... highest record is 4 people down, sleeping in class, today only got three never break record.... the eng diagnostic test suka suka do, get 22/30, my EOY or mid year fail leh..... the eng test, very kiam pa, write 1188 words, one line is got 18 word, so one page got 24 line, 2.5 pages got.... the story line damn bo liao
go jogging, got nafa test go deserted side of park, jogging step on 10 cent coin, thoought is pin. keep money lah... standard bent down take money saw shadow behind bush, go find out old man, then he saw i kill his son, he wanna kill me, i ran, hide in phone booth, got door, locked it, use ten cent call the police survive 5 minutes, he crack the plastic wall, strangle me gun shot, he fell, i go unconscious. wake up, visit him he actually quite okay type
end liao.... firt three para and last three para all crap.
stay back do the cip, card thing, everyone go, then me and chairman clean up, tmr still need go, monitor the china one..... peik che, got chi compo, news paper article and eng compo correction. i never do one, must slack.... play com lah samuel lim, stop your god damn muging.
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Tuesday, January 22, 2008
wah, sch very pek che fucked up... today got the informal conferencecing thing, jin loon and benjamin very kiam pa, they go there and said.... "i got 2 complaint. our long pants damn transcluscent" or how the hell you spell it, and "then for example.... can dave of 3e3 stand up, yesterday he sat down and we saw his boxes....." wah... dave damn malu, then later jin loon complained "for us short ppl, we always hit into the hanging plant. at the parade square." then the teacher asked who tio hit, many ppl raised their hands.... craz.... mr tan said our class very dusty used it to teach inference. "i can infer your class very dusty, this can be seen from the fact that i sneeze upon entering ur class. this meant that your class is dusty, i also have sensitive nose" then the SS, saying singapore no land so build house or theme park.... theme park lah.... the ppl stay in 24 hr theme park.... damn lame lessons... the samuel lim kept saying i study like siao... screw him lah, that jealous mugger... mug mug mug....
cldds very sian, this fri got rehearsal, 3.30 pm , then tmr at 2.00pm go take paper from mdm zhang, 3.30 after the english test, stay back and do CIP card... 200 pieces... sec 1 come during feb.... noooo..... i very sadist wanna make fun of them. the chairman damn mad witht the china schoolars, want cip hours also want competetion thing, then she said they very what.... but to be simple, it is just like what you want, then sacrifice the other...
i play splinter cell to kill time, kill the enemy damn sadist type, use one sticky camera thing, shoot around that guard, then make noise, so the guard kept turning clock wise. he stand near a light bulb, so i keep making the noise, then run past him damn fast, he take out a light stick thing, turn the light off again, and when he turn around, the light the suddenly turn on, he sees me, says WHAT THE .... ARGH... and then kill him... take time to kill the enemy, must enjoy The fear expressed on his face. zheng yong said if i played the same game as him, he would believed that i would kill him every day.... why, cuz i sadist....
Can you feel that Aw shit Oh wa ah ah ah Oh wa ah ah ah Oh oh(3x)
Drowning deep in my sea of loathing Broken your servant I kneel(will you give in to me) It seems what's left of my human side Is slowly changing in me(will you give in to me) Looking at my own reflection When suddenly it changes Violently it changes (oh no) There is no turning back now You've woken up the demon in me Get up, come on get down with the sickness(3x) Open up your hate, and let it flow into me Get up, come on get down with the sickness You mother get up Come on get down with the sickness You f**ker get up Come on get down with the sickness Madness is the gift, that has been given to me
I can see inside you, the sickness is rising Don't try to deny what you feel(will you give in to me) It seems that all that was good has died And is decaying in me (will you give in to me) It seems you're having some troubleIn dealing with these changes Living with these changes (oh no) The world is a scary place Now that you've woken up the demon in me Get up, come on get down with the sickness (3x) Open up your hate, and let it flow into me Get up, come on get down with the sickness You mother get up Come on get down with the sickness You f**ker get up Or get down with the sickness Madness is the gift, that has been given to me
And when I dream (4x) No mommy, don't do it again Don't do it againI'll be a good boy I'll be a good boy, I promise No mommy don't hit me Ow!Why did you have to hit me like that, mommy? Don't, do it!No, you're hurting me! Ow!Why did you have to be such a bitch Why don't you,Why don't you f**k off and die Why can't you just f**k off and die Why can't you just leave here and die Never stick your hand in my face again bitchF**K YOU! I don't need this shit You stupid sadistic abusive f**king whore How would you have to see how it feels mommy Here it comes, get ready to die! Oh wa ah ah ah Get up, or come get down with the sickness (3x) Open up your hate, and let it flow into me Get up, or come get down with the sicknessyou mother get up Or come get down with the sickness You f**ker get up Your f**kin down with the sickness Madness has now come over me
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Sunday, January 20, 2008
www.blackeyedpeas8890@hotmail.com. must remember to send shu wei the photos from theatre sport, but must tell her that she should expect a one week to one month delay, got common test now... shit lah
i notice that some ppl love to put small quotes at the end of their post or something,then comment on the quote... whatcha trying to prove, you understand the quote and my com went mental, my splinter cell chaos theory got deleted, need to replay the whole thing again, die lah. today neighbour give us four fish, three of them with the internal organ still inside them, so i took the knife, chopped and ripped open the under belly of the fish, cut out all the stuff, the liver, heart.... was the fish, so water enter the mouth, leaving from the huge gap i cut oppen..... finish all the "kunling" or whjat's that name, then arrange the fish in some stupid VICTORY POST, then later remove the scales, at the end of it, the sink and the knif plus fingers and chopping board damn bloody, never leant how to do this only read the anatomy of the fish, knowing where the body parts are.... send them to their next destination.... the FRIDGE freeze the carcasses from the sea..... losing my voice again due to practising the damn chinese new year crosstalking, very bad sorethroat.... die lah....
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Thursday, January 17, 2008
a lot of the damn screwed homework, finish liao, post something...
CE period, mr ang can't properly pronounce one china schoolar name.. 'yi qiao' or something... then he said go orphanage for service learning... something about being young at heart the benjamin asked if he played counte strike, dota, neopet, can one day got out to LAN with them.... ce rep, jordan and jamy or some names... JJ he said need see the class committe, the important ones, then joseph said what.."sport leader not important mei..."
E math period, ms leong said something like the movie disclaimer..."i don't know your name, so i'll call you xiao di di and xiao mei mei" during lesson time someone HANDPHONE RANG, got sms.... then everyone was coughing, to cover up....
CHI teacher said on the table got a note which say to get well soon, he said he very touched...then he said why must fold pages, to protect the book... you flip the pages, but you don't fold at the centre,the part where all pages meet together and are glued, the pages will drop out.... show us his wine book.... the pages all out.... then he ask for solution to repair book. some ppl say EBAY, go refund, recycle, glue... then he said that it was to use the needle and thread, to sew up the book.... page by page poke through..... [why not use sewing machine] then need read passage, three word pronounce wrong, then GAME OVER... but no one tio... he teached us the pronouncing of 'er', use in son and children in chi, then he said "all this GINNA, the er sound must be...." his lessons, is mainly chi, eng translation and dialect rubbish. he called to some one sitting behind and the idiot at the back said " eh board, teacher call you"... someone asked him to speak chi as it was channel 8, not channel 5. the chinese class is called class 3E1,2,3....
A math period, last period, china schoolars damn tired, becuz..... PPL SAY CHINA STUDENT STUDY THE WHOLE DAY, GOT STAMINA AND ENERGY but the TRUTH is that after every lesson, they got 10 MINUTES BREAK to replenish, but singaporean student don't, and when they come to singapore, they can't take it... the long hours, so singaporean got more stamina....
CE lessons, mr ang asked, how was the response from the orphanage..... they said it was negative, but got one of them asked for IC... then someone say forge the IC.... mr ang patrol class for litter, at joseph place found many tread together, black colour one, and joseph said it was his armpit hair, and mr ang said if he sees it again, he is gonna make him paste it on his chest... the class commitee plan that the saturday, 7/?/08 march holidays, got class gathering.... someone said go IMH, to help out, then mr ang said we must have mental preparation before we go there, and the goup replied, that they can practice it with joel lim .... someone say wait for disaster then fly there help.
chi lessons, mr ng said about the sec 1 need collect money, so he late 7 mins, then ask if AFTER SSP, AFTER CCA and then got the 7 min remedial, but he will 'x 10' the time for us free of charge.
physic lessons, mr tang go down take graph paper, then the class got 7 minutes of paper ball fight... then benjamin went "this is your class monitor and he wants you to shut up"
bio lessons, start on cells, lesson damn chim, die liao....
need memorise cldds CNY crosstalking script by tmr....
deon said he liked AHEM AHEM AHEM for class AHEM AHEM AHEM and not to tell anyone.
got A math question damn hard don't know how to do then the china schoolars teach me and samuel lim, then we find shu bei to complain how hopelessly pathetic her math was, so she would shut up.... both are MADE IN CHINA, but once it is 'singaporified' then it value and quality drop....
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Tuesday, January 15, 2008
for math two negative make a plus, [eng should do the same]
during chemistry, mr lim period, he noticed that benjamin had his buttons all the way up, to the collar, and this is called singapore schoolars, not china schoolars. then he said he allowed CONSTRUCTIVE NOISES, like question, then one idiot said "WHAT, CONSTRUCTION NOISE!" mr lim, "no, ps don't bring any drill in the class. learn the molecular mass thing, he count wrong , so mr lm said in chi "dui bu qi dui bu qi, bei ma wo" [sorry sorry, don't scold me] then he said about diffusion, the particle moving around and benjamin said "they are mating" QUES: how you find the weight of an atom ? ANS: it is cow sense to use a weighing scale....
the 4th state of matter : plasma found in: PLASMA TV
chi lessons, mr ng tell us of reservice, saying ten times till 40, and got two kind... long term: more then 3 days, to about a week but damn relax, got time play poker short term: 2 day 1 night but you drill like siao 18 years old: NS -national service 20 years old: ORD -operational ready d????? 40 years old: MR - mindef reserve die lah, everyday in army must have mc
army slang: bobo king - the idiot who can't shoot a target right [ impossible now with the sars 21, accuracy damn good ] topo king - an idiot at direction [sergent: where is your buddy, recuit? / recuit: he went to the canteen to eat, then he went to the toilet, but his GPS (global positioning system) battery got low, that i can't detect him anymore]
mr ng asked, how many time need go reservice? zheng yong said: "AS MANY TIME AS POSSIBLE"
we met our geog teacher, mdm tham.... or what is her name, her slides are very colourful, lots of pic... terribly nice teacher, teach in reform sch, where the stud would beat the DM she don't know that we need the lecture slides... she said: "you ppl are the second batch of GUINEA PIGS -test subject for moe, your seniors are the first batch...." then she said, if you look down under there from tree tops, very nice... someone said "UNDER WHERE?" then it became "UNDERWEAR" grief lah.... she said she bang into lampost, pay $120 - 200 for repair.... her friend bang the tree, cost $6000 .... ah lah mat, so expensive. she describe trees that had the leaves dropped off, are called "BOTAK" hairless .
that day got eng tuition, got one fat slob sit beside me, his legs open damn wide, keep figiting, hit my hand when i writing compo... he listen to mp3, and he on so loud till ppl from the role infront turn around to look at him... ass hole..... [must be scientific, say rectum] -14/1/08
mr ng said during oral, if word don't know how to read, then guess, and read quickly pass it in a softer voice... then got chi idiom, which meant outstanding/solo, "du shu yi zhi" and he translate to eng, "one tree stand alone"
mr lim said about english duirng the crazy diffusion, and he said, "if your ENGLAND not very good don't use chim word"
ms leong said"this 3e1, very noisy not like E1 class" some ppl clap.... she said "THIS IS NOT A COMPLIMENT" her name become [ms leon]... idiots don't spell her name right.
bio lesson tio split into 2 group... china schoolars, and luck ppl get tan seow lan... wtf.... I DON'T MIND THE HMK SHE GIVE, OR HOW DEMANDIND SHE IS, DON'T WANNA BE WITH MS TAY" but end up with ms tay... die lah, must study on myself liao... before seperate, benjamin went ah choo, and ms tan said "are you allergic to me?" and those lucky one go bio lab study, walk very slow, ms tan call this FUNERAL MARCH.
ms tay: what is the difference in ingestion and feeding guy: ingestion ah, is eating lor ms tay: then feeding guy: feeding is eating lor... everyone sitting around me all kanna... i damn heng, can curse ppl one...
cldds: the china schoolars came, my friend think that they very proud, i think they overly enthu, chi too good liao. got an opera coming, the gay junior, jia yi is the protagonist... and the role is a sassy, typical aunty... guess he is gonna wear skirt again... the rest be supporters... i not in it, do a "xiang shen" cross talk with hua fei. mdm zhang said about the sec 1 coming next week, use the script that i had done... if possible, she teach them, if not, i take over.... SEC 1 YOUR SO DEAD! the acting role are simple, but it will be damn hillarious and malu... get used to life....
the kindergarden sch. today assembly got a talk about discipline by AHEM- [if i say then i die liao]
main rules are that during assembly these are the main point... -stand / sit straight, during assembly. -look forward, no turning of heads -no talking hey, i guess i read this in the army maual book before right?
when we are moving from classes to classes -stand in pairs -the chairman and vice chair around class, walk around got formation -if never do. get caught ned to do "drill" during recess good grief, marching in the army... and the word "drill" is used in army right?
shirt -tucked in [this one is understandable] -shirt tucked out a little to the one inch... cannot more holy... thought tuck in can liao
talking -if tio caught, the surrounding ppl also kanna -surrounding ppl kanna as never call them to shut up what if the guy infront is a big bully, or won't listen to you, you still will say and later tio the punishment again?
sch getting crazyier.... autocratic, military, communist...... eh, but singapore is democratic leh.... got voting or not....
most teacher talked about respect, but times had change, last time is we respect teacher, then teacher respect you, but many ppl now say that it is the teacher who respect the student the the student respect them. respect: treating someone in a way they should be treated
some rare teacher, those good one, will sometimes say "we will respect you and treat you as teenagers if you also know how to respect others, respecting them first"
we treat adults with respect, but they viewed us as kindergarden kids, [to us, it feels like a form of disrespect, but adults don't feel it] so if we get disrespect, are we allowed to "return" the disrespect, by being disrespectful to them, the common case of "A PUNCH FOR A PUNCH" do people agree with that... it seems fair to me.
good grief, but sch rule must follow [ "die die also must follow" ]
my cl script ends with: teacher forget demerit form, lucky argh, wish everyone a happy chinese new year [actual text], [but these are the add -on] and after a CNY, hope you don't get demerit, detention, suspension, canning, CWO, and expelsion
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Sunday, January 13, 2008
pictures....
wtf, linkin park [special limited edition] in the making of what i've done and stuff..... NC16 one more year only....ah la mat ... yesterday go to this jebez birthday, for dinner, we got steamboat.... birthdayboy... the sister, smile till can't see her eyes, my aunt first said"eh, smile leh, taking photo leh" then she smile, do much till we almost can't see her eyes... when blowing the candles, jebez was shouting to joleen, "shut down your mouth, shut down your mouth, it's my candle......" found this at amk library, captain underpants.....
that little jayden smiled, and just in time press the camera button.... need high attention span, easily sleep, so easy to look after... thing thing arena 2, ppl get 300+ kills, i pro...900 kills, later got more kills, but my mouse cursor, accidentally clicked out of screen, to the damn advertisement.... FUCK the dying scene, do on purpose one this is pic DC001234 picture taken at yu han party
jacky from theatresport, a very kiam pa guy, hope that during july holiday must come hor....or we all tau pok you
cldds script for chinese new year, [NO TEACHER APPROVAL]
ms tan seow lan: -live up to your scientific name, homo sapien which meant 'human wisdom' -benjamin chua ,joel and joesph sit together, forming a triangle, and they talk lah.... ms tan call this the bermuda triangle, plane fly in and go MIA [missing in action] but for them, info goes in and never come out during exam, lost for good. -ms tan got the "is the class ready to great ms tan" thing and benjamin and jin loon go crap up, benjamin: is the class ready to... jin loon: greet ms tan... benjamin: class... jin loon: stand... ms tan said: "you ppl already wear long pants liao, still so childish" -ms tan talked about finding new species,name after you, then someone said: "tan seow lan"
ms leong: in the morning, she ask the china schoolars, about the math olympiad, change in date, did mr ang tell them.... they say no, then ms leong said something like "that mr ang ah, say yes yes yes, this kind of man huh... later go scold him"
mr kelvin tan the Social study teacher: -"sorry i got lost, got mix up with the classes, but at 2nd storey, heard the noise then remember to come up. when below our class, can follow the noise and lead me to this class blind-folded" -"you ppl lucky,old campsite got no bunk on stilts, all sleep on tent, field.... rain, potatoe chip will float out of tent, don't complain about the noise at the camp, those frogs.... in the middle of the night last time, there would be suddenly a group of girls screaming, everyone take to torch, go there and will see a bunch of girls crowded at a corner then ther would be a small INNOCENT FROG over there.....ps, compare your body size lah." - [he doing example on source base, which is a person who dislike coconut] "for those china schoolars, durian is the green colour thorny fruit" then there were idiots who change to HORNY FRUIT. -throughout the lesons, bejamin and gang kept whistling the tune "OH IT WAS SAD..." he never notice man... so pro.
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Thursday, January 10, 2008
today bio lessons, ms tan seow lan said this in the beginning of the lessons, today is called BE KIND TO 3E1 DAY... which means if you forgot to bring books, your so saved.... but there are still idiots who raised their hand to say forgot to bring books. then must paste sticker on the workbook, one guy say paste on the cover or under the cover, ms tan said that in sec 3 there would be more freedom, democratic class, so you can decide. benjamin during lessons crap like siao. ms tan explain that camels oxidise their fats, to produce metabolic water... then benjamin said that before boat capsized, must eat a lot.... so got metabolic water... good grief. what you thinking, ...."last dinner"?
mr tang said do worksheet till qn 3 but we do till the whole worksheet finish, so he said that our class ppl very "kan cheong"... chi start with 200 word reflection... A /E math got hmk...die lahh
noticed that there are "many" passer by at the tag board. then the passer by comment on how i said stuff about my junior.... which is how many post below, that person very kiam pa. eat finish got nothing to do...
one PEANUT comic is that charlie brown give snoopy chocolate and snoopy sniff it then eat, charlie brown complain how suspicious a dog is.... then linus came and said that a dog being so suspicious could be a human....
got time to go limewire, remembered to download songs finally... MCR- helena crossfade- invincible & so far away fall out boys- dance dance LP- lying from you [remembered after seeing hong men handphone] beautiful girl [don't know why i hum the song then want to put that song in handphone] new age girl marry moon [only after camp then remember...]
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Wednesday, January 09, 2008
many thing to post, but too tired, post some.... 3e1 tio split up man... die arh... know ppl in 3e2 very good, not 3e1, it ain't the main purpose of this camp. class bonding my @55...
our bunk: first storey is empty place, hang stuff, put shoe got benches, do activities.... second storey is where we sleep, head can hit roof, the walls are metal bars.... no shoes upstairs. our bunk got 5 bats, hanging there, real one... hell lots of bat shit on the floor..
in morning reach there, about 10 plus, then my bag alarm clock rang, 10.30 the time i wake up during holiday.... get in group, know only guan cheng. later know yu cheong, and zhi hui.. ivan from 2e6 in same group, hin wai same class, then got one guy name jun ying... same as tution friend. during the whole camp, my attitude was like sian sian, cuz after 3d2n, i still don't know my friends... makan lunch, the instructor want us to do hungry cheer, "I DON'T THINK I KNOW LEH, HOW ARH?" after that i decided to act blur... damn blur [eh, 4 demerit points, cannot say 'damn' ] we did the high element, climb up the pole, then walk from one end to the other of a shaky thin platform... thought can stand still, but then, "wind blowing strongly" wobble.... got another one, climb up the pole, stand on platform, the pole can shake one.... then on the plat form, there will be one plastic bar infront, suppose to jump an try to catch it, or fall down .... i climb up, too short, can't balance on platform, shaky..... then blur blur, i jump... in mid air every thing was like s l o w - m o t i o n once you catch the pole, reality come back, the rope pull the harnest... PAIN... i caught the pole, hang there, the instructor want me to do chin up...SIR! CANNOT LAH. later do what, i forgot liao.if not wrong, go one hut, sit down, self intro. i act severely hopelessly blur, sotong king. one girl 'elyeen' [ i admit i sux at spelling] ask me for my name, need to write name on masking tape, paste on shoulder.
what is your name huh? me: eh shit what is my name arh. let me think oih... me: dunno leh, seriously cannot remember later come back to you me: ah if not wrong it's chin teck lah... or hin wai or...em em... eh your teck is spelled like that? me: i gueess so, go check dictionary...
retardedly blur.later got zip line or flying fox, once you upstairs the three storey structure, you will be clip to something, the metal rope does not allow you to fall out of the building, then later your turn then hook on to another line, the main zip line line. noticed that if you slip or someone push you, you would just go down the zip line the improper way... can die one, thenbang into the trolley team... first ten second on the zip line, very shiok, but after that, your "nuts" hurts.... when land liao, i was lying on the bench... i don't wanna move.... ellice came, saying things like: i thought you ppl won't be hurt if you .... nc16 content... then i say: you girls when you jump your (0(0nu+ hurt...nc16 content. good joy, i can talk dirty, learn from 2e4 ppl. no absailing... go dinner. then blind man trail for 2hr when eye open, the right eye vision damn blur... wear spec also cannot see. or yar, bathing got cubicle in girls toilet, that was converted to male. some flasher go open air bathing... free show. talk talk, reflection, supper, then sleep. got one guy quarreling with another guy... don't know what i don't lend you tooth paste, then other guy say don't lend don't lend lah, then the first guy notice he got no tooth brush... sian lah. at night sleeping, other people insect replelent so strong that i no need use any, the bats are fying around in the bunk, in and out... mosquito catcher... sleep at 11.30++, wake up at 1.47 damn alert, go sleep again. some ppl got bring hand phone ... argh.. why i so guai?
next day do low element, forgot to say our group name is rendezvous... chim right? got one is nitro crossing, all the ppl on one side, must get rope in the middle, cannot use flag pole, stick... zhi hui sacrificed his pants the string, tie to shoe, then swing. try a few time then can. when many ppl on the other side, squeeze like siao, then big guy come swing like wrecking ball. some girls from girls brigdage [spelling again] or the instructor call 'girls biscuit' are hopeless... leg straight lah.. i thought they got camp one ma, still like ... spend 40 minutes. then the next one, we must take out the tire from one 2-3 metre pole... and what we do, our group got record time man, just throw out... killer litter. then if want put in, just one guy climb up pole, ivan, then hand him the tire and its done. our instructor zheng hong is quite amused by our way of doing thing. then got the next sttion, cross one bridge, but the steps damn slippery, plus got rain, then got competition. later is crawl on one bridge, but it will shake so badly that you will fall off. got one is you cross to other side using ropes tied to tires, must swing then catch the otherrope then cross. the best one is the wall need to climb up, the girls got more support, then for me and jun ying, we just jump, hang on and pull ourself up, while over the ledge, some ppl got their "NUTS AND BANANA" injured. got one tire of rebirth, must go through one tire, go other side, go through.. the guy finish liao, then the first gir come, but no guy dare support her so she land on the floor, THUD! very nice. we sabo our instructor zheng hong and sarah together, do crazy stuff, someone said define softcore and hardcore, then later the instructor said the conversation is getting m18... makan lunch. samuel ng came, said that andrew ate damn little like about 1/4 of food only and the reason was that the food wasn't nice... ah lah mat , how pampered could you get... and there will be a NATURE RUMBLE, mud trail, and andrew was damn mad. he said that andrew claim that he got headache, so he can skip the high elements... makan finish, we go nature rumble... the instructor talked privately to the girls for sometime, guess its becuz of their monthly bleeding, that we joke about geraldine turning the chalet pool red, 'mens'. the instructor then teach us the hornet drill, incase the hornet sting your CNS and what is cns... only i answer, CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM your darling spinal cord... half body paralysed temporaly man... shiok ah.. i was marked as nerdy, study bio man... one whistle blow means squatand cover neck. two whistle blow is lie down on the floor covering neck. we walked in the mini forest, reached there, the girls damn slow , the sch shoe kanna liao, but okay lah, mine is the skin, not cloth. we enter the mud pool, or a little stream, where we were to walk around, the instructor pour water on us... water is at knee level where we all joke that it was too deep, can drown, need ankle length, then safe. walking half way, got two whistle blow, everyone lie in the water, then the instructor come turn you around, splash more water. some ppl see fish. got one part, there was a fallen log, the instructor dig deeper, and pull us through or under the log, everyone tio... later on the way back, pass mini puddle then got mud fight, ... guan cheng kiam pa, tio alot. got one guy drop his specs in the mud and i found his specs... he owe me a favour.... next is kayaking, but then instructor all say storm coming, so all help wash kayak... boo boo. then i need to help push up the motor boat... reward is a mini wash up. jun ying said that it must be the instructor all don't want to wash, made us wash up... boo boo.... after wash up, prepare camp item, we suggested that zheng hong don't come and watch becuz got stress. then he go second storey watch us. they chose dance, and the song was girlfriend avril lavigne... [hell yeh i'm the mother TTOOO princess] ren jun come up with some moves.. his body like rubber band. then instructor teach us bootlicking cheer eg: [ppl name use ivan for eg]
ivan you 'yan tao' you look like wooh! x2 ivan we need you ivan we need you [echo] ivan we want you ivan we want you [echo] wo wowowowoww.... ivan!
guy use 'yan tao'-handsome guy girl use 'chio bu' -pretty girl then for gays... god knows...
we use the bootlick cheer for dinner, so can get food. the instructor alex there, look like my friend henry chua from tution. then later is campfire... storm comming, so got indoor. rain god very hardworking.during the practise of the combined group item, group 13 and 14 together, me and sheng hong were doing the weird weird sound the idol what crap, close your mouth and try to make air go through mouth/throat,... producing thud thud or edud edud sound. we were irritating tham, later when zhi hui demand for silent clap, ppl go clap and then shut up, but me and sheng hong, clap liao then started singing "SILENT NIGHT, HOLY NIGHT..." then later change to "I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY X'MAS , I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY X'MAS..." kiam pa. our specialty.campfire got performance, spirit not as high as theatresports... the teachers came and then they serve us apple, or else is pudding or nothing. our teacher silent one... call them but also no respond. go one song damn lame the green frog..
mm mm goes a little green frog one day mm mm goes a litle green frog mm mm goes a little green frog one day and they all go mm mm wah... and all the frog go [clap] sha la la la la x3 and all the frog go sha la la la la and they all go mm mm wah...
during the mm mm there could be action, for sexy frog, the second mm must smack your butt, then instructor alex keep going mm mm mm mm and then they smacl their butts non-stop. lol. also got macho frog...then got one song name: titanic
they build the ship titanic to sail the ocean blue they thought they build a ship that no water can go through but the lord of mighty hands knew the ship would never land it was sad when the big ship went down
oh, it was sad x2 it was sad when the big ship went down to the bottom where the husbands and wives and the childrens lost their live it was sad when the big ship went down.
me and sheng hong go do special edition, about handphone instead of ship, and instead of sinking, the handphone got wet, and lord knew it was not water proof... at night, hang the damn clothes, the shoes also .. first night got bats, second night got frog, damn loud, freaking noisy. mating call... then IF i knew where the frog was, IF i am able to kill it, IF we are allowed to cook, IF we knew how to cook, IF the frog was edible.... the frog would be cooked, round two supper, frog legs porridge, in chinese: 'tian ji zhou' damn loud but still must sleep. then third day wake up, say bye bye,clean up man....we just need to take up anything ,chuck in the bin... easy right...my rectum [be scientific, cannot say @ss hole] the shoes got mud, so how, we all play soccer, squeeze the shoes in between the feet, and jump, aim and shoot, as a homo sapien, you must know how to find fun yourself.we later play polar bear..."retardcy" erran always tio killed. then got whacko...yu cheong responses lagging man... we told instructor not to cry.... then go home.... sad thing is that samuel lim still got band....
school objective: bond with sec 3 class - [NOT COMPLETE] personal objective: new songs from friends -[COMPLETED]
if this camp was a computer game, this is the misssion ending evaluation... (window media player now playing the -new age girl marry moon) sian ah, tmr got sch
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Saturday, January 05, 2008
sch start, mean new teachers.... during A math lessons, mr ang taught the simultaneous eqn, then half way through the lessons, we heard the sound of someone clearin his throat then spitting out something. then mr ang turn around damn mad, shouted who did that, then we saw cleaner spitting..... mr ang [with his smile] "oh...continue lessons..."
ms leong teaches E math, and crack very cold jokes... one guy move to the girl table during math lessons, so ms leong :"wah you very brave, share book with a girl" the boy : "she never bring book" ms leong: "then she should move to your place" [the girl move to the guy place] ms leong: " but then must be kind boy..." [then the guy move to the girl table] crazy nia.... ms leong said some weird thing during lessons, ppl suppose laugh, then everyone look at her with blank stare. "YOU DON'T GET THE JOKE AR, NEVER MIND"
mr lawrence tang is like turner lam... can joke one. during lessons, he take one guy book strap, strap to his water bottle, then spin it around like the cowboy with the lasso. when spin slowly, people at front use their hand to cover their head, then when spinning damn fast, the people sitting around him, three table radius, all cover head with their hand. thats how we start a lesson. he said "in my pri sch, i very tut [dialect for dumb] one math no good" the china schoolars all were like blur...what the teacher talking. he also announce the competition course, and course 2 is during sch day, lesson time, and he said "you ppl would comfirm take this one la,can skip school, so good and get to slack somemore..." he describe our class as "you drop a pin on the floor and you can hear it."
bio lessons, ms tan seow lan make us do "kalang wave" stand sit stand sit, then benjamin chua tio the calling thing. first lesson, chiong homework liao, die la. bio lessons, ellice tio called for asking why we study bio. ellice give crap reason, then tan seow lan said :"IS IT THAT YOU DON'T APPRECIATE LITERATURE, CANNOT STAND GEOG, CANNOT MEMORISE HISTORY THAT YOU TAKE BIOLOGY BECAUSE NO CHOICE." - everyone was nodding their head. ms tan then ask, the word that meant 'the nutrition of plants' the china schoolar answer: AUTOTROPHIC. ms tan said it was correct then what is 'the nutrition of animal' someone jokingly said MANUALTROPHIC. plant is 'auto', animal is 'manual' . ms tan gave the dangerous smile: "your class got a joke" during her lessons, 2e107 ppl come give yearbook07. ms tan told them to give out to all class, then give to 3e1 the last don't disrupt her lessons. she said "THE NEXT ONE THAT COME TO GIVE THE YEARBOOK IS GOIG TO GET IT FROM ME" then, 2e607 boon keng [the one who act ka lang go ni] come give year book. ms tan called him to give other class first, the he replied "3e1 is the last class" then ms tan then allow.... she talk about plant being sensitive to light ms tan:"you people got do the experiment" [she had not said what experiment] class silence joel: "yess" ms tan: "i haven't say what experiment and you said yes, very good, you will do the plant grow toward light experiment, give you three weeks and only you do, the rest of the class no need, start after camp." morale: keep your trap shut unless you know its safe to say anything.
mr ng thiam seng, our chi teacher, want collect holiday hmk on second day of sch, zheng yong never do, so chiong chi hmk. me and lim chiong A math hmk so go home play com. second day, mr ng is sick, never come. zheng yong said: "I LOVE MR NG THIAM SENG, BUT I BELIEVE I'LL SOON SAY I HATE HIM" during chi lesson, replacement teacher came in, and then need to do 400 WORDS SELF INTRO ESSAY. 400 words.... will die man.
eng lessons, got mrs raj. she call us do read up on the writer 'desai'.... firstly in 3e1,many ppl from other class come in. around 20 ppl standing, then me, zheng yong and ellice go 3e2. at 3e2, some ppl not suppose go 3e1, go 3e1... so end up coming back to their own class. then zheng yong saw shu bei, then call her to sit infront of me ... damn shit. she dumbly sat there.sheng hong sit behind me for eng class. heng yong start his nonsense, then i wanna change place. ellice say that she cannot break up couple, then zheng yong said that he is a old lamp post, cannot move. [lamp post means that if there are boyA and boyB, then girlA appears, and boyB and girlA got BGR, then boyA is the lamp post] fuck
camp briefing, zheng yong and sam lim now gang me, said that in my list of important things must have shu bei... wtf.... teacher say what and you can continue it.... andrew gonna die... who call him, so pampered. for high elements, he is dead.
cca orientation, jia yi went nuts, shouting out, calling them to join cldds, we stand be hind him, guide him in case he do crazy things, and we were like so malu... junior so kiam pa. he will scare the sec 1 shitless. when your afraid, you might have diarhoea, to scared, shitless....
camp is going to suck, class so nerdy, no joker...
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Wednesday, January 02, 2008
first day of school...
the new principal is [who again, i missed her name] she starts the welcome to zhss thing, eng speech, got many long pauses. when she shows the slides of the discipline community, everyone clapping, cause after holiday got see danger sign...
the new discipline master mr desmond chong.... wah he look damn fierce, can die man...people say that he walk like hoods, with wide arm swings and fierce face. like he just come out of ns and damn mad with the commando or something...
form teacher: mr lionel ang facts: extremely black and white evidence: [this is how you should present mr lionel ang profile] he in morning, come in class, say he teach A math hard, but just need remember formula... [black and white not flexible...] start saying about importance of CE, put people half to sleep. say about the demerit point thing, GO THROUGH IN DETAILS...... sleep. he said about the consequences of bring undesirable stuff to sch, eg: porn , chewing gum...then he say how he wonder ppl can bring chewing gum in..... easy, brought in from malaysia, one whole box... [you can search my house for porn and you won't find anything, but if chewing gum... then maybe yes. but currently OUT OF STOCK. he wanted us to sit in register number.... no friends... die dickson say can bully him one... hell lots of rules from him. one rule on not to swear, no F word that's common... then he said :"kids, don't say the D word" ppl wondering what's the D word... ans is that the word is 'DAMN'. good grief.
chi teacher: huang lao shi he is down with flu bad coughing got sense of humour... he commented on how he hope not to have ppl in class taking video of him and posting it on youtube. okay lah for that guy...
in the morning, woke up at 5.30, very sick, bad sore throat. two days ago, sore throat, then headache, then fever, till now... poping down panadols... saw sheng hong in long pants... not used to it. get of car, then saw....ROGER that potatoe, so fat wearing his pants too high up, remember saying to samuel lim the previous night about finding andrew, pants to high, and you never know if someone never wear long pants... classroom at third storey, all the way back... damn/screw/f()ck.saw zheng yong waving to me then hid behind the door, enter the class, zheng yong got the door god seat again, then i noticed that zheng yong got NO LONG PANTS. holy mama, that guy too busy playing com forgot to buy pants, but said out of stock... then ellice haven't came, thought that she overslept or.... god knows. asembly at hall, mr ang look at zheng yong and asked :" boy did you sit in the wrong class, this is 3e1. " comedy... later got spot check, and he tio for attire. even better, the new dm, go ask zheng yong why he was there... [knocked out in the class] recess. met samuel ng, he tio sabo class vice chair or something... mrs leong ask him does he want to sit at the back of the class, or in front, if sit behind, then tio sabo to be VC. mdm zhang wanted me to tell them that need to come on saturday for cca orientation. everyone long pants liao... saw sherrie, she treatment her hair straight, her hea now look like a football.
my class everyone look sian sian, flat faced, those study type.... die ah. ten china student join scary... last in class liao. tmr got sch... die aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhh
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SCT the crapper.
SADIST
PARSIMONIOUS
POIKILOTHERMIC
PLEGMATIC
I.D.C AWARD WINNER
NON-CONVENTIONALIST
ATHEIST!
shit got physic test tmr... i don't want CNY to come, got performance.... can just celebrate the ang bao part only.... NEW YEAR RESOLUTION: ang bao $$$ more then 200, some cousin got married....
wtf, linkin park [special limited edition] in the making of what i've done and stuff..... NC16 one more year only....ah la mat ...
yesterday go to this jebez birthday, for dinner, we got steamboat.... birthdayboy...
the sister, smile till can't see her eyes, my aunt first said"eh, smile leh, taking photo leh" then she smile, do much till we almost can't see her eyes...
when blowing the candles, jebez was shouting to joleen, "shut down your mouth, shut down your mouth, it's my candle......"
found this at amk library, captain underpants.....
that little jayden smiled, and just in time press the camera button.... need high attention span, easily sleep, so easy to look after...
thing thing arena 2, ppl get 300+ kills, i pro...900 kills, later got more kills, but my mouse cursor, accidentally clicked out of screen, to the damn advertisement.... FUCK
the dying scene, do on purpose one
this is pic DC001234 picture taken at yu han party
jacky from theatresport, a very kiam pa guy, hope that during july holiday must come hor....or we all tau pok you 